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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> HEY, EVERYBODY.
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I'M JOEY FATONE.
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NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I
HAVEN'T APPEARED IN MANY
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SKETCHES LATELY.
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AIR-JO, [ergo] I DECIDED TO
PITCH ONE OF MY OWN.
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HERE WE GO.
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SO, I'M SINGING AT THIS CHARITY
EVENT AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO, WHEN
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ALL OF A SUDDEN, I COME ACROSS
THIS KANGAROO.
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TURNS OUT SHE LOST HER
[CHUCKLES] JOEY -- YEAH, YOU SEE
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WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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ANYWAY, THE MAMA KANGAROO FALLS
IN LOVE WITH ME AND REFUSES TO
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LET ME LEAVE.
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YOU KNOW, I APPEASE HER FOR A
BIT, GO ALONG WITH THE RIDE,
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UNTIL I REALIZE THAT HER BOXING
TECHNIQUE IS THE EXACT THING I
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NEED TO COMPETE IN THE WWE's
ROYAL RUMBLE!
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OOH!
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I'M GETTING EXCITED JUST
THINKING ABOUT THIS.
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OH, AND DID I MENTION IT'S BEING
HELD IN AUSTRALIA?
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PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE
BARBIE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
SO THE KANGAROO AND I
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HEAD OUT ON AN ADVENTURE
THAT'S PART "ROCKY," PART
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"CROCODILE DUNDEE II."
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IT ENDS WITH ME WINNING THE
EVENT AND THE KANGAROO GETTING
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REUNITED WITH HER ACTUAL JOEY.
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YOU SEE, NOW I'M SORRY THIS IS
JUST A PITCH AND NOT AN ACTUAL
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SKETCH ALREADY.
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BUT ANYWAY -- HANG TIGHT.
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I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF
TIME.
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[ ALL MUNCHING ]
>> [ VOMITS, COUGHS ]
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>> [ MUNCH! ]
NOT -- NOT OKAY?
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IS THAT NOT OKAY?
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>> WOW!
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I'M GETTING MY VERY OWN CAR!
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>> AS LONG AS IT COSTS 100 BUCKS
OR LESS.
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>> BUT CARS COST MORE THAN THAT.
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>> WELL, THIS ONE DOESN'T.
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>> THAT'S...NOT A CAR.
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>> OH, I WANT THAT ONE!
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>> SOLD AMERICAN!
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>> OH, WOW!
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>> THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ME.
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LET'S GO ON AN AWESOME
ADVENTURE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
THIS IS THE GREATEST PRESENT OF
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MY LIFE!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
WELL, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE
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BEST OF THIS CRAP SANDWICH.
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>> MY NAME'S SCOOTER.
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HELLO, NEW FRIEND.
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>> WOW!
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YOU'RE A ROBOT, TOO!
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>> I'M BETTER THAN A ROBOT.
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I'M A GO-BOT.
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>> MAYBE THIS WILL BE A GREAT
PRESENT AFTER ALL.
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AHHH...YOU'RE KIND OF PUNY.
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>> GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL
PACKAGES.
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>> LIKE WHAT KIND OF GOOD
THINGS?
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DO YOU KICK A LOT OF ASS?
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>> OH, NO. I HATE FIGHTING.
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BUT I DO KNOW A LOT OF
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.
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>> OH, GOOD. THAT'LL BE HELPFUL.
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LOOK, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
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BAD ENOUGH I GOT TO RIDE A
[BLEEP] MOPED TO SCHOOL.
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I DON'T WANT IT TO BE AN
ANNOYING PUSS-BOT, AS WELL.
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>> HEY, DON'T WORRY, KID.
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I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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>> SAFETY FIRST.
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ALWAYS WEAR EYE PROTECTION WHEN
USING A BLOWTORCH.
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>> THANKS FOR THE TIP.
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NOW?
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>> DISABLING THE SERVOMOTOR, FOR
STARTERS.
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>> OH, AND THAT'S HOW THE
MOTOR'S WIRED IN?
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>> YEAH, RIGHT.
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SO I'M CUTTING THOSE WIRES.
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>> OH.
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DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS?
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>> SURE DID.
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THERE'S A GREAT AUTOMOTIVE
PROGRAM AT EAST VALLEY COMMUNITY
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COLLEGE.
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>> I'LL LET YOU RIDE ME AND
EVERYTHING!
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[ SHRIEKS ]
>> WOW! THANKS!
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IT'S AWESOME NOW!
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>> WANT TO KEEP THE FACE?
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>> NAH.
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YEAH-HEH!
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>> I DON'T WANT IT.
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OH! 2 POINTS!
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>> BUT HOW CAN YOU BE PREGNANT?
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YOU SAID YOU HAD A SPONGE IN
YOUR --
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OH, YOU MEANT ME.
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>> GEE, CASPER, I WISH WE COULD
PLAY WITH YOU FOREVER.
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>> YOU CAN!
