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命裏有時終須有,命裏無時莫強求
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錢?
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謝謝! 謝啦!
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吹!吹!吹!你吹什麼?
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你可真是了不起呀!
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你連我姓「崔」都知道!
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把手伸過來,讓我看一看!
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看就看嘛
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你這手上有一條剋夫紋
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再配上你這個嘴巴
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就算再多的老公也會被你吹死!
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胡說八道,我看你也不得好死!
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你還沒給錢哪!
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我給!
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錢?
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你娘噯,你手上怎麼會沒有掌紋?
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師父,真的要你出馬了
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星宿孽徒,你心術不正
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膽敢偷取掌門法寶
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觸犯門規第一九九七條
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依例剝手皮,逐出師門,行刑!
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我要上訴
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上訴駁回,行刑
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老魔,你已被逐出師門
還敢來見我?
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閻王要你三更死
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我要你一更都活不成!
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掌門令牌在哪裏?
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老魔,你兇殘暴烈
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當你拿到掌門令牌
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就是你的死期!
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竹頭車沒有腿,下了車,老醉鬼
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來了!
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來了!
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師叔公來啦!
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師叔公……
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你們這群猴崽子
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亂衝亂撞,早晚會被車撞死的
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你沒事吧?
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師叔公,是你橫衝直撞撞上我們的!
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就是啊!
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我做證人
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是你酒醉開車
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不是喝酒,是白葡萄
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怎麼?你還想威脅我啊?
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我不敢啊,不過你弄翻了淨身水
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給掌門知道就慘啦
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慘,慘,慘什麼慘
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天大的事有我來承擔
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還不快去做事!快!
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希望你撞得鼻青臉腫的!
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又要我來擦屁股!
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師叔公,這裏不能走呀
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睡在你的懷中
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最怕那醒來時
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打滑了!
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不好了,師叔公!
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罪過!
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還好沒事,先喝口酒
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誰打我?
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你……
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好啊……手斷了!
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哪一個小王八蛋在咒我?
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不是我啊!
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一定是你!
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怎麼會這麼靈呀?
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小王八蛋,一大早就咒我
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有事唯你是問!
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掌門人到!
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什麼事呢?
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我好怕!
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不要怕,先喝口酒壯壯膽!
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師兄,早啊!
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早,早!好……
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蠻勤快的嘛
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師叔公
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我還以為你改邪歸正了
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你是不是又喝酒了?
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師兄,沒有啊! 沒有!
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將祖師爺弄成這副德性
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罪過,罪過呀
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師叔公,還有沒有酒,我還要喝
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都是你 你真是濟公再世
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為師不尊,教壞徒孫
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道門不幸,道門不幸啊!
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這次要怎麼處罰我?
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好,我限你一個月之內
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化緣重修天師像
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重修天師像?
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還有
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找一個庚辰年,八月十五
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亥時出世的童子
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回來開光
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師兄啊?隨便找一個小道士就可以了
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有還用你說嗎?還不快去!
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好……
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記住呀,要童子
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知道啦,就是找個童子雞嘛!
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今晚我不輕鬆
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醉在你的…… 還喝酒呀?
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時辰到了
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阿婆報到
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你又遲到了!
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我要洗臉刷牙,還要尿尿嘛!
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懶驢上磨屎尿多!
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你成了賣菜的啦,快點進去
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阿婆,今天是十五,休息一天啊!
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什麼休息!進去!
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十五都不能休息
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拿到令牌,你就可以做掌門人羅!
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火炭河?小場面
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糟了,鞋子被黏住了
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黏得還挺緊的
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好在我還有選擇,我可以走磚路
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差點變成人肉三明治了
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阿婆還蠻會算計的
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我只好被它烤啦!
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先把鞋子穿好再說吧
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射不出來吧,射啊,沒轍了吧!
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吃蕉獸
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好危險,我差點被你撞死了
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又來了你
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來啊,來啊,我在這裏
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來呀,笨東西
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來呀……我在這裏呀
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你怎麼把香爐當馬桶啊!
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你再怎麼轉都下不來,蹲著吧
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我去拿令牌嘍!
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糟了,蕉癮又犯了
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好,給你吃,撐死你,給你吃
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這麼能吃啊!
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什麼瓜都沒有了
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這一根可不能給你吃
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阿婆,不得了,這次又不行了
我該怎麼辦啊!
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阿婆!
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真是沒用的東西
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再忍耐一下,等我想個辦法
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香港腳
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阿婆,我又失敗了
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真沒用,再來一次
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不要了
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連你都要整我啊
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人家開玩笑的嘛,看你嚇成那個樣子
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我有事情要找你幫忙
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什麼事?
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是我姐姐的事啦
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我們一邊走一邊講好不好?
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阿超,要到哪兒去啊?
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阿婆
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阿婆,最後一次啦,好不好啦!
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你答應嘍,那我們走羅!
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我先,我先……
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不要吵,不要爭
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帶著生辰八字排好隊,來……快……
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排好了掏出來給我看看
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你們幹什麼?
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是你叫我們掏出來給你看的
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我是讓你們掏出生辰八字來給我看看
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你先來
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娘! 你們這兩個賠錢貨
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怎麼可以隨便脫褲子給人家看呢?
真是的!
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你這個老不羞
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這些小鬼都是她的?真能生嘛
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輪到我啦!
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你太大了
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我是處男呢!
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也好,好,就是你了 幹什麼啊!
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檢查,不要動!
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可不可以用?
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留著你自己用吧,你還想騙我呀
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我要童子雞
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要童子雞!
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青頭的
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我是青頭的
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我不是大頭,我是要小頭
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那我就不行了
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不行就閃一邊去,走!
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生辰八字,檢查吧
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我瞧瞧
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終於讓我找到可以用的了
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值得喝一杯
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搞定了
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還帶染色的?
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你爸爸是開染房的
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你還想騙我?你……
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這招不管用嘛!
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今天隨同女羅薩
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出來視察業務
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這賣多少錢哪?
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五分錢
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什麼?這麼貴呀?
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多多幫忙,幫忙啊
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你把我的靈符給撕爛了
不買都得給錢!
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你們四個也得捐呀
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鑲鋼板! 在!
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發靈符 是!
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我不要……
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不要算我賺的
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那位大嫂捐的!
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看看捐了多少啦?
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不少了
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這個好像有困難
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我們過去幫他 好!
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你有什麼困難,我來幫你
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我沒有困難啊!
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你這個笨蛋,讓肥羊跑掉了
我沒困難
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走掉了?那就是你了
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你乖乖的捐點香油錢
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什麼困難就都沒有了 對呀
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捐,捐,快,快點捐
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你捐香油錢,我在化緣
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我捐一兩給你,你化二兩給我
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那你就欠我一兩,拿來…
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你算得可真精啊
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別這麼說,我們倆是彼此彼此啊!
