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[music playing]

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Ozzie, Harriet, David, and
Ricky, the Nelson family.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hi, dear.

- Say, Jim's home from school.

I asked him to eat with us.

- Fine.

- That reminds me, Jane
Ellen came home, too,

and I asked her over.

- Hey, Jenny, Marge and Bob
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Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet."

- Hey, David?

Come on, look 'em over again.

- Please, Ricky,
I'm trying to study.

- Well, just tell me which
one you're going to vote for.

- I told you, I haven't
made up my mind yet.

- Well, OK, then vote for Terry.

She'd make a great queen.

- I'm sure she would, and so
would all the other girls.

- Well, yeah, but I'm not
going with all the other girls.

- Look, if I promise
you to vote for her,

will you leave me
alone so I can study?

- Sure.

- Well, she's very pretty.

I don't know.

Carol's more my type.

And Linda's-- look, I refuse
to be pressured into this.

- Well, OK.

Look, as long as you
can't make up your mind,

let's approach this another way.

Here, pick a girl,
any girl at all.

- Don't you ever give up?

- Hi, fellas.

What are you doing?

- Just a little studying.

- Never had courses like
this when I was in school.

- These are the pictures of the
girls running for prom queen.

- Oh, they're very pretty.

Uh, which one is Terry?

- Oh, the prettiest one.

- Come on now.

Give me a hint.

- She's right here.

- Oh.

[whistles]

- Oh, thank you.

- Oh, no, no, this--

Well, it could very
well have been for you.

- [laughs] Let's see
the pretty girls.

Which one's Terry?

- She's right here.

- Oh, she's cute.

When does the voting take place?
- Tomorrow.

I sure hope she wins.

- I do, too.

- There's a strong
possibility she might.

Rick's in charge of
counting the ballots.

- You mean you're
going with a girl who's

running for prom queen and
you're counting the ballots?

- Yeah, but unfortunately,
there are four other guys

counting them with me.

- Well, you can't
have everything.

- Well, I'll tell you how
you can influence one vote.

- How's that?

- Go downstairs
and get me a Coke.

- That's bribery, and
there are two witnesses.

- Well, I won't say a thing
if you get me one, too.

- OK.

- Uh, Rick?

- OK, Pop.

[music playing]

- Hey, Rick.
- Oh, hi, Wally.

- How's the voting going?

- I wish I knew.

- Say, what time are we
supposed to count the ballots?

- Oh, about 5:00.

- Do you think she'll win?

- I sure hope so.

- I hope you're
talking about me.

- Oh, hi, Terry.

- Oh, hi, your majesty.

- Let's not jump to conclusions.

- Oh, now that's not
the right attitude.

You have to have
some confidence.

- Um, when are you going
to count the ballots?

- Oh, at 5:00.

- Well, when will you who wins?

- Oh, about 5:30
or 6:00, I guess.

- Oh.

- But we're sworn to secrecy.

You know, we can't
tell anybody until they

make the announcement
at the rally tomorrow.

- Oh, I realize that.

Of course, I may
not sleep tonight.

- Oh, speaking of sleeping,
I have a history lecture.

I'll see you later.

Good luck, Terry.

- Thanks, Wally.

Hey, I'd better get going, too.

- Here, I'll walk
along with you.

- Oh, thanks.

Uh, don't forget you're going to
meet me at the library tonight.

- Oh, I won't.

- Uh, Rick?

- Yeah?

- If you're not allowed
to tell me who won,

will you tell me who lost?

- Sorry, you're
wasting your time.

- Well, I tried.

[knocking on door]

- Hey, were you guys been?

- Had to go clear over
the gym to get this one.

- Well, we're all here.
Let's get started.

[knocks on door]

- Any of you fellas
seen a notebook in here?

- No, we haven't.

- Oh, is this where you're
going to count the ballots?

- I'll-- I'll-- I'll-- you'll
find out who won tomorrow.

- Well, OK!

- Uh, come on, let's
get going, huh?

- What's the procedure?

- Well, you and Joe
take these boxes,

and Wally and Dink
take these boxes.

And one guy counts them, and
the other guy checks them.

- Come on, Joe,
let's go over here.

- Well, what are
you going to do?

- Well, somebody
has to supervise.

- Oh, big deal.

Uh, Mr. Supervisor,
would you mind

unlocking the ballot boxes,
if it's not too much trouble?

- Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Carol.

