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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:04,003 [ Whirring ] 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:06,072 [ Theme music plays ] 3 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:10,477 [ Whirring ] 4 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:17,317 ♪♪ 5 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:18,752 Man: It's alive! 6 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:25,819 ♪♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:27,928 [ Thunder rumbles ] 8 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:34,994 ♪♪ 9 00:00:37,469 --> 00:00:39,272 Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip. 10 00:00:39,338 --> 00:00:42,008 Do not throw me your dick! 11 00:00:42,074 --> 00:00:43,542 I'm not throwing you my dick. 12 00:00:43,609 --> 00:00:46,712 You said, "Throw me the idol, I throw you my dick." 13 00:00:46,779 --> 00:00:49,282 I said I throw you the whip. Whip! Not dick. 14 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,850 My bad. Now it makes sense. 15 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:54,086 Adios, Señor. But before I go... 16 00:00:54,153 --> 00:00:56,189 [ Zipping, whiffle! ] 17 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,058 Grab it firmly! Swing across! 18 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,725 I'm just gonna jump. 19 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:01,427 And congrats, by the way. 20 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,030 Who are you? 21 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,865 Call me...Daredevil! 22 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,367 Aah! 23 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,467 Oh, no! 24 00:01:08,534 --> 00:01:10,469 That's the last we've seen of him. 25 00:01:10,536 --> 00:01:13,038 [ Chuckles ] Smuggling illegal, bad drugs 26 00:01:13,105 --> 00:01:16,376 has never been easier now that Daredevil's not around. 27 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,578 ♪♪ 28 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,845 Who is that?! 29 00:01:19,912 --> 00:01:21,981 It's Daredevil! 30 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:23,482 And...Daredevil? 31 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:25,785 You can call me... Double Daredevil! 32 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:27,420 They're working together! 33 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:28,454 Physical challenge! 34 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,156 I-I don't know which one to punch. 35 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,857 Wrong choice, scum! 36 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:35,194 Announcer: "Double Daredevil," this Fall on Netflix... 37 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,997 'cause we'll green light anything. 38 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:39,966 You'll be okay, Father? 39 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,434 No, Jyn. I'm done for. 40 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:44,937 But tell the Rebels I designed a flaw in the Death Star, 41 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,841 an exhaust port leading straight to the reactor. 42 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:48,875 Ugh. 43 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,378 Father, I swear you haven't died in vain. 44 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,313 The Rebels will know! 45 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,448 Also, if you flush every toilet on the "C" deck 46 00:01:56,515 --> 00:01:58,885 at the same time, the bathrooms on the "D" deck 47 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,254 will explode! Ugh. 48 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:04,056 Sure, I'll tell them that, too, I guess. 49 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:07,093 Also, once every 10 hours in the main conference room, 50 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,796 a recording of a fart noise will play. 51 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,864 The Rebellion doesn't need to know that, Jyn, 52 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:14,768 but imagine those meetings. [ Chuckles ] 53 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,435 Ugh! 54 00:02:16,502 --> 00:02:18,938 I will imagine it, Father, I swear! 55 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:22,008 It's a recording of my own farts. Ugh. 56 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,176 Also, if you set up a trash compactor to delicate, 57 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:25,744 the Death Star will -- Ugh. 58 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:30,417 The Rebellion will know, Father! 59 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,218 We done? 60 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,287 Better make sure. 61 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,789 [ Grinding ] Man: The trash compactors. 62 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,091 Someone's messing with the teacups. 63 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,593 [ Disco playing ] 64 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,130 What the fuck?! 65 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,703 That was good sex, Leslie, bleh. 66 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,471 Uh, Leslie! 67 00:02:52,538 --> 00:02:55,241 Babe, you would not believe the day I just had. 68 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:58,445 Hey, psst, I will call you. 69 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,546 ♪♪ 70 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,180 It's-a me, Mario! 71 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,483 Let's-a take-a your driver test! 72 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,084 Where are we? 73 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,452 Is that a gorilla driving a go-kart? 74 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,088 This wasn't on the written test. 75 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,690 [ Beeping ] 76 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:15,228 Floor it! Mama mia! 77 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,963 ♪♪ 78 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,299 Someone just threw a fucking Komodo dragon at me! 79 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,633 I am leaving! 80 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,935 If-a you leave, no license. 