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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> AAAAAAAAAH!
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY
FEELINGS!
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>> I HIT MY HEAD IN THE BATHROOM
AND HAD THE INSPIRATION TO DRAW
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THIS!
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>> AND HOW DID YOU...
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HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE BATHROOM,
DOC?
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>> UHH...
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ CHOKING ]
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OHH!
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AAH!
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>> HEY, Y'ALL.
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RECOGNIZE ME?
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I'M THE PEN LYING ON YOUR DESK.
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WE'VE NEVER BEEN PROPERLY
INTRODUCED, I GUESS.
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WHOO-HOO!
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BOY, OH, BOY, I SURE DO HAVE A
LOT OF FUN WHEN YOU'RE NOT
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AROUND.
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HEE-HEE-HEE!
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I HAVE PEN PALS ALL AROUND THE
WORLD.
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I ALWAYS SIGN YOUR NAME, THOUGH.
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MOST OF THEM ARE UNDERAGE BOYS.
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WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THOSE
STACKS OF LETTERS AND PHOTOS?
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YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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I'M A REALLY GOOD ARTIST.
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HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR BOSS
PEEING INTO HIS OWN MOUTH.
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THINK HE'LL BE MAD?
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[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
WELL, NICE CHATTIN' WITH YA.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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HEY, THERE!
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WANNA MAKE A QUICK $10?
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>> YEAH. $10.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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>> OH, GOOD!
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STICK ME UP YOUR BUTT.
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HOPE YOU LIKE DYSENTERY.
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HEE-HEE-HEE!
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
HELP! HELP! HELP!
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>> SCREAMING WON'T DO YOU ANY
GOOD!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
THE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOF!
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[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
>> [ Muffled ] HELLO?
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ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?
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I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
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[ Dial tone, keypad dialing ]
>> OH, WELL.
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THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR GOING WITH
THE LOWING SOUNDPROOFING
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ESTIMATE.
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[ BEEPING ]
>> HELLO, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!
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SPEARMINT TIC TACS, THREE FOR
$1.
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BILLY DEE, THIS IS A RED-LETTER
DAY.
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>> OH, WOW!
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BILLY DEE WILLIAMS!
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HEY, I'M A HUGE FAN.
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>> WHY, THANK YOU.
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WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN MY WORK?
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"LADY SINGS THE BLUES,"
"MAHOGANY," MY EPISODE OF
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"THE JEFFERSONS"?
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>> UH...NO, NO, NO.
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"STAR WARS," I WOULD GUESS.
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>> OH, YES.
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THAT'S WHERE I PLAY THE HERO,
LANDO CALRISSIAN.
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>> WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL HIM A
"HERO" PER SE.
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HE DID BETRAY ALL OF HIS FRIENDS
TO THE EMPIRE.
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>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
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>> THE TIC TACS NEED A COUPON.
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>> THE EMPIRE GOT THERE FIRST,
AND HE HAD A WHOLE CITY OF
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PEOPLE TO PROTECT.
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>> YEAH, BUT IT'S WORKING WITH
THE ENEMY, LIKE FRANCE DID AFTER
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THE NAZIS INVADED.
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>> NO COUPON?
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THEY'RE 99 CENTS EACH.
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>> YOU ARE COMPARING
LANDO CALRISSIAN TO
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MARSHALL PHILIPPE PéTAIN --
FRANCE'S GREATEST TRAITOR?!
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>> I JUST THINK HE COULD HAVE
PRACTICED NONVIOLENT RESISTANCE
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OR SOMETHING.
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EVEN A WINK TO HAN WHEN THEY
LANDED WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.
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LIKE, "[ COUGHS ] LOOK OUT.
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[ COUGHS ] VADER, TRAP.
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[ COUGHS ]"
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING.
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HE'S MORE OF A SELL-OUT THAN A
HERO.
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>> NO COUPON?
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>> WILL YOU WAIT ABOUT THE DAMN
TIC TACS?!
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I'M BILLY DEE [BLEEP] WILLIAMS,
AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING
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LANDO WAS A [BLEEP] TRAITOR!
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[BLEEP] YOU, DAMN IT!
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>> UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO. OH, MY -- OHH.
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HEY, I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I'LL PAY FULL PRICE FOR THE
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TIC TACS.
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>> GOOD.
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GLAD TO SEE LANDO SHOWING SOME
INTEGRITY FOR ONCE.
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>> [ Italian accent ] YOU KNOW,
DONKEY KONG, AT $137 A BARREL,
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THIS IS A TREMENDOUS A-WASTE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
I KEEP IT A-NOW.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ GIRL SCREAMS ]
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>> SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY BLACK
CHERRY!
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>> OH, NO, BLACK CHERRY PIE!
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YOUR BLACK CHERRY IS GONE?!
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>> YES!
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IT WAS PROBABLY FUDGE TURNOVER.
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HE LOVES BLACK CHERRIES.
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>> I'D NEVER TAKE ANYONE'S
BLACK CHERRY WITHOUT THEIR
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CONSENT.
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>> MM...THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD.
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>> OH, SHUT UP, BITCH PUDDING!
