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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> NICE WANG!
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[ BALLOON SQUEAKS ]
>> NICE POODLE!
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[ BALLOON SQUEAKS ]
>> NICE PRETZEL!
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>> COME ON, HONEY.
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THE RED WINGS GAME IS ON.
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>> NO, DAD.
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I'M WATCHING "INUYASHA."
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>> KAGOME, YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO
KIKYO.
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>> INUYASHA, I AM JUST A
SCHOOLGIRL.
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>> CURSE KAEDE'S MAGIC!
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WITHOUT THE JEWEL OF THE FOUR
SOULS, I'LL NEVER BECOME A FULL
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DEMON!
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>> WHAT...
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THE...
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[BLEEP]
>> DAD, SHUSH!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
>> KIKYO SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW
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WHEN I TRIED TO STEAL THE JEWEL.
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>> I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE
JEWEL.
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>> I'M NOT A DOG, ALTHOUGH I DO
LIFT MY LEG TO PEE SOMETIMES.
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>> YOU DO INDEED LOOK LIKE A
DOG.
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SIT, BOY.
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ODDLY ENOUGH, I ALSO LIFT MY LEG
TO PEE, ALTHOUGH YOU WOULDN'T
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THINK SO.
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>> NOW THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE.
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>> WAIT, IT'S OVER?
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WHEN'S IT ON AGAIN?
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>> AH, STUPID ADULT SWIM ONLY
PLAYS IT ON SATURDAYS NOW.
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>> WHAT?!
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I'M NOT WAITING A WHOLE [BLEEP]
WEEK TO FIND OUT WHETHER
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INUYASHA AND KAGOME GET
TOGETHER!
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COME ON!
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[BLEEP]
BEST BUY'S CLOSED.
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MAYBE TARGET'S STILL OPEN.
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>> DAD, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY
WEIRDING ME OUT.
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DAD, I WANT TO WATCH
"GOSSIP GIRL."
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>> SHH! "INUYASHA'S" ON!
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>> I KNOW IT'S ON!
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YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE DVDs
FOR EIGHT HOURS!
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>> HONEY, DID YOU GO TO WORK
TODAY?
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>> YEP.
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>> NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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>> I MEANT MY LIFE'S WORK.
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>> DO YOU LIKE THE MEAT LOAF,
DEAR?
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>> I'M PRETENDING IT'S DEMON
FOOD, SINCE I'M HALF-DEMON.
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[ CREAKING ]
>> [ Moaning ] OH, BARRY.
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>> CALL ME "INUYASHA."
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>> YES, INUYASHA!
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>> YEAH, KAGOME!
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I'M GIVING IT TO YOU, KAGOME!
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>> DO ME, INUYASHA!
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>> OH, I'M DOING YOU, KAGOME!
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>> [ GROANS ]
>> HONEY, THE RED WINGS ARE ON.
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>> DAD, PLEASE JUST LET ME WATCH
"GOSSIP GIRL."
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>> OOH, WHO'S THAT?
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IS THAT BOY GOING STEADY WITH
THAT GIRL?
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I COULD REALLY GET INTO THIS
SHOW.
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>> AAH!
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>> ...WITH TWO MINUTES LEFT...
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>> AND DAD WINS.
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[ BUZZER ]
>> I'M HUNGRY, GIVING TREE.
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>> TAKE ONE OF MY APPLES, GARY.
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>> THANKS.
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IT'S HOT, TOO.
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[ CREAKING ]
MM, A LITTLE -- LITTLE TO THE
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RIGHT.
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I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME, AND SHE
SAID YES, GIVING TREE.
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WE ARE GONNA NEED A HOUSE.
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>> PROBABLY.
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>> SO, CAN I, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
MAYBE, UH...
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>> TAKE MY BRANCHES?
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>> THANKS!
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>> WAIT, THAT WAS A QUESTION,
NOT A STATEMENT!
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OH! THAT'S MY LEFT BRANCH!
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THAT HURTS!
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>> GIVING TREE, MY FAMILY HAS
GROWN.
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I WANT TO ADD AN ADDITION TO MY
HOUSE.
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>> AH, GOOD FOR YOU.
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>> [ Singsong voice ] COME ON.
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YOU'RE THE GIVING TREE.
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>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.
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>> GREAT!
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>> WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW I'VE
BEEN HAVING TERMITE PROBLEMS.
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>> OH, REALLY?
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>> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, MY
COUSIN ACROSS THE FIELD IS
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ANOTHER GIVING TREE.
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>> OH, THANKS.
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YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIVING TREE.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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YOU'RE ANOTHER GIVING TREE?
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I JUST WANT TO GET -- OW!
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WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF MY
PANTS?!
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>> DID I SAY GIVING TREE?
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I MEANT RAPING TREE.
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BUT I'M SURE HE'LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING, LIKE A BIG, THICK
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STICK UP YOUR FAT ASS.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> OH, LOOK, KIDS.
