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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> ♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪
>> THE STRAWBERRIES TASTE LIKE
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STRAWBERRIES.
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THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE
SNOZZBERRIES.
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>> EW! PBHT!
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THESE CARROTS TASTE MUSKY.
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>> OUT! DAMN OOMPA-LOOMPAS!
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>> HELLO, MY DEAR.
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>> HELLO, FATHER.
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>> AND WHAT DOES THE DAY HAVE IN
STORE FOR YOU TODAY?
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>> WELL, I WANTED TO PLAY
HOPSCOTCH, BUT MARIE WANTS TO
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PLAY SKIPPING.
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>> DIDN'T YOU PLAY HOPSCOTCH
YESTERDAY?
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>> YES, AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
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>> WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, SKIPPING
CAN BE JUST AS MUCH FUN.
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>> BABAR, THE REVOLUTION HAS
BEGUN!
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>> OH, YOU HEATHENS!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
FOLLOW ME!
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RUN! RUN!
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UNHAND HER!
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>> VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
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>> [ TRUMPETS ]
>> NO, NO, NO!
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>> AAH!
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>> SAVE US.
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[ TRUMPETS ]
>> AAH!
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ANY LAST WORDS?
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>> [ TRUMPETS ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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UM, LISTEN, I KNOW THINGS GOT A
LITTLE CRAZY LAST NIGHT, BUT I'D
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REALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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>> OH, GOSH!
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UH, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY BUSY
WITH SCHOOL AND STUFF.
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>> OH, SURE, SURE, YEAH.
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I'M VERY BUSY, TOO.
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UM, BUT, I MEAN, I-I'VE
SLIME-VIOLATED A LOT OF ORIFICES
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WITH A LOT OF HOTTIES IN MY DAY,
AND -- AND, UM, YOU KNOW, LAST
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NIGHT WAS THE FIRST TIME IT
REALLY MEANT ANYTHING TO ME.
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SO, UM, MAYBE...
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YOU...
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MAYBE WE'LL GO...SEE A MOVIE OR
SOMETHING.
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>> OKAY, LOOK, I'LL BE HONEST.
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THERE IS NO WAY MY DAD WILL LET
ME DATE A TENTACLE MONSTER.
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>> I'm saying that I think I
love you!
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>> WOW!
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ALL RIGHT!
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UH, I HAVE HOMEWORK, SO TAKE
CARE OF YOURSELF, OKAY?
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>> OH! STUPID!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> MARY LOU!
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LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE FOR THE
PAPER!
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[ SCREAMING ]
>> AN AVERAGE TEENAGE BOY BITTEN
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BY A RADIOACTIVE WHITE-TAILED
DEER.
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HIS LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE BY
LEAPS AND BOUNDS.
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>> HUH.
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YEAH! YEAH!
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YEAH!
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>> I'M A MUGGER!
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GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
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UGH!
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>> KID VENISON!
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TO BE A HERO, HE'LL RISK
EVERYTHING HE HOLDS "DEAR."
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>> YOU'RE VERY DIFFERENT,
PERRY -- LIKE, SKITTISH.
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>> HA! THAT'S ABSURD.
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>> [ BACKFIRES ]
>> AAH!
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>> KID VENISON!
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>> NOW IT'S TIME TO POACH SOME
POACHERS.
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[ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ]
>> KID VENISON!
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>> HEY, BOY, PULL MY FINGER.
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[ FARTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ FARTING CONTINUES ]
WHOA!
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LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!
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LET GO! LET GO!
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WHOA!
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>> HEY, DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
BUD BUNDY'S UP TO RIGHT NOW?
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[ LAUGHS ]
DAVID [BLEEP] FAUSTINO, BRO!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> I TOLD YOU WE'D LIBERATE
PAKISTAN, SAMIR.
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BUT FIRST I HAD TO LIBERATE YOUR
HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> David, baby.
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It's your agent.
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Listen, Apatow wants you for the
lead in his new movie.
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>> PASS.
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I'M ALREADY PLAYING A LEAD.
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THE MOVIE IS DEMOCRACY.
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MY CHARACTER -- PATRIOTISM.
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>> MMM.
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THANKS FOR DINNER, BABY.
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HOPE YOU LEFT ROOM TO NURSE.
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>> YEAH, YOU TOO, DOLL.
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I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOUTH.
