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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,117 --> 00:00:04,996 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Dandysubs 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,561 Okay, we are officially on the road! 3 00:00:08,563 --> 00:00:10,994 Whoo! 4 00:00:10,996 --> 00:00:12,394 Jack, is this recording? 5 00:00:12,396 --> 00:00:14,059 Well, check if the red light's on. 6 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,194 Can't see. 7 00:00:15,196 --> 00:00:16,394 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:18,426 There we go. 9 00:00:18,428 --> 00:00:20,593 We are on our way. Smile at the camera. 10 00:00:20,595 --> 00:00:22,561 No, not when I'm not driving. 11 00:00:22,563 --> 00:00:24,194 You're such a miserable sod. 12 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:26,627 We're going on a camping trip. Be happy! 13 00:00:26,629 --> 00:00:29,593 Yay! Five-and-a-half hours in a car! 14 00:00:29,595 --> 00:00:31,696 The red letter day nobody wants! 15 00:00:37,028 --> 00:00:39,227 Aw, look, all the tents. 16 00:00:39,229 --> 00:00:42,096 Yeah, tents, great. 17 00:00:46,628 --> 00:00:48,661 So here we are. 18 00:00:48,663 --> 00:00:52,493 Everyone's having a lovely time in their tents. 19 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:54,661 And this is us. 20 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,660 Yep. 21 00:00:56,662 --> 00:01:00,293 It's literally been several hours now, 22 00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:02,460 and Jack still hasn't put up the tent. 23 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:05,996 Except it hasn't been several hours, has it? 24 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:27,060 And as you can see, we've gone for the... 25 00:01:27,062 --> 00:01:29,526 less-is-more approach with the tent. 26 00:01:29,528 --> 00:01:32,526 You don't like it, you can go bunk up with Weirdy-Beardy. 27 00:01:33,562 --> 00:01:35,493 It's fine, darling. 28 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:39,126 Here's to our romantic camping weekend! 29 00:01:39,128 --> 00:01:40,393 - Okay. - Whoo-hoo! 30 00:01:40,395 --> 00:01:42,529 - Ayes ayes ayes. - Ayes ayes ayes. 31 00:01:44,096 --> 00:01:45,996 Oh, that's disgusting. 32 00:01:50,161 --> 00:01:53,493 Jack, it's what it's all about. It's beautiful. 33 00:01:53,495 --> 00:01:55,096 You must like this. 34 00:01:57,029 --> 00:02:00,095 We're on private land. We're probably gonna get shot. 35 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:06,260 Jack! 36 00:02:06,262 --> 00:02:08,383 - Can't bring your phone with! - All right, all right! 37 00:02:08,388 --> 00:02:10,994 Jeez! 38 00:02:10,996 --> 00:02:13,230 Two minutes! 39 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:20,561 Oh! Something met its end here! 40 00:02:20,563 --> 00:02:23,226 Gill! Gill, come on down and come and see this! 41 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:24,626 I'm really sad. 42 00:02:24,628 --> 00:02:27,026 - No! - No, that's horrible. 43 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,394 You gotta come and see it! 44 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:31,294 The poor baby had a mom and a dad and friends. 45 00:02:31,296 --> 00:02:33,259 He probably does. 46 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:34,995 I'm hungry. Let's go get some food. 47 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:43,226 And here she comes, finally! 48 00:02:43,228 --> 00:02:44,561 Jack, give me the camera back. 49 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:46,560 No! Come on, just catch up! 50 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:48,126 Jack, don't film me when I'm tired. 51 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:50,493 I look awful. 52 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:52,626 You're the one who wanted to see the countryside! 53 00:02:52,628 --> 00:02:54,393 Look at it! Isn't it beautiful? 54 00:02:54,395 --> 00:02:55,695 Don't start. 55 00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:11,160 Babe, can you remember which way we came? 56 00:03:11,162 --> 00:03:14,259 I think someone's got us lost. 57 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,059 No. This way. 58 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,695 - Mm-hmm. - Come on. 59 00:03:20,729 --> 00:03:22,096 Okay. 60 00:03:26,195 --> 00:03:28,393 Jack, it's bloody dark now, and you've gotten us lost, 61 00:03:28,395 --> 00:03:30,194 and I'm freezing. 62 00:03:30,196 --> 00:03:32,563 Give me the camera. There's a light on it. 63 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:37,530 Here, get the lantern from my bag. 64 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:43,127 Shh, shh, shh! 65 00:03:43,129 --> 00:03:45,360 Oh, my God, what? 66 00:03:45,362 --> 00:03:47,027 You hear that? 67 00:03:47,029 --> 00:03:49,326 Yeah, what is that? 68 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,329 Don't know. Come on, let's move. 69 00:03:57,496 --> 00:03:59,226 Jack, slow down! 70 00:03:59,228 --> 00:04:01,227 Come on, then. There's something behind us! 71 00:04:03,229 --> 00:04:04,393 What was it? 72 00:04:06,661 --> 00:04:09,259 Oh, my God, it's still there. Jack, it's still there! 73 00:04:09,261 --> 00:04:10,363 Come on! 74 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,129 Gillian. 75 00:04:24,161 --> 00:04:26,560 Gilly. 76 00:04:26,562 --> 00:04:28,993 You just left me, you prick! 77 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:31,063 Shh, shh, shh! 78 00:04:33,029 --> 00:04:35,026 Oh, shit. Jack! 79 00:04:40,261 --> 00:04:43,027 Oh, my God! Jack! 80 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,296 Oh, my God! 81 00:05:08,161 --> 00:05:09,760 Please, let me in! 82 00:05:09,762 --> 00:05:11,360 Help me, help me! 83 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:13,461 Oh, are you all right there, my dear? 84 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:15,060 Oh, what's going on? 85 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:17,625 You can't just barge into my house like this. 86 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:21,093 I'm so sorry, but there's something out there. 87 00:05:21,095 --> 00:05:22,575 I think it's just killed my boyfriend! 88 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,426 Please, I need to call the police! 89 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:26,227 Calm down, dear, no need to worry. 90 00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:27,593 You're safe now. 91 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,060 No, you don't understand. 92 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,493 I need to call the police! It just... 93 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:33,625 It just grabbed him like he was a piece of meat! 94 00:05:33,627 --> 00:05:35,461 What grabbed him? 95 00:05:35,463 --> 00:05:37,461 I don't know! 96 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:40,693 It was huge! Oh, my God, Jack! 97 00:05:40,695 --> 00:05:44,427 Oh, oh, you poor thing! You're shaking! 98 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:46,327 Come on, let's get you in the kitchen, 99 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:48,726 sit you down and get you a nice cup of tea. 100 00:05:48,728 --> 00:05:50,760 No, I just need to call the police, please! 101 00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:53,394 That's all right, dear. The phone's in the kitchen. 102 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,230 Come this way. 103 00:05:59,061 --> 00:06:00,430 This way, my dear. 104 00:06:08,196 --> 00:06:10,293 Take a seat with my boys. 105 00:06:10,295 --> 00:06:12,595 Just popping the kettle on. 106 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:19,526 We don't often get visitors, do we, boys? 107 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:32,460 Don't worry. They won't bite you. 108 00:06:32,462 --> 00:06:34,094 Do you take sugar? 109 00:06:34,096 --> 00:06:37,194 Um, just milk. 110 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:40,160 Wait, did you say you had a phone that I could use? 111 00:06:40,162 --> 00:06:43,260 Oh, yes, sorry, dear. There's me being mother. 112 00:06:43,262 --> 00:06:46,696 Two seconds, my lovely. I'll be right back. 113 00:06:49,228 --> 00:06:52,126 Phone, phone, now where did I put it? 114 00:06:54,462 --> 00:06:57,330 So, um, how long have you guys lived here... 115 00:06:58,329 --> 00:06:59,596 Oh! 116 00:07:03,029 --> 00:07:04,695 Grub's up, boys! 117 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:22,030 Charlie! 118 00:07:25,628 --> 00:07:27,596 Dinner time! 119 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:39,529 That's my boy. 120 00:07:43,528 --> 00:07:45,259 * Carpets make your day * 121 00:07:45,261 --> 00:07:47,460 * We're dashing through the lake * 122 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:50,696 You fucking prick! 123 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,696 Dad! 124 00:08:03,996 --> 00:08:06,293 - What is it? - Phone for ya. 125 00:08:06,295 --> 00:08:07,625 Already? 126 00:08:07,627 --> 00:08:09,625 Only just opened. 127 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:10,625 Who is it? 128 00:08:10,627 --> 00:08:12,159 I don't know. 129 00:08:12,161 --> 00:08:15,360 - Who is it? - Hey! Give it here. 130 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,993 Go and make us a cuppa. 