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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:20,000 Morning. 2 00:00:23,542 --> 00:00:24,875 Yeah. 3 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:26,208 Sleep okay? 4 00:00:27,709 --> 00:00:28,834 Okay. 5 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:34,208 - Do you remember last night? - Yeah. 6 00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:38,500 I told you that I hated your guts 7 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,142 and that I never wanted to see you again. 8 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,417 And then you ran away from me and hid under a car. 9 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,542 - I did? - Yeah. 10 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,542 And when we got back home, 11 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,875 you made me sleep on the floor. 12 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:56,667 Next to your puke. 13 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:01,041 I remember that. 14 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:04,625 Well... 15 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:07,667 Are you sorry? 16 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,458 For which part? 17 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,875 So do you want to break up? 18 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,125 No. 19 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,792 Well, then... What's going on? 20 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:40,500 I don't know, maybe I kind of hate you right now, Thom... 21 00:01:40,542 --> 00:01:42,667 but that doesn't mean that I want to break up. 22 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,709 Jesus. 23 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,083 Meow for me. Come on, meow. 24 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,542 What do you want me to do? 25 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,166 I don't know. 26 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:58,792 Why does that have to be up to me? 27 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,291 Why do I have to decide everything? 28 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:07,000 'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the hills, 29 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:10,625 the reindeer were playing, enjoying the spills of skating 30 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:14,417 and coasting, and climbing the willows... 31 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,208 - So, you seeing him today? - Yes. 32 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,417 And you're ending things. 33 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:21,000 For the thousandth time, yes. 34 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,083 Let me see, thanks. 35 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,208 Wow. 36 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,000 "Really hope your friend's okay. 37 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,375 Can't wait to see you today." 38 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,250 Good thing you got your brunch shift covered, huh, buddy? 39 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:42,625 How about I text him instead, and we go watch a movie? 40 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,417 No. That wouldn't be fair. 41 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:47,625 - To who? - To Jeremy. 42 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,250 I'm sorry; he has a name? 43 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:53,458 You've named the fetus that we're aborting? 44 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,250 Wow! That transvaginal ultrasound 45 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:57,166 really worked its magic on you. 46 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,458 He's a person, Cal. 47 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,875 I'm aware, at two months 48 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:04,834 he's got fingernails, a heartbeat, a "soul." 49 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:06,125 It's not his fault. 50 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:14,083 Thanks. 51 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:19,667 Okay. 52 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,375 - I love you. - Yeah. 53 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,500 Can you come over? 54 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:40,726 I've been calling you all day. 55 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:43,041 Just fucking... come over, okay? 56 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:08,083 - Hi. - Hi. 57 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:10,291 You are shirtless. 58 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,667 You're early. Come in. 59 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:14,083 Thanks. 60 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,959 So what movie are we seeing? 61 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,333 Um, I'm really not feeling a movie right now. 62 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,542 You just wanna skip straight to drinks? 63 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,333 Yeah, a drink might help. 64 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:26,709 Help with what? 65 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,417 I'm just... 66 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,625 all over the place. 67 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,208 Found you. 68 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,083 You might wanna leave your shoes off, actually. 69 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:46,875 Why's that? 70 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:56,792 Just a second! 71 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:00,125 I'm a mess, I know, and I'm sorry. 72 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,393 It's just been one of those days, 73 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:05,810 where the second I get my makeup on 74 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,792 I just piss it right off, so you know what I do? 75 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:10,375 I calm down, I clean up, I reapply. 76 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:11,625 Which makes me remember 77 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,417 why I was fucking crying in the first place, 78 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:16,166 and then 'thar see blows' and I just cry all over again... 79 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,125 All I've done today, Cal, is put on makeup? 80 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:19,375 Thanks for coming. 81 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:20,709 Six months! 82 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:24,291 We've been together for six months! 83 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,166 Congratulations. 84 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,709 No, it's fucking awful! 85 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:31,166 Can I use your bathroom? 86 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,750 How old am I, Cal? 87 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,208 I am 25. 88 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,166 People do not get married when they are 25, 89 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,434 unless they live in Minneapolis. 90 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,041 I do not want to live in Minneapolis! 91 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:42,000 - I'm closing the door. - Don't close the door. 92 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,417 Rude! 93 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:44,458 Rude! 94 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:46,834 So what happened? 95 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,208 Last night, at the anticlimactic apocalypse party. 96 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,625 You were there. 97 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,434 I was a little preoccupied, the world was ending. 98 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,417 Ian just proposed, Cal, 99 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,583 marriage, in front of everybody. 100 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,166 What?! 101 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,208 What did you say? 102 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,625 What was I supposed to say? He had a ring. 103 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,417 Oh, my God, can I see it? 104 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,208 No, I am not wearing it for chrissake, 105 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,041 I've been dodging him all day! 106 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:12,000 I don't even know what to do. Isn't that why you called? 107 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,333 No, actually. 