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>> BOOGIE-BOOGIE!
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>> OOH! O.J. SIMPSON?!
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>> GONNA GET CUT, BITCH.
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>> [ CRYING ]
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> EXCUSE ME.
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IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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>> OH, SURE.
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HELP YOURSELF.
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>> WOMEN, HUH?
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CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM.
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OR CAN YOU?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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>> MY JESSICA'S A CHEATING
BITCH, BUT I COULD NEVER KILL
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HER.
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I'D BE THE PRIME SUSPECT.
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>> I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
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>> BUT IF WE KILL EACH OTHER'S
WIVES, JEEPERS!
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IT WOULD BE THE P-P-P-PERFECT
CRIME!
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>> WELL, NICE TALKING TO YOU,
I GUESS, BUT I REALLY MUST BE
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GOING.
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>> OH, I GOT YOU.
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>> WHAT?
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>> I GOT YOU.
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>> NICOLE!
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I BROUGHT YOU YOUR CHILD
SUPPORT.
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I KNOW IT'S A FEW WEEKS EARLY,
BUT YOU KNOW HOW COMPLETELY NOT
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BITTER I AM ABOUT THE DIVORCE.
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>> OH, HEY, THERE!
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>> OH, MY!
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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>> WHAT DID I DO?
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WE HAD A DEAL.
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NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO KILL MY
WIFE.
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>> I CAN'T TAKE THE LIFE OF
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
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>> P-P-P-PLEASE?
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>> NO!
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>> B-B-B-BUT WE HAD A DEAL, SEE?
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YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN
I'M STEAMED!
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[ STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS ]
TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE, OR IT'S
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CURTAINS FOR YOU!
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>> OH, NO!
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>> ...TO NURSE.
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>> YEAH, YOU TOO, DOLL.
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I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOUTH.
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>> BOOGIE-BOOGIE!
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>> OOH! O.J. SIMPSON?!
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>> GONNA GET CUT, BITCH!
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>> [ CRYING ]
>> IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF
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TOWN.
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YOUR HUSBAND'S TRYING TO KILL
YOU.
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>> DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
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I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOUR
KIND.
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>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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>> REAL PEOPLE!
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I MEANT REAL PEOPLE!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
YOU KILLER! DIE!
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DIE, YOU KILLIN' KILLER!
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TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
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AND SOME OF THIS!
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OOH, YEAH!
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HEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN
YOU SQUEEZE THE JUICE.
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>> SO, WHEN YOU SAID, "YOU GONNA
GET CUT, BITCH," IT WAS A
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WARNING, NOT A THREAT?
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>> YOU GOT IT!
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>> WHY'D YOU HAVE TO CALL HER A
BITCH?
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>> AND THAT'S HOW I TRACKED DOWN
YOUR GAMMY'S REAL KILLER.
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>> [ CRYING ]
>> SOMETHING MUST HAVE SPOOKED
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THE BOY.
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>> OH, HE CAN JUST SENSE EVIL.
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THAT'S ALL.
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>> THERE'S BEEN A HORRIBLE
ACCIDENT.
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>> OSCAR, BRING YOUR SHOVEL AND
A CAN OF GASOLINE.
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>> NO, I WANT YOU TO REBUILD
HER, LIKE YOU DID ME.
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>> STEVE, YOUR BIONICS COST US
$6 MILLION.
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WE CAN'T JU--
>> COME ON!
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YOU HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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YOU SAY IT ALL THE TIME.
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"STEVE, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."
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YOU WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
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>> AH [BLEEP] IT.
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PUT HER ON THE TABLE.
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>> HA! GREAT!
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NOW, WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, I
HAD A FEW IDEAS MYSELF.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
>> NOW, JAMIE, DON'T BE ALARMED.
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WE'VE REBUILT YOU.
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YOU ARE NOW A BIONIC WOMAN!
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>> WAIT.
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WAIT.
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DID YOU GIVE ME BREAST IMPLANTS?
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>> OH, UH, THAT'S WHERE WE PUT
YOUR BATTERIES.
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STEVE SAID YOU HAD ROOM TO
SPARE.
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[ WHIRRING ]
>> MY -- MY ARM.
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I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM!
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>> RELAX, RELAX.
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IT'S NOW COMPLETELY ROBOTIC.
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LET ME JUST FIRE IT UP FOR YOU.