131 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:20,026 Hello? 132 00:08:20,028 --> 00:08:23,259 Oh, hello there, Mrs. Hanning. 133 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:27,094 Yes, I've got my best team heading out to you. 134 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:28,493 Do not worry. 135 00:08:28,495 --> 00:08:31,360 They're literally loading up now, okay? 136 00:08:31,362 --> 00:08:34,359 Lovely. If you have any problems, 137 00:08:34,361 --> 00:08:37,093 just give me a call, okay? 138 00:08:37,095 --> 00:08:39,461 Thanks. Bye! 139 00:08:42,661 --> 00:08:44,160 Morning, all. 140 00:08:44,162 --> 00:08:45,559 Chris. 141 00:08:45,561 --> 00:08:47,994 Ah, Christopher. 142 00:08:47,996 --> 00:08:52,060 It seems your alarm clock is 10 minutes out of sync again. 143 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:54,525 You really need to look into that. 144 00:08:54,527 --> 00:08:55,592 All right. 145 00:08:55,594 --> 00:08:58,727 I had a... late night. 146 00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:01,326 Ugh. Too much information. 147 00:09:01,328 --> 00:09:04,360 I can't hear that kettle boiling, Jade. 148 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,492 Oh, yeah, make us a brew. 149 00:09:09,494 --> 00:09:12,526 Gosh, as if I'm not busy enough! 150 00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:16,060 - Tash in? - She's out back loading up. 151 00:09:16,062 --> 00:09:18,760 Yes, and can you go and help her, please? 152 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:21,094 It's a big job today. 153 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:23,559 All right, Nige. God, I ain't even had a tea yet. 154 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,460 Remember to make up for those 10 minutes 155 00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:28,059 during your lunch as well. 156 00:09:28,061 --> 00:09:29,595 Yeah, whatever. 157 00:09:36,595 --> 00:09:38,030 Tash! 158 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:41,593 Heads up! 159 00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:43,126 Come on, watch the hair! 160 00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:44,994 You vain sod. 161 00:09:44,996 --> 00:09:47,259 Anyway, you're late, as always. 162 00:09:47,261 --> 00:09:48,692 I had a bit of late one. 163 00:09:48,694 --> 00:09:50,660 You know what I'm like when I hit the sambucus. 164 00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:53,126 Stop, stop. I don't care. 165 00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:54,659 Just get that on the van. 166 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,492 All right, chill out. What's the job? 167 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:59,126 Some old country house apparently, 168 00:09:59,128 --> 00:10:00,759 in the middle of nowhere. 169 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:02,929 A big country house. 170 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,459 And here's your paperwork. 171 00:10:06,461 --> 00:10:08,360 Have you got enough gripper on the van? 172 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:09,526 Yes. 173 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:10,760 And underlay? 174 00:10:10,762 --> 00:10:12,293 Yes, Nige. 175 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:14,460 Okay, just checking. 176 00:10:14,462 --> 00:10:16,528 It's a good job for us, this one. 177 00:10:18,694 --> 00:10:20,528 Behave yourself, please. 178 00:10:24,062 --> 00:10:25,492 Hold on, a full house? 179 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,426 Just you and me? That's bullshit. 180 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:30,425 Don't worry. Your best mates Dean and Colin will be there. 181 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:32,126 Great. 182 00:10:32,128 --> 00:10:34,325 I think I prefer just us doing it. 183 00:10:34,327 --> 00:10:35,995 Where are they now, then? 184 00:10:37,528 --> 00:10:39,727 Don't do it. 185 00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:41,994 Colin, don't do it. 186 00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:43,526 What? 187 00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:45,093 You gonna hit a pipe. 188 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,625 I'm not gonna hit a pipe. 189 00:10:46,627 --> 00:10:49,492 I am telling you now you're gonna go hit a pipe. 190 00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:51,460 I'm not going to hit a bloody pipe. 191 00:10:51,462 --> 00:10:53,560 How long do you think I've been doing this job? 192 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:56,560 All right. Go on, then. 193 00:10:56,562 --> 00:10:58,359 Oh, you didn't lay the wrong way around. 194 00:10:58,361 --> 00:11:00,293 Oh, for God's sake, will you shut up? 195 00:11:00,295 --> 00:11:01,656 I don't see you down here doing it. 196 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,326 And how am I supposed to fit down there with you? 197 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:06,659 And what's that supposed to mean? 198 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:13,362 See? Told ya. 199 00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:18,593 She ain't happy. 200 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,659 Listen, Nige, it's fine. She's all right with it. 201 00:11:20,661 --> 00:11:23,026 And we told her these things happen. 202 00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,727 What? Well, of course I rang the plumber, yeah, yeah. 203 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,492 Hey, hold on a minute. 204 00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:30,692 Well, Malcolm has just turned up now. 205 00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:34,259 Yeah. I know, big house, big job, big money, I get it. 206 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,325 Don't panic, all right? 207 00:11:36,327 --> 00:11:38,727 We'll start loading up the van, and we'll head out there. 208 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,593 All right, okay. Okay, okeydokey. 209 00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:43,693 Cheese. Bye, Nige. Bye. Bye. 210 00:11:43,695 --> 00:11:46,459 He never bloody stops him. 211 00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:48,425 - Morning, fellas. - Malcolm. 212 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:51,325 Oh, finally showed up now we've finished the job. 213 00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:52,693 Where's your car? 214 00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:55,292 Oh, yeah, sorry, man. I sorta lost it. 215 00:11:55,294 --> 00:11:57,126 - You lost your car? - Didn't mean to. 216 00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:58,625 I had a late night one, you know? 217 00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:00,325 Hey, I got home okay, though, didn't I? 218 00:12:00,327 --> 00:12:03,259 How did you lose it? I shouldn't even ask. 219 00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:04,759 Can't remember. 220 00:12:04,761 --> 00:12:06,760 Oh, well, these things turn up. They always do. 221 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,525 You see, they don't, though, Malcolm. 222 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,993 Your car keys maybe, but a little Fiat Punto 223 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,795 ain't gonna turn up on your windowsill, is it? 224 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,763 Oh, well, luckily, I left the keys in the car, 225 00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:18,326 so at least I'll get them back at the same time. 226 00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:20,609 Don't worry. He's just in a mood 'cause he's weed himself. 227 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,360 Oh, right, yeah, cool. 228 00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:24,158 Overactive bladder syndrome. 229 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,001 That is common when you get to, like, your 50s. 230 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,460 - My nan had it. - Shut it, Malcolm. 231 00:12:27,462 --> 00:12:28,759 I'm not even 50. 232 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:30,459 Lob your bike in the van and get in. 233 00:12:30,461 --> 00:12:32,381 - Where we going now, then? - Gonna go meet Tash. 234 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:34,593 Your favorite, hey? Whoa, what you doing? 235 00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:36,492 You in the back as well, mate. 236 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,192 Isn't that illegal, me in the back? 237 00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:39,560 Not if you keep your head down. 238 00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:41,125 Why can't I sit up there with you two? 239 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,888 Malcolm, apprentices have to sit in the back. 240 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:45,193 We've been through this. It's a rite of passage. 