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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,007 --> 00:00:15,018 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:15,085 --> 00:00:27,264 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,299 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING ] 4 00:00:37,675 --> 00:00:40,644 >> THIS IS WHERE IT WILL ALL START, AND THE FIRST THING THEY 5 00:00:40,711 --> 00:00:42,513 RUN INTO -- SPIDERS! 6 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:43,914 >> HOW MUCH DID THESE COST? 7 00:00:43,981 --> 00:00:44,581 >> NO, NO, NO! 8 00:00:44,648 --> 00:00:45,682 THEY'RE INDIGENOUS SPIDERS! 9 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:46,783 THEY'RE FREE! 10 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:47,784 OKAY, KEEP GOING. 11 00:00:47,851 --> 00:00:49,320 [ GASPS ] LOOK AT THIS! 12 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:50,087 HUH? 13 00:00:50,153 --> 00:00:51,422 LOOK AT THIS LOVELY BEAM OF LIGHT. 14 00:00:51,489 --> 00:00:53,056 ANYTHING TOUCHES IT, WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 15 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:54,191 YAH-HA-HA! 16 00:00:54,257 --> 00:00:55,292 SPEAR THROUGH THE FACE! 17 00:00:55,358 --> 00:00:56,460 >> IT'S THE DEVIL'S MAGIC! 18 00:00:56,527 --> 00:00:57,761 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 19 00:00:57,828 --> 00:00:59,630 IT'S JUST NALUMU OVER HERE. 20 00:00:59,697 --> 00:01:01,331 [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY, KEEP GOING. 21 00:01:01,398 --> 00:01:03,701 OH, UH, ANYWAY, THIS IS THE STANDARD PIT TRAP. 22 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:06,636 PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD -- MOSTLY FOR AMBIENCE, SHOULDN'T REALLY 23 00:01:06,703 --> 00:01:07,738 FOOL ANYONE. 24 00:01:07,804 --> 00:01:11,141 [ CHUCKLES ] EXCEPT FOR HERNANDO, APPARENTLY. 25 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,309 EXCUSE ME. GUYS! 26 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,278 [ Chuckling ] HERNANDO FINALLY WENT IN. 27 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:14,845 >> HA HA! 28 00:01:14,911 --> 00:01:15,913 KNEW THAT WAS COMING. 29 00:01:15,979 --> 00:01:18,148 >> [ CHUCKLES ] NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB. 30 00:01:18,215 --> 00:01:19,316 HIS SISTER KNEW A GUY. 31 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,584 MOVING ON. 32 00:01:20,651 --> 00:01:23,320 WE TALKED ABOUT DOING SNAKES UP HERE, BUT, COME ON, SERIOUSLY -- 33 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,790 "OOH! SNAKES!" [ Chuckling ] WHO DOES THAT? 34 00:01:25,856 --> 00:01:27,591 THIS IS WAY BETTER. 35 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:29,659 TRY TO CROSS, BUT BE CAREFUL! 36 00:01:29,726 --> 00:01:32,429 DON'T STEP ON THE WRONG STONE! 37 00:01:32,496 --> 00:01:34,331 >> IT HITS ME WITH A PUFF OF AIR? 38 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,499 >> NO, NO, NO -- DARTS! 39 00:01:35,566 --> 00:01:36,633 LOTS AND LOTS OF DARTS! 40 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,802 BOO-BOO-BOO-BAH-BAH-BAH! 41 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:40,671 AND WE'RE GONNA CARVE ANGRY FACES ON THE WALLS THAT LOOK 42 00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:42,006 LIKE THEY'RE SPITTING THE DARTS! 43 00:01:42,073 --> 00:01:42,973 LIKE THIS -- PUH! 44 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,842 ANGRY. PUH! PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH! 45 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:45,843 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 46 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:47,011 THIS MAY BE MY BEST WORK YET. 47 00:01:47,078 --> 00:01:48,746 >> HOW MANY DARTS YOU GONNA PUT IN THERE? 48 00:01:48,812 --> 00:01:50,447 >> UH, 200? 49 00:01:50,514 --> 00:01:51,348 >> 200? 50 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,017 >> I MEAN, THEY COME IN A BOX OF 100, SO... 51 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:53,818 >> 200? 52 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:55,152 EACH ONE CONNECTED TO A FLOOR PLATE? 53 00:01:55,219 --> 00:01:55,753 HUH? 54 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:57,688 A WEIGHT MECHANISM, RIGHT? 55 00:01:57,754 --> 00:01:58,989 CONNECTION COILS TO THE WALL. 56 00:01:59,056 --> 00:02:00,157 YOU SAID IT -- "THE DART. 57 00:02:00,224 --> 00:02:01,258 200 DARTS." 58 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:04,295 THE DART POISON, 200 DART POISONS, AND THE DART-FIRING 59 00:02:04,361 --> 00:02:05,095 MECHANISM. 