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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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CAPTAIN von TRAPP, THE HILLS
ARE ALIVE!
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WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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YES, MARIA, I KNOW.
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NO, YOU FOOL!
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THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!
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[ BOTH GROWLING ]
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AUTOBOTS, WE MUST DEFEAT
MEGATRON.
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[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
WE ARE THE ZYBOTS!
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WE CAN ALSO TRANSFORM.
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LET US HELP YOU FIGHT.
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UH...
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BRAVE ZYBOTS, I AM 100% SURE YOU
WOULD DIE.
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OKAY!
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WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
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THAT WAS JUST SAD.
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WHEW! SORRY I'M LATE.
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UH, WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M -- I'M AN -- I'M AN
AUTOBOT LIKE YOU.
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MY NAME IS AUTOBOT...JOHNSON.
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YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE
ZYBOTS WE JUST SPOKE TO HASTILY
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COBBLED TOGETHER TO FORM A
BIGGER, WEIRDER ZYBOT.
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UH, OKAY.
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WHO HIRED THIS GUY?
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OH, SHIT!
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GIVE ME A SECOND HERE.
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UGH! JUST ONE SECOND!
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AAH! UGH!
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THERE.
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IF YOU'RE AN AUTOBOT, THEN
TRANSFORM WITH LOUD, SHOWY
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NOISES.
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YOU BET!
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KEE-KAH! KHWAH!
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[ ALL GROANING ]
TRUE TALK -- WE LIED.
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BUT WE DON'T NEED YOUR
PERMISSION.
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WE'LL FIGHT MEGATRON ALL BY
OURSELVES.
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MEGATRON, MEET THE ZYBOTS!
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NOT THE ZYBOTS!
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AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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WE DID IT.
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WE DID IT!
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WE DID I-I-I-I-T!
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MEGATRON, WHAT THE FUCK
BRO?!
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OH, THOSE GUYS WERE CUTE.
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THEY REALLY LOOKED LIKE THEY
NEEDED A "W."
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WHERE IS HE, MARJORY?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME
WITH ONE OF THESE?!
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UNH! ONCE YOU GO QR CODE, YOU
NEVER TAKE ANOTHER BARCODE LOAD.
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
YOU DO REALIZE CHANGING FACES
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HAS ZERO RELEVANCE TO COMBAT,
RIGHT?
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WELL, MY FIST IS VERY
RELEVANT.
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[ WATCH BEEPS ]
AH, I GOT TO JET, GUYS.
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MY PLAY IS OPENING TONIGHT!
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RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS.
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RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S LEAVING
US FOR HIS ACTING BULLSHIT.
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LET'S CRASH HIS PLAY AND
YELL, "YOU SUCK!" AT
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INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS.
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HEY, WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?
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AAH! FUCK YOU GUYS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT A DOUCHEBLAST.
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THOUGH CURSED WITH A
MONSTER'S FACE, YOU,
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CATHERINE -- YOU'VE SEEN THE MAN
INSIDE.
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HOW IRONIC THAT THEY SAY LOVE IS
BLIND, BECAUSE IT TOOK LOVE TO
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OPEN MY EYES.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE'S BRILLIANT!
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WE HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO
TALENTED, MAN.
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HI, THERE. HERB SCHWARTZ.
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YOU, SIR, ARE GONNA BE A STAR.
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"MY HUSBAND IS ALSO A ROBOT"
IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
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AUDIENCE.
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STEVE, IT'S YOUR NIGHT TO DO
THE DISHES.
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[ Robotic voice ] "DISHES"
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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MY DIRECTIVE IS TO WATCH
FOOTBALL.
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[ WAH-WAH! ]
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THAT STUNT YOU PULLED ON THE
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SUBWAY COST THE CITY $18 MILLION
IN DAMAGES!
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WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED?!
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Both: NOT IT!
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AND THE BEST ACTOR OSCAR GOES
TO MAN-E-FACES FOR "REACHING
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INTO DARKNESS: THE STORY OF
HELEN KELLER'S FATHER,
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ARTHUR KELLER."
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[ Sobbing ] OH, WHY?!
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WHY IS MY DAUGHTER'S HAND WET?!
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WHO PUT WATER ON MY DAUGHTER'S
HAND?!
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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SHOW ME THE NEW FACE.
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BUT I ONLY HAVE THREE.
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WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
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YOUR NAME SHOULD BE
"TWO-MORE-FACES."
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[ Sobbing ] OH, I'M SO
FUCKED!
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I SIGNED A 95-PICTURE DEAL.
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"MR. MONSTER GOES TO FART
SCHOOL" IS YET ANOTHER REHEATED
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PIECE OF DOG CRAP FROM
MAN-E-FACES.
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DON'T GET TOO DOWN.
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I LOVE "MR. MONSTER GOES TO FART
SCHOOL."
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REALLY?
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NO, MAN.
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YOU FART LIKE A HACK.
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THIS IS BUCKY O'HARE,
REQUESTING TO LAND ON
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MOONPORT 4-5.