241 00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:46,492 All right, then. 242 00:12:46,494 --> 00:12:49,128 You say we're meeting Tash, yeah? 243 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,760 Wow. Can really smell the shit in the air around here. 244 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,492 Aw, Craig's a player, man. Top lad. 245 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,692 Some funny shit! 246 00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,626 What are you doing? 247 00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:22,093 Craig sent me some pics from last night. Look. 248 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:25,192 Don't you think my arms look big in that shirt? 249 00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:28,392 Is that Malcolm in the background? 250 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:30,393 Is it? 251 00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,159 Don't remember seeing him out. 252 00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:34,592 Look, forget your phone. Can you help me fix the satnav? 253 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,759 Chill out! 254 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,560 Look, it's broken anyway. I told you that last time. 255 00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:42,559 What you reckon, new profile pic? 256 00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:45,026 Just forget your phone. 257 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,292 Just find directions. 258 00:13:46,294 --> 00:13:48,161 I'll just ring Nige and ask him. 259 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:53,460 This one here? 260 00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:56,059 Oh, so lovely, so soft. 261 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,593 Feel your feet on that. 262 00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:09,029 Phone, Jade! 263 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:12,259 Don't be shy. Take your shoes off. 264 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,325 Cupid Carpets. Jade speaking. 265 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,660 Dad! Phone! 266 00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,625 Perfect color for this time of year as well. 267 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:21,459 Who is it? 268 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,429 Who is it? 269 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:27,559 It's Chris! 270 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:31,028 Excuse me one second. 271 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,495 Don't let them leave. 272 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,362 Yes, hello? 273 00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:51,592 The postcode is on the paperwork. 274 00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:53,560 What? 275 00:14:53,562 --> 00:14:57,125 Well, use a satnav. 276 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:58,395 Who broke it? 277 00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:01,261 Sorry, mate. 278 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,092 You guys not been to this place before, no? 279 00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:13,159 No, Malcolm, otherwise I wouldn't be working out 280 00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:16,326 Nigel's useless directions, would I? 281 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:18,193 When did you start smoking, then? 282 00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:19,993 Me? Oh, few years now. 283 00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:23,093 - Want one? - No, thanks. 284 00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:25,256 I don't think you're gonna impress Tasha with all that. 285 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,499 You know, she's a health freak. 286 00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:27,759 Really? 287 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,559 Don't even know why I started, to be honest. 288 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,681 Only started last week. I think it's just a case of... 289 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,325 You're rambling again. 290 00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:36,392 Aw, I just dripped egg all over the roadmap. 291 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,193 You're an animal. 292 00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:40,355 Haven't you chaps ever thought about using one of those 293 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,026 satellite navigation thingies? 294 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,592 - I don't trust them. - Why? 295 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,692 I just don't. 296 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,359 Tell him why. 297 00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:48,326 Because they're not always right. 298 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:50,993 Or because some people follow every instruction blindly, 299 00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:52,992 even if it means driving into a fence. 300 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,059 Well, it said turn right, didn't it? 301 00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:57,525 How many times did I say you're going the wrong way, Col? 302 00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,225 Oh, look, there's a fence, Col. 303 00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:00,493 We're going to crash, Colin. 304 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:03,159 - Is that true? - He's lying again. 305 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:05,292 Oh, I'm lying, am I? Let's go and ask the poor family 306 00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:07,575 having their kid's birthday party in the garden, shall we? 307 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,092 Ask them if I'm lying. 308 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,459 Oh, he's over-exaggerating it a bit. 309 00:16:11,461 --> 00:16:13,659 Anyway, shouldn't we be getting a move on, fellas? 310 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:16,293 Malcolm, you know the score. The quicker we get there, 311 00:16:16,295 --> 00:16:18,125 the more work we're gonna have to do. 312 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,295 Chill out, they'll be fine. 313 00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:29,258 When he said "big," I didn't think this kind of big. 314 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,626 Well done, Nige. 315 00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,993 Can see why he wanted all of us here. 316 00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:34,663 Fucking great. 317 00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:45,529 Enjoy the pie, boys. 318 00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:53,426 All I'm saying is I just either prefer 319 00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:57,326 working on my own or with you 'cause the others do my head in. 320 00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:58,526 Hello. 321 00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:00,693 - Hi. Mrs. Hanning, is it? - Yes. 322 00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:04,093 - We're from Cupid Carpets. - Oh, the carpet people! 323 00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:05,426 Do come in, do come in. 324 00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:06,529 Thank you. 325 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,526 Ooh, you're a strong man, aren't you? 326 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:13,159 The job keeps me fit. 327 00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:16,525 I bet it does. I bet it does. 328 00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:18,525 Just follow me. 329 00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:21,625 Do you want me to show you around or... 330 00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:23,392 You show us where the living room is, 331 00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:25,126 we can set up in there, if you like. 332 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,225 Okay, my dears, this way, then. 333 00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:30,393 It's nice and quiet around here, isn't it? 334 00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:33,296 Yes. Just the way I like it. 335 00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:37,592 This is the living room. 336 00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:39,593 It should be no problem at all. 337 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:41,593 We don't use it much anymore. 338 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:44,392 We've got so many other rooms. 339 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:47,092 Jeez, look at this fella. 340 00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:49,326 Could be from that film. What's it called? 