All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S11E17

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I need you for a second, please.

Are we ready for the duns in Peru?

Hi, is this the natural hell, Patsy?
Welcome, girl.

Woo -hoo!

Miss Leek!

Jamari has been indulging in the
alcohol.

Jamari, you're throwing...

My husband came home on Wednesday, and
he was admitted again yesterday.

Marlo, support me, bitch. I'm going
through everything.

This party went haywire.

I'm going to curse y 'all out and put y
'all out of my closet.

Get the fuck out of my closet, bitch.
I'm going to fuck you up.

Still got your sexy dress on with the
baby box.

Yes, sir.

I saw this dress, and I was like, one
baby ain't going to stop no show

I'm wearing this dress.

How are you? I am good. I'll take some
bottled water as well. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, look at my arm. Girl, that beat me
down, girl.

I had to go and get my blood drawn.

Oh, child, I thought you were going to
say that came from the other night.

What? No,

this is not Nene.

Yeah.

can't be loved and highlight sexy mama
lordy have mercy so what you been up to

hon i'm finally talking and moving today
it feels good after

that new week party i needed two days to
myself did you leave right after we

left no i didn't leave right after you
left no i didn't spend the night

It's like I have all of Magic City in my
living room.

One second.

Hello, Georgia. How are you? I'm good.

Don't worry, I have a dustpan in my
right hand. Oh, it's okay, honey. Your

actually looks better than mine does,
okay? What have you been doing?

So I tried on my wedding gown, and I
have literally been sweeping up glitter

hours. My wedding is literally a couple
days away.

stuff left to be done. I cannot wait to
see this wedding gown.

Listen. Oh, my God. Like, my second
dress is still not fit, but hang out

the relief from wedding planning for a
second and a break from the craziness

that was at Casa Leaks. How are you?

I'm doing great. Yes. I definitely
wanted to apologize to you because I

on your shoes. Girl, you threw up all
over my rainbow gay family dress. Oh, my

God. And my little silk shoe.

I'm sorry. That is embarrassing.

I would like to just stop breastfeeding.
Even if you were able to drink really

well before, when you have a baby,
that's adorable.

It kind of changes a little bit.

Oh, she's still natural. Oh, my God.

Kenya is still natural.

Yes, she's natural, Lisa.

Hello, Gordon. How are you? Hi. Thank
you.

Oh, my God, Shamari.

Look at you.

First of all, Shamari, let me just tell
you, I adore you.

And we are now like soul sisters.

Because I cleaned up your puke.

You were the one that cleaned up. Oh, my
God. You know what? Your puke was

cleaned up a couple times. Well, first I
cleaned up the puke off Eva.

Oh, Eva.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm
going to clean off your dress.

I mean, it happens to everybody.

Oh, no. I am so embarrassed.

Clearly, I was blacked out with a cue at
Nene's bi -wig party.

I want to feel this. Cheers.

Oh, my God. So what happened? I just
know the last thing I remember is

with the guy.

I heard someone got their cho -chock
wrapped.

Not by me. Yeah, no, no, no. It was. It
was me? Yeah, it was you. It was mine.

You went from, like, turned up. You
robbed my kitty.

Yes.

You're just like.

Oh, Jesus.

OK, so what happened after I left the
party?

OK, so we were all in the bedroom.

It was like a nice space at that point.
And Candy was like, oh my goodness, look

at this closet.

Ooh, ooh, I just realized I'm up here by
the closet. Can I see your closet now?

And Nene told her three times,

child, my closet is not clean right now,
child. My closet is not together.

Candy responds.

Oh, it's okay, girl.

I don't care.

Candy was like, let me just go in this
closet. I'm going.

Candy, you better bring your, don't try,
Candy.

A couple seconds later, Portia went in.
NeNe was still saying, like, don't go

in, don't go in. Let me see this damn
closet. Candy, I mean, Portia, don't go

my closet. NeNe has now asked me about
five or six times not to go in the

closet. Y 'all gonna make me get to
fight.

I'm going to curse y 'all a lot and put
y 'all out of my closet because all y

'all trying to be nosy. No one listened
to her. Which is hella disrespectful.

If I say don't use this bathroom, go
upstairs.

Right. Go upstairs. So she actually told
them not to go in the closet and they

stayed in the closet.

And so she made sure they came up out
that closet.

I thought we were just playing when we
went into the closet. I thought

was in good moods. Ha ha ha.

I'm still confused on when the laughter
turned into rage.