60 00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:07,030 I SUPPOSE 200 OF THOSE, TOO! 61 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:08,031 DAMN IT, MAN! 62 00:02:08,098 --> 00:02:09,367 ALL I WANTED WERE SNAKES! 63 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,701 >> BUT -- B-B-B-B-B-BUT... 64 00:02:10,768 --> 00:02:11,635 CHECK THIS OUT. 65 00:02:11,702 --> 00:02:12,703 >> AND IS THAT OUR GOD... 66 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:14,738 JUST SITTING THERE WITH NO PROTECTION OR COVERING OR 67 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:15,238 ANYTHING?! 68 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:16,106 >> HANG ON, HANG ON. 69 00:02:16,173 --> 00:02:16,874 >> HOLY [BLEEP], MAN! 70 00:02:16,941 --> 00:02:17,975 >> SEEMINGLY, SEEMINGLY. 71 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:20,878 BUT THE ALTAR HAS A WEIGHT TRIGGER, SO IF YOU TAKE THE 72 00:02:20,945 --> 00:02:24,482 IDOL, DOWN THIS GOES, AND THEN THE WHOLE PLACE -- KABOOM! 73 00:02:24,548 --> 00:02:27,485 >> OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO SWAP OUT THE IDOL WITH 74 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:28,586 SOMETHING OF EQUAL WEIGHT? 75 00:02:28,653 --> 00:02:30,454 >> [ CHUCKLES ] HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THE 76 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,789 WEIGHT IS WITHOUT PICKING IT UP? 77 00:02:31,856 --> 00:02:34,492 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER GUESSED A JAR OF JELLY BEANS, HUH? 78 00:02:34,558 --> 00:02:36,594 "IS THAT A 1,000 IN THERE OR 100,000?" 79 00:02:36,661 --> 00:02:39,229 "NOPE! WAY LESS!" PROBABLY 422 OR SOMETHING! 80 00:02:39,296 --> 00:02:40,598 [ Laughing ] YOU CAN'T KNOW! 81 00:02:40,665 --> 00:02:43,233 >> [ GASPS ] IS THAT A GIANT [BLEEP] 82 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,268 BOULDER?! 83 00:02:44,334 --> 00:02:46,670 >> YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT'S A GIANT [BLEEP] BOULDER! 84 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:49,139 IT'LL COME ROLLING DOWN AND CHASE THEM! 85 00:02:49,206 --> 00:02:50,240 >> WHAT IF THEY DON'T RUN? 86 00:02:50,307 --> 00:02:51,409 >> WOULDN'T YOU RUN? 87 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,210 BESIDES, THEY'D BE TRAPPED INSIDE WHEN THE BOULDER HIT THE 88 00:02:53,277 --> 00:02:54,345 ENTRANCE. 89 00:02:54,411 --> 00:02:56,514 >> WHAT IF THEY HAD A FRIEND OUTSIDE WHO COULD BLAST THEM 90 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:57,415 OUT? 91 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:58,682 >> WHO'S GONNA THINK OF THAT IN ADVANCE?! 92 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:01,152 "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD PACK SOME EXPLOSIVES IN CASE A GIANT 93 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:02,954 [BLEEP] ROLLING BOULDER COMES AFTER ME." 94 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,922 >> I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE BOULDER, ALL RIGHT? 95 00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:07,258 >> OKAY, THE BOULDER TIES IT ALL TOGETHER! 96 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:08,459 OKAY, LOOK, LOOK. 97 00:03:08,526 --> 00:03:11,062 YOU LIKED WHAT I DID WITH THAT SALT ACID TRAP IN HAMUNAPTRA, 98 00:03:11,128 --> 00:03:11,762 EGYPT, RIGHT? 99 00:03:11,829 --> 00:03:12,864 YOU LOVED IT. 100 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,999 AND THAT SKELETON ORGAN THAT MADE THE FLOOR COLLAPSE IN 101 00:03:15,065 --> 00:03:15,799 ASTORIA, OREGON? 102 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:16,833 TRUST ME! 103 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,502 THIS IS MY THING, DUDE! 104 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:22,173 PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE FOR YEARS! 105 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,074 >> ALL RIGHT. 106 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,575 LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, HUH? 107 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:25,309 >> GUYS! 108 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:26,510 WE GOT THE BOULDER! 109 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:30,447 [ ALL CHEERING ] >> OH-HO-HO! 110 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:33,584 WELL, I GUESS IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME TO TELL YOU BOYS WHY I WAS 111 00:03:33,651 --> 00:03:36,020 FIRED FROM THE ZOO. 112 00:03:36,086 --> 00:03:38,990 >> WELL, I THINK IF WE CAN GET JUST 15% MORE -- WHOOP! 113 00:03:39,056 --> 00:03:39,423 OH! 114 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:42,593 >> OH, NO!! 115 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,460 >> MOVE THE TRAIN! 