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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,007 --> 00:00:15,018 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:15,085 --> 00:00:25,062 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:37,308 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:37,374 --> 00:00:38,409 >> WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK! 5 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:40,844 I THINK YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG UMBRELLA, WAK WAK WAK. 6 00:00:40,911 --> 00:00:41,712 >> AAAAH! 7 00:00:41,779 --> 00:00:44,515 MY UMBRELLA'S TAKING ME UP INTO THE SKY! 8 00:00:44,582 --> 00:00:46,016 THIS IS NOT MY UMBRELLA! 9 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,584 AAAAAH! 10 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:49,220 >> MARION, DON'T LOOK AT IT! 11 00:00:49,286 --> 00:00:51,955 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED! 12 00:00:52,022 --> 00:00:56,093 >> [ MOANING ] >> BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOOOO! 13 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:58,195 >> OPEN YOUR EYES! 14 00:00:58,261 --> 00:00:59,863 LOOK AT US! 15 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,165 >> DON'T DO IT, MARION! 16 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:02,399 DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 17 00:01:02,466 --> 00:01:04,134 >> YOU'RE NOT TICKLISH, ARE YOU? 18 00:01:04,201 --> 00:01:06,203 >> [ LAUGHING ] S-STOP! 19 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:09,073 >> OPEN YOUR EYES, AND I'LL STOP! 20 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,175 >> NO, I WON'T OPEN MY EYES! 21 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:16,346 [ LAUGHING ] >> OOH, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE! 22 00:01:16,413 --> 00:01:17,581 >> GIVE IT BACK! 23 00:01:17,648 --> 00:01:20,084 >> YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES! 24 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:21,151 >> DON'T, MARION! 25 00:01:21,218 --> 00:01:22,452 DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 26 00:01:22,519 --> 00:01:24,154 >> BUT HE'S GOT MY NOSE, INDY! 27 00:01:24,221 --> 00:01:25,589 >> DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 28 00:01:25,656 --> 00:01:26,957 IT'S NOT YOUR REAL NOSE! 29 00:01:27,024 --> 00:01:31,228 >> LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T GONNA OPEN THEIR EYES, GUYS! 30 00:01:31,295 --> 00:01:33,764 LET'S JUST LEAVE. 31 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:38,268 >> OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING! 32 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:42,006 SEE YOU LATER. 33 00:01:42,073 --> 00:01:45,142 BYE. 34 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:49,113 WE LEFT. 35 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,647 >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE. 36 00:01:50,714 --> 00:01:51,581 >> COME ON, MAN! 37 00:01:51,648 --> 00:01:52,683 JUST OPEN YOUR EYES! 38 00:01:52,749 --> 00:01:53,350 >> NO! 39 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,651 MARION, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 40 00:01:54,718 --> 00:01:55,720 >> SCREW THIS, MAN! 41 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:58,689 I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THAT ARK IN 3,000 YEARS! 42 00:01:58,755 --> 00:02:01,224 I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SQUARES. 43 00:02:01,291 --> 00:02:02,092 >> HE'S RIGHT. 44 00:02:02,159 --> 00:02:03,093 LET'S JUST GO. 45 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,698 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT 46 00:02:07,765 --> 00:02:08,332 THERE! 47 00:02:08,398 --> 00:02:11,569 WE'RE NOT OPENING OUR EYES! 48 00:02:11,636 --> 00:02:14,738 SO, WE'RE -- WE'RE GONNA KEEP THEM CLOSED! 49 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:17,808 >> TIMMY, DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TV. 50 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:20,845 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU. 51 00:02:23,047 --> 00:02:25,816 >> ONE DAY IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF NOOL, AN ELEPHANT 52 00:02:25,883 --> 00:02:27,951 NAMED MORTON PLAYED HOOKY FROM SCHOOL. 