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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ SCANNER WHIRRING ]
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[ WIND WHISTLES ]
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♪♪
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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♪♪
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IT'S ALIVE!
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♪♪
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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♪♪
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[ BEEPING ]
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Announcer: IN THE YEAR 2023, THE
WORLD FACES AN UNSTOPPABLE EVIL.
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[ SCREECHING ]
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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GODZILLA HAS DESTROYED
THE LAST OF OUR AIR FORCE, SIR.
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WE HAVE
ONE FINAL OPTION.
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NUCLEAR?
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BETTER.
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JASON VOORHEES!
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HE CAN'T BE KILLED!
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THINK HOLLYWOOD IS OUT OF IDEAS?
SHUT UP!
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NOW FORK OVER YOUR HARD-EARNED
CASH FOR MORE CRAP-TACULAR,
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MIND-NUMBING DUNG --
LIKE THIS PILE OF FLAMING --
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HOLY SHIT,
I WOULD ACTUALLY SEE THIS!
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I MEAN,
LIKE NOT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT,
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BUT I'D GET BAKED
AND MAKE AN AFTERNOON OF IT.
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NO WAY!
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DID YOU SEE THAT?!
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RIGHT UP THE FLAME,
LIKE A FIRE SALMON!
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"GODZILLA VS. JASON."
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THIS REMAKE MASH-UP BULLSHIT
JUST GOT GOOD!
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[ ROARS ]
DEAR GOD!
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[ SCREECHES ]
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NOW, MY FRIENDS,
EAT OF MY BODY.
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FOR BREAKFAST?!
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HOLY YUCK!
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NO,
HOLY O'S!
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♪ JESUS
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♪ HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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♪ NOW HE'S GIVING BREAKFAST
A BIBLICAL SPIN ♪
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♪ MARSHMALLOW BITS
LOOK LIKE ANGEL WINGS ♪
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♪ NUGGETS SHAPED LIKE HALOS
AND THE KING OF KINGS ♪
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♪ FORTIFIED WITH FIBER
SO YOUR COLON'S PRIMED ♪
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♪ WITH HOLY O'S!,
THE MILK CHANGES INTO WINE! ♪
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Announcer: HOLY O'S! ARE BAKED
WITH ANCIENT CHAFF,
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CARBON-DATED
TO THE TIME OF JESUS,
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AND SOAKED IN HIGH FRUCTOSE
CORN SYRUP --
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JUST THE WAY HE LIKED IT.
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♪ HOLY O'S
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IT IS FINISHED.
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[ DING! ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALARM BLARING, SIREN WAILING ]
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FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
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OOP!
OH, NO, WHERE'D I GO?!
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[ LAUGHING ] WHOOP!
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I'M UP AND THEN I'M DOWN.
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WHOOP, WHERE'D I GO?!
[ LAUGHING ]
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[ GRENADE CLICKS ]
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HEY, WHAT?!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FIXING
MY PORCH, HANDY MANNY.
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DE NADA,
SEÑORA PORTILLO.
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YOU KNOW MY MOTTO --
YOU BREAK IT...
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WE FIX IT!WE FIX IT!
WE FIX IT!WE FIX IT!
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AND WITH THE LOWEST PRICES
IN TOWN!
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[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
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AY!
STAND BACK,
MA'AM!
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WE'RE DEPORTING THIS ILLEGAL
HOMBRE BACK TO TACO-TOWN.
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ILLEGAL?!
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[ YELLING IN SPANISH ]
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HEY,
IT'S DARK IN HERE!
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I NEED MY PILLS!
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WE APPRECIATE
ALL THE TIPS YOU'VE GIVEN US
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ON THE ILLEGAL HANDY MAN,
BOB THE BUILDER,
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BUT AMERICA JUST DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH DETENTION CENTERS
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TO HANDLE THEM ALL.
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THAT'S A PROBLEM!
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CAN WE FIX IT?!
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Together:
YES, WE CAN!
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Handy Manny:
BOB, BOB!
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YOU CAN'T LET THEM
DEPORT ME!
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YOU KNOW
I WAS BORN IN AMERICA!
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YEAH, THE 14th AMENDMENT
SAYS THAT MAKES YOU A CITIZEN,
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AND IT'S
A REAL PROBLEM.
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CAN WE FIX IT?!
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UH...
UH...UH...
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I DON'T ROLL
WITH THAT.
I'M DON'T KNOW.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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I DON'T KNOW!
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MOMMY,
I THOUGHT THAT LITTLE PILL
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WAS SUPPOSED TO GROW INTO
A GREAT, BIG DINOSAUR TOY.
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IS THAT GRANDMA'S
HEART MEDICINE?
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THEN THAT MEANS --
OH, MY GOD!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHEN THAT CIRCUS GYPSY PREDICTED
THIS IS HOW GRANDMA WOULD DIE,
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WE ALL LAUGHED.
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WELL, I GUESS
SHE'S THE ONE LAUGHING NOW.
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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[ SNIFFLES ]
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I ACTUALLY FIND THIS VERY SAD.
