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Oh, I've heard it all before.
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Work twice as hard
for half as much.
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But that never stopped me from
getting to this side of the table.
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But...
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And before you say it,
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I don't owe you a thing.
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Want me to do for you
what no one did for me?
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What about...
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appreciation?
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Oh.
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You want me to stand
on my doorstep and clap for you?
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Is that what you want?
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I'll do one better.
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Thank you, Jennifer,
for all your work.
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Your services are no
longer required.
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You can't do that.
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I just re-coded your entire
computer system, okay?
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I've given you everything.
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And what?
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And what if I don't leave?
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What if I take a stand?
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Are you going to take a stand?
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No.
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No I'm not.
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[Pilots' Is That What You Want]
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Are you going to take a stand?
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Keep working hard,
like you always do,
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and something will appear.
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So how's the wedding prep going?
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She still wants me to
do a speech, Mum.
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She's got a job on there.
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So, any umm?
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Nope.
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Don't be such a cynic.
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So how much to save
this place, then?
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50 within the month.
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It's ridiculous what
they're doing Mum.
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Happened in Brixton,
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happening everywhere else.
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I turnover enough money.
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It's just this one bloody payment
they're slapping everyone with.
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[Phone rings]
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Who is it?
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Hmm?
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Hello?
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How do you expect high rewards
if you don't take high risks?
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Sorry?
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Be at the Ruby Blue Bar
on Oswald Street
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at 12 noon.
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Who are you?
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I have a job for you.
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When you arrive, just say
'Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper
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always shone in the
pale moonlight'...
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I just don't know who'd do this?
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Have you let anyone go recently?
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Only 27 people in
the last month.
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27?
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Fix it now.
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Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper
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always shone in the
pale moonlight.
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What?
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Oh, sorry.
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Did I not say that right?
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Say it again.
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Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper
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DID always shine in
the moonlight.
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All the whilst
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Henry's codpiece
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protruded several inches
from his crotch.
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Although,
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by all accounts,
there was a lot more room
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in that codpiece, than
Henry wanted people to know.
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Ok Buster,
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vamoose.
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Okay boss.
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Once I despised the pomegranate.
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It looked weird, hard
to penetrate.
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Pretty messy.
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But then
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once
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I tried it,
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and I never looked back.
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Oh.
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So...
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a job.
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Do you fancy
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nipping into an office
building...
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in the city?
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Logging onto a computer and
pulling some information from it.
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And what is the info exactly?
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I'll come back to that later.
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But here's what you need to do.
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Enter the building.
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Assuming the identity
of one of their employees.
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My insider said
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that the man on duty on our day
is very lax...
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and loves to flirt.
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So just bung some glossy,
mesmerizing, smooth talk at him.
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Okay?
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They require an official I.D.
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that has a biometric
chip inside it,
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which we won't have.
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So you're going to have to
distract, charm and convince him
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that he doesn't need to scan it.
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I'll marry your brother
just to get in your family.
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Once inside, you'll have a map to
direct you to the remote terminal.
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You will override the six digit
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security code to get
into the room.
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With your skills that'll
be easy breezy.
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But these aren't the skills
of a computer programmer.
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I was joking.
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I have the door code
from an ex-employee.
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[Phone rings]
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Sorry.
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Hello?
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Alan darling...
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a useless Scouser finishes
his time.
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Is that news?
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Yeah.
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While, I remember.
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Would you source a prop for me
for Wednesday?
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Thank you.
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Erm, before you go on, I just
want to say that you know that...
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You locate a folder
called Oliver.
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Then extract the encrypted
data from it.
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Throw it onto a flashy drive.
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You mean a flash drive?
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No.
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After that, you'll be met by my
delightful driver.
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Once I've received the flashy
from you,
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checked the data is
all tickety boo.
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I will give you your fee.
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So what is the fee?
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What's 1% of 500 million?
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Must be pretty valuable
data then?
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It's a collection of accounts, passwords
and pins accessing the compound
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interest on the hushed up money
that MPs skimmed off their expenses
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BEFORE the scandal of '09.
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And just to put it
all out there,
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this is illegal, isn't it?
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Do you want to carry
on playing by the rules?
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Or do you want to play the game?
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I can't.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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You really can.
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I know you can,
because I know you need it.
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Also a little bird happened
to tell me
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that you planted a parting gift
on the FWP database.
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Yeah that proves to me
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that you have a degree
of derring do,
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but also...
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it gives me something
to hold over you.
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Pomegranate?
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No thank you.
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You have 48 hours.
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Yes. Oh.
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Ah great!
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Yeah thanks.
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We'll keep your details on file.
We'll get back to you.
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Whatever.
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Come on.
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It's not the public,
it's family and friends.
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And I want to upstage
Harley's best woman speech!
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Lols.
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Family and friends.
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A thousand people. One
single stranger.
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All terrifying Ade, no.
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Any job luck?
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I've had an offer.
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Boom!
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Black girl magic baby!
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Yeah, but I dunno if
I'm gonna take it.
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You're behind on your
rent, aren't you?
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Three months.
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So what's it saying money wise?
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The job?
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It's saying...
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it's saying a lot.
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So what's the problem?
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While I remember...
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Eric is...
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coming to the wedding
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and he's bringing his new bae.
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Great.
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Bring someone.
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I remember
when all I wanted to do was just
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fall in love and have kids with
a tall, dark, handsome bachelor
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who had a cheeky sense of humour
and a megawatt smile.
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Oh, and someone who could slay
hip hop karaoke!
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Anything else?
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A Magic Mike bod?
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Well, if he HAPPENED
to have been in Channing shape,
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I wouldn't have complained.
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You're speaking in past tense?
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Yeah, there's a reason.
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I think Jennifer needs to
step out of her comfort zone.
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And I think Adrienne needs
to mind her own bees wax.
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How many have you got left?
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Two!
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Oh good!
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Keep your head still.
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[Laughter]
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[Phone rings]
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Ready?
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Are you sabotaging my job
applications?
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I want you.
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I know you can do it.
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And I know you and
your family need the moolah.
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I've never done anything
like this before.
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Am I incarcerated right now?
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Am I a novice
without decades of experience?
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I know what I'm doing.
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Take the leap.
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For once in your life.
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Yes, we may be dipping outside
the rules a tad but this is money
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no one will miss apart from the
men who know they are in the wrong.
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I really don't want to
have to inform FWP
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of your meddling machination
costing them thousands of pounds.
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00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:45,185
This is blackmail.
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No this is persuasion.
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5 million?
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For an hour's work.
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I'll be back here at 1500.
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What the hell is that?
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Protection.
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I don't need that.
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All Gates' employees are
expected to protect themselves.
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Boss's orders.
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I am a computer programmer okay?
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I don't need that.
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Take the bag.
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I'm fine, honestly.
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Take the bag.
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I'm really not comfortable
with this.
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Might wanna check
the safety's off.
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Pretty sure it is.
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I.D.
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Lovely weather we're
having today eh?
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Is it?
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00:17:53,975 --> 00:17:55,375
Tara Munis.
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Vice president.
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Never seen you before.
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Oh, we've probably just
missed each other.
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I have to scan it.
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Wait.
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Has anyone told you that
you have really lovely eyes?
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No.
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[Machine beeps]
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Oh could you do that
again for me please?
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No.
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There's usually a male
receptionist that works here,
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is he here today?
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No.
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[Phone rings]
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The receptionist
won't let me in.
