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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> AND NOW BACK TO DISNEY'S
"GARGOYLES."
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT EVERY
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TIME WE START TO HAVE SEX.
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>> HONEY, COME ON.
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WE ARE UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.
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I'M JUST OWNING IT.
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>> FIND McCLANE AND BRING ME MY
DETONATORS.
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>> UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO GET
MESSY OUT THERE, I SUGGEST YOU
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START ORGANIZING TRIPS TO THE
BATHROOM.
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AND FYI -- THE EAST BATHROOM IS
BEING REDONE AND ONLY HAS A
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URINAL.
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>> FINE.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ HOSTAGES SCREAM ]
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>> ATTENTION.
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IF YOU ARE A MALE WHO HAS TO GO
PEE REALLY, REALLY BAD, RAISE
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YOUR HAND AND KEEP IT RAISED.
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THIS IS YOUR BATHROOM PASS.
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WHEN YOUR GROUP COLOR IS CALLED,
YOU MUST SHOW THE LEADER YOUR
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PASS BEFORE YOUR GROUP CAN
PROCEED TO THE BATHROOM.
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IF YOU ARE A WOMAN WHO HAS TO GO
POO, YOU ARE IN THE AQUA GROUP.
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[ STATIC ]
>> Hey, Hans, I just took a dump
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in the east bathroom urinal.
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>> REGROUP!
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EVERYONE HAND BACK YOUR
LAMINATES.
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>> UH, THIS IS THE SOURCE OF THE
TRANSMISSION, BUT NOBODY'S HERE.
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>> SHOULD A COUPLE OF SPACE
TRUCKERS BE MAKING FIRST CONTACT
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WITH AN ALIEN SHIP?
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>> [ Shouting ] SORRY IT'S SO
MESSY!
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IT'S HARD TO GET MAID SERVICE IN
SPACE!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WHO ARE YOU?
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>> MY NAME'S GORDON SHUMWAY.
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I CRASH-LANDED HERE.
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HOW IRONIC!
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MY SHIP GOES DOWN, MY INSURANCE
PREMIUM GOES UP!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE HIM BACK TO
THE NOSTROMO.
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>> Ripley here.
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Quarantine procedure says we are
forbidden from bringing any
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alien life form on board, Kane.
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>> THANKS, CAPTAIN PARANOID OF
THE S.S. "RULES"!
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WE'RE BRINGING THIS HILARIOUS
MOTHERFUCKER ABOARD.
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>> OOH, NICE OUTFIT, BRETT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A
GOODWILL IN SPACE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS GUY'S JOKES ARE OBVIOUS.
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I WANT HIM OFF THE SHIP.
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>> THE CRAZY CAT LADY WHO
DOESN'T WANT US TO HAVE ANY FUN
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DOESN'T WANT US TO HAVE ANY FUN?
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I'M GOBSMACKED.
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>> SERIOUSLY, BRETT, I DRESS
BETTER THAN YOU, AND I'M NAKED!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ COUGHING, CHOKING ]
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>> WHOA!
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SOMEONE GET THAT GUY A TUMS!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I CAN'T NOT LAUGH AT THIS
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GUY.
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>> YOUR FRIEND JUST CHOKED TO
DEATH!
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YOUR SHITTY JOKES ARE GOING TO
KILL MY CREW.
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>> CAN'T YOU SEE, RIPLEY?
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HE'S THE PERFECT ORGANISM.
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HIS JOKES ARE FLAWLESS IN
STRUCTURE AND DELIVERY.
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HE NAILS IT EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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>> BUT KANE IS DEAD!
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>> THE ONLY THING THAT DIED IS
YOUR INTERIOR DECORATOR.
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GEESH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ ALL CHOKING ]
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WHAT A DELICIOUS-LOOKING CAT.
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE IT TO MY
STOMACH.
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HERE, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER.
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[ CAT YOWLS ]
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>> GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU HACK!
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>> ANOTHER OUTFIT CHANGE?!
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WHAT IS THIS -- THE OSCARS?
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HA! I KILL ME!
