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- Well, it sure is
a good dinner, Mom.

- Thank you, dear.

I'm afraid the mashed
potatoes are a little lumpy.

- Now that you mention
it, they are a little.

- Would you pass
the butter, Dave?

- I don't think
they're lumpy at all.

- That's probably because
you're the one who mashed them.

- If I'd have known that,
I'd have complained sooner.

- How about the butter?

- They may be a little lumpy,
but for lumpy potatoes,

you must admit they're
nice and lumpy.

- May I have your
attention, please?

As you may or may not
realize, in a couple of days,

I will be 21 years of age.

Legally, I will be an adult with
all the accompanying privileges

and responsibilities.

Therefore, I think it
would only be fitting

if I were accorded a
little more respect.

May I please have
the butter, David?

- The butter?

I've been wondering what to
give you for your birthday.

- Here you are, Rick.

Many happy returns.

- Thanks, Pop.

- Look, just because
you're going to be 21,

don't let that go
to your head now.

It's not going to make
you feel that different.

- But you must admit
though, Dave, becoming 21

has certain
psychological advantages.

- In what way?

- Well, for instance,
technically you

don't have to listen
to my advice anymore.

- What did you say, Pop?

- I say, you don't have--

Well, never mind, you
don't seem to be anyway.

- Oh, I heard you,
but I was just

living a little dangerously.

- Don't forget, you still
got a couple of days to go.

- Well, actually, Rick, how
do you feel about becoming 21?

- Gee, I don't know.

I haven't thought
about it too much.

- Well, maybe you should.

For one thing, from
now on, I won't

be responsible for
your obligations.

You're strictly on your own.

- Which reminds
me, you owe me $2.

- Oh, yeah.

Well, ask Pop.

I've still got two more
days to be irresponsible.

- You know, I just
can't believe it.

- Believe what?

- Well, that Rick's really going
to be 21 in a couple of days.

- I know.

It hardly seems possible.

- It seems like
yesterday he was 8.

Boy, time sure flies.

- Oh, don't remind me.

- He doesn't seem
very excited about it.

- Well, when you come to
think of it, why should he be?

In a lot of ways, it
probably means more to us

than it does to him.

- Oh, I don't think so.

I think he's just trying to be
grown up about the whole thing.

Remember when Dave was 21?

We had quite a celebration.

- That's right.

He was pretty pleased about it.

- Hey, why don't we throw
a surprise party for Rick?

You know, instead of
having just the family,

invite some of his friends from
school, make a big night of it.

- Yeah, that'd be nice.

- Another thing Dave seemed
to get a big kick out of

was when I took him down to the
men's club and signed him up.

- Well, he hasn't been
to many of the meetings.

- I know, but a lot
of young fellows

have joined in the
last couple of years.

In fact, the members seem to
be getting younger every year.

Of course, it could
be that that's just

from my point of view.

- Remember, you were
the one who said that.

- I think Rick would
like it, though.

There's something nice
about joining the same club

your father belongs to.

- Sure.

- Oh, another thing I want
to do is take him down

so he can register to vote.

- Oh, that's a good idea.

You're just full of
plans, aren't you?

- Well, after all, you
only become 21 once.

At least, we men do.

Of course, you girls have a
slightly different arrangement.

- No, we don't.

It's just that we take 10
years getting from 25 to 30.

- How about getting to 40?

- Let's change the
subject, shall we?

What are we going to get him?

Have you thought about that?

- Well, I don't know.

When I became 21, my father
gave me a nice wallet

with a $20 bill in it.

Of course, $20 was a lot
of money in those days.

- Well, do you think we
ought to give him money?

It doesn't seem very personal.

- Well, it'll help him realize
the financial responsibility

he's going to have to
accept from now on.

- You may be right.

How much do you think
we should give him?

- Well, what do you
think about, say, $50?

- I think it'd be very nice.

- Hey, Pop?
- Yeah?

- I just thought of something.

Wasn't there some kind
of envelope Uncle Walter

left me for my 21st birthday?