53 00:02:28,018 --> 00:02:31,088 HE WAS CHILLIN' ON THE STOOP, JUST PEACIN' ON THE BLOCK, WHEN 54 00:02:31,155 --> 00:02:33,324 ONTO HIS TRUNK LANDED A TINY CRACK ROCK. 55 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:34,292 HE THOUGHT... 56 00:02:34,358 --> 00:02:36,727 >> I COULD SELL THIS, MAKE FIVE OR SIX BUCKS. 57 00:02:36,794 --> 00:02:39,563 >> BUT THEN HE HEARD A TINY VOICE THAT HOLLERED... 58 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:40,531 >> WHAT, WHAT?! 59 00:02:40,598 --> 00:02:42,966 >> MORTON LISTENED CLOSELY AND HELD VERY STILL. 60 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:45,936 HE COULD HEAR TINY VOICES IN THE TOWN OF WHAT-WHAT-VILLE. 61 00:02:46,003 --> 00:02:49,072 THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY WITH A DEEJAY IN THE CUT, AND EVERYBODY 62 00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:49,873 WAS YELLING... 63 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,074 >> All: WHAT, WHAT?! 64 00:02:51,141 --> 00:02:52,643 >> MORTON HAD A NEW PURPOSE. 65 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:55,813 HE FELT A NEW DRIVE -- TO HIDE THE ROCK AND KEEP THE PARTY 66 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,914 ALIVE! 67 00:02:56,981 --> 00:02:59,383 HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CAME 68 00:02:59,449 --> 00:03:01,552 FACE-TO-FACE WITH CRACKHEAD KANGAROO. 69 00:03:01,619 --> 00:03:03,220 SHE WAS SHAKING AND TWITCHING. 70 00:03:03,287 --> 00:03:04,521 HER EYELIDS WERE BLACK. 71 00:03:04,588 --> 00:03:05,289 SHE SAID... 72 00:03:05,356 --> 00:03:06,323 >> M-M-M-MORTON! 73 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:12,096 I-I-I'LL SUCK YOUR C-C-C-[BLEEP] FOR THAT CRACK! 74 00:03:12,162 --> 00:03:15,066 >> WELL, SOMETIMES AN ELEPHANT JUST HAS TO NUT. 75 00:03:15,132 --> 00:03:17,534 SO THAT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD OF... 76 00:03:17,601 --> 00:03:18,769 >> WHAT, WHAT?! 77 00:03:18,836 --> 00:03:22,206 WHAT? WHAT?! 78 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:24,508 WHAT?!! WHAT?!! 79 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:28,079 >> YOU SIT HERE TODAY AND ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, 80 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:31,215 BUT ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOUR PAPER JAMS DREW HIM TO YOUR 81 00:03:31,282 --> 00:03:32,216 SENSITIVE PARTS? 82 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:33,217 LET'S ADMIT IT. 83 00:03:33,284 --> 00:03:35,452 YOU WANTED HIM TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU! 84 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:39,156 YOU WANTED IT! 85 00:03:39,223 --> 00:03:41,758 >> MEGATRON IS DESTROYED. 86 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:43,727 THE WORLD IS SAFE. 87 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:48,132 JAZZ, MY FRIEND, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU. 88 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:49,967 >> WHAT'S THE SITCHES, BITCHES? 89 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:50,601 >> JAZZ! 90 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,103 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! 91 00:03:52,169 --> 00:03:53,737 >> TORN IN HALF, THAT'S ALL! 92 00:03:53,804 --> 00:03:54,872 WE'RE ROBOTS, MAN! 93 00:03:54,938 --> 00:03:56,941 JUST SOLDER MY ASS BACK TOGETHER! 94 00:03:57,007 --> 00:03:57,774 YEAH! 95 00:03:57,841 --> 00:04:00,511 >> SADLY, YOU DIED IN GLORIOUS BATTLE. 96 00:04:00,577 --> 00:04:01,278 >> NAH. 97 00:04:01,345 --> 00:04:03,313 IT'S JUST A MINOR SETBACK. 98 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:03,948 WAIT! 99 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:07,384 I CAN STILL TRANSFORM! 100 00:04:07,451 --> 00:04:08,085 HOLD ON! 101 00:04:08,152 --> 00:04:08,953 I'M COMING! 