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- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Mom.

Hey, whose car is that
out in back there?

- Oh, it belongs
to the Maynards.

I don't think you know them.

- Oh, are they going
to have dinner with us?

- Yes, I asked them to stay.
They're in the living room.

You're going to have dinner
at home tonight, aren't you?

- Oh, gee, I told
some fellas I'd

meet them at the bowling alley.

We're going to have
dinner over there.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Dave won't be home either.

- Could I help you with
something, Mrs. Nelson?

- Oh, no thank you, Joyce.

Maybe a little later.

Oh, uh, I don't think
you've met Ricky, have you?

- No, I haven't.

- Rick, this is Joyce Maynard.
- Hi, Joyce.

- Hi.

Well, can I carry the
plates in for you?

- Yes, thank you.

Then you can introduce
Rick to your parents.

- Oh, fine.
I'd love to.

- Here, let me
help you too, Mom.

Oh, by the way, what time
will dinner be ready?

Gee, I'm starved.

- In a few minutes.

And, uh, Rick?

- Uh, yes, ma'am?

- Welcome aboard.

- You should have told me.

- Are you sure you won't
have some more pie, Harry?

- No thanks, Harriet.

It was wonderful,
but I'm afraid I just

couldn't handle any more.

- You know, she
didn't even ask me.

- Well, that's the penalty
you pay for being the host.

- You said you were on a diet.

- I'm starting tomorrow.

Don't worry.

I'll sneak back to
the kitchen later on

and have another piece.

- Say, why don't we have some
more more coffee in the living

room?
- Yeah, that sounds good.

- Uh, maybe we'd better
get out of here, Harry,

before they find
something for us to do.

- That's a good idea.

- Oh, don't bother
with those, Joyce.

- Uh, would you like
to go into the den

and listen to some records?

- Yeah, that sounds like fun.

- Sit down, Harry.

- Thanks, Oz.

- Make yourself comfortable.

You certainly have
a lovely daughter.

- Well, thanks, Oz.

We're pretty fond of her.

She really is a nice kid.

- Evidently, Rick
thinks so, too.

- Yeah, I notice they seem to
be hitting it off pretty well.

- Daddy?
- Oh, yes, dear?

- That birthday
party for Aunt Mary,

that's not this
Saturday night, is it?

- No, that's a
week from Saturday.

- Oh, that's good.

Rick's invited me to
a fraternity party.

I just wanted to make sure.

- A week from Saturday.

- Thanks.

- I guess they are hitting
it off pretty well.

- Where do they usually
give these parties?

At the fraternity house?

- Yeah, uh, sometimes.

They have them all
different places.

They've had a few of
them here at our house,

but we don't encourage it.

It's a little rough
on the furniture.

- [chuckles] You mean they
kind of get out of hand?

- Oh, no, no.

They're all nice
kids, but, you know,

you get a bunch
of 'em together...

I will say this, though.

They always clean up the place
pretty well before they leave.

- Uh, Pop?
- Yeah?

- Have you seen my
guitar any place?

I left it in the den.

- Uh, I think your mother put
it in the hall closet there.

- Oh, thanks.

- Uh, Rick?

Where's the party going
to be Saturday night?

- Oh, Fred's mother
and father are

going to let us use
their mountain cabin.

You know, up at the lake?
- Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Well, that should be fun.

- Yeah, I think so.

- Well, that's where
it's going to be,

apparently, at the cabin.

- Well, I should imagine
it'd be kind of cold up there

this time of year.

Do they usually go out of
town for their parties?

- No, not usually.

Of course, they always
have chaperones.

- Oh, naturally.

- In fact, about half
the time, Harriet and I

get stuck with the job.

[laughs]

- What job is that?

- Oh, chaperoning the
fraternity parties.

They're having one this weekend.
- Oh!

Have they asked us
to chaperone again?

- Well, not yet, but don't
be surprised if they do.

Oh, by the way,
Rick's invited Joyce.

- Oh, isn't that nice?

- Oh, I'm sure she'll
have a wonderful time.

- It'd certainly be nice if
you folks were the chaperones.

I must admit, I'd feel
a lot better about it.

- Oh, that's understandable.