Nene did say, don't go in there. But
then the cameraman started to walk

the closet. And she just started ripping
shirts off.

I don't think I've ever felt that type
of anxiety and fear run through my body.

You know, normally I can defend myself.
But, you know, me being pregnant, I'm

really kind of helpless.

Yeah, right. And Candy was like, no,
let's go downstairs.

I was shocked when I realized that Nene
had put her hands on the crew.

I just didn't realize it was that deep
of a situation, but apparently to her it

was. She comes down the steps. She was
like, move, move.

Literally down the steps.

Are you sure she was trying to get to
you? Huh? Let me go. Come on.

She came straight to the two of us. She
was like, don't you ever. And Candy kind

of moved over like, all right. She was
gone and saying, uh -uh, they should

known better than that.

She was saying all that. Yeah. I don't
remember that.

I sure ain't remembering any of her
accountability for what she did.

You damn sure remember everything about
that night. You were sitting right

there. I don't remember that.

You ain't Dory, bitch.

We went out the front door like Jason
was chasing us, bitch. We was out the

front door. You were super frazzled. You
were putting your belt on when you

came. Yeah, I know. You were putting
your belt on? Why was your belt on?

The belt got took off.

You are so bad. I'm not saying anything.

What was the thing with the belt,
though?

Nothing happened. Nothing happened with
the belt.

But how did she take the belt off?
You're on the green dress.

How did it get off?

I mean, I'm not really talking about
that because our relationship will be

ruined. Nobody thought it was going to
go to that level so quickly, and it was

like on a hundred. Well, you can't poke
a bear and tell him how to strike back.

Have either one of you guys spoken with
Nene since then?

I wanted to text, but then I'm like, I
don't even know what to say.

Oh, you haven't texted or anything?

Uh -uh. I called somebody back who I
thought was still there, and I could

her in the background. She was like,
when I see them again, it's going to be

bad. That's when we both were asking
each other, so what do we even say?

Right. I sent her a text yesterday.

Yeah, she did mention that, that you
guys had a great text conversation or

something. Oh, so you did talk to her?
Yeah, I did talk to her over text.

What'd you say?

I just hit her up and said, hey. Just
checking on you. Yeah.

Kenny and I decided that we were going
to figure out how we were going to

Nene together.

I was just like, well, I didn't mean to
cause you any more hurt than you already

was experiencing.

Now you're telling me you already text
her. That's like you covered your ass

left mine out to dry.

I just want to talk to her face to face
because I'm her friend. You know what

I'm saying? And if she's our friend, we
also have to be real. Girl, we are here

for you and we love you.

But how you acted, that's not okay.

I love Mimi, and I totally feel for her
situation.

But for me, the tables have definitely
turned.

As long as you sit here and be in the
front of the camera, you're going to be

judged. You cannot put your hands on
anybody.

Didn't you choke somebody?

If I have, I bet you I was smart enough
to not have it on the camera. I just

don't think that it's an excuse for her
to put her hands on anybody or to...

treat her friends like that but you know
what she doesn't feel she was wrong she

didn't feel like she was wrong at all it
was a very uncomfortable gary moment

that shouldn't have happened you felt
wrong too when you walked in the house

got blindsided i thought it was a joke i
was like what the chicken how the hell

are you sitting at this table talking to
these girls about

Something that I was so concerned about
you. So to me, this is a little too damn

personal. Marlo loves Nene like a blood
sister.

But I don't understand at that point
how, no matter how crazy you are as a

person, you can't put yourself aside.

Well, girl, I know this upcoming Candy
Burris party better outdo that party.

Yes, ma 'am. It's going to be 1 ,400
people up in there. OK.

Yes. You're going, right, Portia? Portia
told me she's not coming. No.

Portia, why are you not coming to the
party? There's like 1 ,400 people. It

could be three there that I don't want
to see.

Probably would be awkward for her to
come to the show that she inspired.

Oh, you don't have a section?

up next.

Like the drinks and some of that can
lead to that ain't right. And that leads

separation.

They want to do their own life in that.

Okay.

Thank you.

So I didn't officially introduce you
guys. This is one of my best friends, my

sister. Hi. This is Shanita. Nice to
officially meet you. She is one of my

bridesmaids. Okay. She's like my whole
world. Okay.

Oh, girl.

What? I need this colonic.

In the spirit of just putting all this
shit on the table, I'm still here for

colonic with Eva.

When was the last time you had a
colonic? It's been over a year, so I'm

shit.

You are frozen. We're going to get you
started first.

Colonics are amazing.