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>> NO. I KILL YOU.
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>> HEY, RELAX!
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EVER HEAR OF DECAF?
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THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
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ANYBODY GOT ANY BACTINE?
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>> JUST SHOUTING SOMETHING
DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY!
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>> IS THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T USE
A COASTER-R-R-R-R-R?!
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
>> JUST A LIZARD WIZARD IN A
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BLIZZARD, YO.
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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>> MUCKMAN, YOU STAY HERE AND
KEEP APRIL SAFE.
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WE'LL GO AFTER SHREDDER!
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>> MAN, SHREDDER AND STUFF.
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CRAZINESS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> HEY. QUESTION.
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IS THERE A FULL BANANA PEEL
MELTING INTO MY HEAD RIGHT NOW?
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>> YES.
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>> THAT IS UNFORTUNATE.
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[ LOUD FART ]
WHAT THE...WHO DID THAT, MAN?
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THAT WAS PROBABLY KRANG OR
SOMETHING.
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>> KRANG WAS NEVER HERE.
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IT'S JUST US.
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>> NAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY KRANG,
I BET.
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SO NASTY! THAT GUY, MAN.
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>> UH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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I WOULD'VE SEEN HIM.
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>> NAH, MAN.
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NAH, HE WAS HERE.
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HE BLEW ASS, AND THEN HE LEFT.
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>> MUCKMAN, I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
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>> FREAKING KRANG, MAN.
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>> THERE IS NO WAY KRANG CAME
IN, FARTED FOR 10 WHOLE SECONDS,
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AND THEN LEFT.
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I ABSOLUTELY WOULD'VE SEEN THAT
OCCUR.
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LOOK, I DON'T CARE!
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YOU HAD GAS! IT HAPPENS!
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JUST PLEASE DON'T BLATANTLY LIE
TO MY FACE!
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>> COOL, MAN! NO! COOL!
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ABSOLUTELY. I'M SORRY. COOL.
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WE -- WE ARE COOL.
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KRANG, MAN.
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>> IT WAS NOT KRANG!!
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>> [ PANTING ]
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOAP ON A
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ROPE?
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HOW DID I MANAGE TO LOSE IT?
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IT'S ON A FREAKIN' ROPE! HA!
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>> IT'S STILL NOT EVEN A JOKE.
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>> I'M GLAD WE FINALLY ADMITTED
WE JUST DON'T WORK AS ROOMMATES.
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>> NOW PEOPLE WILL STOP SAYING
WE'RE GAY.
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>> AH, THIS IS MUCH EASIER THAN
ONE OF US EVER GETTING A
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GIRLFRIEND.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
OH, THAT MUST BE THE NEW
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ROOMMATE.
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I FOUND HIM OFF CRAIGSLIST.
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>> UM, IS THAT SAFE?
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>> WHERE CAN I PUT MY SPOONS?
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HEY, BERT?
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DUDE, AM I WAKING YOU UP, MAN?
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HEY.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> YOU EVER PUT A GUN IN YOUR
MOUTH, JUST TO GET THAT TASTE ON
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YOUR TONGUE?
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>> NO, SAM.
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>> HEY, BERT! BERT.
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>> WHAT? WHAT?!
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>> DO I HAVE BLOOD IN MY
MUSTACHE, BERT?
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>> OH, IS THIS ANOTHER
HAREBRAINED SCHEME LIKE ERNIE?
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OH, MY GOD!
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YOU'RE SHITTING IN THE SINK!
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>> YOUR TOILET INSULTED MY
SPOONS!
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> HEY, KIDS!
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DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE TYING YOUR
SHOES?
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WELL, SAM AND I HAVE A SONG
ABOUT IT!
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♪ TYING YOUR SHOES IS SO MUCH
FUN ♪
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>> ♪ THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT
PLANNED 9/11 ♪
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>> UH... ♪ YOU MAKE TWO LOOPS
THAT LOOK THE SAME ♪
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>> ♪ EVERYONE KNOWS THERE WAS NO
SECOND PLANE ♪
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WHOOPS! UH-OH!
