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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ CHITTERS ]
LUCAS, DARWIN HAVE QUESTION FOR
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YOU.
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WHAT IS IT, DARWIN?
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WAS THIS THE ONLY VOICE LEFT
AT THE ASSHOLE STORE?
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'CAUSE STEPHEN HAWKING WOULDN'T
TELL YOUR MOM TO SUCK HIS
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DICK WITH THIS VOICE.
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OH. DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO SeaWorld?
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NO, NO, NO. WE COOL.
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WE COOL.
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BOBBY, I THINK WE'RE LOST.
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WELL, YOU FOUND US.
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WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE
THINGS?!
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WHY, THEM'S THE BOGLINS!
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JOE'S GONNA SING A SONG!
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OH, I LOVE WHEN JOE SINGS!
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♪ WELL, THERE ARE SOME
CREATURES YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ♪
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♪ ALWAYS BURPIN' AND PLAYIN'
♪ AND SPLASHIN' TO AND FRO
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♪ SOMETIMES TROUBLEMAKIN'
♪ THEY'RE THE BOGLINS
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♪ WE'RE THE BOGLINS
♪ AND THEY SMELL LIKE
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DEEP ASS ♪
WAIT. WHAT?
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♪ PICTURE THE WORST ASS SMELL
THAT YOU SMELLED, NOW MULTIPLY
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THAT BY THE BIGGEST NUMBER THAT
EXISTS IN MATH ♪
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♪ THAT'S HOW THE BOGLINS SMELL
I THINK WE'RE GOOD ON THE
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SONG.
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♪ THEY SPEND ALL DAY STEWING
IN THEIR OWN PEE AND CRAP ♪
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♪ THEY ALSO EAT AND FUCK
THEIR DEAD ♪
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OH, GOD.
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♪ AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD
REGRETTED GIVING LIFE TO
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THE BOGLINS ♪
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AND...?
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AND WE'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO
TELL YOU WE'RE REGISTERED SEX
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OFFENDERS.
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I'M CURRENTLY UNREGISTERED.
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TURTLES, STRENGTH COMES FROM
WITHIN, AND YOU MUST FIND THAT
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STRENGTH.
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[ MUNCHING ]
SPLINTER, ARE YOU EATING
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GARBAGE?
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WHAT?! EW! GROSS!
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THIS SHOULDN'T BE SITTING
AROUND, SO I'M GOING TO TAKE THE
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GARBAGE OUT AND YOU GET BACK TO
YOUR LESSON.
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YOU'RE TAKING IT TO YOUR
ROOM.
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YOU'RE TAKING IT TO YOUR
ROOM.
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HEY, GUYS.
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REMEMBER WHEN I ATE GARBAGE BY
ACCIDENT?
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SO GROSS, RIGHT?
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YEP. IT WAS GROSS.
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DARE ME TO DO IT AGAIN?
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YOU'D HAVE TO DARE ME,
'CAUSE...EW.
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NO. WE'RE GOOD.
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SPLINTER?
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ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?
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YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS.
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THOSE ARE USED TISSUES,
SPLINTER!
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I KNOW! I KNOW!
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I'M A FUCKING RAT!
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SOAK IT IN!
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THIS IS SPLINTER'S ROCK BOTTOM!
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NO, EATING THAT USED TAMPON
IS YOUR ROCK BOTTOM.
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IT'S APRIL FRESH!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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MAGIC MIRROR, TELL ME TODAY,
HAVE ALL MY "ROMPER ROOM"
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FRIENDS HAD FUN AT PLAY?
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I SEE JENNY AND TOMMY AND ALAN
AND...
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[ Demonic voice ] FIRE -- FIRE
RAINING DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS!
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[ Normal voice ] AND SANDY AND
ROBBIE.
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AAAH!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
MANTECH, THIS PLACE IS GONNA
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BLOW!
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THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL MAKE IT
OUT IS IF SOMEONE STAYS BEHIND
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AND KEEPS THE CORE FROM
OVERHEATING.
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[ BLARING CONTINUES ]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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SORRY. I MADE A FACE THAT I
THOUGHT CONVEYED IT, BUT I GUESS
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YOU CAN'T SEE 'CAUSE OF MY
HELMET.
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I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF.
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STEVE, YOU CAN'T SEE BECAUSE
OF MY HELMET, BUT I AM CRYING
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RIGHT NOW.
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I BELIEVE YOU, KEN.
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DUE TO HELMET AND ARMOR
MOBILITY ISSUES, WHAT I'M GOING
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TO DO WON'T REALLY TRANSLATE,
BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A
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SUBTLE YET LOADED NOD.
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[ CLANK! CLANK! ]
THAT WAS IT.
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PAT, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU'RE LIKE A FATHER TO ME.
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DON'T DO THIS!
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HEY! LOOK AT ME!
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LOOK...AT...ME!
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I AM.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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AN ENORMOUS HELMET.
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DO YOU SEE FEAR?
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I DON'T THINK SO, SIR.
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THAT'S RIGHT, SO YOU STAY
STRONG, TOO, SOLDIER.
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WE NEED OUR LEADER!