And I'm getting married in like, oh,
200.

So I need to figure out all the ways
that I can help bring this waist in for

these dresses. What's going on? You
sound stressed.

I'm days away from this wedding. What
was your life days away from your

A nightmare.

Have you decided on using and going to
honeymoon or not?

I'm not sure.

I'm sorry. I'll be right back.

Can I just get a freak out moment and
go, oh my God, there's a possibility the

wedding that I've been talking about for
the past four months may not happen.

What was the biggest thing? Uh, money.

You better talk about it.

Okay. How many people coming? It was
supposed to be 150 people. Now I'm 100

over. Wait, wait. How much was the
budget? The initial budget was $85 ,000.

you guys won over? $50 ,000.

You have a budget. What can you cut out?

I'm not happy about spending unexpected
money. She just got real.

Literally.

You got to pay for it. They don't want
your credit card. They want checks from

your bank account.

So I did a couple little gigs, got that
money in. I don't have to touch any of

our house money. I know I'm going to
work, honey, but that's what we do.

You're very resourceful. Listen.

But finally, I have signed and sent out
my last check. So I owe no one.

any money for this wedding oh my god you
still out my two buns didn't go over

that well honey so i thought i'd do one
today i can't believe y 'all are really

trying bitch take it all out get a candy
it was cute though i enjoyed the party

i love seeing everybody's hair no it was
cute there was a lot going on like i

just think nini was just at a breaking
point she was it's been a couple of days

since the biowake party and i've only
been able to reach nini via text She's

messing with anyone right now. Her whole
life has changed. Greg's life has

changed, but Nene's life has changed a
lot. It's a lot. I would have had like a

million breakdowns around you guys. Nene
didn't want anyone in her closet,

number one. And number two, she
definitely didn't want her closet being

without her closet looking the way she
wanted it to look. A lot of stuff in

there. She probably need a colonic too.
Now I think about it because when you

hold a lot of shit, shit happens.

I don't know if it was.

The invasion of privacy, that really was
the issue. But I know that that was the

straw that broke the camel's back.

OK, let's get started.

Do you put yours in by yourself?

How deep are you going to put it in?

Let's go.

Yay.

Now. Here's your rectal tube. It's
already pre -lubricated. Yeah. Your

here. Your legs are here. So you're just
straddled. The key is just to relax.

All right. Okay. All right. Call when
you're ready. Okay. Thank you.

I mean, it's two holes down there. Find
the hole and plug it in. I kind of feel

good, actually, but in a weird
something's in your butt kind of way.

Hi. Guess what I'm doing?

I'm doing the do.

That's Eva. I'm going to call you back,
okay?

Hi.

Are you pooping? Are you passing right
now?

I'm watching it. It's like watching a
movie. It's like a real show.

Best gift you've ever given me.

The way to Cynthia's heart is through
her ass.

What up, what up? Oh, baby, baby.

What's happening?

3 .45 a .m.

Wait, tonight?

You're leaving tonight?

Tonight. Oh, God.

I don't want you to leave.

Ron has been on tour with RBRM.

I'm supposed to leave Friday.

I finally get him home, and he has to
leave town again.

I want black coffee. Black coffee. Yeah.
No, that's good. That's good. I just

need some energy.

Yeah. Been a little hectic, I know. I am
a super mom right now because I want to

make sure that at least one of my baby's
parents are home. So I am taking care

of the boys. You come here.

Roman.

And I'm rehearsing for Candy's burlesque
show.

I'm trying to get my career back up and
running.

I'm tired because you're not going to be
able to come to the show, which I hate.

Tonight, I really want you to come and
lay your eyes on the rehearsal.

Not for long, though. Why? Because I got
that 345 to watch you. I know. Yeah,

yeah. You can't be there all night. I'm
going to slide by there, though. Knowing

Kandy, it's going to be very edgy. Oh,
my god. Me and Kandy are performing

together. Mm -hmm. Get a little sexy.

But I'm just happy to be a part of it.
I'm just happy just to get out. Mm -hmm.

That's good. I know you was over at
Nene's rolling out for a little bit,

Oh, my God.

Kind of threw up on Eva's shoes.

You ain't got to be kidding me, man.

I was told that I was rubbing on Eva's
breast.

Really? But she said she thought it was
hilarious.

So it was a funny thing? It was a funny
thing.

Okay. And also, Tanya told me that I
grabbed her crotch.

Shamari. Well, you know what?