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Knew I should have put
you in skimpier attire.
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Erm also...
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you didn't mention anything
about... a gun.
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I protect all my employees, not
least when they're stealing account
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information of the shady
senior bank execs
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who took illegal tax free cash
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bonuses before the Bank of
England banned them in 2019.
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Wait.
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I thought you said it
was MP's expenses?
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Let's not get hung
up on the minutia.
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Time to use your noggin
to get into the place.
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Trigger the fire alarm?
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Don't be ridiculous darling.
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Find the back entrance.
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Slip in.
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Alright love?
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I couldn't trouble you
for one of those could I?
273
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:55,595
Alright.
274
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,465
Ah thanks love I'm gasping!
275
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,717
Where do you think you're going?
276
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:17,818
Work.
277
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,553
What like that?
278
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:25,159
Oh, I've got a date later.
279
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,661
Lucky man.
280
00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:30,697
Well look Valentina's
still on shift.
281
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,166
Oh, yeah.
282
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:33,401
The agency called.
283
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,103
They want to give her a day off,
so I'm covering.
284
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:38,706
A day off?
285
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:41,574
I could do with one of those.
286
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,977
Have fun.
287
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,615
Oh, come on.
288
00:21:23,317 --> 00:21:25,685
You were on 67% this morning!
289
00:21:49,944 --> 00:21:50,543
Wait.
290
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,312
What did he say it was?
291
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:52,013
He said it was...
292
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,148
the month reversed...
293
00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:59,686
and the door number... ugh!
294
00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:06,894
Erm...
295
00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:08,262
excuse me?
296
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,231
You're not supposed to
be on this floor.
297
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,532
Hello?
298
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:16,871
Umm I was told to start at the
top and then work my way down?
299
00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:19,073
It's my first day
so I'm a bit lost. Sorry.
300
00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:20,775
That's okay.
301
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:22,376
We'll get you down to Rebecca and we'll
find out where you're supposed to be...
302
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:23,477
[Phone beeps]
303
00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,245
Erm do you think we
could try and...
304
00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:25,379
CRAP!
305
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,414
Donny coin's going
through the roof.
306
00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:27,547
You get yourself to reception.
307
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,949
Find out where you're
supposed to be.
308
00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:30,617
Okay, will do.
309
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:13,187
This is the part of
the job I hate.
310
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:17,758
Actually, that's a lie.
311
00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:19,326
This is the best bit.
312
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:21,262
What's your job?
313
00:24:35,009 --> 00:24:36,744
Oh don't worry. It's fake.
314
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:39,013
I used it for a stag do
a few months back.
315
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:41,882
Was a good do.
316
00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:45,886
I'm John Smith, COO,
317
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:49,256
and this is my place.
318
00:24:59,166 --> 00:24:59,800
Forgive me,
319
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:03,170
but it doesn't look like you're
doing much cleaning right now?
320
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:05,839
Maintenance on the
internal network.
321
00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:11,645
Oh, I had to re-train.
322
00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:14,481
I have two jobs,
you know, make ends meet.
323
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:23,057
Erm could you give me a little
bit of privacy please so I can...
324
00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:29,263
Oh, I need to go and
speak to a client anyway.
325
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,397
Cool beans.
326
00:25:31,465 --> 00:25:32,733
How long will you be?
327
00:25:34,703 --> 00:25:35,903
10 minutes?
328
00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:38,839
Cool beans.
329
00:25:54,321 --> 00:25:55,724
I've heard it's rough
in your kinds
330
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,057
of neighborhoods...
331
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,328
But wow.
332
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:05,833
Oh, don't worry.
333
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:07,268
I'm not a grass.
334
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,739
Well if you don't mind...
335
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,273
Oh, yes, of course.
336
00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:15,542
I'll go and make a coffee
and do a video call.
337
00:26:16,844 --> 00:26:18,178
Would you like me
to bring a coffee in for you?
338
00:26:18,512 --> 00:26:21,148
I really should just finish my
work, otherwise I'll be in trouble.
339
00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:22,249
Cool.
340
00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:23,651
Well I'm gonna.
341
00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:24,351
I'm gonna.
342
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:25,286
Gre...
343
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:25,986
Great.
344
00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,949
[Phone rings]
345
00:26:58,252 --> 00:26:59,853
Yes dear?
346
00:27:00,354 --> 00:27:01,188
Car trouble.
347
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:04,058
Yeah it's just not playing ball.
348
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:06,226
Well you better fix it then?
349
00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:07,361
Haven't you?
350
00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:09,229
And quickly.
351
00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:29,583
[Knock knock knock]
352
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,318
Made you a coffee.
353
00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:32,419
One minute.
354
00:27:44,264 --> 00:27:46,967
You looked like
you could use a caffeine boost.
355
00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:48,502
I don't drink coffee.
356
00:27:48,737 --> 00:27:51,438
Oh, you work a cleaning job
357
00:27:51,472 --> 00:27:55,042
and an I.T. job,
but you don't drink coffee?
358
00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:56,310
I like tea.
359
00:27:56,778 --> 00:27:58,278
A nice herbal tea
360
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,015
in a flask and a walk
up to Muswell Hill.
361
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,884
Muswell Hill
362
00:28:04,753 --> 00:28:07,421
I always thought that'd be a
great name for an R&B group.
363
00:28:09,256 --> 00:28:14,428
You know like Dru Hill,
112, Black Street, Jagged Edge.
364
00:28:14,729 --> 00:28:16,897
They all sound like locations.
365
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,000
90s R&B.
366
00:28:20,601 --> 00:28:24,972
If only that level of romance
was possible in real life.
367
00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:33,414
You know, I found my girlfriend
368
00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:37,050
cheating with my best
mate from uni
369
00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:39,686
on the day I was going
to propose.
370
00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:45,325
Well, if it's any consolation,
371
00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:49,563
there's only three ways
a marriage can go really.
372
00:28:50,732 --> 00:28:52,332
Disappointment,
373
00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:53,434
divorce
374
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,269
or death.
375
00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,673
What do you call that?
'The Three D's'?
376
00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:01,408
'The Three D's'.
377
00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,686
I think we're on the same page.
378
00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:15,790
[Machine pings]
379
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,658
Peaches and cream.
380
00:29:22,496 --> 00:29:23,263
Job done?
381
00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:24,665
Almost.
382
00:29:25,767 --> 00:29:26,567
Now...
383
00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:29,737
you don't do caffeine, but...
384
00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:36,210
do you do tobacco?
385
00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:37,444
I'm fine, thanks.
386
00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:43,250
How long? Ten?
387
00:29:44,318 --> 00:29:46,553
I'll definitely be gone by then.
388
00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:50,457
Well,
389
00:29:55,696 --> 00:29:56,831
I'll be up on the roof
390
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,734
having a smoke
in case you change your mind.
391
00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:03,136
It's a lovely rooftop.
392
00:30:11,713 --> 00:30:12,513
Right.
393
00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:13,413
Let's get out of here.
394
00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:18,051
Right I'm going for a break.
395
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:19,520
Oh, baby.
396
00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:21,221
What?
397
00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:45,707
Can't believe I almost
forgot this!
398
00:31:53,647 --> 00:31:57,618
I'll be up on the roof having a
smoke in case you change your mind.
399
00:32:40,995 --> 00:32:42,663
Peaches
400
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:44,732
and cream.
401
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,236
Hmm. Dance with me.
402
00:32:50,671 --> 00:32:51,538
Sorry what?