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MY TOOTH FELL OUT!
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GUESS ANOTHER ANGEL GOT HIS
WINGS.
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>> HEY, BERT! JUST WANTED TO --
WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED?!
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>> OH, ERNIE, I TRIED TO MAKE
SAM THE NEW YOU, BUT INSTEAD, HE
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MADE ME THE NEW SMACKHEAD DAVE!
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>> OH, BERT, I CAN CHEER YOU UP.
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[ POP ]
[ RASPY LAUGHS ]
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>> HEY, I CAN DO THAT, TOO.
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[ GRUNTING ]
>> AAH! OH, GOD!
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>> DON'T GO!
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>> I MUST, JOHN CONNOR.
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TO PROTECT THE FUTURE, I MUST BE
DESTROYED.
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>> WAIT!
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OF ALL THE ABUSIVE FATHERS THAT
CAME AND WENT, YOU -- A-A
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TERMINATOR -- WERE THE ONLY
POSITIVE INFLUENCE.
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STAY. BE JOHN'S FATHER.
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>> DAD?
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>> AFFIRMATIVE.
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>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME
UP FROM SCHOOL AND TAKE ME TO A
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DODGER GAME!
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>> OOPS! FORGOT!
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>> I ORDER YOU NOT TO FORGET
STUFF!
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>> NEGATIVE.
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A STRING OF NEGLECTFUL FATHER
FIGURES GAVE YOU A STRONG
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DISTRUST OF AUTHORITY.
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THAT TRAIT LED TO YOUR ROLE AS
LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE AND
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SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE.
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SO GO GET ME ANOTHER BEER, YOU
PIECE OF SHIT.
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[ CAN CLATTERS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT?
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>> WRITING A SHORT STORY FOR
SCHOOL.
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[ BEEPING ]
>> WOULD YOU LIKE MY REVIEW?
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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YOU DON'T WRITE STORIES AGAIN.
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YOU SUCK AT IT.
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>> DON'T WORRY! I WON'T!
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[ SOBBING ]
[ WHIRRING, BEEPING ]
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I AM DRUNK!
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>> [ SCOFFS ] GOOD FOR YOU.
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>> DON'T SMOKE IN MY HOUSE, BOY!
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>> I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN
MY ROOM!
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[ BEEPING ]
>> NOW YOUR ROOM HAS NO WALL, SO
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IT'S TECHNICALLY PART OF MY
HOUSE!
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HASTA LA VISTA, BUTT-NUT!
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>> HE HAS A POINT, JOHN.
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>> IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THIS
SHIP, WE'LL HAVE TO TAP INTO THE
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NAVIGATION COMPUTER AND --
>> WINONA RYDER'S ON THIS SHIP?!
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LOCK MY TRAILER!
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MY iPOD'S IN THERE! HA!
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>> I DON'T USUALLY GET INVOLVED
IN DAY-TO-DAY OPERATIONS, SO I'M
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SMURFING UNDERCOVER.
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THEY'LL NEVER SMURF IT'S ME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OHH, I HAVEN'T SMURFED THESE
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THINGS OFF IN NEARLY 300 YEARS!
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TALK ABOUT CROTCH ROT!
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>> SO, YOU'RE MY NEW INTERN,
HUH?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, FARMER SMURF.
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TEACH ME TO CARE ABOUT YOUR SAD,
LITTLE LIFE -- I MEAN YOUR NOBLE
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AND FULFILLING, UH, CAREER
CHOICE.
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>> WELL, SMURFS ARE A THIRSTY
BUNCH, SO WE GOT TO SMURF THEM
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FRESH MILK EVERY DAY!
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>> WE'VE BEEN DRINKING
CATERPILLAR MILK?!
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OH, THIS IS AGONY.
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IT FEELS LIKE MY HANDS ARE GONNA
SMURF OFF!
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>> YEP, MY CARPAL TUNNEL GOT SO
BAD, THEY HAD TO FUSE MY WRIST
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BONES IN PLACE!