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LUCKY HAD A LITTER OF KITTENS.
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>> MM. CONGRATULATIONS.
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[ SNIFFS ]
ANYONE GOING TO FREAK IF I EAT
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THE AFTERBIRTH?
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>> AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.
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>> THUNDER!
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THUNDER!
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THUNDER!
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>> AND NOW SPORTS.
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>> SO, YOU SEE, NO ONE STABBED
YOU IN THE VAGINA, PUNKY.
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YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW.
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ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
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>> I GUESS IT IS, HENRY. THANKS.
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>> WELL, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WITH
THE DOOR LOCKED.
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>> I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE!
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READY FOR ANOTHER MAGICAL
ADVENTURE?!
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>> MM, NOT TODAY, GLOMER.
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>> DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR
RAINBOWS IN THE MARSHMALLOW
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CLOUDS?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE,
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GLOMER.
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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE
MALL.
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>> CAN I STAY OUT HERE?
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IT'S DARK IN THE CLOSET.
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>> HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET, GLOMER!
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> OH, MY GOD, AND DID YOU SEE
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HOW RICKY LOOKED AT ME?
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EEEEEE! HE'S SO CUTE!
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>> PLEASE, PUNKY.
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>> UGH! I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
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WHAT?!
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>> [ COUGHS ]
IF I MAKE YOU A POT OF GOLD, CAN
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I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HIM!
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>> [ Whimpering ] SO HUNGRY.
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>> AH, WHY AREN'T THEY GROWING?
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[ DING! ]
>> PUNKY, IS THAT YOU?
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>> RICKY SAID I WAS FLAT,
GLOMER.
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I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME BOOBS.
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>> YOU KILLED ME, PUNKY.
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I'LL NEVER SEE CHAUNDOON AGAIN.
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I'M DYING.
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>> NOT BEFORE YOU MAKE MY CHEST
BIGGER!
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YOU HEAR ME, GLOMER?!
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GLOMER!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
[ WARBLES ]
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>> YES!
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WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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>> CHOKE ON IT, BITCH.
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HENRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-!
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>> HI.
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I'M LOOKING FOR MY BLIND DATE.
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HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A YELLOW
FACE WITH A RED MASK.
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SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY SEXY.
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>> AHH, AN EVENING DEVOID OF
NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES.
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>> WELL, HEY THERE, KINGSY!
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>> AAH! DEAN KOONTZ?
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>> THAT'S ME.
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HOPE YOU LIKE CHILLS OF THAT
CALIBER 'CAUSE OLD KOONTZY JUST
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BOUGHT A PLACE DOWN THE ROAD.
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OF COURSE, IT AIN'T QUITE AS
NICE AS YOUR HOUSE --
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FOUNDATION'S A LITTLE CREAKY,
DOESN'T REALLY HOLD WATER, BUT
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SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, RIGHT?
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OOH, GOT AN iPOD, EH?
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OLD KOONTZY WENT WITH THE
ZUNE -- ALMOST AS GOOD, NOT
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QUITE AS WELL-REVIEWED, DOESN'T
QUITE GET THE SHELF SPACE AN
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iPOD DOES, BUT IT COSTS THE
SAME, WHICH IS WEIRD.
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>> YEAH.
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>> ALWAYS ROOM FOR SECOND-BEST,
I SAY.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
SO, YOU GOT A CAR THAT LOOKS
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JUST LIKE CHRISTINE?
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A LOT OF ICONIC IMAGES IN YOUR
BOOKS, BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
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ALL THAT.
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OLD KOONTZY TAKES THE BUS -- NOT
QUITE AS FUN GETTING FROM "A" TO
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"B," BUT IT'S AN EASY RIDE.
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>> HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHERE I
LIVE?
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>> HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A
KOONTZY/KING COLLABO?
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"KOONTZY AND KING" -- THAT'S GOT
A NICE RING TO IT.
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>> THIS CONVERSATION'S OVER.
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>> NOW, HOLD ON, KINGSY.
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YOU JUST LET OLD KOONTZY WORRY
ABOUT THE ENDING.
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I DON'T WANT THE KOONTZY/KING
COLLABO ENDING WITH A GIANT
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FRICKIN' SPIDER.
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>> OH, IT WON'T.
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> LOOKS LIKE YOUR EVIL CAR
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KILLED ANOTHER ONE, MR. KING.
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>> WHAT A TRAGEDY.
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WE'VE LOST ONE OF AMERICA'S...
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AUTHORS.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO USE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT
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THE SUPERNATURAL, RIGHT,
OFFICERS?
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>> OF COURSE, MR. KING.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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[ DING! ]
>> [ FARTING LOUDLY ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WELCOME TO "AMERICAN
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GLADIATORS: CROSSING THE
BORDER."
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OUR CONTESTANT TODAY IS PABLO.
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IF YOU GET PAST THE GLADIATORS
AND BUST THROUGH THE WALL AT THE
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FAR END, WELL, BROTHER, THEN
YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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>> BUENO.