403
00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:58,079
The song by 112.
404
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,315
I always preferred 'Dance
With Me' to 'Peaches & Cream'.
405
00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:17,330
Here.
406
00:33:20,701 --> 00:33:21,803
I'm trying to give up.
407
00:33:25,106 --> 00:33:26,741
How were are you
going to propose by the way?
408
00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:34,347
Booked out the restaurant
we went to on our first date.
409
00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:37,617
Spelled out her name in
roses on the table
410
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,122
and sang 'Let's Get Married' a
cappella with my schoolmates
411
00:33:41,155 --> 00:33:42,589
on backing vocals.
412
00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:48,462
Corny I know.
413
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:52,834
Brandy...
414
00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:53,868
'Brandy'?
415
00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:55,535
That was her name?
416
00:33:57,972 --> 00:33:59,673
Not THE Brandy, of course.
417
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:02,542
Although that'd be rather great.
418
00:34:24,132 --> 00:34:25,298
He swapped 'em.
419
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:26,934
What?
420
00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:28,970
When he gave us the
coffees he's um...
421
00:34:31,072 --> 00:34:32,874
yeah, yeah he's given
me the latte.
422
00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:33,941
Has he?
423
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:34,942
Yeah.
424
00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:41,849
It's an America no.
425
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:42,850
Its my America no.
426
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:43,517
Yeah.
427
00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:44,085
Ugh.
428
00:34:44,118 --> 00:34:44,719
Well here you are.
429
00:34:46,254 --> 00:34:47,287
Cheers mate.
430
00:34:52,727 --> 00:34:54,361
[Elevator pings]
431
00:34:57,765 --> 00:34:58,365
Hello.
432
00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:00,868
Look, my pickup is coming
any minute now.
433
00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:02,036
Where's my USB?
434
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:05,505
You've got it.
435
00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:06,841
This one is blue.
436
00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:07,842
Mine is red.
437
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,910
Where is it?
438
00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:22,924
Search me...
439
00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:27,427
if you want?
440
00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:31,833
Start at the top and
work your way down.
441
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,367
I can search you
without your instructions.
442
00:35:46,781 --> 00:35:50,650
Funny thing about being
a big COO of a...
443
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,062
You NEVER touch a black
woman's hair.
444
00:36:03,164 --> 00:36:05,132
That's not your real hair?
445
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:05,933
Yes it is.
446
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,567
I bloody PAID for it!
447
00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:16,344
If we don't increase the
sales target by next quarter,
448
00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:19,180
we're all going to be
really, really...
449
00:36:19,213 --> 00:36:21,115
[Eelevator pings]
450
00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,418
She's my chiropractor.
451
00:36:26,087 --> 00:36:27,387
Really?
452
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,590
I just assumed
it was some kind of role play?
453
00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:35,229
Guilty as charged. Haha.
454
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:38,799
Maybe find somewhere
more discreet?
455
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,802
Yeah, the storage cupboard
on the fifth floor is kind of handy.
456
00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:42,970
Great.
457
00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:45,706
Have fun.
458
00:36:49,343 --> 00:36:51,712
So I don't think this board of directors
know what they're doing anyway.
459
00:36:51,746 --> 00:36:52,980
So I think we could do is...
460
00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:54,414
Well they should have
made you partner.
461
00:36:54,447 --> 00:36:55,515
Well of course they
should have...
462
00:37:17,204 --> 00:37:18,638
I can't let you leave with that.
463
00:37:40,895 --> 00:37:41,762
Seriously?
464
00:37:41,996 --> 00:37:43,197
Give me the USB.
465
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:49,303
I think we both know
you're not going to shoot...
466
00:37:49,337 --> 00:37:50,237
[GUNSHOT]
467
00:37:56,177 --> 00:38:01,148
4-7-5 to base, investigating possible
gunshot at RAD building, West Side.
468
00:38:01,816 --> 00:38:04,118
Report back when we
know more, over.
469
00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,654
Wow, guns are loud!
470
00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,959
Jesus Christ you bloody shot me!
471
00:38:11,993 --> 00:38:12,460
Oh my god.
472
00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,427
I'm so sorry.
473
00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,029
Oh well that's alright then!
474
00:38:15,562 --> 00:38:17,664
Okay we're gonna have
to get out of here right now.
475
00:38:18,665 --> 00:38:20,101
What happened to your voice?
476
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:21,534
What are you talking about?
477
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:22,770
This is my voice. And this...
478
00:38:22,903 --> 00:38:24,839
Alright, this is my
real voice. Okay?
479
00:38:25,373 --> 00:38:26,474
Who are you working for?
480
00:38:26,606 --> 00:38:28,508
Myself. I'm working for myself.
481
00:38:30,945 --> 00:38:31,578
Police!
482
00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:33,014
Is everything alright up there?
483
00:38:33,047 --> 00:38:34,448
We've got to get out
of here right now.
484
00:38:34,547 --> 00:38:36,050
Not before you give me the USB.
485
00:38:37,385 --> 00:38:38,551
Oh...
486
00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:54,235
[Elevator pings]
487
00:39:12,987 --> 00:39:13,921
We're trapped.
488
00:39:14,422 --> 00:39:15,089
Yep.
489
00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:17,557
But God loves a try-er.
490
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,928
Maybe a beam fell?
491
00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:23,097
How old's the building?
492
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:25,933
Did you hear that Guv?
493
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:26,967
Hear what?
494
00:39:28,269 --> 00:39:28,903
[Phone rings]
495
00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:29,737
Seriously?
496
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:33,808
Let me have a wander.
497
00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:21,489
Parker I'm gonna go and do a
sweep of the ground floor.
498
00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:22,823
As soon as Chopra gets here,
499
00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,657
I want you to work your way up
the building.
500
00:40:24,825 --> 00:40:26,193
Right so where am I going?
501
00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,195
You're working your way
up the building.
502
00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:29,330
Up the building?
503
00:40:29,696 --> 00:40:31,065
D'ya mean at the top?
504
00:40:33,134 --> 00:40:34,068
I mean up.
505
00:40:34,135 --> 00:40:35,169
Right, up.
506
00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:36,871
Got ya, no worries Guv.
507
00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:39,306
Seen anything?
508
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:40,640
Heard some noise.
509
00:40:40,673 --> 00:40:42,143
Might have been some
office noise?
510
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,044
Definitely sounded
like a gunshot.
511
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:45,980
Well this is awkward.
512
00:40:46,247 --> 00:40:47,014
Hmm.
513
00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:50,618
You're the worst thief
I've ever come across.
514
00:40:50,918 --> 00:40:54,221
I'm not a thief,
I'm a computer programmer.
515
00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:55,189
Yeah.
516
00:40:56,257 --> 00:40:58,425
Anyway, I saw an office
party downstairs.
517
00:40:58,459 --> 00:40:59,326
Did ya?
518
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,127
You know what that means?
519
00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:00,561
What does that mean?
520
00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:01,328
Free cake.
521
00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,196
So what we do now?
522
00:41:05,366 --> 00:41:06,033
John?
523
00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:08,668
JOHN!
524
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,905
Stop messing around.
525
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:22,616
I didn't mean to shoot you.
526
00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:23,884
By the way.
527
00:41:28,022 --> 00:41:28,822
What was it?
528
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,091
Didn't find anything
out of the ordinary.
529
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,726
Could be the beams?
530
00:41:34,261 --> 00:41:36,030
He's obsessed with beams.