- I don't mean to sound
mid-Victorian, but, uh,

having a daughter these days
is quite a responsibility.

- Oh, yeah, I can imagine it is.

- They're always
real nice parties.

- I'm sure they are.

- Uh, excuse me, Pop,
could I ask you something?

- Uh, we're way ahead of
you, Rick, and we accept.

- Oh, except what?

- Your mother and I
would be delighted to be

chaperones at your
fraternity party.

- Oh, well, gee, thanks a
lot, Pop, but that wasn't what

I wanted to ask you.

- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

What is it?

- Well, could you lend me $5?

Joyce and I want to go
down and get some records.

- Oh, oh!

- Thanks a lot, Pop.

I'll pay you back.

- OK.

- I can see where having a
son has its problems, too.

- Hey, what are you doing
to the record player?

- There was something
wrong with the turntable.

I finally got it fixed, though.
- Are you sure?

- I think so.

Hand me one of those
records over there,

and I'll see if it works.

Have you got anything else?

I don't like Dixieland.

- What difference
does that make?

You're just trying to
see if the machine works.

- OK.

I especially don't
like this one.

[shaver buzzing]

[shaver shuts off]

- Hey!

What happened to
the electricity?

- I can't figure it out.

- Well, keep up the
good work, Kirby.

Hey, what are you doing?

- Oh, I'm going to set up the
chairs for the party tonight.

- The party's not
going to be here.

It's up at Fred's
cabin at the lake.

- Who told you that?
- Oh, I don't know.

Everybody.

- Well, that's not
the way I heard it.

I know they're going to
have a poker party up there,

but the dance is
here at the house.

- No, you're all mixed up.

The dance is at the cabin.

And if there's a poker party,
it's here at the house.

- Well, why doesn't somebody
tell me these things?

- You don't listen.

- Are you going upstairs?
- Yeah.

- Well, would you mind putting
these chairs back for me?

- Well, I'll help you.

I'll take one of these.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Hey, are you through
with the shower?

- Yeah.
- OK, I'm next.

- I'm next!
- The heck you are!

I'm next.

Well, I'm next right after you.

- Are you having trouble
getting in the shower?

- I sure am.

I wish they didn't have so
many guys with big muscles

around here.

I think I'll make a motion
at the next meeting.

From now on, we don't
pledge anybody over 5' 6".

- Hey, where are my clothes?

They're right here on the bed.

- Oh, were those yours?

- Yeah, what happened to 'em?
- Well, let's see.

Fred borrowed the jacket,
Eddie took the slacks,

Phil got the shirt,
nobody wanted the tie,

and I'm wearing the socks.
- You're kidding.

- Yeah, I guess I am,
but it's possible.

- Well, come on.
Where are they?

- In the closet.

- Oh, thanks.

Hey, we are going up to the
cabin tonight, aren't we?

I mean, that's
where the party is?

- Well, yeah, that's
what I understood.

Why?

Did somebody say
something different?

- Well, just Bruce,
but you know him,

he gets everything mixed up.

Hey, who are you
going to take tonight?

- Uh, Frank.

- Frank?

- Yeah, we're all
going up in his car.

- No, I mean who's your date?

- Well, what do you mean?

Why should I take a
date to a poker party?

- Well, you're as
confused as Bruce is.

We're all taking dates.
- Well, that's not what I heard.

I don't have a date.
- Well, you'd better get one.

- Well, you'd
better break yours.

- What's the big argument?

- Where's the party
going to be tonight?

- I was just going to ask
you the same question.

I thought it was
up at the cabin,

but somebody just told me it
was going to be at Pine Lodge.

- You mean the party tonight?

- Yeah, the poker party.

- Well, I don't know
about that, but the dance

is here at the house, isn't it?

- Well, that's not
the way I heard it.

I understood we're all
going up to the cabin

tonight with dates.

- Well, that's what
I understood, too.

- I wish someone would
straighten this thing out.

- Well, there's nothing
to straighten out.

We're all going up to
the cabin to play poker.

- I thought we were going
to have a dance right here.

- We always have dances here.

I'd rather go up
to the mountains.

- Well, anything's OK with me.