102 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:09,920 OW! 103 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:11,922 OH, YOU'RE TOO FAST! 104 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:12,557 OW! 105 00:04:12,623 --> 00:04:15,560 WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS! 106 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:17,161 [ GASPS ] OH, NO! 107 00:04:17,228 --> 00:04:19,129 OH, MY GOD, DOES THAT HURT! 108 00:04:19,196 --> 00:04:22,166 OW! 109 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,433 >> HEY, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 110 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,670 HOW DO YOU EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP? 111 00:04:25,736 --> 00:04:28,806 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] I PRETEND THE PEANUT BUTTER IS 112 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:32,409 YOUR SOUL, AND I SUCK IT OUT, AND THEN I CRUSH THE REMAINING 113 00:04:32,476 --> 00:04:36,547 EMPTY HUSK IN MY CRUEL, COLD FIST. 114 00:04:36,613 --> 00:04:40,117 >> ♪ WE ARE SAILING UNDERWATER-ATER-ATER ♪ 115 00:04:40,184 --> 00:04:41,986 ♪ ALL THE FISHES LOOK DELICIOUS ♪ 116 00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:43,688 ♪ COLORS, DRUGS, RAINBOWS, AND HUGS ♪ 117 00:04:43,754 --> 00:04:44,589 >> WAIT! BE QUIET! 118 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,356 SOMETHING'S SHOWING UP ON THE RADAR! 119 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:47,658 >> MAYBE IT'S RINGO'S LUNCH. 120 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:48,726 HE ATE A BIG SANDWICH. 121 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:50,227 >> I STILL HAVE SAND IN ME MOUTH. 122 00:04:50,294 --> 00:04:51,428 [ SPITS ] >> Shhhhh! 123 00:04:51,495 --> 00:04:53,330 LOOK! 124 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:54,899 >> SANDWICHES ARE ME BREAD AND BUTTER. 125 00:04:54,966 --> 00:04:55,700 >> GOOD ONE, JOHN. 126 00:04:55,766 --> 00:04:56,834 >> DAMN IT! SHUT THE HELL UP! 127 00:04:56,901 --> 00:04:59,470 IT'S A SUBMARINE FROM THE LAND OF THE BLUE MEANIES -- THE 128 00:04:59,536 --> 00:05:01,339 DREADED BLUE OCTOBER! 129 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:03,607 I'M GONNA SEND THEM A PING. 130 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:07,111 [ PING! ] >> WAS THAT...A PING? 131 00:05:07,177 --> 00:05:08,146 >> YES, SIR! 132 00:05:08,212 --> 00:05:11,415 >> YOU KNOW WE DON'T SAY "YES" IN MEANIE LAND. 133 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:12,216 >> OH, SORRY. 134 00:05:12,282 --> 00:05:12,883 NO, SIR. 135 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:14,318 SHOULD I PING THEM BACK, SIR? 136 00:05:14,384 --> 00:05:15,018 >> NO. 137 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:15,686 >> NO? 138 00:05:15,753 --> 00:05:17,721 >> NO. 139 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:20,158 I SAID "NO." 140 00:05:20,224 --> 00:05:21,159 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 141 00:05:21,225 --> 00:05:21,625 >> NO. 142 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:22,593 >> PING THEM BACK. 143 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,327 >> YES, SIR! 144 00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:24,095 I MEAN, NO, SIR. 145 00:05:24,161 --> 00:05:25,396 [ PING! ] >> THEY PINGED US BACK! 146 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:25,996 >> I KNOW. 147 00:05:26,063 --> 00:05:26,930 MY EARS ARE STILL PINGING. 148 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:27,898 >> HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 149 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:29,633 WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD? 150 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,068 >> ACID. 151 00:05:30,134 --> 00:05:30,701 >> AFTER THAT. 152 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:31,235 >> LOVE. 153 00:05:31,301 --> 00:05:32,370 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 154 00:05:32,437 --> 00:05:34,672 MAYBE THOSE MEANIES IN THE BLUE OCTOBER DON'T WANT TO 155 00:05:34,739 --> 00:05:35,839 DECLARE WAR. 156 00:05:35,906 --> 00:05:38,176 MAYBE THEY WANT TO DECLARE LOVE AND DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND. 157 00:05:38,242 --> 00:05:40,111 >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 158 00:05:40,177 --> 00:05:41,579 LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT LOVE. 159 00:05:41,646 --> 00:05:46,084 >> ♪ LOVE YOUR LOVE WITH LOVE ♪ >> THEY'RE SINGING. 