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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> AND TO ALL YOU KIDS UNDER 18
WATCHING "ROBOT CHICKEN," SHAME
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ON YOUR PARENTS!
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>> OKAY, KIDS, WHO WANTS TO
LEARN ABOUT DIFFERENT TYPES OF
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LEAVES?
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[ KEYPADS CLICKING ]
OKAY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY ON YOUR
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CELLPHONES AND TWITTER YOUR
FACEBOOKS OR WHATEVER THE HELL
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WHILE I GO SMOKE BEHIND THAT
TREE?
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SEE YA.
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[ CLICKING CONTINUES ]
>> [ Lisping ] BUT WHAT ABOUT
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THE LEAVES?
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OH, MY GOSH!
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JUST LIKE THE CLASSIC ANIME
"RANMA NIBUNNOICHI."
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WHOEVER BATHES IN THE SPRING
OF DROWNED GIRL WILL BECOME AN
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AWESOMELY SEXY LADY!
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SO, THE QUESTION IS, DO I WANT
TO BE AN AWESOMELY SEXY LADY?
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HMM.
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[ HARP PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOSH!
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I'VE GOT [GASPS]
AND I'VE [GASPS]
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AND THIS IS [GASPS]
THESE ARE M-- OH, IT FEELS SO
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GOOD TO THE HAND!
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>> THAT WILL BE $68.50.
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[ GASPS ]
BY WHICH I MEAN "FREE."
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>> WHAT WONDERFUL POWERS!
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HEE HEE!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
ANY TOMBS YOU'D LIKE TO RAID?
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THE FRANK MILLER ONE, NOT THE
JENNIFER GARNER ONE.
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THIS MAY BE YOUR FINAL FANTASY.
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HOW ABOUT A LOOK AT THESE
JEWELS, BATMAN?
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♪ OH, SHE-SHOO SHE-SHOO ♪
HELLO, LADIES.
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YES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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JUST ANOTHER GIRL.
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OH, GOSH!
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THESE ARE SO HEAVY!
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>> OH, LET US HELP YOU!
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>> THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!
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YOU'RE REALLY HELPING, GIRLS.
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AHH G-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.
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>> HEY, DOESN'T HOT WATER TURN
RANMA INTO A BOY AGAIN?
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>> HEY!
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YEAH!
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>> EW!
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>> OHH!
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>> GROSS!
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>> WELL, IT'S STILL SKIN-ON-SKIN
CONTACT.
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WHOOPEE!
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YES, I DO WANT TO BE AN
AWESOMELY SEXY LADY!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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MAMMARIZE ME, FORCES OF THE
UNIVERSE!
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SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
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>> AND, TRAGICALLY, THIS IS
WHERE A YOUNG LADY DROWNED MANY
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YEARS AGO.
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>> WAS SHE HOT?
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>> THE BROCHURE SAYS SHE WAS
400 POUNDS WITH A CLUB FOOT AND
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CHRONIC FLATULENCE.
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SO...NO.
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ANYWAY, BACK ON THE BUS,
EVERYBODY!
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MOVE IT AROUND.
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>> Oh, no.
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>> HEY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW
GIRL!
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MY NAME'S KAITLYN!
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>> [ FARTS ]
>> EW!
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>> DANG IT.
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[ FARTING CONTINUES ]
>> AAH!
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♪ HOW HOW HOW HOW ♪
I STUBBED MY TOE.
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[ WHALES SINGING ]
>> OH, NO!
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YOU POOR WHALE!
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[ WHALE SINGING ]
[ SYNTHESIZERS PLAYING ]
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>> ♪ MASK! ♪
♪ NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S UNDERNEATH
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THEIR MASK CHARADE ♪
♪ MASK! ♪
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♪ WHAT'S UNDERNEATH ARE DUDES
WITH REGULAR FACES ♪
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♪ MASK! ♪
♪ HELICOPTERS THAT TURN INTO
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SMALLER HELICOPTERS ♪
♪ MASK! ♪
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♪ CARS OPEN THEIR DOORS, WHICH
SORT OF MAKES THEM AIRPLANES ♪
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♪ MASK! ♪
>> WHOSE MASK IS THIS?
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WHY DO WE CALL THESE "MASKS," BY
THE WAY?
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THIS IS A HELMET, NOT A MASK.