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Announcer:
YOUR PRINCIPAL -- HE STINKS!
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NOT TRUE!
I SHOWERED THIS MORNING!
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Announcer:
YEAH, YOU DO, YOU OLD DICK!
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YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES,
YOU DON'T LIKE RAP MUSIC,
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AND YOU HATE CHEW BLAST GUM!
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NO!
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Announcer:
YOUR BUS DRIVER SUCKS DICK
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YOU SUCK DICK
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Announcer: NO, YOU DO!
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE,
YOU HAVE DIABETES,
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AND YOU HA-A-A-A-TE
CHEW BLAST GUM.
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THE CHILDREN
STICK IT UNDER THE SEATS.
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Announcer: WELL, STICK THIS
UP YOUR ASS, YOU OLD BITCH!
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I CAN'T SEE!
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Announcer:
YOUR GRANDPA IS AN OLD DICK BAG.
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I TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE.
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Announcer: HE DOESN'T GET
THE SPIKE NETWORK AT HIS HOUSE,
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HE WALKS WITH A LIMP.
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MY LIMP IS FROM WORLD WAR II.
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Announcer:
AND HE HATES CHEW BLAST GUM.
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I SURVIVED
THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.
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Announcer: TRY TO SURVIVE THIS!
AAGH!
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Announcer: CHEW BLAST,
THE GUM YOU SHOOT INTO YOUR
MOUTH WITH A SLINGSHOT.
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GROWN-UPS DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE
GROWN-UPS ARE FUCKING STUPID!
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♪♪
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YEAH,
POLLUTING IS FUN!
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Captain Planet:
NO, IT ISN'T!
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All:
CAPTAIN PLANET!
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DON'T TRY TO RUN!
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RUN!
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ENERGY BEAM!
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AAGH!
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EARTH POWER!
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AAGH!
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BALL SHOT!
MY BALLS!
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GOOD WORK,
CAPTAIN PLANET!
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YOU'VE DONE
SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB
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THAT WE'RE GIVING YOU
A PROMOTION.
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CONGRATULATIONS...
GENERAL PLANET!
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OH, BOY!
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9:00 A.M.,
FIRST QUARTER R&D REVIEW,
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9:30, SUBCOMMITTEE
ON OFF-SHORE SAFETY BUDGET.
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10:30, MA--
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EXCUSE ME, GENERAL, BUT THESE
NEED YOUR SIGNATURE RIGHT AWAY!
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GENERAL PLANET!
[ CHUCKLES ]
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I HOPE
THIS IS RECYCLED PAPER.
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IT IS NOT.
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYIN ]
YO, THIS TRACK
IS BOMB AS HELL!
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AS SOON AS NICKI MINAJ ADDS
HER VOCAL, IT'S GONNA BE HUGE!
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
HELLO, EVERYONE,
I'M HERE.
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YOU AIN'T NICKI MINAJ!
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NA, I'M HER SISTER
NICKI MORGAJ.
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I'M HERE
TO REFINANCE YOUR MORTGAGES.
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YO, YO, YO,
YOU DEAD, SUCKA!
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WAIT! I BOUGHT AT THE HEIGHT
OF THE HOUSING BUBBLE.
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LET'S JUST
HEAR HER OUT.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ ELECTRONIC PULSING ]
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SURPRISE!SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!SURPRISE!
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AWW!
YOU GUYS.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
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♪ WELL, A LONG TIME AGO
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♪ A DINOSAUR LADY GAVE BIRTH
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♪ TO A WHOLE BUNCH
OF DINOSAUR BABIES ♪
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♪ THREE OF THEM HAD
THE SAME FEATURES MOM HAD ♪
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♪ BUT ONE WAS PROBABLY
FROM A DIFFERENT DAD ♪
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♪ YEAH, MOM LET ANOTHER MAN
SPERM UP HER EGGS ♪
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♪ AND NO MATTER HOW SHE CRIED
OR HOW SHE BEGGED ♪
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♪ DADDY KICKED HER ASS OUT
INTO THE COLD, COLD STREET ♪
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♪ AND WITH FOUR MOUTHS TO FEED
AND NOTHING TO EAT ♪
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♪ SHE PACKED UP HER BROOD
IN THE POURING RAIN ♪
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♪ AND BOOKED A ONE-WAY TRIP
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♪ ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
♪ DINOSAUR TRAIN
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♪ WHO BUILT THIS TRAIN?