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>> HEY, THERE.
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I'M BILLY -- BILLY JOEL.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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>> DAVY.
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>> AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> I'M IN THE NAVY.
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>> HOW LONG WILL YOU DO THAT,
YOU THINK?
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>> UH, PROBABLY FOR LIFE.
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>> COOL.
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"DAVY" RHYMES WITH "NAVY."
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THAT'S CONVENIENT.
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>> WHAT?
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YOU BETTER NOT USE ME IN A SONG,
MAN.
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I'M ON THE RUN FROM A LOT OF
CREDITORS.
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>> NO PROBLEM, DAVY.
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[ GRUNTS ]
I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR STORY, MY
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FRIEND.
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AS THE ANCIENTS ATE THE HEARTS
OF LIONS TO GAIN THEIR STRENGTH,
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YOU ARE ONE WITH THE JOEL NOW!
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ONE WITH THE JOEL!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> LEAPIN' LIZARDS, MOLLY.
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IT SURE IS A HARD-KNOCK LIFE.
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>> ACTUALLY, WE'RE VERY LUCKY,
ANNIE.
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>> BEING AN ORPHAN SURE DON'T
FEEL LUCKY.
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>> THEN TRY BEING AN ORPHAN IN
THE PHILIPPINES, WHERE HUNDREDS
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OF THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS ARE
FORCED INTO PROSTITUTION, THANKS
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TO SEX TOURISM.
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IN AFRICA, AIDS HAS CREATED
MILLIONS OF ORPHANS WHO WON'T
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LIVE TO SEE PUBERTY.
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>> WELL...I SURE DON'T LIKE THAT
MEAN OLD MISS HANNIGAN.
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>> WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE,
EXACTLY -- THREE MEALS A DAY,
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A WARM BED, NOT BEING
HIV-POSITIVE, NOT PERFORMING
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FELLATIO ON FOREIGN BUSINESSMEN?
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THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE?
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>> UH, I THINK I'M GONNA GO
SWEEP OVER THERE FOR A WHILE,
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MOLLY.
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GEE, PEPPER, MISS HANNIGAN SURE
IS MEAN.
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>> YEAH, I HATE THAT BITCH.
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>> WE SURE HAD A GRAND
ADVENTURE, ANNIE.
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YOUR QUICK WITS AND SPUNKY
CAN-DO SPIRIT SAVED US ALL.
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IS THERE ANYTHING MY LIMITLESS
POWER AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
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CAN DO FOR YOU?
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>> [ Echoing ] OVERSEAS
ORPHANS...
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FELLATIO ON FOREIGN
BUSINESSMEN...
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HIV AND AIDS...
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>> HMM...
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NOPE!
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[ WHIRRING ]
>> OH, NO, NO!
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AW, DAMN IT.
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I HAD IT. TOTALLY HAD IT.
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[ DIALING RAPIDLY ]
>> HEY, LARRY?
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IT'S DAVE.
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GET THIS -- I'M IN A PHONE
BOOTH.
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YEAH! YOU REMEMBER THOSE?
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I KNOW -- WEIRD, RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
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[ RATTLING ]
>> AHOY!
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>> IS THAT MY PRINCE?
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OH, I KNEW YOU'D SAVE ME!
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>> STAND BACK, MY LOVE.
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WE WILL SOON BE TOGETHER.
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>> IT WON'T BE LONG NOW BEFORE
MY PRINCE TAKES ME IN HIS ARMS
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AND --
OW!
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CAREFUL, MY PRINCE.
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YOU ALMOST --
WHOA!
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[ CRUNCH! ]
AAH!
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OH, MY -- WHAT?
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IT'S RAINING GLASS!
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I'M BLIND!
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PLEASE STOP THROWING THE HOOK!
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OWWW!
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IS THAT YOU, MY PRINCE?
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>> I'M COMING, MY DEAR.
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[ GRUNTS ]
AHA!
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NOW HURRY, MY LOVE.
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WE DON'T HAVE MUCH T--
OH, GEEZ.
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN PACKED.
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>> NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE,
POPS.
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YOU SHOULD PAY US FOR
PROTECTION -- MAKE SURE NOTHING
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HAPPENS TO IT.
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>> OH, I'VE GOT A POLICY WITH
ALLSTATE, SO I'M IN GOOD HANDS.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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YOU INSURED AGAINST THIS?
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>> YES, THAT'S IN THE POLICY.
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>> BUT NOW YOUR RATES WILL GO
UP, RIGHT?
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>> OH, NO!
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I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
WE'LL BE BACK FOR OUR MONEY.
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HA HA HA -- BIG EXIT LAUGH.
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>> I HATE SMALL-BUSINESS OWNERS.
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>> OPERATOR, WHAT'S THE NAME OF
THOSE WAR CRIMINALS TURNED
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MERCENARY WHO GET PAID TO
PROTECT YOU FROM CRIMINALS WHO
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WANT TO GET PAID FOR PROTECTION?
