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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
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Y-YOU HAVE TO BREAK THAT UP
FIRST.
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>> WHAT? WHY?
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>> THOSE PLASTIC THINGS KILL
TURTLES.
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>> OH, GOSH. RIGHT. OKAY.
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[ Mockingly ] OH, DON'T KILL THE
TURTLES.
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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> GRR!
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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> GRR!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGGING ]
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGGING ]
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>> OUR CEREAL SALES ARE WAY
DOWN.
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WHAT DO WE DO?
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>> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR
YOU -- SUGAR INTERNET VIRAL
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VIDEO -- AND SOME PUNCTUATION --
EXCLAMATION POINT!
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[ PIANO PLAYING ]
>> ♪ OHHHHHH ♪
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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ BITS OF CORN, MARSHMALLOWS,
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OTHER STUFF ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
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♪ FIVE TIMES MORE SUGAR THAN
CHOCO-PUFFS ♪
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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ TELL YOUR PARENTS IT'S WHAT
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THEY SHOULD BUY ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
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♪ SO MUCH SUGAR, YOU'LL GET
CRAZY HIGH ♪
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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ IF YOU HAVE DIABETES, STAY
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AWAY ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
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♪ THAT'S SOMETHING THAT OUR
LAWYERS MADE US SAY ♪
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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ THE AMOUNT OF SUGAR WILL DRIVE
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YOU INSANE ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
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♪ 100% SUGAR, ZERO GRAIN ♪
>> SALES FOR COCOA VAMPIRE ARE
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THROUGH THE ROOF!
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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>> WELL, FOR FRUIT MONSTER, HOW
ABOUT A VIDEO CALLED
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"TWO BERRIES, ONE CUP"?
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I PUT TOGETHER A ROUGH DEMO.
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ROLL IT!
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>> [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SQUISHING ]
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>> [ GAGS ]
>> [ VOMITING ]
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>> THERE YOU GO.
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>> SIR, THIS ISN'T A SPERM BANK.
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IT'S A BLOOD BANK.
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>> THEN HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO
FILL THE CUP?
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>> I FOLLOWED YOU TO THIS
HOT-CHOCOLATE FACTORY, TWO-FACE.
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AND THIS TIME, I'M BRINGING YOU
DOWN.
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>> NOT SO FAST, BATMAN.
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YOUR FATE LIES IN A FLIP OF THIS
COIN.
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HEADS, YOU LIVE.
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TAILS, YOU DIE.
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OH, DEATH.
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[ SIZZLE ]
>> AAH!
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>> I'M SORRY, HARVEY.
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>> DON'T CALL ME HARVEY.
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CALL ME BY MY NEW NAME.
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THREE-FACE!
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THIS IS MY THREE-SIDED DIE.
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ONE, YOU LIVE.
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TWO, YOU DIE.
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THREE, WE DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE
TOGETHER.
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AHA.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
THREE-SIDED DIE!
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WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLEACH!
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THREE-FACE, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE HOSPITAL.
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>> CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME --
FOUR-FACE!
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I'M HOLDING FOUR STRAWS IN MY
HAND.
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IF YOU CHOOSE THE SHORTEST ONE,
YOU DIE.
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IF YOU CHOOSE THE LONGEST ONE,
YOU LIVE.
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THE OTHER TWO WILL DETERMINE
WHETHER OR NOT I THROW BLEACH ON
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YOUR COSTUME OR WE DRINK HOT
CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.
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>> ALL RIGHT, FOUR-FACE.
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I'LL PLAY YOUR GAME.
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>> [ SLURPING ]
OH. OOH.
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THIS IS REALLY GOOD HOT
CHOCOLATE.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
THE SOUP'S NOT BAD, EITHER.
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>> OH, YEAH? CAN I TRY SOME?
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>> WAIT, HARVEY, NO!
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[ SIZZLES ]
>> AAH!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> 20 YEARS OF SERVICE.
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>> SINCE YOU'RE A CHEF AND
BLACK, WE GOT YOU THIS CHOCOLATE
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STATUE.
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>> THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS YOUR
SMILING FACES.
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BUT THANKS FOR THE GIFT THAT'S
MILDLY RACIST.
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> I THINK YOUR STUPID DOG ATE
ROADBLOCK'S STATUE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE.
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>> [ FARTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
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>> OH, NO.
