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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:03,402 (GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE PLAYING) 2 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:27,426 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:42,405 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:42,407 --> 00:00:45,008 (RADIO STATIC WHISTLING AND BUZZING) 5 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:48,745 ♪ Hey, this is radio station WSKEE ♪ 6 00:00:48,747 --> 00:00:51,114 ♪ We're taking calls on the wish line ♪ 7 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:53,783 ♪ Making your wacky wishes come true ♪ 8 00:00:53,785 --> 00:00:56,085 ♪ Hello? I wish I was a little bit taller ♪ 9 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:58,521 ♪ I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl ♪ 10 00:00:58,523 --> 00:00:59,956 ♪ Who looked good, I would call her ♪ 11 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:02,459 ♪ Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ♪ 12 00:01:02,461 --> 00:01:04,060 - ♪ And a '64 Impala... ♪ - (CROWD BOOING) 13 00:01:04,062 --> 00:01:06,061 - BOY: Hey, four-eyes! - GIRL: Loser! 14 00:01:06,063 --> 00:01:07,663 JORDAN: Allow me to introduce myself. 15 00:01:07,665 --> 00:01:08,998 BOY: Get off the stage! 16 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,534 That's me, Jordan Sanders. 17 00:01:11,536 --> 00:01:13,603 Well, actually, this is me now. 18 00:01:13,605 --> 00:01:14,870 I know. I get it. 19 00:01:14,872 --> 00:01:16,540 Big change, right? 20 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:19,008 But that was me in 1993, 21 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:20,811 the day I decided to show 22 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:24,880 everyone at Windsor Middle School what I did best. 23 00:01:24,882 --> 00:01:26,782 The laws of science. 24 00:01:26,784 --> 00:01:28,484 They're actually true. 25 00:01:28,486 --> 00:01:30,052 I can trust them. 26 00:01:30,054 --> 00:01:31,654 I can rely on them. 27 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,088 - Who cares? - (LAUGHTER) 28 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:35,157 There she is. 29 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:37,960 You know her: the person who just can't let you live 30 00:01:37,962 --> 00:01:40,197 your best life. 31 00:01:40,199 --> 00:01:44,067 Prepare to behold a death-defying feat! 32 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:46,105 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 33 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:52,541 I trust the conservation of mechanical energy 100%. 34 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:54,844 So much, in fact, that I am willing to risk 35 00:01:54,846 --> 00:01:57,746 my very life to demonstrate. 36 00:01:57,748 --> 00:01:58,614 Boo! 37 00:01:58,616 --> 00:02:01,484 - (CROWD JEERING) - Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 38 00:02:01,486 --> 00:02:03,587 Because this ball should not be able 39 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:05,557 to pass this very spot again. 40 00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:08,925 Go. 41 00:02:08,927 --> 00:02:10,730 (CROWD OOHING) 42 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:13,364 (CROWD GASPING) 43 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,967 ♪ Hello? I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was... ♪ 44 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:20,270 Now, this should have been my moment of victory. 45 00:02:20,272 --> 00:02:24,241 And for seven glorious seconds, I was on top of the world. 46 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:25,711 (GRUNTS) 47 00:02:27,512 --> 00:02:28,912 - (GRUNTS) - But then, 48 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:31,515 just like that, it was over. 49 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:33,516 (LAUGHTER) 50 00:02:33,518 --> 00:02:34,783 Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 51 00:02:34,785 --> 00:02:36,652 Something changed. 52 00:02:36,654 --> 00:02:39,622 Little did I know, that something would be me. 53 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:42,092 Jordan, I know you had big plans to go out there 54 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:44,127 and show those kids how awesome you really are 55 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:47,163 so they wouldn't be so hard on you at school every day. 56 00:02:47,165 --> 00:02:50,133 Being me sucks. I want to be someone else. 57 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:52,134 (SIGHS) I know it's hard right now, 58 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:54,136 but that's just because you're little. 59 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:56,573 When you grow up, it won't be like this. 60 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:58,574 - It won't? - Nope. 61 00:02:58,576 --> 00:03:00,576 - Because you're smart. - Yes. 62 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:01,912 I am smart, aren't I? 63 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,580 DAD: And do you know what happens 64 00:03:03,582 --> 00:03:05,048 to smart people when they're big? 65 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,916 They become the boss. 66 00:03:06,918 --> 00:03:08,652 - Really? - Really. 67 00:03:08,654 --> 00:03:10,753 And nobody... and I mean nobody... 68 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,254 bullies the boss. 69 00:03:12,256 --> 00:03:14,858 Well, then I can't wait to be big. 70 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:17,727 So I can be the boss and no one will bully me. 71 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:20,263 - Now that's my girl. - (JORDAN CHUCKLES) 72 00:03:20,265 --> 00:03:22,198 Because I'll bully them first. 73 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,033 ("WHERE MY GIRLS" BY DAI BURGER PLAYING) 74 00:03:24,035 --> 00:03:26,135 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 75 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:28,038 - ♪ Ladies ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 76 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,306 ♪ Where my girls with the blonde hair? ♪ 77 00:03:30,308 --> 00:03:33,075 ♪ Where my girls, where my girls with the jet black? ♪ 78 00:03:33,077 --> 00:03:34,777 - ♪ Jet black ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 79 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,347 ♪ Where my girls with the purple hair? ♪ 80 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:40,616 ♪ Whip it, whip it everywhere, wh-wh-whip it everywhere ♪ 81 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:43,285 ♪ If you don't need no validation ♪ 82 00:03:43,287 --> 00:03:46,355 ♪ Wave them hands in the air, no hesitation... ♪ 83 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,224 - (MUSIC BOX MELODY PLAYING) - (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) 84 00:03:49,226 --> 00:03:51,828 AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Jordan, it's time to wake up 85 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,729 - and live your dreams. - (JORDAN SNORTS) 86 00:03:53,731 --> 00:03:55,298 Jordan. 87 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,300 - I said wake up, girl. - (JORDAN EXHALES) 88 00:03:57,302 --> 00:03:59,804 Let's get this shmoney, okay? 89 00:04:07,178 --> 00:04:08,914 (SIGHS) 90 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:13,316 (SIGHS) 91 00:04:13,318 --> 00:04:14,987 (GASPS) 92 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:26,129 HomeGirl, call April. 93 00:04:26,131 --> 00:04:27,997 HOMEGIRL: Take a whoosah, girl. 94 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:31,100 Fact: April Williams is your assistant. 95 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:33,903 "Assist" is in the job title. 96 00:04:33,905 --> 00:04:35,838 Calling April. 97 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,578 (RELAXING NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING) 98 00:04:40,746 --> 00:04:42,281 (BELL DINGS) 99 00:04:55,427 --> 00:04:59,428 MALE NARRATOR (OVER EARBUDS): So, you want to slap your boss. 100 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,363 You're not alone. 101 00:05:01,365 --> 00:05:04,033 We all have stress triggers. 102 00:05:04,035 --> 00:05:08,038 People who are vampires, bloodsuckers, 103 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,874 - just plain evil. - (MOUTHING): Evil. 104 00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:12,208 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 105 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:13,813 AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Jordan Sanders calling. 106 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,314 Jordan Sanders calling. 107 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,718 Jordan Sanders calling. 108 00:05:21,319 --> 00:05:23,285 - Jordan Sanders calling. - Oh, shit. 109 00:05:23,287 --> 00:05:24,420 Hello? 110 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:25,389 Are you awake? 111 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,322 Yeah, I-I'm awake. I was just meditating. 112 00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:29,324 Wake up! Be awake when I call. 113 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:30,759 APRIL: But... (STAMMERS) 114 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,127 I don't know when you're gonna call, 115 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:33,697 so when would I sleep? 116 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:35,264 When I'm not calling. 117 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:38,935 (VOICE BREAKING): April, listen to me. 118 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:40,672 I'm sad this morning. 119 00:05:41,939 --> 00:05:43,939 (FEIGNING SYMPATHY): Oh, why? 120 00:05:43,941 --> 00:05:46,242 I have asked you a thousand times 121 00:05:46,244 --> 00:05:48,177 to have my housekeeper, Elaine... 122 00:05:48,179 --> 00:05:50,780 Linda is her name. Linda. 123 00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:53,783 ...put my slippers 53 centimeters away from the bed 124 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:56,119 so when I hop out my feet can land on them. 125 00:05:56,121 --> 00:05:58,221 I mean, am I being unreasonable? 126 00:05:58,223 --> 00:06:00,456 (MOUTHING): Yes, bitch. 127 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,790 Is that too much to ask? 128 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:04,259 No, it's not unreasonable at all. 129 00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:05,995 Damn right, it's not too much. 130 00:06:05,997 --> 00:06:08,100 I can't be any kinder to you, April. 131 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:10,800 Why are you not at work? 132 00:06:10,802 --> 00:06:12,836 I don't need a stay-at-home assistant. 133 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:14,069 I'm on my way. 134 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:15,437 - I'm on my way right now. - Go! 135 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:17,740 ♪ You're so damn electro-cute ♪ 136 00:06:17,742 --> 00:06:19,274 - ♪ All right ♪ - ♪ You know you got that juice ♪ 137 00:06:19,276 --> 00:06:21,410 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ You know you got that juice ♪ 138 00:06:21,412 --> 00:06:23,045 - ♪ You know you got that juice ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 139 00:06:23,047 --> 00:06:25,014 ♪ Now squeeze all that passion fruit ♪ 140 00:06:25,016 --> 00:06:27,783 - ♪ Squeeze ♪ - ♪ Ain't no one fresher than you ♪ 141 00:06:27,785 --> 00:06:29,418 ♪ Ain't no one fresher than you ♪ 142 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,321 ♪ And if they try to break you, you say ♪ 143 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:33,857 - ♪ Down, dog ♪ - ♪ Don't think about it ♪ 144 00:06:33,859 --> 00:06:36,091 - Keep your eye on the penny. - ♪ I got the juice. ♪ 145 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:39,129 - Hey, Tony. - Hey, April. 146 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:40,530 Can I get a raspberry jelly, and... 147 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:42,499 you can just put a line of sprinkles out, 148 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:43,766 and I'll snort 'em. 149 00:06:43,768 --> 00:06:45,300 (CHUCKLES) 150 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,536 Take it the boss lady's on the warpath this morning. 151 00:06:47,538 --> 00:06:50,072 - Every morning. - (CHUCKLES) 152 00:06:50,074 --> 00:06:51,206 - Focus. - (CHUCKLING): All right. 153 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:52,442 Oh, Stevie didn't go to school today? 154 00:06:52,444 --> 00:06:54,110 Yeah, I gave her the day off. 155 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:55,377 Those bullies just won't let up. 156 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:57,146 I can relate. 157 00:06:57,148 --> 00:06:58,314 Hey, April. 158 00:06:58,316 --> 00:07:00,550 - Hey. - Want to see a magic trick? 159 00:07:00,552 --> 00:07:03,252 - Yes. - I'm gonna take this penny 160 00:07:03,254 --> 00:07:05,555 and turn it into a quarter. 161 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:07,023 Can you get my paycheck next? 162 00:07:07,025 --> 00:07:08,023 (APRIL CHUCKLES) 163 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:09,295 STEVIE: Ah, Jesus. 164 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:14,531 - Ta-da! - (APRIL LAUGHS) 165 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:16,899 Wow. That was... magical. 166 00:07:16,901 --> 00:07:19,401 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Thank you. 167 00:07:19,403 --> 00:07:21,971 It's like she senses my happiness. 168 00:07:21,973 --> 00:07:23,572 Yes, Jordan? 169 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:25,274 Did you call Amex and schedule my call? 170 00:07:25,276 --> 00:07:27,045 I need to have it... 171 00:07:32,216 --> 00:07:33,983 HomeGirl, end call. 172 00:07:33,985 --> 00:07:36,054 HOMEGIRL: Mm-hmm. I got you. 173 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:57,607 Good morning, Trevor. Oh, good morning, Jordan. 174 00:07:57,609 --> 00:07:59,274 What are you still doing here? 175 00:07:59,276 --> 00:08:01,476 I overslept. Forgive me. 176 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:02,946 You always have an excuse. 177 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:05,014 Why you always got your guard up, huh? 178 00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:06,048 Have I ever hurt you? 179 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,117 No, you haven't, because my guard is always up. 180 00:08:08,119 --> 00:08:10,319 - Why do we have this discussion back and forth? - Wh... (SCOFFS) 181 00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:11,987 I should've known what you was about. 182 00:08:11,989 --> 00:08:15,391 You got my name as "D Boy" in your contacts. 183 00:08:15,393 --> 00:08:17,396 Yes, I saw that. 184 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:21,331 "D" is... 185 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,365 it's-it's DeAndre, which is French for Trevor. 186 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,334 - What? - You know what? I don't have to explain myself. 187 00:08:25,336 --> 00:08:27,035 - Jordan, come on. - Why were you going through 188 00:08:27,037 --> 00:08:28,637 - my contacts in the first place? - Come on, Jordan. 189 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:30,139 - (STAMMERS) DeAndre? - You have to go. 190 00:08:30,141 --> 00:08:31,507 - No, no, no. - Oh, my... 191 00:08:31,509 --> 00:08:33,308 - Are you serious right now? - I'm not go... 192 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,878 What? You strong, ain't you? 193 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,479 Come on, Jordan. I'm just trying to get you 194 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,980 to open up to me, all right? 195 00:08:37,982 --> 00:08:39,581 - Come on. - I have a company to run. 196 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:42,150 You-you can run me. Come on, you know how we do. Come on. 197 00:08:42,152 --> 00:08:43,887 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - You get it. You know. - Mm... 198 00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:45,520 ♪ I'm trying to put you ♪ 199 00:08:45,522 --> 00:08:48,023 - ♪ To bed, bed, bed ♪ - (SNAPS FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY) 200 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:50,058 ♪ I'm trying to put you to bed ♪ 201 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,195 Yeah. ♪ Bed, bed. ♪ 202 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:54,230 - Give it to me now. Come on. - No, no. 203 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,465 - No. - Wow. 204 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:58,134 - (TREVOR SIGHS) - Oh, wait, I need my key back. 205 00:08:58,136 --> 00:08:59,568 - What? Huh? I can't... - That-that was for one night. 206 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:01,070 I can't hear... I can't hear you. What...? 207 00:09:01,072 --> 00:09:02,605 - D Boy! - What you saying? What? What? 208 00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:07,110 Did you have to do all that sex stuff in front of my child? 209 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:09,012 Oh, please, he just popped out of you. 210 00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:11,246 I am sure he knows the territory down there. 211 00:09:11,248 --> 00:09:12,615 She's four. 212 00:09:12,617 --> 00:09:15,551 Oh. He's transitioning. 213 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:17,452 Well, good luck, little fella. 214 00:09:17,454 --> 00:09:19,121 I like you. 215 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,523 Now, your mama's a different story. 216 00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:23,692 (MUTTERING) 217 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,461 If you need a drink, come over here, little man. 218 00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:27,031 - I got you. - (DOOR CLOSES) 219 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:32,501 HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed." 220 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:36,438 HOMEGIRL: You removed all love songs from your playlist. 221 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,308 Right. No softening. 222 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:40,976 HOMEGIRL: I tried to tell you. 223 00:09:40,978 --> 00:09:43,012 HomeGirl is playing your jam. 224 00:09:43,014 --> 00:09:45,114 ("MONEY" BY LEIKELI47 PLAYING) 225 00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:47,951 ♪ Talking, always talking ♪ 226 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:50,352 ♪ That's your problem, you always talking ♪ 227 00:09:50,354 --> 00:09:52,688 ♪ Rock star mixed with a ghetto chick ♪ 228 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:55,357 ♪ Try me? I wish, I wish you would ♪ 229 00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:57,527 ♪ Hol' up, who gon' hold us? ♪ 230 00:09:57,529 --> 00:10:00,263 - ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ - ♪ Huh ♪ 231 00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:01,998 ♪ Not the cemetery or the penitentiary ♪ 232 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,267 ♪ Damn my contemporaries, I'm too legendary ♪ 233 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:06,034 ♪ It's so money ♪ 234 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:09,004 - ♪ I got money ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 235 00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:11,341 ♪ Money, I got money ♪ 236 00:10:11,343 --> 00:10:14,110 - (SIGHS) Perfect. - ♪ Ooh ♪ 237 00:10:14,112 --> 00:10:16,745 ♪ Right now I'm chasing yen in Dover Street again ♪ 238 00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,981 ♪ I'm introverted, I'm not open to new friends... ♪ 239 00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:20,082 Excuse me. 240 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:21,451 - (BOY GRUNTS) - (THUD) 241 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,719 (WOMAN GROANS) 242 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:25,254 ♪ And look like money ♪ 243 00:10:25,256 --> 00:10:26,592 (MAN GASPS) 244 00:10:27,992 --> 00:10:29,160 ♪ Money ♪ 245 00:10:30,328 --> 00:10:32,662 Back. The usual. 246 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:35,367 - ♪ Money. ♪ - (OTHERS MURMURING QUIETLY) 247 00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:38,600 Thank you. 248 00:10:38,602 --> 00:10:40,602 And don't hate the player, y'all. 249 00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,605 Hate your little broke-ass game. 250 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:45,341 Have a cheap day. 251 00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:47,143 Oh, good morning, ma'am. 252 00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:48,677 How would you know? 253 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,712 - (CAMERAS CLICKING) - (JORDAN GASPING) 254 00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:52,517 (CUP SHATTERS) 255 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:58,287 - (ALARM WHOOPING) - Whoa! - Whoa. 256 00:10:58,289 --> 00:11:00,155 Beat it, boys! This ain't the hood! 257 00:11:00,157 --> 00:11:01,192 (ALARM STOPS) 258 00:11:02,493 --> 00:11:04,495 (GASPING) 259 00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:09,599 - Vince, you read my lips. - Okay. 260 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,134 If you see Lil Weezy 261 00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:13,336 or any other delinquents near my baby again, 262 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:16,672 you better body-slam 'em, or I'm gonna body-slam you! 263 00:11:16,674 --> 00:11:18,673 Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. 264 00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:20,243 And then I'm gonna get you fired! 265 00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:21,510 Yes, ma'am. 266 00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,312 I-I would hate for that day to come. 267 00:11:23,314 --> 00:11:25,284 (ENGINE REVVING) 268 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,321 (TIRES SQUEALING, HORNS HONKING) 269 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:33,559 (CHUCKLES, SNORTS) 270 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,259 APRIL (OVER PHONE): Hey, Jordan. 271 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,327 Did my new seat cushions arrive yet? 272 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:41,129 Mm, not yet. 273 00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,267 Clearly, you don't care if my ass is in pain. 274 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:45,100 Of course I care about your ass. 275 00:11:45,102 --> 00:11:46,836 You wouldn't happen to be shoving a doughnut 276 00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:48,236 into your face, would you? 277 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,438 - Good-bye. - Huh? 278 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,640 Oh! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 279 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:53,475 - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - So sorry. 280 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:55,378 - April, I am so sorry. - No, it's my fault. 