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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> AND I WORRY ABOUT WHERE THIS
CULTURE IS HEADING.
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>> SHUT UP, YOU OLD BITCH!
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[ CLICK ]
>> ♪ GHOST WITH YOUR RIDE ♪
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♪ GHOST ON FIRE ♪
♪ GHOST WITH YOUR RIDE ♪
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♪ GHOST WITH YOUR RIDE ♪
♪ GHOST WITH YOUR RIDE ♪
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>> BUT WHY EARTH, JOR-EL?
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THEY'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS
BEHIND US.
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>> HE WILL NEED THAT ADVANTAGE.
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AND I WILL INSTRUCT HIM, GUIDE
HIM, SEE MY LIFE THROUGH HIS
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EYES AS HE WILL SEE IT THROUGH
MINE.
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GOODBYE, MY SON.
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AND FOR SOME REASON, THEY PUT
THE BIG FORK ON THE INSIDE, NEXT
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TO THE SALAD FORK.
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SALAD IN GENERAL WILL BE
DISCUSSED LATER ON IN CHAPTER 9.
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[ SQUEAKING ]
CHAPTER 42 -- TIPPING.
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THIS IS OPEN TO DEBATE, AND
THERE'S NO REAL RIGHT ANSWER.
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BUT THE CONSENSUS IS 15% TO 20%.
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AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S THE
"DIRTY SANCHEZ."
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THIS WAS A VERY POPULAR DANCE
MOVE ON KRYPTON, AND FROM WHAT I
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CAN TELL, THEY HAVE IT ON EARTH,
AS WELL.
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[ BEEP ]
TO CONTINUE, FLIP TO SIDE "B."
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GOOD LUCK, MY SON.
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IF I'VE CALCULATED CORRECTLY,
YOU HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH
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12 GALAXIES TO LAND IN A SMALL
TOWN IN KANSAS, NEAR A ROAD
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WHERE --
>> I LOVE BEING A WUZZLE!
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WE GET TO BE TWO ANIMALS AT
ONCE!
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TAKE ME -- I'M A BUMBLEBEE AND A
LION!
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>> AND I'M AN ELEPHANT AND A
KANGAROO.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT GROSSES ME OUT,
BUMBLELION?
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HOW'D YOUR PARENTS GET TOGETHER?
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[ BUZZING, THWACK! ]
>> OW! WHAT THE HELL?!
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YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STING ME,
YOU LITTLE BUMBLEBEE?
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WOW, YOU'RE CUTE, LITTLE
BUMBLEBEE.
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HUH, LITTLE CUTIE. COME HERE.
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[ MOANS ] OH, YEAH.
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OUCH, OHH, OUCH, OHH, OW!
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STING ME IN THE HOLE! OW!
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STING ME IN THE HOLE! OUCH!
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STING ME IN THE HOLE! OUCH!
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>> UGH!
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I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, ELEROO?
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>> NOW, THIS MIGHT HURT A
LITTLE.
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[ KANGAROO SHRIEKS,
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
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>> UGH!
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HOW ABOUT YOU, DONKEYHUMAN?
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>> EEEE-AWWWW!
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AS FAR AS I KNOW --
>> ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO
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KNOW.
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>> UM, ME NEITHER.
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UM, YEAH, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.
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>> WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU WHEN
YOU'RE IN JAPAN, JOSH!
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>> YEAH! WHICH ONE'S JOSH?
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ALL THE GUYS HERE KIND OF LOOK
LIKE THE SAME GENERIC DOUCHE.
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[ RUMBLING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ CREATURE ROARS ]
>> [ ROARS ]
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>> WOW, THAT IS REALLY
TASTELESS.
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>> UH, IT'S ONLY BEEN EIGHT
YEARS SINCE 9/11, FOR GOD'S
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SAKE!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, BRO?!
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MAN! CAN ANYBODY ANSWER THAT?
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WHAT IS THAT MONSTER THINKING?
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>> [ ROARS ]
>> BOO! WAY TOO SOON, DUDE!
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>> TERRIBLE TASTE, MAN!
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>> BOO! TOO SOON!
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>> [ ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
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>> BOO!
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>> AW, YOU SAD BECAUSE THERE'S
NOTHING TO SMASH HERE?
