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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Whirring ]
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Man: It's alive!
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪♪
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Announcer:
Have you been injured while
touring a chocolate factory?
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I'll get you the snozberries
you deserve.
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♪ Larry Loompa --
He'll fight for you ♪
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I was turned into
a fucking giant blueberry,
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and now I need to be juiced
twice a day, or I'll explode.
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Larry Loompa got me $3 million.
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Don't get dopity screwed.
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[ With lisp ] I was pulled
through a taffy stretcher,
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but thanks to Larry,
I'm rich as shit.
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Also, my penis
is 37 inches long.
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Can someone turn that fan off?
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I was shot through
a pneumatic chocolate tube.
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The pressure blew out mine anus,
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and I had to have a second anus
constructed from a goat's anus,
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but Mr. Loompa
got me $17 million
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for mine anus surgery.
Anus.
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[ Bleating ]
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Announcer:
Have you been turned into fruit,
stretched like taffy,
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nearly drowned
in a chocolate river,
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terrorized by fake Slugworth,
dropped into a bad egg furnace,
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got hepatitis
from lickable wallpaper,
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or are a goat who had
your anus forcibly removed,
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then call the offices
of Larry H. Loompa today.
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♪ Larry Loompa --
He'll fight for you ♪
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[ Bleats ]
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Anus.
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Harold couldn't sleep,
so he took his purple crayon
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and drew a world
of his own imagination.
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Harold, what did I tell you
about drawing
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on the Goddamn walls?
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You know what else
is purple?
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Bruises!
Draw me some whiskey.
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[ Glugs ] Aw, God, that is
just what I needed.
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[ Gagging ]
[ Glass shatters ]
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Harold had dreamed
of this moment a thousand times.
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Harold then drew himself
a new father.
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This dad never yelled
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and had a three-year chip
from AA.
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He was also good
at lifting things.
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Harold and his new father
sailed away
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to a bright new tomorrow.
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Harold's mother filed
a missing-person report,
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but she never saw
her son again.
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She hanged herself a year later.
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The rope was purple.
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Tricia? All right!
From Bumble?
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That's me. I've never dated
a Treasure Troll before.
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Well, strap in, baby, 'cause we
are first class all the way.
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All right!
To first dates.
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[ Slurps ]
Delicious.
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So, you're from
Copenhagen?
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♪♪
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What is it?
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Huh? Aah!
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Huh?
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No! Not all right!
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No!
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[ Sobbing ] No!
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♪ And I love you, cha cha cha ♪
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[ Light switch clicks,
door closes ]
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Ahh, another successful day
at Chuck E. Cheese, huh?
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Ugh, we get it!
You own the place.
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Hey, Pasquale, did you see
that kid puke up his pepperoni?
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Pasquale?
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Pasquale!
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I noticed him glitching, but
I thought he was pranking us.
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He is the funny one.
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We gotta help him!
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Pasquale!
[ All grunting ]
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Pasquale!
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Well, we've done
everything we can.
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Everybody, run!
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[ All grunting ]
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Aah!
Aah!
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[ Elevator music plays ]
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And one, two, three!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the magic bullet!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Oh, my God,
JFK's been shot!
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[ Audience screams ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Slurping ]
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Oh, bother.
All out of honey.
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Well, plenty more
where that came from.
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What luck!
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Why, there's nothing
but dead bees in here.
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Bees are dying everywhere,
Pooh.
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It's an epidemic, most likely
caused by pesticides.
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Without honey,
whatever shall I do?
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Pooh, you're a bear.
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You can eat anything.
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Pooh, hello!
What shall we play to--
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Aah!
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Ohh, this tastes
surprisingly delicious.
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Jesus!
I meant pine cones, Pooh.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Announcer:
And now back to "Queer Eye."
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I mean,
I have no notes.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Dance music plays ]
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I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
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I love cars, coffee, and comedy,
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and this is "Comedians
in Cars Getting Coffee."
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The 1973 Dodge Challenger
in Plum Crazy Purple
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is perfect
for today's guest,
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Gotham's favorite funnyman,
the Joker!
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I just want to thank you
for not picking me up
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in a clown car, Jerry.
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Who do you take me for,
Carrot Top?
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[ Laughs ] Scotty would
definitely pull that shit.
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He still slaying in Vegas?
Sure.
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You ever bomb in Vegas?
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The last time I bombed in Vegas,
there was a body count.
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That's why they don't let me
into the Luxor anymore,
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because there's no Luxor
anymore
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[chuckles]
because I bombed it.