- Well, why don't the guys with
the dates go up to Pine Lodge

and go dancing, and
then the rest of us

can play poker at the cabin?

- Hey, that's a good idea.

- Well, why drive
all the way up there?

If we're going to have a dance,
why don't we just have it here?

- Well, for one thing, the
record player's busted.

- Don't worry.

I think I've
located the trouble.

- [laughs] I wouldn't
count on him.

- Look, if worse
comes to worse, we

can always go over to my house.

- Hey, that's not a bad idea.

- Yeah, that sounds great!

Hey, Bob, have you got
10 bucks you can lend me?

- I'd better help
Kirby fix that player

if we're going to have
a dance here tonight.

- Well, I'd better
call up my folks.

They promised to
chaperone, and they think

the party's up at the cabin.

- Well, what's the
final decision?

- Well, the last I heard,
the party with the girls

is going to be at the
house, and the poker party's

going to be up at the cabin.

- If anyone wants to take a
shower, you'd better hurry up.

The hot water's almost gone.

- Oh, thanks, Joe.

Hey, Bruce, will
you do me a favor?

I want to take a shower.
- OK.

- Would you call up
my folks and tell them

about the change in plans?

They think the party is
going to be up at the cabin,

and I don't want them to
drive all the way up there

for nothing.
- OK.

Give me a dime.

- Haven't you
taken a shower yet?

- No.

Somebody always keeps
chiseling in ahead of me.

- Do you have a dime?
- Yeah, I think so.

- Well, give it to
Bruce, will you?

He's going to make
a phone call for me.

- OK.

But don't forget
where you got it.

Rick?
Rick?

Where'd he go?

- To take a shower.

- Hey, I'm supposed to be next!

Rick?

Rick!

[phone ringing]

- Hello?
- Hello, Mr. Nelson?

This is Bruce.

- Oh, hiya, Bruce.

- Rick's taking a shower, and
he asked me to call and tell you

there's been a change
in plans for tonight.

- Oh, what's that?

- Well, there was kind of a
mix-up as to where we were

going to go, and Rick suggested
we have the party over

at your house.
That is, if it's OK with you.

- Oh, yeah, sure.

In fact, it's kind
of a relief to know

we don't have to drive all
the way up to the cabin.

- Well, I hope it won't
be too much trouble.

- No, no, don't worry about it.

What time will it start?

About 8:00?

- Oh, yes, sir,
I'd say about 8:00.

Maybe a little later.

- Oh, OK.

We'll be ready for you.

- What time are we
leaving for the cabin?

- Well, there's been a
slight change in plans.

They're going to have the party
here instead of up at the lake.

- What happened?

- Well, I don't know.

Somebody got things mixed up.

In a way, though,
I'm kind of glad.

I sort of had the feeling
Harriet Maynard wasn't

too happy about
having his daughter go

to a party up at the cabin.

- Well, now that you mention
it, I got that feeling, too.

We'd better get going.

I'll straighten up the house,
and you run down to the market

and get some extra
food and stuff.

OK?

- OK.

Oh, uh, Harriet?

Well, the house doesn't
need straightening up.

It looks fine.

- Oh, yeah, so it does.

Well, hurry back, dear.

- Harriet.

Harriet?

Those sandwiches look good.

- You leave those alone.

They're for the kids.

- Yeah, if the
kids ever get here.

I sure wish they'd hurry up.

- Yeah, it is getting
kind of late, isn't it?

- Yeah, sure is.

- What time did Bruce
say they'd get here?

8:00, wasn't it?

- Well, yeah,
that's what he said.

They'll probably be
along any minute.

[doorbell rings]

- There's somebody now.

I'll get it.

Hi, Sharon, Hello, Bruce.
- Hello.

- Come on in.
- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

- Oh, hi, Sharon, Bruce.

- Hi, Mr. Wilson.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Here, let me take your coat.

- Oh, thank you.

- Where's the rest of the gang?

- Yeah, where is everybody?

- Oh, weren't they here?

We thought we'd be late.

- No, you're the
first ones to arrive.

- Gee, that's funny.

- Well, the party is supposed
to be here at our house tonight,

isn't it?

- Well, that's
what I understood.

Of course, there was
a little confusion

when we were talking
about it this afternoon.