I didn't do it in a sexual way because
the only person I want to have sex with

is you. You hear what I'm saying to you
right now when I'm looking at you,

right? Like the drinks and some of that
can lead to that ain't right. That leads

us around with other people. And that
leads to separation.

And that ain't going to happen. And you
better not around on me. It's hard not

having my husband there. I really wish
that he was there more for me.

It's okay for me to go out and have a
little fun.

But not too much damn fun. So what can I
say?

Like, I don't drink at home. I just want
to have a good time.

What mom doesn't want to just get out
there and have a good time?

I don't want to do anything that's going
to embarrass myself, embarrass you,

embarrass my family. So I will be
watching myself.

Yeah, I'm going to be watching you too.

Coming up next. Are you going to kiss
me?

Do you want me to?

Hello.

Hi. Hey.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling good. I got me some
macadamia cookies and chocolate. I'm

I love it.

Okay, so when I was thinking of the
gender reveal, I was thinking the idea

having a band come in or whatever. So
when the band comes out, I wanted the

girls to have on those basketball pants.

And I was just thinking in the
beginning, they come out, they like turn

and turn back around like, yeah!

And then they really get into it after
that because now they've revealed the

pink or blue.

All right, so what I think we should do
is, you know how like the cheerleaders

or the dancers, they hold up letters?
Just making it more of like a...

Yeah, but see, I'm like so visual.

Oh, no, don't get me wrong.

Confetti cannons and everything are
going to go off, too. Oh, oh, you didn't

that part. OK, hey.

Dennis is totally not down for this
gender reveal. He wants to wait until

baby pops out before we find out the
sex.

I love that. I love that. All right,
Portia. OK, thank you. But the party is

happening. This is going to be crazy.
You cannot tell people that your baby is

girl or a boy without revealing it in
the most fabulous way possible.

So who are you inviting other than Billy
and Donna? Everybody, everybody.

Literally? I've had some bumps, but I am
inviting everybody. With who, family?

We had a little bump with Nene the other
day.

She had the bi -week party. Yes, okay.

So, you know, we had fun most of the
night, and she kind of got down on

and that's what kind of spun the
beginning of the night. I cannot lie. I

still confused about everything that
went down.

Everything. Or Tornado of Bull.

Fast forward, I ended up meeting up with
Candy and Marlo.

And I'm sitting there talking to them
about it. And Marlo was like, oh, yeah,

Candy, Nene told me that you texted her.

And I was like, you did?

You didn't tell me you was going to text
her. So I decided to text Nene.

And I was like, look, I don't want us to
be in a bad place.

And I was like, I love you, and I'm
sorry.

And then she, like, takes back in, like,
seconds and was like, I'm sorry.

And that was pretty much it. At the end
of the day, if I have to bow down to the

situation, then that's what I'm going to
do.

Are you going to go see her, though?
Yeah. I mean, I'll see her at Eva's

wedding. I'm definitely hoping that the
craziness does not spill over to this

girl's wedding.

I feel like y 'all are in such, like, a
smooth road.

We were.

Moving forward, we just need to stay out
of her way until she reaches back out.

Okay, girl, I need some milk to wash
this down. Yeah.

You're going to get fat.

You can't call pregnant people fat.

This is the last number that I need to
set for the show.

Hey. Hi.

Hi. I was just talking to him through
your performance.

Okay. Has anybody talked to the lighting
guy from the venue?

Somebody reached out to me from the
venue like an hour ago.

Oh. So I told him I would reach back
after rehearsal.

Okay. Oh, I'm so happy you're coming to
rehearsal with me.

It's so funny how many people really
thinking that it was a sex party. I want

this show to be an experience, not just.

A party, not just a show. We want this
to be a sexual haunted house. So the two

rooms are going to be called Pleasure
and Pain. In this hallway, we're going

make it look like the red light
district.

It's going to be erotic, exotic,
suggestive, edgy. Molestive.

Molestive.

Here's a mic for you.

One, two, three.

Oh.

It's on.

You ready? Yeah, I just need to get the
umbrella.

Yeah. I am alive.

Well, hello.

Hello.

What's up?

Y 'all getting ready, huh? Yes, yes,
yes. Trying to figure out how to make

thing come to life.

Candy is talented.

Oh, you going to put some heels on
later? You know, I forgot my heels

Oh, my God. I brung my heels.

Now I finally get to perform with her on
stage, and I am not going to mess this

opportunity up.

I was wondering, like, is there going to
be some acting?

The acting is going to be really in the
beginning. When people first come in,

you and I won't be able to see that
part. We're going to be backstage.