531
00:41:37,431 --> 00:41:38,199
What?
532
00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:41,669
Just keep an ear out.
533
00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:44,738
Let us know if anything else
out of the ordinary happens.
534
00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:48,809
I'm just going to see
if next door has a kit.
535
00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:06,594
[Football crowd cheers]
536
00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:07,428
Oh come on!
537
00:42:07,461 --> 00:42:08,829
How're we losing 2-0?
538
00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:16,070
[Phone rings]
539
00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:19,139
I'll be there soon.
540
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,074
How long?
541
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:21,475
Hard to say...
542
00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:22,409
20?
543
00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:23,210
20!
544
00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:45,532
Do they have first aid
kits in toilets?
545
00:43:15,296 --> 00:43:15,996
Bloody hell!
546
00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:17,398
You haven't got a mixer have ya?
547
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:20,968
Would you rather a herbal tea?
548
00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:29,176
Okay...
549
00:43:30,844 --> 00:43:32,513
So I'm gonna help you,
550
00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,148
but not before you tell me
551
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,083
who you are and what
you're doing here?
552
00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:49,897
Cook.
553
00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:51,065
George Cook.
554
00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:53,867
Was the secret agent response
really necessary?
555
00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:56,570
Well I thought it
was appropriate.
556
00:44:00,007 --> 00:44:04,345
I'm not some Oxford Cambridge
silver spoon COO.
557
00:44:05,479 --> 00:44:08,082
I'm a state school lad
from the land of the Beatles...
558
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:12,953
and I steal things.
559
00:44:21,730 --> 00:44:22,396
Cook.
560
00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:23,297
You ready?
561
00:44:45,787 --> 00:44:47,121
It's an easy job.
562
00:44:47,822 --> 00:44:49,189
5 mil, no fuss.
563
00:45:15,717 --> 00:45:17,284
...and I steal things
564
00:45:18,853 --> 00:45:21,155
usually while deceiving people.
565
00:45:22,489 --> 00:45:24,491
Kind of like what you
do with your hair.
566
00:45:24,525 --> 00:45:25,592
Don't push me.
567
00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,397
Put your hands out.
568
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:31,900
What?
569
00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:33,500
I still don't trust you.
570
00:45:35,436 --> 00:45:36,437
Come on!
571
00:45:39,741 --> 00:45:40,607
By the way,
572
00:45:40,909 --> 00:45:41,709
I'm only doing this...
573
00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:42,943
Because you fancy me?
574
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,713
Because I've got a conscience!
575
00:45:47,548 --> 00:45:48,415
Hmm.
576
00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:56,724
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
577
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,562
Oh, okay. Take it
easy, easy, easy.
578
00:46:01,595 --> 00:46:02,396
ARGH!
579
00:46:02,764 --> 00:46:03,430
OH!
580
00:46:03,964 --> 00:46:05,365
OH MY GOD.
581
00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:06,166
Quiet!
582
00:46:07,434 --> 00:46:08,001
Chaa!
583
00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:10,137
You're not very
good with your hands are ya?
584
00:46:10,805 --> 00:46:12,039
I'm nearly there!
585
00:46:14,675 --> 00:46:15,342
OH!
586
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:25,252
Hopefully that should do it?
587
00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:34,695
Well done Guv.
588
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,263
What for?
589
00:46:36,697 --> 00:46:37,664
What you did back there.
590
00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:39,299
What did I do?
591
00:46:40,534 --> 00:46:41,335
Come on.
592
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:44,772
Calm, measured, respectful.
593
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:49,142
You're what every police officer
should aspire to be.
594
00:46:50,344 --> 00:46:51,278
Not really.
595
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,679
Oh,
596
00:46:53,715 --> 00:46:55,082
and modest as well.
597
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,319
You were born to do this.
598
00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:44,064
Funny.
599
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:46,133
What?
600
00:47:46,868 --> 00:47:48,368
I've never...
601
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,405
kissed a guy I've shot before.
602
00:47:53,574 --> 00:47:55,309
Well there's a first
time for everything.
603
00:48:14,528 --> 00:48:15,329
George?
604
00:48:17,698 --> 00:48:19,132
George?
605
00:48:23,037 --> 00:48:23,738
GEORGE!
606
00:48:24,638 --> 00:48:25,305
George.
607
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:26,540
Can you hear me?
608
00:48:27,976 --> 00:48:30,143
You passed out, I think
you were dreaming.
609
00:48:31,913 --> 00:48:32,714
Hold on.
610
00:48:33,347 --> 00:48:34,949
Where you sex dreaming?
611
00:48:35,115 --> 00:48:36,249
'Sex dreaming'?
612
00:48:37,051 --> 00:48:38,019
About ME?
613
00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:39,821
As if I'd be 'sex dreaming'
about you.
614
00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:44,792
Where's this pickup
of yours anyway?
615
00:48:45,893 --> 00:48:47,194
He's not answering his phone.
616
00:48:47,494 --> 00:48:49,262
But the police have
left at least.
617
00:48:54,568 --> 00:48:55,235
Hey...
618
00:48:57,371 --> 00:48:59,172
what if we went 50/50?
619
00:49:00,775 --> 00:49:01,709
I should ask for more.
620
00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:03,911
Call it compensation
for the assault.
621
00:49:04,344 --> 00:49:05,245
I'm going to leave now.
622
00:49:05,312 --> 00:49:06,480
Pick up or no pick up.
623
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:08,016
What's Gates...
624
00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:09,383
giving you...
625
00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:12,285
out of interest?
626
00:49:14,122 --> 00:49:15,322
You know him?
627
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,898
Here's three reasons
why you need to take my offer.
628
00:49:24,932 --> 00:49:25,666
One.
629
00:49:26,901 --> 00:49:28,102
You're in over your head.
630
00:49:28,669 --> 00:49:30,805
You've never done anything
like this before.
631
00:49:32,506 --> 00:49:33,340
Right...
632
00:49:34,241 --> 00:49:36,576
So why not hand over the Oliver
folder to me?
633
00:49:36,878 --> 00:49:37,979
The career criminal.
634
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:41,515
Let me get my hands dirty,
lessen the risk.
635
00:49:42,516 --> 00:49:43,183
Two.
636
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,287
You shot me.
637
00:49:48,221 --> 00:49:49,824
Now, that's not just a
Section 18 assault.
638
00:49:49,924 --> 00:49:53,393
That's attempted murder, which
carries a fifteen year minimum sentence.
639
00:49:53,895 --> 00:49:55,629
If I choose to press charges...
640
00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:57,932
which I will.
641
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:00,534
And three.
642
00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:03,303
The one you really want to hear.
643
00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:08,508
I did work for Gates...
644
00:50:10,078 --> 00:50:11,979
and I know...
645
00:50:12,013 --> 00:50:14,115
that Gates is gonna
screw you over,
646
00:50:14,148 --> 00:50:16,316
as soon as you hand
over the loot.
647
00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:23,557
So what's it going to be?
648
00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,661
I think you're more of an
opportunist than you let on.
649
00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:32,967
This is just a little one
off pay day in between jobs.
650
00:50:33,968 --> 00:50:35,302
Right...
651
00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:38,039
A bonus for someone
who's done things the RIGHT way
652
00:50:38,072 --> 00:50:40,474
and deserves a little
cash injection.
653
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:43,443
MAYBE this someone doesn't
654
00:50:43,477 --> 00:50:46,346
want to have to work
twice as hard for half as much.