160 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:49,453 MAYBE THEY KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND. 161 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,923 >> SIR, ANOTHER SUBMARINE FROM MEANIE LAND FOLLOWED US! 162 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:55,093 >> OPEN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT! 163 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,694 FIRE! 164 00:05:56,761 --> 00:05:59,430 >> ANOTHER SUBMARINE FIRED A GLOVE AT THE BLUE OCTOBER! 165 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:00,531 >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 166 00:06:00,598 --> 00:06:02,867 STEER OUR SUBMARINE STRAIGHT TOWARD THE GLOVE! 167 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,101 >> YOU'RE CRAZY! 168 00:06:04,168 --> 00:06:05,036 WE'LL ALL DIE! 169 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:05,937 >> WHO CARES? 170 00:06:06,004 --> 00:06:07,171 WE'RE JUST CARTOONS. 171 00:06:07,238 --> 00:06:08,706 >> SPOOL FEED AHEAD! 172 00:06:08,772 --> 00:06:10,942 >> SHOULD I ARM THE GLOVE, SIR? 173 00:06:11,009 --> 00:06:13,878 >> YES, YES! 174 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:17,114 NO! 175 00:06:17,181 --> 00:06:17,949 >> OOH, LOOK. 176 00:06:18,016 --> 00:06:18,582 A HOLE. 177 00:06:18,649 --> 00:06:21,018 [ ZIP! ] >> WHAT HAPPENED? 178 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:22,453 WHY DIDN'T IT EXPLODE? 179 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,054 PERISCOPE! 180 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,289 [ SQUISH! ] OHHH [BLEEP] 181 00:06:25,356 --> 00:06:27,692 [ DING! ] [ ALL CHEER ] 182 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:28,693 >> LOOK AT US! 183 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:29,961 WHIP WHIP HOORAY! 184 00:06:30,028 --> 00:06:31,028 >> HOLE IN ONE, RINGO. 185 00:06:31,095 --> 00:06:32,496 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK? 186 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:33,164 >> I DIDN'T. 187 00:06:33,231 --> 00:06:33,831 I'M ON ACID. 188 00:06:33,897 --> 00:06:34,832 >> WAY TO GO, RINGO. 189 00:06:34,898 --> 00:06:37,134 MAYBE NOW YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE GROUPIES FIRST. 190 00:06:37,201 --> 00:06:37,735 >> REALLY? 191 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:38,602 >> NO. 192 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:39,971 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I'M LAUGHING AT RINGO! 193 00:06:40,038 --> 00:06:42,106 >> IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN IT'S AT YOUR EXPENSE. 194 00:06:42,173 --> 00:06:44,375 >> I'M ON ACID. 195 00:06:44,442 --> 00:06:45,309 >> WHAT THE...? 196 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:47,611 [ SIGHS ] >> ABRACADABRA! 197 00:06:47,678 --> 00:06:49,280 >> OH! 198 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:50,147 >> PRESTO! 199 00:06:50,214 --> 00:06:50,982 >> OH. 200 00:06:51,049 --> 00:06:54,485 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, I HATE PROCESSING 201 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,387 MAGICIANS. 202 00:06:56,454 --> 00:06:58,723 >> MA, DON'T TEACH CHELSEA THAT GIRLY CRAP. 203 00:06:58,789 --> 00:07:00,057 THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES. 204 00:07:00,124 --> 00:07:01,292 HERE. 205 00:07:01,358 --> 00:07:03,928 >> OH, AND A FASHION DOLL WITH BIG WATERMELON BOOBS TEACHES THE 206 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:05,129 RIGHT LESSONS, HUH? 207 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:06,897 THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON? 208 00:07:06,964 --> 00:07:09,600 >> BARBIE IS A FREAKING RACE-CAR DRIVER THESE DAYS, MA. 209 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:12,403 SHE BUNGEE-JUMPS AND PARASAILS, AND I THINK THERE'S EVEN A 210 00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:13,871 BOMB-DISPOSAL-ROBOT ACCESSORY. 211 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:15,205 >> THANK YOU FOR THE BARBIE. 212 00:07:15,272 --> 00:07:17,074 [ CREAK ] >> GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING, 213 00:07:17,141 --> 00:07:17,942 ESPECIALLY MATH. 214 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:19,944 LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ABOUT THAT. 215 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:21,078 >> ALL RIGHT, BARBIE! 