116 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,661 >> NO, IT'LL KILL HIM! 117 00:03:44,728 --> 00:03:47,031 THE SECOND WE MOVE THIS TRAIN, THE PRESSURE WILL BE RELEASED, 118 00:03:47,097 --> 00:03:48,432 AND HIS ORGANS WILL RUPTURE! 119 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:50,134 >> THEN DON'T MOVE THE TRAIN! 120 00:03:50,201 --> 00:03:53,971 [ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ OH, HEY, THERE, TRAIN MAN ♪ 121 00:03:54,037 --> 00:03:58,509 ♪ TRAIN MAN ♪ ♪ HE ONCE WAS JUST A SALESMAN ♪ 122 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:04,181 ♪ BUT NOW HE'S A PAIN MAN ♪ ♪ TRAIN MAN ♪ 123 00:04:04,248 --> 00:04:06,951 ♪ AND HERE COMES HIS WIFE AND SON ♪ 124 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:07,818 >> IT'S ME. 125 00:04:07,885 --> 00:04:08,986 I'M STILL GONNA BE LATE TO THAT MEETING. 126 00:04:09,053 --> 00:04:12,857 >> ♪ COME TO SEE WHAT DADDY'S BECOME ♪ 127 00:04:12,924 --> 00:04:14,058 >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN... 128 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:16,527 >> [ CRYING ] >> ♪ HIS ORGANS SQUISHED UP 129 00:04:16,593 --> 00:04:21,499 BY THE SUBWAY ♪ ♪ BUT HIS WORK IS NEVER DONE ♪ 130 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,968 ♪ THERE'S NO TIME FOR FAMILY FUN ♪ 131 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:27,672 ♪ HE WON'T LET BEING CRUSHED BY A TRAIN ♪ 132 00:04:27,738 --> 00:04:35,680 ♪ DERAIL HIS CAREER ♪ ♪ NOW IN HIS WINTER YEARS ♪ 133 00:04:35,746 --> 00:04:39,784 ♪ HE'S HAUNTED BY FEARS ♪ ♪ HIS PROFESSIONAL SUCCESS 134 00:04:39,851 --> 00:04:47,424 HAS LEFT HIM EMPTY ♪ ♪ SO DON'T END UP A TRAIN MAN ♪ 135 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:51,395 ♪ LIFE'S NOT A GAME, MAN ♪ ♪ OR YOU'LL END UP IN PAIN, 136 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:56,767 MAN ♪ ♪ BUT NOT FROM THE TRAIN, MAN ♪ 137 00:04:56,834 --> 00:05:01,472 ♪ DON'T BLAME THE CHOO-CHOO ♪ ♪ FOR YOUR BOOHOO ♪ 138 00:05:01,539 --> 00:05:11,449 ♪ JUST 'CAUSE YOUR HEAD WAS FULL OF POO-POO ♪ 139 00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:19,723 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> [ YAWNS ] 140 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,426 [ SNIFFLES ] HMM, MMM. 141 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:26,830 [ GASPS ] OOH! 142 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:27,998 UGHH! 143 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:28,966 HMM. 144 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,300 UGHH! 145 00:05:31,602 --> 00:05:37,175 [ HUMMING ] [ GASPS ] 146 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,442 OH. 147 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:42,213 [ CHUCKLING ] YEAH. 148 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:43,247 OOH. 149 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:44,815 >> AAH! 150 00:05:44,882 --> 00:05:45,283 >> AAH! 151 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:46,451 >> AAH! 152 00:05:50,555 --> 00:05:51,021 >> AAH! 153 00:05:51,088 --> 00:05:52,222 >> OOH HOO HOO HOO! 154 00:05:54,258 --> 00:05:56,226 [ INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS ] OOH. 155 00:06:08,339 --> 00:06:10,308 [ SNIFFLES, SLURPS ] HMM. 156 00:06:20,418 --> 00:06:22,787 [ SIGHS ] >> [ GIGGLES ] 157 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:24,521 [ MID-TEMPO LIGHT-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 158 00:06:24,588 --> 00:06:26,924 >> YOUR KISS, YOUR KISS IS ON MY LIST. 159 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:29,727 >> [ GIGGLES ] >> DOING YOU UP THE BUTT -- 160 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:32,063 THAT'S ON MY LIST. 161 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,631 >> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE! 162 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:35,767 WHY DON'T YOU KIDS GO SWIMMING? 163 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:36,600 >> NO WAY! 164 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:37,902 WE'RE ON LEVEL 25! 165 00:06:37,968 --> 00:06:39,036 IT'S TOTALLY COOL! 166 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,137 >> WHAT ABOUT SUNSHINE? 167 00:06:40,204 --> 00:06:41,105 SUNSHINE'S COOL. 168 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:41,906 >> AW, MOM. 169 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:43,207 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "COOL" IS! 170 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:46,043 >> NO, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES! 171 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:49,814 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> A-A-A-ALL RIGHT!! 