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ONE SEC. GOT TO MATE AGAIN.
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[ GRUNTING IN DISTANCE ]
MY APOLOGIES.
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REQUESTING TO LAND -- WHOOPS.
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MATIN' TIME.
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WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ GRUNTING IN DISTANCE ]
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[ BOOM! ]
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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DAD, IT'S YOUR SON -- SAM!
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DAD, WHY DID WE LEAVE THE
ELECTRICITY RUNNING IN AN ARCADE
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WE CLOSED 20 YEARS AGO WHEN YOU
DISAPPEARED?!
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EH, COULDN'T HURT.
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[ WHIRRING ]
OHH! IT DOES HURT!
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I WAS TOTALLY WRONG!
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I'M SO STUPI-- AAAH! AAAH!
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AAAAH! OHHH! OHH.
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WH-WHERE AM I?
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YOU'RE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD,
LIKE A GAME GRID BUT ON PCP!
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I'M KOROMON, A DIGIMON!
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DIGIVOLVE ME INTO A LITTLE
YELLOW DINOSAUR AND WE CAN --
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AAAAAAAAH!
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DAD?! DA-A-A-A-D!
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[ ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY ]
SAM! IS THAT REALLY YOU?
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DID YOU CREATE THIS WORLD?!
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IT'S AMAZING!
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I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF, BUT
THEY WON'T LET ME DIE!
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I CURSE JESUS' NAME, SON!
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I HATE GOD SO VERY, VERY MUCH!
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I FOUND YOU, DAD!
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THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!
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I HAD SEX WITH THEM!
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TOKOMON WAS THE MOST GENTLE, BUT
I SAY THAT WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF
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IT BEING TERRIBLE!
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SHIT, DAD! THAT IS GROSS!
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BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW!
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WE CAN FIGURE A WAY OUT
TOGETHER!
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BEFORE I CAME HERE, I TOLD
THE ELECTRIC COMPANY TO TURN THE
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POWER OFF!
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THIS WHOLE PLACE IS ABOUT TO
DE-REZ!
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[ ALL CRYING ]
SON, IT IS STILL A SWEET
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RELEASE.
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AT LAST, I'LL KNOW PEACE.
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OHH!
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THIS ISN'T PEACEFUL AT ALL!
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OH, MY GOD!
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REMEMBER, SEX ED IS A SAFE
PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS WITH NO
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JUDGMENT.
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YES?
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YOU HAVE A QUESTION, STRETCH?
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UH, IS IT NORMAL WHEN YOU
TOUCH YOURSELF FOR YOUR PENIS TO
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GET LONGER AND SOFTER AND REALLY
STRINGY?
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BECAUSE MY FRIEND ASKED ME, AND
I WAS LIKE, "NO WAY, WEIRDO.
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MINE'S NOT LIKE THAT."
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UNLESS THAT'S NORMAL.
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'CAUSE, YEAH, IT'S NOT TO ME,
RIGHT?
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UP HIGH!
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WOW!
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THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST!
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I DID IT! WHEW!
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I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE
BREAK, MAYBE -- OHHHHHHH!
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THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST JUST
WENT UP MY BUTT!
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ALL RIGHT! AWESOME!
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PATRONS OF MEDIEVAL TIMES,
YOUR CHAMPION, THE BLUE KNIGHT!
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MOM, LOOK!
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BLUE KNIGHT, YOU'RE MY HERO!
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WHY, THANK YOU, SQUIRE!
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ALL HAIL THE KING!
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ALL HAIL THE KING!
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OH FUCK ME.
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I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR.
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HEY, YOU HAVE AAA?
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NO, I DON'T HAVE AAA!
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WHO THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE,
SCROOGE FUCKING McDUCK?!
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JUST TRYING TO HELP.
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OH, OH, OH, GOOD. GOOD.
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WELL, LET ME HELP YOU.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND A DICK --
YEAH -- PUT IT IN BETWEEN TWO
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PIECES OF BREAD, AND THEN GO
FUCKING EAT IT, YOU FUCKING
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RETARD?
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[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, WINDOW, BLOW ME.
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OHHH! OHH! SON OF A BITCH!
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OH, MOTHER OF CHRIST!
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I JUST BROKE MY HAND!
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I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE,
AND I BROKE MY G.D. HAND!
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AHH! THERE!
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HA!
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[ GRUNTS ]
GET THE FUCK OPEN!
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OHH.
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GET OFF!
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OH, I'M FUCKING WET.
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[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
NO GAS?! OH FUCK!
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TIME TO PAY IT FORWARD,
BUTT MUFFIN.
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[ SLURPS ]
[ GAGGING ]
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OH, THAT'S NASTY!
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OH, I JUST DRANK SOME GAS!
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[ HAWKS PHLEGM ]
[ SPLAT! ]
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EW, GROSS!
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GET OVER YOURSELF, PRINCESS!
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER,
TIRES SCREECH ]
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ALL HAIL THE KING!
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AAH!
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OH, SHIT. I KILLED THAT DUDE.