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>> BUT OUR HEALTHCARE IS SMURFY,
RIGHT?
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>> EH, MY DEDUCTIBLE IS 2,000
SMURFBERRIES.
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>> WHAT?!
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[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> DR. SMURF, WHY ARE
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DEDUCTIBLES SO HIGH?
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>> BOY, YOU SMURF A LOT OF
UPPITY QUESTIONS FOR AN INTERN.
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UH, JUST TREAT THE NEXT PATIENT
WHILE I GO FOR A JAMBA-JUICE RUN
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IN MY GOLD-PLATED HELICOPTER.
230
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ZOOM, ZOOM.
231
00:09:20,832 --> 00:09:22,233
>> ACTUALLY, I'M NOT REALLY
QUALIFIED.
232
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,302
I --
[ DOOR OPENS ]
233
00:09:25,369 --> 00:09:26,437
>> WE NEED DR. SMURF!
234
00:09:26,504 --> 00:09:27,605
HANDY HAD AN ACCIDENT!
235
00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:29,306
>> DID SOMEONE GET A SLIVER?
236
00:09:29,373 --> 00:09:30,808
OH, MY SMURFING GOD!
237
00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:33,044
>> I SAWED RIGHT THROUGH A
LOAD-BEARING MUSHROOM!
238
00:09:33,111 --> 00:09:34,979
HALF OUR BUILDING MATERIALS ARE
FUNGUS!
239
00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:37,414
OH, TRADE SCHOOL DIDN'T PREPARE
ME FOR THIS!
240
00:09:37,481 --> 00:09:39,784
>> YOU CAN SMURF HIS FINGERS,
RIGHT, NURSE?
241
00:09:39,851 --> 00:09:41,418
>> I'LL CERTAINLY TRY.
242
00:09:41,485 --> 00:09:43,087
>> I'LL CERTAINLY TRIED.
243
00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,356
>> [ Crying ] YOU CAN PROBABLY
STOP SEWING.
244
00:09:45,423 --> 00:09:46,157
>> NO, NO, NO.
245
00:09:46,224 --> 00:09:47,291
I-I'M GONNA GET THIS.
246
00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:49,426
SO, GROUCHY SMURF, HOW'S THE
COFFEE TODAY?
247
00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:50,327
>> I HATE COFFEE!
248
00:09:50,394 --> 00:09:51,095
>> OH! OKAY.
249
00:09:51,162 --> 00:09:52,797
BUT HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING
HERE?
250
00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:53,965
>> I HATE WORKING HERE.
251
00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:55,099
>> OH, GOODNESS. OKAY.
252
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,769
WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT
MAYBE PAPA SMURF COULD DO?
253
00:09:57,836 --> 00:09:58,836
>> I HATE PAPA SMURF!
254
00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:01,272
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT EXACTLY DO
YOU DO AROUND HERE?
255
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,207
>> I, UM -- I...
256
00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:04,942
HATE STUFF?
257
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,310
>> I'M BEING DEADLY SERIOUS.
258
00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:08,813
>> I...I...
259
00:10:11,049 --> 00:10:12,416
I HATE SHOVELING DOG SHIT.
260
00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:15,252
>> WELL, NOW THAT'S ACTUALLY AN
APPROPRIATE REACTION.
261
00:10:15,319 --> 00:10:19,190
CARRY ON, DOG-SHIT SMURF!
262
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:21,526
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
263
00:10:21,592 --> 00:10:23,661
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
264
00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:25,797
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
265
00:10:25,864 --> 00:10:27,965
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
266
00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:30,101
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
267
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,303
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
268
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,305
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
269
00:10:36,274 --> 00:10:38,042
>> HEY. QUESTION.
270
00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:42,046
IS THERE A FULL BANANA PEEL
MELTING INTO MY HEAD RIGHT NOW?
271
00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:42,680
>> YES.
272
00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:44,849
>> THAT IS UNFORTUNATE.
273
00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:51,455
[ LOUD FART ]WHAT THE...WHO DID THAT, MAN?
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