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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> [ HUMMING ]
UGH! OH!
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I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
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I'M MELTING!
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MELTING!
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>> SORRY, GUYS. WE'RE FULL UP.
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> OH, COME ON!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> UGH!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> OH, GLASS.
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DAMN IT!
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[ GRUNTING ]
UGH!
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[ CLANG! ]
[ PANTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
UGH!
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>> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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>> SCANDAL!
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WORLD WILDLIFE FUND MANAGERS
DISCOVERED TODAY THE FUND HAS
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BEEN COMPLETELY EMPTIED.
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WHERE DID THE MONEY?
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ACCOUNTANTS ARE STRUGGLING TO
SOLVE THE MYSTERY.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
[ CHIMPS CHATTERING ]
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[ CHIMP SHRIEKS ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> $45,000 GOING ONCE, $45,000
GOING TWICE, AND SOLD TO THE
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BIDDER IN THE REAR!
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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CHIMPS SHRIEKING ]
>> THERE YOU GO, BILL GATES.
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>> OKAY, BILL GATES, THE KIDS
FROM NSYNC, RICHARD BRANSON, AND
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WHAT I GUESS IS MICHAEL JACKSON
ARE ALREADY ABOARD THE WORLD'S
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FIRST SPACE BILLIONAIRES FLIGHT.
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ANYONE MISSING?
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>> UM...THE CHINESE GUY,
LING-LING.
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OH, THIS MUST BE HIM.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ PEOPLE CHEERING ]
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
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>> COME ON. TRY.
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>> AHOY. THAR BE BOOBIES.
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>> YOU'RE RUINING IT!
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I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME, LIKE
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
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>> I THOUGHT THAT CHARACTER WAS
A CHICK.
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>> THIS IS MY FANTASY.
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TRY TO BE REALISTIC.
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[ HARP PLAYS ]
>> [ Cockney accent ] ARE YOU
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READY TO BE RAVAGED, ME LADY?
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>> IT IS QUITE HUMID SOUTH OF
THE EQUATOR, MY CAPTAIN.
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>> OH, OH, DON'T MIND THE LITTLE
STOWAWAYS, MY DARLING.
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>> EW. LICE?
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>> NO PANTENE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!
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>> [ SPITS ]
OH, MY GOD!
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>> I'VE BEEN BRUSHING MY TEETH
WITH RUM AND BRINE FOR CLOSE TO
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20 YEARS, MY LITTLE SIREN.
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PAY IT NO MIND.
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>> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR
THIS.
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>> THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU.
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I HAVEN'T A MEMORY OF ME LAST
WASH.
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YOU MIGHT FIND MY BALLS HAVE THE
SCENT OF VINEGAR FERMENTING IN
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FETA CHEESE.
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>> UGH! OH!
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I C-- I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
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>> WAIT, MY DEAR.
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IT'S HARD TO GIVE CHASE, WHAT
WITH THE HORRIFIC AND
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DEBILITATING RICKETS THAT
AFFECTED OCEAN-BOUND TRAVELERS
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OF THAT TIME!
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS
SERIOUS, THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
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IT.
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>> [ Normal voice ] WHAT?!
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YOU SAID BE REALISTIC!
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>> SIR, THE WHOLE BOAT IS RIGGED
TO EXPLODE.
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AND I FOUND THIS.
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>> GREETINGS FROM THE JOKER!
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WHY SO SERIOUS?
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ANYWAY, WE HAVE A BOAT OF
CIVILIANS AND A BOAT OF PRISON
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INMATES.
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I WILL BLOW UP BOTH BOATS AT
MIDNIGHT!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> HOWEVER, EACH BOAT HAS A
DETONATOR THAT WILL BLOW UP THE
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OPPOSITE BOAT.
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IF ONE BOAT DECIDES TO BLOW
UP THE OTHER BOAT PRIOR TO
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MIDNIGHT, I WILL NOT BLOW UP THE
BOAT THAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER
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BOAT.
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IT'S QUITE THE MORAL QUANDARY,
IS IT NOT?
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>> T-THEN LET'S VOTE ON NEITHER
BOAT BLOWING UP.
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>> NO, HE SAYS WE DECIDE!
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>> THEN I DECIDE NEITHER BOAT
BLOWS UP!
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>> WAIT, WAIT. SO WE VOTE?
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>> NO, WE -- WE JUST PRESS THE
BUTTON, I THINK.
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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WHAT DOES THIS PROVE EXACTLY?
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>> UH, MR. JOKER, SIR?
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WE CAME TO A CONSENSUS.