- Oh, well, uh, where
are Rick and his date?

- I don't know.

- This is kind of embarrassing.

See, Mrs. Nelson
and I are supposed

to be chaperoning the party.

- Now all we have to
do is find the party.

- Well, maybe they're over
at the fraternity house.

Why don't I phone over there?
- OK.

The phone's right on
the coffee table there.

- You don't suppose they
called it off, do you?

- Oh, gee, I don't think so.

I'm sure Rick would
have phoned us.

- There doesn't seem
to be any answer.

- Well, why don't you let
it ring a little longer?

- Nothing.

- I guess they're not there.

- Well, not necessarily.

Sometimes you can't
hear the phone

when there's a party going on.

- Yeah, the music
may be blasting out,

or maybe they've got the phone
switched off or something.

- I was sure Betty Jean said
that she and Dink were going

over to the fraternity house.

- Well, why don't we
take a run over there?

- I'll get my coat.

- I'll get the sandwiches.

Well, obviously the
party isn't here.

- Maybe there's someone upstairs
who knows what's going on.

- Oh, I wouldn't count on it.

I've been here for two
years, and nobody ever

knows what's going on.

Hey, anybody upstairs?

- Well, now what?

- Well, uh, sandwiches, anyone?

- We can't stand
around here all night.

We'd better find out
where the party is.

- Are you sure the
party's tonight?

- Well, of course I'm sure.

This is Saturday, isn't it?

- Well, it has been all day.

- Hey, I know.

Let's call the Maynards.
- Who?

- Harry and Dorothy Maynard.

- Oh, Joyce's parents.

- Yeah, they probably
know where the party is.

- Well, I'm sure he'd ask his
daughter where she was going.

Gee, I kind of hate to call him.

- Well, I don't think
we have much choice.

- Well, what are you
going to say to him?

- I'm not going to say anything.

You're the one who's
going to make the call.

- Oh.

[laughs] Thanks a lot.

- Oh, here, Mr. Nelson.

I'll hold those.

- Uh, where's the phone?

- Right out there in the hall.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Well, hello, Harry?

This is Ozzie Nelson.

- Oh, hi, Ozzie.

How's the party going?

- Oh, uh, just fine, I imagine.

- Well, there's
nothing wrong, I hope.

- Oh, uh, no, uh,
nothing that I can see.

- By the way, how's the weather
up there in the mountains?

- Oh, uh, well, it's
nice and warm in here.

The kids are up at the cabin.

Uh, don't worry, Harry.

I just, uh, thought
I'd call you.

- Well, say, Oz, could I
speak to Joyce a minute?

- Uh, Joyce?

- Yes, could I speak to her?
- Psst!

Harry, no, no.

- Uh, oh, uh, Oz, never mind.

Um, Dorothy's
shaking her head no.

We wouldn't want Joyce to
think we're checking up on her.

- Oh.

[laughs] Well, I see your point.

Well, uh, we'll be
seeing you then, Harry.

So long.

[music playing]

This looks like it.

- I didn't see
Ricky's car out there.

- He probably drove
up with somebody else.

- I wonder who that could be.

- I'll get it.

- Uh, good evening.

Is the fraternity
party being held here?

- Well, yeah.

Just a second.

Hey, did anybody
call a delicatessen?

There's a man here
with some sandwiches.

- Oh, no.

[laughs] I'm Ricky
Nelson's father.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Come on in.

- Thank you.

- Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Nelson.
- Hello.

- Hi, fellas.

- Gee, I think you know
just about everybody.

- Yeah, sure.
- Yes.

Please sit down, boys.

- We're just having
a little poker party.

- Oh, well, don't
let us interrupt you.

- Oh, that's OK.

Say, what brings you up
to this neck of the woods?

- Well, we're looking
for Rick and his date.

- We're supposed
to be chaperoning

a fraternity party some place.

- Do you have any idea
where it's being held?

- Well, there was
kind of a mix up,

but I thought it was supposed
to be at the fraternity house.

- Uh, no, we were
just down there,

and there's nobody there.

- Well, when we were talking
about it this afternoon,

I suggested the lodge.

I'll bet that's where they are.