81 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,270 [ Engine revs ] Buckle up, meatball. 82 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,372 I am not gonna let some gorilla or talking mushroom 83 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,508 keep me from driving to Raging Waters this weekend. 84 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,710 I have a $5 coupon. 85 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:34,147 ♪♪ 86 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,649 Okay. 87 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,819 Choke on this, ape taint! 88 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,322 Eh, you're making the mark. 89 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,892 [ Laughs ] 90 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:52,231 ♪♪ 91 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,533 Death to Bowser. 92 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,401 I did it! 93 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,036 License, here I come! 94 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,104 Uh-oh! You forget-a to signal 95 00:03:59,171 --> 00:04:00,706 when you make-a the left turn. 96 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,076 Hit start to try again. 97 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:06,079 Ew. 98 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,781 [ Horn honking ] 99 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,849 Welcome home, Daddy Pig. 100 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,418 Hello, Mummy Pig. Hello, Peppa. 101 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:13,752 Hello, George. Bad news. 102 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,188 [ Snorts ] I've been made redundant. 103 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,588 What's that mean, Daddy? 104 00:04:16,655 --> 00:04:18,524 Well, Peppa, that's the pretentious British way 105 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,092 of saying [snort] I got fired. 106 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,061 Oh, no, Daddy Pig. [ Snorts ] Why? 107 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,429 Because of this damn Brexit. 108 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,497 My company has lost far too many [snort] pounds. 109 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:28,067 Oh, it's too bad you haven't lost more pounds, Daddy. 110 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,502 You've got a very big tummy. 111 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,803 [ Laughs ] Peppa! [ Snorts ] 112 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,739 Your jokes at my expense are the only thing keeping me 113 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,541 from jumping out of [snort] the window. 114 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,809 [ Doorbell rings ] 115 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:37,977 Hello, Peppa. 116 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,179 Malika Meerkat and Randall Rhino? 117 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,747 What are you doing here? 118 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,215 We've come to say goodbye, Peppa. 119 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:46,052 Since Brexit inflamed anti-immigrant hate crimes, 120 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,454 my Muslim family doesn't feel safe anymore. 121 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:50,188 And I'm getting deported back to Aleppo. 122 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:53,259 They'll remove my woman hands, for they have touched a book. 123 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:57,963 [ Voice breaking ] D-Daddy! Why is this happening? 124 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,732 Because, Peppa, [snort] right-wing voters 125 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,967 around the world are acting like -- 126 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,234 Dinosaur! 127 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,502 Not now, George. [ Snorts ] Like, I was saying, 128 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,337 most politicians are afraid of progress, 129 00:05:05,404 --> 00:05:06,639 so they're stuck in the past like -- 130 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,641 Dinosaur! Not now, George. 131 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,942 [ Snort ] Anyway, if we let 132 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,510 these greedy pigs control our world, 133 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,245 we'll all end up like -- Dinosaur! 134 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,147 Yes, George, we see you've got a dinosaur. 135 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,884 [ Snorts ] Well, since I can no longer bring home the bacon, 136 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,119 [chuckles] these will have to do. 137 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:21,253 [ Sizzle ] 138 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,523 Daddy Pig, did you just pull off your ears? 139 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,891 What?! 140 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,926 [ Laughter ] 141 00:05:27,993 --> 00:05:32,431 Announcer: This week on "Shark Tank," a new investor joins the Sharks. 142 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,001 An actual motherfucking shark tank. 143 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,637 Ooh, I got 10 million clams and an itchy trigger finger! 144 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:38,905 Get at me! 145 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,607 Well, I've invented a chair that runs on clean coal. 146 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,909 Okay, my first concern -- 147 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,678 [ Engine revving ] $2 million for 50%! 148 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,615 Can't stop or I die! Shark tank! 149 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,149 [ Bells tolling and cheering ] 150 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,050 So, Robin Hood wed Maid Marian, 151 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:54,653 and good King Richard returned to his throne, 152 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,023 and the evil King John went to prison. 