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強盜碰到土匪頭子啦!
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那怎麼辦?
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怕他搶地盤
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好大的洞啊!
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這麼多人欺負一個老頭,太不像話
220
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,370
不要管閒事,我們走啦!
221
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,710
不行,這那哪還有天理啊!看我的!
不要管閒事
222
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,980
摔死我了!
223
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:11,950
起來
224
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,510
要不要緊,不要怕,有我!
225
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,020
年紀大了別打架,看我的
226
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,180
看你的嘍!
227
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:50,650
差點腦袋搬家
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00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,760
好危險啊!
229
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,370
大禮服報銷了
230
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還有得賺啊!
231
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,180
他……
232
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,320
我跟你們出來捐香油
233
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,690
你們卻丟我的臉,回去!
234
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,020
是!
235
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,060
別走!
236
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,760
別那麼衝動
237
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,060
不打他,不知道我的厲害
238
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,690
童子雞,你幾歲了?
239
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,140
超哥,你有沒有受傷啊? 沒有
240
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,440
叫你不要多管閒事的
241
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,870
我們還有好多事要做呢!
242
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:43,980
看不順眼嘛!
243
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,440
有女朋友了,那一定不是童子雞啦!
244
00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:58,490
張大爺,張大嫂到…
你怎麼死的那麼早啊
245
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,390
我的命真苦呀……
請上香!
246
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,760
一鞠躬,再鞠躬
247
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,500
你死的好慘呀
248
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,130
那死狗怎麼還沒來啊!
249
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,400
三鞠躬
250
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,970
孝家答謝!
251
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,140
我來晚了
252
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,080
對不起……來晚了,對不起!
253
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,340
這位公子,請上香
254
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,580
對不起,弄錯了,他不是呀!
255
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,910
他是職業孝子啊!
256
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:27,910
是職業孝子
257
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,120
孝子就位 來,快穿上啊!
258
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,220
李大爺到……請上香!
259
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:37,590
一鞠躬,再鞠躬
快點哪!客人都快到齊了
260
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,530
你怎麼到現在才來!
261
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:39,790
我趕場來不及嘛!
三鞠躬
262
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,400
孝家叩謝!
263
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,130
請坐!請坐……
264
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,770
還不趕快來點眼淚鼻涕啊!
有沒有職業道德?
265
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,940
給我那麼低的價碼你還想我怎麼樣?
266
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,380
照規矩,是一兩銀子,一滴眼淚
267
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,280
口水、鼻涕,我可以另外打八折
268
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:57,280
那你去搶銀行好了嘛!
269
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,050
對你,當然不一樣啦!
270
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,980
潘公子到!
271
00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:10,990
請上香!一鞠躬!
272
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,500
怎麼那麼晚才來呀?
273
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,400
再鞠躬!
274
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,700
穿得體面點呀!
275
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,340
三鞠躬 鞠躬啊!
276
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,910
孝家答謝!
277
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,270
你老公這麼快就死了真是沒福啊!
278
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:30,350
留你一個人孤零零的,我可有機會了
279
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,940
你胡說什麼呀!
280
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,980
可有機會瞻仰遺容了!
281
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,550
死鬼!你走啊!
282
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:40,920
瞻仰遺容啊!
283
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,060
百無禁忌!
284
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,970
怎麼膽子那麼小,來啊!
285
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:55,140
好了啦,來……快點!來嘛!
286
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,510
你老公的死相真難看
287
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,810
跟外面照片不一樣啊!
288
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:06,350
人死了當然難看啦
289
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,620
這麼多天都沒有看到你了
290
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:12,120
我急死了,快點!
291
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,230
你急也別打我啊!
292
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,430
我沒打啊!
293
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,070
你沒打我?
294
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,200
會不會有鬼啊?
295
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,740
不要囉嗦,來……快點……
296
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,180
快點來嘛!
297
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,810
動得這麼厲害,還不到三七就回魂啦
298
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,960
滿口的金牙,這下我可發財啦!
299
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,350
你在這嘟囊些什麼?
300
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,990
哭啊,快哭啊!
301
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,730
爹啊!你死的好慘啊!
302
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,640
怎麼樣?過癮了吧,舒服了吧!
303
00:23:07,550 --> 00:23:11,150
是舒服,不過你的手好冰喔!
304
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,280
在這裏辦事,當然會冰一點啦!
305
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,550
你的手怎麼也是冰冰的
306
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,300
姐姐,怎麼啦?
307
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,460
裏面……裏面……
裏面是不是鬧鬼呀?
308
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:37,710
沒事沒事,她傷心過度,嚇死我了
309
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:39,480
有機會了!
310
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:43,880
爹,你去的這麼快
311
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,820
我一看到你滿嘴的金牙
312
00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:48,180
我就更傷心了
313
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:52,060
又是眼淚,又是鼻涕的
314
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:53,220
我怎麼付得起啊!
315
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:55,350
我一哭起來就止不住嘛
316
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,170
爹呀,你一句話不說就走了
317
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,970
爹呀,你死的好慘呀
318
00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:10,940
錢,算小費
319
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:13,740
爹呀,你死得好慘呀……
320
00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:15,540
你怎麼哭得那麼兇?
321
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,580
照你這樣子哭,很容易發財的啊!
322
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,020
發財哪有那麼容易呀,真是
323
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:24,350
松啦!松啦……
324
00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:28,150
送呀,送當然可以啦!哭大聲點啊!
325
00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,870
我用了吃奶的力才拔下來
326
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:37,800
我看看到底是純金的還是K金的?
327
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,730
我幫你擦一擦
328
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,810
不用了,我自己來
329
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,950
來了……
330
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,950
嚇跑了!
331
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:53,910
你怎麼這麼快就走啦
332
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,220
我去買驚風散
333
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,650
這麼厲害?
334
00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:59,320
這樣吧,我們去找個收驚婆
335
00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:01,600
請你老公的亡魂出來問問怎麼回事!
336
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,580
好
337
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:51,440
老魔,我早算準你會來了
338
00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:03,450
老魔,你死定啦!
339
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,860
乖孫子,跟我來
340
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,230
我還會再來的
341
00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:01,500
阿婆,那個老魔走啦?
342
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:12,380
我科學門執法
343
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,220
現在封吳順超為第六代掌門
344
00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:21,420
以此為證,從今天起
345
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:25,300
你就必須負起科學門的重任
346
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,300
新掌門跪拜祖先
347
00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,830
今晚讓我放鬆
348
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:05,940
一滴酒都沒有了
349
00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:14,940
阿培,你整天偷喝,又不做事
350
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:15,880
快做事去 是!
351
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:17,210
酒鋪!