341 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:52,293 That's an old relative of mine, my dear. 342 00:17:52,295 --> 00:17:54,029 Quite a family heirloom, that. 343 00:17:56,361 --> 00:18:00,625 We managed to move most of the furniture for you. 344 00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:01,993 On your own? 345 00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:04,459 My boys helped me. 346 00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:06,759 We got rid of all the old carpets as well. 347 00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:09,226 I know that can be a pain. 348 00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,360 Yeah, you wouldn't believe what your carpets 349 00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:11,593 will pick up over the years. 350 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:14,392 No, I can imagine. 351 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,326 Can I get you a cup of tea or anything? 352 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,192 Oh, yeah, tea would be great, thanks. No sugar. 353 00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:21,426 One tea, no sugar. And you, my dear? 354 00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:23,158 Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you. 355 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,295 All right, well, give me a shout if you change your mind. 356 00:18:29,627 --> 00:18:31,360 - Seriously? - What? 357 00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:33,162 Well, no wonder she lives all the way out here 358 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,626 'cause her family's well ugly. 359 00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:36,593 You need to watch your mouth. 360 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,459 I speak to the customers, not you, simple. 361 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,293 Okay, okay, calm down. 362 00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:43,659 Just making conversation. 363 00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:46,193 Bet this place is haunted or something. 364 00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:48,159 If you believe in that crap. 365 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,029 You could make a proper good horror film here, though. 366 00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:56,326 They were just some ordinary carpet fitters. 367 00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:59,058 She was a sweet old lady that lived in some crap hole 368 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,691 in the middle of nowhere. 369 00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:02,692 Are you actually gonna do some work today? 370 00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:05,026 Why don't you get that stuff off the van? 371 00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:07,425 - Well, what you gonna do? - Prep upstairs. 372 00:19:07,427 --> 00:19:09,258 Well, the others better hurry up 373 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,328 'cause I ain't doing all this on my own. 374 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,592 * Hey * 375 00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:17,125 * No, you're outta the frame * 376 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,360 * No, you're outta the frame * 377 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:21,592 * No, you're outta the frame * 378 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,026 * No, you're outta the frame * 379 00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,726 * No, you're outta the frame * 380 00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:29,159 What are you doing, man? 381 00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:30,961 You're doing my head in, giving me a headache. 382 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,828 - I was getting into it. - Yeah, I noticed. 383 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,992 Don't give up the day job whatever you do. 384 00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:37,593 Oh, sorry, Col! 385 00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,692 What's wrong with you today? 386 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,493 Nothing. What do you mean? 387 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:46,026 You're a miserable bastard, that's what I mean. 388 00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:47,360 She's leaving me, Dean. 389 00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,624 Who is? 390 00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,225 Carol, my wife! 391 00:19:51,227 --> 00:19:53,026 Jesus, you've met her at every Christmas doo 392 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:54,393 for the last five years! 393 00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,993 Yeah, I know who Carol is. 394 00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,158 Do you wanna talk about it? 395 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,059 No, not really. 396 00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:03,292 All right. 397 00:20:03,294 --> 00:20:04,726 Well, actually, if you must know, 398 00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:07,093 she says I've become boring and predictable, 399 00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:08,725 and I'm just not spontaneous anymore. 400 00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:11,025 I mean, me, not spontaneous? 401 00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:13,027 I get fish and chips for dinner every Friday night, 402 00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:14,492 ungrateful bitch! 403 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:17,028 You let it out, mate. Better if we pull over, eh? 404 00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:26,493 I mean, how am I suppose to fit it all in? 405 00:20:26,495 --> 00:20:29,493 I'm trying to pay for the patio she's always wanted. 406 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:33,359 That's why I work the extra overtime. 407 00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:35,159 No, I'm not silly, I know I might have 408 00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:36,591 put on a few pounds since the '80s, 409 00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:39,525 but we've all changed since then. 410 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:41,992 I mean, she ain't exactly Bonnie fucking Tyler. 411 00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:44,758 - You know what I mean? - Sure, mate. 412 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,325 I mean, I try and do the right thing, settle down, 413 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:51,326 get a secure job, get married, have kids, 414 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:54,392 and this is what I get for it. 415 00:20:54,394 --> 00:20:56,025 It's a joke, Dean, it's a joke. 416 00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:57,025 I'm a joke! 417 00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,591 Right, listen to me now. 418 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:02,293 You are not a joke, so pull yourself together. 419 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,226 You are Colin the carpet fitter, 420 00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:06,325 and the best carpet fitter I know. 421 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,591 And carpet fitters don't cry, do they? 422 00:21:08,593 --> 00:21:10,558 Hey? 423 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,095 No. So who are ya? 424 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,993 Colin the carpet fitter. 425 00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:19,759 That's right, and what don't carpet fitters do? 426 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,226 Carpet fitters don't cry. 427 00:21:21,228 --> 00:21:23,058 Exactly, and what are we gonna do now? 428 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,426 Go fit some carpet. 429 00:21:24,428 --> 00:21:26,229 Good. Come on, then. 430 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:30,492 - Sorry about that, mate. - It's all right, mate. 431 00:21:30,494 --> 00:21:32,226 You know where you're going, yeah? 432 00:21:32,228 --> 00:21:35,360 I think so, I think so. 433 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,158 Just a case of staying positive. 434 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,928 No, I mean, you know where you're driving to? 435 00:21:56,462 --> 00:21:58,393 Here you are, my lovely. 436 00:21:58,395 --> 00:22:00,360 Ah, thanks, love. 437 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,659 Cheers. 438 00:22:21,561 --> 00:22:26,359 * I want to take you out to dinner * 439 00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:29,360 * My darling * 440 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,228 What is this shit? 441 00:23:08,028 --> 00:23:11,559 * For when we die * 442 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:15,659 * Wade through the line * 443 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:19,062 * The pending high * 444 00:23:21,061 --> 00:23:22,359 Beautiful. 445 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:23,992 Beautiful. 