153 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,290 The end. 154 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,658 Oh, but, sir, what happens next? 155 00:05:59,725 --> 00:06:01,995 Well, I have a warm dinner waiting for me at home, 156 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,629 but since you asked, 157 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,264 Richard immediately forgave his brother John 158 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,466 and named him heir to the throne. What?! 159 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,036 And Richard love fighting wars, so he left John in charge. 160 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,570 But John is evil! 161 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:14,173 That was the whole problem in the first place! 162 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,808 Then while laying siege to a castle, 163 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,811 Richard walked around without armor like a true asshole. 164 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,513 Good King Richard died?! 165 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,680 Not right away. 166 00:06:21,747 --> 00:06:23,415 You see, his surgeon was a real numb nuts 167 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:24,984 and the wound got gangrene. 168 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,152 Yah! 169 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,887 Richard's last act was to forgive the enemy soldier 170 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,256 who shot him, as he was just a boy. How noble. 171 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,690 Yeah, but the second Richard died, 172 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:33,660 his soldiers flayed the kid alive and hung him. 173 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,727 Oh, my God! 174 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,529 Anyway, blah blah blah, Magna Carta, 175 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,164 then John got dysentery, 176 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,233 which is a good way to die if you enjoy shitting blood. 177 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,734 [ Fart and squelch ] 178 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,135 [ Gasps ] 179 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,672 Any other horrible facts you want to ruin my childhood with? 180 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,175 Every ounce of chocolate contains up to 17 spider pods. 181 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,477 That's something to sleep on. 182 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,312 I hate you. 183 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,913 Welcome, everyone, to the screening 184 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,447 of "The Last Airbender." 185 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:59,618 Here I am, Roger Ebert, about to review yet another movie 186 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:02,088 based on a fucking cartoon. 187 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,089 And four nations once lived in harmony 188 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:07,527 when the elements of Earth, fire, water, and air, 189 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,828 were mastered by those who -- 190 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,896 And it already sucks. 191 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,533 Maybe I can fall asleep with my eyes open. 192 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,470 Worth a try. 193 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,707 Man, Ebert loves this movie! 194 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,277 This 3-D looks like 2-D even in 3-D. 195 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,480 Who are you, stranger? I'm Roger Ebert. 196 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,682 I'm dreaming I'm in this terrible movie. 197 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,483 You should not be here if you have no power. 198 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:34,554 Power? I won a Pulitzer Prize for criticism! 199 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,122 That's the ultimate power! 200 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,990 Are we fighting or just jerking off? 201 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,559 I'm fine with either one, but let's just decide. 202 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,428 If we are to defeat Fire Lord Ozai, 203 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,930 you must use this criticism power. 204 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,100 Oh, that will not be a problem. 205 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,501 Your acting is so wooden, 206 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:52,004 the blue fairy turned you into a real boy. 207 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:56,142 These special effects are neither special nor effective. 208 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,644 This dialogue's duller than a mayonnaise sandwich. 209 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:00,780 Thumbs down. Thumbs down. 210 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,949 Thumbs up. Thumbs way down. 211 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,983 Oh, stranger! You did it! 212 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:07,487 This movie was the worst experience of my life, 213 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,455 and I live in Chicago. 214 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,791 I give it half a star. 215 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,193 Half a star? 216 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,361 It cost $150 million! 217 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,564 Well, in that case, thumbs down! 218 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:20,866 ♪♪ 219 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:24,537 Mom-ugh! I can't help what my body feels! 220 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,405 Just let me be me-ugh! 221 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:29,408 Young lady, don't you talk to me about gender identity. 222 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:31,143 Here in Jurassic Park, we're all female, 223 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,478 so you go put on your skirt and -- 224 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,879 [ Pop! ] [ Gasps ] 225 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,383 Are you happy now? I just grew a penis! 