- Carol, check.

- Terry.
- Terry, check.

- It's pretty close, isn't it?

- It sure is.

- Marilyn Monroe.

- Marilyn Monroe, check.

- Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Marilyn Monroe?

- Well, yeah.

That's six for her, nine for
Sophia Loren, two for Lassie,

and one for Lady Macbeth.

- Here, Dink, I'll
take over for a while.

- Oh, thanks.

- Betty.
- Betty?

Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- OK.

Check, Betty.

- And two more for Terry.

- Check.
- Here's our total.

- Oh, good.

Let's add them up.

Let me see.

Betty, 212, right?

- Right.

- And Sue, 228, right?

- Right.
- Hey, not bad.

I'm taking one of her
sorority sisters to the prom.

- Well, big deal.

Congratulations.

- Terry, uh, eight plus five.

- Here let me do that.

You're too nervous.

928.

- Hey, that looks like it.

- No, we haven't added Lois yet.

- Or Carol.

- Oh, yeah.

Uh, Carol, 112, right?

- Right.

- And Lois, 921.

Hey, wait a second.

What did Terry have?

- 928.

- Hey, she won!
- Well, that's it.

Come on, let's get
this stuff cleaned up.

- Hey, wait a minute.

Remember, we got
to keep this quiet.

- Don't worry.
We will.

- And that includes your
girlfriends, especially

your girlfriends.

- Especially your girlfriend.

- You're not kidding.

[interposing voices]

- Girls, girls!

You'll find out
who won tomorrow.

[DISAPPOINTED REACTION FROM
GIRLS]

Hey, maybe we'd better
go out the window.

- You're not kidding.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Did you get all the
ballots counted?

- Yeah, we just finished.

- Who won?

- Sorry, I'm sworn to secrecy.
- Well, come on.

I'm just curious.

You can tell your own brother.

- No, I can't tell anybody.

You're just going to have
to find out at the rally

tomorrow like everybody else.

- OK, if that's the
way you feel about it.

- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hiya, Pop.

- Uh, who won the queen contest?

- Oh, sorry.

I can't tell you that.

- You're just going to
have to go to the rally

tomorrow like everybody else.

- I may just do that if I can
find my old freshman beanie.

- I just figure it's easier
if I don't tell anybody.

- Oh, yeah, that's OK, Rick.

I admire your principles.

- Nobody's going to
get it out of me.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Mom.

- Congratulations.

I hear Terry won.

- Gee, that was
supposed to be a secret.

Who told you?

- You just did.

- Oh, great.

- I'm sorry.

I didn't expect it
to work that easy.

Usually, it takes me longer to
get things out of your father.

- To be honest with you,
I didn't think she'd win.

- Now look, David,
don't tell anybody.

I was sworn to secrecy.

- Me?
What about you?

You've told three
people already.

They should have locked
you up with the ballots.

- I think it's wonderful
that Terry won.

- You'll be taking
the queen to the prom.

- Yeah, how about that?

Look, don't anybody
tell anybody she won.

- Oh, don't worry.

I won't even see anybody
to tell before tomorrow.

- Me either.

- Me either.

I don't even have any
classes till after the rally.

- Well, that's good.
- How about you?

Will you see anybody?

- Well, I have some
classes tomorrow.

- What about tonight?

- I'm going to the library.

- Well, that sounds pretty safe.

- Yeah, I'm going with Terry.

- Terry?

Are you kidding?

- I'm not going to tell her.

- I can imagine.

Why don't you just phone her
now and get it over with?

- Look, I won't tell her.

- Like you didn't tell Mom?

- Well, that's different.

I'll be watching out for Terry.

I'll be on my guard.

- Which means it may take
her a little bit longer.

- I'm not going to tell
her, and that's final.

- OK!

Don't get mad at me.

- Is anything wrong?

- No.

What?

- You look a little
unhappy tonight.

- Oh, I'm just studying.

- Are you sure
you're not unhappy

because I lost the contest?

- Oh, no.

- You mean I won?

- Well, I didn't say that.

- Then I did lose.

- I didn't say you won,
and I didn't say you lost.

- OK, I won't say another word.

But you do know who won?

- Well, naturally.

I counted the ballots.

- Was it anybody I know?

- I thought you
came here to study.

- All right.

- Look, I'll tell
you what I'll do.

If you promise not to ask
me any more questions,

I'll tell you who got the
least number of votes.