281 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,113 I'm sorry. How's your... Is your doughnut okay? 282 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:58,548 Oh, it-it'll survive. 283 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:00,182 (CHUCKLING): All right. 284 00:12:00,184 --> 00:12:03,619 I got... I got your sugar all over me. (CHUCKLES) 285 00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:05,455 Wow, that looks so good on you. 286 00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:06,590 - Huh? - Huh? 287 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,458 - I-I thought you said something. - No, uh... (LAUGHS) 288 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,293 So, wait... so are... Wait, are you gonna do... 289 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,096 gonna pitch your idea to Jordan today? 290 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:15,530 - Yeah. Today is the day. - Yeah? Yeah! 291 00:12:15,532 --> 00:12:17,767 But tomorrow's also good, too, I heard. 292 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,235 No, no, wait, you... 293 00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:20,702 April, you've been saying "tomorrow" 294 00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:22,337 for, like, months now. 295 00:12:22,339 --> 00:12:24,539 DiscoverEyes is great. 296 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:25,841 Yeah, you got to go for it. 297 00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:27,777 Hey. 298 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:30,145 You got this. 299 00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:31,547 - Okay. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 300 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,749 - You got this. - Yeah. (LAUGHS) 301 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,817 - Oh, wait, that's a step. - I got it. I'm good. 302 00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:37,256 (LAUGHS) 303 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:42,658 And you can get this. 304 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,494 - I'm sorry, you say something? - Huh? No, no, no. 305 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:45,695 Jordan, Jordan, yeah, you can... 306 00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:48,167 you can get the product, the apps... 307 00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:54,473 (COFFEE MAKER HUMMING) 308 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,282 APRIL: Mm! 309 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,220 Not gonna catch me slippin'. 310 00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:12,187 Mr. Connor. 311 00:13:12,189 --> 00:13:13,623 May I help you? 312 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,561 I am waiting on Jordan. 313 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:18,628 Oh, well, um... 314 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,230 would you like to wait in our lovely lobby? 315 00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:24,833 Nope. She's fine with me chilling in here. 316 00:13:24,835 --> 00:13:26,903 - Um... - Cool, cool. 317 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,370 Oh. 318 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,672 Uh, of course. 319 00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:31,340 She is gonna love that you're sitting 320 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,176 at her desk with your feet up. 321 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,612 I'm just gonna go get her. 322 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,183 She's here! Take cover, everyone! 323 00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:43,552 - (FRANTIC CHATTER) - I've gotta be at my desk! 324 00:13:43,554 --> 00:13:45,721 - MAN: Hurry, hurry! - (EXHALES) I'm sorry. 325 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:48,160 - Yes, you are. - Good morning. 326 00:13:49,526 --> 00:13:50,927 APRIL: Okay. 327 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,861 - So, Connor... - Shh! 328 00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:55,565 - (LAUGHTER OUTSIDE) - WOMAN: How did you do that? 329 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,202 STEVIE: Thank you. 330 00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,672 Why are y'all out here congregating 331 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:04,506 like you were in a yard? 332 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:05,707 - Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. - (OTHERS MURMURING) 333 00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:08,577 That's not what I'm paying you for. 334 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:12,184 Can I interest you in some magic? 335 00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:17,519 There is no such thing as magic. 336 00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:19,488 Well, what about Black Girl Magic? 337 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:22,557 You're a black girl fire hazard. 338 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,195 Now, go and disappear. 339 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,431 STEVIE: What? (SIGHS) 340 00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:31,933 Happy birthday! 341 00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:33,735 Call the city and get JS Innovations off 342 00:14:33,737 --> 00:14:36,972 - that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route. - Grab the cake! 343 00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:39,575 - Of course. Immediate... - (YELLS) 344 00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,009 Who did this? 345 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:44,779 I told you guys no carbs around me! 346 00:14:44,781 --> 00:14:47,582 Oh, uh... 347 00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:49,018 Um... 348 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,586 (JORDAN SIGHS) 349 00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:54,322 Your biggest client is in your office. 350 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,261 Connor? 351 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:00,462 How did he get up there, April? 352 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:04,267 You know you're not supposed to speak directly to him. 353 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,501 I didn't. I... He was already there when I got there, 354 00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:08,839 and I-I tried to tell him it's... 355 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,278 Shh. 356 00:15:15,346 --> 00:15:16,778 There she is. 357 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,346 Connor the Incredible. 358 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:20,649 What a pleasant surprise. 359 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,519 Please, stay seated with your feet on my desk. 360 00:15:24,521 --> 00:15:26,989 It's... actually fine. 361 00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:28,591 They got to be on the desk. 362 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:31,527 Up top! 363 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,727 (EXHALES) 364 00:15:32,729 --> 00:15:34,697 Well, what can I do for you? 365 00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,932 I am bouncing to another firm. 366 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,668 What? 367 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,436 No. No. 368 00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,937 Connor, you can't jump. You're my biggest client. 369 00:15:42,939 --> 00:15:45,573 That's why I wanted to give you the heads-up in person. 370 00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:47,375 Wait a minute. Where is this coming from? 371 00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:51,379 We just want a fresh voice to bring in new tech ideas. 372 00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:54,783 Listen, my next product, it-it's still in beta testing, 373 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:57,586 but I promise you, HomeGirl, it's gonna be big. 374 00:15:57,588 --> 00:15:59,422 It's-it's more than a virtual assistant. 375 00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:02,725 It is a virtual assistant if she were your homegirl. 376 00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:04,460 It's just not for us. 377 00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:05,860 All right. 378 00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,730 Story time, JoJo. 379 00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:09,331 Oh, not again. 380 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:13,436 When I was a kid, I lived a hard-knock life. 381 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,870 - Mm-hmm. - Anyway, 382 00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:16,605 I started getting into tech, 383 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:19,708 and one day, I had to come to my dad 384 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:23,712 and ask for a $10 million loan to start my company. 385 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,514 And he's like, "What? 386 00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:27,883 "When you start a company, you don't get ten million. 387 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,585 I'll give you five million." 388 00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:32,120 - And that hurt. - Wow. 389 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,755 'Cause I was expecting ten. 390 00:16:33,757 --> 00:16:35,725 I had budgeted for ten million. 391 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:37,493 Mm. 392 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,762 So I go to Grandmother and Grandfather. 393 00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:41,596 And I'm like, "Can you invest more millions 394 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:43,432 of dollars in my company?" 395 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,868 My grandfather's like, "Well, I don't know what this is." 396 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,470 - No. - That was hard, 397 00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:49,605 but he gave it to me. And then, finally, 398 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:52,607 I sell the company for $400 million. 399 00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:54,610 So, that's my struggle. 400 00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,678 That's how I came up. 401 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,846 I felt that. I do. 402 00:16:57,848 --> 00:16:59,615 I mean, you could give me a chance 403 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:02,384 like Grandmother and Grandfather gave you, 404 00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:04,753 and just... just... 405 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,556 take that leap of faith and-and-and-and-and-and-and... 406 00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:09,090 and-and-and-and-and-and-and... 407 00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:11,693 - and... and... - Look, JoJo, okay. 408 00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:14,130 I'm meeting with another firm to talk about 409 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,030 new gaming app ideas on Friday. 410 00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:18,433 - I'm sowwy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 411 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,736 Connor, please just give me a chance 412 00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,904 before you make any rash moves. 413 00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:24,874 (GROANING SIGH) 414 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,674 All right, fine. 415 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,978 48 hours. Cool? 416 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,645 - Yes. I will take it. - (PATS BACK) 417 00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:31,980 Thank you. 418 00:17:31,982 --> 00:17:35,851 And I promise fresh voices coming at you. 419 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:38,019 Also, you... do you know you have, like, 420 00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:41,190 three dinner napkins on your back? 421 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,192 I didn't know if that was a choice 422 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:45,126 or if you leaned on something or... 423 00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:47,896 No, it's fashion. It's fashion. It's... 424 00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:50,633 - Oh. You got one shot, JoJo. - It's fashion. 425 00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,434 Don't blow it. 426 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,737 - (MURMURING) - All right, people. 427 00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,605 - (MURMURING QUIETS) - Settle down. 428 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,807 (CLEARS THROAT) 429 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,107 Oh. 430 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,643 Apparently, it's lunch, 431 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:03,211 since Scott wants to eat during our meeting. 432 00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:04,915 Okay. 433 00:18:06,951 --> 00:18:08,920 (PRESTON GROANS QUIETLY) 434 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,057 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 435 00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,758 There you go. 436 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,559 Take a bite. 437 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:18,796 (CHUCKLES) 438 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,797 We don't have all day, Scott. 439 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,402 Eat. 440 00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:30,538 Yummy. 441 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,874 Anybody else hungry? 442 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,241 PRESTON: No. I just had salad. 443 00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:36,077 - Mm, I'm fasting. - JORDAN: All right. 444 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:38,146 Connor wants a new gaming app, 445 00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:40,516 the best thing we've ever come up with, 446 00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,116 and we're gonna give it to him. 447 00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:44,886 It needs to be big. 448 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:46,888 - It needs to make noise. - PRESTON: But when you say 449 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,857 "make noise," do you mean, like, literally make noise, 450 00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,992 like the app makes noise, or is it just a... 451 00:18:50,994 --> 00:18:52,961 Okay. 452 00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,497 I-I get it. 453 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,131 I know that face. 454 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,901 We've got 48 hours to save our asses. 455 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,836 So let's go. 456 00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:02,872 - (WHISPERS): Go. - JORDAN: Impress me, people. 457 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:06,842 Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder, 458 00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:10,179 uh, but instead of matching people for dates, 459 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,914 you match with people for dating advice, 460 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:16,852 uh, and then analyze why all your dates went bad. 461 00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:21,155 So, like Tinder but sad. 462 00:19:21,157 --> 00:19:24,559 Like how your parents felt the day you were born. 463 00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:27,028 - (WHIMPERING): Oh. Okay. - Next. 464 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:32,634 Um, a crossword puzzle app for news junkies. 465 00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:37,105 So, like a crossword puzzle that makes you angry. 466 00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:39,909 - No... - Exactly how I'm feeling 467 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:42,644 - right now when you come up... - (EMPLOYEES GASPING) 468 00:19:42,646 --> 00:19:44,613 - WOMAN: Ow! - ...with those ding-dong, 469 00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:47,215 - ding-dong, bad ideas! - (GROANING) 470 00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:49,218 (HIGH-PITCHED): I think I have a pretty interesting idea. 471 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,886 (NORMAL VOICE): What? You do, April? 472 00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,689 I don't even sound like that. 473 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,990 What's going on? 474 00:19:55,992 --> 00:19:58,594 - Nothing. - What? 475 00:19:58,596 --> 00:19:59,827 I didn't say anything. 476 00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,329 Somebody said something. 477 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:04,599 (SCOFFS) Uh, y'all... y'all need to be quiet. 478 00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:07,036 - We having a meeting up here about important stuff. - Shh. 479 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,570 PRESTON: Sorry about that. 480 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,272 So, you have nothing? You have nothing? 481 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:13,142 Wow. 482 00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,343 Nothing. 483 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,045 She didn't say anything. 484 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,880 He thought he heard something. 485 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:20,115 Y'all ain't said nothing. 486 00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:23,618 Connor is out the door unless we crack this. 487 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,721 And in case I wasn't clear, 488 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,527 if Connor is out the door, all of you are out. 489 00:20:29,659 --> 00:20:31,093 Bye-bye, health care. 490 00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,295 Which you know you need. 491 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,364 Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table. 492 00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:37,268 Bye-bye, ergonomic chair, 493 00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:40,769 - which... - Sorry. Dang. 494 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,575 (MUFFLED WHIMPERING) 495 00:20:45,342 --> 00:20:49,278 You better stop quivering that lip. 496 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,980 - You better not cry. - (WHISPERS): Stop, girl. 497 00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:53,218 - Stop crying. - This isn't about you, Melissa. 498 00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:58,290 Are there no more ideas? 499 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,724 Fine. 500 00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:07,261 Once again, I will have to figure it out myself. 501 00:21:07,263 --> 00:21:09,131 - Go. Go! - (EMPLOYEES GASP) 502 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:12,737 - I can't look at you anymore. - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) 503 00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:17,075 I have an idea for a new app? 504 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,875 Are you asking me or telling me? 505 00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:22,377 I'm telling you. 506 00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:25,647 I'm telling you that I have an idea for a new app. 507 00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:27,348 It's called DiscoverEyes, and I... 508 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:30,219 No. I don't take pitches from assistants. 509 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,823 It's just... 510 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,923 I've been here for three years, 511 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:36,759 and you promised room for growth and... 512 00:21:36,761 --> 00:21:38,259 So I owe you a promotion? 513 00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:40,028 No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. 514 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,297 I... I know this is a terrible time, 515 00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:44,666 but I-I really think I could help this company 516 00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:46,934 if you just gave me a chance like... 517 00:21:46,936 --> 00:21:48,336 someone gave you a chance. 518 00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:50,806 Let me explain something to you, Miss April. 519 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:52,340 Nobody gave me anything. 520 00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:55,044 I saw an opportunity, I took it, and I ran with it. 521 00:21:55,046 --> 00:21:57,179 And you know what? I'm still running. 522 00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:59,248 Every single day. 523 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,950 You know how many times I had to pitch my first idea 524 00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:04,318 before I sold it? Seventeen. 525 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,123 And I sure as hell didn't take no for an answer. 526 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,128 - Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch? - No. 527 00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:16,765 You know what it is? I'm a taker. 528 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,133 You're not. 529 00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:20,134 So just concentrate on being my assistant 530 00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:22,304 and try being good at that first. 531 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,373 You can't talk to April that way. 532 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,741 Who let the fire hazard in here? 533 00:22:26,743 --> 00:22:28,410 She's just making deliveries. 534 00:22:28,412 --> 00:22:29,912 Come on, Stevie, let's go. 535 00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:31,713 Were you always this way? 536 00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:34,450 - Was I always what way? - Mean. 537 00:22:34,452 --> 00:22:37,786 No. Actually, I used to be just like you when I was little. 538 00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:40,221 And you know what? People treated me like crap. 539 00:22:40,223 --> 00:22:41,490 Then what happened? 