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>> IS THE CONTESTANT READY?
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>> Sí.
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>> ARE THE GLADIATORS READY?
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>> READY!
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>> LET'S DO IT!
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>> GO!
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>> YOU HAD THIS COMING!
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>> LET'S DO IT!
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>> AY, MADRE DE DIOS.
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>> I'M A PRO!
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>> LET'S DO IT!
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>> OHH!
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MI SACO DE AMOR --
HAY ESTALLADO.
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>> LET'S DO IT!
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>> OHH!
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>> YEAH, DON'T THROW THAT BALL!
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I DON'T PLAY FETCH, MAN!
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>> I'M SORRY, AMIGO.
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YOU FOUGHT WELL, BUT YOU JUST
WEREN'T UP TO SNUFF AGAINST THE
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AMERICAN GLADIATORS.
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>> SI.
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>> SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEND
YOU BACK HOME.
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HASTA LUEGO.
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BRING IT OUT, BOYS!
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THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
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WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON
"AMERICAN GLADIATORS: CROSSING
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THE BORDER."
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>> [ SHOUTS ]
>> I LOVE GEOGRAPHY DAY.
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I GOT ITALY.
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>> I GOT RUSSIA.
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>> I GOT IRAQ.
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>> [ Morgan Freeman's voice ] A
JOKER CAME TO ARKHAM ASYLUM IN
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THE SUMMER OF AUGHT NINE.
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I KNOW AS MUCH BECAUSE I
REMEMBER THINKING, "THAT IS THE
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WHITEST SON OF A BITCH I HAVE
EVER SEEN."
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HE HAD A FUNNY WAY ABOUT HIM --
NOT "HA HA" FUNNY, MORE
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"STAB STAB" FUNNY.
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>> WELCOME BACK TO ARKHAM'S
TOP 40.
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THE RIDDLER WRITES, "JOKER, CAN
YOU PLEASE PLAY
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'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?'"
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Over loudspeaker ] WELL,
RIDDLER, HERE'S YOUR DEATH-ROW
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DEDICATION.
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>> YES!
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>> HE EVEN FOUND A WAY TO FOOL
THE SODOMITES.
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>> COME HERE, JOKER.
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I'M GONNA FILL THAT BALLOON UP
REAL GOOD.
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>> AND DESPITE APPEARANCES, WE
BECAME FRIENDS.
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>> I HEAR YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN
GET THINGS.
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>> WELL, THAT DEPENDS.
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00:08:27,712 --> 00:08:30,548
>> I NEED A LARGE POSTER OF
PHYLLIS DILLER.
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>> THAT MAY TAKE TIME.
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>> TIME'S THE ONE THING I'VE
GOT.
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WELL, THAT AND DEMENTIA.
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00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:41,192
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> SCARECROW, CHECK.
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TWO-FACE, CHECK.
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JOKER...
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JOKER, YOU BETTER BE SICK OR
DEAD IN THERE, I [BLEEP] YOU
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NOT!
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00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:51,435
>> I REMEMBER THINKING IT WOULD
TAKE A MAN 100 YEARS TO TUNNEL
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OUT OF ARKHAM.
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>> WHAT THE HELL?!
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>> THE JOKER DID IT IN JUST TWO
DAYS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
CLEARLY, I GOTS TROUBLE WITH THE
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MATH.
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00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:04,616
>> THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE THROUGH
THE SEWER LINE, HUH, JOKER?!
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00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,417
NOT WITH THE BATMAN ON YOUR
TAIL.
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00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,453
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
OH, IT SMELLS LIKE
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"BATMAN FOREVER"!
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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
SUCKER!
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>> BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW WAS
THAT THE JOKER HADN'T ACTUALLY
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LEFT YET.
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>> BUFFALO WINGS, DO YOUR THING.
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[ EXCRETING LOUDLY ]
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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>> UH, HELLO, THERE'S A MAN DOWN
HERE.
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PLEASE DON'T FLUSH ANYTHING FOR
A WHILE.
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>> OO-O-O-O-O-H-WEE!
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FORGET ABOUT THE GREEN MILE!
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TRY WALKING THE BROWN MILE!
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
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[ CHOKING ]
>> BATMAN CRAWLED THROUGH A
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RIVER OF [BLEEP] 500 YARDS LONG.
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I REMEMBER THINKING THAT WAS
PROBABLY THE LENGTH OF FIVE
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PING-PONG TABLES.
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00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,664
AGAIN, NOT SO GOOD WITH THE
MATH.
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I REMEMBER THINKING YOU'D HAVE
TO BE PRETTY INSANE TO PLAY A
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JOKE LIKE THAT ON THE BATMAN.
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>> OH, COME ON!
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00:10:00,571 --> 00:10:04,241
>> THEN AGAIN, I REMEMBER
THINKING THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN
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00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:05,342
FUNNY.
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00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:07,879
[ MANIACAL LAUGH ECHOING ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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