But the show, it's not going like back
-to -back performances.

It's like a variety show. So this is
going to be a crazy variety show.

Yeah, I got all kind of little tricks up
your sleeve.

Everything from music to giving you some
instructions on things you can do in

the bedroom.

What you doing, Victor?

I'm working on your number. I can plug
you guys in.

I mean, we're going to bring the dungeon
to life.

I'm going to get sexy. It has to be a
bit wild.

I don't always write everything that I
put in the shows,

but I wanted Shamari to have a song that
she can just basically own who she is.

Cool. So you'll walk down.

Uh -oh.

Hi. How you doing?

Good to see you. What's happening? I had
the, okay, I'm like the name. Okay, now

the face.

How you doing? How you doing? Well, I
brought Mike along, so you check it all

out. Oh, God.

See what she got to work with.

Oh, my goodness.

I know he has to leave. Unfortunately,
he's going to miss it.

Long -distance relationships are not
easy. However, the man has a job, and he

can't just miss work all the time.

What's off limits?

What's off limits?

Question is, are you going to kiss me?

Do you want me to?

Might have to change my flight.

Oh, man.

Man. Oh, man.

Coming up next.

Hey, man.

I'm the lady with the huge dress.

Yes. My goodness. I don't know how
you're going to carry that one. With the

strength of the Lord. Oh, my goodness.

Would you like to come with me this way?
Well, I am so excited about all of

this. And you guys are going to mingle?
You be. No. Put two chairs by the door.

I'll be back.

Thank you, Lord Jesus.

Mary and JoJo, the dress drama is over.

Very classy. Absolutely not.

This one is really, really pretty.

Oh, it's really, really not closing.

I have to spend so much money on this
sweater, Shanita.

I don't have an entire dress.

Okay, so thanks to my stylist, Ashley, I
have found a dress for the reception.

You just have to take it to get a little
alteration, just a little. Too long.

Yeah. I like that it's up there. You
know what I mean? I don't have to do

anything. Oh, this is exactly how I want
it to feel, like the belle of the ball.

Hey, guys.

All right. Good to see you again, Mom.

I'm so excited.

Knock,

knock, knock.

Come on in. We got the dress up.

I snuck in in the back, and I saw you.
Oh, my gosh.

My friend, you look so beautiful.

No, no, you turn around.

You look so beautiful.

I got my girl. Tiffany Diaz -Yobana
Tran.

You're really good friends with Tiffany,
which is my BFF. What's Tiffany?

Tiffany Robertson. That's my very good
friend.

You look fabulous just with the top.
Thank you. She was the first person I

met when I went to Clark Atlanta
University.

You're the best bride because most
people put people on ugly ass dresses.

It's bomb.

And there's no way I'm going to enter
into this part of my life and not bring

her with me. Okay, ladies, are you
ready?

Yeah. Okay, we're ready.

I have a surprise for you before the
dress.

If something tells me.

Oh,

Tiffany. That looks so good.

Beautiful. Okay, you ready for your
other surprise? Yes.

At this specific juncture, what I need
from my mom is, you know, just you look

great. Like I need my mom to be there
right now.

Oh, wow.

Ashley did this dress.

I must say, with all the stress, with
all the drama when it came to my

what was supposed to be, what ended up,
all of that. I have never seen a wedding

dress this gorgeous.

It was exactly what I wanted. All right,
ladies.

You're gorgeous, sweetie.

Well, hello there.

How are you feeling?

Nervous. Same, but it's all coming
together.

Can we get the curtains open, please?

And then wait, it's got to come up. Wow.

I really want to be able to take this
show on the road. So the first one has

to be amazing because word of mouth
travels.

We're almost ready. The stage is like,
ta -da. Hey, babe.

You can't even talk.

That's all you do.

So, I had a cold. The cold turned into
laryngitis.

And today, I wake up with no voice.

That is a professional singer's worst
nightmare.

What's up, Shamari? Don't look at you.

Hey, don't even worry about it. You
already pre -taped, so your voice really

don't matter. Even though you feel sick,
I want you to look vibrant.

Her ass has been singing away, singing
away.

Can I get some strawberry margarita?

But now tonight, when it really counts,
you lose your voice?

Like, come on, girl.

Ready for this?

Okay, what is happening?

Hi. Oh, hey.

Hi, Mama.

So what you been doing all day? Just
getting myself together.

Well, that's good.

I'm a little out of my lane with this
whole burlesque thing, and I still don't

really know what I'm doing. So they must
really...