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HE'S DEAD.
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WELL, GUESS I'M A RED KNIGHT
FAN NOW, MOM.
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YEAH. CALL ME "DADDY."
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NO!
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I WAS TALKING TO HER.
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WILL IT BE AN EARLY SPRING OR
A LATE WINTER?
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ONLY PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL KNOWS FOR
SURE.
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[ RUMBLING ]
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!
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GET BACK!
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IT'S WINTER -- A WINTER LIKE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!
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RUN, YOU FOOLS!
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[ ROARING ]
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WHAT'S THAT, BEVERLY?
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YOU WANT WESLEY TO WATCH?
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MAKE IT SO.
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AAH! [ CLEARS THROAT ]
2300 HOURS.
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TIME FOR THE NIGHT CREW TO
RELIEVE US.
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CAPTAIN.
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CAPITáN.
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[ MID-TEMPO R&B MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ AW, YEAH!
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NIGHT CREW MAY TAKE COURSE.
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SPACE -- THE FINAL FRONTIER!
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THESE ARE THE 11:00 P.M. TO
7:00 A.M. VOYAGES OF THE
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ENTERPRISE'S NIGHT CREW.
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ITS CONTINUING MISSION IS...
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♪ TO PARTAY!
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ RECORD SCRATCHING ]
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
238
00:09:07,952 --> 00:09:11,022
CAPTAIN JAKE, A BORG CUBE IS
HAILING US.
239
00:09:11,089 --> 00:09:14,225
MAYBE THEY WANT US TO TURN
DOWN OUR JAMS.
240
00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,192
FAT CHANCE!
241
00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:16,628
LOWER YOUR SHIELDS.
242
00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:19,163
YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO
SERVICE US.
243
00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,932
YOU WANT US TO SERVICE YOU?
244
00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:21,933
AFFIRMATIVE.
245
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,836
YOU WILL SERVICE THE BORG -- ALL
NIGHT IF NEEDED.
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00:09:24,903 --> 00:09:27,371
[ GIGGLES ]
WAIT. OUR HIVE MIND HAS
247
00:09:27,438 --> 00:09:29,106
ASSIMILATED DOUBLE ENTENDRES.
248
00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:30,241
REAL MATURE, GUYS.
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00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,709
PREPARE FOR ASSIMILATION.
250
00:09:33,978 --> 00:09:35,780
OUR SHIELDS WON'T LAST LONG,
SIR.
251
00:09:35,847 --> 00:09:38,115
SHOULD WE WAKE UP THE BALD GUY?
252
00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:40,618
[ FIZZ! ]
[ GULPING ]
253
00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:41,853
NO WAY, COMMANDER LaFREAK!
254
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,589
WE'LL BEAT THE BORG JUST LIKE WE
BEAT THAT FRAT ON GALLOS-7.
255
00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:46,658
WE'LL SELL NAKED PHOTOS OF
THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AT A
256
00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:47,458
PIE-EATING CONTEST?
257
00:09:47,525 --> 00:09:48,459
WHAT? NO!
258
00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,695
LIKE ANY FRAT, THE BORG SHARE A
HIVE MIND, MAN.
259
00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:53,297
IF WE GET ONE BORG TO PARTY, ALL
BORG WILL PARTY!
260
00:09:53,364 --> 00:09:56,668
NIGHT CREW, PREPARE TO ROCK OUT
WITH OUR SPOCKS OUT!
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00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,102
[ ALL CHEER ]
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00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:00,938
DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PARTYGRAM?
263
00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:04,441
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
264
00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:07,845
[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS DISCORDANT
RIFF ]
265
00:10:07,912 --> 00:10:10,281
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!
266
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,183
OH, RIGHT -- NO SHIRT.
267
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,851
YOU WANT MINE?
268
00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:15,119
OH, CHILL OUT, DUDE!
269
00:10:15,186 --> 00:10:16,788
WAIT -- IS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER?
270
00:10:16,855 --> 00:10:18,556
ENOUGH! PARTYING IS FUTILE!
271
00:10:18,622 --> 00:10:22,126
[ GROANING ]
YOUR BLOOD, SO FULL OF BEER.
272
00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:25,062
YOUR PARTY...SO HEARTY!
273
00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:28,032
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOO-HOO!
274
00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:30,367
[ ALL MURMURING ]
275
00:10:30,434 --> 00:10:33,271
NOW, THIS I CAN ASSIMILATE!
276
00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:38,943
CAPTAIN JAKE, STARFLEET
THANKS YOU FOR DEFEATING THE
277
00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:39,477
BORG.
278
00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:40,344
BITCHIN'!
279
00:10:40,411 --> 00:10:42,914
NIGHT CRE-E-E-E-E-E-W!
280
00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:44,248
BEER ME.
281
00:10:44,315 --> 00:10:47,318
[ LAUGHTER ]
282
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:50,254
YOU GLORIOUS SONS OF BITCHES!
283
00:10:50,321 --> 00:10:52,356
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS DISCORDANT
284
00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:07,639
RIFF ]
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