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YOU ARE MANTECH --
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
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[ VOMITS ]
I'M SO SORRY.
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DID SOME THROW-UP GET IN YOUR
HELMET VENT?
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YES.
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HOW MUCH?
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A LOT.
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I'M SORRY.
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I KNOW.
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GO! YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
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WE ARE THE MEN!
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All: THE MEN OF MANTECH!
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HEADS UP! LOW BEAM!
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STUPID HELMET!
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'SUP, BOB?
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WALKING STRAIGHT TODAY?
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YEP! I'M A LEMMING!
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WHOOPS! WHOA!
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WHOA!
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WHOA.
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HEY, RALPH!
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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I'M HOLDING A TICKING BOMB.
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NEAT!
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[ BOOM! ZAP! ]
HEY, TOM.
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YOU BUILDING A BRIDGE?
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YEP. NOT FINISHED.
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SOUNDS GOOD. HERE WE GO!
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GREAT BRIDGE.
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I RETIRE TOMORROW.
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HEY, THE BRIDGE IS UP!
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?!
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HI, HONEY.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
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[ Sobbing ] IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
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HELLO. I AM LOOKING FOR A
GIFT FOR MY GRANDSON'S BIRTHDAY.
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DO YOU CARRY SWEATERS THAT DON'T
FIT AND ARE FUCKING STUPID?
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HI!
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I'M RICK "THE ANIMAL" SANDERS,
AND I FUCK TREES!
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I ALSO DESIGNED AND BUILT THE
MOST POWERFUL MONSTER TRUCK IN
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HISTORY, THE ANIMAL!
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[ ROARS ]
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THE ANIMAL HAS GIANT BEAST
CLAWS JUTTING OUT OF ITS TIRES!
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THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HAUL ASS
DOWN TO ANIMAL DISCOUNT AUTO!
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DRIVE DRUNK!
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YOU'LL GET HERE FASTER!
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EVERY CAR'S AN ANIMAL, LIKE THIS
LIVE POSSUM!
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[ SNARLING ]
HATE TRAFFIC?
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SO DOES THE ANIMAL!
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I'M LATE FOR MY WEEKLY
BACCARAT GAME.
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EAT A DICK, TRAFFIC!
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WHOO-HOO!
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WE'VE EVEN GOT BOATS!
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AYE, AYE, MOTHER FUCKER!
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SO HEAD ON DOWN TO
ANIMAL DISCOUNT AUTO AND
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REMEMBER -- NOTHING CAN STOP
THE ANIMAL!
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OWNING AND OPERATING AN
ANIMAL IS ILLEGAL.
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I FUCK TREES!
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LOOK AT ME!
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A FLASHER!
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WAIT. NO, WAIT.
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WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
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WAIT! WAIT!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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PEOPLE OF MAINFRAME, BEWARE!
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THE EVIL VIRUS MEGABYTE HAS
TURNED OFF THE USERS' COMPUTER
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SPAMWARE FILTER!
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THAT'S CRAZY!
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EVEN BAD NEWS LIKE THIS CAN'T
GET ME DOWN, THOUGH.
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I JUST DOUBLED THE SIZE OF MY
DONG IN FOUR DAYS WITH NEW
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DUB-CHUB MALE ENHANCEMENT
SUPPLEMENTS.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN
BEFORE, BOB.
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I BET HE'S SPAM!
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HEY, I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY
WHO VALUES DUB-CHUB'S COMMITMENT
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TO INCREASING THE GIRTH AND
LENGTH OF MY CREAM CANNON.
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CAN I SEE YOUR I.P. ADDRESS,
PLEASE?
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SURE, SURE, SURE.
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HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
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WHAT ARE THESE?
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A FREE MONTH'S TRIAL OF
DUB-CHUB?!
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HOLY MOLY!
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO SERIOUSLY
UPGRADE YOUR MEATBAG!
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FLAG AS SPAM AND DELETE.
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OH, NO, BRO!
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LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ANY
SPAM OUT THERE!
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WE WILL FIND YOU!
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LOOKING FOR LOCAL SLUTS WHO
JUST WANT TO BONE DOWN?
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IT'S FREE.
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ALL YOU NEED IS A CREDIT-CARD
NUMBER.
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OH, YEAH.
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SHE SOUNDS DEFINITELY LEGIT.
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AWAKE, MY SLEEPING BEAUTY,
AND WE WILL --
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OH, MY GOD.
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I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
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I WAS IN THE HOUSE WHERE I GREW
UP, EXCEPT IT WASN'T THAT
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HOUSE -- IT WAS A DIFFERENT
HOUSE.
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BUT THE FURNITURE WAS STILL FROM
THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN...
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OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S GREAT.
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...AND IT HAD A PATIO, BUT IT
WAS THE PATIO FROM MY FIRST
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APARTMENT.
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[ Muffled ] AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AND, ALSO, I KNEW SPANISH.
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ICE CLAN WARRIORS, WE HAVE A
NEW WEAPON IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST
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THE STONE CLAN!
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BEHOLD THE BEASTS OF
THE BONE AGE!