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[ GLASS BREAKS ]
>> [ Italian accent ] SON OF A
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BITCH!
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>> WE'RE BERRY, BERRY MAD AT
YOU!
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>> GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN,
YOU STUPID BITCHES!
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>> YOU STOLE MY BLACK CHERRY!
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
SORRY, A-HONEY, I'M INTO ASIAN
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CHICKS.
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[ SNIFFS ]
WHAT THE...
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FIRE?!
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OH, FIRE!
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MY VALUABLES!
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AY, MAMA AND RACHAEL-A-RAY!
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OH, NO!
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ONLY TIME TO SAVE A'ONE OF YOU!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
AAH, YOU [BLEEP]
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>> YEAH!
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>> LOOK AT YOU!
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>> OOH!
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I'LL KILL YOU!
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>> I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS GETS MY
BLACK CHERRY BACK.
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>> NOBODY SAYS A [BLEEP] WORD,
OR WE ALL GO TO RIKERS ISLAND
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FOR A BERRY, BERRY, BERRY LONG
TIME!
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>> HI.
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[ CHOMP! ]
WHAT'S UP?
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>> MY BLACK CHERRY!
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HUCKLEBERRY PIE, YOU ASSHOLE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK MY...
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> I HEARD SHE LEFT HOME BECAUSE
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HER DADDY TOOK HER BLACK CHERRY.
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BLAM!
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YOU ALL GET A TASTE OF THE
BITCH PUDDING!
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>> AND NOW, AFRO-BOT...
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SPEAK!
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[ WHIRRING ]
>> WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
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>> SUCCESS.
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SUCCESS!
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>> GOODBYE, HARRY.
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>> THE HENDERSON FAMILY WILL
NEVER FORGET YOU.
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>> RARR-RAR-RAR.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Rarr.
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ERR-R-R?
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>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> MM...
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ERR.
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>> OH.
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IS HE...
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> OH, MY GOD.
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OKAY. LET'S GO.
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EVERYONE, WE'RE LEAVING.
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>> RARR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR!
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>> OKAY.
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UH, UH, EVERYONE, JUST STAY
STILL.
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MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE WHEN
HE'S DONE.
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>> UH, NO, WE'RE WATCHING.
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WE'RE WATCHING.
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>> UGH!
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>> [ MOANING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ GRUNTING INTENSELY ]
>> [ CRYING ]
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[ SPLATTER! ]
OHHHHH, GOD!
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>> OKAY? UH...
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>> OH, GOD.
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BE BRAVE. BE BRAVE.
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>> IT'S OKAY, KIDS.
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[ SNIFFS ]
THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
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IT NEVER HAPPENED!
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>> IF WE MAINTAIN THIS
VELOCITY, WE SHOULD ARRIVE --
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>> [ FARTS ]
>> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
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MICHAEL.
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>> HEY-HEY!
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A
TALKING CAR IF YOU CAN'T FART IN
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IT?
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[ FARTS, LAUGHS ]
TURBO BOOST! OHH!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> [ SHOUTS IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
[ ASIAN-THEMED MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> HI, I'M BRECKIN MEYER.
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YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
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THIS IS $12,000.
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[ KA-CHING! ]
NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO --
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT,
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT OUR
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"CO-HEAD WRITER,"
DOUG GOLDSTEIN, DID WITH
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$12,000.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
HE BOUGHT A TIME SHARE!
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TRUE STORY!
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AND, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T 1978,
AND DOUG ISN'T A 63-YEAR-OLD
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RETIREE FROM BOCA!
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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>> YOU STILL LOOK FAT.
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HI-HO!
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[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
HEY, IF FLIES WERE NICKELS...
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AM I RIGHT?
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THEIR CAPES ARE VINYL!
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WHAT?
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I RAN OUT OF CHICKS.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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IT'S OUTRAGEOUS LATELY!
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>> HANDJOBS, $5!
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GET YOUR HANDJOBS, $5.
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>> HEH-HEH!
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THAT'S YOUR MOM!
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
HEY, SHUT THE [BLEEP]
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HANNAH MONTANA'S THE ONLY FRIEND
I NEED.
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[ BONES CRUNCH ]
>> OW!
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WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN?!
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>> THE NECKLACE COSTS A
BLUMPKIN.
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NOW SAY YOU'RE A WHORE.
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>> I AM A WHORE!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, YOU ARE!
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[ TING! ]
YOU KNOW, I WAS RAISED JEWISH,
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SO THIS REALLY HURTS ME.
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>> CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
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>> NOPE.
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>> WARRIOR NEED FOOD BADLY.
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>> WOW, THAT NEVER GETS OLD.
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[ LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> ATTENTION, JOES.
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR
NEWEST MEMBER, CALVIN.
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>> WELCOME TO THE TEAM, CALVIN.
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YOU CAN CALL ME GUNG-HO.
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>> UM, ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER
REALLY BEEN TOO CRAZY ABOUT
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"CALVIN."
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SO IF WE COULD GET TO THE
CODE-NAME PART SOONER RATHER
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THAN LATER...
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>> AH, WILL DO. WILL DO.
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SO, WHAT DO WE THINK, GANG?