655
00:50:47,215 --> 00:50:52,220
MAYBE this person deserves to pay
off thirty grand's worth of student debt.
656
00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:53,420
You know, the moment
657
00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:56,958
when society punishes you for
studying and getting good grades?
658
00:50:56,991 --> 00:50:58,458
MAYBE
659
00:50:58,492 --> 00:51:02,329
this person deserves to put a
deposit down on somewhere
660
00:51:02,362 --> 00:51:05,767
half decent to live in the city
she was BLOODY born in.
661
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,068
And finally get on the
property ladder.
662
00:51:07,101 --> 00:51:09,402
I mean, is that so much to ASK?
663
00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:21,548
Have you given that
speech before?
664
00:51:26,319 --> 00:51:29,857
Every working class
generation gets a raw deal.
665
00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:38,565
My dad died when I was three and me
Mum couldn't afford to bring me up so...
666
00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:41,135
I moved in with me Nan.
667
00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:44,238
We didn't have much,
but she made the best of it.
668
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,406
Like her mum and her mum's mum.
669
00:51:47,374 --> 00:51:48,542
We used to play blackjack
670
00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:51,411
and rummy every afternoon
after school.
671
00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:54,048
And she beat me every time.
672
00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:57,919
You know what she used to say
after I lost?
673
00:51:59,153 --> 00:52:00,654
'God loves to try-er'.
674
00:52:01,688 --> 00:52:03,758
And what I thought
she meant was,
675
00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:05,793
is that eventually
I get rewarded.
676
00:52:05,827 --> 00:52:08,395
If I kept putting in efforts
and hard work.
677
00:52:09,997 --> 00:52:11,598
But then I realized
678
00:52:11,999 --> 00:52:13,935
what she actually meant was,
679
00:52:14,202 --> 00:52:15,169
you only win
680
00:52:15,669 --> 00:52:18,739
if you push your luck
and go outside the rules.
681
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,710
She always beat me because
she cheated.
682
00:52:24,111 --> 00:52:25,847
She did what she had to do.
683
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:31,285
Now I dunno about you,
but I feel totally guilt-free
684
00:52:31,319 --> 00:52:36,757
about taking the access codes from
the accounts containing the millions
685
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:40,928
British councils have taken in
undeserved parking fines since 1986.
686
00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:42,830
Parking fines?
687
00:52:43,097 --> 00:52:44,332
Daylight robbery innit?
688
00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:49,704
No, I mean, Gates said it was the
undiscovered expenses from MPs,
689
00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:53,473
but then they also said it
was dodgy banker bonuses...
690
00:52:53,506 --> 00:52:54,674
I don't know.
691
00:52:55,710 --> 00:52:56,476
Oh?
692
00:52:59,613 --> 00:53:00,915
Well...
693
00:53:00,948 --> 00:53:04,451
whatever it is, could you
untie me so I can go for a wazz?
694
00:53:04,484 --> 00:53:05,853
I'm bursting at the seams here.
695
00:53:07,822 --> 00:53:09,023
What I'm serious!
696
00:53:37,184 --> 00:53:38,585
[GUNSHOT]
697
00:53:56,137 --> 00:53:57,104
Oh!
698
00:54:00,207 --> 00:54:01,474
Thank you.
699
00:54:19,226 --> 00:54:20,627
Forget something?
700
00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:40,247
Let's go. Me and you.
701
00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:42,649
It's funny you're offering
me that now.
702
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:45,820
Unlike you.
703
00:54:45,853 --> 00:54:48,655
I have shot people before...
704
00:54:49,489 --> 00:54:51,726
and I've got no problem
doing it again.
705
00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:57,865
I'm not telling you where it is, so
you might as well just shoot me.
706
00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:06,639
What's happening?
707
00:55:08,309 --> 00:55:09,110
Can I help you?
708
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:33,467
Look.
709
00:55:33,901 --> 00:55:36,569
It's either 50/50 or
Gates takes it all.
710
00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,106
You're not going to shoot me.
711
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,741
Oh, yeah? Why's that?
712
00:55:41,008 --> 00:55:41,942
You fancy me.
713
00:55:42,476 --> 00:55:43,310
As if.
714
00:55:51,285 --> 00:55:54,088
You know I've spent
my entire life being a pushover.
715
00:55:54,654 --> 00:55:56,757
For once I'm going
to take a stand.
716
00:56:17,644 --> 00:56:19,180
What are we doing up here?
717
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:31,591
What are you doing?
718
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,529
Oh, I'm sorry.
719
00:56:36,263 --> 00:56:39,867
Did you fancy waiting in that
room for when the cops checked it?
720
00:56:48,976 --> 00:56:50,845
Still think it's the beams?
721
00:56:53,581 --> 00:56:54,915
Blimey.
722
00:56:56,217 --> 00:56:58,018
Are you going to pull that
trigger then or what?
723
00:57:01,388 --> 00:57:02,823
Give me the USB.
724
00:57:03,656 --> 00:57:04,892
I already told you.
725
00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:07,328
I'm not going to do that.
726
00:57:10,197 --> 00:57:11,398
I need this money.
727
00:57:12,433 --> 00:57:15,836
I deserve this money.
728
00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:24,712
And I didn't spend
all those years in prison...
729
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,381
just to come out and
get done over
730
00:57:27,414 --> 00:57:28,215
by that posh...
731
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:57,211
What are you doing here George?
732
00:58:09,156 --> 00:58:10,124
It's a fake.
733
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:13,360
I've seen the real thing.
734
00:58:15,129 --> 00:58:17,164
And this looks like
the real thing.
735
00:58:17,431 --> 00:58:18,199
What?
736
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:22,436
Undercover all along.
737
00:58:28,642 --> 00:58:29,777
Is this the stuff?
738
00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,179
What do you mean
he was undercover all along?
739
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,014
Long story.
740
00:58:34,748 --> 00:58:38,118
Is this or is this
not the stuff?
741
00:58:40,554 --> 00:58:41,222
No.
742
00:58:42,256 --> 00:58:45,092
Um it's in the herbal
tea tins downstairs.
743
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:46,961
You what?
744
00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:49,196
Room 1380.
745
00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:52,766
One sec!
746
00:58:58,572 --> 00:58:59,974
Give me that?
747
00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:03,844
What you doing?
748
00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:07,648
Anything to make a copper
749
00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,515
look more dumb innit?
750
00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:34,508
I don't think you understand.
751
00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:35,776
I've been given orders.
752
00:59:35,809 --> 00:59:38,045
We need to leave the
building now.
753
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:43,317
Gunshots to the ceiling,
signs of struggle.
754
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:45,085
Send forensics to retreive
the bullet.
755
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:47,988
Take bloods and dust
the place really.
756
00:59:48,022 --> 00:59:50,424
Send some extra squaddies
for security.
757
00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:52,259
Someone needs to question
the receptionist.
758
00:59:52,526 --> 00:59:55,262
I'll stay here, make sure no
one contaminates the evidence.
759
00:59:58,866 --> 01:00:00,234
How are we going to
get past them?
760
01:00:29,530 --> 01:00:32,232
You might want to consider a
change of career.
761
01:00:35,336 --> 01:00:36,170
You know...
762
01:00:36,771 --> 01:00:37,905
re-train.
763
01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:40,541
Thanks, Boris.
764
01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:48,449
[Phone rings]
765
01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:54,355
It's done.