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WE VOTE THAT NEITHER BOAT SHOULD
BLOW UP.
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>> YEAH!
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>> VERY GOOD.
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>> THAT'S MY VOTE.
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>> THAT'S NOT A CHOICE!
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>> UH, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT
AGAIN, THEN, I GUESS.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
I WILL BLOW UP BOTH THE BOATS.
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>> MY GOD!
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>> UNLESS -- UNLESS ONE BOAT
BLOWS UP THE OTHER BOAT FIRST.
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>> UH, W-WHAT ARE THE OTHER
OPTIONS?
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>> THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS.
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>> ASK HIM WHEN BOTH BOATS BLOW
UP.
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>> MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT!
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>> ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THAT GIVES
US A GOOD 15 MINUTES.
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EVERYONE INTO THE LIFEBOATS.
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>> NO! NO LIFEBOATS!
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I SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T USE
THEM!
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>> YOU NEVER SAID THAT!
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>> I DID!
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WAY BACK IN THE BEGINNING!
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>> YOU'D BETTER GO OVER THE
RULES AGAIN.
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>> OH, FOR -- IT'S A CATCH-22!
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LOOK, THERE ARE TWO BOATS!
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AT MIDNIGHT --
>> GOOD DAY, SIR.
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>> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.
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>> YES. LET'S BEGIN.
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>> Both: HA!
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[ BIRDS' WINGS FLAPPING ]
>> UH...
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>> HMM...
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>> OH.
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>> OH.
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[ BOTH MUTTERING ]
>> Both: HA!
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>> DAMN IT!
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[ BOTH MUTTERING ]
>> THE MECHANISM.
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>> Both: HA!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> [ PANTING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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WELL, UH...
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GOOD EFFORT, SIR.
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>> WELL DONE. WELL DONE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
NOBODY CAN STOP ME!
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
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>> WON'T ANYONE SAVE US?!
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[ GASPS ]
DR. MANHATTAN!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ ZAP! ]
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>> YOU ARE SAFE NOW.
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>> MM! THANKS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
OOH. YEAH.
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>> SAFE NOW.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> HELLO?!
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TeenDream94?
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YOU HERE?
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>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT,
MR. GOLDSCHMIDT?
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>> WHAT -- WHO ARE YOU?
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>> CHRIS HANSEN, "DATELINE NBC."
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>> OH.
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WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
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WHERE'S TeenDream94?
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>> THERE IS NO TeenDream94.
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IT WAS A STING OPERATION.
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>> WHAT THE HELL?
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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I TOOK A DAY OFF OF WORK FOR
THIS!
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AND I BLEW, LIKE, HALF A TANK OF
GAS DRIVING OVER HERE!
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YOU IDIOTS BETTER REIMBURSE ME!
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>> WHAT?
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Y-YOU MUST BE JOKING.
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>> I'M A LAWYER, PAL!
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I'M SUING YOU FOR FRAUD!
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BY THE TIME I'M DONE, I'M GONNA
OWN NBC UNIVERSAL!
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>> IN THE CASE OF GOLDSCHMIDT
vs. HANSEN, NBC NEWS, AND
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NBC UNIVERSAL, JURY FINDS IN
FAVOR OF THE PREDATOR.
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>> WHAT?!
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[ HORN HONKS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> HEY, HANSEN!
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LIKE THE NEW RIDE?
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>> THAT'S MY ESCALADE!
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>> HI, DAD!
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>> BOBBY?!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
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>> JUST GIVING YOUR TEENAGE SON
A LIFT TO SOCCER PRACTICE.
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WE'LL PROBABLY TAKE THE LONG WAY
HOME.
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DON'T WAIT UP!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> AS YOU KNOW, I'M NOW MAJORITY
SHAREHOLDER OF NBC UNIVERSAL.
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THAT MEANS A CHANGE IN
PHILOSOPHY.
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LET'S SEE SOME PREDATOR-FRIENDLY
PROGRAMMING.
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ON "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," WE'RE
GONNA BE SPENDING A LOT MORE
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TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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A LOT MORE TIME!
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>> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU,
MR. GOLDSCHMIDT -- SWEATY...
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TEEN....
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BOY...
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OLYMPICS.
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>> "LAW & ORDER:
SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" WILL NOW
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BE MORE OF A COMEDY.
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[ BUZZ ]
>> SORRY, I'M NEEDED IN THE
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INTERN HAREM.
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LET'S RECONVENE IN 30.
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>> I REALLY DON'T LIKE WORKING
HERE ANYMORE.
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>> I DO!
