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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> GLADYS, IT IS TIME.
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>> OH, NO.
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I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH.
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>> WHA-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> KICKING YOUR ASS IS WHAT I'M
DOING.
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>> NO, YOU AREN'T.
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YOU'RE GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH.
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>> THAT'S THE THIGH-MASTER
MOTHERFUCKER!
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OH, REAPER.
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>> OH, GLADYS.
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>> OH, REAPER.
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[ BED SQUEAKING ]
>> GRANDMA?
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
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>> COME ON, COME ON.
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[ SCREAMS ]
>> YOU'RE GONNA FLOOD THE
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ENGINE.
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DON'T PUMP THE GAS.
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[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
COULD BE YOUR CARBURETOR.
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POP THE HOOD.
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TRY IT AGAIN.
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> SOUNDS LIKE...YOUR
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CARBURETOR.
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>> JUST CHECKED.
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LOOKS FINE.
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>> FUEL PUMP, MAYBE.
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>> I COULD JUST CALL THE AUTO
CLUB.
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[ SCREAMS ]
>> DID YOU CHECK THE
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DISTRIBUTOR CAP?
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IT RAINED LAST NIGHT.
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>> YEP, THERE'S WATER IN IT.
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OKAY, TRY IT NOW.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> YOU FIXED IT.
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WOW, THANK YOU.
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>> SO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA
DO NOW, RIGHT?
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WHOO!
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BEST NIGHT EVER!
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>> BEST FRIENDS EVER.
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>> BEST ICE CREAM EVER.
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>> YOU GUYS GOT ANYWHERE TO BE?
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>> ACTUALLY...
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>> YEAH, RIGHT HERE.
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LET'S CRUISE.
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> [ Monotone ] DROP YOUR
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WEAPON.
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YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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[ SCREAMING ]
>> GET AWAY FROM ME!
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>> EDWARD 209, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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>> HE DIDN'T DROP THE GUN, MAMA.
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>> HE DID DROP THE GUN.
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>> AW, I'M SORRY, MAMA.
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>> YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME
NOW.
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YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> OKAY, MAMA.
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YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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>> BUT I SAID "OKAY, MAMA."
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>> SEE HOW IT FEELS, EDWARD?
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>> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
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>> BUD.
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>> WHY.
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>> GUYS, I HAVE CIRRHOSIS OF THE
LIVER.
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>> BUD.
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE I HAVE A DRINKING
PROBLEM.
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>> WELL, AFTER CROSSING THE
FREEWAY, BASE JUMPING OFF A
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CLIFF, AND DODGING BULLETS IN
A GANG WAR, WE FINALLY FOUND MY
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REPTAR DOLL.
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>> TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THE STREET?
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>> OH, THANK GOD.
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THEY'VE BEEN LOST FOR HOURS.
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WHERE WERE THEY?
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>> STU, A WORD.
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[ Muffled ] WHAT THE FUCK
STU?
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>> [ Muffled ] WELL, I'M SORRY.
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THE BABIES ESCAPED, AND I --
>> ESCAPED?
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THEY'RE BABIES, YOU SACK-LESS
MORON.
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>> I WAS DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING ON
A NEW TOY, AND THEY JUST --
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>> OH, A NEW TOY.
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NEVER MIND, THEN.
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>> DIDI, IF YOU KEEP RIDICULING
MY WORK, I-I SWEAR TO GOD --
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>> WHAT? YOU'LL HIT ME?
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OOH, YOU'RE SUCH A MAN.
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[ CRASHES ]
>> DIDI, STOP.
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>> I' BE THE MAN.
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[ THUDDING, CRASHING ]
SEE, STU? I'M THE MAN!
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>> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A DIVORCE.
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>> THESE AL-QAEDA DRIVERS ARE
THE BEST, AND THEY PLAN TO
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SMUGGLE A NUCLEAR DEVICE ACROSS
THE MEXICAN BORDER.
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>> GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH
FIRE.
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>> YOU DON'T MEAN --
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED THE BADDEST,
BRASHEST, BALLSIEST HOT-SHIT
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DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, AND I KNOW
JUST THE ASSHOLES.
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[ CHEERING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ CRANKING, POUNDING ]
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>> WHOOOO-EE.
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>> YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
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YOU IN?
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>> ME AND UNCLE SAM, WE HAVEN'T
ALWAYS SEEN EYE-TO-EYE.
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>> WE WANT OUR RECORDS SCRUBBED
CLEAN.
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FULL PARDONS.
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>> ONE LAST JOB, AND THEN WE'RE
OUT.
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>> I'M REALLY CONFUSED, AND I
WANT TO GO HOME.
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>> GO TEAM!
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[ MOANS ]
>> I-I-I-I DON'T [GROANS]
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[ CAR WHIRRING ]
>> NICE REMOTE-CONTROL CAR, YOU
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ECCENTRIC BITCH.