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[ GASPS ]
OH, YEAH -- THE A-TEAM!
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HOW EXCITING.
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HANNIBAL, B.A. BARACUS, AND THE
WHOLE TEAM.
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>> NEGATORY ON THAT COMMUNIQUé,
CHIEF.
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YOUR CREDIT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE A-TEAM.
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WE ARE THE B-TEAM.
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[ FAST-PACED FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
G.D. -- GENERALLY DISPLEASED --
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BARABAS.
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>> BETTER NOT BE RIDING NO
TRAINS.
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I LIKE DRINKING MY APPLE JUICE.
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>> NOAH "ASSMAN" HATHAWAY.
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>> CHARMS AND KISSES FROM ME TO
YOU.
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>> PLAYED BOXEY ON THE ORIGINAL
"BATTLESTAR GALACTICA."
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CAPTAIN F.N. -- [BLEEP] NUTS --
MADLOCK.
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>> PLE-E-E-E-ASE MAKE MY
MEMORIES GO AWAY.
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>> AND I'M HANDY BALL.
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GOT THAT HANDLE UNDERCOVER IN
HANOI.
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DON'T ASK WHY, AND I WON'T TELL.
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>> GOOD GOLLY, WHAT IS
THE C-TEAM LIKE?
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>> A BUNCH OF SURLY MIDGETS.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ CLATTER ]
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HERE'S THE DEAL, BOYS -- YOU
LEAVE TOWN AND MY FRIEND HERE
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DOESN'T CHANGE YOUR ZIP CODE TO
ZERO-ZERO-ZERO-MY NOSE IS
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BROKEN.
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>> I GOT SYMPATHY FOR THAT
CARD.
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GRRRR!
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>> UH, G-GIVE US JUST A SEC,
HERE.
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[ LOCK ENGAGES ]
>> DAMN IT! THEY TRICKED US!
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>> I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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[ SHIVERING ]
>> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
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THINKING?
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>> I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN'S GONNA
COME TOGETHER EVENTUALLY.
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>> LET'S DO IT.
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>> I LIKE USING BIG TOOLS.
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>> [ SHIVERING ]
>> [ COUGHING ]
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>> OOH.
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DEAD FROM CARBON MONOXIDE.
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>> OH. OH, MY GOSH.
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THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE
SEEN SINCE THAT OLD BAR OWNER
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WAS BEATEN TO DEATH EARLIER
TODAY.
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>> DAVE, CHECK THIS OUT.
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[ FAST-PACED FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> OOH. TAKE THEIR TAPE.
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[ "PIANO MAN"-STYLE TUNE PLAYS ]
>> ♪ PETE IS A REAL-ESTATE
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NOVELIST ♪
>> HEY, THAT'S ME!
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>> ♪ THAT'S A CUTE WAY OF SAYING
PETE'S BROKE ♪
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>> WHAT?
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>> ♪ I'LL LAUGH AT HIS LIFE
WHILE I'M HUMPING HIS WIFE ♪
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>> SHEILA?
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>> ♪ 'CAUSE PETE'S TINY SCHLONG
IS A JOKE ♪
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>> [ GASPS ]
>> ♪ MY PIANO, IT SOUNDS LIKE
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GOD'S SYMPHONY ♪
♪ AND MY MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE
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THE POOR ♪
♪ THEY PUT BREAD IN MY CUP, AND
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THEIR LIVES ALL SUCK ♪
>> HUH?
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>> ♪ IF I QUIT THIS GIG, THEY'D
LOSE ALL INTEREST IN LIVING,
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SINCE LIFE WOULD HAVE NO
MEANING, AND THEY'D BLOW THEIR
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BRAINS OUT ONTO THE FLOO-O-O-R ♪
♪ LA, DA, DE-DA-DA ♪
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[ GUN COCKS ]
♪ LA, DE-DE, DA-LE-DA ♪
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♪ DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, I'M THE
PIANO GOD ♪
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♪ PRAY TO THE SONGS THAT I'VE
SUNG ♪
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♪ TELL ME I'M TOO GOOD TO WORK
HERE ♪
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♪ THEN PUT MY BALLS RIGHT ON
YOUR TONGUE ♪
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GREAT -- ALL SINGLES.
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>> HEY, JOEL...
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HYAH!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
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WHEW!
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YEAH...
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[ CELLPHONE CHIRPS ]
>> Pete, this is your agent.
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The publishers loved your novel.
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Time to quit the real-estate
biz, brother.
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Oh, by the way -- the hospital
called, and your wife died of
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crotch rot.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
Sorry, man.
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>> POETIC JUSTICE!!
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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>> NICK FURY, DIRECTOR OF
S.H.I.E.L.D.
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I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE.
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>> IN MY HOUSE?
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
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[ FLOORBOARD CREAKS ]
AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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>> RUN, STUPID!
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[ THUD ]
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