- Oh, yeah.

I wonder what we did with that.

- Well, it's in our
safe deposit box.

- Oh, that's right.

It's in our safe deposit box.

- What do you suppose
is in the envelope?

- Well, I don't
know, it's sealed.

- And as I recall, when you
hold it up to the light,

you can't see a thing.

- I'd sure like to
know what it is.

- Well, you'll find out
on your 21st birthday.

- OK, Pop.

- You know, I'd
forgotten all about that.

- Yeah, me, too.

Look, why don't I pick it
up tomorrow at lunchtime?

- Oh, that's a good idea.

I can meet you at the bank.

- Well, it only takes
one of us to pick it up.

- Well, I know, but if I meet
you downtown at noontime,

you have to take me to lunch.

- Somehow, I have
a hunch you've been

planning this for 21 years.

- You get the envelope?

- Yeah.

I take it you didn't
get the $50 yet?

- No, I tried a
little razzle dazzle

and I wound up by faking
myself out of the play.

- You know, I was right.

You can't see through this.

- "For Ricky, on
your 21st birthday.

From Uncle Walter."

Wonder what's in it.

- I don't know, but I must
admit I'm dying to find out.

- Well, you waited
for 21 years, I

guess you can wait
for one more day.

- Well, I can, but can you?

- Besides, if my recollection
of Uncle Walter means anything,

this could be just
a nice little note.

- Oh, do you really think so?

- Well, he was sort of
a philosophical old guy.

It might be just a
few words of advice

to a young man coming of age.

Or it could be a poem.

He was a great one for writing
poems for special occasions.

- You may be right.

Let me see it.

- Oh, just relax.

You're next, dear.
- Oh.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

May I have a $50 bill, please?

- Yes.

- Could you make that a new one?

- Yes.

- My son's birthday.

- Oh?

- Yeah.

21 years of age.

How nice.

- Ozzie.
- Oh, oh.

I'm sorry.

- You know, I've been thinking.

It doesn't seem logical
that your uncle would just

leave a note for Rick.

- Well, maybe he left
him a little money.

- Maybe more than a little.

- Maybe he left
him a lot of money.

Harriet, the flap on this
envelope is almost open.

- You better be
careful or you're

going to have it
open all the way.

- If he left Rick
a lot of money,

maybe we should know about it.

- Nobody said it
was a lot of money.

- Well, you said more
than just a little.

- Oh, this is silly.

We'll find out tomorrow
when Rick opens it.

- Harriet?

- Yeah?

- Come to think of it
though, Uncle Walter

was always pretty generous.

Remember that birthday when I
gave Rick the gun and holster,

and he gave me the
whole cowboy outfit?

- That's right.

He was always giving the boys
pretty expensive presents.

- Wait here.
I'll be right back.

- Where are you going?

- Well, I don't think
this $50 is enough.

I'd better make it $100.

- OK, Wally, and you be
sure and get in touch

with the other fellas, huh?

I'd better hang up now.
Somebody's coming.

- Ozzie?

- Oh, hi.

OK, Wally, I'll
talk to you later.

Bye.

- Did you get it all
straightened out?

- Yeah.

Wally's going to try to get
in touch with the fellas

that Dave couldn't
reach and they'll

be here about 8:00 or 8:30.

- I hope we can keep
it a secret from Rick.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Pop.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Mom.

- Where are you going?
- Gee, I don't know.

I thought I'd take a run
over to see Dr. Williams.

- What's the matter?
Don't you feel well?

- Well, yeah, I just thought
he might let me run this

under the fluoroscope.

- Oh, no, you don't.

You wait until tomorrow
like the rest of us.

- I'm getting kind
of anxious, Pop.

What do you think's in there?

- Gee, I'm sure I don't know.

- I wouldn't expect too
much, if I were you.

- Oh, I don't.

- Well, of course, on the
other hand, he may surprise us.

Don't forget Uncle Walter was in
pretty good shape financially,

you know.
- No kidding?