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♪ WELL, DINOSAURS
DEVELOPED STEAM AND TOOLS ♪
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♪ DINO SOCIETY
WAS INHERENTLY CRUEL ♪
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♪ AND A SLUT-SHAMED MOM
WITH A BROOD TO FEED ♪
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♪ HAD TO GET CREATIVE
TO PAY THE PASSAGE FEE ♪
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♪ DINOSAUR SHAME
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♪ ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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♪ WELL, THEY RODE THE RAILS
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS ♪
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♪ AND MOM TURNED TRICKS
TO KEEP THEIR FANCY BUNKS ♪
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♪ THEN SHE MET A STEGOSAURUS
WHO SAID, "BE MY WIFE ♪
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♪ COME OUT TO CALIFORNIA
AND WE'LL START A NEW LIFE ♪
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♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DID
OR WHAT YOU DONE ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR KIDS
AND YOUR BASTARD SON" ♪
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♪ SHE LOOKED AT THAT MAN
WITH TEARS IN HER EYES ♪
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♪ AND THE TRAIN DERAILED
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♪ AND THE DINOSAURS DIED
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♪ MAYBE DINOS BUILT A RAILROAD
ACROSS THIS LAND ♪
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♪ BUT THERE'S NO WAY
THEY COULD STEER ♪
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♪ WITH THOSE TINY HANDS
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♪ DINOSAUR TRAIN
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♪ IMPLAUSIBLE TRAIN
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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AH, MAGOO, A VACATION IN MIAMI
IS JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED.
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I JUST HOPE THERE AREN'T
TOO MANY MOSQUITOES.
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DID YOU SAY,
"MASSAGE"?
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OH,
I'D LOVE ONE.
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LET ME GET
MY WALLET.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M ESPECIALLY TENSE
RIGHT HERE,
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IN THE SHOULDERS
AND MAYBE THE GROIN AREA.
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"HAPPY ENDING,"
YOU SAY?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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AH, MIAMI BOTANICAL GARDEN,
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS.
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ALTHOUGH THERE BETTER NOT BE
ANY OF THOSE PESKY MOSQUITOES.
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AH, DOES ANYBODY IN MIAMI
SPEAK ENGLISH?!
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OH, THE LATINOS
ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY, I SAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ DICE RATTLING ]
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OH, NO,
MOSQUITOES!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL GRUNT ]
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OH,
A WATER FOUNTAIN!
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I COULD USE
A DRINK.
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[ SLURPS ]
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REFRESHING! [ LAUGHS ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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MOSQUITOES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT,
DID THE SPRINKLERS GO OFF?
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WHY ARE MY FEET WET? HUH?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, HEAVENS.
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I DID THIS!
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MR. MAGOO!
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SHE KNOWS I DID IT.
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I-I-I CAN'T DO TIME!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,742
[ SOBBING ]
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00:09:04,743 --> 00:09:08,615
YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER
LASIK SURGERY FOR YOUR EYESIGHT.
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00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:13,052
THE INFINITY GAUNTLET
BELONGS TO THANOS AT LAST!
237
00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,420
NOW I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING
238
00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:19,525
TO GO WITH MY INFINITY DRESS
AND INFINITY SHOES!
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00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,897
IF ONLY I HAD AN INFINITY DATE.
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00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,563
OH, ERIC,
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00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,433
YOU'VE MADE THIS LITTLE
MERMAID'S DREAMS COME TRUE.
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00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,871
I'M FINALLY A REAL GIRL,
AND IT'S OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,405
[ GRUNTS ]
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00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,675
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE
WHILE YOU JERK OFF ONTO MY EGGS?
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00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,680
I'D RATHER STAY AND WATCH,
IF THAT'S OKAY.
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00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,149
Girl: MATCHES!
PLEASE BUY MY MATCHES.
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00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,886
I CAN'T GO HOME
WITHOUT SELLING THESE MATCHES.
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00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,123
FATHER WILL BEAT ME!
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00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,259
I'M SO COLD.
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00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:57,765
IT COULDN'T HURT
TO LIGHT JUST ONE MATCH.
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00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,302
OH!
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00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,671
THAT WAS LOVELY.
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00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,205
GRANDMOTHER!
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00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,976
BUT -- BUT YOU'RE IN HEAVEN
WITH JESUS NOW.
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00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,245
JESUS IS
A FAIRY TALE.
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00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,512
THERE'S ONLY VISHNU,
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00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,583
WHICH YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON
ENOUGH IF YOU FREEZE TO DEATH.
259
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,250
LISTEN TO
YOUR OLD GRANNY.
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SHE'S GOT A PLAN, A PLAN,
A PLAN, A PLAN, A PLAN...
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00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,623
HI, DADDY.
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00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,923
DAMN IT, GIRL,
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00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:28,427
IF YOU DIDN'T SELL
EVERY LAST MATCH, IT --
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[ COUGHS ]
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00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,764
GAME, SET, MATCH.
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00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:35,768
I NEVER DREAMED YOU WOULD LEARN
TO USE THE MATCHES
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00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,537
FOR YOUR OWN PURPOSES!
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00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,804
[ GRUNTS ]
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00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:42,542
GRANNY'S JEWELRY --
RIGHT WHERE SHE SAID SHE HID IT.
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00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,778
HAVE AN EGG FOR THE ROAD,
YOU OLD DICK.
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00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,981
OH, NO, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
FOR A MAI TAI.
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00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,083
ONE MAI TAI
COMING UP.
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00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,619
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
ANYWAY?
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MY NAME'S
THE LITTLE FUCKING MATCH GIRL!
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♪ WHAA
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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♪ WAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH
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♪ WAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH
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