446 00:23:23,994 --> 00:23:25,992 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 447 00:23:25,994 --> 00:23:27,261 Thank you. 448 00:23:30,427 --> 00:23:31,528 Tash! 449 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,393 I'm ready to fit down here now! 450 00:23:34,395 --> 00:23:37,095 Shall we get the carpets off the van?! 451 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,961 Tash?! 452 00:23:42,294 --> 00:23:44,061 Fucking deaf, man! 453 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,559 Weird. 454 00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:52,459 Hello! 455 00:23:52,461 --> 00:23:55,659 I can't seem to open this door! 456 00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:57,159 Hello! 457 00:23:57,161 --> 00:23:59,159 Old lady! 458 00:23:59,161 --> 00:24:00,628 Anyone! 459 00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:08,229 Hey, little fella. 460 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,192 Hey, look, take it easy, mate. 461 00:24:15,194 --> 00:24:17,194 Look, I don't know what you want, but... 462 00:24:28,627 --> 00:24:29,695 Chris? 463 00:25:06,228 --> 00:25:08,661 My fucking nose. 464 00:25:26,195 --> 00:25:27,561 Sorry, Tash. 465 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,561 Fuck! 466 00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:04,560 Fuck! 467 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,391 Boys! Boys! 468 00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,028 Stop it now! 469 00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:08,194 Now let's get this stuff cleaned up! 470 00:29:58,727 --> 00:30:01,057 William. 471 00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:05,458 What have you done to my boy? 472 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,160 Don't come any closer. 473 00:30:09,394 --> 00:30:11,628 I mean it! 474 00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:36,692 Charlie! 475 00:30:36,694 --> 00:30:39,325 Dinner time! 476 00:30:52,326 --> 00:30:56,027 Boys! Come and help me clean this mess up! 477 00:31:19,427 --> 00:31:20,528 Hello? 478 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:30,024 Nice work, boys. Let's get this grub sold, 479 00:32:30,026 --> 00:32:33,424 and then I'm gonna treat us all to a lovely lunch. 480 00:33:06,427 --> 00:33:08,425 Tell you what. I'm glad I'm here. 481 00:33:08,427 --> 00:33:09,658 I'm dying for a leak. 482 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:12,294 Oh, lovely. Grab the tools, then. 483 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,458 Come on, then. 484 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:21,993 - What was he crying about? - Oh, mate, leave it. 485 00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:33,092 - Hello! - We at the right house? 486 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,458 Oh, I hope so 'cause there's nothing else around here. 487 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,324 - But where's the van? - What van? 488 00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:38,991 The other work van. 489 00:33:38,993 --> 00:33:41,424 Chris and Tash are supposed to be here already. 490 00:33:41,426 --> 00:33:44,425 Maybe they parked in the back, skiving or something. 491 00:33:44,427 --> 00:33:47,161 Someone better be in. I'm gagging for a piss now. 492 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,391 Look, that's our underlay in there. 493 00:33:53,393 --> 00:33:55,559 Where? 494 00:33:55,561 --> 00:33:57,991 Well, where they gone, then? 495 00:33:57,993 --> 00:33:59,459 Chris! 496 00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:01,758 Tasha! 497 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,128 Come on, let's have a nose around the back. 498 00:34:06,093 --> 00:34:09,694 Malcolm, you stay there. Beep the horn if anyone comes. 499 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,024 Whoa. 500 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,726 I tell you what, mate, 501 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,224 I wouldn't mind a place like this when I'm older. 502 00:34:25,226 --> 00:34:28,158 Yeah, Carol always wanted me to move out to the sticks. 503 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,161 Hey, Col, it's opened, mate. 504 00:34:42,561 --> 00:34:44,425 Hello! 505 00:34:44,427 --> 00:34:46,459 It's the carpet fitters! 506 00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:48,094 Anyone home? 507 00:34:49,561 --> 00:34:50,758 Well, I don't know. 508 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,391 Right, I'm going for a piss. 509 00:34:52,393 --> 00:34:54,025 No, you're bloody not! 510 00:34:54,027 --> 00:34:55,691 Dean! Dean! 511 00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:58,324 Mate, I can't hold it. Two minutes. 512 00:34:58,326 --> 00:35:00,661 That's not very professional! 513 00:37:11,692 --> 00:37:13,560 Oh, finally. 514 00:37:15,259 --> 00:37:17,395 What's the matter with you? 515 00:37:19,293 --> 00:37:20,325 Fingers. 516 00:37:20,327 --> 00:37:21,559 What? 517 00:37:21,561 --> 00:37:24,058 There were some fingers in the toilet. 518 00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:27,291 What you talking about? 519 00:37:27,293 --> 00:37:32,324 I just saw two human fingers floating about willy-nilly. 520 00:37:32,326 --> 00:37:36,157 Not a turd or anything normal. Fingers. 521 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:38,191 Your eyes are playing tricks on ya. 522 00:37:38,193 --> 00:37:41,124 You need to get some glasses, mate. 523 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,258 What you eating? 524 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,524 Little slice of this pie. 525 00:37:45,526 --> 00:37:47,690 Chicken, I think. 526 00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:49,724 Spit it out. 527 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,624 You just used the toilet without asking. 528 00:37:51,626 --> 00:37:53,158 Hardly think they're gonna notice 529 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,525 a little sliver of pie missing. 530 00:37:55,527 --> 00:37:58,024 There's a nipple in the pie. 531 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,658 A what? 532 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:04,161 There is a human nipple in the pie. 533 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:36,559 Hello? 534 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:57,124 Yeah, yeah, sure, Nige. 535 00:39:57,126 --> 00:39:58,724 Yeah, sure. 536 00:39:58,726 --> 00:40:03,927 Landing, stairs, hallway. Yeah, no worries, mate, yeah. 537 00:40:10,426 --> 00:40:14,392 Well, I can fit that for you on... 538 00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:16,024 on Tuesday. 539 00:40:16,026 --> 00:40:18,058 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 540 00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:26,424 No way. 541 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:29,591 Bloody hell, Col, there's toes in this as well! 542 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:32,523 Get me a bloody towel. 543 00:40:32,525 --> 00:40:34,693 Do you reckon you just eat a bit of Chris or something? 544 00:40:48,226 --> 00:40:51,160 Hello? Is someone there? 545 00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:53,691 Malcolm? 546 00:40:53,693 --> 00:40:56,257 Tasha, what the bloody hell you doing down there? 547 00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:59,694 No time. Help me get these doors open now. 548 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:04,224 This is a wind-up, innit? 549 00:41:04,226 --> 00:41:06,491 What was that? 550 00:41:06,493 --> 00:41:08,325 Just get me the fuck out of here. 551 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:10,757 All right, all right. 552 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:13,357 Lads! Lads! 553 00:41:13,359 --> 00:41:15,224 Oh, it won't open! 554 00:41:15,226 --> 00:41:17,359 - Just do something, quick! - All right! 555 00:41:20,326 --> 00:41:22,092 I've got an idea! 556 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:27,323 I knew that meat was funny. 557 00:41:27,325 --> 00:41:29,624 Now do you believe me about the fingers in the toilet? 558 00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:31,624 What you think is going on? 559 00:41:31,626 --> 00:41:33,260 I don't even want to say it. 560 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,294 Malcolm! 561 00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:56,725 - What are you doing? - Please hurry up! 562 00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:58,691 - Is that someone down there? - Oh, my God! 563 00:41:58,693 --> 00:42:00,758 This is like that Pretzel bloke! 564 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,390 It's Fritzl, you idiot. 565 00:42:02,392 --> 00:42:03,523 It's Tasha! 566 00:42:03,525 --> 00:42:06,191 Get me the fuck out of here. 567 00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:07,261 Give me that! 568 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,027 Come on! 569 00:42:24,026 --> 00:42:25,390 Oh, shit. 570 00:42:25,392 --> 00:42:27,493 Get these fucking doors open now! 571 00:42:30,659 --> 00:42:32,626 - Are you all right? - Tasha! 572 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:40,690 What is going on?! 573 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:43,490 - And what the fuck was that? - Let's go! 574 00:42:43,492 --> 00:42:46,227 Yeah! 575 00:42:50,525 --> 00:42:53,091 - Malcolm! - Oh, shit. Sorry! 576 00:42:55,726 --> 00:42:57,127 Go, go! 577 00:43:06,093 --> 00:43:08,224 - Oh, bollocks! - What now? 578 00:43:08,226 --> 00:43:09,591 You left my toolbox in the kitchen. 