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>> NEITHER DEATH NOR LIFE NOR
ANGELS NOR POWERS NOR HEIGHT NOR
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COBRA NOR ANYTHING ELSE IN ALL
CREATION WILL BE ABLE TO
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SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD
IN CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD.
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>> All: YO, JOE.
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>> OH, THANK YOU, DUKE.
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[ Crying ] THAT WAS REAL --
REAL -- REAL PRETTY.
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>> COME ON, MUTT!
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LET'S GET JUNKYARD'S ASHES
SPREAD.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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>> YEAH.
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YEAH, J-JUNKYARD ALWAYS LOVED
RUNNING ON THE BEACH.
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[ SOBS ]
JUNKYARD!
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>> OH!
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>> OH, SORRY, BOSS!
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I THOUGHT THAT'D GO WAY
DIFFERENT!
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>> WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NOW WITH
GREAT PRIDE THAT WE ADD
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JUNKYARD'S NAME TO G.I. JOE'S
WALL OF FALLEN HEROES.
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ Laughing ] WOW!
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HOO!
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ONLY ONE NAME?
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HEY, DIDN'T LIFT-TICKET GET SHOT
DOWN LAST YEAR?
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>> I PARACHUTED TO SAFETY!
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>> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.
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DARN.
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I SWEAR SOMEONE GOT SHOT BY A
LASER, THOUGH.
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DIDN'T ANYBODY GET SHOT BY A
LASER?!
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ANYBODY?!
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SHOT?
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HUH.
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WELL, I BET COBRA'S WALL'S
FREAKIN' FULL OF NAMES!
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AM I RIGHT, JOES?!
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>> All: YO, JOE!
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>> HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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[ SIGHS ]
AH, WE NEED MORE NAMES!
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YOU! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
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>> WILSON, SIR!
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>> AND THERE'S ONE FOR THE WALL.
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>> DON'T WORRY.
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I-I'M OKAY!
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I'M JUST A LITTLE --
>> POW!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> JETSON!
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DID YOU FINISH THAT REPORT?
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>> RIGHT HERE IN MY BRIEFCASE,
MR. SPACELY.
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> JETSON!
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>> WHO WANTS A RIBBED POODLE?
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>> YOU SAW THEM IN "SISTERHOOD
OF THE TRAVELING PANTS" AND
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"SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING
PANTS 2."
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NOW IN A BREAKOUT ROLE, THE
TRAVELING PANTS STAR IN
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"ZIP IT UP!"
HE'S A CITY COP, AND HIS NEW
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PARTNER, BRUCE WILLIS, DOESN'T
LIKE PANTS.
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>> A PAIR OF PANTS KILLED MY
UNCLE.
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>> AND THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE DOWN
A SWEATSHOP SYNDICATE TOGETHER.
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[ WOMEN GASPING ]
>> YAH!
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>> AAH!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
>> AND IN THE END --
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
>> HEY.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> AND IN THE END, THEY'LL MAKE
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A PERFECT PAIR.
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>> IT'S A GOOD FIT.
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>> GET READY TO TRAVEL ON THE
JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME, AND BE
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SURE TO COME IN YOUR PANTS.
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>> [ SNEEZES ]
>> GOD BLESS YOU.
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>> AAH! DARN IT!
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>> OUR "DARK CRYSTAL" SEQUEL IS
DOOMED!
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>> WELL, IT'S BEEN IN
DEVELOPMENT HELL FOR YEARS.
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NOW THEATERS DON'T EVEN WANT IT.
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>> WE NEED A BRAND-NEW TAKE,
SOMETHING THAT REALLY TRICKS
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KIDS INTO THINKING THEY WANT TO
SEE A MOVIE ABOUT PUPPETS.
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>> YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY!
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THIS IS LIL' JEN, A.K.A.
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M.C. GELFLING!
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I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A
LITTLE JOURNEY.
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RAISE UP YOUR GLASSES, Y'ALL,
AND GET READY FOR THE STORY OF
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THE DARK CRISTAL.