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>> [ SNICKERING ]
>> ♪ MASK! ♪
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♪ DO THEY KNOW "COMMAND" DOESN'T
START WITH A "K"? ♪
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♪ MASK! ♪
♪ THE THINGS THEY TURN INTO ARE
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WORSE THAN THEY WERE BEFORE ♪
♪ MASK! ♪
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♪ DO THEY SELL THE GAS TO
THEMSELVES? ♪
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♪ MASK! ♪
♪ THE SHOW APPEARS TO TAKE PLACE
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IN ARIZONA OR MAYBE RURAL
NEVADA ♪
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♪ MASK! ♪
>> YES, KIM KARDASHIAN, SOON MY
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PLAN WILL COME TO FRUITION.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Yes.
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>> THE EXCITEMENT OF
"THE BLACK HOLE" NOW ON DVD!
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
DON'T MISS ALL THE ACTION!
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ON SALE NOW!
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ACTION!
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>> [ GROWLING ]
>> [ GIGGLING ]
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>> Don't throw it to me.
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Don't throw it to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, not to me.
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Don't throw it to me.
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>> [ GIGGLING ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS,
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CROWD CHEERING ]
[ MUSIC SWELLS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ CROWD BOOING ]
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
[ AIR WHISTLING ]
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>> [ GROWLING ]
[ ROARS ]
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>> AW! [ SNORTS ]
TWO FOR FLINCHING!
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>> THEY DON'T HURT.
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SEE?
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>> MIGHTY MOUSE!
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM?
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>> HE [BLEEP] MY SISTER!
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>> SLOW AND EASY, MAX.
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WE DON'T WANT TO TWIST ANOTHER
PIPE.
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>> WHATCHA DOIN'?
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>> WHOA!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> WHOA!
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SO...
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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>> WE'RE GONNA DROP A NUKE DOWN
THIS HOLE AND BLOW UP THE
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ASTEROID SO IT DOESN'T HIT OUR
PLANET AND KILL EVERYONE.
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>> THAT'S WEIRD!
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>> WHY?
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>> WELL, MY DAD AND HIS TEAM ARE
DOING THE SAME THING ON THAT
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PLANET SO IT DOESN'T HIT US.
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>> HIT YOU?
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YOU'RE THE ONE HURTLING TOWARDS
US!
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>> IT'S ALL RELATIVE, REALLY,
OBJECTS IN SPACE, AND BLAH,
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BLAH, BLAH.
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I JUST CAME UP TO WATCH THE
SHOW.
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IT SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE.
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>> FRANKEN BERRY IS PART OF THIS
NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
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[ SPITTING AND COUGHING ]
[ DIALING ]
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>> HELLO?
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>> FRANKENSTEIN'S GOT HIS OWN
CEREAL?!
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>> I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE COUNT CHOCULA COMMERCIAL?
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>> [ SPITS ]
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!
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[ Telephone beeps ]
HAND ON A SEC.
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HELLO?
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>> AH-WHO-O-O-O-O DO THEY THINK
THEY ARE?!
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>> I KNOW!
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YOU'RE WATCHIN' THE
FRANKEN BERRY COMMERCIAL, RIGHT?
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>> NO. BOO BERRY.
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>> [ SPITS ]
WHO THE HELL IS BOO BERRY?!
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THAT DOES IT!
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I'M MAKING MY OWN CEREAL!
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BABOON.
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COCOON.
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FAFOON.
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LEGUME.
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NANOOM.
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AHA!
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>> TAKE TWO-O-O-O-O!
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[ SLATE CLICKS ]
>> I'M FRIGHTENED...
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THAT I WON'T FIND A DELICIOUS
TREAT TO SNACK ON!
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>> WHY NOT TURN THOSE CHILLS
INTO THRILLS?
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>> [ GASPS ] THE CREATURE WITH
THE BLACK MACAROONS?!
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>> AND THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR
SNACKIN'!
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DIP THEM IN A LAGOON OF MILK TO
MAKE THEM PART OF THIS
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NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
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HOPE, HOPE, HOPE, HOPE!
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BLACK MACAROONS?
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FREE SAMPLES.
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STRAIGHT FROM THE LAGOON.
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MA'AM, WOULD YOU -- OKAY.
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SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME
FRESH -- MA'AM, COULD I INTEREST
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YOU IN A -- [BLEEP] YOU.
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SIR, THEY'RE BLACK, LIKE Y--
SORRY.
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SORRY.
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BLACK MACAROONS?
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[ CHEWING LOUDLY ]
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH "LEGUMES."
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>> WRITERS, WELCOME BACK TO THE
THIRD SEASON OF
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"STAR TREK: NEXT GENERATION."