579 00:43:09,593 --> 00:43:11,157 Is that really important? 580 00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:13,324 Well, they're my own tools. Expensive. 581 00:43:13,326 --> 00:43:15,057 Carol bought me most of them. 582 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:17,291 Oh, fair enough, then, mate. Wanna nip in and get them? 583 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:19,657 We'll just wait out here and see if we get killed or not! 584 00:43:19,659 --> 00:43:22,991 Jesus. I'm gonna buy you a new fucking toolbox. 585 00:43:22,993 --> 00:43:24,757 Can we just get out of here? 586 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:28,393 Tasha! 587 00:43:34,127 --> 00:43:36,125 Dean, we're in trouble, mate! 588 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:39,523 What you want to do? 589 00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:41,323 Uh, hide! 590 00:43:41,325 --> 00:43:44,523 They've already seen you, you wolly! 591 00:43:44,525 --> 00:43:45,558 Come on! 592 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,157 Guys? 593 00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:48,559 Is everything all right? 594 00:43:50,226 --> 00:43:52,256 What is going on? 595 00:43:52,258 --> 00:43:55,091 Malcolm, stay in there. He ain't see ya. 596 00:43:55,093 --> 00:43:58,092 - What are we gonna do? - We can make a run for it. 597 00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,294 Ready? 598 00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:07,658 Get back, get back! 599 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,192 Get back! 600 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:24,091 - What's going on? - Shit, and all of them. 601 00:44:24,093 --> 00:44:26,992 Oh, God, now what we gonna do? 602 00:44:26,994 --> 00:44:28,523 The house. 603 00:44:28,525 --> 00:44:30,624 Back in there? 604 00:44:33,525 --> 00:44:36,660 Well, what are you waiting for? 605 00:44:44,326 --> 00:44:46,091 - Now what? - Weapons. 606 00:44:46,093 --> 00:44:48,092 - Weapons? - Have that. 607 00:44:48,094 --> 00:44:50,256 I'm not working now, mate. 608 00:44:50,258 --> 00:44:51,757 Use it to defend yourself with! 609 00:44:51,759 --> 00:44:53,479 We're supposed to fight them off with these? 610 00:44:53,484 --> 00:44:55,191 I don't think we've got much choice, mate. 611 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,193 There's one outside! 612 00:45:05,727 --> 00:45:06,928 Move. 613 00:45:13,226 --> 00:45:15,624 We know you're in there, gentlemen. 614 00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:17,256 What do you want from us? 615 00:45:17,258 --> 00:45:19,691 I would've thought that was obvious by now. 616 00:45:19,693 --> 00:45:23,123 She still want her carpets fitted? 617 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,259 We're intending to have you for dinner. 618 00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:30,294 Move! 619 00:45:45,759 --> 00:45:48,260 - Dean, in here. - Shit. 620 00:45:50,493 --> 00:45:51,657 What are we doing? 621 00:45:51,659 --> 00:45:52,559 Hide. 622 00:45:55,226 --> 00:45:57,994 - And I suggest you do the same! - Brilliant. 623 00:46:48,993 --> 00:46:52,091 Get off me, you fucking asshole! 624 00:46:52,093 --> 00:46:54,290 Whenever you're ready, Col! 625 00:46:57,093 --> 00:46:58,523 Get back! 626 00:46:58,525 --> 00:47:00,059 Get back! Get back! 627 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:10,060 Come on! 628 00:47:48,459 --> 00:47:50,257 All right, that's it. We're well fucked. 629 00:47:50,259 --> 00:47:52,558 This has got to be the worst job we've been on. 630 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,057 Get your phone out, ring Nigel, let him know what's going on. 631 00:47:55,059 --> 00:47:57,091 Good idea, but it's at home on charge. 632 00:47:57,093 --> 00:47:59,024 - What? - It was dead before I left. 633 00:47:59,026 --> 00:48:01,290 - Where's yours? - Well, I left it in the van. 634 00:48:01,292 --> 00:48:02,773 Oh, great. Good night, carpet fitters. 635 00:48:02,778 --> 00:48:05,056 - We are dead. - Just calm down, all right? 636 00:48:05,058 --> 00:48:07,426 We'll just stay here, and we'll wait it out. 637 00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:18,291 Hey, Col, look at this stuff. 638 00:48:18,293 --> 00:48:21,690 Bet it's worth a fortune. Where do they get it all from? 639 00:48:21,692 --> 00:48:25,326 I don't know. Let's wait until they come down and ask them. 640 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,023 - As I suspected. - What's that? 641 00:48:41,025 --> 00:48:42,490 These carpets. 642 00:48:42,492 --> 00:48:44,524 Nigel was knocking them out dirt cheap in the shop. 643 00:48:44,526 --> 00:48:48,223 Really? How interesting. 644 00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:50,757 That old bird's been in the shop, you know? 645 00:48:50,759 --> 00:48:52,757 I bet this one's worth a few pounds. 646 00:48:55,325 --> 00:48:56,323 Col? 647 00:48:56,325 --> 00:48:58,092 You all right? 648 00:49:04,093 --> 00:49:07,423 Not really, mate. I just fell through the floor! 649 00:49:07,425 --> 00:49:10,257 Hang on. I'll see if I can find something to get you out. 650 00:49:10,259 --> 00:49:13,591 Let's find the little bastards! 651 00:49:13,593 --> 00:49:15,623 Shit. They're coming. 652 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:19,090 Well, go on, save yourself. I'm done for. 653 00:49:19,092 --> 00:49:20,490 I ain't leaving ya. 654 00:49:20,492 --> 00:49:23,423 Get to the van. My phone's in there. 655 00:49:23,425 --> 00:49:27,658 Okay, okay. I'll be back, mate, I promise. 656 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,627 Just go! 657 00:49:35,359 --> 00:49:38,693 Somebody's been playing with my toys. 658 00:49:58,593 --> 00:50:00,323 Come on down. 659 00:50:00,325 --> 00:50:03,291 I'd like to see you make a pie out of me! 660 00:50:03,293 --> 00:50:05,323 Silly fool. 661 00:50:05,325 --> 00:50:10,391 I'm not going to eat you, but he might. 662 00:50:10,393 --> 00:50:11,990 Who? 663 00:50:11,992 --> 00:50:15,357 You'll find out. 664 00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:25,624 Oi, come back, you silly cow! 665 00:50:25,626 --> 00:50:27,093 Oi! 666 00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:44,594 Shit. 667 00:50:53,225 --> 00:50:54,559 Col? 668 00:50:55,659 --> 00:50:57,060 Dean? 669 00:50:58,526 --> 00:51:01,124 Listen, guys, don't be mad. 670 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,124 I know you told me to stay in the van, 671 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:05,490 but it was dark, and it was hot, and it was... 672 00:51:05,492 --> 00:51:07,159 Tasha! 673 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:21,590 Oh, God. Oh, God. 674 00:51:21,592 --> 00:51:23,226 Okay. 675 00:51:29,593 --> 00:51:31,290 Okay. 676 00:51:31,292 --> 00:51:34,390 All right, mate, calm down. 677 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:37,057 I get it. You're pissed off 678 00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:39,427 'cause the whole staple in the foot thing. 679 00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:09,156 Shit. 680 00:52:09,158 --> 00:52:12,226 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 681 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:18,259 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 682 00:52:28,492 --> 00:52:30,526 Don't look at me. You shot him. 683 00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:53,123 You fucking little bastard! 684 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:56,257 Right! Before we get any more unwanted attention, 685 00:52:56,259 --> 00:52:59,360 dispose of your brother's body, please! 686 00:53:01,325 --> 00:53:03,591 Is she still in there? 687 00:53:03,593 --> 00:53:06,057 Get her in for tomorrow's supper, 688 00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:09,357 and please get rid of that bloody van! 689 00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:12,657 If I have to see that fucking stupid logo one more time, 690 00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:15,394 I'll have all your balls for breakfast! 691 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:35,991 Oi! Go hide your brother's body first, 692 00:53:35,993 --> 00:53:38,723 then I'll let you have a bite. 693 00:53:38,725 --> 00:53:40,123 Go on! 694 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:42,426 Get out and get on with it! 695 00:54:34,326 --> 00:54:37,657 Come on to my land, 696 00:54:37,659 --> 00:54:41,557 into my house, 697 00:54:41,559 --> 00:54:47,424 and think that you can kill my boys? 698 00:54:47,426 --> 00:54:50,493 You gob shites don't know who you're messing with. 699 00:54:55,692 --> 00:54:59,156 Oh, for Christ's sake. What now? 700 00:55:37,592 --> 00:55:39,657 You all right, mate? 701 00:55:39,659 --> 00:55:42,459 She trap you down here as well? 702 00:56:03,259 --> 00:56:05,559 Somebody get me the fuck out of here. 703 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,391 What the hell is going on in here? 704 00:56:16,025 --> 00:56:18,690 I take it you've let him get away. 705 00:56:18,692 --> 00:56:21,723 This is ridiculous! 706 00:56:21,725 --> 00:56:24,490 Well? You gonna go and find the little ginger bastard 707 00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:27,422 or hang around me like a wet dog all day, hey? 708 00:56:27,424 --> 00:56:29,993 Or do I have to do everything myself? 