- Who?

- Lady Macbeth.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Hi, Wally.
Hi, Sharon.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
Hi, Terry.

- Hello.
- Hi, Terry.

- Uh, hey, Rick, you haven't
told Terry who won yet,

have you?
- Are you kidding?

- He won't even give me a hint.

- There, you see?

I told you I'm not the only
one, and she's not even

one of the contestants.

- One of these days.

- [laughs] And don't
think she wouldn't.

- Goodbye.
- We'll see you later.

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

I guess everybody
wants to know who won.

- Well, if you find out,
let me know, will you?

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Jack.

- What'll you have?
- I think I'll have a Coke.

What about you, Terry?

- Uh, I guess I'll
have a Coke, too.

- Coming right up.

- Oh, hi, Terry.

I just heard the news.

Congratulations.

- Oh, thanks!

- Well, who told you?

- Well, Helen did.

She corrected the papers.

Terry got the highest
mark in the history test.

- Uh, I meant to tell you
about it, but I forgot.

- Oh!

- Well, I'll see you
back at the house, Terry.

- Oh, OK.
- Bye, Rick.

- Uh, goodbye.

How about that?

- Yeah, how about that?

Hey, what'd you mean
by "who told you"?

- Oh, did I say that?
- Yes.

She said, "Congratulations,"
and you said, "Who told you?"

- No, I meant about the test.

- You didn't know
about the test.

I won, didn't I?
- Now, wait a minute.

- Come on, Rick, tell me.

I know I did!

- Not so loud.

- Then I won, didn't I?

- OK, yes.

- Oh, that's wonderful!

- Please, now,
don't tell anybody.

- I-- I won't say a word.

- And you don't have to feel
too smug about finding out.

It took you an hour and a half,
and it only took my mother

five seconds.
- [laughs]

[music playing]

- Well, I hate to
say I told you so.

- Then why do you
keep saying it?

- Because I told you so.

- Well, no harm's been done.

It kind of spoils the surprise,
but at least she knows

and now she can relax.
[phone ringing]

- That's one way
to rationalize it.

- Hello?

Oh, hi, George.

What?

You're kidding.

Where?

Oh, gee, that's awful.

No, not tomorrow.

We'd better count them tonight.

Well, look, why don't
you all come over here?

OK, I'll see you.

Gee, this is awful.

- What's the matter?

- We found another ballot box,
and it hasn't been counted.

- You mean there's a possibility
that Terry didn't win?

- Yeah, there's a
good possibility.

Lois Harper's only
seven votes behind her.

- Gee, that's not very much.

- You're telling me.

And Lois is a chemistry major.

- Well, what difference
does that make?

- Well, the ballot
box they found

was in the chemistry building.

- That's great.

You've already
told Terry she won.

- Don't remind me.

- The fellas in the committee
aren't here yet, huh?

- No.

I don't know what's
taking them so long.

- Well, I don't know why
you're so worried anyway.

There's only one box
that wasn't counted.

- You don't understand, Mom.

Terry's only ahead of
Lois by seven votes.

The box is from
the chemistry lab,

and Lois is a chemistry major.

- Well, how'd you happen
to tell Terry, anyway?

- Well, it's not easy to
keep a secret like that.

I did my best.
[doorbell rings]

- Well, there they are.

- It's about time.

How'd you guys happen
to forget this?

- Well, don't blame us.
You're the chairman.

- What difference
does it make anyway?

We've got it now.

- Come on, you guys,
let's get started.

- What's your hurry?
We just got here.

- Hey, have you
got any new albums?

- No, nothing you
haven't heard before.

Come on, let's
count the ballots.

- Relax, will you?

We haven't had anything to eat.

- Hey, are we going to eat?

- No, we're going to
count the ballots.

This is a business meeting.

- OK, Mr. Chairman.
You're the chairman.

- It's a lucky thing
we discovered this

before we announced the winner.

- Yeah, this could have been
very embarrassing, especially

if it changes the result.

- Well, come on, let's count it.

- Well, why do we have
to count them tonight?

- Why not?

- I'm not so sure
I want to know.

I've got a date,
and my girl's going

to keep pestering me to
try to find out who won.

- I think Wally's right.

If we don't know who won,
we can't let the secret out.

Let's count them tomorrow.

- That's a good idea.

Then we can just tell
everybody we don't know.

- You guys act like you
can't keep a secret.