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I'M THE EXECUTIVE WHO SECRETLY
KNOCKED UP JAMIE LYNN.
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BEST JOB EVER!
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> HEY. HERE WE GO.
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>> BAD NEWS, FELLOW ADVENTURERS.
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BARRY HAS BAILED.
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>> BUT BARRY IS OUR DUNGEON
MASTER!
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WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?!
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>> HE SAID HE HAS A DATE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
AS IF!
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I MEAN, WHO WOULD DATE BARRY?!
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>> BACK TO "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH
TILA TEQUILA."
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>> CHOOSE ME, TILA.
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CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!
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CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!
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CHOOSE ME!
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>> THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE.
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LUCKILY I HAVE BEEN SAVING AN
ADVENTURE -- A MASTERPIECE
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MONTHS IN THE DESIGN AND
PLANNING -- FOR JUST SUCH AN
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OCCASION!
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>> [ GASPS ]
AWESOME!
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>> HERE GOES.
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"YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK,
MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON!"
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>> OH, REAL ORIGINAL.
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LET ME GUESS.
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THERE'S ALSO A DRAGON IN THERE?
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>> UH! UH, OF COURSE NOT!
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NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
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A DRAGON?
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WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS YOU FIND
YOURSELVES IN A DARK,
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MYSTERIOUS, UH, MEGA DUNGEON!
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>> WHAT?!
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>> NO WAY!
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>> FOR THIS ADVENTURE, I SELECT
MY ELVEN SPELLTHIEF.
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WAIT!
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MY ELVEN BODYBUILDER SPELLTHIEF!
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>> I CHOOSE MY GOBLIN FASHION
MODEL.
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SHE HAS A RECORDING CONTRACT AND
A RECURRING ROLE IN A GOBLIN
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PRIME-TIME DRAMA.
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>> ARE THOSE BOOBS REAL OR AN
ELABORATE ILLUSION SPELL?
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00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:19,363
TO FIND OUT, I ROLL FOR "GROPE"!
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OOH, 11, A VERY SEXY NUMBER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> I CAST "TESTICULAR RUPTURE!"
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>> OHH! FIRE CROTCH!
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>> YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GRUE!
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[ GRUE ROARS ]
>> I FIRE AN ARROW!
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>> ARROWS ARE NO GOOD AGAINST
HIS LEATHERY HIDE!
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>> NO! NO!
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>> YEAH, BABY!
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INTRODUCING KING KICKASS!
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♪ EVERYONE WHO PLAYS THIS QUEER
GAME HAS TWO VAGINAS ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
THREE, TWO, ONE, AWESOME!
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[ ZAP! ]
>> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!
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>> YOUR ELF APPEARS TO HAVE
POPPED A BONER WHEN HE WITNESSED
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THE ABS OF KING KICKASS!
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>> HE DID NOT!
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY!
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>> ACTUALLY, HIS CHARACTER SHEET
APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER.
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00:10:01,305 --> 00:10:03,374
>> UM, WELL, WE DO NEED ANOTHER
PLAYER.
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00:10:03,441 --> 00:10:04,542
>> UGH!
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00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:08,379
[ PANTING ]
FINE!
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>> YOU NOW ENTER THE INNER
SANCTUM!
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00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:15,920
YOUR GOAL IS FINALLY IN SIGHT --
A TREASURE CHEST!
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00:10:15,987 --> 00:10:17,421
>> PBHT, PREDICTABLE.
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00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:21,192
>> HOWEVER, THE TREASURE CHEST
IS GUARDED BY AN OWLBEAR!
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IT COMMANDS AN ARMY OF
MONKEYBEES!
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00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:27,965
HMM, SHAKING THE DUST OFF A FEW
RELICS, I SEE.
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00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:31,536
SORRY, DUNGEON MASTER, BUT THOSE
RIDICULOUS BEES CAN'T MATCH UP
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00:10:31,602 --> 00:10:34,205
TO A TEAM OF, UH...
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00:10:34,272 --> 00:10:36,207
UH --
[ OWLBEAR ROARING ]
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00:10:36,274 --> 00:10:37,842
WHERE DID STACEY AND MUNSON GO?!
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00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:41,012
>> MUNSON SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
BANGING FINGERS IN YOUR PARENTS'
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00:10:41,079 --> 00:10:42,346
BEDROOM.
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00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,181
SHALL WE WATCH "TILA TEQUILA"?
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00:10:44,248 --> 00:10:45,517
>> YES. WANT TO BORROW A SOCK?
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>> YES.
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,799
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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