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[ SCREAMING ]
>> "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!
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...IS CANCELED!
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CANCELED!
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[ BOTH SHOUT ]
[ BODY THUDS ]
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>> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
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BUT WITH "ROBOT CHICKEN"
CANCELED, WE'LL NEED A WAY TO
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MAKE MONEY.
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>> AH, IF ONLY I'D CULTIVATED
RELATIONSHIPS WITH SOME OF
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HOLLYWOOD'S MOST DYNAMIC AND
POWERFUL PLAYERS.
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[ FINGERS SNAP ] WAIT A MINUTE.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.
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QUICK, MY LESS FAMOUS COMPANION,
GRAB ON TO MY COATTAILS, AND
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LET'S BE AWAY!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
RETARD.
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WOW! WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY'S OWN
JOSS WHEDON, CREATOR OF "BUFFY,"
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"ANGEL," "FIREFLY," AND
"DOLLHOUSE," THANKS FOR MEETING
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WITH US.
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>> WE KIND OF HAVE A FAVOR TO
ASK.
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>> OH, GOOD!
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY TO
REPAY YOU FOR BAILING ON "BUFFY"
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AFTER TWO SEASONS.
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ANYTHING, SETH, REALLY.
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>> ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE US
DOING YOU A FAVOR.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE CREATORS
OF "ROBOT CHICKEN" WRITING ON
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ONE OF YOUR SHOWS?
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>> YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF
WRITING IN THE WHEDONVERSE?
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>> OH, WOW, YOU ACTUALLY SAY
"WHEDONVERSE" IN REAL LIFE.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT!
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AND AS ONE OF MY CREATIONS, I DO
BELIEVE I HAVE LET YOU LIVE LONG
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ENOUGH.
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TIME TO DIE, WEREWOLF!
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>> WOW! RON MOORE, CREATOR OF
"BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"!
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>> HOW ABOUT LETTING US COME
ABOARD AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR
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WHIP-SMART PLOTS?
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>> HELP?
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WHY WOULD I NEED HELP WRITING
PLOTS?
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I JUST THROW A DART AT THE CAST
LIST, AND BOOM -- THEY'RE A
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CYLON.
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RINSE, REPEAT, CASH THE [BLEEP]
CHECK.
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WATCH. SHA-BOOM!
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SHA-BONG! SHA-BING!
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CYLON.
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"OH, PLEASE HELP ME!
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THIS IS SO HARD!"
>> WELL, MAYBE I COULD ACT ON
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THE SHOW.
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I COULD BE A CYLON.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU COULD BE.
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YOU WON'T GET ME, YOU [BLEEP]
SKIN-JOBS!
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>> HEY, IT'S SETH MacFARLANE,
CREATOR OF "AMERICAN DAD."
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>> HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS.
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CREATOR OF "FAMILY GUY," PLEASE.
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>> LOOK, SETH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
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WE NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
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>> BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB
VOICING CHRIS ON MY INSANELY
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POPULAR SHOW.
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>> YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE ON
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
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A YEAR?
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COME ON.
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I DEPENDED ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."
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>> "ROBOT CHICKEN"?
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I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME SINCE
IT GOT RENEWED.
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>> "ROBOT CHICKEN'S" RENEWED.
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>> HA! HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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>> HOW DID I DO THAT?
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NO ONE'S ASKED ME THAT QUESTION
SINCE C-3PO BOUGHT ME A LEATHER
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JACKET WITH PEPSI POINTS.
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>> [ BURPS ]
>> WOW! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU
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WANT!
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QUICK! OFFHANDEDLY MENTION THAT
TIME WE ALL ENDED WORLD HUNGER!
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>> WHAT?
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I HAVEN'T HEARD AN IDEA THAT BAD
SINCE HANNA-BARBERA LAUNCHED
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"SCOOBY-JEW."
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>> LIKE, WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A
SCOOBY SNACK?
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>> ONE SCOOBY SNACK FOR ALL THE
WORK I DO?
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I GO INTO A DUNGEON, I EXPECT AT
LEAST TWO, MAYBE THREE SCOOBY
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SNACKS.
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>> HA HA! DIE, WEREWOLF!
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>> DIE, CYLON!
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>> AND CHECKERBOARD WIPE TO...