540 00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:44,393 I got big, and I got rich. 541 00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:46,929 So, now who gonna check me, boo? 542 00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:49,097 Well... well... 543 00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:51,799 (MOCKING): "Well... well..." 544 00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:54,135 Well, you ain't ready to play with the grown-ups, 545 00:22:54,137 --> 00:22:56,404 so go ahead with your little self. 546 00:22:56,406 --> 00:22:58,473 I wish you were my age. 547 00:22:58,475 --> 00:23:00,776 Then I'd check you. 548 00:23:00,778 --> 00:23:04,046 Everybody who you're awful to would check you, too, boo. 549 00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:06,984 Well, I wish your little cartoon dog would bite you. 550 00:23:09,185 --> 00:23:13,888 I wish you were little. 551 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:15,893 (BELLS CHIMING) 552 00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:23,233 What was that? 553 00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:25,433 What was what? 554 00:23:25,435 --> 00:23:27,435 What was...? (PANTING) 555 00:23:27,437 --> 00:23:29,403 Get out. Get out. 556 00:23:29,405 --> 00:23:33,107 Get that little chocolate Hogwart out! 557 00:23:33,109 --> 00:23:35,076 Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look so good. 558 00:23:35,078 --> 00:23:37,147 No, you don't look good. 559 00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:40,851 No, you don't look good. 560 00:23:42,552 --> 00:23:44,920 That's what happens when people don't eat carbs. 561 00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:46,922 They start seeing Satan. 562 00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:48,156 - Move! - (GASPING) 563 00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,490 - Go back to work! - Yep. 564 00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:52,461 Work! Work! 565 00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:54,398 ♪ ♪ 566 00:24:01,038 --> 00:24:02,503 (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) 567 00:24:02,505 --> 00:24:04,138 HOMEGIRL: Morning inspiration. 568 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:07,342 It is better to have money and be brokenhearted 569 00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:09,344 than be broke and brokenhearted. 570 00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:12,181 Let's wake up and get this money. 571 00:24:12,183 --> 00:24:13,751 (YAWNS) 572 00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:18,322 Come on. (SIGHS) 573 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:26,197 (GROANS) I need coffee. 574 00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:31,432 I told you watch it. 575 00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:33,868 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 576 00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:34,970 (LAUGHS) 577 00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:37,372 (GASPS) I swear to God, 578 00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:41,309 when I see you again, I will whup your butt! 579 00:24:41,311 --> 00:24:43,010 (GROANS) I'm not the one. 580 00:24:43,012 --> 00:24:44,948 - What was that about? - Beats me. 581 00:24:47,617 --> 00:24:48,951 The usual. 582 00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:50,484 What's your usual? 583 00:24:50,486 --> 00:24:52,823 (SCOFFS) You playing with me, right? 584 00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:55,259 (SIGHS) 585 00:24:56,426 --> 00:24:57,625 Here. 586 00:24:57,627 --> 00:24:59,396 Does that help you remember? 587 00:25:00,931 --> 00:25:02,396 Triple espresso with foam! 588 00:25:02,398 --> 00:25:05,299 You know, too much caffeine stunts your growth. 589 00:25:05,301 --> 00:25:07,001 - First of all, shut up. - (MURMURING) 590 00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:10,105 And second of all, does all this body 591 00:25:10,107 --> 00:25:11,940 look like my growth has been stunted? 592 00:25:11,942 --> 00:25:13,307 Depends. How old are you? 593 00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:14,876 Thirty-eight. 594 00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:17,078 (LAUGHING): Well, then yes. Yes, it does. 595 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,283 (LIGHT LAUGHTER) 596 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:25,490 What the...? 597 00:25:28,392 --> 00:25:30,259 Oh, my God. 598 00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:32,363 I need to go to the hospital. 599 00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,698 (LAUGHTER) 600 00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:41,505 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 601 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:46,474 - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Security! 602 00:25:46,476 --> 00:25:48,009 Homeless kid is trying to carjack! 603 00:25:48,011 --> 00:25:49,144 Who's missing a bag? 604 00:25:49,146 --> 00:25:51,413 No! Back off! 605 00:25:51,415 --> 00:25:52,980 No one is touching this bag! 606 00:25:52,982 --> 00:25:54,982 (GROANS) 607 00:25:54,984 --> 00:25:57,419 - (YELPS) - Step away from the car. 608 00:25:57,421 --> 00:25:59,253 It's me, Jordan. This is my car. 609 00:25:59,255 --> 00:26:01,022 I'm not losing my job over this! 610 00:26:01,024 --> 00:26:03,227 (SCREAMING) 611 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:07,498 - (GRUNTS) - Ha! 612 00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:13,271 - (JORDAN SCREAMS) - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 613 00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:17,005 (GRUNTS) 614 00:26:17,007 --> 00:26:18,105 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 615 00:26:18,107 --> 00:26:20,107 Hey, little girl. 616 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,509 Who are your parents? 617 00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:24,346 Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom. 618 00:26:24,348 --> 00:26:27,649 Uh-uh. Jordan doesn't have a child. 619 00:26:27,651 --> 00:26:29,718 Well, she keeps me hidden. 620 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,087 Just, please don't tell anyone you saw me. 621 00:26:33,089 --> 00:26:34,588 You poor child. That woman is even 622 00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:35,993 more horrible than I thought. 623 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:39,528 She is not horrible. 624 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:41,529 She just has a very demanding lifestyle 625 00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:44,368 that might be giving her a nervous breakdown. 626 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:47,234 Hello? 627 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:49,072 Hello, Child Services? 628 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:53,141 Stop. 629 00:26:53,143 --> 00:26:55,009 Stop talking like that. 630 00:26:55,011 --> 00:26:57,682 How do you know what I'm gonna s... 631 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:02,616 ...say? 632 00:27:02,618 --> 00:27:04,121 (GASPS) 633 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:08,289 Where are my natural teardrop boobs? 634 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:11,359 I paid 15 Gs for those things. 635 00:27:11,361 --> 00:27:13,997 Why?! Why did you change?! 636 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,069 This can't be happening. 637 00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:43,093 (BLOWS) 638 00:27:44,728 --> 00:27:46,364 (SIGHS) 639 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,200 Okay. 640 00:28:08,184 --> 00:28:09,617 No. 641 00:28:09,619 --> 00:28:11,321 Not this girl. 642 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:15,057 Jordan, it's me. 643 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:17,159 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (SIGHS) 644 00:28:17,161 --> 00:28:20,030 I got all 15 of your messages. 645 00:28:25,435 --> 00:28:27,368 Oh, aren't you cute. 646 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:29,203 (CHUCKLES) Are you related to Jordan? 647 00:28:29,205 --> 00:28:31,141 So you see her, too? 648 00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:34,709 See who? 649 00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:35,646 The little girl. 650 00:28:37,414 --> 00:28:39,413 Where's Jordan? 651 00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:41,348 Jordan? 652 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:43,021 Do you really want to know? 653 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,519 Yeah. 654 00:28:45,521 --> 00:28:48,158 (WHISPERS): She's inside me. 655 00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:51,292 (WHISPERS): So you ate her? 656 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:53,595 Is that what happened? 657 00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:56,163 Did you cook her in your little Easy-Bake Oven? 658 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,566 (LAUGHS) 659 00:28:57,568 --> 00:28:59,503 Jordan, hey, I'm here. 660 00:29:00,636 --> 00:29:02,436 Where are you? 661 00:29:02,438 --> 00:29:04,705 I got your dry cleaning. 662 00:29:04,707 --> 00:29:06,374 (SCOFFS) 663 00:29:06,376 --> 00:29:08,279 Did not pay me to babysit. 664 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:11,314 I'm just gonna call her. 665 00:29:12,816 --> 00:29:14,719 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 666 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:20,689 She would never give her phone to a child. 667 00:29:20,691 --> 00:29:23,224 Got that right. 668 00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:26,260 I don't know what you did or how you did it, 669 00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:27,895 but you did something to Jordan, 670 00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:30,397 you crazy little Chucky doll. I'm calling the cops. 671 00:29:30,399 --> 00:29:32,500 Um, you had a strawberry doughnut stain 672 00:29:32,502 --> 00:29:34,236 on your shirt yesterday. 673 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:36,203 What the hell? 674 00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:38,740 One night, we were brainstorming a dating app, 675 00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,575 and you were telling me the lamest story 676 00:29:40,577 --> 00:29:42,176 about how you lost your virginity 677 00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:44,278 in the back of your mom's Dodge Ram van. 678 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,213 But you told your college sweetheart 679 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:47,682 that he was your first. 680 00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:50,253 You lying thot. 681 00:29:51,621 --> 00:29:54,124 What in the black Jesus? 682 00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:01,529 This doesn't make any sense. 683 00:30:01,531 --> 00:30:03,265 You went to bed grown, and then you woke up... 684 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:04,432 Little. 685 00:30:04,434 --> 00:30:05,933 But that's for white people. 686 00:30:05,935 --> 00:30:07,536 'Cause black people don't have the time. 687 00:30:07,538 --> 00:30:09,804 - I know! - What happened? 688 00:30:09,806 --> 00:30:11,539 I can't even think of what could possibly have happened. 689 00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:13,708 No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean... 690 00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:16,478 how did you go from this to this? 691 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,515 That's... 692 00:30:19,715 --> 00:30:21,482 I have never seen a better glow-up. 693 00:30:21,484 --> 00:30:24,586 April, can you help me and figure this out? 694 00:30:24,588 --> 00:30:25,886 No, you're right. 695 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:27,489 I'm... sorry. 696 00:30:27,491 --> 00:30:29,723 Let me just focus. 697 00:30:29,725 --> 00:30:31,661 Think. 698 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,630 - I got it. - What? 699 00:30:35,632 --> 00:30:37,399 Gucci Mane. 700 00:30:37,401 --> 00:30:39,233 He's had a better glow-up than you. 701 00:30:39,235 --> 00:30:41,869 I mean, he's happy, he's healthy, got a six-pack. 702 00:30:41,871 --> 00:30:43,371 He has a really nice smile, 703 00:30:43,373 --> 00:30:44,905 and I don't know if those are veneers, 704 00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:46,840 - but people say we smile alike... - April! 705 00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:48,845 Can you help me? 706 00:30:50,347 --> 00:30:52,713 Mm-mm. I don't like that. 707 00:30:52,715 --> 00:30:56,483 - What? - I like kids to have old-school manners, so... 708 00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:59,386 I'm not a child. 709 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:01,591 - Mm... - Okay. 710 00:31:04,761 --> 00:31:07,295 (SIGHS) 711 00:31:07,297 --> 00:31:09,232 Please help me. 712 00:31:10,867 --> 00:31:13,367 "Please help me... 713 00:31:13,369 --> 00:31:15,369 Miss April, ma'am." 714 00:31:15,371 --> 00:31:16,904 Are you kidding me? 715 00:31:16,906 --> 00:31:18,472 No. 716 00:31:18,474 --> 00:31:19,941 (JORDAN SIGHS) 717 00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:22,978 Please help me... 718 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,882 Miss April, ma'am. 719 00:31:26,383 --> 00:31:29,451 Okay, child. 720 00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:32,621 Okay, um, well, try Benjamin Button syndrome. 721 00:31:32,623 --> 00:31:34,422 No. That's when you're born old, 722 00:31:34,424 --> 00:31:36,790 and then you age backwards until you're a baby again. 723 00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:38,526 Oh, well, my bad. 724 00:31:38,528 --> 00:31:40,795 I must have gotten my magical body curses mixed up! 725 00:31:40,797 --> 00:31:42,433 (JORDAN SIGHS) 726 00:31:45,668 --> 00:31:47,301 Wait a minute. 727 00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:48,970 - What? - That's it. 728 00:31:48,972 --> 00:31:51,306 That girl. 729 00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:53,842 The fire hazard from the doughnut truck. 730 00:31:53,844 --> 00:31:57,479 She was waving that dumb wand and wished I was little! 731 00:31:57,481 --> 00:31:59,314 Yeah, wishes don't come true. 732 00:31:59,316 --> 00:32:01,316 'Cause if they did, I'd be on maternity leave 733 00:32:01,318 --> 00:32:03,417 - with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now. - (JORDAN SIGHS) 734 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:05,553 Okay. So you're gonna go to the office, 735 00:32:05,555 --> 00:32:08,890 stop by the truck, kidnap her and bring her back to me, okay? 736 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:10,525 I have some duct tape. 737 00:32:10,527 --> 00:32:12,594 We'll just starve her until she reverses this. 738 00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:13,928 Yeah. 739 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:16,330 Okay, or we could just ask her 740 00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:18,732 to use her toy wand to make another wish, 741 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:20,801 'cause that's way less felony-ish. 742 00:32:20,803 --> 00:32:22,903 JORDAN: Just... 743 00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:24,405 - What are you doing? - What? 744 00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,340 I need a glass of rosé. 745 00:32:26,342 --> 00:32:28,343 It's too early for tequila shots. 746 00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:29,711 You're too young to drink. 747 00:32:29,713 --> 00:32:32,649 Relax. Just a couple of sips to take the edge off. 748 00:32:35,418 --> 00:32:37,419 "Female... 749 00:32:37,421 --> 00:32:40,788 Gary Coleman disease." 750 00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:42,723 He died? 751 00:32:42,725 --> 00:32:44,661 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 752 00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:48,630 Nosy neighbor. 753 00:32:48,632 --> 00:32:51,098 Swear to God, you're gonna learn today. 754 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,901 What?! 755 00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:54,536 Child Protective Services. 756 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:56,406 Are your parents or legal guardians home? 757 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:00,107 Oh, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 758 00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:02,042 April! 759 00:33:02,044 --> 00:33:03,747 (WHISPERS): Sorry. 760 00:33:08,351 --> 00:33:11,353 What you got there? Nice rosé? 761 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:13,755 So, who's in charge? 762 00:33:13,757 --> 00:33:14,823 BOTH: Me. 763 00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:17,759 I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders 764 00:33:17,761 --> 00:33:19,626 is listed as the owner of this apartment. 765 00:33:19,628 --> 00:33:21,863 Correct. Paid in full. 766 00:33:21,865 --> 00:33:23,565 Okurrr? (CHUCKLES) 767 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,001 You told me your name is Jordan Sanders. 768 00:33:26,636 --> 00:33:28,036 I did. 769 00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:31,772 Well, the, um... the other Jordan, the owner, 770 00:33:31,774 --> 00:33:34,375 he's, uh, my brother. 771 00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:36,443 Yeah. My-my dad. 772 00:33:36,445 --> 00:33:37,846 I'm a junior. 773 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,115 Yeah, 'cause women can be juniors, too. 774 00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:42,016 And where is your father now? 775 00:33:42,018 --> 00:33:43,550 JORDAN: Mm. 776 00:33:43,552 --> 00:33:45,452 My, um, father. 777 00:33:45,454 --> 00:33:46,855 That is a good question. 778 00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:48,757 - Auntie? - Mm-hmm. 779 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:50,892 Where's Daddy? 780 00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:55,130 (CHUCKLES): You know exactly where he is. 781 00:33:55,132 --> 00:33:57,531 - Um... - He's, um... 782 00:33:57,533 --> 00:33:59,901 - overseas. - Space. 783 00:33:59,903 --> 00:34:03,404 - Uh, in a space overseas. - JORDAN: Mm-hmm. 784 00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:04,838 Space Force. 785 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,075 Got it. And your mother is where? 786 00:34:07,077 --> 00:34:08,045 She's a crackhead. 787 00:34:09,479 --> 00:34:11,546 Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby. 788 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:13,180 It's so sad. 789 00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:16,017 That's why she's so hyper all the time. 790 00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:17,955 Oh, yeah. 791 00:34:20,156 --> 00:34:21,923 Yeah, okay, let me just document this. 792 00:34:21,925 --> 00:34:25,192 - Aunt and crack baby. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 793 00:34:25,194 --> 00:34:27,861 No, no, no, but this-this is, this is just temporary, 794 00:34:27,863 --> 00:34:30,799 because she's going back to her dad soon. 795 00:34:30,801 --> 00:34:32,500 Mm-hmm. Very soon. 796 00:34:32,502 --> 00:34:34,472 - Back where? - Home. 797 00:34:36,173 --> 00:34:38,876 In Hawaii with my brother. 798 00:34:41,611 --> 00:34:43,414 That's President Barack Obama. 799 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,582 Hmm. No, that's... my brother. 800 00:34:48,584 --> 00:34:51,919 (LAUGHS) Like, do they just think we all look alike? 801 00:34:51,921 --> 00:34:54,855 Same dog and everything. Okay, uh, and could you please 802 00:34:54,857 --> 00:34:56,591 tell me why you aren't in school today? 803 00:34:56,593 --> 00:34:58,792 - Hmm? - School? 804 00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:00,160 (SCOFFS) Girl, bye. 805 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:01,962 I haven't been to school in, like, years. 806 00:35:01,964 --> 00:35:03,497 No, that's not what she meant. 807 00:35:03,499 --> 00:35:05,033 That's not what you meant, right? 808 00:35:05,035 --> 00:35:06,767 JORDAN: Oh, yeah, that's not what I meant. 809 00:35:06,769 --> 00:35:08,035 - Mm. - Joking. 810 00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:09,904 Okay, good, because any parent or guardian 811 00:35:09,906 --> 00:35:11,973 of a child during the ages of mandatory attendance 812 00:35:11,975 --> 00:35:13,808 shall send such child to public school, 813 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,209 private school or a homeschooling program. 814 00:35:15,211 --> 00:35:16,845 Furthermore, any parent or guardian 815 00:35:16,847 --> 00:35:18,178 who violates this code section 816 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:21,015 shall be subject to fine, imprisonment, 817 00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:23,517 community service or any combination 818 00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:25,553 of such penalties as the court sees fit. 819 00:35:25,555 --> 00:35:27,020 Say what, now? 820 00:35:27,022 --> 00:35:29,256 "Say what, now" is enroll this child in school, 821 00:35:29,258 --> 00:35:30,892 or somebody is going to jail. 822 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:32,227 That's what now say what. 823 00:35:32,229 --> 00:35:34,964 By "somebody," do you mean... 824 00:35:35,932 --> 00:35:38,098 You. That would be you. 825 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,801 Now, the school district 826 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:42,002 which Jordan would be assigned to 827 00:35:42,004 --> 00:35:44,037 would be... ah... 828 00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:45,939 - Windsor Middle School. - Windsor? 829 00:35:45,941 --> 00:35:47,575 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, hell no. 830 00:35:47,577 --> 00:35:49,711 Yes. Hell yes! 831 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:51,745 (LAUGHS) We love that school. 832 00:35:51,747 --> 00:35:53,214 Enroll her there today, and I will be 833 00:35:53,216 --> 00:35:54,281 checking that you do so. 834 00:35:54,283 --> 00:35:55,649 No. 835 00:35:55,651 --> 00:35:57,185 (CLEARS THROAT) Look here, lady. 836 00:35:57,187 --> 00:35:59,953 I am a businesswoman, and I have a company to run. 837 00:35:59,955 --> 00:36:01,221 She sells Girl Scout Cookies. 838 00:36:01,223 --> 00:36:02,723 She just takes it really seriously. 839 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,857 - I'm like... - So I don't have time 840 00:36:03,859 --> 00:36:05,560 for Child Services, and I sure don't 841 00:36:05,562 --> 00:36:07,160 have time for school, okay? 842 00:36:07,162 --> 00:36:09,730 Let me be clear. I will have you in foster care 843 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:14,002 and your goofy aunt over here in jail if you don't. Okurrr? 844 00:36:14,004 --> 00:36:15,970 Yes. Okay. Yes. 845 00:36:15,972 --> 00:36:18,272 - No problem. - Excellent. 846 00:36:18,274 --> 00:36:20,308 Now, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna get 847 00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:24,078 - a video of you two together. - Are you gonna... post this? 848 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,116 And this apartment because... I like the evidence. 849 00:36:29,118 --> 00:36:30,551 I can't go to school. 850 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:32,020 I'm not going to jail. 851 00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:33,287 (SIGHS) 852 00:36:33,289 --> 00:36:35,689 I can't believe I have to say this. 853 00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:37,825 You're gonna have to be me in the office. 