216 00:07:21,145 --> 00:07:22,914 LET'S HAVE ADVENTURES! 217 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:27,985 >> [ GASPS ] [ Voice breaking ] THAT'S HER! 218 00:07:28,052 --> 00:07:28,853 THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL! 219 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,154 >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 220 00:07:30,221 --> 00:07:33,524 >> WELL, CHELSEA'S RACE CAR HIT THE WALL AT SPEEDS IN EXCESS OF 221 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:35,460 200 MILES AN HOUR, SO -- PFFT? 222 00:07:35,526 --> 00:07:37,094 >> RACE CAR? 223 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:38,663 WHERE DID SHE GET A RACE CAR? 224 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,699 >> GIRLS THESE DAYS HAVE ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES, MA'AM. 225 00:07:41,766 --> 00:07:43,100 THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES. 226 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,435 >> SHE WAS 8 YEARS OLD! 227 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:47,071 >> AT LEAST SHE DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED, MA. 228 00:07:47,138 --> 00:07:50,007 >> [ Crying ] SHE LOVED KNITTING! 229 00:07:50,074 --> 00:07:51,041 >> YES, THAT'S LOVELY. 230 00:07:51,108 --> 00:07:53,010 NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST FILL OUT SOME FORMS. 231 00:07:53,077 --> 00:07:55,212 >> CHELSEA. 232 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:58,516 THIS IS YOUR FAULT! 233 00:07:58,582 --> 00:08:01,552 WHORE! 234 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:05,823 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS LEX LUTHOR. 235 00:08:05,890 --> 00:08:08,960 ONLY ONE THING ALIVE ON LESS THAN FOUR LEGS CAN HEAR THIS 236 00:08:09,026 --> 00:08:11,095 FREQUENCY, SUPERMAN, AND THAT'S YOU. 237 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:14,432 IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES, A POISONOUS GAS WILL FLOOD THE 238 00:08:14,499 --> 00:08:17,201 CITY, ANNIHILATING HALF OF METROPOLIS. 239 00:08:17,268 --> 00:08:20,638 IT SEEMS EXCESSIVE, BUT HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO MEET YOU, 240 00:08:20,705 --> 00:08:21,672 SUPERMAN? 241 00:08:21,739 --> 00:08:24,542 AFTER ALL, YOU'D NEVER ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO TEA. 242 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:28,179 [ KITTENS MEOWING ] BUT A DISASTER WITH CITIZENS IN 243 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:33,584 DANGER -- WELL, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO 244 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:34,619 HELP. 245 00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:39,190 >> OW! 246 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:39,623 OW! 247 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:40,591 [ LAUGHS ] OW! 248 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:41,592 [ MOANS ] OW! 249 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:42,560 [ MOANS ] OW! 250 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:43,561 [ MOANS ] OW! 251 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:44,562 [ MOANS ] OW! 252 00:08:44,629 --> 00:08:45,864 [ MOANS ] OW! 253 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:49,033 >> FLUBBER BRAND CONDOMS, ON SALE NOW! 254 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:51,135 [ ALARM BELL RINGING ] >> WHERE'S THAT NEW DRIVER YOU 255 00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:52,036 HIRED? 256 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:54,538 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 257 00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:55,806 >> I'M THE BEST! 258 00:08:55,873 --> 00:08:56,807 >> LET'S GO! 259 00:08:56,874 --> 00:08:58,209 >> THERE'S FOUR OF YOU! 260 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,110 >> WHO CARES? 261 00:08:59,176 --> 00:09:00,277 NOW DRIVE! 262 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:03,447 >> THE DEAL WAS TRANSPORTATION FOR THREE MEN WHOSE COMBINED 263 00:09:03,514 --> 00:09:05,349 WEIGHT DID NOT EXCEED 250 KILOS! 264 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,051 >> WELL, THIS IS A NEW DEAL! 265 00:09:07,118 --> 00:09:07,819 NOW DRIVE! 