- What lodge is that?

- Well, I was thinking
about Alpine Lodge.

- They wouldn't go there.
It's too far.

- Maybe they went to
Hidden Valley Lodge.

- Maybe that new one on
the other side of the lake.

- Oh.

Well, thanks anyway, fellas.

- Sorry we couldn't help.

- Oh, that's OK.

We'll find them.

Uh, Harriet?

- Say, wait a minute.

Does that phone work?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Why?

What'd you have in mind?

- Well, I thought you
might call the Maynards.

- Oh, gee, I don't
want to do that again.

In the first place, they think
the party is being held here

at the cabin.

Hey, wait a second.

You just said the mountains.

Maybe he meant a mountain lodge.

- Sure, go ahead, call him.

It can't do any harm.

- You mind if we get
back to the game?

I'm trying to break
a losing streak.

- No, go ahead.

- Uh, I suppose all those
sandwiches are for the party?

- Help yourself.

- Oh, thank you.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hello, Harry?

This is Ozzie again.

- Gee, Oz, I
appreciate you calling,

but you don't have
to call every hour.

I'm not that strict.

- I know that.

- How are things going?

- Come on, ante up.

Five-card stud.

- What was that?

- The fellas are having
a little poker game here.

- Oh?

- See, the reason I
called, Harry, uh--

[laughs] this is
going to be a laugh.

See, we're chaperones for
the party, as you know,

but the funny thing is
we have the sandwiches,

but we can't seem
to find the party.

- You can't find the party?

- Yeah, that's right.

- Is he laughing?

- Not exactly.

- What's this all about, Oz?

Is this a joke or something?

- Uh, no, no, it's
just a little mix up.

But but we'll straighten
it out as soon as you tell

us what lodge the kids went to.

- Well, didn't Ricky tell you?

- No, no.

See, Bruce called up.

- Who's Bruce?

When Joyce left here,
she was with Ricky.

- Well, now, now, now,
I'm sure she still is.

Believe me, Harry, everything's
going to be all right.

Just tell me the name of
the lodge where they went.

- Let me think.

You got me so confused...

Pine Lodge.
- Pine Lodge.

Oh, good.
Thanks a lot.

- Well, how come
you're not there?

- Well, I'll explain
it to you later, Harry.

- Oz!

Oz?

- What's the matter?

- I've never heard
of such a thing.

He's supposed to be chaperoning
the fraternity party,

and he's up in the hills
somewhere playing poker.

[music playing]

- Don't see anybody.

[bell rings]

[bells ringing]

[bell ringing]

- May I help you, sir?

- Uh, is there a fraternity
party being held here tonight?

- Well, not that I know of.

Why?

Is somebody making a
lot of noise upstairs?

- Oh, no, no, no.

In fact, we're not
checked in here.

It's just that my son
told his girl's father

they were coming here.

- Well, are you sure you
have the right lodge?

- Well, he said Pine Lodge.

- Well, it might have
been Twin Pine Lodge.

- That might be it.

- Or there's Lone Pine
Lodge, or Pine Cone Lodge,

or Big Pine Lodge, or
there's Sycamore Lodge.

- Well, we can't cover them all.
It would take all night.

- That's for sure.

- Maybe we ought to
just drive on back home.

Who knows?
Rick may be trying to reach us.

- Wait a minute.

Did you say you heard
something to the effect

that they were coming up here?

- Well, yeah, that's right.

- You don't think
they've eloped, do you?

- Oh.
- Oh, no.

- You know, why
don't I just check

the register to make sure?

What's your son's name?

- Oh, well, no, thanks very
much, but we'll find him.

[clock chimes]

- Right.

[faint music]

- Hey, did you leave
the television set on?

- No, I don't think so.

- I hear music.

- So do I. The party's here.

- Well, hi.
- Well, hi.

- Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Nelson.
- How about this?

We've been driving all
over looking for the party,

and it was here all the time.

- We waited here at
the house for you

kids for quite a while
and nobody showed up.

What happened?

- Well, we started the party
over at the fraternity house,

but then the record
player broke down again,

so we finally decided
to come over here.

- Oh, I guess we must
have been on our way

over to the fraternity
house while you

were on your way over here.
- I guess that's what happened.