854 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:40,627 They're not gonna listen to me. I'm like the homey. 855 00:36:40,629 --> 00:36:43,096 You have to make them listen. 856 00:36:43,098 --> 00:36:45,600 I'll be on the phone in your ear, 857 00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:47,634 so don't say anything I don't tell you to say, 858 00:36:47,636 --> 00:36:49,703 don't do anything I don't tell you to do. 859 00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,605 So you're still in charge? 860 00:36:51,607 --> 00:36:53,640 Always. 861 00:36:53,642 --> 00:36:56,009 Just keep everyone focused on fresh ideas, 862 00:36:56,011 --> 00:36:58,582 or else the whole company is over. 863 00:36:59,982 --> 00:37:02,216 That just really makes me uncomfortable. 864 00:37:02,218 --> 00:37:05,919 Oh. But do you know what else is uncomfortable? 865 00:37:05,921 --> 00:37:07,921 Unemployment. 866 00:37:07,923 --> 00:37:09,659 Okay. 867 00:37:11,327 --> 00:37:14,162 I will agree to cover for you at the office 868 00:37:14,164 --> 00:37:19,232 if you agree to promote me to creative exec. 869 00:37:19,234 --> 00:37:21,736 What'd you just say? 870 00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:24,238 (QUIETLY): I said, um, 871 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,241 for you to promote me to creative exec. 872 00:37:27,243 --> 00:37:30,044 Well... 873 00:37:30,046 --> 00:37:32,212 look whose balls just dropped. 874 00:37:32,214 --> 00:37:34,048 I got to take what I want. 875 00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:36,720 - Isn't that what you said? - Maybe. 876 00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:39,690 So, deal? 877 00:37:42,993 --> 00:37:44,625 Deal. 878 00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:47,294 Yes! 879 00:37:47,296 --> 00:37:48,863 (JORDAN SIGHS) 880 00:37:48,865 --> 00:37:52,100 - Just... - You know, since I have to be you, 881 00:37:52,102 --> 00:37:53,667 I should probably dress the part 882 00:37:53,669 --> 00:37:55,736 and borrow some of your clothes. 883 00:37:55,738 --> 00:37:58,406 Your body can't fit into my clothes. 884 00:37:58,408 --> 00:38:00,408 This is squats. 885 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:02,410 This is Pilates. 886 00:38:02,412 --> 00:38:04,379 That body looks like BabyGap, 887 00:38:04,381 --> 00:38:06,046 Gymboree, 888 00:38:06,048 --> 00:38:07,784 OshKosh B'gosh to me. (CHUCKLES) 889 00:38:09,118 --> 00:38:10,988 (QUIETLY): Ooh, you get on my nerves. 890 00:38:13,022 --> 00:38:15,022 Fine. 891 00:38:15,024 --> 00:38:16,256 - Yes! - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 892 00:38:16,258 --> 00:38:17,892 This is ridiculous. 893 00:38:17,894 --> 00:38:19,227 Let me get this straight... 894 00:38:19,229 --> 00:38:21,729 you went to Target, and you got me this? 895 00:38:21,731 --> 00:38:24,232 "Tarjay." The overalls is what I got. 896 00:38:24,234 --> 00:38:26,433 The shirt is mine. 897 00:38:26,435 --> 00:38:29,937 - I look great. - (JORDAN SCOFFS) 898 00:38:29,939 --> 00:38:31,875 Looking like Cookie from "Empire." 899 00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:34,975 April. (CHUCKLES) 900 00:38:34,977 --> 00:38:37,712 - Uh, you know this kid? - APRIL: Oh, hey, Vince. 901 00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:40,915 You know how Jordan always asks me to do everything? 902 00:38:40,917 --> 00:38:42,984 - Yeah. - Uh, well, this is her niece. 903 00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:44,986 Yeah, I'm watching her while she's out of town. 904 00:38:44,988 --> 00:38:46,988 Oh. That-that explains it. 905 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,223 Yeah, we had a little confusion with her yester... Um... 906 00:38:50,225 --> 00:38:52,794 Uh, did-did you guys, uh, call Lyft? 907 00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:54,095 No. I got my keys. 908 00:38:54,097 --> 00:38:56,096 No, actually, Jordan left these for me. 909 00:38:56,098 --> 00:38:57,999 Yeah. It was part of our agreement. 910 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:00,033 I-I don't think Auntie said that. 911 00:39:00,035 --> 00:39:02,002 Now, stay out of grown folks' business. 912 00:39:02,004 --> 00:39:04,705 Let me just take... Give me the keys I let you play with. 913 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,240 (LAUGHING): She's so funny. 914 00:39:06,242 --> 00:39:08,042 - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Ah, here we go. 915 00:39:08,044 --> 00:39:09,946 (APRIL LAUGHING) 916 00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:13,050 (APRIL WHOOPS) 917 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,220 Okay, how do I close the doors? 918 00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:19,153 (BUTTON CLICKS, DOORS WHIR SHUT) 919 00:39:19,155 --> 00:39:22,256 (GASPS) Now, how do I start the car? 920 00:39:22,258 --> 00:39:24,825 Just put it in electric mode. 921 00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:27,294 - It's easier to... - (ENGINE REVS) 922 00:39:27,296 --> 00:39:29,196 - Whoa! Stop! April! - (TIRES SQUEAL) 923 00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:31,131 APRIL: Okay, I got it. I got it. 924 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:33,033 JORDAN: W-Watch it! Stop! 925 00:39:33,035 --> 00:39:35,368 What-what are you doing?! 926 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:38,339 Whoa! (SCREAMS) 927 00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:40,073 APRIL: Okay, I got it. I got it. 928 00:39:40,075 --> 00:39:41,843 - JORDAN: No, you don't. - Oh. No, I don't. 929 00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:44,048 APRIL: Oh, I got... okay, I got it now. 930 00:39:49,852 --> 00:39:52,386 I can't go in there. Mm-mm. 931 00:39:52,388 --> 00:39:54,455 You heard Agent Bea. 932 00:39:54,457 --> 00:39:57,261 If you're not registered today, I'm going to county. 933 00:39:58,361 --> 00:40:01,294 But this place, the memories. 934 00:40:01,296 --> 00:40:03,266 It was so hard for me. 935 00:40:05,033 --> 00:40:07,136 I never felt so small. 936 00:40:09,339 --> 00:40:13,040 I-I know this is hard for you, and I'm sorry, 937 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:14,808 but I'm not going to jail for you. 938 00:40:14,810 --> 00:40:17,111 You got to... you're going to school. 939 00:40:17,113 --> 00:40:18,479 If you think I'm listening to someone 940 00:40:18,481 --> 00:40:20,515 with such poor control over their edges as you, 941 00:40:20,517 --> 00:40:23,950 then, girl, you are severely mistaken. 942 00:40:23,952 --> 00:40:26,222 - Okay. That's it. - (JORDAN SIGHS) 943 00:40:30,392 --> 00:40:33,560 Listen, I'm the adult, and you're the child, 944 00:40:33,562 --> 00:40:36,096 so when I say something, you listen. 945 00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:38,232 (LAUGHS) Please. 946 00:40:38,234 --> 00:40:40,301 If you don't stop embarrassing me 947 00:40:40,303 --> 00:40:42,102 in front of these white people... 948 00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:43,470 Well, you're embarrassing yourself. 949 00:40:43,472 --> 00:40:45,007 You know what? 950 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:48,441 I'm sick of you. Say one more thing. 951 00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:50,211 - I dare you. - Fine. 952 00:40:50,213 --> 00:40:54,017 You're too fat for that skirt. 953 00:40:56,385 --> 00:40:58,819 You know what? 954 00:40:58,821 --> 00:41:01,421 If you want to take it there, we going old-school. 955 00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:02,957 (JORDAN GRUNTS) 956 00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:04,357 - What? - Oh. 957 00:41:04,359 --> 00:41:06,426 - Let's go. - I'm requesting backup. 958 00:41:06,428 --> 00:41:08,495 We have a BMW situation. 959 00:41:08,497 --> 00:41:10,531 Black mama whupping. 960 00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:12,566 - How you like that? - Mm-mm! 961 00:41:12,568 --> 00:41:14,935 - (JORDAN GRUNTING) - (APRIL GASPS) 962 00:41:14,937 --> 00:41:16,039 (JORDAN WHOOPS) 963 00:41:17,272 --> 00:41:19,240 - Try me. (WHOOPS) - Okay, see? 964 00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:21,008 - How you like that? - No. You tried it. (LAUGHS) 965 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,910 No, you tried it. 'Cause I've been looking at you 966 00:41:22,912 --> 00:41:24,544 like a little girl, but you a grown-ass woman, 967 00:41:24,546 --> 00:41:26,046 and you gonna catch a grown beat. 968 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:28,518 Fine. 'Cause I got this good knee back. 969 00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:30,517 (GRUNTS) 970 00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:32,953 And how about this? 971 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,189 - April. - Should I sell it? 972 00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:36,457 - Give that back to me now. - What you gonna do if I don't? 973 00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:38,526 (SCREAMS) 974 00:41:38,528 --> 00:41:42,430 - I told you not to test me! - (JORDAN GRUNTING) 975 00:41:42,432 --> 00:41:44,899 - Yes! - (SIGHS) 976 00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:46,901 Start spanking your kids! 977 00:41:46,903 --> 00:41:48,636 (LAUGHS) 978 00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:51,305 Remind me of my mama. 979 00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:54,107 Can't believe I'm back in this hellhole. 980 00:41:54,109 --> 00:41:55,575 APRIL: That must be Principal Han. 981 00:41:55,577 --> 00:41:57,979 Just shut up and stay cool, and I got it. 982 00:41:57,981 --> 00:41:59,513 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hey. 983 00:41:59,515 --> 00:42:01,484 Nice to meet you. Welcome, Jordan. 984 00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:06,087 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 985 00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:07,220 She's just nervous. 986 00:42:07,222 --> 00:42:08,589 - Aw. - Oh. Okay. 987 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:10,258 Well, let's get you started. 988 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,558 (QUIETLY): Come on. 989 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,560 Pull it together. 990 00:42:13,562 --> 00:42:16,930 Oh, there's your teacher, Mr. Marshall. 991 00:42:16,932 --> 00:42:19,100 ("DIDDY BOP" BY NONAME FEAT. RAURY AND CAM O'BI PLAYS) 992 00:42:19,102 --> 00:42:21,134 ♪ I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready ♪ 993 00:42:21,136 --> 00:42:23,841 ♪ I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ♪ 994 00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:30,278 ALL: Damn. 995 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,113 ♪ Daddy turn bibby up, Henny invented ♪ 996 00:42:32,115 --> 00:42:34,080 ♪ The catalyst for happiness in my cup... ♪ 997 00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:35,348 How I get detention? 998 00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:37,919 Yeah, I'll be just fine. 999 00:42:37,921 --> 00:42:40,254 (JORDAN SIGHS) 1000 00:42:40,256 --> 00:42:42,022 - Hi. - APRIL: Hi. 1001 00:42:42,024 --> 00:42:46,192 We are so... (CHUCKLES) excited to attend this school. 1002 00:42:46,194 --> 00:42:48,261 - This is Jordan. - (PATTING BACK) 1003 00:42:48,263 --> 00:42:50,430 She's feeling nervous about joining your class. 1004 00:42:50,432 --> 00:42:53,000 Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, don't be nervous, okay? 1005 00:42:53,002 --> 00:42:54,234 Perfectly normal, but don't be nervous. 1006 00:42:54,236 --> 00:42:55,669 I'll be with you the whole time. 1007 00:42:55,671 --> 00:42:56,970 Promise? 1008 00:42:56,972 --> 00:42:58,305 - Promise. - Okay. 1009 00:42:58,307 --> 00:43:00,174 Your daughter's adorable. 1010 00:43:00,176 --> 00:43:01,575 (LAUGHING): Oh, not my daughter. 1011 00:43:01,577 --> 00:43:03,243 (GROANS) That's my niece. 1012 00:43:03,245 --> 00:43:05,212 - Oh. - Um, and I'm April. 1013 00:43:05,214 --> 00:43:07,214 - April. Gary. - I'm single. 1014 00:43:07,216 --> 00:43:09,450 But not looking. I'm not desperate. 1015 00:43:09,452 --> 00:43:12,185 Just... open and available. (CHUCKLES) 1016 00:43:12,187 --> 00:43:14,354 Got it. That's where I'm at now. 1017 00:43:14,356 --> 00:43:16,057 - I just got divorced. - You got divorced? Oh, no. 1018 00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:17,223 - So I'm, like, totally desperate. - That's great. 1019 00:43:17,225 --> 00:43:18,491 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1020 00:43:18,493 --> 00:43:20,328 - (APRIL AND GARY CHUCKLE) - Anyway... 1021 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:23,363 All right, uh, well, school gets out... 1022 00:43:23,365 --> 00:43:26,299 Okay, we should, um... we should go. 1023 00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:28,201 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. Bye, Gary. 1024 00:43:28,203 --> 00:43:30,004 We can get it. (CHUCKLES) 1025 00:43:30,006 --> 00:43:32,006 ♪ Run, run, run, mama say come home ♪ 1026 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:34,274 - ♪ Before the streetlights do... ♪ - (SIGHS): Okay. 1027 00:43:34,276 --> 00:43:36,676 We have a new student joining our class. 1028 00:43:36,678 --> 00:43:38,345 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jordan. 1029 00:43:38,347 --> 00:43:40,747 All right? And here's what we're gonna do. 1030 00:43:40,749 --> 00:43:43,116 We're gonna give her a nice, warm... 1031 00:43:43,118 --> 00:43:44,651 a Windsor welcome. 1032 00:43:44,653 --> 00:43:46,220 Huh? Let's start with... There you go. 1033 00:43:46,222 --> 00:43:47,421 - What are you doing? - (LIGHT LAUGHTER) 1034 00:43:47,423 --> 00:43:49,089 This is not a Windsor welcome. 1035 00:43:49,091 --> 00:43:50,991 This is not wh-what... what I-I taught you guys. 1036 00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:52,593 - Hey, hey, hey. - I blame the parents. 1037 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:55,261 You know what, Mr. Marshall, I'll just take it from here. 1038 00:43:55,263 --> 00:43:58,466 (SIGHS) Hi, everyone. I'm Jordan Sanders. 1039 00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:02,136 And I want to make a few things clear before we get started. 1040 00:44:02,138 --> 00:44:05,605 First of all, you're meeting the new alpha of the class. 1041 00:44:05,607 --> 00:44:08,109 I can establish my dominance easily, 1042 00:44:08,111 --> 00:44:10,711 or you can make it hard for yourself. 1043 00:44:10,713 --> 00:44:12,379 Oh, nice pants. 1044 00:44:12,381 --> 00:44:15,049 If the floods are a-comin'. 1045 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:17,017 - (LAUGHTER) - GARY: Come on. 1046 00:44:17,019 --> 00:44:18,185 Yeah, your clothes suck. 1047 00:44:18,187 --> 00:44:19,754 Charlie, zip it. 1048 00:44:19,756 --> 00:44:21,388 Thank you, Gary. 1049 00:44:21,390 --> 00:44:24,457 - It's Mr. Marshall... for you. - (JORDAN CHUCKLES) 1050 00:44:24,459 --> 00:44:25,792 I'm the teacher. 1051 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:27,194 Mm-hmm. 1052 00:44:27,196 --> 00:44:29,031 And I'm the student. 1053 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,633 Okay, where was I? Yeah. 1054 00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:35,035 We're gonna skip the "haze the new girl" thing. No. 1055 00:44:35,037 --> 00:44:37,138 It's dull. Predictable. 1056 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:39,406 And I will strike back with a vengeance 1057 00:44:39,408 --> 00:44:40,741 like you've never known. 1058 00:44:40,743 --> 00:44:42,475 Well, if you didn't want to be hazed, 1059 00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:44,278 - you should have combed your hair. - (CAMERA CLICKS) 1060 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,345 - (LAUGHTER) - GARY: Okay, you know what? 1061 00:44:45,347 --> 00:44:46,647 One more outburst, and I'll cancel Spirit Day. 1062 00:44:46,649 --> 00:44:48,582 I'm not joking around, young lady. 1063 00:44:48,584 --> 00:44:51,051 But you can't cancel Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall. 1064 00:44:51,053 --> 00:44:52,586 I am Spirit Day. 1065 00:44:52,588 --> 00:44:54,687 - Oh, good Lord. - Which reminds me... 1066 00:44:54,689 --> 00:44:59,125 get your tickets to the hypest school spirit pep rally ever. 1067 00:44:59,127 --> 00:45:02,395 This year's theme is Winchella. 1068 00:45:02,397 --> 00:45:03,830 Windsor's most talented students... 1069 00:45:03,832 --> 00:45:06,533 and others that we couldn't block from signing up 1070 00:45:06,535 --> 00:45:08,201 because of new rules of inclusion... 1071 00:45:08,203 --> 00:45:09,703 (LAUGHTER) 1072 00:45:09,705 --> 00:45:11,805 ...will show what makes Windsor the best. 1073 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:13,808 (WHOOPS, GIGGLES) Yeah! 1074 00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:15,308 GARY: All right, all right, all right. 1075 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:16,509 Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down. 1076 00:45:16,511 --> 00:45:18,345 Open up your books. You know what I mean? 1077 00:45:18,347 --> 00:45:20,182 We're gonna do some learning. Start pretending to read. 1078 00:45:21,651 --> 00:45:25,419 Oh, boy, you know, meeting new people. 1079 00:45:25,421 --> 00:45:27,287 It won't always be like this, okay? 1080 00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:29,122 'Cause I could tell when I met you 1081 00:45:29,124 --> 00:45:30,593 that you are a special young lady. 1082 00:45:31,827 --> 00:45:33,526 You know what? 1083 00:45:33,528 --> 00:45:35,696 - I feel like you get me. - Really? 1084 00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:37,397 I feel like I get you, too. 1085 00:45:37,399 --> 00:45:38,801 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1086 00:45:40,303 --> 00:45:42,336 So, you feeling what I'm feeling? 1087 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:44,171 You want to quit? 1088 00:45:44,173 --> 00:45:46,740 (CHUCKLING): I think about quitting every day. 1089 00:45:46,742 --> 00:45:49,576 But I can't, because I have a responsibility. 1090 00:45:49,578 --> 00:45:51,113 Wh-What are you feeling? 1091 00:45:52,515 --> 00:45:55,448 Oh. No, I'm not feeling that at all. 1092 00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:58,319 I'm a... I'm an adult... adult man. 1093 00:45:58,321 --> 00:46:00,120 And you should have a seat. 1094 00:46:00,122 --> 00:46:03,156 Okay, Mr. Hard to Get. 1095 00:46:03,158 --> 00:46:04,727 I see you. 1096 00:46:06,129 --> 00:46:08,162 Mm-hmm. 1097 00:46:08,164 --> 00:46:10,564 Go ahead and sit down. 1098 00:46:10,566 --> 00:46:13,366 It's time. Time to sit down. 1099 00:46:13,368 --> 00:46:16,203 Just don't... you know, just look... 1100 00:46:16,205 --> 00:46:17,604 look-look the other way. 1101 00:46:17,606 --> 00:46:19,240 Look the way... look the... look up there. 1102 00:46:19,242 --> 00:46:20,573 Look away from me. 1103 00:46:20,575 --> 00:46:23,310 - (SOFTLY): Teach me something. - Don't... 1104 00:46:23,312 --> 00:46:25,779 - (SIGHS) - (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 1105 00:46:25,781 --> 00:46:29,816 So, uh, what are us kids into these days? 1106 00:46:29,818 --> 00:46:32,755 I'm looking for the next big thing, you know. 1107 00:46:36,425 --> 00:46:38,424 Uh, excuse you. 1108 00:46:38,426 --> 00:46:40,593 Cutting without tipping is rude. 1109 00:46:40,595 --> 00:46:43,263 (LAUGHS) 1110 00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:44,932 Ugh. 1111 00:46:44,934 --> 00:46:46,566 (GASPS) 1112 00:46:46,568 --> 00:46:48,234 Really? 1113 00:46:48,236 --> 00:46:49,770 You feed this to children? 1114 00:46:49,772 --> 00:46:51,571 - To eat? - Mm-hmm. 1115 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:54,376 (SIGHS) Postmates. 1116 00:46:56,278 --> 00:46:58,546 (SIGHS) 1117 00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:01,881 (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1118 00:47:01,883 --> 00:47:04,218 You got this, Jordan. You're grown. 1119 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:05,886 You're successful. 1120 00:47:05,888 --> 00:47:08,321 These kids can't hurt you. 1121 00:47:08,323 --> 00:47:11,760 (TAKES DEEP BREATHS) 1122 00:47:14,363 --> 00:47:16,332 (STUDENTS LAUGHING, MURMURING) 1123 00:47:20,602 --> 00:47:23,405 (LAUGHTER GROWS LOUDER) 1124 00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,709 GIRL: Next table. 1125 00:47:29,711 --> 00:47:33,214 Oh, my... She's coming over. 1126 00:47:33,216 --> 00:47:34,415 Oh, really? 1127 00:47:34,417 --> 00:47:36,383 - It's like that, sister? - Mm-hmm. 1128 00:47:36,385 --> 00:47:38,787 - Okay. Fine. - (LAUGHTER) 1129 00:47:42,325 --> 00:47:43,991 Come on. Come here. 1130 00:47:43,993 --> 00:47:45,562 Hey. 1131 00:47:47,463 --> 00:47:49,165 - (SIGHS) - Come here. 1132 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,602 Oh. 1133 00:47:54,604 --> 00:47:56,337 Never thought I'd say thank you 1134 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:58,738 to anybody offering me the worst table in the house, 1135 00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,941 but, um, thank you. 1136 00:48:00,943 --> 00:48:03,743 - Sure. - Mm-hmm. 1137 00:48:03,745 --> 00:48:06,913 Why do you guys need a "safe space" for lunch? 1138 00:48:06,915 --> 00:48:09,984 (LAUGHING, SNORTING) 1139 00:48:09,986 --> 00:48:11,986 - Stop. - (LAUGHING STOPS) 1140 00:48:11,988 --> 00:48:14,421 - It's becoming clear. - DEVON: Three years ago, 1141 00:48:14,423 --> 00:48:16,723 I answered too many questions correctly. Friend Zone. 1142 00:48:16,725 --> 00:48:18,725 I didn't have any new clothes 1143 00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:21,395 at the start of school one year. 1144 00:48:21,397 --> 00:48:22,997 Over. 1145 00:48:22,999 --> 00:48:25,468 I don't even know why I'm he-he-h-here. 1146 00:48:34,443 --> 00:48:36,276 - Who did this to me? - (LAUGHTER) 1147 00:48:36,278 --> 00:48:37,713 You better show yourself! 1148 00:48:40,316 --> 00:48:42,415 ISAAC: D-Don't-don't worry. 1149 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:45,319 No one gets s-s-stuck in the Friend Zone forever. 1150 00:48:45,321 --> 00:48:48,421 You're cute for thinking that. Keep living. 1151 00:48:48,423 --> 00:48:50,290 No. He's right. 1152 00:48:50,292 --> 00:48:52,625 Once everyone sees our talent at the pep rally, 1153 00:48:52,627 --> 00:48:54,895 we can finally get out of the Friend Zone 1154 00:48:54,897 --> 00:48:56,964 and be in the center of it all. 1155 00:48:56,966 --> 00:48:58,732 We'll be cool with everyone. 1156 00:48:58,734 --> 00:48:59,732 ISAAC: It's gonna be very 1157 00:48:59,734 --> 00:49:03,069 "wh-what's up, what's up?" in the hall. 1158 00:49:03,071 --> 00:49:05,872 Who does that Jasmine girl think she is? 1159 00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:08,408 J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's... 1160 00:49:08,410 --> 00:49:10,810 Sing it, Isaac. 1161 00:49:10,812 --> 00:49:13,781 ♪ She's so ♪ 1162 00:49:13,783 --> 00:49:16,316 ♪ Perfect. ♪ 1163 00:49:16,318 --> 00:49:17,750 He doesn't stutter when he sings. 1164 00:49:17,752 --> 00:49:19,356 I see. 1165 00:49:27,396 --> 00:49:29,430 - These answers better be right. - Duh. 1166 00:49:29,432 --> 00:49:31,765 What is wrong with this school? 1167 00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:33,433 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 1168 00:49:33,435 --> 00:49:34,468 - What is it? - (LAUGHTER) 1169 00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:36,035 STUDENT: Guys, check this out! 1170 00:49:36,037 --> 00:49:39,707 JORDAN: "When you can't afford a blowout or new sneakers"? 1171 00:49:39,709 --> 00:49:41,575 - Look at it. - (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 1172 00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:43,076 (DOOR OPENS) 1173 00:49:43,078 --> 00:49:45,379 Order for Sanders. 