172 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,515 >> All: WILD MAN! 173 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:54,752 >> ARE YOU READY TO GET WILD?! 174 00:06:54,818 --> 00:06:55,619 >> All: YEAH! 175 00:06:55,686 --> 00:06:57,421 >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 176 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:58,555 >> All: YEAH!! 177 00:06:58,622 --> 00:07:00,958 >> THEN I'LL MEET YOU AT THE PUBLIC POOL! 178 00:07:01,025 --> 00:07:03,260 YEAH!! 179 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:05,029 OHHHH, YEAH!! 180 00:07:05,096 --> 00:07:06,264 >> All: WILD MAN! 181 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:10,568 >> REMEMBER, KIDS, WILD MAN SAYS NEVER CROSS THE STREET WITHOUT 182 00:07:10,635 --> 00:07:14,405 LOOKING BOTH WAYS AND USING THE CROSSWALK! 183 00:07:14,471 --> 00:07:15,673 >> THANKS, WILD MAN! 184 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:18,343 >> OHHH, YEAH!! 185 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:19,410 YEAH!! 186 00:07:19,476 --> 00:07:22,913 WILD MAN SAYS DRINK SIX 8-OUNCE GLASSES OF WATER -- 187 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,882 OR EQUIVALENT -- A DAY!! 188 00:07:24,949 --> 00:07:25,450 >> YEAH! 189 00:07:25,516 --> 00:07:27,117 A-ALL RIGHT, THANKS... 190 00:07:27,184 --> 00:07:29,454 WILD MAN. 191 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,855 >> NOT SO FAST, KIDS! 192 00:07:30,922 --> 00:07:34,325 WILD MAN SAYS ALWAYS WAIT ONE HOUR AFTER APPLICATION OF 193 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:36,794 SUNSCREEN BEFORE ENTERING THE WATER! 194 00:07:36,861 --> 00:07:38,263 >> YEAH. 195 00:07:38,329 --> 00:07:39,864 THAT'S NOT ALL THAT WILD. 196 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:41,832 >> WILD MAN SAYS NO SPLASHING! 197 00:07:41,899 --> 00:07:44,302 WILD MAN OBSERVES THE "NO RUNNING" SIGNS! 198 00:07:44,368 --> 00:07:48,038 WILD MAN NEVER DIVES IN LESS THAN 12 FEET OF WATER! 199 00:07:48,105 --> 00:07:51,642 WILD MAN ALWAYS LEAVES AT THE FIRST SIGN OF PRUNING! 200 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:52,910 HUAH-YEAH!! 201 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:53,944 HUAH-YEAH!! 202 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,380 HUAH-YEAH!! 203 00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:56,447 >> I WANT TO GO TO BED. 204 00:07:56,513 --> 00:07:59,617 >> WANT TO SEE HOW THE WILD MAN BRUSHES HIS TEETH? 205 00:07:59,684 --> 00:08:00,518 >> LEAVE US ALONE! 206 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:02,921 >> WILD MAN OVER AND OUT! 207 00:08:02,987 --> 00:08:06,657 AND REMEMBER, WILD MAN KNOWS THAT MARRIAGE IS A SACRED BOND 208 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:09,961 BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN -- NEVER TWO DUDES! 209 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:11,695 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 210 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:15,699 >> YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH- YE-E-E-E-E-E-AH! 211 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:17,735 YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH! 212 00:08:21,706 --> 00:08:25,343 >> "BRING A SIDEKICK TO WORK" DAY LOOKS LIKE A BIG SUCCESS. 213 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:28,146 >> SO, UM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PART OF THE ARROW IS CALLED? 214 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:29,180 >> LET'S SEE. 215 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,248 THAT'S THE SHAFT. 216 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:32,183 >> YEAH, RIGHT, THE SHAFT. 217 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,551 AND, UH...I DON'T KNOW. 218 00:08:33,618 --> 00:08:34,618 HOW ABOUT THIS PART? 219 00:08:34,685 --> 00:08:36,087 >> UH, THAT'S THE TIP. 220 00:08:36,153 --> 00:08:37,521 >> THAT'S THE TIP! RIGHT. 221 00:08:37,588 --> 00:08:40,524 [ CHUCKLES ] AND WHAT ORDER WOULD YOU POLISH 222 00:08:40,591 --> 00:08:41,725 THESE IN? 223 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:45,296 >> WELL, I GUESS I WOULD POLISH THE SHAFT AND THEN THE TIP. 224 00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:46,664 >> DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD. 225 00:08:46,731 --> 00:08:48,399 OW! SORRY. 226 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:49,633 >> OH, GEEZ. 227 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,736 MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S DOING THE INVISIBLE-SIDEKICK THING AGAIN. 228 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:56,140 >> CARE FOR A SODA, MARTIAN BOYHUNTER? 229 00:08:56,207 --> 00:09:00,044 [ ICE RATTLING ] GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT 230 00:09:00,111 --> 00:09:00,678 AGAIN. 