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> ♪ GONNA BE A GREAT DAY ♪
♪ WASHING DIRT AWAY ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET IT ALL IN MY CRACKS
AND CREVICES WITH THE SOAP ♪
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♪ CLEAN, CLEAN, AND I LOVE TO
SHOWER ♪
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
NO, AAH! AAH-HA!
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AAH! AAH!
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OW! BURNING! HOT!
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>> [ CRYING ]
>> YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS
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ARRESTED WITHOUT A LICENSE IN A
CAR CONTAINING THREE CONCEALED
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WEAPONS AND OVER AN OUNCE OF
MARIJUANA.
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>> WELL, COUNSEL, IF YOUR CLIENT
INSISTS ON PLEADING THE 5th,
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I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW
THE BOOK AT HIM.
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HOW DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?
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[ GONG CRASHES ]
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
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ORDER!
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THIS IS ABSURD.
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HE WANTS TO THROW US OFF HIS
SCENT.
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>> ♪ GOOD POINT, TALKING DOG ♪
♪ I'LL SET YOU FREE WITH SERVED
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TIME ♪
>> YOU [BLEEP] UP NOW, PaRappa!
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>> WHOA! OHH!
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>> [ GROANS ] WHOA!
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>> OH, JOHNNY, ISN'T IT
BEAUTIFUL?
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>> [ GASPS ]
M-MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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STAY.
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TAKE OUT HER TITS.
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>> STEVE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE
WONDERFUL HOSTS.
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I'M BEING SINCERE.
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>> YOU KNOW, JULIE, I DON'T
THINK YOU EVER GOT A TOUR OF THE
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HOUSE.
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> WELL, COME ON.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> MORE APPLE PIE FOR US, HUH?
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>> OH, YOU.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OH, WHO COULD THAT BE?
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
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>> EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT I AM
NEEDED UPSTAIRS!
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>> STEVE!
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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> Keep it down!
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>> I KNEW YOU ACTED WEIRD AROUND
JULIE, YOU BASTARD!
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>> PUT THIS ON YOUR PENIS!
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>> GET OFF! GET OFF ME!
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GET OFF ME!
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>> JULIE, HOW COULD YOU?!
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>> MY CLOTHES JUST FELL OFF.
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>> HER VAGINA WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR FORETHOUGHT!
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>> WILL YOU SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP
ALREADY?!
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>> I AM LEAVING YOU!
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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> HEY, WATCH THE HORSE!
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THAT WAS MY GRANDMA'S --
OH, NO, YOU BROKE IT!
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>> THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A
TROJAN CONDOM.
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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> [ Crying ] YOU SAID MY
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PROBLEM DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.
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>> IT DOESN'T.
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I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE
ANYTHING.
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>> IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!
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>> A RESERVOIR TIP IS FOR YOUR
SEMEN!
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>> I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> YOU'RE A WHORE!
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YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU WHORE!
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[ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS
OVER, TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> I GUESS I'D BETTER GO.
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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET
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THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE?
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> JUST IN CASE.
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>> OKAY, I NEED SOMEONE TO ACT
LIKE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME.
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LOUISE, HOW ABOUT YOU?
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>> ME? UH, OKAY.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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JUST COME AT ME.
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>> HIYA!
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AAH!
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>> OKAY, DID EVERYONE SEE WHAT
I DID THERE?
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>> LAST TIME ON "A SHOT AT LOVE
WITH TILA TEQUILA"...
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>> LeBARON...
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YOU HAVE A SHOT AT LOVE.
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ARE YOU INTERESTED?
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>> YES!
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>> I'M SORRY, DYKE.
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>> IT'S DIANE.
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>> YO, I GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT
TO MY ABS.
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>> TILA, ARE YOU REALLY
BISEXUAL?
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BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING I
NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
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>> OH, I AM VERY BISEXIAL,
DIANE.
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I HAVE A NUMBER OF INTERESTS,
INCLUDING ACTING AND HIP-HOP
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RECORDING ARTIST.
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I AM VERY BISEXIAL.
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[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]
>> UNH! YEAH!
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TOUGH TIE! YEAH!
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>> BUT MY HEART WILL ALWAYS
BELONG TO LEBANON.
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>> IT'S LeBARON.
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>> CUT!
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THE MISPRONUNCIATIONS ARE STILL
A PROBLEM.