1174 00:49:45,381 --> 00:49:46,879 That's me. 1175 00:49:46,881 --> 00:49:48,617 All right. 1176 00:49:49,785 --> 00:49:51,754 Thank you. 1177 00:49:52,921 --> 00:49:54,821 GARY: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1178 00:49:54,823 --> 00:49:56,756 There's no Postmates in school, okay? 1179 00:49:56,758 --> 00:49:58,058 Sorry. 1180 00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:01,060 You know what? I am done chasing you. 1181 00:50:01,062 --> 00:50:04,732 A man who finds a wife finds a good thing. 1182 00:50:04,734 --> 00:50:06,670 That's Bible, Gary. 1183 00:50:09,504 --> 00:50:11,571 What a weird little girl. 1184 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,707 April, you have to come pick me up. 1185 00:50:13,709 --> 00:50:15,508 These kids are demons. 1186 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:18,645 Jordan, I have my first meeting, and I am freaking out. 1187 00:50:18,647 --> 00:50:20,513 I-I don't think I can do this. 1188 00:50:20,515 --> 00:50:21,848 Calm down. 1189 00:50:21,850 --> 00:50:23,816 Put me in your ear, like, on Bluetooth. 1190 00:50:23,818 --> 00:50:25,387 (SIGHS) 1191 00:50:28,390 --> 00:50:29,790 - PRESTON: Hey, April. - Hey. 1192 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:31,091 I heard... 1193 00:50:31,093 --> 00:50:33,560 Okay. Uh... 1194 00:50:33,562 --> 00:50:35,729 - I heard Jordan was sick. - Yeah, she's... 1195 00:50:35,731 --> 00:50:38,098 definitely gonna be out for, like, a day or two. 1196 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:39,732 You ready to hold it down without her? 1197 00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:41,067 Mm-hmm. 1198 00:50:41,069 --> 00:50:43,970 All right, well, I'll see you in the meeting. 1199 00:50:43,972 --> 00:50:45,675 And I'm sure you're gonna shine. 1200 00:50:46,975 --> 00:50:49,008 - You shining already. - (CHUCKLES) 1201 00:50:49,010 --> 00:50:51,044 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1202 00:50:51,046 --> 00:50:53,647 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1203 00:50:53,649 --> 00:50:55,048 JORDAN (OVER EARBUD): Okay. 1204 00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:56,850 Command their attention. 1205 00:50:56,852 --> 00:50:57,917 - MAN: VR goggles... - MAN 2: Good idea. 1206 00:50:57,919 --> 00:50:59,685 Oh, I think... I think we should do the... Right? 1207 00:50:59,687 --> 00:51:02,855 Guys, I need to command your attention, please. 1208 00:51:02,857 --> 00:51:06,026 Uh, can we all just quiet down and focus, please. 1209 00:51:06,028 --> 00:51:10,730 - (SHUSHING) - (CONVERSATIONS SLOWLY STOP) 1210 00:51:10,732 --> 00:51:12,031 Thanks. 1211 00:51:12,033 --> 00:51:13,901 Where's Jordan? 1212 00:51:13,903 --> 00:51:15,836 Um, she's under the weather. 1213 00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:18,705 So I'm here just filling in for her. 1214 00:51:18,707 --> 00:51:20,207 Is that why you're wearing her clothes? 1215 00:51:20,209 --> 00:51:22,042 These aren't her... This? 1216 00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:24,611 The-These aren't her clothes. These are my clothes. 1217 00:51:24,613 --> 00:51:25,745 You don't wear cheetah. 1218 00:51:25,747 --> 00:51:27,781 I always wear cheetah. (SNARLS) 1219 00:51:27,783 --> 00:51:29,750 MELISSA: Jordan is never sick. 1220 00:51:29,752 --> 00:51:32,218 She must really be on her deathbed. 1221 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:35,221 (CHUCKLING): Oh, which would be a developer's, uh, dream. 1222 00:51:35,223 --> 00:51:38,125 - (LAUGHTER) - Yeah. 1223 00:51:38,127 --> 00:51:39,859 Was that Preston? 1224 00:51:39,861 --> 00:51:42,930 Oh, if he wasn't so talented, I'd fire his butt. 1225 00:51:42,932 --> 00:51:44,698 And he also has a good butt. 1226 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,732 He does. 1227 00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:46,834 April's right. 1228 00:51:46,836 --> 00:51:48,167 We need to focus. 1229 00:51:48,169 --> 00:51:49,636 Thank you, Preston. 1230 00:51:49,638 --> 00:51:51,604 No. No. Uh-uh. 1231 00:51:51,606 --> 00:51:53,240 JSI is going under. 1232 00:51:53,242 --> 00:51:55,542 I'm gonna need Melissa to shut up. 1233 00:51:55,544 --> 00:51:57,477 - I need to get a new job. - No, you don't. 1234 00:51:57,479 --> 00:51:58,912 I'm looking at Jordan's Facebook right now. 1235 00:51:58,914 --> 00:52:00,613 - Don't check it. - This is off the rails. 1236 00:52:00,615 --> 00:52:02,149 You have to show them you can be crazy. 1237 00:52:02,151 --> 00:52:05,151 - Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill. - SCOTT: Shoot. Okay. 1238 00:52:05,153 --> 00:52:07,787 Do it now, or you'll never get control. 1239 00:52:07,789 --> 00:52:09,490 - Do what? - Do it now! 1240 00:52:09,492 --> 00:52:10,794 - I said listen up! - (EMPLOYEES GASPING) 1241 00:52:13,528 --> 00:52:16,229 You want to see crazy?! I can show you crazy! 1242 00:52:16,231 --> 00:52:18,098 (GRUNTING) 1243 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,198 Uh... 1244 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,067 (PANTING) 1245 00:52:21,069 --> 00:52:22,705 (GRUNTS) 1246 00:52:24,006 --> 00:52:25,638 (EXHALES) 1247 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,508 What, y'all put bricks in here or something? 1248 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,542 Y'all recycle a lot. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1249 00:52:29,544 --> 00:52:31,011 JSI is doing fine. 1250 00:52:31,013 --> 00:52:33,180 We all have jobs. Let's do... Let's innovate! 1251 00:52:33,182 --> 00:52:35,015 - We're JS Innovations. - (JORDAN SIGHS) 1252 00:52:35,017 --> 00:52:36,950 - I'm in charge. - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) 1253 00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:39,856 (EXHALING): Oh, God, this is so hard. 1254 00:52:41,957 --> 00:52:45,028 I don't know what that was, and... 1255 00:52:46,828 --> 00:52:48,828 What are you wearing? 1256 00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:51,968 You look like a cheerleader for the Migos right now. 1257 00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,201 This is the worst day ever. 1258 00:52:55,203 --> 00:52:58,841 I'm gonna need a stiff drink and some clothes that fit. 1259 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:03,843 Corner table for two. 1260 00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:05,013 Right this way. 1261 00:53:06,582 --> 00:53:08,615 (JORDAN SIGHS) 1262 00:53:08,617 --> 00:53:10,283 Can I start you with something to drink? 1263 00:53:10,285 --> 00:53:12,185 Oh, yes. I'll have a glass of rosé, please. 1264 00:53:12,187 --> 00:53:13,587 Scotch on the rocks. 1265 00:53:13,589 --> 00:53:15,221 Two rocks. And I mean two. 1266 00:53:15,223 --> 00:53:16,758 If there's three, it's going back. 1267 00:53:17,993 --> 00:53:21,130 (CHUCKLING): How cute are you? 1268 00:53:22,964 --> 00:53:25,299 - Are you in charge? - Mm-hmm. 1269 00:53:25,301 --> 00:53:28,004 Let's get real. This black card's in charge. 1270 00:53:31,006 --> 00:53:33,339 - What is this? - The kids' menu. 1271 00:53:33,341 --> 00:53:35,776 Would you like this kid's foot up your... 1272 00:53:35,778 --> 00:53:37,276 Oh, she'll have a Shirley Temple. 1273 00:53:37,278 --> 00:53:39,214 Porterhouse, rare. 1274 00:53:40,649 --> 00:53:42,182 Right away. 1275 00:53:42,184 --> 00:53:43,616 Thank you. 1276 00:53:43,618 --> 00:53:45,084 Any leads on the doughnut truck? 1277 00:53:45,086 --> 00:53:48,187 The city doesn't provide contact info for the trucks, 1278 00:53:48,189 --> 00:53:51,357 and since someone took them off our route... 1279 00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:53,961 - Damn it. - But... 1280 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:55,761 these trucks need to be inspected every year, 1281 00:53:55,763 --> 00:53:58,198 and they can't just go to any auto repair shop. 1282 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,834 So I narrowed it down to a dozen repair shops in the city 1283 00:54:01,836 --> 00:54:03,102 that handle food truck inspections. 1284 00:54:03,104 --> 00:54:04,770 And I have an intern making calls, 1285 00:54:04,772 --> 00:54:06,305 so we should have a lead soon. 1286 00:54:06,307 --> 00:54:09,008 - Thank you. - WAITER: Here you go. 1287 00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:10,843 Yes. Thank you. 1288 00:54:10,845 --> 00:54:12,312 (SIGHS) 1289 00:54:12,314 --> 00:54:13,814 Mm. 1290 00:54:13,816 --> 00:54:15,881 This is heaven. 1291 00:54:15,883 --> 00:54:17,883 - I would... You know. - Mm-hmm. 1292 00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:19,285 APRIL: Mm. 1293 00:54:19,287 --> 00:54:21,053 Mm-mm-mm! 1294 00:54:21,055 --> 00:54:23,624 Oh, it's not all bad at your school, though, 1295 00:54:23,626 --> 00:54:25,258 'cause can we talk about Mr. Marshall, 1296 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:27,259 - the other white meat? - (LAUGHING) 1297 00:54:27,261 --> 00:54:29,296 Oh, girl, I was thinking about going back to pork. 1298 00:54:29,298 --> 00:54:30,631 (LAUGHING): Hello. Oink, oink. 1299 00:54:30,633 --> 00:54:32,064 Him fine as swine. 1300 00:54:32,066 --> 00:54:34,033 (SIGHS) I'd like to teach him some things. 1301 00:54:34,035 --> 00:54:36,636 What are you gonna teach him in that scrawny, flat body? 1302 00:54:36,638 --> 00:54:38,004 Well, at least I'm not dried up 1303 00:54:38,006 --> 00:54:39,740 like a creek hit by a drought down there. 1304 00:54:39,742 --> 00:54:41,808 Please stop. 1305 00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:44,778 Just a dusty bed of rocks where water once flowed. 1306 00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,812 First, that's not... it's not dusty. 1307 00:54:46,814 --> 00:54:49,281 Anyways, what's up with you and Preston? 1308 00:54:49,283 --> 00:54:51,283 Making puppy dog eyes at him all day. 1309 00:54:51,285 --> 00:54:53,020 We're just friends. 1310 00:54:53,022 --> 00:54:55,388 Well, yeah, 'cause you're too scared to get at him. 1311 00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:58,290 You see, that's your problem with work and men. 1312 00:54:58,292 --> 00:54:59,926 You can't close the deal. 1313 00:54:59,928 --> 00:55:01,261 Wh-What about you? 1314 00:55:01,263 --> 00:55:03,897 You hire employees but don't trust them. 1315 00:55:03,899 --> 00:55:06,832 You meet people but don't make friends. 1316 00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:09,435 You date, and you don't commit. (SCOFFS) 1317 00:55:09,437 --> 00:55:11,705 Committing is overrated. 1318 00:55:11,707 --> 00:55:13,205 I'm a boss. 1319 00:55:13,207 --> 00:55:15,241 I can't be heartbroken. 1320 00:55:15,243 --> 00:55:18,278 Men want me to be just like a Mary J. Blige song. 1321 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,413 Just down without them. 1322 00:55:20,415 --> 00:55:22,948 But I'm too strong for that mess. 1323 00:55:22,950 --> 00:55:25,021 - Okay. - (JORDAN SIGHS) 1324 00:55:27,388 --> 00:55:29,689 Wait. Oh, can you actually just leave the whole bottle? 1325 00:55:29,691 --> 00:55:31,758 'Cause she left her card, right? 1326 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,363 (LAUGHING): She comes from money. 1327 00:55:34,763 --> 00:55:36,129 What are you doing? 1328 00:55:36,131 --> 00:55:38,330 Mm, nothing. 1329 00:55:38,332 --> 00:55:40,200 Why are you sniffing and holding my glass? 1330 00:55:40,202 --> 00:55:42,269 My hand is not on your glass. 1331 00:55:42,271 --> 00:55:43,970 I literally see your baby fingers right now 1332 00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:45,238 gripping my glass. 1333 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,240 Well, I think you're seeing things. 1334 00:55:47,242 --> 00:55:49,776 Jordan, no drinking. I mean it. 1335 00:55:49,778 --> 00:55:52,879 You got my aunties over there trippin'. Stop. 1336 00:55:52,881 --> 00:55:55,982 Relax. I'm fine. 1337 00:55:55,984 --> 00:55:57,883 She's fine. It's a game we play. 1338 00:55:57,885 --> 00:55:59,419 I'm drinking. You're drinking. 1339 00:55:59,421 --> 00:56:01,287 (SINGSONGY): One, two, three, drink. 1340 00:56:01,289 --> 00:56:03,355 ("I'M GOING DOWN" BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING) 1341 00:56:03,357 --> 00:56:05,292 Girl, that baby's drunk. 1342 00:56:05,294 --> 00:56:09,062 (SINGING ALONG TO SONG): ♪ Time on my hands ♪ 1343 00:56:09,064 --> 00:56:12,265 ♪ Since you've been away, boy ♪ 1344 00:56:12,267 --> 00:56:16,169 ♪ I ain't got no plans ♪ 1345 00:56:16,171 --> 00:56:17,937 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 1346 00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,973 But, see, I do got plans, 'cause I'm the boss, okurrr? 1347 00:56:19,975 --> 00:56:22,109 (JORDAN CLEARS THROAT) 1348 00:56:22,111 --> 00:56:24,845 ♪ And the sound of the rain ♪ 1349 00:56:24,847 --> 00:56:27,913 - ♪ Against my windowpane ♪ - APRIL: Stop. 1350 00:56:27,915 --> 00:56:29,783 - Jordan, get down. - ♪ Is slowly ♪ 1351 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:32,886 - ♪ Is slowly driving me insane ♪ - APRIL: Stop. 1352 00:56:32,888 --> 00:56:34,854 - I'm sorry. - ♪ Boy ♪ 1353 00:56:34,856 --> 00:56:36,923 What are you do...? Why are you embarrassing me like this? 1354 00:56:36,925 --> 00:56:40,192 ♪ I'm going down, I'm going down ♪ 1355 00:56:40,194 --> 00:56:41,761 Go down, then. 1356 00:56:41,763 --> 00:56:43,162 Go... Come down. 1357 00:56:43,164 --> 00:56:45,432 ♪ 'Cause you ain't around, baby... ♪ 1358 00:56:45,434 --> 00:56:47,334 Some kids need more than just time-out. 1359 00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,301 First of all, I am a great mother. 1360 00:56:49,303 --> 00:56:51,138 I encourage this type of behavior. 1361 00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:53,339 - Matter of fact... - ♪ ...side down... ♪ 1362 00:56:53,341 --> 00:56:56,075 - (JORDAN GRUNTS) - ♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪ 1363 00:56:56,077 --> 00:56:57,843 ♪ Boy, please believe me ♪ - Don't worry. 1364 00:56:57,845 --> 00:57:00,013 - I'll be right back. (GASPS) - Sorry. - MAN: Okay. 1365 00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:02,982 ♪ Since you been gone ♪ 1366 00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:06,252 - ♪ Everything's going wrong ♪ - (MAN GASPS) 1367 00:57:06,254 --> 00:57:08,220 Everything. Everything. 1368 00:57:08,222 --> 00:57:09,823 Yes, Auntie! 1369 00:57:09,825 --> 00:57:11,924 ♪ Why'd you have to say good-bye? ♪ 1370 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:15,060 ♪ Look what you've done to me ♪ 1371 00:57:15,062 --> 00:57:17,430 - Who is this? - ♪ I can't stop these tears ♪ 1372 00:57:17,432 --> 00:57:20,834 - ♪ From falling from my eyes ♪ - You don't know her? - Baby... 1373 00:57:20,836 --> 00:57:21,935 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1374 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:24,140 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 1375 00:57:25,274 --> 00:57:28,975 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 1376 00:57:28,977 --> 00:57:33,145 ♪ 'Cause you ain't around, baby ♪ 1377 00:57:33,147 --> 00:57:36,116 - ♪ My whole world's ♪ - (WOMEN HUMMING, CHUCKLING) 1378 00:57:36,118 --> 00:57:39,789 ♪ Up... side down ♪ 1379 00:57:40,955 --> 00:57:44,323 ♪ Oh, I don't know what to do ♪ 1380 00:57:44,325 --> 00:57:48,895 ♪ If I ever lose you ♪ 1381 00:57:48,897 --> 00:57:51,298 ♪ I'll be going down ♪ 1382 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:55,370 - MAN: Oh! - ♪ I said I'll be going down ♪ 1383 00:57:56,604 --> 00:57:59,038 - ♪ Oh... ♪ - (MAN GRUNTING) 1384 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,006 - (MAN WHIMPERS) - (JORDAN GASPS, STAMMERS) 1385 00:58:01,008 --> 00:58:03,944 - Oh, my word. - ♪ Please forgive me, baby ♪ 1386 00:58:03,946 --> 00:58:08,415 ♪ I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ♪ 1387 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,049 (APPLAUSE) 1388 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:12,521 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 1389 00:58:13,622 --> 00:58:16,122 ♪ I'm going down. ♪ 1390 00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:18,625 All right, I'm out. 1391 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:22,595 April. Y-You can't leave. 1392 00:58:22,597 --> 00:58:25,064 If Vince sees you outside leaving, 1393 00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:27,936 then he might call Agent Bea. 1394 00:58:29,303 --> 00:58:32,171 Are you asking me to spend the night? 1395 00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:35,210 I don't know how much longer I can take being 13. 1396 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:39,279 Please... 1397 00:58:39,281 --> 00:58:41,918 Miss April, ma'am. 1398 00:58:45,319 --> 00:58:47,289 Thank you. 1399 00:58:49,091 --> 00:58:52,225 JORDAN: Well, see you at the crossroads, Wicked Witch. 1400 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:54,830 So, how's it look? 1401 00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:58,631 Um... 1402 00:58:58,633 --> 00:59:01,167 it'll get you through the night, yeah. 1403 00:59:01,169 --> 00:59:03,102 You like this movie? 1404 00:59:03,104 --> 00:59:05,138 Yeah, I love it. 1405 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,674 Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! 1406 00:59:08,676 --> 00:59:11,278 Yes. Come through. 1407 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,980 And all lunch hours are canceled! 1408 00:59:14,982 --> 00:59:17,616 - (CHUCKLING): Are you serious? - EVILLENE: Now suffer! 1409 00:59:17,618 --> 00:59:19,019 Really? 1410 00:59:19,021 --> 00:59:20,486 Evillene was a boss. 1411 00:59:20,488 --> 00:59:22,622 I learned so much about running a company from her. 1412 00:59:22,624 --> 00:59:24,957 MAN: We haven't had a lunch hour in six months! 1413 00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:26,426 That explains a lot. 1414 00:59:26,428 --> 00:59:29,562 But I wasn't always this hard on people. 1415 00:59:29,564 --> 00:59:34,433 When I was first this age, I stopped being open and kind. 1416 00:59:34,435 --> 00:59:38,571 Every time I tried to fit in, kids would just beat me down. 1417 00:59:38,573 --> 00:59:43,042 Make fun of me, bully me. 1418 00:59:43,044 --> 00:59:45,678 At that point, I just gave up on people. 1419 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,647 (SIGHS) It hurt too much to care. 1420 00:59:48,649 --> 00:59:50,450 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 1421 00:59:50,452 --> 00:59:53,419 Anyways, when I grew up, 1422 00:59:53,421 --> 00:59:56,423 I guess I just attacked people first 1423 00:59:56,425 --> 00:59:58,627 before they could attack me. 1424 01:00:04,365 --> 01:00:06,566 I get it. 1425 01:00:06,568 --> 01:00:08,535 You know, it's hard out here for girls. 1426 01:00:08,537 --> 01:00:11,236 It's like, you get one shot if you're lucky, 1427 01:00:11,238 --> 01:00:14,374 and if you don't hit the bull's-eye, 1428 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,646 people will drag you. 1429 01:00:21,482 --> 01:00:23,486 Am I done? 1430 01:00:25,354 --> 01:00:27,319 You finished and done. 1431 01:00:27,321 --> 01:00:28,423 Cool. 1432 01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,328 (KEYS JINGLE) 1433 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:38,631 HOMEGIRL: Initiating "Bed" light sequence. 1434 01:00:38,633 --> 01:00:41,100 - You're welcome, ladies. - ("BED" BY J. HOLIDAY PLAYS) 1435 01:00:41,102 --> 01:00:42,334 What is going on? 1436 01:00:42,336 --> 01:00:43,669 ♪ J. Holiday ♪ 1437 01:00:43,671 --> 01:00:46,205 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 1438 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,575 - He's here. - Who? 1439 01:00:48,577 --> 01:00:50,776 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Put you to bed ♪ 1440 01:00:50,778 --> 01:00:55,214 ♪ Bed, bed, put you to bed, bed, bed ♪ 1441 01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:57,783 Oh, my God. Did you order him? 1442 01:00:57,785 --> 01:01:00,352 ♪ Girl, change into that Victoria's Secret thing ♪ 1443 01:01:00,354 --> 01:01:01,654 ♪ That I like ♪ 1444 01:01:01,656 --> 01:01:03,189 ♪ All right, okay... ♪ 1445 01:01:03,191 --> 01:01:05,792 Is this rich people Postmates? 1446 01:01:05,794 --> 01:01:09,229 ♪ Perfume, spray it there, put our love in the air ♪ 1447 01:01:09,231 --> 01:01:11,163 - ♪ Now put me right next to you ♪ - Ooh. 1448 01:01:11,165 --> 01:01:13,098 ♪ Finna raise the temp in the room ♪ 1449 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:15,100 ♪ First rub my back like you do... ♪ 1450 01:01:15,102 --> 01:01:17,470 He's doing the dolphin. He could flip me. 1451 01:01:17,472 --> 01:01:20,073 ♪ Right there, uh, you touch me like you care ♪ 1452 01:01:20,075 --> 01:01:22,776 ♪ Now stop and let me repay you for the week ♪ 1453 01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:24,810 - ♪ That you've been through ♪ - Oh, my God. 1454 01:01:24,812 --> 01:01:26,712 ♪ Working that 9:00-to-5:00 and staying cute... ♪ 1455 01:01:26,714 --> 01:01:29,549 ♪ Throwing flower in the air ♪ 1456 01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:31,151 (APRIL CHUCKLING) 1457 01:01:31,153 --> 01:01:33,319 ♪ I love it, I love it ♪ 1458 01:01:33,321 --> 01:01:36,055 ♪ You love it, you love it every time ♪ 1459 01:01:36,057 --> 01:01:37,424 - ♪ Every time ♪ - Yes. 1460 01:01:37,426 --> 01:01:39,191 ♪ We touching, we touching ♪ 1461 01:01:39,193 --> 01:01:41,794 ♪ I want it, I want it, you want it, you want it... ♪ 1462 01:01:41,796 --> 01:01:45,497 Ooh, put me in the middle of that. Yes, yes. (LAUGHS) 1463 01:01:45,499 --> 01:01:48,167 ♪ Wanna put my fingers through your hair... ♪ 1464 01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:49,602 Oh, no, you can't look at this. 1465 01:01:49,604 --> 01:01:51,236 This is for grown folks' eyes only. 1466 01:01:51,238 --> 01:01:53,173 ♪ Till your eyes roll back ♪ 1467 01:01:53,175 --> 01:01:56,442 ♪ I'm trying to put you to bed, bed, bed ♪ 1468 01:01:56,444 --> 01:01:58,444 - ♪ I'm-a put you to bed... ♪ - (GASPS) 1469 01:01:58,446 --> 01:01:59,712 - TREVOR: Kid, stop looking! - (MUSIC STOPS) 1470 01:01:59,714 --> 01:02:01,381 - Oh, my God. - TREVOR: Oh, my God. 1471 01:02:01,383 --> 01:02:04,183 - Oh, just calm down. It's fine. - Oh, no. It's fine. 1472 01:02:04,185 --> 01:02:05,584 JORDAN: Just relax. 1473 01:02:05,586 --> 01:02:07,654 TREVOR: No, it is not. No, it is not fine. 1474 01:02:07,656 --> 01:02:09,622 What... what's wrong with you? 1475 01:02:09,624 --> 01:02:12,158 Oh, 'cause she's a child. I... 1476 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,593 - You a child. (LAUGHS) - Oh, right. 1477 01:02:14,595 --> 01:02:17,129 What? What-what are you doing here? 1478 01:02:17,131 --> 01:02:19,598 Well, what are you doing here? This is my house. 1479 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,535 Who are you?! 1480 01:02:22,169 --> 01:02:24,470 Oh, um... 1481 01:02:24,472 --> 01:02:26,573 Well, I'm April, with an "A" for "available." 1482 01:02:26,575 --> 01:02:29,508 (CHUCKLING): It's so good... so nice to meet you. 1483 01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:31,144 Yes. Ooh. 1484 01:02:31,146 --> 01:02:32,379 Wh-What I'm trying to understand is... 1485 01:02:32,381 --> 01:02:36,381 why would you be in Jordan's apartment watching some... 1486 01:02:36,383 --> 01:02:39,685 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1487 01:02:39,687 --> 01:02:41,520 I know exactly who you are. 1488 01:02:41,522 --> 01:02:42,821 You do? 1489 01:02:42,823 --> 01:02:44,424 (GASPS) Well, sure. 1490 01:02:44,426 --> 01:02:45,725 Man, listen, listen, 1491 01:02:45,727 --> 01:02:47,259 everything's gonna be okay, all right? 1492 01:02:47,261 --> 01:02:48,560 Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. 1493 01:02:48,562 --> 01:02:50,129 We're gonna figure this out together. 