- Well, he wasn't
exactly wealthy,

but he did pretty well.

Liable to be
something pretty nice.

- One thing for sure,
it's not a cowboy suit.

He already gave me one of those.

I'll see you later.
- Bye bye.

- So long.

- What'd you do
with the envelope?

- Well, it's downstairs.

- What do you
really thinks in it?

- At this point, I wish I knew.

- I hope you didn't
build Rick up too much.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I think you led
him to believe there

was something valuable there.

- Well, you were
the one who said it

might be quite a bit of money.

- Oh, I know, but I've
changed my mind several times

since then.

It might very well be just a
little poem, like you said.

- Or worse.

- What do you mean by that?

- Well, let's face
it, Uncle Walter

was not only a philosopher, but
he was quite a practical joker,

too.

I wouldn't put it past him
to make us all the wait

21 years just for a joke.

- Oh, he wouldn't do
a thing like that.

- I suppose not.

But you don't think we ought
to take just one little peek?

I mean, to be on the safe side.

All right, I guess you're right.

Well, we'll just have
to wait till tomorrow.

"For Ricky, on
your 21st birthday.

From Uncle Walter."

- Mr. Nelson?

- Yes.

I'm Mr. Nelson.

- I have a check
here for $1 billion.

- $1 billion?

- That's right and it's
made out to Ricky Nelson.

- Oh, well, I'll take it.

He's my son.

- Oh, I have to give this
to Ricky Nelson in person.

- But I'll give it to him.
I'm his father.

- I'm sorry.

I can only give it
to Ricky Nelson.

- Well, I'm his father.
What's the matter?

Don't you trust me?

- I'm only following my orders.

- Now, wait a second.
This check is no good.

It's rubber.

- Exactly.

- Well, that's not fair.

- My employer is a
great practical joker.

- What are you doing?

- For goodness sakes, what are
you sneaking around like that

for?

- I might ask you
the same thing.

- Well, I thought I'd come
down and get myself a sandwich.

- Well, if there's
one in that envelope,

it's pretty stale by now.

- No.

See what-- I just
got a little worried.

- For heaven's sakes, if you're
going to open it, open it.

- Do you really want me to?
- Of course.

What do you think I
came down here for?

What's in it.

- There's nothing but this card.

"With lots of happy wishes,
the very best ones yet,

on a date that's too important
and too special to forget,

a happy birthday and
many happy returns.

From Uncle Walter."

- This is terrible.

- I know, but there's
nothing we can do about it.

- It's a cinch we
can't show him this.

- Well, we've got to
show him something.

He knows there's an envelope.

- I can't believe Uncle Walter
would do a thing like this.

This is some joke.

- Say, you don't
suppose your uncle

intended to put something in the
envelope and then just forgot?

- Well, I suppose it's possible.

He was a little
absentminded at times.

- He was quite an interesting
character, wasn't he?

A wealthy, practical joking
philosopher who was absent

minded.

- Hey, I have an idea.

We have the $100 bill upstairs.

Why don't I just slip it in
this envelope and Rick will

think it's from Uncle Walter?

- But do you really
think you should?

- What else can we do?

It'd be awful to have
him open it up and find

nothing but the card in there.

- Well, whatever you say.

- Harriet?
- Yeah?

- If I don't give you anything
for our anniversary this year,

you'll know it's because
I can't afford it.

[whistling]

- Morning, Dave.

- Morning, Pop.

- Where's Rick?

- He went downstairs.

- Oh.

- Well, you seem in good
spirits this morning.

- Oh, thank you.

Where's the birthday boy?
- I don't know.

He said he didn't have
time for breakfast.

He rushed right out.
- Oh.

I wanted to wish him
a happy birthday.

- Oh, he'll be back.

- It's probably just as well.

I have to go down and
get him a present.

- That's right.

What are you going
to get for him?

- I don't know, some
little remembrance.

- Don't make it too little.

Don't forget Uncle Walter's
giving him $100 bill.