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AS YOU KNOW, THE FANS HATE
WIL WHEATON'S CHARACTER,
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WESLEY CRUSHER, AND IT'S
STARTING TO GET DANGEROUS.
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>> DANGEROUS HOW, MR. BERMAN?
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[ CLICK ]
>> WOW, THAT BILLBOARD COMPANY
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WILL PRINT ANYTHING.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> BIG AL'S BIG-ASS BILLBOARDS.
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SURE, LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.
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"PEPSI MAKES YOU PISS BLOOD."
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GOT IT.
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DR. PEPPER GETTIN' AGGRESSIVE.
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BIG AL LIKES IT.
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>> SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT IT?
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>> WE COULD FIRE WIL WHEATON?
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>> CAN'T!
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HIS CONTRACT IS IRONCLAD AND
DIPPED IN GOLD, HAD ALL THAT
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"STAND BY ME" HEAT.
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WE MADE SOME FOOLISH CHOICES.
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>> OH, I KNOW!
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LET'S INTRODUCE A CHARACTER SO
BAD, IT'LL MAKE WESLEY CRUSHER
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LOOK GOOD!
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>> GENIUS!
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>> UH, WE COULD JUST MAKE WESLEY
BETTER?
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>> YOU! OUT!
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NOW!
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[ BEEPING ]
>> SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!
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LET'S HAVE FUN, WESLEY!
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SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!
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>> DARN IT, SNIRKLES, I CAN'T
HAVE FUN RIGHT NOW!
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I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO!
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>> [ GIGGLES ] SOMEONE NEEDS A
SPACE BANJO SONG!
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♪ AH AHH ♪
>> SNIRKLES, NO!
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[ BANJO PLAYING ]
♪ SNIRKLES SNIRKLE BANJO SONG ♪
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♪ WE'LL HAVE FUN THE WHOLE DAY
LONG ♪
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♪ LISTEN AND YOU'LL SMILE SOON ♪
♪ SNIRKLE SNIRKLE BANJO TUNE ♪
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HEE HEE HEE!
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SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!
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>> SNIRKLE-E-E-E-E-E-S!
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[ CLICK ]
>> UH-OH.
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>> ANY, UH, LAST WORDS?
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>> YES, PLEASE! THANK YOU!
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TELL MY WIFE...
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE DOING THAT.
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>> JOHN CENA WAS SUPPOSED TO
CHALLENGE ME FOR THIS
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CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT.
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BUT APPARENTLY, HE GOT LOST ON
HIS WAY HERE!
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[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> THAT IS A LOAD OF BULL!
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WE SAW TRIPLE H LET THE AIR OUT
OF JOHN CENA'S TIRES!
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DAMN HIM!
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>> I GUESS IF NOBODY'S MAN
ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME, I'LL
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JUST TAKE MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND GO HOME!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> IT'S HER! IT'S HER!
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DAKOTA FANNING IS IN THE
BUILDING, AND, MAN, SHE LOOKS
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PISSED!
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>> AND LET'S NOT FORGET THAT
DAKOTA'S NEW MOVIE, "WISHMAGIC:
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THE HORSE THAT WROTE POEMS,"
OPENS FRIDAY IN THEATERS ACROSS
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THE COUNTRY!
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>> I THOUGHT I WAS HERE TO TALK
ABOUT "WISHMAGIC: THE HORSE THAT
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WROTE POEMS," BUT, APPARENTLY,
SOME SON OF A BITCH HAD TO GO
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AND RUN HIS MOUTH!
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HYAH!
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UNH! UNH! UNH!
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>> IT'S ON!
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IT'S ON NOW!
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TRIPLE H IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!
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>> HERE COMES THE GOOD PART!
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UNH!
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>> THE DAKOTA-NATOR!
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THE DAKOTA-NATOR!
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THIS MATCH IS OVER IF SHE CAN
PIN HIM IN THE RING!
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IT'S JOHN CENA!
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>> HE MUST WANT A PIECE OF
TRIPLE H, TOO!
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>> AAH!
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>> OHH, IT'S A DAMN DOUBLE
CROSS!
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JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H MUST
HAVE SET UP DAKOTA FANNING FROM
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THE BEGINNING!
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>> OH, DAMN THEM!
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DAMN THEM!
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"WISHMAGIC: THE HORSE THAT WROTE
POEMS" OPENS FRIDAY!
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DAMN THEM TO HELL!
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BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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>> "WISHMAGIC: THE HORSE THAT
WROTE POEMS" OPENS FRIDAY IN
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