231 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:03,715 [ CHUCKLES ] KIDS, RIGHT? 232 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,150 >> SO, YOU'RE THE LATEST AQUALAD, EH? 233 00:09:06,217 --> 00:09:08,185 >> THERE WAS ANOTHER AQUALAD BEFORE ME? 234 00:09:08,252 --> 00:09:11,422 [ ALARM BELL RINGING ] >> YEAH! 235 00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:12,123 PUNCH! 236 00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:13,991 >> [ SQUEALING ] >> KICK! 237 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:16,127 >> [ SQUEALING ] >> ELBOW! 238 00:09:16,194 --> 00:09:19,330 >> [ SQUEALING ] >> YEAH! 239 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:21,999 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> WOW! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT 240 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:22,967 AQUALAD? 241 00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:24,802 >> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] UH... 242 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:28,172 >> [ Crying ] OH, GOD, WHY?! 243 00:09:28,239 --> 00:09:30,007 WHY?! 244 00:09:30,074 --> 00:09:34,211 WHY IS THERE NO TARTAR SAUCE?! 245 00:09:34,278 --> 00:09:41,118 [ CRYING, MUNCHING ] >> SPEEDY, YOU BETTER NOT. 246 00:09:41,185 --> 00:09:42,620 >> SHUT UP, PIGEON. 247 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:46,357 THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! 248 00:09:46,424 --> 00:09:48,225 >> [ SCOFFS ] AND? 249 00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:50,795 >> WITH OUR J.L.A. SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN MONITOR 250 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,664 ANYONE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME. 251 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,933 >> HEY! HA HA! THAT'S MY MY MOM! 252 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,704 >> SCORE! [ LAUGHING ] >> AAH! 253 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,740 >> YOU YOUNG HEROES ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN MERE SIDEKICKS. 254 00:10:02,807 --> 00:10:05,242 YOU'RE THE FUTURE OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA. 255 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:08,412 MENTORING YOUR PROGRESS GIVES ME AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PRIDE. 256 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:10,081 [ ALL GASP ] >> WHOA! 257 00:10:10,148 --> 00:10:12,083 WHAT THE [BLEEP] >> [ LAUGHING ] 258 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,918 >> GIVE ME THOSE, YOU LITTLE [BLEEP] STAIN! 259 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:17,689 >> I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BOY. 260 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:20,558 Super-speed high five. 261 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:21,158 >> BYE! 262 00:10:21,225 --> 00:10:22,426 >> THANKS FOR COMING! 263 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:23,795 >> WE'LL MISS YOU GUYS! 264 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:24,729 >> STUDY HARD! 265 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:25,530 >> BYE-BYE! 266 00:10:25,596 --> 00:10:27,565 >> SEE YOU LATER! 267 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:33,204 [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> WHAT HAPPENED? 268 00:10:33,271 --> 00:10:35,039 >> IT WASN'T ME! 269 00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:39,376 MARTIAN BOYHUNTER DID IT! 270 00:10:39,443 --> 00:10:41,879 OHHH! NO! STOP! 271 00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:42,714 AAH! 272 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:45,149 COME ON! 273 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:48,620 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] DOUCHES. 274 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:51,022 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 275 00:10:51,089 --> 00:10:53,157 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 276 00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:55,292 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 277 00:10:55,359 --> 00:10:57,462 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 278 00:10:57,528 --> 00:10:59,597 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 279 00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:01,799 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 280 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:03,835 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 20196

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