352
00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:24,060
錢也空空空,酒也空空空
353
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:33,670
今天是我們龍虎山道觀週年大贈送
354
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:35,660
送靈符外帶獎金呀!
355
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,460
有這種事
356
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:43,100
先來先送,每人一錢半,見者有份哪
357
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:46,310
老道,真的假的
358
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:49,050
連珍珠都這那麼真,兩個銅板在這兒
359
00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,610
不過你得先找我半個
360
00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:54,180
這……要找錢呀
361
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,020
你不要我就給別人了
362
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,230
老闆,半個銅板換兩個,划得來
划得來?
363
00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,220
好
364
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:10,930
這個給我,這張給你,謝謝……
365
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,370
沒有呀,你說這裏有兩個銅板的嘛
366
00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:21,410
這個就是送給你的兩個銅板啊
367
00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:23,240
這是龍虎山的現金支票
368
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:25,920
哪天你上山就可以領啦
369
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,910
你……
370
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,320
原來你是騙我們老闆的
371
00:30:29,490 --> 00:30:31,750
大賈六,你害我損失半個銅板
372
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,190
我扣你兩天薪水
373
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,820
都是你害的
374
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,990
老闆,頂多這半個銅板跟你買酒喝
375
00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,030
拿我的錢買我的酒
376
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:42,600
好了吧! 等著
377
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:51,070
那麼大的一瓢,我的葫蘆裝不下
378
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,580
老闆,我先喝一口
379
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,450
嘴張大一點
380
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,250
閉上眼睛,喝起來才過癮啊
381
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,200
再來,再來呀!
382
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,600
喝完了
383
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:18,160
孔明遇見諸葛亮了
384
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,100
聞到就等於喝了
385
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,440
你還想來騙我的酒喝,你活膩了你
386
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,980
上次初一
387
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:29,580
今天十五
388
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:30,840
捐多少啊
389
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,040
多多益善
390
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,740
捐少了可是不行的
391
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:34,720
多少?
392
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:36,650
說呀! 快說!
393
00:31:37,690 --> 00:31:38,550
快說!
394
00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:40,080
捐一兩夠不夠啊? 可以了
395
00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,720
喊一嗓子,酒鋪一兩
396
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,870
又是你
397
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,330
當然是我
398
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:51,130
今天又準備化多少緣給我啊?
399
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,270
找什麼?
400
00:31:54,610 --> 00:31:57,580
今天那個小鬼不在,你死定了
401
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,540
上次沒踢下面這一腳啊
402
00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:07,350
我在這兒,我在這兒哪
403
00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:11,620
壓死你
404
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,860
成了個沖天炮了
405
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,500
別走呀!
406
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,400
誰走了
407
00:32:21,530 --> 00:32:23,900
我讓你嘗嘗我家傳[機械]拳的厲害
408
00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:32,370
[機械]拳,我怎麼沒聽過?
409
00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:36,340
有種你過來
410
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,580
還說有種要我過來
411
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,310
真的過來了
412
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,590
鐵板煎蛋,留著你自己吃吧
413
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,830
還敢偷襲我 不敢，不敢
414
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,800
你們兩個草包一起上吧
415
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,890
我是替你化緣呀
416
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,900
替我化緣?
417
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,060
我瞧瞧
418
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:05,100
強盜搶錢……
419
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:13,240
別跑!快追啊,別跑
420
00:33:21,590 --> 00:33:26,030
好在跑得快,又沒有酒了
421
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,600
又是你啊
422
00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:31,970
真巧啊,你原來住在這裏啊
423
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:32,900
是啊,這是我家啊!
424
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,600
酒……酒……
425
00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:39,400
酒
426
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:41,570
這個酒是不能喝的
427
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:44,840
好啊,敬神的酒你也敢喝?
428
00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:48,920
主人都不說話,你操什麼心呀?
429
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:52,150
讓我來對付她,你是幹什麼的?
430
00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,190
我在這兒替人收驚的
431
00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:56,190
這種裝神弄鬼的玩意
432
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,390
你千萬不要相信呀
433
00:33:58,430 --> 00:33:59,400
她是我阿婆
434
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,530
對……
435
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,900
這種拜神的酒是不能喝的
絕對不能喝
436
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,310
這些神位都是八月十五的
437
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,350
還有一個沒死的
438
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,720
阿婆,他是來找我的
439
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,420
你阿婆年紀一大把了
440
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,820
還那麼大的火氣啊
441
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:30,460
阿婆最討厭人家動她神桌上的東西
442
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,890
不動就不動嘛,有什麼稀奇
443
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,130
這個沒死的也活不了多久了
444
00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:37,140
你咒我死
445
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:41,830
是你啊?我看你早就不是處男羅
446
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:43,640
你才不是,我還是原裝貨呢!
447
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,310
我檢查一下,對!童子……
448
00:34:47,450 --> 00:34:50,510
童子,差點有眼無珠了
449
00:34:50,650 --> 00:34:52,020
阿超,你讓開
450
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,010
我跟你孫子談點事,你幹嘛那麼兇啊
451
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,350
你找阿超啊?
452
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,760
請坐!喝杯茶啊!
453
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,230
不用客氣!
454
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,660
燙不燙呀?
455
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:13,870
不燙,不燙
456
00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:15,130
不燙就喝呀!
457
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:17,640
喝!
458
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,940
想考我
459
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:26,020
沒想到你吞雲吐霧的功夫蠻高的
460
00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:29,260
你說我像個大煙鬼,你看我像嗎!
461
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,980
不……我不是這個意思
462
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,750
我與道無緣啊
463
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,720
我跟你當然是沒緣啦
464
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,390
不過我跟你孫子有緣
465
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,500
同性相斥,誰跟你有緣啊?
466
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,730
糟老頭
467
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,770
你到這兒來究竟是有什麼事啊?
468
00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:52,280
我是龍虎山醉道人
469
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,240
你孫子的生辰八字
正合我帶回去開光啊!
470
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:57,470
想得美喲!
471
00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:04,050
醉道人,原來是龍虎山的醉貓啊
472
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:08,580
你早說就不會有這麼多的誤會了
473
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,430
阿超,阿超,阿超到哪兒去了
474
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:16,700
這怎麼辦?怎麼辦啊?
475
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,430
我這個孫兒很調皮的
476
00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:21,540
你想帶他回去開光
477
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:24,200
就要看你們倆有沒有緣啦!
478
00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:25,470
怎麼辦呢?
479
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:26,980
你還不快去找他?
480
00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:29,740
找,找……
481
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,750
姐姐,你回來啦!
482
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:47,030
姐姐……
483
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,910
秀芳妹,你別怕啊,是我嘛!
484
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:02,480
你弄成這樣子,你有病呀!