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS
ALREADY SMASHED!
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BY PEOPLE WHO HATE OUR FREEDOM!
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SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS
VERY, VERY OFFENSIVE!
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>> WHAT'S IT DOING?
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>> IT'S DESECRATING THE SITE!
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>> NO, LOOK!
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IT'S DOING SOMETHING ELSE!
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[ ALL CHEER ]
>> HEY, "CLOVERFIELD" MONSTER!
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>> [ GULPING ]
AHHHHHHH!
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>> I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
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[ BUZZING ]
[ WHOOSHING ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WOW! ERIN ESURANCE!
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>> THAT'S RIGHT!
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ESURANCE HANDLES YOUR INSURANCE
NEEDS, ALL ONLINE!
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JUST QUOTE...
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BUY...
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AND PRINT!
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WITH ESURANCE, YOU'RE ALWAYS
COVERED!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU --
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[ GUNSHOT ]
OW! WHAT THE [BLEEP]
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>> OH, SORRY, YOU HAVE A
FOUR-BULLET DEDUCTIBLE.
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>> I HAVE A WHAT?!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> YOU KEPT YOUR MONTHLY PREMIUM
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LOW BY CHOOSING A HIGHER
DEDUCTIBLE.
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IT'S A RISK YOU HAD TO WEIGH UP
FRONT.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> AAAAAAH!
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I WANT TO CHANGE MY POLICY!
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>> NO PROBLEM!
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YOUR NEW POLICY WILL GO INTO
EFFECT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> OHHHHH!
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>> THAT'S FOUR BULLETS!
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ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU
TODAY?
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WELL, YOU'RE ALSO COVERED BY OUR
AWESOME LIFE INSURANCE, SO YOUR
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ELDERLY MOTHER IS IN FOR QUITE A
WINDFALL...
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OR SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN, IF YOU
HADN'T MISSED YOUR FEBRUARY
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PAYMENT.
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>> [ Gravelly voice ] IT'S YOUR
GREATEST FEAR.
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IT FILLS YOU WITH DREAD.
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>> AAAAAAAAH!!
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>> YOU FIND YOURSELF
SCREAMING...
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[ Cheerful voice ] ..."WHO CAN I
CALL TO FIX THIS DRAIN?"
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EARL MCGARRY, THAT'S WHO!
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HE DOESN'T ASK QUESTIONS.
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>> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM!
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YOU GOT ABOUT FOUR QUARTS OF
BLOOD IN HERE.
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TRIVIA FACT -- THAT'S HOW MUCH
THE HUMAN BODY HOLDS!
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>> HE'S EXPERIENCED!
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>> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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YOU'VE GOT A GHOULIE IN HERE.
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>> AND HE KNOWS HIS STUFF!
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>> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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YOU GOT GLENN CLOSE IN HERE!
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>> NOT BONDED BY THE STATE.
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>> COACH, WHY DO GIRLS HAVE TO
PLAY WITH A BALL THAT'S TWICE
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THE SIZE OF A NORMAL BASEBALL?
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>> BECAUSE GIRLS AREN'T VERY
STRONG OR COORDINATED.
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>> ♪ BUM-BUM-BUM-BADA-BA-BA ♪
♪ BA-DA BA-BA BA ♪
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>> THIS SUMMER, ACTION HERO
NICOLAS CAGE STARS IN
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"REAR WINDOW 2."
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>> CONFINED TO THE DAMN
WHEELCHAIR.
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[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]
THIS ISN'T ME.
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BABE-A-PALOOZA.
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HOT...DIGGITY DOG.
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UH-HUH. YEAH. DO IT RIGHT.
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OH, WOW. THAT'S...NOT GOOD.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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LET'S ROLL.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HOW'S THAT FOR HANDICAP ACCESS?
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OH, WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING ON
MY SHOE -- YOUR FACE, HYAH!
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> OUT OF MY WAY, FAT MAN!
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[ BEEP, CHAIR ACCELERATES ]
>> AHH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> HEY, KID.
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KEEP IT "WHEEL."
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>> [ FARTS ]
[ SCRIBBLING ]
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[ FARTS ]
[ WATER BUBBLING ]
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"'HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER
VACATION,' BY BOBBY McCORMICK."
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>> AAH!