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>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I LIKE
TO WEAR BLACK.
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AND, UH, NOT TO BOAST, BUT I WAS
AT THE TOP OF MY SNIPER CLASS AT
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WEST POINT.
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SO MAYBE DEADEYE, OR HOW ABOUT
KILLSHOT?
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A-AND YOU KNOW WHAT -- I HAVE A
PhD, SO IT COULD BE
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DR. KILLSHOT!
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HUH?
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"PAGING DR. KILLSHOT."
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PA-POW!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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[ ZING! ]
[ CRASH! ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD AN
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ACCIDENT!
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>> WAY TO GO, FUMBLES!
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>> "FUMBLES"! THAT'S PERFECT!
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>> AH, THAT SETTLES IT!
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WELCOME TO THE TEAM, FUMBLES!
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>> WHAT?! NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I'M AN INSANELY TALENTED SNIPER.
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I'M A DOCTOR, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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>> DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?
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IT'S DR. FUMBLES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I THINK WE SHOULD CANCEL OUR
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"WHO'S GONNA [BLEEP] THE NEW GUY
FIRST?" CONTEST.
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>> NO, NO, NO!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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NOT -- NOT FUMBLES!
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COME ON, YOU COULD CALL ME --
YOU COULD CALL ME SURESHOT OR,
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UH, TRIGGERMAN!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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[ ZING! ]
[ CRASH! ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT IS SOME CLASSIC FUMBLES
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THERE!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> ENOUGH FUN, JOES.
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COBRA'S ON THE MOVE.
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FUMBLES, I WANT THIS MESS
CLEANED UP BY THE TIME WE GET
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BACK.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
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[BLEEP] THIS!
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NO, I QUIT!
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>> WELCOME TO COBRA, CALVIN.
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YOU NEED A CODE NAME, AND, MY,
THOSE ARE SOME FANCY TROUSERS
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YOU'RE WEARING.
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I SHALL CALL YOU...
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TROUSERSNAKE.
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>> HEH, I DON'T EVEN CARE
ANYMORE.
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>> GO, JOE!
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>> All: GO, JOE!
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>> WIND -- 3.8 MILES SOUTHWEST.
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MARK VELOCITY -- 7.8 KILOMETERS
PER HOUR.
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>> WHAT'S -- WHAT'S HAP--
>> MY GOD.
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I DON'T EVEN HEAR THE SHOTS.
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[ PARROT SQUAWKS ]
>> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S
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HOLY, GET BEHIND A TANK!
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[ SPUTTERS, COUGHS ]
[ METAL UNSHEATHES ]
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[ WHISH! WHISH! ]
[ BULLET ZINGS ]
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>> I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
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I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
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>> HEY, GUNG-HO.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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[ BULLET ZINGS ]
[ WHISH! SPLAT! ]
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OOH-OOH-OOH.
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FUMBLE.
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>> [ WAILING ]
[ BULLET ZINGS ]
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[ EAGLE SCREAMS ]
[ BULLET ZINGS ]
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00:09:59,503 --> 00:10:01,338
>> MAKE IT STOP!
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MAKE IT STOP!
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00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:04,141
IS -- IS HE GONE?
305
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:06,511
[ BULLET ZINGS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
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00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:09,914
>> YOU [BLEEP]
YOU KILLED EVERYTHING I LOVE!
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TAKE ME, TOO!
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00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:12,083
TAKE ME, TOO!
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00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:12,950
>> NO.
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NO, YOU LIVE WITH IT.
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>> WOW, UH, GREAT JOB, UH,
TROUSERSNAKE.
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>> IT'S FUMBLES.
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IT WAS ALWAYS FUMBLES.
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00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,799
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:34,238
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:36,373
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:44,348
>> I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR HERE.
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I'M NOT SAYING LANDO'S PERFECT,
BUT WHO IS?
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AM I RIGHT?
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00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,120
I'M JUST SAYING IT WASN'T AN
EASY DECISION TO MAKE.
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REMEMBER "SCHINDLER'S LIST"?
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SAME THING.
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00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,057
"ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS."
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"ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS."
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00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,896
SAVED LEIA AND CHEWIE WHEN VADER
ALTERED THE DEAL, RIGHT?
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00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:00,765
NOBODY MENTIONS THAT ONE, DO
THEY?
331
00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:03,834
WENT UNDERCOVER FOR MONTHS IN
JABBA'S PALACE TO SAVE HAN, HUH?
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00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:04,902
¿NO RECUERDO?
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00:11:04,969 --> 00:11:07,438
BLEW UP THE SECOND DEATH STAR
WITH THE PANCAKE KID!
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00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:08,773
I'M A [BLEEP] HERO, MAN!
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00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,009
I'M NOT SAYING I NEED A STREET
NAMED AFTER ME, BUT IT WOULDN'T
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00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:15,146
HURT TO THROW A PENNY INTO A
CALRISSIAN WISH FOUNTAIN EVERY
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NOW AND THEN!
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00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:17,448
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FOR?
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00:11:17,515 --> 00:11:18,649
PEACE AND LOVE, BABY.
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00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:21,553
PEACE AND LOVE.
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