766
01:00:55,255 --> 01:00:56,256
Good.
767
01:00:58,692 --> 01:01:02,062
[Laughter]
768
01:01:31,258 --> 01:01:32,292
Did he take it?
769
01:01:33,227 --> 01:01:34,128
He did.
770
01:01:36,563 --> 01:01:37,598
Jennifer?
771
01:01:38,232 --> 01:01:39,133
George?
772
01:01:40,234 --> 01:01:44,338
Can I buy you a drink sometime?
773
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:47,608
That makes a better story
774
01:01:47,641 --> 01:01:49,276
than swiping right.
775
01:02:03,657 --> 01:02:06,527
My best friend's getting
married in a couple of weeks...
776
01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:10,964
Maybe you'd like some company?
777
01:02:11,565 --> 01:02:12,966
Maybe I would?
778
01:02:17,806 --> 01:02:18,572
JENNIFER!
779
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,174
Jenn!
780
01:02:20,909 --> 01:02:22,276
Can you hear me?
781
01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:30,117
Sex dreaming?
782
01:02:31,218 --> 01:02:32,186
As if.
783
01:02:33,721 --> 01:02:35,088
We'd better get out of here.
784
01:02:36,858 --> 01:02:38,358
Bizzies are swarming.
785
01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,060
Hang on?
786
01:02:41,495 --> 01:02:42,596
Are you a cop or not?
787
01:02:58,145 --> 01:02:59,379
Take your clothes off.
788
01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:02,049
We really got time for that?
789
01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,384
Just take your clothes off. Now!
790
01:03:05,018 --> 01:03:06,220
Why what am I putting on?
791
01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:07,020
This.
792
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:11,024
No, I've got a better idea.
793
01:03:14,061 --> 01:03:15,362
Should still be...
794
01:03:19,132 --> 01:03:20,234
I'll put on...
795
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:21,736
what I came in with.
796
01:03:22,202 --> 01:03:24,906
Oh, great idea. Cat
burglar outfit.
797
01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:26,540
The police won't bat an eyelid.
798
01:03:28,776 --> 01:03:30,043
You're right.
799
01:03:37,251 --> 01:03:40,187
Ah, who ah who ah who ah, slow.
800
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:42,489
You alright?
801
01:03:53,868 --> 01:03:54,701
Gimme that...
802
01:03:55,469 --> 01:03:55,904
This?
803
01:03:55,937 --> 01:03:56,603
Yeah.
804
01:04:08,016 --> 01:04:09,349
Stop flexing.
805
01:04:13,453 --> 01:04:14,822
Stop perving.
806
01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:17,491
Don't flatter yourself.
807
01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:35,576
So when you've finished
808
01:04:35,609 --> 01:04:37,845
cleaning the toilets
on every floor, I'd like you to
809
01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:39,513
dust the ceilings thoroughly.
810
01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:43,718
Oh sorry Officer, I was told the
incident happened on the 4th?
811
01:04:43,851 --> 01:04:45,686
I'm Tara Munis, Vice-President.
812
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,187
Oh. Pleasure.
813
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:50,090
Yeah well it's clear you run a
very tight and honest ship here so...
814
01:04:50,390 --> 01:04:53,027
Yes, well, I'm just finishing
showing this one his rounds.
815
01:04:53,061 --> 01:04:57,531
Erm how about we meet in my
office in let's say fifteen minutes?
816
01:04:57,832 --> 01:04:58,498
Lovely.
817
01:04:58,967 --> 01:04:59,901
Alright, after you.
818
01:04:59,934 --> 01:05:00,667
Wonderful.
819
01:05:08,943 --> 01:05:09,811
Same again?
820
01:05:10,644 --> 01:05:13,614
No. The receptionist's
already seen me.
821
01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:17,719
That was with your
wig on though...
822
01:05:18,019 --> 01:05:18,820
Really?
823
01:05:19,419 --> 01:05:21,555
Well, throw in an accent
to really sell it?
824
01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:24,324
Risky...
825
01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,206
Madam. It's for your own safety.
826
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,241
We need you to leave
the building right now.
827
01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:44,746
Listen, I think this is really
unnecessary.
828
01:05:45,079 --> 01:05:46,313
I've been given orders.
829
01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:47,782
We need to leave the building.
830
01:05:47,815 --> 01:05:50,283
It's for your own safety.
Please, will you follow me?
831
01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:51,485
I'm not leaving the desk.
832
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:54,521
Don't you think you're just
overreacting just a little bit?
833
01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:59,226
No, we need to leave now.
834
01:06:03,898 --> 01:06:04,799
High risk,
835
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,467
high reward.
836
01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,671
Brandy Harris C.I.D.
837
01:06:10,972 --> 01:06:12,406
Great work today, officers.
838
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,441
Wait.
839
01:06:15,076 --> 01:06:16,711
I've met you before.
840
01:06:16,978 --> 01:06:18,746
Your name's Tara?
841
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,814
Tara something.
842
01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,316
Everything okay here?
843
01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:27,454
Do we all look the
same to you then?
844
01:06:29,423 --> 01:06:30,624
What?
845
01:06:30,657 --> 01:06:33,928
Nice bit of racial profiling
on a Wednesday afternoon.
846
01:06:34,862 --> 01:06:35,763
No.
847
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:39,901
Lucky for you, we have a bigger
incident to investigate, don't we officer?
848
01:06:39,934 --> 01:06:40,701
Yes, ma'am.
849
01:06:40,935 --> 01:06:42,937
Well, this one's
a bit shaken up,
850
01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:46,673
so I'm gonna take him for a coffee
and you're gonna give me a statement.
851
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,607
Aren't you Dimitri?
852
01:06:50,044 --> 01:06:52,579
Yesh... da, da.
853
01:06:52,714 --> 01:06:54,782
Although I have not
yet finished ze
854
01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:58,351
cleaning of ze toilets.
855
01:06:58,953 --> 01:07:00,353
Is this okay?
856
01:07:01,022 --> 01:07:02,890
You've been through
enough, Dimitri.
857
01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:03,958
Let's go.
858
01:07:03,991 --> 01:07:04,726
Come on.
859
01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:12,459
What about appreciation?
860
01:08:14,628 --> 01:08:16,964
You want me to stand
on my doorstep and clap for you?
861
01:08:18,465 --> 01:08:19,666
Is that what you want?
862
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:32,612
So you're not giving
me a bonus then?
863
01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:35,615
For being undercover for
the best part of three years?
864
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:38,186
Sorry, you're out.
865
01:08:38,219 --> 01:08:39,921
Empty handed.
866
01:08:49,563 --> 01:08:51,531
Can I just ask ya one thing?
867
01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:57,705
The account numbers and pin
codes stolen and put onto the USB.
868
01:08:58,973 --> 01:09:02,944
I was told it was parking
fine profits from councils
869
01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:06,280
but then, I heard it was
870
01:09:06,314 --> 01:09:09,416
illegal funds from
banker bonuses
871
01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:11,886
and then
872
01:09:12,619 --> 01:09:15,256
I heard it was a secret stash
873
01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:17,591
from MPs expenses...
874
01:09:18,326 --> 01:09:19,927
Is there a question
in there somewhere?
875
01:09:22,196 --> 01:09:23,597
Well, which one was it?
876
01:09:30,437 --> 01:09:32,039
You're not on the
payroll anymore.
877
01:09:34,976 --> 01:09:36,409
Why would I tell you?