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>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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>> OH, STEVE SAID YOUR ARM GETS
TIRED WHEN YOU...POLISH STUFF.
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>> WE ALSO REINFORCED YOUR
KNEES.
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YOU COULD BE ON THEM FOR HOURS
WITHOUT GETTING SORE.
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>> I WANT TO TALK TO STEVE!
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>> RIGHT HERE, BABY.
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RIGHT HERE.
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OH, WOW!
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GREAT JOB, GOLDMAN!
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OHH, DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FIX HER
NOSE, HUH?
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>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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YOU MADE ME INTO A MONSTER!
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>> OHH!
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HEY, IS SHE ON THE RAG?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TIE HER
TUBES.
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>> I'LL [BLEEP] KILL YOU!
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
>> OH, GOD!
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I'VE SPENT MY LIFE CREATING
BIONIC FRANKENSTEINS.
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NOW THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER
FOOT.
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>> WE'RE ALIVE, BUT WE'LL BE
MORE MACHINE THAN MAN.
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THE IRONY IS -- WELL, IT'S
PALPABLE.
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>> WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT
MUCH MORE THAN HEAD AND STOMACH
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RIGHT NOW.
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YOU WON'T LIVE THROUGH THE
NIGHT.
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>> HEY, BUT YOU CAN REBUILD US,
RIGHT?
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>> NO.
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>> YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE
TECHNOLOGY?
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>> [ Laughing ] NO!
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>> BOO!
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>> AAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> MOTHER[BLEEP]
YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?
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YOU THINK IT'S [BLEEP] FUNNY?!
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YEAH, THIS IS [BLEEP] FUNNY!
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YEAH!
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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, STUPID?!
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HUH?! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
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HA HA!
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>> UH...WELL, THIS IS A LITTLE
UNPRECEDENTED.
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>> WHO'S MY SPECIAL ANGEL?
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WHO'S MY SPECIAL JOY?
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>> [ VOMITS ]
>> GEEZ, KID, YOU'RE SUCH A
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BUZZKILL.
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>> COME WITH ME, THE TERMINATOR
BABY, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
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>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> DON'T YOU ANSWER THAT!
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I WILL ANSWER THE DOOR IN THIS
HERE SITUATION HERE.
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OH, NO!
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SKYNET HAS SENT BACK THE
TERMINATOR PUPPY!
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AAH!
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>> AND NOW WE FIGHT WITH THE
FIST, AND IT WILL BE A BIG
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FIGHT!
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>> YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!
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COME ON!
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>> WAIT FOR ME!
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I GOT THE LITTLE BABY LEGS!
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[ BEEPING ]
THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA,
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SARAH CONNOR!
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OH, NO!
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YOU GOT TO CHANGE ME!
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QUICKLY, THERE.
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TAKE OFF THE DIAPER.
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>> HOLD STILL.
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>> NOW CLEAN THE POO.
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>> I'M TRYING.
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>> THE BABY POWDER!
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>> STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
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>> ...MY GIGANTIC BABY BALLS.
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>> LET'S GO.
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>> GO! GO! GO!
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GO, GO, GO!
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AAH!
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AAAAH!
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AAH!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
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YEAH. OH.
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UGH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
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YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY PUPPY!
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UGH!
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AAAH!
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>> KOO KOO KA CHOO TO YOU, THE
TERMINATOR PUPPY.
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UGH!
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AAAH!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IS IT OVER?
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>> YEAH.
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I'M THINKING I NEED A LITTLE
BABY VACATION.
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OHH, THAT'S SO NICE.
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NOW I KNOW THE HUMAN FEELINGS OF
THE FAMILY AND THE LOVE AND THE
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HUG --
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> AGAIN, WE'VE THWARTED SKYNET,
AND JOHN IS FREE TO GROW UP TO
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BE THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND.
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I THINK SKYNET IS RUNNING OUT OF
IDEAS FOR TERMINATORS AT THIS
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POINT, BUT IF A BABY TERMINATOR
CAN LEARN TO LOVE, THEN MAYBE
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THERE IS HOPE FOR --
HOLY [BLEEP]
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[ CRASH ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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00:11:07,472 --> 00:11:09,274
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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>> ♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪
[ CRICKET CHIRPING ]
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OH, COME ON!
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>> I CAN'T APPLAUD ANY LOUDER
THAN THIS.
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