- Yeah, the big show off.

- Oh, that reminds me.

Rick asked about the envelope.

- Oh, what'd you tell him?

- I told him you had it
and he can open it tonight.

- Oh, that's good.
Well, I'd better get going.

I have to get the
present and pick up

some things for the party.
I'll see you.

- Wait a second.

- Oh, look, when Rick
comes back, don't let him

get out of here, will you?

I have a few plans for him.

- What about your breakfast?

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

I don't have time.

I'll see you later.

- Oh, for goodness sakes.

- Hi, Mom.

- Good morning, dear.

- What's for breakfast?
- Well, let's see.

You're going to have three
glasses of orange juice,

half a pound of bacon, six
eggs, three stacks of pancakes,

and three cups of
coffee, one black and two

with cream and sugar.

- [muffled response]

- [SINGING] Happy
birthday to you.

- Good morning.

Would you like to try one
of our specials for today?

- Oh, thank you.

Hey, that's good.

- Have another.

- Thank you.
- Good morning.

Would you like to try one
of our specials for today?

- This is for my son and
he's pretty rough on watches.

I presume this is shockproof.

- Oh, yes.

- That's amazing.

Oh, he goes swimming
quite a bit,

and he takes quite
a few showers,

and sometimes he forgets
to take his watch off.

- Well, don't worry about that.

It's also waterproof.

- That's fine.

I think I'll take that.

Would you put it in a
nice box for me, please?

- Certainly.

- Oh, maybe you'd
better give me one

of the others that hasn't
taken quite such a beating.

Careful, don't drop it now.

- Well, thanks, Clara.

It was so thoughtful
of you to remember.

I'll tell him as
soon as he comes in.

OK.

Bye, bye.

Hi.
- Hi.

- Here, let me give
you a hand with that.

- That's OK.

I got 'em.

Thanks.

Who was that on the phone?
- It was Clara.

She called to wish
Ricky a happy birthday.

- Oh, did he get back yet?

- No, not yet.

Is all this stuff for the party?

- Yeah.

Wait till you see the
beautiful watch I got for him.

How do you like that?

- Oh, that is beautiful.

- It's absolutely
indestructible.

You can bang it up
against the wall.

You can do anything
you want with it.

- Well, let's take
their word for it.

- And it even runs
in a glass of water.

Do you have a glass?
- Never mind.

- You're just chicken.

- You're right.

Hey, Rick just drove in.

- Oh, get this stuff
out of the way.

Just put it anyplace for now.

- Oh, hi, Mom.

Hi, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

Happy birthday.

- Oh, thanks.

Which reminds me, where's that
envelope from Uncle Walter?

- Oh, it's right
here in a safe place.

- Why don't I hang on to it?

- Oh, no.

You can see it tonight
at the celebration.

- Well, OK.

- Oh, Rick, by the way,
if you're not too busy

this afternoon,
there are a couple

of things I thought we might
be able to do together.

- Oh, sure, what's that, Pop?

- Well, for one thing,
now that you're 21,

I thought you might like
to exercise your privilege

to vote.

- Oh, yeah, I've been
looking forward to that.

- Well, why don't I take you
down so you can register.

- Well, I did that this morning.

There's a place
on the campus so I

just stopped by and signed up.

- Oh.

Oh, well, that was a good idea.

Then there's one other thing.

I thought you might like to go
down the men's club with me.

- What for?

- Well, I thought you might
be thinking of joining.

- Joining the men's club?

- Well, yeah.

After all, you are a man
and it's a real nice club,

and a lot of young fellows
have been joining recently.

I suppose you have
a lot of activities

on the campus and all.

You can join the
men's club any time.

- Yeah, well, that's
what I figured, Pop.

Mom?

I want to ask you something
about the surprise party

tonight.

- Oh, I take it isn't going
to be much of a surprise.

- Well, I met Wally
on the campus today

and he let it slip out.

- Oh, it's too bad.

- Actually, I'm kind
of glad I found out.