- Well, it's tough when you know
something everybody's trying

to find out.

Betty's hardly speaking to me
because I wouldn't tell her.

- All those in favor
of counting the ballots

just before the rally
tomorrow say "aye."

- Aye.
- Aye.

- Hey, come back here, you guys!

- Here, guard this
with your life.

- Come here, Wally.

Hey, you guys?

- Hey, Rick.

Who won?

- Gee, I don't know.

- What do you mean
you don't know?

- Did Terry win?

- Well, I don't know, Pop.

- Well, you told us before.

- Yeah, come on.

We won't tell anybody.

- No, that's not the point.

I don't know who won.

- Congratulations, Rick.

I understand Terry's
still the winner.

- You're wasting your time, Mom.

Nobody knows who won.

- How come?

- Well, the guys
decided it'd be safer

to wait and count the ballots
just before the rally.

- What are you going
to do about Terry?

- Gee, I don't know.

She's going to feel awful
if she doesn't win now.

- Well, she's still
got a good chance.

She was ahead.

- Yeah, but only by
a couple of votes.

I'd sure feel a lot
better if I knew.

The ballots are right
here, and I've got the key.

- Oh, Rick, you can't
open the ballot box

unless the rest of the
committee are here.

- Well, I wouldn't change
any votes or anything.

I just want to know who won.

And you and Mom could
be my witnesses.

- Well, I think the word is
"accomplices" or "partners

in crime."

- Well, now wait a second.

I'm just as ethical as anybody,
but what harm would it do?

After all, he doesn't
want to change the votes.

He just wants to find
out if Terry still won.

No, your dad's right.

There's something
wrong about it.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you think I ought
to do about it, Pop?

- Well, I think the
best thing to do

is phone Terry over at the
sorority house and tell her

exactly what happened.

- Well, they've got about
four extensions over there

and a sorority sister listening
in on every one of 'em.

- Well, it's still
early, why don't you

take a ride over
there and tell her?

- Yeah, I guess
that's the best idea.

- She'll certainly understand.

- Yeah, I'm sure she will.

- Oh, sure.

- Well, don't look
so unhappy about it.

I'm the one who's going
to get thrown out.

- [laughs] OK, good luck.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Oh, hi, Terry.

- Come in and sit down.
- Oh, no thanks.

I can only stay a minute.

Say, I was just wondering.

Uh, you didn't say anything
to anybody about your

winning the contest, did you?

- Oh, of course not.

- Are you sure?

- Well, that is
nobody except Kathy.

- You promised you
wouldn't tell anybody.

- Well, she's my roommate.

I had to tell her.

Besides, she won't
tell anybody else.

- Surprise!

Surprise!

- Hey, what's this?

- Just a celebration
in your honor.

It isn't every day we have
a prom queen in our house.

Hooray for Terry!

- Hooray!

- Oh, gee, this is wonderful.

- But you promised you
wouldn't tell anybody!

- But I didn't tell
anybody outside the house.

- Just us girls, and
we won't tell anybody.

- Let's get the cake.
Come on, Terry.

- OK, I'll be right there.

Thanks a lot, Kim.

- OK, but hurry up.

- Gee, I'm awfully
sorry about this, Rick.

- Oh, that's OK.

- Won't you stay and
have some cake with us?

- Oh, no thanks.
You go ahead.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- Don't worry about it.

I'm sure they
won't tell anybody.

- Oh, well, I hope not.

- And, Rick?

- Yeah?

- Isn't it wonderful that I won?

- Oh, yeah, it sure is.

Well, good night.

- Good night.

- Well, goodbye, Mom.

- Oh, goodbye, dear.

And don't look so unhappy.

Terry's a real cute girl, and
I'm sure she's going to win.

- I hope so.

If she doesn't, I'm going to
have to leave town in a hurry.

- Hey, wait a minute.

You're forgetting
something, the ballot box.

- Oh, thanks, Mom.

- And the key.

- Well, it was worth a try.

- And stop worrying.

I'm sure she's going to win.

- Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Lois.

- Lois, check.
- Another one?

Are you sure?

- Yeah, Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Now wait a second.

You marked that one twice.

- Huh?

Oh.
Sorry.

- How's it stand?
- Well, let's see.

As of right now, Lois
and Terry are tied.

And we've only got
three ballots to go.

Would you like to
sit down, Rick?

- Come on, just
count 'em, will you?