485
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,710
秀芳妹,我是來收上一次當孝子的錢
486
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,790
可是我又怕你姐夫的鬼魂他出來抓我
487
00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:13,380
所以我就戴這種裝備,可以避邪的啊
488
00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:14,650
我姐姐不在家
489
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,590
你要是怕的話,你就下次來好了
490
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:20,560
早晚都得來的嘛,還好有你陪我
491
00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:21,570
你就在這裏等好了
492
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:27,300
好,我來幫你忙
493
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,530
不要你幫忙,去幫我拿個盤子來
494
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,610
好……,盤子……
495
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:35,740
盤子在哪兒?
496
00:37:37,950 --> 00:37:39,040
盤子到
497
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:40,620
你幫我洗菜啊!
498
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:43,560
洗菜,好,洗菜我最拿手了
我洗得最乾淨的
499
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:50,560
痛啊
500
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,320
你真是越幫越忙
501
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,100
夾那麼緊的,好痛呀
502
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:03,040
你喜歡裝神弄鬼,現在給你個機會
503
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:04,840
機會?什麼機會啊?
504
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:07,250
等下我姐姐跟她情夫回來
505
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:10,150
你要是能嚇走那個情夫
就表示你關心我
506
00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:12,180
行啊,這個我最拿手了
507
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,190
別打了,別打了,我是山狗呀!
508
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:32,700
痛呀!
509
00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:36,870
怎麼又是你,上次拔光了死人金牙
510
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:37,910
今天又想搞什麼鬼呀?
511
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,410
你遲早會被人打死的
512
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,240
超哥,你來啦! 秀芳!
513
00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:42,970
我們出去走走 好
514
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,880
表演的不錯,下次有機會再找你了
515
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,680
還有下一次,你還想整我啊!
516
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,050
你休想讓我跟你回去開光!
517
00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:51,490
就是嘛,人家不願意就算了嘛
518
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,890
倒霉呀!我
519
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:57,330
你扮成這個樣子,什麼都不像
520
00:38:57,430 --> 00:38:58,800
像個鳥樣
521
00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:00,130
像個鳥樣
522
00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:04,290
廣東人有句話叫撬牆腳,你懂嗎?
523
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:08,010
我知道了,我怎麼這麼笨!
524
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,640
我還沒講完哪!
525
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:13,680
那個死狗老是纏著我,真是煩死人了
526
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:16,440
煩?我比你更煩呢!
527
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,710
老魔找到我們的家
528
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,720
搞得我跟阿婆寢食不安
529
00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,050
那個老魔真的那麼厲害呀?
530
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:27,090
豈只厲害簡直是個兇神惡煞
531
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:29,680
披頭散髮,眼露兇光
532
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:33,020
真有那麼可怕嗎? 就是啊!
533
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,630
吳順超,我看你躲到哪兒去?
534
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:38,400
我話沒說完,他人就來了
535
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,470
我們快走啊!
536
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:41,430
千萬不能亂動!
537
00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:43,410
那我們怎麼辦呢?
538
00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:46,140
我要你跳井自殺,你要是不跳
539
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,910
我就先殺那個小妞
540
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:51,170
我還不想死啊
541
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,310
秀芳,那只有我去死啦!
542
00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:01,420
超哥,超哥,我跟你一塊死!
543
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:07,700
你別急,我是用腹語術跟你開玩笑的
544
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,660
你這個死吳順超,你真討厭
545
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,500
你故意嚇我的
你知道我膽小故意嚇我
546
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,610
你討厭死了 好了……
547
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,700
討厭…… 你別生氣嘛
548
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,330
不理你了 我是跟你開玩笑的嘛
549
00:40:20,850 --> 00:40:23,140
好了嘛,別生氣了嘛
550
00:40:24,450 --> 00:40:26,040
你怎麼還鬧嘛
551
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:26,980
沒有啊!
552
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:28,680
討厭!
553
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,020
快走!
554
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:36,920
又是你這只死狗搞的鬼
555
00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:38,760
我看你是被修理的不夠是不是?
556
00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:40,200
不關我事啊
557
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:42,060
都是這個糟老頭他教我的!
558
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,430
又是你這個死醉貓
559
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:47,970
不是,誤會,誤會!
560
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,200
誤會!你要我回去開光就更難羅!
561
00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:51,370
除非你打得過我!
562
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,070
不要理他,我們走啦!
563
00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:54,840
等一等……
564
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:56,010
怎麼個打法?
565
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,980
明天在街口麵攤等我
566
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,380
好……
567
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:01,190
那我怎麼辦呢?
568
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,150
就這麼辦啦!
569
00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:07,290
收驚婆呀,我老公死了快一個月了
570
00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:09,860
他成天冤魂不散的纏著我
571
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,160
真是攪得我渾身都不舒服
572
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:15,390
我想找…找他的魂出來談談
573
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:18,970
你老公叫什麼名字
574
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,000
尤倪碩
575
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:24,270
由我說?怎麼能由我說呢?
576
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:27,350
我是問他姓什麼叫什麼?
577
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,240
她老公姓尤叫倪碩
578
00:41:29,350 --> 00:41:32,180
對……這是他的生辰八字
579
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,450
他是怎麼死的?
580
00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:37,750
是馬上……
581
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:39,380
他是騎馬摔死的
582
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,320
對……摔死的
583
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,160
他是你的什麼人呀?
584
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,390
我,我是她情……
585
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:47,730
不能講
586
00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:50,170
不能講就到外面去等
587
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,330
我是他表弟啊
588
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,840
表弟也是親戚,那可以坐這裏了
589
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,900
現在我去請你老公出來
590
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:06,010
等他出來以後,你要問什麼就問什麼
591
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,650
把頭低下
592
00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:16,890
接引到地府
593
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:26,730
十面閻王請方便
594
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,670
牛頭馬面請帶路
595
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:38,270
孤魂野鬼站一邊
596
00:42:48,730 --> 00:42:51,030
現在我到地府裏面去找
597
00:43:40,210 --> 00:43:41,240
你幹什麼?
598
00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:43,410
我……我沒什麼!沒幹什麼
599
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,980
我跟赤腳大僊一起來
600
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:58,430
你的未亡人蘇鶯鶯
601
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:03,370
叫你回陽間有話跟你說
602
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:08,370
我說完,他就說
603
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:21,290
我來了
604
00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:25,310
鶯鶯啊,我等的你好苦啊!
605
00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:29,720
你……你死都死了
你還整天纏著我幹什麼嗎?
606
00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:33,030
我的金牙不見了
607
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:36,190
吃東西都用舐呀
608
00:44:36,270 --> 00:44:39,240
那我就給你燒幾副金牙去好了
609
00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:41,870
這還差不多
610
00:44:41,870 --> 00:44:45,810
你旁邊那個人是誰啊?
611
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,070
他,他是你的表弟啊!