Would you be too upset if
I asked you to call it off?

- Call off your birthday party?

- Well, it's not that
I don't appreciate it.

I just thought it'd be kind
of nice if the family went out

someplace to dinner.

You know, you and
Mom and Dave and I.

- Oh, well, after all,
it's your birthday.

- I hope you didn't go
to too much trouble.

- Oh, no.

Don't worry about that.

- Well, thanks a lot.

- OK.

- Would you like some
squashed potato chips?

- Not especially.

Thanks.

Hey, wait a second.

You didn't by any chance
turn the oven on, did you?

- Yes, for the cake.

- I put the popcorn in there.

- You know, I think it
was very nice that Rick

wanted to go out to dinner with
us instead of having a party.

- Oh, yeah.

It was just a little surprising
that so many of my plans

didn't work out.

- Well, Rick seems to be
happy, and after all, that's

what matters.
- Oh, sure.

It's his birthday.

- Pop?

- Oh, come on in, Dave.

- Just wanted to show you what
I got Rick for his birthday.

- Oh, what a beautiful watch.

- Oh, yeah.

This is beautiful, Dave.

- I think he'll like it.

It's shockproof and waterproof.

- Yes, I know.

That is, a lot of
them are nowadays.

I think I'll give it to
him tonight at dinner.

- Oh, that'll be nice.

- I guess I better get dressed.

- Buck up, dear, you
can't win 'em all.

- I can't seem to
win any of 'em today.

Oh, well, maybe
dinner will be good.

- Well, Mom, how does it feel
to have both your sons grown up?

- I'm not sure.

I've been trying to
figure that out all day.

One thing I am sure
about, though, I'm

awfully proud of my big boys.

- Hmm?

- Oh, all three of them.

- Oh.

I was beginning to feel
left out there for a minute.

- Well, now that we're
all in a sentimental mood,

don't you think this
would be a nice time

to give me my presents?
- Presents?

What presents?

- Well, you're lucky if
you don't get the check.

- I'm sorry I asked.

- Well, since you put it
that way, here you go, Rick.

Happy birthday.

- For me?

Oh, David, you shouldn't have.

- I had a tender little
speech all prepared

but I was afraid I
might make you cry.

- Hey, this is great.

I may cry a little bit anyway.

- Go ahead.

It's waterproof.

- It's just beautiful.

- Oh, yeah, it sure is.

- Gee, thanks, Dave.

- Oh, that's OK.

I hate to sound curious but what
about that envelope of Uncle

Walter's?

- Oh, yeah, where is that, Pop?

- Oh.

Well, here it is, son.

- Well, come on, open it up.

Don't you have any curiosity?

- Well, that's just it.

I'm afraid I have too much
curiosity and not enough

willpower.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I just couldn't
resist the temptation.

- You mean you peeked?

- Yeah, I'm afraid I did.

- Oh, well, when was this?

- Well, a little after
midnight last night.

I hate to admit it, but
I sneaked downstairs

and opened the envelope.

- Well, I can't say I blame you.

- Anyway, here's what was in it.

- A $100 bond.

- Isn't that wonderful?

- Yeah, I brought it up to my
room to take a good look at it

and then I heard you
and Mom go downstairs.

When I went to put it back,
the envelope was gone.

- Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Well, as long as
you have the bond,

you don't need the envelope.

- No, wait a second, Pop.
I want to read the card.

It's real nice.

Gee, a $100 bill.

- You mean he gave you a
$100 bond and $100 bill, too?

- Yeah.

How about that?

Either that or somebody
else peeked at the envelope

last night, saw
that it was empty

and figured Uncle Walter
hadn't left me anything.

- Whatever gave you
an idea like that?

- Thanks, Pop.

- Happy birthday, dear.

- Thanks, Mom.

I don't know what to say.

- Well, don't say anything.

Just get that thing changed and
pay me back the $2 you owe me.

- [SINGING] Happy
birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Ricky,
happy birthday to you.

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