878
01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:03,170
Last day tomorrow.
879
01:10:04,805 --> 01:10:05,873
I'm sorry, Mum.
880
01:10:06,573 --> 01:10:08,009
It's not your fault.
881
01:10:08,309 --> 01:10:09,911
I should have been able to help.
882
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:12,046
Don't be stupid.
883
01:10:12,213 --> 01:10:14,081
I should have been
able to help YOU.
884
01:10:14,447 --> 01:10:16,483
Mums are supposed to do that.
885
01:10:26,327 --> 01:10:27,594
Come on, Mum.
886
01:10:50,151 --> 01:10:51,218
So, yeah,
887
01:10:51,819 --> 01:10:53,154
that's the long and short of it.
888
01:10:56,456 --> 01:10:58,525
Oh. My. God.
889
01:10:58,826 --> 01:11:00,227
You can't tell anyone, though.
890
01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,196
Who do you think I am?
891
01:11:03,630 --> 01:11:04,966
I don't know what
I'm going to do.
892
01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:05,933
Seriously.
893
01:11:07,335 --> 01:11:08,970
Ask him if he's free
on the 23rd?
894
01:11:10,838 --> 01:11:11,671
Joking.
895
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:13,808
Or am I?
896
01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:14,709
Lolz?
897
01:11:15,508 --> 01:11:16,777
What would you do, though?
898
01:11:17,278 --> 01:11:18,112
Really?
899
01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:23,284
So the bad guy screwed you over?
900
01:11:24,118 --> 01:11:26,887
You went in with nothing,
came out with nothing.
901
01:11:27,487 --> 01:11:28,823
But you did shoot this guy?
902
01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,091
Yeah...
903
01:11:30,557 --> 01:11:33,227
And you did attempt
to steal millions of pounds...
904
01:11:34,729 --> 01:11:38,866
But if this piece of white
chocolate is a con artist?
905
01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:41,302
Then I don't think you have
anything to worry about.
906
01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:42,403
And if he's a cop?
907
01:11:42,737 --> 01:11:45,006
Then you better hope and pray
he fancies you...
908
01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:48,809
like early nineties
jungle fever vibes.
909
01:11:49,477 --> 01:11:51,779
We're gonna need some
more wine then!
910
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:55,816
So this is the spot?
911
01:12:11,265 --> 01:12:12,066
Not bad.
912
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:15,936
I could show you a few rooftops
better than this though.
913
01:12:18,039 --> 01:12:18,973
How's your shoulder?
914
01:12:19,273 --> 01:12:20,573
Hurt's like a bastard.
915
01:12:21,242 --> 01:12:22,109
Sorry.
916
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,119
Wait, you have the red USB?
917
01:12:32,887 --> 01:12:33,487
I do.
918
01:12:33,788 --> 01:12:35,156
But I checked your pockets?
919
01:12:35,322 --> 01:12:36,023
Okay?
920
01:12:36,524 --> 01:12:37,624
You alright?
921
01:12:39,393 --> 01:12:40,693
I had a feeling you would.
922
01:12:44,331 --> 01:12:45,800
So I stashed it.
923
01:12:46,566 --> 01:12:47,802
You went back in?
924
01:12:48,436 --> 01:12:49,270
Nope.
925
01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:54,208
I had a trusty receptionist.
926
01:13:08,155 --> 01:13:10,357
She was working with
you the entire time.
927
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:13,894
Little insurance never
hurt anymore.
928
01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:16,297
Well no wonder you got
into the building so easily.
929
01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:17,731
You walked right through
reception.
930
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,067
Oh...
931
01:13:20,401 --> 01:13:22,436
No, I came in through
the rooftop.
932
01:13:22,470 --> 01:13:24,271
You came in from the roof?
933
01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:28,242
Yeah, I told you. It's
kinda my thing.
934
01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:31,078
So about that then.
935
01:13:31,112 --> 01:13:31,812
Did you erm...
936
01:13:32,947 --> 01:13:33,547
happen to?
937
01:13:33,581 --> 01:13:34,348
Yeah I did.
938
01:13:36,784 --> 01:13:40,421
And it turns out some people can
939
01:13:40,721 --> 01:13:44,191
write over data so
that it's hidden
940
01:13:45,426 --> 01:13:47,061
but still on the drive.
941
01:13:48,195 --> 01:13:49,763
Little programmer trick.
942
01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:01,775
So Gates will have received...
943
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:05,913
A copy of the 'Oliver' folder
with nothing on it.
944
01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:34,808
How did you know that
Big Al would...
945
01:14:35,309 --> 01:14:36,243
Took a risk.
946
01:14:42,016 --> 01:14:43,484
So is it true what
they say then?
947
01:14:44,185 --> 01:14:47,087
Is it all Xbox's and
slap up meals?
948
01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:53,360
Where?
949
01:14:53,394 --> 01:14:54,228
Prison.
950
01:14:56,997 --> 01:14:58,866
I'm glad you find it so funny.
951
01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:02,403
You know what I DO find
funny, though?
952
01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:10,010
That I'm going to offer
half of this to...
953
01:15:10,477 --> 01:15:11,745
someone who shot me.
954
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:13,480
Wait?
955
01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:15,349
So you're not police?
956
01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:17,451
Not anymore.
957
01:15:17,952 --> 01:15:18,752
Anymore?
958
01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:21,222
They let me go.
959
01:15:23,390 --> 01:15:27,294
Well it looks like you're going
to have to re-train.
960
01:15:29,029 --> 01:15:29,830
Hmm.
961
01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:33,234
I've heard Switzerland's
a great place?
962
01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:34,969
I heard that too.
963
01:15:36,136 --> 01:15:38,739
Do you think they'll
have gin on the plane?
964
01:15:40,474 --> 01:15:41,442
I should hope so.
965
01:15:45,412 --> 01:15:46,447
So...
966
01:15:47,481 --> 01:15:48,515
Are we doing this then?
967
01:15:49,049 --> 01:15:50,951
It certainly looks that
way, doesn't it?
968
01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:18,512
Stop everything else.
969
01:16:22,616 --> 01:16:24,385
I want them found
970
01:16:25,252 --> 01:16:26,487
and brought to me.
971
01:16:39,066 --> 01:16:42,436
And bring me a fresh
fucking margarita!
972
01:17:11,766 --> 01:17:13,434
Make it quick, I'm very busy.
973
01:17:14,034 --> 01:17:15,770
Thank you, Mrs. Boomer.
974
01:17:15,804 --> 01:17:18,305
But your services are
no longer required.
975
01:17:20,107 --> 01:17:20,775
What?
976
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:24,912
I came into a bit of money
and I decided to invest in FWP
977
01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:28,048
As the majority shareholder.
978
01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:31,618
What's going on?
979
01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:32,353
Don't worry.
980
01:17:32,853 --> 01:17:34,488
I'm sure you'll find something.
981
01:17:44,898 --> 01:17:45,966
That bitch!
982
01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:03,617
Cool beans?
983
01:18:05,886 --> 01:18:07,221
Cool beans.
984
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:15,262
So there's been something
I've been meaning to ask you...
985
01:18:16,831 --> 01:18:20,434
Was the whole
'Brandy-the-fiance' story real?
986
01:18:23,738 --> 01:18:26,073
Her name really was 'Brandy'
987
01:18:27,674 --> 01:18:29,977
and she kind of broke
988
01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:31,478
my heart to be honest.
989
01:18:37,284 --> 01:18:39,253
Haven't dated anyone since.