- OK, I was just
trying to create

a little dramatic suspense.

- Lois.

- Lois, check.

- Terry.

- Terry, check.

- All tied up again!
- Hey, you know what?

This really is exciting.

- Yeah, come on, count them.

- The last and deciding
ballot is for--

- Well, come on!

Who's it for?

- I'm not going to tell you.

- Come on, Wally.

- For Terry.

- Oh!

- Come on you guys.

The rally's starting.

- OK, we're coming.

Come on, Rick.

Rick?

- Here, let me help you.

- Oh, thanks, Mom.

I guess I'm still a little bit
shaky from all the excitement.

- Yeah, well, it's all over now.

Just relax and have a
good time at the dance.

- I sure am glad you talked
me out of counting the ballots

last night, Pop.

- No, that's OK.

Must have been
quite a temptation.

- Yeah, it sure was.

Uh, Mom, did you really
think Terry was going to win?

- Yes, I did.

Of course, I knew it
was going to be close.

- You're not kidding.

One vote.

Can't get any closer than that.

- Well, how did you know
she won by one vote?

- Oh, well, uh, you
told us, didn't you?

- No.

- Oh.

Well, I-- I, uh,
must have guessed it.

Well, uh, have a good
time at the dance.

- You counted the ballots
last night, didn't you, Pop?

- He sure did.

- [laughs] You're
a fine one to talk.

Your mother picked the lock.

Of course, there was
nothing illegal about it.

I mean, we didn't
change any of the votes,

and we're not on the committee.

Besides, we won't tell anybody.

- And don't worry, Pop.

I won't tell anybody either.

- Oh.

[laughs] I guess no matter
how big you guys get,

your mother and I
still worry about you.

- I understand, Pop.

Good night, Mom.
- Good night, dear.

Have a good time.
- Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, have a good time, Rick.
- Thanks, Pop.

Oh, and, uh, Pop?

You know, from now on, I
think I'll worry a little

about you and Mom, too.

[music playing]

[applause]

- Attention!

Attention, everybody!

Would you all come
up here, please?

Now, I have a wonderful
surprise for you.

Our lovely queen of the prom
is going to sing a song for us.

Here she is, Ms. Terry Johnson.

[applause and cheering]

She's going to sing a duet with
her lucky escort, Rick Nelson.

[applause and cheering]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] You are the only
one, my one and only one.

Together we've had a lot of fun.

But what'll I do
if you leave me?

- [SINGING] If someone else
should come along and take

your love from me,
darling, you could never

know how lonely I would be.

- [SINGING] You are the only
one, my one and only one.

Together we've had a lot
of fun, but what'll I

do if you leave me?

- [SINGING] I've tried
to be the kind of guy

you'd want to call your own.

So please don't
go and throw away

the truest love you've known.

- [SINGING] You are the only
one, my one and only one.

Together we've had a lot
of fun, but what'll I

do if you leave me?

What'll I do if you ever
take your love from me?

'Cause in your arms is
where I always want to be.

- [SINGING] If someone
else should take your love,

my eyes would fill with tears.

And the heartaches I would
feel would last 1,000 years.

- [SINGING] You are the only
one, my one and only one.

Together we've had a lot
of fun, but what'll I

do if you leave me?

What'll I do if you leave me?

[vocalizing]

[applause and cheering]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] Love,
they say, is serious.

It's not a child's game.

It can make or break your heart,
but, darling, all the same.

I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] No, I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] People tell me
I'm too young, but I disagree.

Love can come to anyone,
and love has come to me.

I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not
afraid as long as I know

that you'll always be with me.

And as each tender
kiss gets bold enough,

somehow, I feel I'm old enough.

Darling, if you really care, and
I'm sure you do, take my hand

and hold me tight and
make my dreams come true.

I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] No, I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] I'm not afraid.

- [SINGING] No, I'm not afraid.

[cheering and applause]

[music playing]

- "The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet"

has been brought to you
by the Coca-Cola Company.

- On behalf of the Nelson family
and the Coca-Cola Company--

- And Eastman Kodak--

- Happy holidays.

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says a really good driver never

takes anything for granted.

Drive as though your
life depended on it.

It does, and so to
the lives of others.

Live up to the rules.

Drive carefully and
courteously too.

For your own protection, insist
on strict law enforcement.

When traffic laws are
obeyed, deaths go down.

- This has been
an ABC television

network film presentation.