- Well, I'm glad it's
all straightened out.

I was beginning to get worried.

- So this is where everybody is.
- Oh, hi, Bruce.

Come on in.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- I guess we all finally
caught up with the party.

Where's Sharon?

- Oh, she asked me
to take her home.

I can't say that I blame her.

We drove all the
way up to the cabin,

and there was a
poker party going on.

- I know.

We drove up there, too.

Well, come on in
and join the party.

- Thank you.

- I hope you don't mind
us having the party here,

Mrs. Nelson.
Rick said it'd be all right.

- Oh, sure.

- Dave let us in.
- Dave?

Well, where's Rick?
- I don't know.

- We haven't seen him.

- Oh, well, didn't he
come here with you guys?

- No, he didn't.

- Hey, you don't think he
went up to the lodge, do you?

He was talking
about it, you know.

- No, no, he's not up there.

We were just up there.

- Well, the phone's in
the dining room, dear,

and you know the number.

- I'm afraid I do.

- Would you like a
sandwich, Mrs. Nelson?

- No, thank you, Norman.

Maybe later.

- Hey, you're pretty cute.

Would you like to dance?

- Yes, she would.

She's with me.

- Well, have fun you two.

- Come on.

- What'll I say to him?

- Why don't you start out with
"this will give you a laugh"?

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Uh, hello?

Is this Mrs. Maynard?

- No, this is Joyce.

- Oh, Joyce!

Well, is Rick there?

- Yes, Mr. Nelson.
He's right here.

It's your father.

- Oh, thanks.

- Well, hi, Pop.
- Rick, where have you been?

We've been lookin'
all over for you.

- Well, we've been looking
for everybody, too.

I thought they were all
going to Pine Lodge,

but nobody was there, so we went
over to the fraternity house

and nobody was there either,
so we stopped by the malt shop

and then we came over here.

- Oh.

Well, I've got news for you.

The party's over
here at our house.

- Oh, no kidding.

Well, we'll be right over there.
- Good.

And, look, be sure
and tell Mr. Maynard

that the chaperones are here.

- Well, I would, but I
don't know where he is.

- Isn't he there?

- No, sir, and neither
is Mrs. Maynard.

- Well, that's funny.

- Well, we'll be
right over, Pop.

- Well, OK.

- What's the matter?

- Uh, now the
Maynards are missing.

- This is quite a night.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Oh, Harry.

Well, I'm glad you called.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Yeah, the party's right
here at our house.

Yeah, Harriet and I are
here chaperoning like crazy,

and everything's under control.

Yeah, where are you?

- Uh, well, it was such
a nice night, the wife

and I thought we'd take a little
drive and get some fresh air.

- Oh, that's nice.

I was afraid you might
be worried about Joyce.

- No, of course not.

Don't be silly, Oz.

- Oh, well, that's good.

Well, good night, Harry.

- Where was he calling from?

- Well, he didn't say
exactly, but I could almost

smell the pine cones.

[laughs]

Uh, would you care to dance
with one of the chaperones?

- I'd love to.

[music playing]

[vocalizing]

- [SINGING] You are the only
one, my one and only one.

Together, we've
had a lot of fun,

but what'll I do
if you leave me?

If someone else should come
along and take your love

from me, darling,
you could never

know how lonely I would be.

You are the only one--

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] --my
one and only one.

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] Together,
we've had a lot of fun,

but what'll I do
if you leave me?

I've tried to be the kind of
guy you'd want to call your own.

So please don't
go and throw away

the truest love you've known.

You are the only one--

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] --my
one and only one.

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] Together,
we've had a lot of fun,

but what'll I do
if you leave me?

What'll I do if you ever
take your love from me?

'Cause in your arms is
where I always want to be.

If you should ever go away,
my eyes would fill with tears.

And the heart aches I would
feel would last 1,000 years.

You are the only one--

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] --my
one and only one.

- [SINGING] Only one.

- [SINGING] Together,
we've had a lot of fun,

but what'll I do
if you leave me?

What'll I do if you leave me?

What'll I do if you leave me?

What'll I do if you leave me?

What'll I do if you leave me?

[vocalizing]

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