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I'M GONNA STEP ON IT.
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>> WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PUT ME
DOWN, I USE PUNKY POWER.
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>> "PUNKY POWER"?
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>> [ GROANS ]
IT'S WHAT SHE CALLS "BELIEVING
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IN YOURSELF."
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>> ACTUALLY, PUNKY POWER
[Demonic voice] IS THIS.
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[ SCREAMING ]
>> OH, NO.
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I'VE HEARD OF THIS.
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THE ELDERS IN MY WORLD SPOKE OF
THE CHOSEN ONE FROM EARTH WHO
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WOULD POSSESS ULTIMATE POWER.
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>> I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH
PUNKY POWER.
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>> STOP THIS, PUNKY.
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DON'T DESTROY THE WORLD.
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>> I WAS ABANDONED IN A GROCERY
STORE.
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WHY SHOULDN'T I DESTROY THE
WORLD?
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IT DOESN'T NEED ME.
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>> BUT I NEED YOU, PUNKY.
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YOU'RE LIKE MY REAL DAUGHTER,
AND I WOULD NEVER ABANDON YOU --
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NEVER!
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>> DO -- [ Normal voice ] DO YOU
MEAN IT?
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>> [ PANTING ]
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE
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BODY?
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>> WHO CARES?
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SHE'S NOT MY REAL DAUGHTER.
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>> BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL...
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I HAVE THE POWER!
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>> HEY, COULD YOU NOT HAVE THE
POWER AT 3:00 A.M.?
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SOME OF US HAVE TO WAKE UP IN
THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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>> NOTHING MORE FOR YOU HERE,
AGENT STARLING.
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FLY, FLY, FLY.
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>> I BIT MY WRIST.
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LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
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>> [ GAGS ]
>> AGENT STARLING!
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MULTIPLE MIGGS WILL SUFFER FOR
THAT.
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BUFFALO BILL WENT BY AN ALIAS
ONCE.
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MOFET. M-O-F-E-T.
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GO NOW!
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>> I REALLY CUT MY WRISTS THIS
TIME.
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>> ARE YOU HURT?
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>> BLAMMO!
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>> [ GAGS ]
>> AGENT STARLING!
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I DIDN'T THINK MIGGS COULD
MANAGE AGAIN SO SOON.
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THE ANSWER IS IN THE FILE.
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WHAT DOES BUFFALO BILL COVET?
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GO NOW!
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>> YOU WANT TO ADOPT A KITTEN?
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>> WHERE'D YOU GET A KITTEN?
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>> IT'S FROM MY DICK!
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>> [ GASPS ]
>> AGENT STARLING!
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ARE YOU RETARDED,
AGENT STARLING?
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STOP LETTING MIGGS HIT YOU WITH
HIS SPOOGE.
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LOOK, BILL HATES HIS OWN
IDENTITY AND HE THINKS THAT
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MAKES HIM A TRANSSEXUAL.
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GO NOW!
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>> WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?
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>> WELL, I LIKE MAGIC.
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>> ABRACADABRA!
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>> [ GAGS ]
>> AGENT STARLING!
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MIGGS MUST HAVE HORSE BALLS OR
SOMETHING.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
IT.
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LOOK, BUFFALO BILL WASN'T BORN
A KILLER.
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HE WAS MADE ONE THROUGH YEARS OF
SYSTEMATIC ABUSE.
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GO NOW!
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AGENT STARLING!
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THE EXIT IS RIGHT HERE.
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I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA CATCH
THAT GUY.
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>> YOU KNOW, MR. MAYOR, MORE
THAN JUST CHILDREN CELEBRATE
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HALLOWEEN.
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SO THIS YEAR, WHY DON'T WE CATER
OUR CELEBRATION TO ADULTS?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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>> ♪ WHEN YOU'RE A CHILD,
HALLOWEEN IS SO SWEET ♪
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♪ HAUNTED HOUSES, CANDY, AND
TREATS ♪
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♪ BUT AFTER YOU TURN 18, THERE'S
A BRAND-NEW REASON FOR
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HALLOWEEN ♪
♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN,
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THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪
♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP, HALLOWEEN,
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HALLOWEEN ♪
>> ♪ I AM THE GIRL WHO'S DRESSED
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LIKE A BEE ♪
>> ♪ THAT'S NOT A BEE, I'VE SEEN
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A BEE ♪
>> ♪ I AM THE HERPES IN HER
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UNDERWEAR, READY TO JUMP OUT AND
GIVE YOU A SCARE ♪
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>> ♪ POWERPUFF GIRLS DRINK FROM
A FLASK SHARED BY A DOUCHE IN A
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NIXON MASK ♪
>> ♪ I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM
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ON ME ♪
>> ♪ FUCK IT, THIS IS
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HALLOW[RETCHES] ♪
>> ♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN,
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THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪
♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP,
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HALLOWEEN ♪
>> ♪ HALLOWEEN
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ COOS ]
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>> OUR BABY WILL BE SAFE NOW.
