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[thunder crashes]
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[laughs evilly]
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[ sawing ]
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[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[thunder crashes]
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[laughs evilly]
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[ smooch! ]
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[laughs evilly]
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[inhales sharply]
I'll never let go!
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[crying]
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Oh, Jack, at least you're
resting in peace now.
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[ Lyrical music playing ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[dolphin chittering]
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[chittering continues ]
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[lyrical music continues]
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[seals barking]
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[ laughs]
Revenge, bitch!
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♪ B-B-B-B-Blam!
Victory dance ♪
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♪ Touchdown stance!
In your pants ♪
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What -- oh, oh, you're not
the same cow, are you?
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I guess we all just look
alike to you.
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[whirring weakly]
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[ Snorting ]
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[sighs]
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[whirring loudly]
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I'll get you next time,
Gadget!
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[ Cat screeches ]
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[laughing]
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[crying]
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[ squish! ]
Is that cat piss on my chair?!
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Damn it!
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When you visit a website,
the information is saved
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in files called cookies.
- Cookies!
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[munching loudly]
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Ow! Why you say "cookies"?!
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[munching loudly]
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Aren't you going to stop?
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[crying]
I can't!
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[ Beeping ]
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My God, this is a greeting
from another planet!
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This is an historic moment!
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[ Beeping ]
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Huh. The textbooks are
gonna love that one.
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[ Beeping ]
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Huh.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ beeping ]
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Well, maybe hump means something
different in their language.
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What do they want, man?!
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I wish I knew,
Officer Rihanna.
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[ Clattering ]
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They're humping holes
in the hull!
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Huh. Turns out "hump"
in their language means hump.
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[machine gun cocks]
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I don't have any idea how to
work the gatling gun, child!
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Is, uh, is it over?
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[ominous music playing]
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How on Earth do we stop
that thing?
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I have an idea!
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Rihanna, you're just
a multi-platinum recording artist.
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How could you possibly help?
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Wait a minute.
We need counterintuitive thinking,
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and Rihanna has some of the worst
judgment of all time!
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Chris Brown beat her,
so she broke up with him.
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But then they got back
together!
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That's insane!
She's a genius!
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Yeah.
[chuckles nervously]
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So...
thanks!
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We've done as Rihanna
suggested, sir.
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Epcot Center is now filled
with nuclear warheads.
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Is that really necessary?
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Trust me, man,
only one thing gonna attract
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a giant, humping robot.
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Operation ass crack is a go!
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[ Clattering ]
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Whoa, it's really Chris Browning
the hell out of Epcot Center!
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[ Clattering continues ]
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O-M-G, Kirby, I was such
a pig today.
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I ate like
50 pieces of fruit.
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Yoshi, puh-lease!
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I literally inhaled
20 enemies.
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Thank God I exhaled
most of them.
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[gasps]
Are you still doing that?!
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You promised you wouldn't binge
and purge anymore!
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Cuh-lick!
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Kirby does not need
that noise today.
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[vomits ]
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Hey, it's none of my business,
but, uh, you have a problem.
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[moaning loudly]
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Can't I be on top for once?
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Everyone, rest up!
In the morning, we start
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the long trip home to confront
Hopper and his evil gang.
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[ All cheering ]
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Excuse me. Uh, Mr. Mayfly,
can you keep it down?
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We have -- we have a really
big day tomorrow.
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Oh, really?
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Well, my entire life span is
three hours,
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so fuck your big day.
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Oh, a man, at last!
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I've already been alive
for a half-hour,
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and I need to get pregnant,
like, now!
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Oh, yeah!
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[grunting]
- Oh!
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Oh, my God, this is the best sex
of my whole life!
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[moaning, laughing]
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Aah!
Get it out of me!
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[screaming]
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Look, I've got at least 47
good minutes left in me,
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and I'll be damned
if I'm gonna waste 'em!
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You're a midlife cliché!
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[moaning]
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Oh, what was
the point of it all?!
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Live, reproduce, die!
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[crying]
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It's a sick joke!
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A sick
[chokes]
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Oh!
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[sighs]
Finally.
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Whoo! Party time!
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Oh fuck me!
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[ Sizzles ]
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[all murmuring]
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My ancestors were Samurai.
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Samurai us
an onion volcano, pal!
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He is a Samurai.