612
00:44:48,110 --> 00:44:49,980
表弟!我是你表弟呀
613
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,310
表弟是同一個窩的
614
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,820
那就順便
615
00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:59,760
多燒一頂綠帽子給我
616
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:02,050
好!一定燒,一定燒!
燒……
617
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:07,370
那我就放心啦,我回去羅!
618
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:08,660
死鬼啊!你等一等!
619
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,460
又有什麼事?
620
00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:16,030
我一個人在陽間孤零零的,怪可憐的
621
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:21,240
你是知道的,我一天要吃五頓才過癮
622
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:25,540
所以我一定要找一張長期飯票
623
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,240
阿婆,老魔到禁地去啦
624
00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:30,450
糟了!
625
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,800
你是不是不高興了?
626
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,990
你可以教我怎麼做呀
627
00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:44,000
那你就要正式的
628
00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:48,730
找個老公
629
00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:50,870
對,我就是這個意思啊
630
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,640
你就要找一個穿道士服,紅鼻子
631
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,020
還有大爆牙的人才能跟你相配呀
632
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:02,350
要不然,你會死的很慘的
633
00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:04,050
很快就到地下來見我了
634
00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:05,380
那我不是沒搞頭啦
635
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,290
不要吵嘛
636
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,550
你是不是很不滿意呀?
637
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,220
滿意!滿意!我照你的話做就是啦!
638
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,320
你答應了,我要走了
639
00:46:16,470 --> 00:46:18,660
怎麼可以開這種玩笑
640
00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:24,770
他走啦!
641
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:28,000
這是一點小意思,請收下
642
00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:28,880
我們走啦!
643
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:32,050
怎麼就走啦?
644
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,680
你不是自稱酒僊嗎?這裏有六種酒
645
00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:39,460
你要是能嘗得出來是什麼酒
646
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:40,650
我就跟你回去開光
647
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,690
我喝了幾十年的酒
648
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,960
不成酒僊也成酒鬼了
649
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,990
這一次你輸定了,我還可以喝個過癮
650
00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:52,640
慢著,你要是嘗不出來就算你輸
651
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,660
以後各走各路!
652
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:54,900
一言為定!
653
00:46:59,040 --> 00:46:59,810
五加皮!
654
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:01,540
真有一套!
655
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:05,610
別急,還有呢?高梁!
656
00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:15,020
大曲!茅台!
657
00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:22,960
怎麼?嘗不出什麼酒了吧?
658
00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:26,500
怎麼嘗不出來,這個酒太醇了
659
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,630
我多喝兩口就知道是什麼酒了
660
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,140
奇怪!
661
00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:36,670
還是嘗不出來是嗎,那我走了
662
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,140
等一等!
663
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,190
你別急呀,等我喝完最後一滴
我就告訴你
664
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:51,590
尿!
665
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:00,800
你別走!
666
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,340
你跟著我幹什麼?走開呀!
667
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,940
你剛才耍詐,不算數
668
00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:10,170
我要跟你比一比真功夫
669
00:48:11,150 --> 00:48:12,310
誰怕誰啊
670
00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:14,980
親愛的
671
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,140
幹什麼嘛你?
672
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,450
你不要聽那個收驚婆亂講
673
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:18,450
我很棒的!
674
00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,920
你不怕我把你剋死啊?
675
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:23,720
這兩個大男人,他們在幹什麼?
慢著
676
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,100
自古以來
你們僊風道古的都是武林高手
677
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,520
我沒那麼笨
678
00:48:29,430 --> 00:48:31,370
你這不是尋我開心嗎?
679
00:48:31,470 --> 00:48:35,030
你不是很會吊馬子嗎?
那邊就有個女的
680
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:36,770
好了啦 給我個機會啦
不要煩我了
681
00:48:36,910 --> 00:48:39,210
你要是能夠把那個女的弄到手
682
00:48:39,310 --> 00:48:41,970
我就服了你,要不然,一切免談
683
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,020
怎麼?怕啦?
684
00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,750
一言為定,拚死我也要試試看
685
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:52,410
你少嚕囌你
686
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,290
真有人長得這副德性啊?
687
00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:07,670
讓開,你!
688
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,510
你給我躲一邊去
689
00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:18,310
道士服,紅鼻子,大爆牙
690
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:29,680
別笑甘蔗小小小
691
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,130
小得真是妙妙妙
692
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:36,290
實在堅硬似鐵條
693
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,390
包你含住笑一笑
694
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,340
小姐,這根請你吃
695
00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:43,140
收驚婆可真靈啊
696
00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:50,440
OK,待會兒你就知道了,拜拜
697
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,010
你別走啊
698
00:49:55,350 --> 00:49:56,380
非禮呀
699
00:49:58,890 --> 00:49:59,950
這……
700
00:50:01,390 --> 00:50:04,330
老娘還沒叫非禮,你卻叫非禮?
701
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,400
今天你飛上天我也要把你給抓回來!
702
00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:10,870
謝謝
703
00:50:10,870 --> 00:50:13,530
這次趴上那個騷婆娘,可有你受的
704
00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:18,840
來了
705
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:20,240
什麼來了?
706
00:50:21,610 --> 00:50:23,740
來了……
707
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,050
警察!
708
00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:39,030
等等我!
709
00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:46,360
大爆牙,等等我嘛
710
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,380
誰在笑呀?
711
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:13,130
原來是你童子雞呀?別走!
712
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,620
你往哪兒跑?
713
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,830
你這死爆牙,你別跑呀你
714
00:51:31,150 --> 00:51:31,980
要命的
715
00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:37,790
沒人呀!
716
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:59,840
老魔,你偷了掌門令牌
717
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:03,440
犯了門規一九九七條
718
00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:06,710
要剝手皮,逐出師門
719
00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:09,010
我這招腹語術還挺管用的
720
00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:10,710
我要上訴呀!
721
00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:17,220
上訴駁回,行刑
722
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,020
行刑
723
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,800
行刑……
724
00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:30,600
行刑
725
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,980
跟你拼了
726
00:52:47,890 --> 00:52:49,690
還要走呀? 有人追殺我?
727
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,430
就是他
728
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,500
我交差就靠你了
729
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,000
你要想找他得要先問問我
730
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,260
你是教頭,我要出手了
731
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:03,310
沒問題
732
00:53:09,150 --> 00:53:11,450
嚇成這個樣子,只是一隻鞋
733
00:53:20,290 --> 00:53:22,520
棒錘
734
00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:46,280
你死定了,跟我來
735
00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:50,080
快點!
736
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,330
你躲得過初一,躲不過十五呀!
737
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,430
超哥,好好玩哦
738
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:09,010
剛才玩得好過癮呀
739
00:54:09,110 --> 00:54:10,230
我們再來玩一次吧?
740
00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:14,210
這樣子搞法,怎會是童子雞呢?