1494 01:02:50,131 --> 01:02:52,365 It's-it's gonna take some adjusting, and... 1495 01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:53,566 To be honest, I'd always imagined 1496 01:02:53,568 --> 01:02:55,167 having my own kids at first, but... 1497 01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:57,870 I guess, when God sends you a child to love, 1498 01:02:57,872 --> 01:02:59,407 it doesn't matter where it comes from. 1499 01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:03,743 Wait, what the hell are you talking about? 1500 01:03:03,745 --> 01:03:05,912 This is why Jordan was so closed off to me. 1501 01:03:05,914 --> 01:03:08,413 She was embarrassed to tell me she's a single mom. 1502 01:03:08,415 --> 01:03:10,582 Oh, God, no. 1503 01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:12,752 - No, no, no, no, no. Get out. - APRIL: You know what? 1504 01:03:12,754 --> 01:03:13,886 - I think you better go. You should go. - Go! 1505 01:03:13,888 --> 01:03:15,687 Look at you. You're so cute, like a little doll. 1506 01:03:15,689 --> 01:03:17,189 APRIL: We can go together, but... you got to go. 1507 01:03:17,191 --> 01:03:18,258 Just lovable. Look at... 1508 01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,894 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1509 01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:22,761 Oh, my God, you're so strong. 1510 01:03:22,763 --> 01:03:23,897 Key. 1511 01:03:23,899 --> 01:03:25,832 You sound just like your mama. 1512 01:03:25,834 --> 01:03:27,466 That... that tough exterior just trying to... 1513 01:03:27,468 --> 01:03:28,667 just trying to protect what's on the inside. 1514 01:03:28,669 --> 01:03:30,470 Look, you ain't got to do that no more. 1515 01:03:30,472 --> 01:03:32,372 - Just give me the key. - Okay? I'm here for you. 1516 01:03:32,374 --> 01:03:34,240 All right? 1517 01:03:34,242 --> 01:03:36,209 And look, don't-don't... Listen, don't... 1518 01:03:36,211 --> 01:03:37,644 - don't tell your mom, all right? - (BELL DINGS) 1519 01:03:37,646 --> 01:03:40,513 Just-just give me a chance to explain, okay? 1520 01:03:40,515 --> 01:03:42,814 I'll-I'll be back, all right? 1521 01:03:42,816 --> 01:03:45,350 I'll be back. Daddy's home. 1522 01:03:45,352 --> 01:03:47,553 Mama's home, too. (CHUCKLES) 1523 01:03:47,555 --> 01:03:48,555 (WHOOPS) 1524 01:03:48,557 --> 01:03:50,689 I'm on Hinge, Tinder and Christian Mingle. 1525 01:03:50,691 --> 01:03:52,460 (CHUCKLES) 1526 01:03:54,595 --> 01:03:56,595 So, now what? 1527 01:03:56,597 --> 01:03:59,566 I hate to say it, but I have to go back to work. 1528 01:03:59,568 --> 01:04:00,933 And you have to go back to... 1529 01:04:00,935 --> 01:04:02,769 No, no, no. Please don't say it, April. 1530 01:04:02,771 --> 01:04:04,236 To school. 1531 01:04:04,238 --> 01:04:05,904 We can't risk it with Agent Bea. 1532 01:04:05,906 --> 01:04:08,841 You don't understand what school was like. 1533 01:04:08,843 --> 01:04:11,377 Or is like. 1534 01:04:11,379 --> 01:04:14,747 The way this Jasmine girl makes people feel about themselves? 1535 01:04:14,749 --> 01:04:17,950 She's mean, cruel, a bully. 1536 01:04:17,952 --> 01:04:20,620 Doesn't care about anyone's feelings. 1537 01:04:20,622 --> 01:04:21,955 (JORDAN SIGHS) 1538 01:04:21,957 --> 01:04:24,823 Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. 1539 01:04:24,825 --> 01:04:28,261 You're not talking about me, are you? 1540 01:04:28,263 --> 01:04:31,497 There's probably a reason why you became this Jordan. 1541 01:04:31,499 --> 01:04:33,732 You know, maybe you have to do 1542 01:04:33,734 --> 01:04:36,435 something differently at this age. 1543 01:04:36,437 --> 01:04:38,374 Botox? 1544 01:04:39,707 --> 01:04:42,008 I'm just saying... 1545 01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:45,410 you have a chance anyone would kill for. 1546 01:04:45,412 --> 01:04:48,348 You get to be a child again. 1547 01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:51,886 So, knowing what you know now, what would you do different? 1548 01:04:54,923 --> 01:04:56,859 I'd stun on those kids. 1549 01:04:59,361 --> 01:05:00,759 Yeah. 1550 01:05:00,761 --> 01:05:03,428 ("LOST SOULS" BY H.E.R. FEATURING DJ SCRATCH PLAYING) 1551 01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:05,932 ♪ Confusing self-conscious with self-confidence ♪ 1552 01:05:05,934 --> 01:05:07,433 ♪ Confusing self-conscious ♪ 1553 01:05:07,435 --> 01:05:08,700 ♪ With self-confidence ♪ 1554 01:05:08,702 --> 01:05:09,968 ♪ Confusing self-conscious ♪ 1555 01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:11,470 ♪ With self-confidence ♪ 1556 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:13,705 - Hey. - Look. 1557 01:05:13,707 --> 01:05:15,841 ♪ I don't clique up, I don't clique up, nah ♪ 1558 01:05:15,843 --> 01:05:17,644 ♪ I don't clique up, I don't clique up... ♪ 1559 01:05:17,646 --> 01:05:20,379 - (GASPING) - Mm! 1560 01:05:20,381 --> 01:05:22,714 - Straws? It's me. - Oh, my gosh. 1561 01:05:22,716 --> 01:05:23,816 The hot pink. 1562 01:05:23,818 --> 01:05:25,551 - I know. I know. - Look. 1563 01:05:25,553 --> 01:05:27,520 Oh, my God. Is that...? 1564 01:05:27,522 --> 01:05:28,988 Custom? Yes. Yes, it is. 1565 01:05:28,990 --> 01:05:30,790 - RAINA: Jordan. - Yeah? 1566 01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,591 - You look... - I know, I know. 1567 01:05:32,593 --> 01:05:35,461 Wow. Jasmine gave you respect. That's huge. 1568 01:05:35,463 --> 01:05:37,497 (BELL RINGING) 1569 01:05:37,499 --> 01:05:39,932 - It's time! - Yeah. - Time for what? 1570 01:05:39,934 --> 01:05:42,334 - Time for everything to change around here. - Yeah! - Uh-huh. 1571 01:05:42,336 --> 01:05:45,037 Winchella auditions starting now. 1572 01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:46,406 - JORDAN: No. No, no, no. - Yes! 1573 01:05:46,408 --> 01:05:48,674 No talent shows, no auditions. 1574 01:05:48,676 --> 01:05:51,678 We got this. Isaac's got the voice. 1575 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,845 ♪ La. ♪ 1576 01:05:52,847 --> 01:05:54,980 And we've got the moves. 1577 01:05:54,982 --> 01:05:57,316 - 'Ey! 'Ey! - (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) 1578 01:05:57,318 --> 01:05:59,451 It literally cannot go wrong. 1579 01:05:59,453 --> 01:06:00,687 Yes! 1580 01:06:00,689 --> 01:06:02,020 - Let's do this! - (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 1581 01:06:02,022 --> 01:06:04,589 Come on. It's gonna be great. 1582 01:06:04,591 --> 01:06:06,692 ♪ Gimme, gimme, I'm worth it ♪ 1583 01:06:06,694 --> 01:06:08,995 ♪ Give it to me, I'm worth it ♪ 1584 01:06:08,997 --> 01:06:11,698 - ♪ Know what I mean? ♪ - ♪ Baby, I'm worth it ♪ 1585 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,366 - ♪ Gimme it ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh, I'm worth it ♪ 1586 01:06:14,368 --> 01:06:16,769 ♪ Gimme, gimme, I'm worth it ♪ 1587 01:06:16,771 --> 01:06:18,970 ♪ Give it to me, I'm worth it. ♪ 1588 01:06:18,972 --> 01:06:21,707 (FLOOR SQUEAKING) 1589 01:06:21,709 --> 01:06:22,975 (AUDIENCE GASPING QUIETLY) 1590 01:06:22,977 --> 01:06:24,609 That was amazing. 1591 01:06:24,611 --> 01:06:26,078 See you all at Winchella. 1592 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,446 - (LAUGHING) - Yeah! 1593 01:06:27,448 --> 01:06:29,952 Oh, except for you, Becca. You suck. 1594 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,553 - Hm. - (QUIET CHATTER) - Come on, guys. 1595 01:06:33,555 --> 01:06:34,553 Next. 1596 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:36,455 S-Sure you don't want to join us, Jordan? 1597 01:06:36,457 --> 01:06:38,890 Yeah. We could really use one more dancer. 1598 01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:40,727 - You could freestyle. - No way. 1599 01:06:40,729 --> 01:06:43,763 I am never going on that stage and sharing myself again. 1600 01:06:43,765 --> 01:06:46,598 I landed butt first in a stack full of cardboard boxes 1601 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,834 the last time I tried that. 1602 01:06:47,836 --> 01:06:48,870 Next! 1603 01:06:52,473 --> 01:06:54,042 Hi. 1604 01:06:56,711 --> 01:06:59,611 Okay. So, what's your talent? 1605 01:06:59,613 --> 01:07:02,083 Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing. 1606 01:07:04,017 --> 01:07:06,118 (CLEARS THROAT) 1607 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,453 ♪ A-And, a-and ♪ 1608 01:07:08,455 --> 01:07:11,957 ♪ A-And, a-an-and, a-and... ♪ 1609 01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:14,627 A-A-And we're finished. Next! 1610 01:07:14,629 --> 01:07:17,529 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1611 01:07:17,531 --> 01:07:21,433 Okay, so... sometimes he gets nervous. 1612 01:07:21,435 --> 01:07:23,569 B-But trust us, he's amazing. 1613 01:07:23,571 --> 01:07:25,837 And then we do this, like, really hype dance, 1614 01:07:25,839 --> 01:07:27,140 - and we back him up. - RAINA: Yeah, yeah. 1615 01:07:27,142 --> 01:07:29,674 So we'll just skip to the part where we dance. 1616 01:07:29,676 --> 01:07:31,613 Music. 1617 01:07:33,448 --> 01:07:35,915 W-We'll just go. Um... 1618 01:07:35,917 --> 01:07:38,917 a-five, six, seven, eight, and... 1619 01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:40,685 (GRUNTING) 1620 01:07:40,687 --> 01:07:42,154 Oh. Sorry. 1621 01:07:42,156 --> 01:07:43,488 - (GROANS) - Oh! 1622 01:07:43,490 --> 01:07:46,625 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 1623 01:07:46,627 --> 01:07:48,593 Okay, that's enough. You're in. 1624 01:07:48,595 --> 01:07:50,129 See you all at Winchella. 1625 01:07:50,131 --> 01:07:51,730 Awesome. Thank you. 1626 01:07:51,732 --> 01:07:53,598 You guys are gonna be blown away. (CHUCKLES) 1627 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,468 We already are. 1628 01:07:55,470 --> 01:07:57,372 - Yes. - (QUIET CHATTER) 1629 01:07:58,807 --> 01:08:00,506 See? 1630 01:08:00,508 --> 01:08:03,008 See what? That was a disaster. 1631 01:08:03,010 --> 01:08:05,745 It wasn't as great as we-we-we thought it was gonna be. 1632 01:08:05,747 --> 01:08:08,747 But that's okay. We'll totally kill it at-at-at Winchella. 1633 01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:09,816 Right? 1634 01:08:09,818 --> 01:08:11,484 - Yeah. - Are you crazy? 1635 01:08:11,486 --> 01:08:13,653 She just let you into Winchella just to make fun of you. 1636 01:08:13,655 --> 01:08:16,189 I don't know. I mean, she seemed pretty nice. 1637 01:08:16,191 --> 01:08:17,689 RAINA: Yeah, plus they won't laugh 1638 01:08:17,691 --> 01:08:20,460 when they really see what we're about. 1639 01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:22,828 - Forget showing who you really are. - Yeah! - (LAUGHING) 1640 01:08:22,830 --> 01:08:24,729 That is social suicide. 1641 01:08:24,731 --> 01:08:26,698 - Huh? - You know what? 1642 01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:28,634 Let me teach you how to be somebody else. 1643 01:08:28,636 --> 01:08:31,036 Somebody that a bully wouldn't dare to make fun of, 1644 01:08:31,038 --> 01:08:34,005 because you're living a life that they can only dream of. 1645 01:08:34,007 --> 01:08:35,907 And that can't happen here. 1646 01:08:35,909 --> 01:08:37,542 - Oh... - I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped 1647 01:08:37,544 --> 01:08:39,144 a second of school in my whole life. 1648 01:08:39,146 --> 01:08:41,617 Mm-hmm. And, uh, where has that gotten you? 1649 01:08:42,717 --> 01:08:44,052 Let's go. 1650 01:08:53,628 --> 01:08:55,731 - (GASPING) - Whoa. 1651 01:08:56,864 --> 01:08:58,063 Wow. 1652 01:08:58,065 --> 01:09:00,899 - Wow. - Whoa. 1653 01:09:00,901 --> 01:09:03,102 You live here? 1654 01:09:03,104 --> 01:09:05,604 - ISAAC: This is so c-c-cool. - DEVON: Whoa. 1655 01:09:05,606 --> 01:09:08,808 - Is this what having money feels like? - DEVON: Wow. 1656 01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:11,277 Okay, guys, now, focus. This is about showing Jasmine 1657 01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:13,712 and the rest of the school what they're missing out on 1658 01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:15,514 by not being friends with you guys. 1659 01:09:15,516 --> 01:09:18,283 So we have to look like we're having the most fun. 1660 01:09:18,285 --> 01:09:20,952 Isn't it easier to... just to really have fun? 1661 01:09:20,954 --> 01:09:22,587 Ain't nobody got time for reality. 1662 01:09:22,589 --> 01:09:24,657 We're talking about the Internet. 1663 01:09:24,659 --> 01:09:26,058 (SIGHS) Okay. 1664 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:28,728 Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please. 1665 01:09:28,730 --> 01:09:30,830 HOMEGIRL: HomeGirl doesn't know you. 1666 01:09:30,832 --> 01:09:33,064 Voice recognition denied. 1667 01:09:33,066 --> 01:09:35,768 I said, "HomeGirl, a vibe, please!" 1668 01:09:35,770 --> 01:09:37,036 HOMEGIRL: All right. 1669 01:09:37,038 --> 01:09:38,703 - Playing a vibe. - (SIGHS, MUTTERS) 1670 01:09:38,705 --> 01:09:40,706 - Okay. - ("LURKIN" BY DANILEIGH PLAYS) 1671 01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:45,044 So, no one's gonna be jealous of you guys looking like you. 1672 01:09:45,046 --> 01:09:48,147 So we have to change all of this. Follow me. 1673 01:09:48,149 --> 01:09:49,782 ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ 1674 01:09:49,784 --> 01:09:52,818 ♪ Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? ♪ 1675 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:56,121 ♪ All on her timeline-line, all on her timeline-line ♪ 1676 01:09:56,123 --> 01:09:58,189 ♪ All on her time, all on her time ♪ 1677 01:09:58,191 --> 01:09:59,291 ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪ 1678 01:09:59,293 --> 01:10:01,727 - (CHUCKLING): Yeah. - ♪ You slide into her DMs ♪ 1679 01:10:01,729 --> 01:10:03,094 ♪ Hopin' she gon' see it ♪ 1680 01:10:03,096 --> 01:10:04,596 ♪ She don't press allow, she press decline ♪ 1681 01:10:04,598 --> 01:10:06,331 ♪ 'Cause she don't need it ♪ - (LAUGHING) 1682 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,633 - Oh, yeah! - ♪ You likin' all her photos ♪ 1683 01:10:07,635 --> 01:10:09,568 ♪ You lookin' hella loco ♪ 1684 01:10:09,570 --> 01:10:11,136 ♪ You comment, that's a no-no ♪ 1685 01:10:11,138 --> 01:10:13,305 ♪ They got me like, "Ay, coño" ♪ 1686 01:10:13,307 --> 01:10:15,875 ♪ You spent all your rent money, yeah ♪ 1687 01:10:15,877 --> 01:10:17,209 ♪ Don't even get money, yeah ♪ 1688 01:10:17,211 --> 01:10:19,045 ♪ Act like you spend money, yeah ♪ 1689 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:20,746 ♪ No, that's your chick's money, yeah ♪ 1690 01:10:20,748 --> 01:10:21,880 ♪ Now you gon' check for me, yeah ♪ 1691 01:10:21,882 --> 01:10:23,249 ♪ Post up and flex on, yeah ♪ 1692 01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:25,216 ♪ Why you likin' on my page, page? ♪ 1693 01:10:25,218 --> 01:10:27,118 ♪ I'm-a always ask you the same thing ♪ 1694 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,022 ♪ Why you always lurkin'? Why you always lurkin'? ♪ 1695 01:10:30,024 --> 01:10:32,692 ♪ Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? ♪ 1696 01:10:32,694 --> 01:10:34,859 - Yeah. - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ 1697 01:10:34,861 --> 01:10:36,696 - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ - No, no, no. 1698 01:10:36,698 --> 01:10:38,630 - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ - ♪ Why you always lurkin... ♪ 1699 01:10:38,632 --> 01:10:40,633 (GROANING IN PAIN) 1700 01:10:40,635 --> 01:10:42,167 ♪ Why you trippin'? Let me look ♪ 1701 01:10:42,169 --> 01:10:44,737 ♪ Hey, let me read you like a book ♪ 1702 01:10:44,739 --> 01:10:46,104 ♪ Girl, you know I ain't no crook ♪ 1703 01:10:46,106 --> 01:10:47,740 ♪ I just wanna take a look, hey ♪ 1704 01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:49,341 - ♪ I just wanna take a look ♪ - (ISAAC WHIMPERING) 1705 01:10:49,343 --> 01:10:52,178 ♪ All on her timeline-line, all on her timeline-line ♪ 1706 01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:54,679 ♪ All on her time, all on her time ♪ 1707 01:10:54,681 --> 01:10:56,648 - ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪ - (GRUNTING) 1708 01:10:56,650 --> 01:10:58,017 - (GASPING) - ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪ 1709 01:10:58,019 --> 01:10:59,852 ♪ All on her time, all on her time ♪ 1710 01:10:59,854 --> 01:11:01,754 - ♪ All on her timeline-line ♪ - (GASPING, PANTING) 1711 01:11:01,756 --> 01:11:03,723 - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ 1712 01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,657 - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ - ♪ Why you always lurkin'? ♪ 1713 01:11:05,659 --> 01:11:08,294 ♪ Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? ♪ 1714 01:11:08,296 --> 01:11:09,996 - (ALL SIGH) - (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1715 01:11:09,998 --> 01:11:11,630 That was awesome. 1716 01:11:11,632 --> 01:11:14,733 - We look so cool. - Oh! L-Look, look! 1717 01:11:14,735 --> 01:11:17,268 - Look at all these likes. - RAINA: Wow. 1718 01:11:17,270 --> 01:11:19,971 Even Jasmine kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story. 1719 01:11:19,973 --> 01:11:23,142 I mean, I still think Winchella would have been fun. 1720 01:11:23,144 --> 01:11:26,911 One wrong move, and then you lose all your followers. 1721 01:11:26,913 --> 01:11:29,215 Forget Winchella. 1722 01:11:29,217 --> 01:11:31,384 She's right. We can't mess this up. 1723 01:11:31,386 --> 01:11:33,652 I've changed your life for the better. 1724 01:11:33,654 --> 01:11:35,153 My work here is done. 1725 01:11:35,155 --> 01:11:37,156 Your Lyft is downstairs. 1726 01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:39,995 - Thank you. - Bye. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 1727 01:11:41,829 --> 01:11:43,395 What are you doing here? 1728 01:11:43,397 --> 01:11:45,264 (SIGHS) I don't know, okay? 1729 01:11:45,266 --> 01:11:46,999 I-I-I... I walked into a store, 1730 01:11:47,001 --> 01:11:49,068 there was pink everywhere, and the next thing I know, 1731 01:11:49,070 --> 01:11:51,937 I'm handing over my credit card, and... 1732 01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:54,674 You... you probably don't play with toys, huh? 1733 01:11:54,676 --> 01:11:57,242 I should have thought about this. 1734 01:11:57,244 --> 01:11:59,277 Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay? I just want to make 1735 01:11:59,279 --> 01:12:01,147 a good impression on you and your mom. 1736 01:12:01,149 --> 01:12:03,014 - Wh-Where's Jordan? - Business trip. 1737 01:12:03,016 --> 01:12:05,417 Look, do you want me to send her a message or something? 1738 01:12:05,419 --> 01:12:08,054 N-No. I-I mean... yes. 1739 01:12:08,056 --> 01:12:10,689 (SIGHS) There's just so much I want to say. 1740 01:12:10,691 --> 01:12:13,729 But your mama just makes it so hard to talk face-to-face. 1741 01:12:15,195 --> 01:12:18,165 (SIGHS) Just... come in. 1742 01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:22,068 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) 1743 01:12:22,070 --> 01:12:23,301 (CHUCKLING): Hey. 1744 01:12:23,303 --> 01:12:25,004 - What is happening? - Hey. (STAMMERS) 1745 01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:26,805 N-No, n-no. 1746 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:28,907 Yo, these are dope. 1747 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:31,109 Uh, thanks. (CHUCKLES) 1748 01:12:31,111 --> 01:12:32,243 So, you ready? 1749 01:12:32,245 --> 01:12:34,813 Uh-huh. Uh, no. 1750 01:12:34,815 --> 01:12:37,249 I can't do it. I can't run another pitch meeting. 1751 01:12:37,251 --> 01:12:39,151 And it's fine. It's good. I'm good. 1752 01:12:39,153 --> 01:12:41,953 April, you have so many dope ideas. Look at this. 1753 01:12:41,955 --> 01:12:44,857 You know, you could really bring a team together. 1754 01:12:44,859 --> 01:12:46,291 I can't do it like Jordan. 1755 01:12:46,293 --> 01:12:47,992 Yes, thank God. 1756 01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:50,261 She never lets us get our ideas out, and that's... 1757 01:12:50,263 --> 01:12:51,764 that's including you. 1758 01:12:51,766 --> 01:12:53,099 You're right. 1759 01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:54,767 So, what you gonna do? 1760 01:12:54,769 --> 01:12:58,269 I-I guess I'm gonna run it... like me? 1761 01:12:58,271 --> 01:12:59,871 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said. 1762 01:12:59,873 --> 01:13:01,173 I said I'm gonna run it like me. 1763 01:13:01,175 --> 01:13:03,142 I'm sorry, I-I couldn't hear you. 1764 01:13:03,144 --> 01:13:04,910 - I'm gonna go up there... - Uh-huh. 1765 01:13:04,912 --> 01:13:07,246 ...and run that pitch meeting like April, who's me. 1766 01:13:07,248 --> 01:13:08,880 - Uh-huh. - And I'm gonna kill it. 1767 01:13:08,882 --> 01:13:10,416 - You gonna kill it? - Yes! I'm gonna... up there, 1768 01:13:10,418 --> 01:13:11,951 - I'm gonna kill it. - You gonna kill up there. 1769 01:13:11,953 --> 01:13:13,219 - Yes. - Okay. 1770 01:13:13,221 --> 01:13:14,786 April, when I first heard 1771 01:13:14,788 --> 01:13:16,455 that you were leading the pitch meeting, 1772 01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:18,224 I really only came for the bagels. 1773 01:13:18,226 --> 01:13:19,457 (EMPLOYEES MURMURING, CHUCKLING) 1774 01:13:19,459 --> 01:13:21,260 But this is the first time 1775 01:13:21,262 --> 01:13:23,763 I feel like my pitch has actually been heard. 1776 01:13:23,765 --> 01:13:25,831 MELISSA (CHUCKLES): Tell me about it. 1777 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:28,166 I haven't even taken one of my antianxiety pills today. 1778 01:13:28,168 --> 01:13:30,102 I mean, look at us. I mean, this is nice, right? 1779 01:13:30,104 --> 01:13:31,437 I mean, this is, like, a very positive, 1780 01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:32,837 like, A.A. meeting, right? 1781 01:13:32,839 --> 01:13:34,540 - (LAUGHTER) - SCOTT: Yeah. Right? 1782 01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:36,509 Well, thank you, guys, so much. 1783 01:13:36,511 --> 01:13:39,310 I-I'm so glad this is fun. 1784 01:13:39,312 --> 01:13:41,147 But I have to be honest. 1785 01:13:41,149 --> 01:13:42,881 The ideas just aren't there yet. 1786 01:13:42,883 --> 01:13:44,783 We got to do better. 1787 01:13:44,785 --> 01:13:46,285 CONNOR: Let's hear 'em! 1788 01:13:46,287 --> 01:13:48,286 Ready to make that money! 1789 01:13:48,288 --> 01:13:49,854 - Uh... - Is-is that...? 1790 01:13:49,856 --> 01:13:51,357 APRIL: Mr. Connor. 1791 01:13:51,359 --> 01:13:53,459 - How long have you been here? - I don't know. 1792 01:13:53,461 --> 01:13:55,460 I never learned how to tell time. 1793 01:13:55,462 --> 01:13:57,228 Someone else does time for me. 1794 01:13:57,230 --> 01:14:00,198 Well, the-the pitch isn't until tomorrow. 1795 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,903 Where's Jordan? 1796 01:14:03,270 --> 01:14:04,937 Jordan... 1797 01:14:04,939 --> 01:14:06,272 Can I see it? (CLEARS THROAT) 1798 01:14:06,274 --> 01:14:09,008 She's at home... 1799 01:14:09,010 --> 01:14:11,577 dealing with some stuff... 1800 01:14:11,579 --> 01:14:13,379 in her private area. 1801 01:14:13,381 --> 01:14:15,147 That's... Whew! 1802 01:14:15,149 --> 01:14:17,049 It is on fire. 1803 01:14:17,051 --> 01:14:19,885 Mm. Got a hotbox down there? 1804 01:14:19,887 --> 01:14:22,287 I've dealt with a few o' those. 1805 01:14:22,289 --> 01:14:24,189 You said you dealt with a... a few? 1806 01:14:24,191 --> 01:14:26,224 So, what have you got? 1807 01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:29,260 Come on, the suspense is killing me. 1808 01:14:29,262 --> 01:14:31,930 (CHIMES) 1809 01:14:31,932 --> 01:14:34,032 So, what's your plan for my mom? 1810 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:37,202 (CHUCKLES) There is no plan. 1811 01:14:37,204 --> 01:14:38,903 I enjoy spending time with her. 1812 01:14:38,905 --> 01:14:40,973 Well, that can't be it. 1813 01:14:40,975 --> 01:14:43,309 There's got to be some... angle. 