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ON EARTH, HE'LL BE A GOD AMONGST
MEN.
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[ BEEPING, AIR HISSING ]
>> TO THINK, YOU'VE FOUND A WAY
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TO STOCK ENOUGH FOOD AND OXYGEN
TO LAST HIS LONG JOURNEY.
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>> I JUST SHOT A DEAD BABY INTO
SPACE.
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>> IN OTHER NEWS, A
TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP OF ETERNIA
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HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETED.
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SNAKE MOUNTAIN IS THE TALLEST
PEAK IN ETERNIA.
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>> IT BETTER NOT BE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
COME ON, MAN.
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THERE'S CLIF BAR WRAPPERS
EVERYWHERE NOW!
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>> LITTERING IS EVIL, SKELETOR.
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WE'RE EVIL. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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>> OHH, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THIS DEBATE WITH YOU AGAIN,
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EVIL-LYN.
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CARTOON
EVIL, NOT REAL-WORLD EVIL, WHICH
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IS ESSENTIALLY A HEIGHTENED
NARCISSISM.
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>> PUT IT IN YOUR DISSERTATION,
PROFESSOR.
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>> WHA-- THERE ARE LAWS!
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>> BRO, WE ARE GONNA SUMMIT THIS
THING, DUDE.
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>> HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, DUDE.
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MOTHERFUCKER!
WHEN WE BLOW UP THE PEAK OF
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SNAKE MOUNTAIN, IT WILL CEASE TO
BE THE HIGHEST POINT IN ETERNIA.
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>> THAT SEEMS LIKE CUTTING OFF
YOUR NOSE TO SPITE YOUR FACE.
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>> WELL, I'VE DONE THAT, TOO,
AND I THINK THE RESULTS SPEAK
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FOR THEMSELVES.
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>> ♪ HE WAS BORN IN THE LAND OF
AVION ♪
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♪ WITH FEATHERS ON HIS ARMS
♪ AND A SWEET-ASS MANLY BEARD
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RIGHT FROM YEAR ONE ♪
♪ HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM
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STRATOS ♪
♪ HIS DAD CALLED HIM COLLECT
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00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:09,821
♪ AFTER NEVER COMING HOME FROM A
BEER RUN ♪
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♪ EACH CLOUD IS A CONFIDANT
>> GET...OFF...MY...MOUNTAIN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
THERE! LIGHT THE FUSE.
231
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[ FUSE SIZZLING ]
"ONCE I'M A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY"
232
00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:30,508
IS THE REST OF THAT SENTENCE!
233
00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:32,243
MY ARM! IT'S STUCK!
234
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,377
>> ME TOO!
235
00:09:33,444 --> 00:09:35,346
IT'S "127 HOURS," MAN.
236
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WE'RE FRANCO-ED.
237
00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:38,249
WE'RE FRANCO-ED!
238
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,451
>> WE'RE NOT CUTTING OFF OUR
ARMS, JACKASS.
239
00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:41,653
SOMEONE WILL FIND US.
240
00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:44,556
>> YEAH, BUT IF WE WAIT TOO
LONG, WE WON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH
241
00:09:44,622 --> 00:09:46,524
TO CHEW THROUGH THE BONE AND
TENDON.
242
00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,526
>> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE
LESS "BEAST" AND A LITTLE MORE
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00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:50,595
"MAN."
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00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:53,765
[ YAWNS ]
SON OF A BITCH!
245
00:09:53,832 --> 00:09:55,800
HE-- WAIT, HE'S A HERO.
246
00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,068
HE DID THIS FOR ME.
247
00:09:57,135 --> 00:09:59,904
HE SACRIFICED HIS ARM SO I
WOULDN'T HAVE TO.
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00:09:59,971 --> 00:10:02,507
[ WHIMPERS ]
OH, THAT STRATOS DOUCHE WAS
249
00:10:02,573 --> 00:10:03,941
RIGHT.
250
00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:07,645
THE SPIRIT OF THE MOUNTAIN --
WAIT, HEY, I HAVE TEAR DUCTS?
251
00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:11,448
WELL, NOTHING TO DO BUT WAIT FOR
BEAST-MAN TO BRING HELP.
252
00:10:11,515 --> 00:10:12,884
>> WHERE'S SKELETOR?
253
00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:15,853
>> [ FARTS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
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00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,722
SOMETIMES YOU ARE TOO MUCH
BEAST.
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00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,456
>> SO I'VE HEARD.
256
00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:21,626
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
258
00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:25,897
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
259
00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:28,065
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
260
00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:30,201
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:32,403
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:34,372
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:44,048
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WOULD
WORK?
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00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:45,382
>> I DIDN'T.
265
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:46,584
>> OH...
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00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:49,453
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> UGH, THAT IS VILE!
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