709 00:56:33,726 --> 00:56:35,193 No, no, no, no, no. 710 00:57:04,026 --> 00:57:06,523 Have you got through to anyone yet? 711 00:57:06,525 --> 00:57:07,723 Nope. 712 00:57:07,725 --> 00:57:09,422 Have you even tried? 713 00:57:09,424 --> 00:57:11,991 Uh, yes, I've tried both Tash and Chris, 714 00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:13,223 thank you very much. 715 00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:14,259 No answer. 716 00:57:15,992 --> 00:57:17,990 Right. 717 00:57:17,992 --> 00:57:19,992 Give us the phone. I'll give Colin a try. 718 00:57:35,192 --> 00:57:37,023 Hello. 719 00:57:37,025 --> 00:57:38,126 Colin? 720 00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:40,456 Ah... 721 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,926 Hello? 722 00:57:44,525 --> 00:57:47,690 Why doesn't anyone answer their bloody phone? 723 00:57:47,692 --> 00:57:49,323 What happened? 724 00:57:49,325 --> 00:57:50,991 I'm not sure. 725 00:57:50,993 --> 00:57:55,590 Oh, I hope it's not another plumber call out. 726 00:57:55,592 --> 00:57:57,593 Keep trying them, hey? 727 00:58:05,658 --> 00:58:08,092 Yes. Yes! 728 00:58:12,759 --> 00:58:15,227 Yes! Lads! Lads! 729 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,293 Oh, shit. 730 00:58:24,624 --> 00:58:25,926 Shit! 731 00:58:47,993 --> 00:58:52,322 So you can't find the little shite anywhere? 732 00:58:52,324 --> 00:58:55,693 If he's got out, we're ruined, do you know that? 733 00:58:57,691 --> 00:59:00,990 When it gets dark, we'll send Charlie out after him. 734 00:59:00,992 --> 00:59:03,193 Until then, start packing your stuff. 735 00:59:04,492 --> 00:59:06,023 When Harry gets back, 736 00:59:06,025 --> 00:59:08,992 we'll take a little holiday, I think. 737 00:59:24,358 --> 00:59:25,458 Yes. 738 00:59:33,691 --> 00:59:35,689 Come on. 739 00:59:35,691 --> 00:59:37,589 Yes. 740 00:59:39,193 --> 00:59:40,393 Fuck! 741 00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:43,393 Okay. 742 00:59:45,424 --> 00:59:47,590 Emergency. Which service? 743 00:59:47,592 --> 00:59:50,157 Police, ambulance. Anything with flashing lights, yeah? 744 00:59:50,159 --> 00:59:52,239 Sir, I need you to tell me which service you require. 745 00:59:52,244 --> 00:59:53,390 Fire, ambulance, or police. 746 00:59:53,392 --> 00:59:55,357 I need police, but probably an ambulance as well. 747 00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:56,990 Connecting to multiple services. 748 00:59:56,992 --> 00:59:59,323 - Thank God. - What is your location? 749 00:59:59,325 --> 01:00:01,757 I don't know, I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, mate! 750 01:00:01,759 --> 01:00:03,091 Did you say Norfolk? 751 01:00:03,093 --> 01:00:05,024 No, I don't know where I am. 752 01:00:05,026 --> 01:00:07,056 What is the nature of your call, sir? 753 01:00:07,058 --> 01:00:09,390 I don't know. It's been one of those days, you know? 754 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:12,223 Please calm down, sir, and explain the best you can. 755 01:00:12,225 --> 01:00:14,255 Okay, right, where to start? 756 01:00:14,257 --> 01:00:17,256 Um, well, I found some fingers in a toilet, 757 01:00:17,258 --> 01:00:19,090 my friend ate a pie that had a nipple in it, 758 01:00:19,092 --> 01:00:20,724 then the cannibals tried to get us, 759 01:00:20,726 --> 01:00:23,724 one of them shot a spear through my friend's cheek, 760 01:00:23,726 --> 01:00:26,556 and my other mate, he fell through the trap door thingy, 761 01:00:26,558 --> 01:00:28,690 and he's still trapped down there. 762 01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:30,690 Is there an adult with you? 763 01:00:30,692 --> 01:00:32,389 I'm an adult. 764 01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:35,059 Hello? 765 01:00:36,726 --> 01:00:38,060 Oh. 766 01:01:32,324 --> 01:01:34,026 Stay back! 767 01:01:45,758 --> 01:01:48,123 I did warn ya! 768 01:02:38,591 --> 01:02:39,623 Please. 769 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,026 I'm done. 770 01:03:04,092 --> 01:03:06,489 Hello. Cupid Carpets. Jade speaking. 771 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:08,690 - Jade, thank God! It's Dean! - You all right? 772 01:03:08,692 --> 01:03:10,332 Yeah, is your dad there? I ain't got long. 773 01:03:10,337 --> 01:03:13,623 It's been proper boring here today, you know? 774 01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:15,489 Jade, can you just get Nigel, please? 775 01:03:15,491 --> 01:03:17,123 All right, touchy! 776 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,806 You haven't messed another job up, have ya? 777 01:03:18,811 --> 01:03:20,656 'Cause he'll be well pissed. 778 01:03:20,658 --> 01:03:24,190 Here he is now. Dad! 779 01:03:24,192 --> 01:03:26,059 Dean on the phone. 780 01:03:28,692 --> 01:03:31,255 Hello, Dean. 781 01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:33,389 Please tell me it's all going okay. 782 01:03:33,391 --> 01:03:36,189 Nige, it ain't gone quite to plan. 783 01:03:36,191 --> 01:03:37,289 What do you mean? 784 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:40,056 What have you broke this time? 785 01:03:40,058 --> 01:03:44,056 I swear, Dean, if you and Colin have botched this one up, 786 01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:46,155 you better start looking for somewhere else to work. 787 01:03:46,157 --> 01:03:48,490 No, listen, we are in serious trouble here, yeah? 788 01:03:51,524 --> 01:03:53,190 Listen, Nige, this is gonna die on me. 789 01:03:53,192 --> 01:03:56,656 You got to get help. Get help to the house, yeah? 790 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:57,991 Hello? 791 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,323 Oh, come on! 792 01:04:02,992 --> 01:04:04,493 He heard me. He must've. 793 01:04:11,992 --> 01:04:14,357 What was all that about? 794 01:04:14,359 --> 01:04:15,423 Not sure. 795 01:04:15,425 --> 01:04:17,490 Reception's terrible. 796 01:04:17,492 --> 01:04:19,523 I'm gonna head over there. 797 01:04:19,525 --> 01:04:21,989 I can't afford this, Jade. 798 01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:24,489 Bloody cowboys, the lot of them. 799 01:04:24,491 --> 01:04:27,623 Have they messed up? Are you sacking them? 800 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:31,156 I'm not going to sack anyone yet. 801 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:33,289 Depends what's happened. 802 01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:35,456 I trust I can leave you to lock up? 803 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,557 - Yeah, fine. - All right, well, I'll go over 804 01:04:37,559 --> 01:04:41,356 and see if I can fix whatever mess they've made, then. 805 01:04:41,358 --> 01:04:43,423 You get Natasha on the mobile, 806 01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:46,189 see what's going on and let me know, okay? 807 01:04:46,191 --> 01:04:47,522 Yeah, yeah, no worries. 808 01:04:47,524 --> 01:04:49,660 Right, I'll see you later. 809 01:04:51,158 --> 01:04:53,190 Tell your mother 810 01:04:53,192 --> 01:04:55,926 I'm probably going to be working late. 811 01:05:08,258 --> 01:05:11,222 Guess what, man. I finished early, yeah. 812 01:05:11,224 --> 01:05:12,925 What you doing? 813 01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:50,055 Malcolm, get the fuck in the van! 814 01:05:50,057 --> 01:05:51,657 I think you've just killed someone! 815 01:05:51,659 --> 01:05:54,223 I know. Don't worry. He was a cannibal. 816 01:05:54,225 --> 01:05:57,356 Oh, I kind of feel less guilty now. 817 01:05:57,358 --> 01:05:59,358 - Well, get in! - Okay. 818 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:05,322 What the hell were you doing out here? 819 01:06:05,324 --> 01:06:08,089 Long story. See what they did to Tash? 820 01:06:08,091 --> 01:06:10,290 - I know, mate, I know. - Have you called anyone? 821 01:06:10,292 --> 01:06:12,457 I got hold of Nigel, and I think he's on his way out. 822 01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,489 What a nightmare! 823 01:06:14,491 --> 01:06:17,989 How many are there of these cannibals? 824 01:06:17,991 --> 01:06:20,023 - Malcolm, you're a genius. - Huh? 825 01:06:20,025 --> 01:06:21,422 There was three and the old bag. 826 01:06:21,424 --> 01:06:22,657 Now that one's roadkill, 827 01:06:22,659 --> 01:06:23,990 the fat one fell out the window. 828 01:06:23,992 --> 01:06:25,422 That's who that was. 829 01:06:25,424 --> 01:06:27,590 Which means it's just the big bald fella left. 830 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:29,456 We can take him. 831 01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:31,724 Why have we got to go back in there? 832 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:32,992 To get Col. 833 01:07:05,025 --> 01:07:06,626 You! 834 01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:10,158 Going somewhere? 835 01:07:12,725 --> 01:07:14,091 Come on. 836 01:07:15,091 --> 01:07:16,255 Where are we going? 837 01:07:16,257 --> 01:07:17,522 Col's in the basement. 838 01:07:17,524 --> 01:07:18,590 Keep 'em peeled. 839 01:07:18,592 --> 01:07:20,326 Big fella's a sneaky bugger. 840 01:07:25,025 --> 01:07:28,357 Quick, before he uses his giant fish gun! 841 01:07:34,225 --> 01:07:36,690 You know that part where you said we can take him? 842 01:07:36,692 --> 01:07:38,623 - Yeah? - That was a lie, right? 