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YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, DORKWAD!
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>> OOH-EE-OOH!
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>> I'M JASON CHAMBERS.
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YOU JUST SAW A CONVENTIONAL
WEDGIE, BUT TODAY ON
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"HUMAN WEAPON," WE REVEAL THE
SUPER WEDGIE KNOWN AS THE
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BRAZILIAN COVERED WAGON.
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THIS IS "HUMAN WEAPON."
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THE AGGRESSOR GRABS SECURELY ON
THE ELASTIC STRAP OF THE
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OPPONENT'S UNDERWEAR AND PULLS
DIRECTLY BACKWARD.
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>> YEEEOWWWW!
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>> THIS MOVE MAXIMIZES THE
AMOUNT OF SLACK IN THE UNDERWEAR
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FOR THE UPWARD THRUST.
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LASTLY, A FORWARD CURVING
MOTION LOOPS THE UNDERWEAR OVER
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THE OPPONENT'S FOREHEAD, DRAWING
HIS HEAD BACK IN A PAINFUL ARCH.
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HA HA!
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FIVE POUNDS MORE TENSILE
STRENGTH ON THOSE BVDs, AND THAT
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NERD'S NECK WOULD SNAP.
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HA HA!
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I TRULY, TRULY HATE NERDS.
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>> DID SOME MOTHER [BLEEP] CALL
FOR A SAPPY SONG?
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BECAUSE Y'ALL GOT THE DAMN
EXPERT.
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[ SCATS ]
[ To the tune of "What a
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Wonderful World" ]
♪ YOU SAW SMURFS FIGHTING
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SNORKS ♪
♪ FUMBLES DROPPED A BEER ♪
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♪ AND SOME UNLUCKY DORK ♪
♪ HE TURNED INTO A DEER ♪
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♪ AND IT OCCURS TO ME ♪
♪ THAT SEASON FOUR RULED ♪
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>> ♪ I SAW LOTS OF BOOBIES ♪
♪ AND ALMOST GOT LAID,
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HEE-HEE! ♪
>> ♪ I BANGED 20 BEAUTIES ♪
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>> AW, SNAP, NOW I GOT FELINE
AIDS!
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HOLLA!
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>> ♪ AND TO SUMMARIZE THINGS ♪
♪ SEASON FOUR WAS OFF THE
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CHAIN ♪
>> ♪ WE SAW GELFLINGS DROPPING
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RHYMES ♪
AND IT WAS SO AWESOME!
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>> ♪ SUPERHEROES LOOKING
CHUBBY ♪
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>> ♪ ALL THE TEARS I'VE CRIED ♪
>> ♪ I FOUGHT THE TERMINATOR
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PUPPY! ♪
>> ♪ AND I COGNITIVELY PROCESS
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THAT SEASON FOUR KICKED
UNDENIABLE ASS ♪
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TALKIN' ABOUT KARATE ON THAT
ASS.
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>> ♪ THERE WAS VIOLENCE GALORE ♪
>> ♪ FART JOKES, THERE WERE
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LOTS ♪
>> [ FARTING ]
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>> ♪ OH, WE TALLIED UP THE
SCORE! ♪
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>> ♪ THERE WERE 50 NUT SHOTS ♪
>> ♪ AND I'M TELEPATHICALLY
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GETTING THE MESSAGE COMING TO ME
RIGHT NOW THAT SEASON FOUR
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SMOKED YOU ALL OVER THE FACE ♪
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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PRESIDENT OF ADULT SWIM,
MIKE LAZZO.
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[ UPBEAT CELTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ "HAVA NAGILA" PLAYS ]
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[ "CHARLESTON" PLAYS ]
[ "CHICKEN DANCE" PLAYS ]
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[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ "Y-M-I-A" ♪
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ NO ONE KNOWS, NO ♪
>> ♪ HEY, "MACATRENA" ♪
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ WHERE'S MY LOVE? ♪
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>> [ Breathing heavily ] OH!
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MAN! OHH!
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OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE CANCELED.
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[ CACKLES ]
F.Y.I.
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>> HONEY, SELL THE TIME SHARE!
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SELL THE TIME SHARE!
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>> ♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH OH OH ♪
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♪ OHHH ♪
>> ♪ WHERE'S MY LOVE? ♪
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