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Did you pack all the spoons?
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I packed all of my spoons, yeah.
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You couldn't wait until tomorrow?
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Thom, tomorrow is tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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Just be glad I waited
to tape everything up.
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How's your neck?
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Gnarled, like a root.
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Well you can have the bed tonight.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah...
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- I'm going out.
- Is that so?
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Have fun.
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I just wanted you to know...
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So we're clear, I fucking hate your guts
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and I cannot wait to never have to look
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at your fucking face again!
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That so?
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Say hi for me, huh?
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Hey.
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Where are you going?
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Breakfast.
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I love breakfast.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Why not?
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I just don't want to make this a thing.
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Who's making it a thing?
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I'm just not ready for that, okay?
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You're not ready for breakfast with me?
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Yeah, sure.
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But you just had sex with me.
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Yeah, sure, that was great,
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but can you please just stop
making this a thing, okay?
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It is a thing.
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Oh, God, this was such a mistake.
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You called me!
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Well, you're not the
only one who gets drunk.
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You're...
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You're being really mean!
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Get used to the new me,
Kathy, cuz this is it.
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"I Don't Give a Shit" Ian.
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I don't give a shit about you,
I don't give a shit about...
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Actually, right now,
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I just don't give a shit about you.
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I haven't decided what else
I don't give a shit about.
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I dunno... Farmer's markets.
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Craft beer.
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Ian, wait.
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What?
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Do you want to date me?
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Yeah! I wanna date you!
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Dating you's the best!
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Hello.
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Ian still doesn't want to date me, Cal.
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Can you believe that?
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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You want to watch something else?
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No, I'm good.
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I've seen you like this.
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What? High?
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No...
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Alone.
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In there.
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- You don't have to be.
- I'm just watching the movie.
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Move in with me.
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What?
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Give Jeff your notice tomorrow.
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He can find another roommate in 30 days.
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Don't unpack anything.
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Well, it's a little rude.
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Yeah, so what?
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Sometimes it's okay to be
selfish if it makes you happy.
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You make me happy, Jeremy.
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Just not that happy.
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It's just a little quick.
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It's okay...
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You don't have to take me seriously.
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But you will eventually.
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I take you seriously.
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- Uh-huh Just not that
seriously. - Jeremy...
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Look, I'm not usually
this pathetic, actually.
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It's just...
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You make me feel so many things,
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and... it's a little terrifying.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm trying,
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I am gonna keep trying.
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What?
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I've been calling you all day.
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Well, I don't want to
talk about you, Kathy.
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Are you drunk?
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Mostly.
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You shouldn't be drinking alone, Cal.
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So he's seeing him?
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That's it? He's just seeing him?
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Apparently.
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What does that even mean, anyway...
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"he's just seeing him?"
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It means whatever it
means. I don't know.
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Why do you think he's doing it?
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He wants to destroy me,
just, you know, completely.
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Just beat me into the earth,
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and then rub salt all over the ground.
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What a fucking, huge hypocrite.
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Yeah, well, glass houses.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Honesty's the best policy, or something?
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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What?
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Tomorrow, when I move into my studio,
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you should come over
and we should get drunk.
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And we should pretend that it's 2008,
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and I've never met Thom
or had sex with anybody.
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Okay. Yes.
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Wait...
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Remember that time when I promised you
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a case of champagne
if you ever got laid?
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I never got that case
of champagne, actually.
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Thom does not count.
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I do not even think he is a real person.
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You were right about him.
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- He was "shifty."
- Yes.
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It's because I have a
sense for these things.
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So what about Jeremy? Or Paul, okay?
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- Pay up.
- Statute of limitations.
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And... besides,
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what do you need with an
entire case of champagne, huh?
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To celebrate my life... obviously.
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I guess I missed my chance.
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I'm never having sex again.
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No champagne for me.
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God damn... Sorry, I'm so drunk.
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We lived together for a year.
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Almost a year...
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We didn't even make it a fucking year.
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Maybe you shouldn't have,
like, a case of champagne
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just lying around your house.
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Sounds like a bad idea.
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You're probably right.
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Oh, my God. Slow down there buddy!
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Hey, listen, I know what it's like.
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You know what Ian said to me today?
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What?
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He said to me, he doesn't give a shit!
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He's calling himself, "'I
don't give a shit' Ian."
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He wants you back, though?
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I know, he does. I mean, I hope so.
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Ian's the kind of guy...
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I don't really want to
talk about this, actually.
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Oh, okay, yeah.
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I mean, I'm happy for you,
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that your life isn't in shambles.
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I'm happy that your life isn't over.
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Your life is not over, Cal, listen...
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While I appreciate your commiseration
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and gal-pal certainty that I'm
gonna bounce back from this,
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with all due respect,
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you don't know what this is like for me.
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You know, when I was growing up,
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I thought I was never
going to find anybody.
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I thought that I was the
only person out there like me.
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And then I found out that
there were other people like me,
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but they just weren't
really like me, actually.
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And then I met Thom.
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You don't know what it's
like to lose what I'm losing.
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I know what it's like
not to have somebody.
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Kathy, we're talking about me okay?
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This is about me.
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Yeah...
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We're always talking about you, Cal.
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I get it, it's fine.
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Excuse me?
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You know you left me to basically
die at an abortion clinic.
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You left me alone...
at an abortion clinic!
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- I apologized...
- A fucking apology?
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- I apologized!
- A fucking apology?
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What else do you want?!
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I don't want you to fucking
cry about your own bullshit
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for six hours afterwards!
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You're the one that cheated on him!
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You cheated on him,
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and I went through a fucking abortion!
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You cheated on him,
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and then can't stop
complaining about how unfair
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and how unjust life is!
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You know, just fucking
spare me the details!
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You asked for this!
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Good, yeah. Just say what you think.
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Well, I will say what I
think, because you know what?
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You were too fucking
chicken shit to end it.
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So you forced him into
it, by cheating on him.
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This is what you fucking
wanted, are you happy?
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It's what you fucking wanted.
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Yeah, Kathy...
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I'm really happy.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I think you'd better
fucking leave, please.
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Are you serious?
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If I'm gonna be alone,
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I might as well be alone.
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You know, just... completely.
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Just go!
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Fine.
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Good night, Kathy.
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