1814 01:14:43,311 --> 01:14:45,247 Well, there isn't. 1815 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:49,849 (SIGHS) I see her, you know? 1816 01:14:49,851 --> 01:14:52,318 I mean, she's only tough so no one can hurt her. 1817 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,086 But on the low... (CHUCKLES) 1818 01:14:55,088 --> 01:14:57,223 your mom is really, really silly. 1819 01:14:57,225 --> 01:14:59,124 Like, I can't even tell you how many times 1820 01:14:59,126 --> 01:15:01,160 I caught her goofing and dancing around here 1821 01:15:01,162 --> 01:15:02,560 when she thought no one was watching. 1822 01:15:02,562 --> 01:15:05,296 Mm-hmm. (CLEARS THROAT) 1823 01:15:05,298 --> 01:15:08,367 All right. Then let's get real. 1824 01:15:08,369 --> 01:15:09,635 TREVOR: Mm. 1825 01:15:09,637 --> 01:15:11,170 You're here for her money, huh? 1826 01:15:11,172 --> 01:15:12,237 (CLEARS THROAT) What? 1827 01:15:12,239 --> 01:15:13,304 - (TREVOR CHUCKLES) - Mm-hmm. 1828 01:15:13,306 --> 01:15:15,340 No, I'm not here for her money. 1829 01:15:15,342 --> 01:15:18,010 I, uh... I do pretty well for myself. 1830 01:15:18,012 --> 01:15:20,379 You're a starving artist. 1831 01:15:20,381 --> 01:15:22,413 Yes, I am an artist. 1832 01:15:22,415 --> 01:15:25,017 Your mom only assumes I'm starving. 1833 01:15:25,019 --> 01:15:26,417 I actually just had a great show 1834 01:15:26,419 --> 01:15:27,955 at the Studio Museum in Harlem. 1835 01:15:30,524 --> 01:15:35,027 I am surprised that I... 1836 01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:37,897 my mom didn't know that about you. 1837 01:15:37,899 --> 01:15:40,331 Oh. I mean, how could she? 1838 01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:42,134 Right? 1839 01:15:42,136 --> 01:15:44,002 She never asks me anything, and... 1840 01:15:44,004 --> 01:15:46,337 she definitely doesn't tell me much about herself. 1841 01:15:46,339 --> 01:15:48,543 I mean, I... I didn't know about you. 1842 01:15:49,976 --> 01:15:51,542 Then... 1843 01:15:51,544 --> 01:15:54,481 if she's so tough, then why are you here? 1844 01:15:55,917 --> 01:15:57,683 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 1845 01:15:57,685 --> 01:16:00,021 I care about your mom. 1846 01:16:01,221 --> 01:16:03,421 To be that guarded... 1847 01:16:03,423 --> 01:16:06,625 it has to be lonely. 1848 01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:08,693 I just want her to know that, 1849 01:16:08,695 --> 01:16:11,496 even though she may feel like she's on her own, 1850 01:16:11,498 --> 01:16:14,903 no matter what, I truly have her back. 1851 01:16:17,270 --> 01:16:20,605 That... is very nice to hear. 1852 01:16:20,607 --> 01:16:22,340 You see, I could... I could do this. 1853 01:16:22,342 --> 01:16:25,010 I can do this, right? I-I could be a great dad. 1854 01:16:25,012 --> 01:16:27,545 You know what? This was a really good talk. 1855 01:16:27,547 --> 01:16:29,480 How about you just give me a hug? 1856 01:16:29,482 --> 01:16:31,015 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1857 01:16:31,017 --> 01:16:32,684 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, you're so cool. 1858 01:16:32,686 --> 01:16:35,120 I knew it. I knew we were gonna hit it off. 1859 01:16:35,122 --> 01:16:38,357 Okay. All right. All right. Oh, oh. 1860 01:16:38,359 --> 01:16:40,626 Okay. All right. Okay. 1861 01:16:40,628 --> 01:16:43,194 Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm. Ah, wait, wait, wait. 1862 01:16:43,196 --> 01:16:44,563 Get... Ah-ah-ah. 1863 01:16:44,565 --> 01:16:46,432 A-All right, all right. Oh, w-wait a minute. 1864 01:16:46,434 --> 01:16:49,233 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. 1865 01:16:49,235 --> 01:16:51,437 What-what are you doing? 1866 01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:52,737 Oh. (GROANS) 1867 01:16:52,739 --> 01:16:54,173 Right. Um... 1868 01:16:54,175 --> 01:16:55,506 No, don't. You're on time-out. 1869 01:16:55,508 --> 01:16:57,576 You need to stay here and... 1870 01:16:57,578 --> 01:16:59,210 Matter of fact, you go sit in the corner, 1871 01:16:59,212 --> 01:17:00,411 you think about what you did. 1872 01:17:00,413 --> 01:17:03,148 I-I'm gonna leave you by yourself. 1873 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:05,184 No, just... wait. 1874 01:17:05,186 --> 01:17:07,589 - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) - Come back. 1875 01:17:09,155 --> 01:17:10,492 (CHIMES) 1876 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,962 (SIGHS) 1877 01:17:17,030 --> 01:17:18,730 Come on. 1878 01:17:18,732 --> 01:17:20,331 - What's-what's her name? - Oh, it... that's April. 1879 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,001 April. April! 1880 01:17:22,003 --> 01:17:23,335 - Hey. - JORDAN: Put me in your ear, 1881 01:17:23,337 --> 01:17:24,469 and I'll tell you what to say. 1882 01:17:24,471 --> 01:17:26,438 Time is money. Bring it. 1883 01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:28,273 - What do you got? - JORDAN: April? 1884 01:17:28,275 --> 01:17:30,509 - I got to go. - Don't you dare hang up on me! 1885 01:17:30,511 --> 01:17:32,544 Sorry. It's... Can't hang up. 1886 01:17:32,546 --> 01:17:34,779 It was like, "Can you hear me now?" And then it... 1887 01:17:34,781 --> 01:17:37,049 April! 1888 01:17:37,051 --> 01:17:40,652 Uh, the idea that we want to pitch tomorrow 1889 01:17:40,654 --> 01:17:42,557 is called, um... 1890 01:17:44,624 --> 01:17:46,625 It's called DiscoverEyes. 1891 01:17:46,627 --> 01:17:50,328 It's an interactive game where you can see the world 1892 01:17:50,330 --> 01:17:52,398 through the eyes of a child. 1893 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,033 (EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY) 1894 01:17:55,035 --> 01:17:56,602 Or, you know, we have other ideas, too. 1895 01:17:56,604 --> 01:17:58,670 - (STAMMERING): You... She... - Mm-hmm. Right? 1896 01:17:58,672 --> 01:18:01,376 No. That's the one I want to hear. 1897 01:18:02,776 --> 01:18:05,243 DiscoverEyes. 1898 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:06,478 - Dope. - (CHUCKLES) 1899 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,348 I'll be back in 24 hours to hear the pitch. 1900 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:10,448 (EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY) 1901 01:18:10,450 --> 01:18:11,683 - DiscoverEyes. - APRIL: Yes. 1902 01:18:11,685 --> 01:18:12,751 APRIL and EMPLOYEES: DiscoverEyes. 1903 01:18:12,753 --> 01:18:15,420 - Sounds promising. - Yeah. - Right. 1904 01:18:15,422 --> 01:18:17,523 DiscoverEyes. 1905 01:18:17,525 --> 01:18:19,294 - Scott? - Yeah. 1906 01:18:20,394 --> 01:18:21,492 (LAUGHS) 1907 01:18:21,494 --> 01:18:23,261 MELISSA: You did it. 1908 01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:25,296 - We did it, guys. - (OTHERS WHOOPING) 1909 01:18:25,298 --> 01:18:26,697 You did what?! 1910 01:18:26,699 --> 01:18:29,068 I never approved DiscoverEyes. 1911 01:18:29,070 --> 01:18:31,603 I never approved you even pitching that idea. 1912 01:18:31,605 --> 01:18:33,604 And now my future of my whole company 1913 01:18:33,606 --> 01:18:35,474 is gonna be running off an assistant's pitch? 1914 01:18:35,476 --> 01:18:38,313 Well, what did you want me to do? You told me to help. 1915 01:18:39,413 --> 01:18:41,281 You serious? 1916 01:18:43,516 --> 01:18:46,551 Disloyal, self-serving! 1917 01:18:46,553 --> 01:18:48,086 Huh. 1918 01:18:48,088 --> 01:18:50,522 You did this for you, not me. 1919 01:18:50,524 --> 01:18:52,224 Not the company. 1920 01:18:52,226 --> 01:18:54,225 So I'm self-serving? 1921 01:18:54,227 --> 01:18:57,196 You're the one who only cares about yourself. 1922 01:18:57,198 --> 01:18:59,230 You're nasty to everyone here, 1923 01:18:59,232 --> 01:19:01,532 like we're not trying to help make your company great. 1924 01:19:01,534 --> 01:19:02,768 Yeah, right. 1925 01:19:02,770 --> 01:19:04,870 Sure. You stab me in the back, 1926 01:19:04,872 --> 01:19:06,404 then blabbing all your bad ideas 1927 01:19:06,406 --> 01:19:09,508 to my top client to get your first shot. 1928 01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:11,210 How would you know? 1929 01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,679 'Cause you've never even heard my pitch. 1930 01:19:13,681 --> 01:19:15,346 You are such a child. 1931 01:19:15,348 --> 01:19:16,682 Whether you're 38 or 13, 1932 01:19:16,684 --> 01:19:18,684 it's still the same mess with you. 1933 01:19:18,686 --> 01:19:22,520 You see, now I know why you're too scared of taking risks. 1934 01:19:22,522 --> 01:19:25,791 'Cause you don't even know what the hell you're doing! 1935 01:19:25,793 --> 01:19:27,429 You should just stay scared. 1936 01:19:29,163 --> 01:19:31,563 You know what? 1937 01:19:31,565 --> 01:19:35,834 I'm sending all the pitches in your in-box, including mine, 1938 01:19:35,836 --> 01:19:37,568 because, clearly, you want to do this 1939 01:19:37,570 --> 01:19:39,170 on your own, which is fine. 1940 01:19:39,172 --> 01:19:41,305 Yes, that's exactly how I want it. 1941 01:19:41,307 --> 01:19:42,773 You know what I want? 1942 01:19:42,775 --> 01:19:44,510 (GROWLS) Carbs! 1943 01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:46,577 That's what I want! 1944 01:19:46,579 --> 01:19:48,212 I quit! 1945 01:19:48,214 --> 01:19:49,814 - Go, then! - I'm doing that right now. 1946 01:19:49,816 --> 01:19:51,782 I'm not following your instructions anymore. 1947 01:19:51,784 --> 01:19:53,385 So, girl, bye! 1948 01:19:53,387 --> 01:19:54,652 Girl, bye! 1949 01:19:54,654 --> 01:19:57,389 What'd you say? Bye, girl! 1950 01:19:57,391 --> 01:19:58,590 Girl, bye-bye! 1951 01:19:58,592 --> 01:20:00,759 Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC. 1952 01:20:00,761 --> 01:20:03,228 (GROANS) And take your damn bagels with you. 1953 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:05,363 Oh! Was that an everything bagel? 1954 01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:07,198 You are nothing! 1955 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,767 And bring me back my clothes. 1956 01:20:08,769 --> 01:20:10,368 Too late. I stretched them out. (CHUCKLES) 1957 01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:12,237 - I still want them! - Too bad. 1958 01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:13,538 - (JORDAN GROANS) - MELISSA: There's only one 1959 01:20:13,540 --> 01:20:15,174 person I know who acts like that. 1960 01:20:15,176 --> 01:20:16,774 - Don't say it. - Jordan Sanders. 1961 01:20:16,776 --> 01:20:18,410 (PRESTON TAKES A DEEP BREATH) 1962 01:20:18,412 --> 01:20:20,344 - PRESTON: Hey. - What? 1963 01:20:20,346 --> 01:20:23,482 - Who are you? - Excuse me? 1964 01:20:23,484 --> 01:20:25,550 - Whose child are you? - Whose child are you? 1965 01:20:25,552 --> 01:20:27,518 Whose child is this walking around here 1966 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:28,886 in a tiny pink pantsuit? 1967 01:20:28,888 --> 01:20:30,956 JORDAN: Shut up! Get back to work. 1968 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:32,491 MELISSA: You know what? 1969 01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:33,724 She need a whupping. What's in my purse? 1970 01:20:33,726 --> 01:20:35,059 - PRESTON: What you doing? - Let me go. 1971 01:20:35,061 --> 01:20:37,328 You know, I'm gonna go get a belt, 'cause I sure ain't... 1972 01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:38,964 Yeah, get a belt. Whup somebody else's child. 1973 01:20:38,966 --> 01:20:42,466 You know, is it bad I hope Jordan never comes back? 1974 01:20:42,468 --> 01:20:43,935 EMPLOYEES: No. 1975 01:20:43,937 --> 01:20:45,571 WOMAN (CHUCKLING): God. 1976 01:20:45,573 --> 01:20:47,508 (DISTANT SIRENS) 1977 01:20:49,976 --> 01:20:52,579 ("BLACK NAILS" BY TIERRA WHACK PLAYING) 1978 01:20:56,917 --> 01:20:59,885 What is happening to me? 1979 01:20:59,887 --> 01:21:01,920 ♪ Reading my open mail... ♪ 1980 01:21:01,922 --> 01:21:05,290 God, just... please send me a sign. 1981 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:07,559 - (STUDENTS CHEERING) - ♪ If I just be myself ♪ 1982 01:21:07,561 --> 01:21:09,594 ♪ I'm a head and you're tails ♪ 1983 01:21:09,596 --> 01:21:10,996 ♪ Red paint on my nails ♪ 1984 01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:12,296 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1985 01:21:12,298 --> 01:21:13,999 ♪ I'm doing so well ♪ 1986 01:21:14,001 --> 01:21:15,767 - ♪ Listen to myself ♪ - (SIGHS) 1987 01:21:15,769 --> 01:21:17,835 ♪ Writing bars in my cell ♪ 1988 01:21:17,837 --> 01:21:19,971 ♪ Rice next to my kale ♪ 1989 01:21:19,973 --> 01:21:21,807 ♪ Shirt holy like grail ♪ 1990 01:21:21,809 --> 01:21:23,875 ♪ Distant for my health ♪ 1991 01:21:23,877 --> 01:21:25,777 ♪ My name Whack ring bells ♪ 1992 01:21:25,779 --> 01:21:27,813 ♪ Yes, I've changed like Wells ♪ 1993 01:21:27,815 --> 01:21:29,648 ♪ I'm doing so well ♪ 1994 01:21:29,650 --> 01:21:32,017 - ♪ So I say, "Oh, well" ♪ - (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 1995 01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:33,751 ♪ I don't tell no tells ♪ 1996 01:21:33,753 --> 01:21:35,754 ♪ Should've spent time in Yale... ♪ 1997 01:21:35,756 --> 01:21:38,689 - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Oh, hey, little lady. Stop. 1998 01:21:38,691 --> 01:21:42,260 Oh, um... hey, Vince. 1999 01:21:42,262 --> 01:21:44,830 I appreciate you being so conscientious, 2000 01:21:44,832 --> 01:21:46,598 but it's fine. 2001 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,466 I'm not going to fire you. 2002 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,035 Yeah, but Miss Sanders will. 2003 01:21:50,037 --> 01:21:51,769 I have to make something right, 2004 01:21:51,771 --> 01:21:54,505 and I can't do it without my precious baby. 2005 01:21:54,507 --> 01:21:56,642 Wait, no way. Come on. Come on, give me the keys back. 2006 01:21:56,644 --> 01:21:57,975 Fine. 2007 01:21:57,977 --> 01:21:59,814 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 2008 01:22:01,515 --> 01:22:02,913 (VINCE GRUNTS) 2009 01:22:02,915 --> 01:22:03,948 (STAMMERING) 2010 01:22:03,950 --> 01:22:05,319 (ENGINE REVVING) 2011 01:22:07,654 --> 01:22:10,522 (HORNS HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING) 2012 01:22:10,524 --> 01:22:12,459 (MUSIC THUMPING IN TRUCK) 2013 01:22:14,595 --> 01:22:15,960 Hey, girl. 2014 01:22:15,962 --> 01:22:17,763 How old are you? 2015 01:22:17,765 --> 01:22:19,331 (SIGHS) 2016 01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:21,332 I don't even know, man. 2017 01:22:21,334 --> 01:22:23,837 I don't know, either. (LAUGHS) 2018 01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:33,312 Hey. I have that address you were looking for. 2019 01:22:33,314 --> 01:22:35,046 - The what? - The doughnut girl. 2020 01:22:35,048 --> 01:22:37,616 But it's gonna be tough to find her after today. 2021 01:22:37,618 --> 01:22:39,020 Their route's, like, impossible to track. 2022 01:22:40,421 --> 01:22:42,022 Thank you. 2023 01:22:52,932 --> 01:22:54,633 (SIGHS) 2024 01:22:54,635 --> 01:22:56,468 ♪ Go! ♪ 2025 01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:59,670 ♪ Woke up feeling like I should run for president ♪ 2026 01:22:59,672 --> 01:23:01,840 ♪ Even if there ain't no precedent ♪ 2027 01:23:01,842 --> 01:23:03,908 - ♪ Switching up the messaging ♪ - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 2028 01:23:03,910 --> 01:23:05,544 ♪ I'm about to add a little estrogen... ♪ 2029 01:23:05,546 --> 01:23:07,578 Hello? 2030 01:23:07,580 --> 01:23:10,782 I'm still mad at you, but I found Stevie and the truck. 2031 01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:12,783 I don't know how long she'll be there. 2032 01:23:12,785 --> 01:23:16,455 (SIGHS) I have to get to Winchella to help those kids. 2033 01:23:16,457 --> 01:23:18,456 Look, I screwed up. 2034 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:21,059 I told them not to do their stupid dance. 2035 01:23:21,061 --> 01:23:22,960 But I was wrong. 2036 01:23:22,962 --> 01:23:24,996 Well, I'm just letting you know that this may be 2037 01:23:24,998 --> 01:23:26,732 your last chance to reverse whatever this is, 2038 01:23:26,734 --> 01:23:28,899 or you'll be living that preteen life forever. 2039 01:23:28,901 --> 01:23:30,969 So, do what you got to do. 2040 01:23:30,971 --> 01:23:32,603 You're right. 2041 01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:34,775 - ♪ Do your thing... ♪ - (ENGINE REVVING) 2042 01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:41,549 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE) 2043 01:23:42,815 --> 01:23:44,950 (CAMERA CLICKS) 2044 01:23:44,952 --> 01:23:46,952 (CHEERLEADERS WHOOPING) 2045 01:23:46,954 --> 01:23:50,688 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 2046 01:23:50,690 --> 01:23:52,691 (WHOOPING) 2047 01:23:52,693 --> 01:23:54,494 - Yeah! - Come on! 2048 01:23:55,762 --> 01:23:57,097 Guys. 2049 01:23:58,498 --> 01:24:00,465 You guys have to perform tonight. 2050 01:24:00,467 --> 01:24:03,001 B-But you said that was s-social suicide. 2051 01:24:03,003 --> 01:24:04,402 Look, I'm not gonna lie... 2052 01:24:04,404 --> 01:24:06,036 you guys could go to the hospital 2053 01:24:06,038 --> 01:24:09,040 if you guys go on that stage, but that shouldn't stop you. 2054 01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:11,576 What? N-No. 2055 01:24:11,578 --> 01:24:14,011 That should definitely s-stop-stop us. 2056 01:24:14,013 --> 01:24:16,447 You guys may be too young to understand this, 2057 01:24:16,449 --> 01:24:18,750 but I bailed on being my true self 2058 01:24:18,752 --> 01:24:21,620 because people told me I didn't count or fit in. 2059 01:24:21,622 --> 01:24:25,090 You're only like six months older than us, Jordan. 2060 01:24:25,092 --> 01:24:26,691 Everyone thinks you have to grow up 2061 01:24:26,693 --> 01:24:28,760 to figure out who you are, but they're wrong. 2062 01:24:28,762 --> 01:24:30,862 When we're kids, we know who we are. 2063 01:24:30,864 --> 01:24:33,831 It's just the world that beats it out of us. 2064 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:35,000 So, with that being said, 2065 01:24:35,002 --> 01:24:36,535 you guys should perform the dance 2066 01:24:36,537 --> 01:24:38,039 that you guys worked so hard on. 2067 01:24:39,806 --> 01:24:41,840 Come on, guys. What do you say? 2068 01:24:41,842 --> 01:24:44,075 No, uh, we're-we're-we're good. 2069 01:24:44,077 --> 01:24:45,609 We're just chilling. 2070 01:24:45,611 --> 01:24:48,813 Yeah, we'll sit this one out. 2071 01:24:48,815 --> 01:24:50,782 It's Jasmine's world. 2072 01:24:50,784 --> 01:24:53,551 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 2073 01:24:53,553 --> 01:24:56,121 (CROWD CHEERING) 2074 01:24:56,123 --> 01:24:58,857 I'll teach you guys there's nothing to be afraid of. 2075 01:24:58,859 --> 01:25:00,090 What are you doing? 2076 01:25:00,092 --> 01:25:01,863 (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 2077 01:25:06,934 --> 01:25:08,899 STUDENT: Get off the stage! 2078 01:25:08,901 --> 01:25:11,169 - What's she doing over there? - (CROWD BOOING) 2079 01:25:11,171 --> 01:25:14,805 - Move it, Sanders! - Get off the stage! 2080 01:25:14,807 --> 01:25:16,575 - (CROWD BOOING) - Lame! 2081 01:25:16,577 --> 01:25:18,910 No, guys, let's give her a chance. 2082 01:25:18,912 --> 01:25:20,711 See what she got. 2083 01:25:20,713 --> 01:25:22,147 Give her some music. 2084 01:25:22,149 --> 01:25:24,148 GIRL: Yeah, let's see it. 2085 01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:26,585 (BAND PLAYS MARCH) 2086 01:25:26,587 --> 01:25:28,152 BOY: Do something! 2087 01:25:28,154 --> 01:25:30,589 Oh, my God. 2088 01:25:30,591 --> 01:25:32,193 ♪ ♪ 2089 01:25:44,837 --> 01:25:46,837 STUDENT: That's not cool. 2090 01:25:46,839 --> 01:25:49,843 - Get off the stage! - Boring! 2091 01:26:00,654 --> 01:26:03,991 (STUDENTS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 2092 01:26:05,525 --> 01:26:07,692 STUDENT: Yeah, get the running man. 2093 01:26:07,694 --> 01:26:09,760 Okay. 2094 01:26:09,762 --> 01:26:11,899 (STUDENTS WHOOPING) 2095 01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,867 - Stanky leg! - Yeah! 2096 01:26:15,869 --> 01:26:17,068 (WHOOPING) 2097 01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:18,269 (CROWD GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) 2098 01:26:18,271 --> 01:26:20,106 (CHUCKLES) 2099 01:26:24,144 --> 01:26:25,609 - Get it, Sanders! - (WHOOPING) 2100 01:26:25,611 --> 01:26:27,848 (CROWD CHEERING) 2101 01:26:37,925 --> 01:26:39,724 - (GASPS) - (SCREAMS) 2102 01:26:39,726 --> 01:26:41,529 - (GRUNTING) - (CROWD GASPING) - Oh! 2103 01:26:42,628 --> 01:26:44,328 (CROWD GROANING, BOOING) 2104 01:26:44,330 --> 01:26:45,533 ISAAC: Oh, no, Jordan! 2105 01:26:46,934 --> 01:26:48,934 Jordan, are you okay? 2106 01:26:48,936 --> 01:26:50,905 - Jordan! - (LAUGHTER) 2107 01:26:54,274 --> 01:26:56,241 - Are you okay? - I'm sorry, guys. 2108 01:26:56,243 --> 01:26:58,209 - (ISAAC GROANS) - It's okay. You were great. 2109 01:26:58,211 --> 01:27:00,679 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. 2110 01:27:00,681 --> 01:27:04,014 A-And the most d-da-dan-dangerous. 2111 01:27:04,016 --> 01:27:06,350 STUDENT: Boo! 2112 01:27:06,352 --> 01:27:08,286 - (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) - Go away! 2113 01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:11,022 (CROWD BOOING) 2114 01:27:11,024 --> 01:27:12,793 STUDENT: Boo! 2115 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,727 BOY: What's he doing? 2116 01:27:15,729 --> 01:27:16,928 (CLEARS THROAT) 2117 01:27:16,930 --> 01:27:18,932 GIRL: What are you doing? 2118 01:27:22,369 --> 01:27:26,237 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 2119 01:27:26,239 --> 01:27:29,374 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 2120 01:27:29,376 --> 01:27:32,911 ♪ I'm the best man you'll never know ♪ 2121 01:27:32,913 --> 01:27:37,616 ♪ There's no way I can ever go ♪ 2122 01:27:37,618 --> 01:27:40,684 ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪ 2123 01:27:40,686 --> 01:27:42,386 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 2124 01:27:42,388 --> 01:27:45,189 ♪ And you and you and you ♪ 2125 01:27:45,191 --> 01:27:51,129 - ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ - (CROWD MURMURING, WHOOPING) 2126 01:27:51,131 --> 01:27:54,064 ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ 2127 01:27:54,066 --> 01:27:57,768 - ♪ Oh... ♪ - (WHOOPING) 2128 01:27:57,770 --> 01:28:00,170 - Hit it. - (CROWD CHEERING) 2129 01:28:00,172 --> 01:28:02,042 STUDENT: Let's go! 2130 01:28:04,378 --> 01:28:07,014 (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE) 2131 01:28:12,418 --> 01:28:15,353 STUDENTS (WITH BEAT): Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2132 01:28:15,355 --> 01:28:17,688 (CHEERING) 2133 01:28:17,690 --> 01:28:20,157 - Hey, oh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2134 01:28:20,159 --> 01:28:21,628 Hey, oh! 2135 01:28:23,663 --> 01:28:25,362 - Hey, oh! - Okay. 2136 01:28:25,364 --> 01:28:30,001 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 2137 01:28:30,003 --> 01:28:32,403 Go! Go! Go! 2138 01:28:32,405 --> 01:28:35,340 Ooh... Hey! 2139 01:28:35,342 --> 01:28:37,612 (CHEERING) 2140 01:28:39,046 --> 01:28:40,377 - (WHOOPING) - CROWD: Hey! 2141 01:28:40,379 --> 01:28:42,947 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2142 01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:44,782 Hey! Hey! 2143 01:28:44,784 --> 01:28:48,920 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2144 01:28:48,922 --> 01:28:50,391 (CHEERING) 2145 01:28:51,925 --> 01:28:55,296 Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! 2146 01:28:56,829 --> 01:28:57,929 Hey, oh! 2147 01:28:57,931 --> 01:29:01,899 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! 