741
00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:15,810
我不想玩啦!
742
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,710
再來一次嘛
743
00:54:16,850 --> 00:54:17,780
我只用一隻手
744
00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:21,210
一隻手? 來嘛
745
00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:23,750
不要了,用兩隻手玩嘛
746
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:26,410
好吧,那就再加上個舌頭好了
747
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,790
好!
748
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:32,590
一隻手,兩隻手,再加舌頭……
749
00:54:32,730 --> 00:54:35,290
不得了,乾柴碰到烈火了
750
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,600
這樣兩隻手,一個舌頭啊?
751
00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:41,230
你真是掃把
752
00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:43,170
每次都在節骨眼上,就來煞風景
753
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,970
不要理他了,我們到別的地方去玩
754
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:47,970
又砸鍋了
755
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:51,880
秀芳,秀芳,你走那麼快幹什麼嘛?
756
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,040
我不要理你了
757
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:54,120
你不要生氣嘛
758
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,280
秀芳,等等我
759
00:54:56,390 --> 00:54:57,950
真的來啦!
760
00:54:58,790 --> 00:55:00,020
那個醉道人整天纏著你
761
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,220
你們倆搞什麼鬼啊?
762
00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:03,450
他說我的生辰八字合他用
763
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,560
所以老是纏住我
764
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,820
你不要生氣嘛!
765
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,060
我就真的不理你了
766
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,530
別談那個死醉貓
還是談我們自己的事吧
767
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,870
你說我們現在到哪兒去玩?
768
00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,630
只要別碰到那個死醉錨就行了
769
00:55:19,210 --> 00:55:21,300
沒爆啊,再來一個
770
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,320
夾住了!
771
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:31,420
有炸彈
772
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,450
土製炸彈,快閃!
773
00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:43,160
這下你可死定了!
774
00:55:45,370 --> 00:55:48,570
好過癮呀,讓我來瞧瞧
775
00:55:49,610 --> 00:55:51,440
什麼人這麼狠哪?你沒事吧?
776
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:54,810
還沒死呀?好,再來一個!
777
00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:58,910
炮彈飛人啊?
778
00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:10,690
害人不成反害已!
779
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:13,800
原來又是你這個兔崽子
780
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,970
超哥!
781
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,700
你別走!
782
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,500
算了,算了,人都走了
783
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:24,630
算你走運,不然把你頭都打扁!
我們回去啦
784
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,150
你是什麼事都辦不好,沒用!
785
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,550
宮主,都準備好了
786
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,850
以後小心點
787
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,830
幸好有塊鋼板擋住,不然我可就慘了
788
00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:52,520
你是誰?
789
00:57:52,630 --> 00:57:57,330
星宿老魔!你已經中了我的衰老藥
790
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,440
一切都要聽我的
791
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:16,580
若再妄動真氣,只有加 速衰老
792
00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:03,630
還不服?那你會老死!
793
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:08,670
你,你這個魔頭!你無恥!
794
00:59:42,870 --> 00:59:47,470
解……解藥!
795
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:53,110
給我解……解藥
796
01:00:05,730 --> 01:00:06,890
我就不信這個邪
797
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,900
那不是我嗎?難道我魂真出竅啦?
798
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:21,970
我非把你抓回來不可
799
01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:36,430
好呀你
800
01:00:40,030 --> 01:00:41,000
真倒霉
801
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,060
大爺,我沒錢呀
802
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,300
怎麼跟我長得那麼像呀?
803
01:00:53,710 --> 01:00:56,040
一個斷頭鬼
804
01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:58,510
我先把它放回去再說吧!
805
01:00:58,650 --> 01:01:00,550
怎麼多了一個頭呀?
806
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:04,980
好像到了地獄一樣
807
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:08,820
那個頭怎麼又不見了?
808
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,190
搞得我糊里糊塗的
809
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,540
死人頭,想嚇我?去你的
810
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:03,910
看你往哪跑
811
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:08,920
你這糟老頭
812
01:02:09,050 --> 01:02:10,450
勾引人家老婆,搶我馬子!
813
01:02:10,990 --> 01:02:12,150
她是你老婆嗎?
814
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:15,220
不是啊,她是我姘頭!
815
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,350
那是你勾引人家老婆你還惡人先告狀
816
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:22,760
我不管,總之你搶我女人
我就跟你收[康米信] !
817
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:24,230
什麼[康米信]?
818
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,270
[康米信]就是拉皮條的錢
819
01:02:27,170 --> 01:02:30,770
你倒貼錢我都不要那個騷貨
是她自己纏著我的
820
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,910
得了便宜還賣乖?好!你嘴硬
你要幹什麼?
821
01:02:36,550 --> 01:02:38,850
我要你嘗嘗我「一陽指」的厲害
822
01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:40,380
大爆牙!
823
01:02:42,150 --> 01:02:43,180
糟了!
824
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,750
你別走呀,大爆牙
825
01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:48,150
你這個死鬼,總算讓我找到你了
826
01:02:48,190 --> 01:02:50,680
原來你早就有預謀的呀
827
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,520
看你往哪兒跑?
828
01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:56,530
你不要走嘛!
829
01:02:56,670 --> 01:03:00,630
害什麼羞嗎?就在這兒休息,你躺著吧
830
01:03:01,810 --> 01:03:04,600
這年頭大爆牙真吃香哪
831
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:08,270
我舒服死了
832
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,110
原來是你呀
833
01:03:10,850 --> 01:03:12,870
幹嘛扮成爆牙的樣子?
834
01:03:13,850 --> 01:03:15,680
你不就喜歡這副德性嗎?
835
01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:17,150
我可不要冒牌的!
836
01:03:18,190 --> 01:03:19,280
冒牌的好
837
01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:22,590
我……氣死我了 你要幹什麼?
838
01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:25,320
打死你,我捅死你……
839
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:26,830
救命呀!
840
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:32,840
真是氣死我了
841
01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:35,530
這就是你的報應
842
01:03:35,970 --> 01:03:39,810
看你把我給氣的,氣得我混身都發燒
843
01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,670
我受不了
844
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,910
我怕怕! 原來你躲在這裏
845
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:49,980
你別跑呀,大爆牙,等我呀!
846
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:53,310
想得到令牌,得先問我這把老骨頭!
847
01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:58,650
原來是個女的
848
01:06:07,460 --> 01:06:08,390
奪命飛絲
849
01:06:40,790 --> 01:06:41,690
阿婆
850
01:06:46,630 --> 01:06:49,360
阿婆……你怎麼啦?阿婆!
851
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,440
乖孫
852
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:57,200
掌門令牌就在你的牌位裏面
853
01:06:57,310 --> 01:06:58,210
我知道
854
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,370
千萬不要落在老魔手裏
855
01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:05,770
必要時,把它毀了
856
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,790
阿婆,你不能死
857
01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:11,410
阿婆,你振作點,不能死呀,阿婆
858
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:17,890
醉道人是唯一可以幫助你的人
859
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:21,260
阿婆,你不能死,阿婆!