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I lost a friend
in that explosion.
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Was it Newman?
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No.
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I guess
I'm bombing again.
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A prop?
Now who's Carrot Top?
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No, it's a real bomb.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Explosion ]
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♪ The lips are connected
to the asshole ♪
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♪ The lips are connected
to the asshole ♪
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♪ The lips are connected
to the asshole ♪
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♪ And that's how you make
a human centipede ♪
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Everybody!
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[ Muffled singing ]
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♪ My mouth's not connected
to an asshole ♪
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♪ So Merry Christmas
to me ♪
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Announcer:
Space -- the final frontier.
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These are the voyages of the
Pin Mate Starship Enterprise.
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Sir, we're caught
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in the Pin Mate's Klingon
Cruiser's tractor beam.
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Reverse starboard thrusters,
Pin Mates Mr. Sulu.
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Aye-aye,
Pin Mates Captain Kirk.
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All: Aah!
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Pin Mates Captain, that is
an illogical choice.
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Your Pin Mates Vulcan logic
won't save us,
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Pin Mates Mr. Spock.
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The Pin Mates Klingon cannons
are powering up, sir.
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Aah!
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Whoa!
Ooh!
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Whoa!
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Ohh!
Aah!
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Ooh!
Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Ooh-hoo!
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Oh!
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[ All screaming ]
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Don't worry, ugly duckling.
One day, you'll be --
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Actually, I find
the whole "ugly" narrative
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to be hetero-normative
and damaging,
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and there are a number of niche
Internet sex communities
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that would love
to have all...of...this.
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I was gonna say, one day,
you'll be a beautiful swan.
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Oh, thank God! I thought
I'd have to learn a skill.
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I don't know what your problem
is, Of-Ken.
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You should have gotten pregnant
by now.
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Um, Commander Ken...
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Don't say a word.
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Hey, Rocky.
I've got a friend request.
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Hello, Moose. It is us,
old American friends
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from your youth,
Bingo and Muffy.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, boy.
Old friends.
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There's something suspicious
about that account, Bullwinkle.
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Speaking of
old American things,
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don't you miss good old days
when flying squirrels
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weren't taking
hardworking moose jobs?
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Hmm, I do generally remember
things being better in the past.
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Don't you want to make --
ooh --
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I mean,
America great again?
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Those new Facebook friends
are spreading
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pretty incendiary comments,
Bullwinkle.
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Shut your cockhole,
snowflake!
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[ Gasps ]
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Hello, Broseph.
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Squirrel Lives Matter
march against ignorant mooses
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set for tomorrow.
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Come join! Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy, I will!
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Hey, Rocky!
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Watch me pull a squirrel
out of his own ass.
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I'll fucking kill you!
Bullwinkle!
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[ Both laughing evilly ]
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Ariana, some say
that the ponytail
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has started
to influence your life.
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That's just
a silly rumor.
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Are you blinking an SOS
in Morse code right now?
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And are you now blinking,
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"Stop talking about Morse code,
or the ponytail will kill me"?
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Aah!
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And that's the word
on Ariana's new album.
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Come on, kids!
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That rave's
not gonna rave itself.
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You're not our regular
party bus driver/drug dealer.
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Nope, he took some bad molly
and chewed off his hand.
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[ Laughs ]
I'm Miss Frizzle.
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I'm a substitute driver
these days.
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I used to be a teacher.
What happened?
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Let's just say, if you shrink
down a bunch of 9-year-olds
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and lose them
in a cow's second stomach,
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they will absolutely
get turned into manure.
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Ohh.
Oh.
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But I still know how to drive
a flying bus, so here we go!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Hot air balloon --
We must be in wine country.
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Let's go grab a frosé.
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No, thank you!
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[ All scream ]
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The bus
is out of control!
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Ah-ha!
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What are we supposed to
do with these?
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Take chances.
Make mistakes.
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What's that island?
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Jump!
Aah!
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Whoa!
Aah!
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Quick, children,
look for supplies.
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Why should we trust you?
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Listen here,
you little sardine.
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Before I was a school
bus driver --
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Yeah, you turned a bunch of kids
into cow turds. We know.
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And I drove a tour bus
for Aerosmith in 1976.
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That was some heavy shit,
man.
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You wanna talk
about herpes...
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No, thanks!
...I'll shrink you down
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and show you herpes
like you've never --
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Aah!
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Thank you!
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Take my job, will ya?
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It's our old bus driver,
two-handed Harry.
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Not anymore.
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Let's celebrate!
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♪♪
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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