2148 01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:04,902 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2149 01:29:04,904 --> 01:29:08,005 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2150 01:29:08,007 --> 01:29:09,808 - (CHEERING, WHOOPING) - Hey! Hey! 2151 01:29:09,810 --> 01:29:12,876 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2152 01:29:12,878 --> 01:29:15,145 (MUSIC ENDS) 2153 01:29:15,147 --> 01:29:18,785 (CHEERING) 2154 01:29:21,788 --> 01:29:23,822 I thought you weren't coming. 2155 01:29:23,824 --> 01:29:27,358 Well, I mean, I wasn't, but a good friend of mine... 2156 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,928 who I should really stop being mean to... 2157 01:29:29,930 --> 01:29:31,228 helped me realize something. 2158 01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:33,398 Even if it means I have to be 2159 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,035 a child for the rest of my life. 2160 01:29:37,037 --> 01:29:40,138 I have no idea what you're talking about. 2161 01:29:40,140 --> 01:29:41,505 I do. 2162 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:43,108 MAN: All right, sweetie. Time to go. 2163 01:29:43,110 --> 01:29:44,375 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Mom. 2164 01:29:44,377 --> 01:29:46,044 - We-we did it. - Hey, you made it. 2165 01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:47,411 Did you see me? They loved it. 2166 01:29:47,413 --> 01:29:49,147 What are you doing here? 2167 01:29:49,149 --> 01:29:51,218 Being a friend. 2168 01:29:54,855 --> 01:29:58,156 You're the evil lady from the office? 2169 01:29:58,158 --> 01:30:00,125 Well, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 2170 01:30:00,127 --> 01:30:02,893 yes, but I've had 2171 01:30:02,895 --> 01:30:04,862 real emotional growth in a few areas. 2172 01:30:04,864 --> 01:30:06,930 Just turn me back. 2173 01:30:06,932 --> 01:30:09,800 - Mm-hmm. - Me? 2174 01:30:09,802 --> 01:30:11,935 Yep, that thing right there. Just point that... 2175 01:30:11,937 --> 01:30:15,305 - Yep. - (SIGHS) 2176 01:30:15,307 --> 01:30:17,207 Wait. 2177 01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:20,210 If I do, are you gonna be all mean? 2178 01:30:20,212 --> 01:30:23,480 Didn't you just hear me say I had emotional growth?! 2179 01:30:23,482 --> 01:30:24,948 Jesus. 2180 01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:27,417 I apologize for yelling. That was mean. 2181 01:30:27,419 --> 01:30:30,220 I'll be nice. Hurry up and do it. 2182 01:30:30,222 --> 01:30:31,956 Okay. 2183 01:30:31,958 --> 01:30:35,963 I wish you were all grown-up. 2184 01:30:42,569 --> 01:30:44,536 - Uh-oh. - Just... 2185 01:30:44,538 --> 01:30:46,371 give it to me. 2186 01:30:46,373 --> 01:30:49,040 (SIGHS) Okay. 2187 01:30:49,042 --> 01:30:51,412 Turn me back. 2188 01:30:53,279 --> 01:30:54,978 Big Jordan. 2189 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:58,116 Grown-ass Jordan. 2190 01:30:58,118 --> 01:31:00,050 Come on. 2191 01:31:00,052 --> 01:31:01,419 Come on. I really need this. 2192 01:31:01,421 --> 01:31:03,054 - Come on. - Uh-uh, girl. 2193 01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:04,555 - That's not how you do it. - Well, how do you know? 2194 01:31:04,557 --> 01:31:05,990 You didn't even know you did it. 2195 01:31:05,992 --> 01:31:08,896 Give me my wand! 2196 01:31:10,262 --> 01:31:14,098 - I wish you were a marshmallow. - What? 2197 01:31:14,100 --> 01:31:18,102 STEVIE: I wish you were chocolate cake. 2198 01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:21,206 Man! 2199 01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,608 She tried to turn those white people into marshmallows. 2200 01:31:23,610 --> 01:31:25,977 STEVIE: I wish you were sweet potato pie. 2201 01:31:25,979 --> 01:31:28,912 That was black girl tragic. 2202 01:31:28,914 --> 01:31:30,850 ♪ ♪ 2203 01:31:41,093 --> 01:31:44,228 So, um, I've decided to come clean with everyone 2204 01:31:44,230 --> 01:31:47,932 about whatever happened to me, because this isn't changing. 2205 01:31:47,934 --> 01:31:51,301 - (SIGHS) - Are you sure? 2206 01:31:51,303 --> 01:31:54,138 I hid this little girl in me for so long. 2207 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:56,407 Trying to be someone I'm not. 2208 01:31:56,409 --> 01:31:59,544 (SIGHS) But no more. 2209 01:31:59,546 --> 01:32:01,481 This is me. 2210 01:32:02,649 --> 01:32:04,648 (JORDAN SIGHS) 2211 01:32:04,650 --> 01:32:06,651 Hey, so I, uh... 2212 01:32:06,653 --> 01:32:09,152 I looked at your app. 2213 01:32:09,154 --> 01:32:11,154 It's good. 2214 01:32:11,156 --> 01:32:13,561 - Really? - (SCOFFS) No. 2215 01:32:16,629 --> 01:32:18,630 The truth is... 2216 01:32:18,632 --> 01:32:20,298 it's really great. 2217 01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:23,968 I just got jealous. 2218 01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:27,906 I thought you were trying to steal my thunder or something. 2219 01:32:27,908 --> 01:32:29,506 But it was petty of me. 2220 01:32:29,508 --> 01:32:31,242 - Yeah, it was. - It was small. 2221 01:32:31,244 --> 01:32:32,413 Very small. 2222 01:32:33,512 --> 01:32:37,115 I'm s... s... 2223 01:32:37,117 --> 01:32:39,052 sorry. 2224 01:32:42,454 --> 01:32:44,589 What? 2225 01:32:44,591 --> 01:32:48,626 I've just never heard you say those words before. 2226 01:32:48,628 --> 01:32:50,564 Thank you. 2227 01:32:53,499 --> 01:32:57,001 You're really talented, April. 2228 01:32:57,003 --> 01:32:58,939 I mean it. 2229 01:33:01,607 --> 01:33:04,108 You were right. 2230 01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,978 I was trying to take my shot. 2231 01:33:06,980 --> 01:33:09,680 With Connor. 2232 01:33:09,682 --> 01:33:12,517 But I wasn't trying to stab you in the back or anything. 2233 01:33:12,519 --> 01:33:15,655 I just... wanted to get mine. 2234 01:33:17,222 --> 01:33:19,090 Well, good for you. 2235 01:33:19,092 --> 01:33:20,561 That means you're ready. 2236 01:33:22,095 --> 01:33:24,094 So I got this? 2237 01:33:24,096 --> 01:33:25,330 Are you asking, or are you telling? 2238 01:33:25,332 --> 01:33:27,331 No, I got this. I got it. 2239 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:29,168 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2240 01:33:31,037 --> 01:33:33,737 And you know I have your back, right? 2241 01:33:33,739 --> 01:33:36,474 'Cause I know how much winning means to you. 2242 01:33:36,476 --> 01:33:38,710 But I've been winning the wrong way. 2243 01:33:38,712 --> 01:33:41,578 I realize that I wasn't letting people be themselves 2244 01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:43,350 because I never accepted myself. 2245 01:33:45,685 --> 01:33:48,923 Now I know that I can win and still be me. 2246 01:33:50,990 --> 01:33:53,358 So go and pitch your idea tomorrow. 2247 01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:55,059 Without you? 2248 01:33:55,061 --> 01:33:56,560 (SIGHS) 2249 01:33:56,562 --> 01:33:59,429 When you win, my whole company wins. 2250 01:33:59,431 --> 01:34:01,366 (CHUCKLES) 2251 01:34:01,368 --> 01:34:03,600 And also... 2252 01:34:03,602 --> 01:34:06,437 you're a really good friend. 2253 01:34:06,439 --> 01:34:09,072 Honestly, my first. 2254 01:34:09,074 --> 01:34:11,742 So that's why you're so bad at it. 2255 01:34:11,744 --> 01:34:14,080 - (CLICKS TONGUE) - (LAUGHS) 2256 01:34:15,714 --> 01:34:19,082 Come here with your cute little self. 2257 01:34:19,084 --> 01:34:21,652 - Okay. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2258 01:34:21,654 --> 01:34:24,322 You're adorable. 2259 01:34:24,324 --> 01:34:26,260 ♪ ♪ 2260 01:34:34,266 --> 01:34:36,334 - (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) - HOMEGIRL: Morning inspiration. 2261 01:34:36,336 --> 01:34:38,502 Even if you press the snooze button, 2262 01:34:38,504 --> 01:34:40,737 it's never too late to become the person 2263 01:34:40,739 --> 01:34:42,706 - you've always wanted to be. - (CURTAIN OPENING) 2264 01:34:42,708 --> 01:34:45,108 Wake up, Jordan. 2265 01:34:45,110 --> 01:34:47,180 (SIGHS) 2266 01:34:52,552 --> 01:34:54,021 (SIGHS) 2267 01:35:03,163 --> 01:35:05,098 (SIGHS) 2268 01:35:08,068 --> 01:35:09,602 Uh... 2269 01:35:12,105 --> 01:35:13,440 (SIGHS) 2270 01:35:19,812 --> 01:35:22,447 I'm back! I'm back! 2271 01:35:22,449 --> 01:35:24,314 I'm back! 2272 01:35:24,316 --> 01:35:26,517 (CRYING): I'm back! 2273 01:35:26,519 --> 01:35:28,618 I'm back! (YELLS) 2274 01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:31,121 I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! 2275 01:35:31,123 --> 01:35:32,389 (CRYING) 2276 01:35:32,391 --> 01:35:35,093 I love you! I love you! 2277 01:35:35,095 --> 01:35:36,560 I'm never leaving you again! 2278 01:35:36,562 --> 01:35:39,330 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2279 01:35:39,332 --> 01:35:41,165 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2280 01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:43,233 - (GASPS) Oh, God. Oh, God. - ♪ Ah... ♪ 2281 01:35:43,235 --> 01:35:46,237 Here I come! I'm back! 2282 01:35:46,239 --> 01:35:48,175 ♪ ♪ 2283 01:35:54,314 --> 01:35:55,346 Connor, thank you again. 2284 01:35:55,348 --> 01:35:57,247 We are so excited to pitch this idea for you. 2285 01:35:57,249 --> 01:35:59,550 - We've been working hard. It's... - Oh. 2286 01:35:59,552 --> 01:36:01,885 Jordan Sanders sighting, folks. 2287 01:36:01,887 --> 01:36:04,522 (CHUCKLING): Connor. 2288 01:36:04,524 --> 01:36:06,590 Well, you know I wouldn't let you down. 2289 01:36:06,592 --> 01:36:08,859 Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back. 2290 01:36:08,861 --> 01:36:10,294 - You're back. - Oh, she's... 2291 01:36:10,296 --> 01:36:11,629 - Yep. - She back. 2292 01:36:11,631 --> 01:36:13,531 - (LIGHT LAUGHTER) - I'm back. 2293 01:36:13,533 --> 01:36:16,334 Thank you, Connor, so much for just coming 2294 01:36:16,336 --> 01:36:18,502 and allowing us to share this pitch with you today. 2295 01:36:18,504 --> 01:36:21,839 I mean, I personally... I love it. 2296 01:36:21,841 --> 01:36:26,544 And, um, I love the person responsible for it, so... 2297 01:36:26,546 --> 01:36:29,880 Please let me reintroduce you to... 2298 01:36:29,882 --> 01:36:32,916 my colleague, Ms. April Williams, 2299 01:36:32,918 --> 01:36:35,353 who'll be pitching for you today. 2300 01:36:35,355 --> 01:36:38,589 She is the brains behind DiscoverEyes. 2301 01:36:38,591 --> 01:36:42,760 Okay. I know I said "fresh voices," but... 2302 01:36:42,762 --> 01:36:45,830 this whole thing is your assistant's idea? 2303 01:36:45,832 --> 01:36:47,365 Yes. 2304 01:36:47,367 --> 01:36:49,567 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it is. 2305 01:36:49,569 --> 01:36:54,871 It is, and you get ready to have your khakis knocked off. 2306 01:36:54,873 --> 01:36:56,541 - (LAUGHTER) - CONNOR: Uh... 2307 01:36:56,543 --> 01:36:58,910 I'm not wearing khakis. 2308 01:36:58,912 --> 01:37:01,344 Are you sure? I thought... In my mind, you were. 2309 01:37:01,346 --> 01:37:03,714 (WHISPERS): You got this. 2310 01:37:03,716 --> 01:37:06,751 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 2311 01:37:06,753 --> 01:37:10,854 Remember the innocence and the optimism of being a kid? 2312 01:37:10,856 --> 01:37:13,224 You were brave enough to be yourself 2313 01:37:13,226 --> 01:37:15,326 and to do things your way. 2314 01:37:15,328 --> 01:37:17,627 You saw the possibilities, the... 2315 01:37:17,629 --> 01:37:19,897 the wonder of the world around you. 2316 01:37:19,899 --> 01:37:23,600 Before you grew up, before the walls went up, 2317 01:37:23,602 --> 01:37:28,206 before somebody told you the rules or where you fit in, 2318 01:37:28,208 --> 01:37:32,510 you were brave enough to see the magic in you. 2319 01:37:32,512 --> 01:37:36,383 That is DiscoverEyes. 2320 01:37:37,984 --> 01:37:41,719 An app that transforms the ordinary 2321 01:37:41,721 --> 01:37:43,920 - into something extraordinary. - (KIDS CHEERING) 2322 01:37:43,922 --> 01:37:45,389 Because we're all extraordinary. 2323 01:37:45,391 --> 01:37:47,494 - We just have to discover it. - Pass. 2324 01:37:55,702 --> 01:37:58,402 CONNOR: We had a good run, Jordan. 2325 01:37:58,404 --> 01:37:59,737 JORDAN: You're gonna regret it. 2326 01:37:59,739 --> 01:38:01,341 (WHISPERS): We should probably go, guys. 2327 01:38:04,510 --> 01:38:06,577 (PRESTON CLEARS THROAT) 2328 01:38:06,579 --> 01:38:08,248 SCOTT: Good try, April. 2329 01:38:14,253 --> 01:38:16,487 So I didn't got that. 2330 01:38:16,489 --> 01:38:18,723 - I blew it. I'm sorry. - No. 2331 01:38:18,725 --> 01:38:21,024 No, no, no. April. We can sell this. 2332 01:38:21,026 --> 01:38:22,827 Come on, you can't give up. 2333 01:38:22,829 --> 01:38:24,661 I'm not. 2334 01:38:24,663 --> 01:38:27,667 I'm gonna schedule 16 more pitches. 2335 01:38:28,935 --> 01:38:30,468 - There it is. - (APRIL CHUCKLES) 2336 01:38:30,470 --> 01:38:32,737 That's my girl. 2337 01:38:32,739 --> 01:38:34,337 Oh. 2338 01:38:34,339 --> 01:38:35,740 M-My purse? 2339 01:38:35,742 --> 01:38:37,707 Yeah, it's... your purse is right there. 2340 01:38:37,709 --> 01:38:39,676 Are you gonna...? 2341 01:38:39,678 --> 01:38:41,444 - Hmm? - You're not... 2342 01:38:41,446 --> 01:38:43,880 - You got to... - No, you big. 2343 01:38:43,882 --> 01:38:45,950 (LAUGHING): You big. You're back. 2344 01:38:45,952 --> 01:38:47,952 (JORDAN CHUCKLES) 2345 01:38:47,954 --> 01:38:50,357 I'm back. 2346 01:38:53,959 --> 01:38:55,992 Mm, mm, mm. 2347 01:38:55,994 --> 01:38:57,862 Morning. 2348 01:38:57,864 --> 01:38:59,800 One second. 2349 01:39:03,369 --> 01:39:04,934 I said good morning, woman. 2350 01:39:04,936 --> 01:39:07,304 When I say good morning, you say good morning back. 2351 01:39:07,306 --> 01:39:08,572 - (JORDAN GIGGLING) - Mm. 2352 01:39:08,574 --> 01:39:10,711 - Good morning. - Mm-hmm. 2353 01:39:13,012 --> 01:39:15,379 We're screwed. It's over. 2354 01:39:15,381 --> 01:39:17,480 I tried. We all tried. 2355 01:39:17,482 --> 01:39:19,617 DiscoverEyes is not happening. 2356 01:39:19,619 --> 01:39:21,885 - JORDAN: Everybody, outside! - SCOTT: Oh, God. 2357 01:39:21,887 --> 01:39:24,621 - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) - JORDAN: Now! 2358 01:39:24,623 --> 01:39:27,724 Oh. Better bring my Xanax. 2359 01:39:27,726 --> 01:39:30,894 - JORDAN: Closer. Closer! - (BULLHORN FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 2360 01:39:30,896 --> 01:39:33,430 Don't be scared. Come in close. 2361 01:39:33,432 --> 01:39:34,698 Okay. 2362 01:39:34,700 --> 01:39:37,335 (SIGHS) JSI? 2363 01:39:37,337 --> 01:39:40,071 (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 2364 01:39:40,073 --> 01:39:43,741 Well, we've reached the end of a long, 2365 01:39:43,743 --> 01:39:45,608 humiliating, 2366 01:39:45,610 --> 01:39:50,514 self-esteem-crushing road of noes. 2367 01:39:50,516 --> 01:39:52,483 No! No, no, no, no! 2368 01:39:52,485 --> 01:39:54,352 No, no! No, no! 2369 01:39:54,354 --> 01:39:56,720 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 2370 01:39:56,722 --> 01:39:58,555 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 2371 01:39:58,557 --> 01:40:01,627 ♪ No, no. ♪ 2372 01:40:03,730 --> 01:40:07,398 But as a wise person once said, 2373 01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:09,767 all it takes is one yes. 2374 01:40:09,769 --> 01:40:13,504 So please take your little exhausted hands, 2375 01:40:13,506 --> 01:40:17,640 and put 'em together so we can congratulate April, 2376 01:40:17,642 --> 01:40:21,444 who has officially sold DiscoverEyes! 2377 01:40:21,446 --> 01:40:23,980 - What? Oh, my God. - What? - (APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 2378 01:40:23,982 --> 01:40:28,585 She did it! And that's not all. 2379 01:40:28,587 --> 01:40:32,389 It is officially the biggest deal in JSI history. 2380 01:40:32,391 --> 01:40:33,691 We are rich! 2381 01:40:33,693 --> 01:40:36,693 (CHEERING, LAUGHTER) 2382 01:40:36,695 --> 01:40:39,028 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 2383 01:40:39,030 --> 01:40:43,067 A new day is dawning at JSI. 2384 01:40:43,069 --> 01:40:45,603 And it's not just about me. 2385 01:40:45,605 --> 01:40:47,438 It is about us. 2386 01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:50,073 With that in mind, please... 2387 01:40:50,075 --> 01:40:51,742 (SIGHS) 2388 01:40:51,744 --> 01:40:55,045 ...let me introduce to you 2389 01:40:55,047 --> 01:40:59,015 JSI and Associates! 2390 01:40:59,017 --> 01:41:01,751 (EMPLOYEES MURMURING, CHUCKLING) 2391 01:41:01,753 --> 01:41:05,656 - Step right up, associate April Williams. - Oh, that is... 2392 01:41:05,658 --> 01:41:06,956 Thank you. 2393 01:41:06,958 --> 01:41:08,591 (LAUGHING) 2394 01:41:08,593 --> 01:41:10,960 I need a magnifying glass to see it, but okay. 2395 01:41:10,962 --> 01:41:12,662 Nah, if you, like... if you just, like, 2396 01:41:12,664 --> 01:41:14,197 look right... like, if you get this close... 2397 01:41:14,199 --> 01:41:15,899 like, if you put your forehead on it, 2398 01:41:15,901 --> 01:41:18,469 you can see all of "and Associates." That's... 2399 01:41:18,471 --> 01:41:20,504 - That's nice. - Yeah. That's us now, guys. 2400 01:41:20,506 --> 01:41:22,439 - Ooh. (CHUCKLES) - We're a team. 2401 01:41:22,441 --> 01:41:24,608 - And I am so proud of you, April! - (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 2402 01:41:24,610 --> 01:41:25,776 Thank you. Y-You know, I'm right here, 2403 01:41:25,778 --> 01:41:27,111 so you don't have to use that. 2404 01:41:27,113 --> 01:41:30,046 (CHUCKLES) Okay, if there's one thing I know, 2405 01:41:30,048 --> 01:41:35,486 it's how JSI and Associates like to celebrate. 2406 01:41:35,488 --> 01:41:37,688 Carbs! 2407 01:41:37,690 --> 01:41:39,993 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 2408 01:41:43,495 --> 01:41:46,464 JORDAN: You get a doughnut! You get a doughnut! 2409 01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:47,932 You get a doughnut! 2410 01:41:47,934 --> 01:41:50,800 - (SQUEALS) It's a doughnut. - You get a doughnut! 2411 01:41:50,802 --> 01:41:53,002 You're incredible. 2412 01:41:53,004 --> 01:41:55,005 Congrats. 2413 01:41:55,007 --> 01:41:56,974 You can't do that. I'm a boss now. 2414 01:41:56,976 --> 01:41:58,475 What? 2415 01:41:58,477 --> 01:41:59,809 Just kidding. You can get it. 2416 01:41:59,811 --> 01:42:01,778 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2417 01:42:01,780 --> 01:42:03,880 - JORDAN: Oh, my gosh! - Oh, no. 2418 01:42:03,882 --> 01:42:04,881 JORDAN: Guys! 2419 01:42:04,883 --> 01:42:07,251 What are you doing here? 2420 01:42:07,253 --> 01:42:09,886 - (LAUGHS) I'm so happy to see you. - (KIDS GROANING) 2421 01:42:09,888 --> 01:42:11,154 I brought these awesome kids that you've 2422 01:42:11,156 --> 01:42:12,255 never, ever met before from Windsor 2423 01:42:12,257 --> 01:42:14,558 to test out HomeGirl. 2424 01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:16,026 - Well, that's awesome. - Yeah. 2425 01:42:16,028 --> 01:42:17,894 Thanks for coming, guys. 2426 01:42:17,896 --> 01:42:19,565 JSI! 2427 01:42:20,999 --> 01:42:22,633 Are y'all ready to party? 2428 01:42:22,635 --> 01:42:24,568 (CHEERING) 2429 01:42:24,570 --> 01:42:27,103 HomeGirl, I need a vibe! 2430 01:42:27,105 --> 01:42:29,706 HOMEGIRL: HomeGirl playing JSI vibe. 2431 01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:31,742 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2432 01:42:31,744 --> 01:42:34,245 (LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2433 01:42:34,247 --> 01:42:36,613 - ♪ Be yourself ♪ - Yes! 2434 01:42:36,615 --> 01:42:39,015 - 'Ey! - (LAUGHING, WHOOPING) 2435 01:42:39,017 --> 01:42:40,885 - ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪ - (WHOOPS) Yeah. 2436 01:42:40,887 --> 01:42:42,152 - ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪ - 'Ey! 2437 01:42:42,154 --> 01:42:44,522 - ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪ - Uh-huh. 2438 01:42:44,524 --> 01:42:45,956 ♪ Got you then I give you back ♪ 2439 01:42:45,958 --> 01:42:47,258 ♪ Why you even bother me... ♪ 2440 01:42:47,260 --> 01:42:48,893 JORDAN: So that's me now. 2441 01:42:48,895 --> 01:42:51,862 Jordan Sanders and my best friend April. 2442 01:42:51,864 --> 01:42:54,598 Yeah, I've got a best friend. 2443 01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:56,567 And that's the story of how 2444 01:42:56,569 --> 01:42:59,068 the little girl in me came back to show 2445 01:42:59,070 --> 01:43:02,540 that you can't let anyone else define you. 2446 01:43:02,542 --> 01:43:05,608 Of course, there's always gonna be people out there 2447 01:43:05,610 --> 01:43:08,045 who just don't want you to live your best life. 2448 01:43:08,047 --> 01:43:11,849 The trick is not becoming one of them. 2449 01:43:11,851 --> 01:43:13,082 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2450 01:43:13,084 --> 01:43:14,952 ♪ If you want, let it go ♪ 2451 01:43:14,954 --> 01:43:16,853 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2452 01:43:16,855 --> 01:43:19,122 ♪ You're not ready and I know 'cause ♪ 2453 01:43:19,124 --> 01:43:21,090 ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪ 2454 01:43:21,092 --> 01:43:22,826 ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪ 2455 01:43:22,828 --> 01:43:24,961 ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪ 2456 01:43:24,963 --> 01:43:26,330 ♪ Got you then I give you back ♪ 2457 01:43:26,332 --> 01:43:28,732 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2458 01:43:28,734 --> 01:43:30,300 ♪ If you want, let it go ♪ 2459 01:43:30,302 --> 01:43:32,102 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2460 01:43:32,104 --> 01:43:35,005 ♪ You're not ready and I know 'cause ♪ 2461 01:43:35,007 --> 01:43:36,740 ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪ 2462 01:43:36,742 --> 01:43:38,776 ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪ 2463 01:43:38,778 --> 01:43:40,743 ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪ 2464 01:43:40,745 --> 01:43:42,947 ♪ Got you then I give you back ♪ 2465 01:43:42,949 --> 01:43:44,214 ♪ Fly ♪ 2466 01:43:44,216 --> 01:43:45,950 ♪ Take off, little birdie ♪ 2467 01:43:45,952 --> 01:43:47,952 ♪ Go fly ♪ 2468 01:43:47,954 --> 01:43:51,822 ♪ 'Cause I want you to live your best life ♪ 2469 01:43:51,824 --> 01:43:53,624 ♪ It's all right ♪ 2470 01:43:53,626 --> 01:43:58,127 ♪ You can have your candles and a cake, too ♪ 2471 01:43:58,129 --> 01:44:01,197 ♪ It's cool ♪ 2472 01:44:01,199 --> 01:44:04,367 ♪ I'm not even mad at you ♪ 2473 01:44:04,369 --> 01:44:09,072 - ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪ - ♪ You got my approval ♪ 2474 01:44:09,074 --> 01:44:12,041 ♪ To do what you want to do ♪ 2475 01:44:12,043 --> 01:44:15,078 - ♪ Skrt, skrt ♪ - ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2476 01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:16,746 ♪ If you want, let it go ♪ 2477 01:44:16,748 --> 01:44:18,881 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2478 01:44:18,883 --> 01:44:21,151 ♪ You're not ready and I know 'cause ♪ 2479 01:44:21,153 --> 01:44:23,120 ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪ 2480 01:44:23,122 --> 01:44:25,121 ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪ 2481 01:44:25,123 --> 01:44:26,991 ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪ 2482 01:44:26,993 --> 01:44:28,892 ♪ Got you then I give you back ♪ 2483 01:44:28,894 --> 01:44:30,661 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2484 01:44:30,663 --> 01:44:32,196 ♪ If you want, let it go ♪ 2485 01:44:32,198 --> 01:44:34,163 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 2486 01:44:34,165 --> 01:44:36,800 ♪ You're not ready and I know 'cause ♪ 2487 01:44:36,802 --> 01:44:38,402 ♪ You were gonna call her back ♪ 2488 01:44:38,404 --> 01:44:40,336 ♪ And I ain't gonna hold you back ♪ 2489 01:44:40,338 --> 01:44:42,272 ♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪ 2490 01:44:42,274 --> 01:44:44,375 ♪ Got you then I give you back ♪ 2491 01:44:44,377 --> 01:44:46,012 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 2492 01:44:46,014 --> 01:44:50,080 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2493 01:44:50,082 --> 01:44:52,017 ♪ ♪ 2494 01:45:06,065 --> 01:45:09,198 ♪ Whoo! 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