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>> BUT THAT'S WHY WE MADE HER
OMNI-ETHIC, NOT TO MENTION THE
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PREPUBESCENT ALIEN-WHORE
APPEARANCE.
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>> BUT IS IT READY?
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>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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WE'RE MAKING A REALITY SH--
>> IT HAS DEMONSTRATED A LIMITED
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RANGE OF EMOTIONS, AND THE
EMOTIONS ARE APPROPRIATE ALMOST
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50% OF THE TIME.
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>> ALL RIGHT! IT'S GO TIME!
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>> WHERE'S LeBARON?
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WHERE'S LeBARON?
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>> WHAT IS IT SAYING?
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>> LeBARON!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> [ GIGGLING ]
LeB-B-B-ARON.
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>> HEY, WHAT --
>> I LOVE LeBARON.
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>> AAH! AA-A-A-A-A-A-H!
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> JUST BETWEEN HUEY AND ME...
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[ CRYING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
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LeBARON IS DEAD.
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NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO LOVE.
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WHO WILL IT BE?
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WATCH "TILA TEQUILA'S A SHOT AT
LOVE" TONIGHT ON MTV.
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[ LAUGHING ]
[ CRYING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
AAH!
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>> MOMMY, MOMMY!
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DID YOU KNOW "DOG" SPELLED
BACKWARDS IS "GOD"?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, DEAR.
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YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE
GIRL.
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>> KILL YOUR PARENTS, TRACY.
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>> I WILL, GOD!
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>> I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU,
LONE RANGER.
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SILVER BULLETS MAY BE PRETTY TOO
LOOK AT, BUT I BET THEY AIN'T NO
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GOOD FOR SHOOTING.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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LOOK AT IT GO!
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YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT SILVER COULD HAVE FED MY
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ENTIRE TRIBE FOR A YEAR.
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>> NEXT QUESTION.
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HAVE YOU EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU
LIKED HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY
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DIDN'T?
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>> [ EXHALES SLOWLY ]
HO HO.
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UM...
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OOH, HERE WE GO.
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UM...
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UH...
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OOH.
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OH, UH...
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YES.
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
YES.
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>> WOW! THEY PAD THE HELL OUT OF
THAT SHOW, HUH?
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THAT'S WHY I SUBSCRIBE TO
"JUST THE GOOD PARTS" FROM MY
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CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER.
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YOU CAN WATCH AN ENTIRE B.S.
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GAME SHOW IN JUST 15 SECONDS.
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>> EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU LIKED
HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY
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DIDN'T?
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>> YES.
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>> EVER CHEATED ON YOUR TAXES?
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>> YES.
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>> EVER USE THE "N" WORD IN
ANGER?
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>> YES.
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>> EVER PUT YOUR PENIS IN A
SLINKY?
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>> Y-- NO.
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>> YOU LOSE!
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>> AW.
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>> "JUST THE GOOD PARTS" SPEEDS
UP ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS AND
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MOVIES.
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JUST WATCH!
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[ "JAMES BOND" THEME PLAYS ]
>> BOND. JAMES BOND.
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>> AIII!
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>> NOW THAT THE MISSION'S OVER,
LET'S FIND YOUR BALLOON KNOT.
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>> OH, JAMES!
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>> I HAVE AIDS.
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> ♪ YA BA-DOP, DOO-BAH-DA
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DEE BOP BA-DOODILY DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO DAH DA-DO, YEAH ♪
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>> I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!
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I WANT TO GO HOME!
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I WAS HOME ALL ALONG.
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[ EXPLOSION ]
>> A BASTARD IN A BASKET!
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[ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ LAAAA ♪
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♪ AA-AAAAHH ♪
♪ LA-AAH ♪
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[ FARTING ]
>> NEVER A SAW A MAN KILLED WITH
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A SWORD BEFORE.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE?
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>> WISH I HAD.
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[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
>> AND BEST PICTURE GOES TO...
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"LAWRENCE OF ARABIA."
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>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FARTING ]
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>> I'M A CYLON.
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>> I'M A CYLON.
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>> DAMN IT! I'M A CYLON!
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>> I AM A CYLON.
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>> [ Grumbling ] CYLON...
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>> I AM A CYLON.
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>> UH...I -- I'M A CYLON.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> GOTCHA, YOU FILTHY CYLON SON
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OF A BITCH MOTHER [BLEEP]
YOU DIE!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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