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UH, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THEY HAVE NO CONNECTIVE
TISSUE!
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HELP US WRAP OUR HEADS AROUND
THE MYTHOLOGY, MAN.
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HONESTLY, THESE THINGS JUST
CAME WALKING OVER A HILL, SO
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LET'S RIDE 'EM!
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I CALL THE PTERODACTYL!
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[ SCREECHES ]
OKAY. SO, WE'RE RIDING THESE
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FUCKER BAREBACK?
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THAT'S THE PLAN?
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OHH, MY COCCYX IS ON PURE
BONE!
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I REALLY WISH WE'D DISCUSSED
SADDLES!
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MOTHER OF GOD!
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WHY DID I PICK THE STEGOSAURUS?!
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FASTER! FASTER!
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THIS IS GLORIOUS!
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FUCK YOU!
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YOU'RE SMOOTHLY FLYING!
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MUD PITS DEAD AHEAD!
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PREPARE TO JUMP, RIDERS!
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AAH!
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AAAAH!
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OH, GOD! MY TAILBONE!
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WHY DIDN'T WE JUST GO
AROUND?!
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OH, SWEET MOTHER!
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IT'S IMPALING MY ANUS!
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WE'RE HERE!
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READY YOUR WEAPONS!
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HEY, PTERO, WE HAVE A BONE TO
PICK WITH YOU.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
22 HOURS LATER, THE BONE AGE
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WARRIORS ALL DIED FROM INTERNAL
BRUISING.
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KEEP IT STEADY, BALOO!
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IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE
CLOUD SURFING!
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HEY, THAT'S NOT A REAL THING.
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YEAH!
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OHH!
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KIT.
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THE CHANNEL 6 NEWS MASQUERADE
BALL IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
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FOR ME TO KIDNAP APRIL O'NEIL.
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SHE'S THE PERFECT BAIT TO CATCH
THE TURTLES.
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WOW!
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OUT OF THAT BULKY LESBIAN JUMP
SUIT, SHE'S HOT AS SHIT!
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CARE TO DANCE, MR. POTTER?
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WHAT?!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
AND WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME?
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BELLE FROM
"BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" BUT A
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DICK SLUT.
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IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT
TACO "BELLE"?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
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ON THE COUNT OF THREE, SAY
YOUR FAVORITE BAND.
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1, 2, 3!
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Both: TOAD THE WET SPROCKET!
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[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
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[ GASPS ]
WAIT. ARE YOU --
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IN LOVE?
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YES. WHAT?! BYE!
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SHREDDER?
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THINK OF SOMETHING POETIC OR
REAL COOL.
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BUT SOFT!
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YOU ARE TOTAL BONER FOOD!
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OH, SHREDDER.
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MY HEART DOESN'T TAKE SIDES.
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PEOPLE WON'T APPROVE.
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NO ONE CAN KEEP US APART.
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[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
OH, HELL TO THE NO!
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UGH!
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WE'RE SOUL MATES!
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WE BOTH LOVE
TOAD THE WET SPROCKET!
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TOAD THE WHAT?!
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IS THAT A SEX THING?!
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HAVE YOU GUYS HAD SEX?
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NO -- JUST DRY HUMPING AND
BALL PLAY.
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BALL PLAY?! UGH!
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YOU MUST STAY AWAY FROM
SHREDDER, APRIL.
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HE IS DANGEROUS.
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SLEEP HERE TONIGHT.
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DONATELLO, GRAB THE GUEST
PILLOWS.
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[ GASPS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I CAME TO SAY HI AND ALSO
HAVE SEX AFTER THE WHOLE "HI"
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THING.
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IT'S LIKE
SIX FLAGS HURRICANE HARBOR IN MY
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PANTIES RIGHT NOW.
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[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
MM-MMM!
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YOU REALLY TOADED MY WET
SPROCKET.
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WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
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SOON, I HOPE.
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I SHOULD GO BEFORE THE TURTLES
WAKE UP.
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PLUS, I HAVE SOME MAJOR ExtenZe
FARTS COMING ON.
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[ FARTS ]
APRIL, JUST GO ON ONE DATE
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WITH CASEY.
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HE'S A GOOD GUY.
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CASEY IS A JOBLESS LOSER IN
SWEATS!
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GOOD START TO MY MORNING.
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SO I LEFT.
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00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,671
WHAT SHOULD I DO, MR. RAT KING?
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I BELONG WITH SHREDDER.
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I HAVE AN IDEA!
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00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:05,276
AND MY IDEA INVOLVES YOU TAKING
A LOT OF POISON VERY QUICKLY.
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GO ON.
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IT CAN'T BE.
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APRIL! NO!
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WHY?!
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00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:14,852
OW! OW! OW! WHAT THE FUCK
SHREDDER!
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APRIL! YOU'RE ALIVE!
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THE POISON ONLY MADE ME
APPEAR DEAD.
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DIDN'T YOU READ
"ROMEO AND JULIET," YOU FUCKING
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00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,261
ASS CLOWN?
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GUH!
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
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JUST GONNA TAKE MY
TOAD THE WET SPROCKET BOOTLEG
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BACK.
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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