860
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,470
女羅薩!
861
01:07:36,450 --> 01:07:41,210
解藥……給我解藥……
862
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,580
拿住!
863
01:07:54,330 --> 01:07:55,590
你不想活啦?
864
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,590
請你再給我一次機會
865
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:05,340
宮主,你沒事吧?
866
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,440
還好!
867
01:08:57,330 --> 01:08:58,520
我會翻身了
868
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,620
快走啊
869
01:10:08,970 --> 01:10:12,240
小伙子,冷靜點,幸虧我及時趕到啊
870
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,300
要不然你就去見你的阿婆啦!
871
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:16,610
難道我阿婆的仇就不報了嗎?
872
01:10:16,740 --> 01:10:17,710
要不是你來攪局
873
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,540
我早就把羅薩行宮給剷平了
874
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,550
是啦!沒錯,後生可畏啊
875
01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:26,380
要不是你生辰八字生得好啊
876
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:28,540
我管你去死!
877
01:10:28,650 --> 01:10:29,580
我死也不要你管
878
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,420
超哥,現在沒事就好了
879
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,680
醉道人一聽到你獨闖行宮
880
01:10:33,820 --> 01:10:34,920
馬上就去幫你
881
01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:36,490
你不要再跟他胡鬧了
882
01:10:36,530 --> 01:10:39,550
你這小子也真是不識抬舉
883
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:40,860
人家是關心你
884
01:10:44,070 --> 01:10:46,370
你也真是的,你對人家好
885
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,800
人家也不領你的情啊
886
01:10:49,710 --> 01:10:52,510
我就不同啦,只要你一對我好
887
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:56,840
我連人都給你,你知不知道嘛
888
01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:57,970
不知道
889
01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:03,890
你可真是牛皮燈籠!怎麼不開竅呀你
890
01:11:09,530 --> 01:11:15,520
醉道人是唯一可以幫助你的人
891
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:19,830
超哥
892
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:22,930
其實你們聯合起來對付那個惡魔
893
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,030
不是很好嗎?
894
01:11:24,810 --> 01:11:28,300
這樣阿婆在九泉之下也會瞑目的
895
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,840
醉貓,後面冒煙了?
896
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,010
糟了,糟了,老魔殺到這裏來了
897
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:41,680
這怎麼辦?怎麼辦啊?
898
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,990
超哥,我們該怎麼辦?
899
01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:47,290
三十六計,走為上策!
900
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:48,830
快,火燒起來了
901
01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:50,660
門被鎖起來了
902
01:12:41,290 --> 01:12:42,390
大難不死
903
01:12:42,390 --> 01:12:43,290
你還好吧?
904
01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:44,690
必有後福
905
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,420
我可真的是有福啦
906
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:52,120
我連房子都燒了,你不死我死羅
907
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,790
你死總比我死好呀!
908
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,620
我這次被你害的連房子都燒了
909
01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:25,130
這下子無家可歸了吧!
910
01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:26,700
這跟我有什麼關係啊!
911
01:13:26,830 --> 01:13:29,320
跟你沒關,那跟誰有關係?
912
01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:31,020
這一次我可是跟定你啦
913
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,470
你可別想甩掉我
914
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,430
冤枉大人
915
01:13:34,570 --> 01:13:36,040
姐姐,不要再吵了
916
01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:37,830
我們大家想想辦法好了嘛
917
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,700
你少囉嗦好不好?
918
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,370
我們現在什麼都沒有了
919
01:13:41,510 --> 01:13:42,840
你還胳臂往外彎哪
920
01:13:43,010 --> 01:13:44,210
姐姐! 不要吵!
921
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,840
對嘛
922
01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:51,580
不要吵呀!現在我們要從長計議
923
01:13:52,190 --> 01:13:54,890
最好先跟我回山上避一避
924
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:57,460
我阿婆的仇還沒報
925
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,360
萬一掌門令牌落到老魔的手裏
926
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:00,430
我怎麼對得起阿婆?
927
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:01,830
這比上山開光更重要!
928
01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:03,900
是,是,這當然是了
929
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:07,300
你就記得開光,太自私了!
930
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,630
什麼自私啊!
931
01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:11,540
你以為全世界
就你一個人是八月十五日出生的啊
932
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,840
我還可以再去找啊!
933
01:14:13,010 --> 01:14:14,310
那你就去找啊!
934
01:14:18,050 --> 01:14:21,140
不過呢!我又看不慣星宿老魔的作為
935
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,250
所以決定幫助你除掉他!
936
01:14:24,290 --> 01:14:26,690
超哥,他答應幫你的忙了
937
01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:27,760
那你就不用煩了嘛!
938
01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:28,980
對呀……
939
01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:31,060
他的意思就是你的意思
940
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,560
我們大家的意思都是一樣的
941
01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:36,970
不如今天晚上
我們就在這邊睡一晚上嘛
942
01:14:36,970 --> 01:14:38,230
好不好嗎?
943
01:14:39,470 --> 01:14:40,900
超哥,那你早點休息吧!
944
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,560
對對,你們早點休息吧!
945
01:14:42,670 --> 01:14:45,270
我出去做個月光浴,喝兩口逍遙逍遙
946
01:14:45,410 --> 01:14:48,640
對……快去睡……快,快!
947
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:55,280
今晚讓我放鬆
948
01:14:57,020 --> 01:15:00,180
睡在你的懷中
949
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,790
你壓在我身上幹什麼
950
01:15:07,830 --> 01:15:09,030
快起來,起來……
951
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:14,160
人家是睡不著嘛,人家要……
952
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,640
你……要什麼啊?
953
01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:17,600
要你陪我嘛
954
01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:20,070
這我怎麼吃得消
955
01:15:22,710 --> 01:15:24,200
你看你後面什麼?
956
01:15:24,350 --> 01:15:25,210
什麼?
957
01:15:35,890 --> 01:15:39,160
死大爆牙,又想甩掉我
958
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:44,490
老娘今天可是跟你耗上了!
959
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:48,230
個死爆牙,到底跑到哪兒去了哪?
960
01:15:55,980 --> 01:15:57,410
躲哪兒去了?
961
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:07,440
超哥!
962
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,440
超哥
963
01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:16,250
你再過來,我就殺了她
964
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:22,760
超哥,超哥
965
01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:26,320
超哥
966
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,460
什麼事,發生什麼事了?