266 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:09,320 >> ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO! 267 00:09:09,387 --> 00:09:10,454 >> ARE YOU NUTS?! 268 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:13,090 THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! 269 00:09:13,157 --> 00:09:15,226 [ GUN COCKS ] >> THAT'S BETTER! 270 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,060 HEE-HEE! 271 00:09:16,127 --> 00:09:17,462 HERE WE GO! 272 00:09:17,528 --> 00:09:19,631 [ ENGINE REVS ] >> COME ON, MAN! 273 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,032 THEY'RE GAINING ON US! 274 00:09:21,099 --> 00:09:23,568 >> I ALWAYS COME PREPARED! 275 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,770 [ PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! ] >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 276 00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:26,638 BANANA PEELS? 277 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,539 >> WHOA! 278 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:30,074 ACTUALLY, THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE! 279 00:09:30,141 --> 00:09:31,509 >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! 280 00:09:31,575 --> 00:09:32,677 >> LOOK OUT! 281 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:34,712 [ WHOOSH! ] >> ARE THOSE GREEN TURTLES? 282 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:36,948 >> WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE GETTING SHOT! 283 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:37,582 >> NO! 284 00:09:37,648 --> 00:09:39,250 GREEN TURTLES ARE IN DANGER! 285 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:43,220 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> YAHOO! 286 00:09:43,287 --> 00:09:44,656 YAHOO! 287 00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:47,391 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO SMASH THROUGH THAT, ARE YOU? 288 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,326 >> I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M THE BEST! 289 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:51,062 YAHOO! 290 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:55,699 YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO! 291 00:10:00,939 --> 00:10:01,706 DON'T WORRY! 292 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:04,609 THEY WON'T FOLLOW US OUT HERE! 293 00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:06,578 [ SIRENS WAIL ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY 294 00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:07,612 WOULDN'T FOLLOW US! 295 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,881 >> ONCE WE'RE ACROSS THAT BRIDGE, WE'RE HOME FREE! 296 00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:11,282 >> HE'S GAINING ON US! 297 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,216 DO SOMETHING! 298 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:13,618 >> WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 299 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,086 >> HE'S GONNA CATCH US! 300 00:10:15,153 --> 00:10:16,954 USE ONE OF THE THINGS! 301 00:10:17,021 --> 00:10:18,656 >> NO! NOT THAT ONE! 302 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:22,760 THE BLUE TURTLE SHELL ALWAYS SEEKS OUT... 303 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:25,162 THE LEAD CAR. 304 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:30,067 AAAAAAAAAH! 305 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:32,604 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 306 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:34,739 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 307 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,874 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 308 00:10:36,941 --> 00:10:39,043 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 309 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:41,178 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 310 00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:43,380 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 311 00:10:43,447 --> 00:10:45,416 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 21726

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