990
01:18:39,854 --> 01:18:41,021
Why not?
991
01:18:44,358 --> 01:18:46,026
Hmm.
992
01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:52,366
Scared.
993
01:19:17,658 --> 01:19:18,592
So...
994
01:19:18,927 --> 01:19:20,461
something I've been meaning
to ask you.
995
01:19:24,097 --> 01:19:27,301
How come you can do a perfect
Liverpool accent?
996
01:19:28,035 --> 01:19:29,236
The mother.
997
01:19:29,871 --> 01:19:31,071
What she's?
998
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:32,306
She is.
999
01:19:33,607 --> 01:19:34,608
[Laughter]
1000
01:19:41,783 --> 01:19:43,417
When do you think
we can go back?
1001
01:19:50,057 --> 01:19:51,458
A couple of weeks should do it.
1002
01:19:52,827 --> 01:19:53,928
Well...
1003
01:19:54,261 --> 01:19:56,764
In that case,
I have a proposition for you.
1004
01:19:57,297 --> 01:20:01,001
My best friend is getting
hitched and I was wondering
1005
01:20:01,034 --> 01:20:03,604
if you wanted to be my plus one?
1006
01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,308
I erm...
1007
01:20:14,281 --> 01:20:17,752
think it's probably best we go
our separate ways after this.
1008
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:20,053
Oh.
1009
01:20:31,598 --> 01:20:32,566
For the best?
1010
01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:35,335
Okay.
1011
01:20:36,036 --> 01:20:36,738
Cool...
1012
01:20:37,872 --> 01:20:38,672
Cool beans.
1013
01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:55,422
What a u-turn.
1014
01:20:55,556 --> 01:20:56,056
I know.
1015
01:20:56,123 --> 01:20:56,991
What happened?
1016
01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:58,860
It's not that big
of a deal, Mum.
1017
01:20:58,893 --> 01:21:02,129
Family and friends, a thousand
people, one single stranger.
1018
01:21:02,162 --> 01:21:03,230
It's all terrifying!
1019
01:21:03,263 --> 01:21:04,464
You want me to do this or not?
1020
01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:06,099
Look at her, she's made up.
1021
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,268
I'm going to go for a
quick puff before...
1022
01:21:08,368 --> 01:21:11,305
Should never have started
that habit in the first place.
1023
01:21:30,959 --> 01:21:32,092
Size seven?
1024
01:21:32,794 --> 01:21:33,560
What?
1025
01:21:33,728 --> 01:21:34,829
The ruby slipper.
1026
01:21:35,329 --> 01:21:37,531
Yes, I know it's a ruby slipper
but what are you doing with it?
1027
01:21:37,999 --> 01:21:38,699
Oh.
1028
01:21:38,766 --> 01:21:39,433
Err.
1029
01:21:39,968 --> 01:21:42,369
You know, Anne Boleyn?
1030
01:21:44,171 --> 01:21:46,273
So Gates uses that
line on everyone?
1031
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,709
Pretty much.
1032
01:21:48,241 --> 01:21:51,946
And I'm wearing a
Henry cod piece.
1033
01:21:52,747 --> 01:21:55,482
Can't you just enter the venue
like a normal person?
1034
01:21:56,985 --> 01:21:58,518
No...
1035
01:22:00,687 --> 01:22:01,688
You can get up now.
1036
01:22:21,274 --> 01:22:22,844
Still need a plus-one?
1037
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:25,212
I thought you said it'd be best
1038
01:22:25,245 --> 01:22:26,814
if we go our separate ways?
1039
01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:30,384
That was a lie.
1040
01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:32,686
And how did you even...
1041
01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:38,726
I've got skills haven't I?
1042
01:22:39,526 --> 01:22:42,195
And by skills he means he
asked me for the address.
1043
01:22:42,229 --> 01:22:43,664
And you just gave it to him?
1044
01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:44,832
Oh, come on.
1045
01:22:45,066 --> 01:22:47,668
I know he's your Mr.
White Choco...
1046
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:50,504
Don't you dare finish
that sentence!
1047
01:22:51,438 --> 01:22:52,006
What?
1048
01:22:52,606 --> 01:22:55,342
We have a nickname for you,
I'll let her tell you.
1049
01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,576
So MUM...
1050
01:22:57,544 --> 01:22:58,612
how's the salon?
1051
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,449
Business is booming and the
customers love the renovations.
1052
01:23:03,017 --> 01:23:03,751
Thank you.
1053
01:23:05,652 --> 01:23:07,955
Hey, how much to charge
for a Scouse perm?
1054
01:23:08,188 --> 01:23:09,489
I could do with a new look.
1055
01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:13,193
If you let me give you a Scouse
perm, it'll be on the house.
1056
01:23:13,226 --> 01:23:15,595
Oh, don't encourage him please!
1057
01:23:20,367 --> 01:23:21,702
You gonna get your plus-one
a bevvy or?
1058
01:23:22,036 --> 01:23:25,372
I haven't confirmed or denied
whether you're actually my plus-one.
1059
01:23:27,842 --> 01:23:30,712
You don't know what
you're getting yourself into.
1060
01:23:30,745 --> 01:23:31,746
Hmm.
1061
01:23:33,181 --> 01:23:34,648
Champers?
1062
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:35,883
Or gin?
1063
01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:38,385
Is there going to be
a mixer this time?
1064
01:23:41,621 --> 01:23:42,890
Come on.
1065
01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:01,909
Starting to think I might
be open to marriage again.
1066
01:24:02,176 --> 01:24:03,276
Really?
1067
01:24:04,678 --> 01:24:05,980
Well...
1068
01:24:08,482 --> 01:24:11,451
Crucial question, though,
who's playing the reception?
1069
01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:14,254
112, Jagged Edge, Dru Hill
1070
01:24:14,287 --> 01:24:16,323
or Black Street?
1071
01:24:17,892 --> 01:24:18,860
All four.
1072
01:24:20,161 --> 01:24:21,863
Crucial question for
you though...
1073
01:24:22,230 --> 01:24:23,030
Yeah?
1074
01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:27,969
Are there actually, any women
who would want to marry you?
1075
01:24:29,302 --> 01:24:30,370
I hope your speech bombs.
1076
01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:32,506
And I hope you get shot
in your other shoulder.
1077
01:24:38,345 --> 01:24:40,313
[Glassware chinks]
1078
01:24:49,023 --> 01:24:49,791
Jenn...
1079
01:24:50,258 --> 01:24:51,058
Yeah?
1080
01:24:53,161 --> 01:24:54,762
You're going to knock
it out the park.
1081
01:24:57,364 --> 01:24:58,331
Just to check...
1082
01:24:58,933 --> 01:25:01,668
this is just a one off
partnership, right?
1083
01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:07,474
Yeah.
1084
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:08,843
Absolutely yeah.
1085
01:25:10,912 --> 01:25:11,913
Total one off.
1086
01:25:14,248 --> 01:25:15,549
Peaches and cream.
1087
01:26:11,038 --> 01:26:12,039
Yeah she's a stunner mate.
1088
01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:13,040
She is.
1089
01:26:13,506 --> 01:26:14,876
Naughty as well right?
1090
01:26:15,609 --> 01:26:17,745
She makes me dress up
in uniform for her.
1091
01:26:19,780 --> 01:26:20,513
Nice.
1092
01:26:22,382 --> 01:26:23,583
What type of uniform?
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