843 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,458 In here! 844 01:07:46,158 --> 01:07:47,690 He seems really angry. 845 01:07:47,692 --> 01:07:50,656 Probably 'cause you just punched his mother in the face. 846 01:07:50,658 --> 01:07:53,022 You think reckon that's upset him? 847 01:07:53,024 --> 01:07:54,959 Do you realize there's another door there, right? 848 01:08:07,659 --> 01:08:10,026 Sorry. 849 01:08:28,058 --> 01:08:29,623 Malcolm! 850 01:08:49,624 --> 01:08:51,026 Please! No! No! 851 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:00,492 Oi! 852 01:09:03,024 --> 01:09:04,660 Asshole! 853 01:09:35,524 --> 01:09:38,292 I got one! 854 01:09:40,459 --> 01:09:42,557 Oh. Nice one, buddy. 855 01:09:44,192 --> 01:09:45,190 Dean! 856 01:09:45,192 --> 01:09:46,656 Oh, bother! 857 01:09:53,258 --> 01:09:55,426 That old woman is doing my head in. 858 01:09:57,157 --> 01:09:58,958 Let's go get Col. 859 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:05,958 Dean, what are we even looking for? 860 01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:10,622 That, Malcolm. 861 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:12,656 And how are we gonna get down there? 862 01:10:12,658 --> 01:10:14,490 I don't know yet. 863 01:10:14,492 --> 01:10:16,556 - Still got your lighter? - Oh, yeah. 864 01:10:16,558 --> 01:10:18,255 I don't have any cigs left, though, so... 865 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,925 No, so we can see what we're doing down there. 866 01:10:42,691 --> 01:10:44,691 You evil bitch! 867 01:10:47,058 --> 01:10:48,092 Malc! 868 01:10:49,492 --> 01:10:51,625 Malc, are you alive, mate? 869 01:10:53,391 --> 01:10:56,158 Malcolm! Malcolm, you there? 870 01:10:58,425 --> 01:10:59,625 Fuck! 871 01:11:06,725 --> 01:11:09,992 Col, you better be alive, mate. 872 01:11:50,092 --> 01:11:51,258 Col. 873 01:11:52,492 --> 01:11:54,026 Colin. 874 01:12:03,657 --> 01:12:05,556 Fuck's sake. 875 01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:07,026 Col! 876 01:12:11,724 --> 01:12:13,458 Come on, you bastard. 877 01:12:53,725 --> 01:12:55,492 You fucking stink. 878 01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:16,425 Dean, now, mate! 879 01:13:36,258 --> 01:13:37,259 Dean! 880 01:14:06,724 --> 01:14:08,491 That's enough! Let's go! 881 01:14:10,690 --> 01:14:12,356 What's the matter? 882 01:14:12,357 --> 01:14:14,055 That looks like a nasty bite, mate. 883 01:14:14,057 --> 01:14:15,655 You think I'm gonna turn into one? 884 01:14:15,657 --> 01:14:17,524 Don't be so stupid! 885 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:24,191 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 886 01:14:35,991 --> 01:14:37,391 What the hell? 887 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:42,092 I'm gonna bloody kill 'em! 888 01:14:46,158 --> 01:14:48,123 Hello! 889 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,357 Dean? 890 01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:51,658 Colin! 891 01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,290 Anyone in? 892 01:14:55,292 --> 01:14:57,292 Can anybody hear me? 893 01:15:00,691 --> 01:15:02,525 Mrs. Hanning! 894 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:13,126 Well, this is all seems a little bit odd. 895 01:15:38,157 --> 01:15:39,621 You find some backup? 896 01:15:39,623 --> 01:15:41,556 - I found Malcolm. - Well, where is he, then? 897 01:15:41,558 --> 01:15:43,458 He didn't make it, mate. 898 01:15:47,157 --> 01:15:48,524 Poor sod. 899 01:15:52,623 --> 01:15:54,058 Over there! 900 01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:03,159 Fucking wedged shut, mate! 901 01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:05,624 This way! 902 01:16:07,657 --> 01:16:08,659 Shit! 903 01:16:11,225 --> 01:16:12,558 Hello? 904 01:16:14,658 --> 01:16:16,092 Dean? 905 01:16:17,324 --> 01:16:18,656 Colin? 906 01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:21,457 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 907 01:16:25,024 --> 01:16:27,155 Hello? 908 01:16:27,157 --> 01:16:29,224 Is anyone down there? 909 01:16:31,324 --> 01:16:33,126 This is useless. 910 01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:38,556 Hi, Colin, it's Nigel. 911 01:16:38,558 --> 01:16:41,990 Can you give me a ring when you get this message, please? 912 01:16:41,992 --> 01:16:45,026 I'm at the house, and there's just... 913 01:17:19,991 --> 01:17:22,122 Here, look, Col, look! 914 01:17:22,124 --> 01:17:24,125 - Yes! - Oh, you beauty. 915 01:17:27,424 --> 01:17:29,421 It's a way out, mate! 916 01:17:29,423 --> 01:17:31,023 Yes! 917 01:17:35,256 --> 01:17:37,288 Shit, Col, I think he's coming! 918 01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:39,492 Go, go, go! 919 01:17:57,557 --> 01:17:58,722 Charlie! 920 01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:01,591 We're leaving! 921 01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:06,158 I suggest you get your arse up here! 922 01:18:18,324 --> 01:18:20,092 Time to go. 923 01:18:37,057 --> 01:18:39,455 - You all right? - Yeah. 924 01:18:39,457 --> 01:18:42,124 I just want to go and see Carol, mate. 925 01:18:46,490 --> 01:18:48,925 You're not Charlie. 926 01:18:50,591 --> 01:18:51,656 What did he say? 927 01:18:51,658 --> 01:18:54,125 Col, look at his shirt. 928 01:18:59,991 --> 01:19:02,258 No, wait! What are you doing? Wait! Wait! 929 01:19:03,557 --> 01:19:05,222 - Hey! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 930 01:19:05,224 --> 01:19:07,488 Easy, lads. Doing all right? 931 01:19:11,156 --> 01:19:14,025 Oh, give us a break, hey? 932 01:19:15,024 --> 01:19:17,421 Easy, lads, easy! 933 01:19:17,423 --> 01:19:20,456 - Okay. - We met your mother. 934 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:23,025 Col, there's some in there! 935 01:19:26,025 --> 01:19:28,155 Oh, God. 936 01:19:28,157 --> 01:19:31,121 What's he carrying? 937 01:19:31,123 --> 01:19:34,057 Col, there's some behind us! Oh, it's a bloody ax! 938 01:19:35,557 --> 01:19:37,625 What is that? 939 01:19:40,323 --> 01:19:42,691 Oh, Col. Col, Col, Col, Col. 940 01:19:45,690 --> 01:19:48,057 What are we gonna do? 941 01:19:49,157 --> 01:19:51,088 Carpet fitters don't cry! 942 01:19:52,243 --> 01:19:56,794 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Dandysubs 943 01:19:57,056 --> 01:19:58,723 * Catching up with my old friends * 944 01:19:58,725 --> 01:20:01,322 * At Uncle Charlie's place * 945 01:20:01,324 --> 01:20:03,621 * My pal says, Al, hey, check it out * 946 01:20:03,623 --> 01:20:05,488 * Look who showed her face * 947 01:20:05,490 --> 01:20:07,356 * We met two years before * 948 01:20:07,358 --> 01:20:10,288 * But all would end in misery * 949 01:20:10,290 --> 01:20:12,455 * Say what you may Fate has a way * 950 01:20:12,457 --> 01:20:14,691 * Some call it destiny * 951 01:20:16,424 --> 01:20:18,189 * How are you And yes, thank you * 952 01:20:18,191 --> 01:20:20,589 * And all the pleasantries * 953 01:20:20,591 --> 01:20:22,689 * Well, it's loud in here Let's go out there * 954 01:20:22,691 --> 01:20:25,254 * And chew our old stories * 955 01:20:25,256 --> 01:20:27,154 * Yeah, I recall the worst of * 956 01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:29,589 * Though our love was bittersweet * 957 01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:32,288 * You're overdue I'm someone new * 958 01:20:32,290 --> 01:20:34,656 * At least that's what I think * 959 01:20:34,658 --> 01:20:39,489 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 960 01:20:39,491 --> 01:20:44,055 * For what was did couldn't be undone * 961 01:20:44,057 --> 01:20:48,489 * Don't walk back in, then turn and run * 962 01:20:48,491 --> 01:20:52,425 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 963 01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:57,722 * Well, I dropped my aspiration * 964 01:20:57,724 --> 01:21:00,356 * And I took a fall from grace * 965 01:21:00,358 --> 01:21:02,988 * I fought for you I know it too * 966 01:21:02,990 --> 01:21:04,688 * Some things never change * 967 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:09,421 * We've been down this road before * 968 01:21:09,423 --> 01:21:14,321 * But there's light this time I'm sure * 969 01:21:14,323 --> 01:21:16,489 * Yeah, I still got your photographs * 970 01:21:16,491 --> 01:21:20,756 * And every single paragraph you wrote me * 971 01:21:20,758 --> 01:21:24,189 * Just hoping * 972 01:21:24,191 --> 01:21:28,489 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 973 01:21:28,491 --> 01:21:33,155 * For what was did couldn't be undone * 974 01:21:33,157 --> 01:21:37,422 * Don't walk back in, then turn and run * 975 01:21:37,424 --> 01:21:41,492 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 976 01:21:43,557 --> 01:21:48,421 * What the hell are you doing here * 977 01:21:48,423 --> 01:21:52,288 * I'll drift in your atmosphere * 978 01:21:52,290 --> 01:21:55,489 * Just like you to turn up out of the blue * 979 01:21:55,491 --> 01:22:00,088 * When you're missing him * 980 01:22:00,090 --> 01:22:04,455 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 981 01:22:04,457 --> 01:22:09,189 * For what was did couldn't be undone * 982 01:22:09,191 --> 01:22:13,422 * Don't walk back in, then turn and run * 983 01:22:13,424 --> 01:22:17,358 * Sure picked a fine time to come * 984 01:22:20,690 --> 01:22:24,656 * My pal says, Al, don't turn around * 985 01:22:24,658 --> 01:22:29,691 * Let her walk away * 67414

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