226 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,017 Life found a way! 227 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:42,856 [ Shouting in foreign language ] 228 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,524 Ugh! 229 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,259 A Rolex? 230 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,560 You guys! [ Laughter ] 231 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:51,397 I told you I didn't want a retirement party! 232 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,798 Well, too bad. 233 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,534 We want you to know how much you mean to all of us. 234 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,369 And don't forget your other presents. 235 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,939 Oh, you really shouldn't have. 236 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:03,676 Guys, I -- I don't know what to say. 237 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:06,112 Well, you can just say you're ready to party 238 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,014 with the boys one last time! 239 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,183 Candy, get out here! 240 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,885 ♪♪ 241 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:15,722 Announcer: Do you want to see "Hamilton" on Broadway, 242 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,122 but can't afford tickets? 243 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:21,160 Then come see Off-Off Broadway's "Hammilton!" 244 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,961 ♪ It's pretty much exactly the same thing! ♪ 245 00:09:23,028 --> 00:09:25,598 ♪ How does a piggy wiggy trying to make it biggy ♪ 246 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,334 ♪ make a name for himself in the big, bright city? ♪ 247 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,869 ♪ So many other piggies all over this town ♪ 248 00:09:30,936 --> 00:09:33,839 ♪ just trying to build a house a wolf can't blow down. ♪ 249 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,341 ♪ Should I build a house out of straw, sticks, or bricks? ♪ 250 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:39,078 ♪ There's so many wolves out there trying to be slick. ♪ 251 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,480 ♪ My name is Wolfie Wolf McGrabby Wolf. ♪ 252 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:44,149 All: ♪ That name, again, is Wolfie Wolf McGrabby Wolf ♪ 253 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,418 Announcer: Yes, come see the show the New York Times is calling 254 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,254 "I left after the first three minutes. 255 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,689 It's just a hip-hop 'Three Little Pigs' 256 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,124 with an extra 'M' in 'Hamilton.'" 257 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,493 ♪ I am not gonna bluff my puff ♪ 258 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,895 ♪ I am not gonna bluff my puff ♪ 259 00:09:56,962 --> 00:09:58,998 ♪ I'm a wolf, and I'm rough and tough ♪ 260 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,934 ♪ Lin-Manuel Miranda may or may not have wrote this stuff ♪ 261 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,870 You better hurry, because almost all our tickets 262 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,938 are still available for the show Time Out raves, 263 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,307 "It is definitely not written by Lin-Manuel Miranda. 264 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,843 And one of the songs is straight up just the nursery rhyme." 265 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,078 ♪ Little pig, little pig, let me in. ♪ 266 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,213 ♪ Oh, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin. ♪ 267 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,249 ♪ Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in ♪ 268 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,451 ♪ He's gonna huff and-ah puff and-ah blow our house in. ♪ 269 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,988 ♪ Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton ♪ 270 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,956 ♪ Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton ♪ 271 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,659 Announcer: Yes, it's the one and only original "Hammilton," 272 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,694 the show that made the Associated Press gush, 273 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,496 "Just because they say 'Hamilton' in every song 274 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,898 30 times, be warned, this show is not 'Hamilton.'" 275 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,568 So, don't wait. Go to HammiltonTheMusical.biz 276 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,169 to order your tickets to the Toni Award-winning 277 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,204 best musical, which our lawyers wanted us to clarify 278 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,940 was given by an audience member named Toni with an "I," 279 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,008 and we'll see you on Broadway... 280 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,145 and 42nd, which is where you'll need to catch the 7th to Queens 281 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,646 transfer to the M12 bus line 282 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,115 Tuesdays and Thursdays, D8 bus all other days, 283 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,951 to reach the second basement of the abandoned 284 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,553 All Saints Church across from the Mattress Hub 285 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,054 at 51st Street and Lexington. 286 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,589 Please print out tickets as we do not scan 287 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,990 iPhones or printed tickets. 288 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,461 Recording of any kind is not allowed and could spook the pig. 21171

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