108 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,166 Where's Thom, anyway? 109 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,041 Let's get drunk. 110 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:40,625 Like, fuck him, like, seriously fuck him. 111 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,959 Is this straight whiskey? 112 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:44,458 I'm hungover. 113 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,583 All right. 114 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,458 Can I tell you a secret? 115 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,834 I never liked him anyway. 116 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,083 Not a secret. 117 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,476 I want you to meet my friend Christopher. 118 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,875 I've met Christopher. 119 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,667 You've not given him a chance. 120 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,291 You've gotta take him for a test drive. 121 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,667 We've been together for four years. 122 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:05,709 We have a cat. 123 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:08,500 In gay terms that's like, 2.8 kids. 124 00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:10,709 I think that's your problem. 125 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,291 - What? The cat? - Yeah. 126 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,667 No. You're gay, right? 127 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:14,750 On the weekends. 128 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:17,125 Yes, you are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 129 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,709 So listen, this is actually good. 130 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:22,083 It means that you do not have to prescribe to all of these, 131 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:27,291 like, heteronormative standards and, like, bullshit mores 132 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,333 and puritanical commitments. 133 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,625 It is a little late for that, don't you think? 134 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,834 Besides, if I give up on this relationship, Chick-Fil-A wins. 135 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,041 Yeah, but how can you possibly trust him again? 136 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,375 Maybe I can't. 137 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,125 Maybe that... just has to be okay. 138 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:53,709 Wow, love is dead because you just killed it. 139 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:54,834 Bang. 140 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,709 Maybe I should get married. 141 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,959 What? 142 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,583 I'm 25, I'm not getting any younger. 143 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:04,083 I mean, what if I want to have kids or something like that? 144 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,291 You hate kids. 145 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,875 Eh, but what if I want them?! 146 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:08,417 You're gonna hate them. 147 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,240 I'm gonna go break up with Ian. 148 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:15,542 Maybe you should give yourself the night to think about it. 149 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,458 That's a terrible idea. 150 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,542 Do ya got any Ambien? 151 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:23,166 - Thom might? - Mmm-hmm. 152 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,601 - Let's get it, let's get it. - Alright. 153 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:25,959 All right, this time. 154 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,333 This one time. 155 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,166 You sure you're okay to walk home like this? 156 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,583 Yeah, I do this all the time. 157 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:36,667 It's really fun for me. 158 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:41,583 Hey, you sure you don't want to stay at my place tonight? 159 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,000 I am sure, thank you. 160 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:44,559 Well, if you need anything you call me, okay? 161 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:45,583 I will. 162 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,166 Bye. 163 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:49,917 I love you. 164 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,291 You're gonna be okay. 165 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:53,625 I love you. 166 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,333 Ah... 167 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:17,166 Fuck. 168 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:19,834 Yeah. 169 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:23,917 I'm fucked up. 170 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,000 Me too. 171 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:29,583 No, I mean I'm fucking... 172 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:34,417 fucked up. I'm fucking... 173 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:35,750 fucked in the head. 174 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,750 Maybe you should ease up on this stuff for a bit. 175 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,166 I can't do this anymore. 176 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:49,250 Well, I'm not gonna peer pressure you. 177 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,417 You don't understand. 178 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:53,792 No, I don't. 179 00:09:55,500 --> 00:10:00,166 You make me feel, amazing. 180 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,375 You don't hate my guts. 181 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,166 You don't judge me. 182 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,166 No, I don't. 183 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:18,417 You don't know me. 184 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,792 I'm a piece of shit. 185 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,792 I'm sorry. 186 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:30,709 I really like you, Jeremy. 187 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,458 But I can't see you anymore. 188 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:38,709 And that's what I came here to tell you, 189 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,417 however circuitously. 190 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:50,083 I'm sorry. Um, I should go change. 191 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:53,667 I'm gonna... I'm gonna get dressed outside. 192 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:54,709 Wait. 193 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,500 Wait. 194 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,834 It's over, okay? 195 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,250 No, it isn't. 196 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,750 I want to get to know you, Thom. 197 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:12,792 Sorry. 198 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,083 Kathy? 199 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,125 Hi. 200 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,542 Do you need some help getting home? 201 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,667 This is my home. 202 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:48,959 This lamp? 203 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,291 No, this apartment. 204 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,166 Do you want some ice cream? 205 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,542 No, thank you. 206 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:59,959 You should go home, Thom, while you still can. 207 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,792 I'll do that. 208 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:02,917 Thanks. 209 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,667 I was right about you, huh? 210 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,333 Hey. 211 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,375 I've gotta tell you something. 212 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,417 What? 213 00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,208 I love you. 214 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,792 I love you too, asshole. 215 00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:51,501 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 14120

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