967
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:55,830
怎麼那麼快就來了
968
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,590
老魔在哪裏?我來對付他
969
01:18:58,700 --> 01:18:59,860
等你來,人都死光了
970
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,790
說的對,我來老魔就死定了
971
01:19:02,930 --> 01:19:05,420
最好跟我上山去躲一躲
972
01:19:05,570 --> 01:19:08,090
對啊,超哥,我們跟他一起上山好了
973
01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:10,770
龍虎山是女人禁地
974
01:19:10,910 --> 01:19:12,970
你們最好先回到家裏等我們
975
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:16,280
我姐姐呢!我姐姐呢!
976
01:19:16,410 --> 01:19:20,110
她在外面等我們嘛,我們先走,先走
977
01:19:27,690 --> 01:19:32,390
你不要丟下我,你不要把我給甩掉!
978
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,590
我的腿都軟羅
979
01:19:52,980 --> 01:19:57,920
香氣沉沉起煙煙,雲頭走馬請聖賢
980
01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:11,600
龍虎山張天師頭帶紫金冠
981
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:13,700
身穿龍虎八卦衣
982
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:17,400
左手接來都功印,右手接來鎮妖劍
983
01:20:17,510 --> 01:20:21,970
跨虎騰雲遊天下,雲頭戴羊顯金身
984
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,310
百萬妖魔一齊殺
985
01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:35,190
今日召令庚辰年八月十五亥時出世
986
01:20:35,190 --> 01:20:40,690
入室弟子吳順超,為祖師爺開光
987
01:20:42,770 --> 01:20:44,170
我什麼時候做你弟子啦?
988
01:20:44,270 --> 01:20:48,230
掛名的,有名無實,幫幫忙
989
01:20:48,370 --> 01:20:52,600
開光大典開始,吳順超上前
990
01:20:52,740 --> 01:20:54,900
該你啦,快去 記得幫我對付老魔
991
01:20:55,010 --> 01:20:56,770
沒問題……
992
01:20:56,910 --> 01:21:00,180
開了光之後,老魔的事包在我身上!
993
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,210
你也是童子啊
994
01:21:03,290 --> 01:21:04,690
不是!不是!
995
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,920
我知道該怎麼做了
996
01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:17,530
陰陽八卦七星帶
997
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:21,400
向祖師爺行大禮
998
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,910
左手拿白雞,右手執清水
999
01:21:33,150 --> 01:21:35,640
雲符化在清水裏
1000
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:39,850
神水噴雞冠
1001
01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:55,910
指天殺盡妖魔百九千
1002
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,540
指地鎮壓地府魂與鬼
1003
01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:01,130
指前士男弟子全拜請
1004
01:22:02,780 --> 01:22:04,710
指後道法天師顯神通
1005
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,080
點左眼,觀天象
1006
01:22:17,230 --> 01:22:19,250
點右跟,照陰陽
1007
01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:26,800
聖水洗清塵與土,鎮何國泰民平安
1008
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:33,670
搞定了,該喝殺清酒了
1009
01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:40,880
禮成,祖師爺請還位
1010
01:22:51,630 --> 01:22:53,430
又打回原形啦
1011
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:55,490
你找來的是不是童子呀?
1012
01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:03,170
老魔!
1013
01:23:04,470 --> 01:23:07,240
還不交出令牌,我就剷平龍虎山
1014
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,580
何方怪物,竟敢到龍虎山撒野?
1015
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,910
師兄,這個黑鍋又是讓我背定了
1016
01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:17,050
好小子,竟然找到龍虎山上來了
1017
01:23:17,050 --> 01:23:18,880
老魔,今天要你死無葬身之地
1018
01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:20,080
讓我超渡你們
1019
01:23:23,130 --> 01:23:24,290
霹靂鏍旋鏢
1020
01:23:36,410 --> 01:23:39,070
這麼厲害呀! 快閃
1021
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,640
師兄怎麼變成豬頭了?
1022
01:23:48,950 --> 01:23:50,080
又來了
1023
01:23:58,530 --> 01:24:00,020
你後面有飛鏢
1024
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:09,270
為什麼飛鏢老是炸不到他們兩個啊?
1025
01:24:09,370 --> 01:24:11,640
他們是主角,我們是跑龍套的嘛
1026
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:12,900
我走
1027
01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:15,500
為什麼
1028
01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,170
差點完蛋了
1029
01:24:51,780 --> 01:24:53,040
舒服多了
1030
01:24:53,780 --> 01:24:54,720
謝謝!
1031
01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,050
佈陣!
1032
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:11,470
七星八卦陣
1033
01:25:14,340 --> 01:25:16,270
這個七星八卦陣
1034
01:25:16,270 --> 01:25:18,900
連老魔都攻不進來呀
1035
01:25:19,610 --> 01:25:22,080
師兄啊,不過,威力差一點
1036
01:25:24,010 --> 01:25:24,950
含劍北斗!
1037
01:25:32,020 --> 01:25:33,580
鬼影變幻球
1038
01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:41,460
全倒,快幫忙呀
1039
01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:44,290
被人打得七零八落
1040
01:25:44,430 --> 01:25:46,030
怎麼這個陣這麼沒用呀
1041
01:25:48,770 --> 01:25:49,930
我罩住你
1042
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:01,640
好危險呀
1043
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,020
我接住了,我扣!
1044
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,260
滑走了
1045
01:26:15,530 --> 01:26:16,430
我逮著了
1046
01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:18,500
還是你厲害
1047
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:38,580
喘口氣,喝口酒都不行啊?
1048
01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:41,120
我跟老魔在外面打,你躲在這裏喝酒
1049
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,590
我在動腦筋嘛
1050
01:26:42,690 --> 01:26:43,590
動腦筋?
1051
01:26:43,730 --> 01:26:44,620
看我的
1052
01:26:46,330 --> 01:26:48,560
老魔,你爸爸在這裏
1053
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,130
中計了吧,快出來對付他
1054
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:15,890
又是你這個廢物
1055
01:27:15,890 --> 01:27:17,620
讓我把你的玩意兒收拾再說
1056
01:27:19,830 --> 01:27:21,320
機會來了
1057
01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:30,700
你的彈被我彈走了
1058
01:27:30,810 --> 01:27:32,210
看你還有什麼花樣?
1059
01:28:27,030 --> 01:28:30,830
天師殿怎麼搞成這個樣子?
1060
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:39,300
已經死掉了,真是天師顯靈啊!
1061
01:28:41,310 --> 01:28:44,580
怎麼我的道士都變成和尚了
1062
01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:45,570
這……
1063
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:52,090
其實佛道一家親嘛,師兄
1064
01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:57,060
全都是你闖的禍,我罰你面壁十年
1065
01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:59,290
給我抓住他
1066
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,640
總算讓我見到你了
1067
01:29:11,740 --> 01:29:14,470
孩子,你的爸,在這裏啊!
1068
01:29:14,610 --> 01:29:16,980
我的媽啊!
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