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I just need to use
the bathroom.
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Uh, is there, like,
a toilet in here,
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or am I supposed to use
this giant fucking litter box?
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Oh, is this, like,
an improv thing?
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You know I hate improv.
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No, it'll be fun.
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Thousands of us are gonna
show up at the same time!
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This better be as cool
as you're making it seem.
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I'll telling you,
you are gonna love
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being part
of a flash mob.
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- So hip!
- Sticking it to conformity, yeah!
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Look how shocked
the normals are!
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[ All screaming ]
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[ laughs ]
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This is the best one I've had in years.
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Well, it was not me!
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[warbling ]
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Pluto, do you feel you've
been rehabilitated?
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This room must be huge!
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[indistinct moaning]
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You were right to lock up
Cheetara and Wilykit,
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Thundercats.
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They are under the spell of
Estrus!
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An evil spell?
Mumm-ra!
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It means they're in heat,
Lion-O.
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No one is to unlock that door
until the spell has passed!
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Whew! Okay, okay, just gotta
keep our minds off it.
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Let's see what's on the old
sword today.
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[electronic warbling]
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[moaning]
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Don't do this, Lion-O.
Put down the sword.
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Put it --
oh, that's so hot!
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Lion-O, what are you
looking at?!
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Uh, nothing!
I'm checking on Mumm-ra!
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I really hope
that's not true.
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Oh, you're right!
I can't control myself!
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No one can!
I'm doing this!
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Wait, Thundercats, think!
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If you do this,
you'll just be animals,
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mindlessly gratifying
your impulses!
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Yeah, we're fine with that.
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Cool, I was just checking,
obviously.
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We're going in there.
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Ah, sorry, Thundercats.
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You'll have to do
rock-paper-scissors
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for sloppy seconds.
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Snarf! Snarf!
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Fucking gross!
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Once we wrap up
the Gladstone account,
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we're gonna need another CPA.
- Sounds great.
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What's your number again?
- 324-762...
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, Oh, son of a bitch.
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I accidently set --
I'm so embarrassed.
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You should leave.
- Hey, happens all the time.
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[electronic whirring]
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KEN, VOICE OVER:
For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I was living in a dream house,
but I couldn't dream.
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I kept wondering
how I got here.
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When did I start caring about
the dinner-to-dessert tabletop,
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the matching pink
home exercise set,
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the fashion fairy-tale glitterizer?
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Oh, I have a crazy day today.
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I'm delivering a baby
at the hospital,
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then swinging by NASA
for the launch,
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00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,178
then racing to aerobics.
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I was just
a secondary feature
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in her girl-power,
have-it-all world.
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I was an accessory.
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We all felt it.
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Allan Sherwood and I just
gave it a name.
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The first rule
of fight club --
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you do not talk about
fight club!
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00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,561
The second rule
of fight club --
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you do not talk
about fight club!
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Yeah, you think
the first two rules
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don't need to be identical,
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but then there's
people like you!
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Anyway, the third rule is,
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no shoes, no shirts,
including Hawaiians.
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BOTH:
Aw.
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And absolutely no
Swiss-yodeling outfits!
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Fourth rule -- hitting
the crotch is okay
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'cause let's face it,
we're all smooth down there.
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Okay, let's fight!
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[ All cheering ]
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Your first night of
fight club,
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your ass was a wad
of play-doh.
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By the end of that week,
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00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,330
you looked like you were cut out
of molded plastic.
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Fight club became the reason
we stayed in shape,
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trimmed our nails,
did our hair.
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00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,069
Wait, wait!
ls my hair okay?!
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00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,470
Yeah, it hasn't even moved.
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All right, cool, cool.
Let's go.
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00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,573
[ All cheering ]
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00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,776
It was our place to finally
get it all out and let it all go.
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00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,845
I hate that you
pick out my clothes!
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00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,914
I hate that the mortgage
for the dream house
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is in your name!
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00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,318
I hate never getting to drive
the Corvette!
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00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,354
I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you!
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[vomits ]
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At fight club, we all got
our lives back.
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'Cause our new nihilist
world view taught us
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to stop caring about that
which did not matter.
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00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,366
Can you believe we used to
buy into that bullshit?
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[all scoffing, chuckling]
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[indistinct shouting]
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
241
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,579
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
242
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,681
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,916
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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