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♪ [ Rapping ] ONCE UPON A TIME
IN THE DISTANT LAND OF THRA ♪
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♪ THERE WAS A HUGE-ASS,
SUPERSIZED BOTTLE OF CRISTAL ♪
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♪ LIVING UNDER THREE SUNS, ALL
THE PEEPS WERE HAVING FUN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE CLINKIN' AND
DRINKIN', CRISTAL FOR EVERYONE ♪
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♪ BUT THEN THERE WAS A
DRIVE-BY ♪
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♪ OH, SNAP, HIT THE DECK ♪
♪ IT WAS AN SKEKSIS IN A LEXUS
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WITH A TEK, BOTTLE GOT WRECKED ♪
♪ IT SPLIT TWO DIFFERENT RACES
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TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ♪
♪ THE SKEKSIS HEADED WEST WITH
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THEIR CREEPY DEAD-BIRD FACES ♪
[ VULTURE CRIES ]
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♪ THE urRu WAITED ON THE EAST
COAST FOR ALL THE HELP TO COME ♪
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♪ THEY WERE A BUNCH OF MYSTICS
WHO LIKE TO SIT AROUND AND ♪
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>> ♪ HUM ♪
[ ALL HUMMING ]
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>> AH, YEAH.
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THAT SOUND GOOD RIGHT THERE.
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♪ IN STEPPED THE PROPHECY ♪
♪ THERE'S NO STOPPING ME ♪
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♪ GELFLING'S GONNA HELP THINGS ♪
♪ PRETTY SOON, WE'LL BE POPPING
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C-R-I-S TO THE T-A-L ♪
♪ FULL THROTTLE, FIX THE BOTTLE
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AND THEN BREAK THAT SPELL ♪
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS UGLY ♪
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♪ NO ONE SIPPING ON BUBBLY ♪
♪ WANT TO GET BUSY ♪
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♪ PUT ON THE FIZZY ♪
♪ THE LADIES WON'T LOVE ME ♪
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♪ I GOT TO SAVE THE LAND OF
THRA ♪
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♪ I HEAR A FAR AND DISTANT
CALL ♪
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♪ GONNA WRECK ME SOME SKEKSIS ♪
♪ AND GO GET THAT CRISTAL ♪
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♪ I WENT TO AUGHRA AND GOT THAT
CRACKED-UP SHARD OF CRISTAL ♪
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WHOA!
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♪ THEN I MET KIRA AND FIZZGIG ♪
♪ HE WAS A LITTLE FUZZY BALL ♪
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>> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?!
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>> ♪ JUMPED ON A LANDSTRIDER,
ROLLED TO THE CASTLE ♪
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♪ FACED OFF WITH THE SKEKSIS ♪
♪ MAN, THOSE DUDES ARE CRAZY
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ASSHOLES ♪
♪ I PUT THE CRACKED SHARD OF THE
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BOTTLE BACK INTO THE RIGHT
SPOT ♪
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♪ NOW THE EAST AND WEST COAST
GOT BACK TOGETHER, AND THIS
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JOINT IS [BLEEP] HOT ♪
♪ YEAH, THIS PARTY'S A BLAST ♪
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♪ CRISTAL'S FLOWING FAST ♪
♪ I'M THINKING I WANT TO GET UP
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IN KIRA'S ASS ♪
♪ WE'RE ALL HAVING A BALL ♪
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♪ THERE WON'T BE NO LAST CALL ♪
♪ WEST AND EAST
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SQUASHED THE BEEF ♪
♪ THEY'RE ALL DRINKING CRISTAL ♪
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♪ BUT PEOPLE STILL COMING, AND
THE MYSTICS STILL HUMMING ♪
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♪ THEY GO ♪
[ ALL HUMMING ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ THAT'S THE END OF THE DARK
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CRISTAL ♪
>> HOs!
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>> WELL, WE FAILED YOU, JIM.
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[ BOTH GULP ]
[ BOTH GAGGING ]
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>> SWEET RELIEF!
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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>> YEAH! CHOCOLATE TASTES GREAT!
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>> SPARKY WANTS SOME, TOO!
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>> NO!
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00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:22,927
CHOCOLATE CONTAINS THEOBROMINE,
WHICH IS TOXIC TO DOGS!
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00:10:22,994 --> 00:10:24,629
>> BUT SPARKY SEEMS FINE.
220
00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:25,730
HE WANTS SOME MORE.
221
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,264
>> WELL, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE.
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00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:28,833
THIS IS CAROB.
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00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,901
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> HUH?!
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00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:33,170
>> YOUR DOG'S FINE, BUT YOUR MOM
IS A FILTHY HIPPIE.
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00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:34,939
>> NOW WE KNOW!
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>> WHATEVER.
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00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,809
>> ♪ G.I. JOE ♪
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