Believe in me.

So, how's it going?

You know, I start getting stressed
because I'd be worried about, okay, what

I forget? What is not happening? Why are
we standing here? What is happening?

It's only a few hours until showtime.

And typically, you always have to do a
sound check. And you run through the

entire show.

I'm trying to figure out how is
everybody's makeup and hair supposed to

And we still got to run the show.

We don't have to run the show. I'm just
saying. I think you should run the show.

We should run the show.

I know. We should run the show. So we
will get people in here and make up.

on. Like, we need to go.

Coming up next.

You guys both need to take AA together.

We don't have to run the show. I'm just
saying. I think you should run the show.

We should run the show.

I know. We should run the show. So we
will get people in here and make up.

on. I had planned on us doing a full run
through the day before the show. I

mean, here's the thing. You have a
little bit more time. All right. So the

makeup people are in here. They're
upstairs.

They're upstairs.

This is the type of shit that stresses
me the fuck out. But of course, each

person wanted to rehearse their own
separate show separately.

We never had an opportunity to run the
entire thing together.

Y 'all been rehearsing. Y 'all ready.

We always be doing s*** at the last
minute. A lot of times in this business,

don't have a lot of rehearsal days.

Let's be for real. Like, we did put it
together for a couple weeks.

Whatever. It's all good. You're good.
Now that we found a surrogate and we

the new OLG, you know, it's a lie.

And I don't have enough time.

No, you're not going to get to go
through it no more.

No, you don't have to be hype be live
and have a good time

Hi

Welcome to the dungeon you like my
outfit. Can you see it?

mistress of domination Babe let me call
you back. Okay

Have you talked to any of the other
ladies? I haven't. I just saw Marlo on

social media. She's on her way here. I
know Eva's off getting ready for her

wedding. Right. I spoke to Nini earlier.

Good. I don't think she's coming. I
think she may actually go to Miami to

on her store.

I was finally able to get a hold of
Nini, and she just needed a minute to

regroup after the whole bi -wig
nightmare on Elm Street.

John, you ready for doors? Yes, let's do
it.

So wherever I go, you go. Welcome to the
dungeon, honey.

I get to have a person that's not as
tall as I am.

Welcome to the dungeon.

Enjoy. And we just are going to greet
people and get them pumped up.

And all I see is leather and whips and
chains, pain and pleasure.

Candy might be on to something.

I'm so excited. What's going on? Oh,
hello.

Candy. Look at you.

It's incredible.

Is it? It is sizzling hot.

I sold out all of my tickets for the
show, and I went for it to be to a

level of quality.

We might be the cause of some babies
being made tonight. Oh, my God.

Where are my clothes at, Jeremy?

Oh, oh, oh.

Are you going to thank me? I'll thank
you later tonight.

ATL, are you ready for the dungeon?

All right, everybody.

Dear God, I want to say thank you so
much for allowing us to have this

come to life. Please bless this
performance to be amazing.

A lot of hard work went into this show,
and I hope that people respect the

genius of candy.

What

is

going on?

This is crazy.

At this point, this is the first time
I'm actually second -guessing myself.

I see we got lots and lots of freaky
motherfuckers in the building.

Now, it is my pleasure to bring to the

stage Tamari and Pansy. I hope she's not
drunk. I feel really anxious because...

I am not trying to have an Ashley
Simpson SNL moment, so I hope that

tell that I am lip -singing.

I was worried, but Shamari did a great
job

tonight. Thank God.

How

many

of y 'all are talkers? Because I think
it's very, very important.

In bed.

So, I want to bring somebody out.

But, you know, I think she'll be fun to
do this little demonstration. Go get

them. Go get them.

I don't have a script. I don't have any
direction.

Okay.

Let me see.

Come here, my dear.

I did not tell Cynthia everything she
would be doing on stage because I want

reactions to be the best part.

Beautiful.

Cynthia Bailey.

Have a seat, please.

All right.

Are you ready?

Tell me how wet you are

Oh, my God.

Can you say it again?

Say, I'm so...

I'm so...

right now.

This is too much for me.

This is hilarious.

Goddamn, Candy. I know you're a freak,
but that just went too far for me.

Yeah.

I had plans on making this much dirtier,
but she seemed so innocent to me.

Imagine where it was going to go.

This is a kinky group, man.

Show some love for Cynthia Bailey and
Delicious.

It's fun when your friends will let you
have fun with them.

Oh, my God.

Ken and I definitely made a connection.

Oh, my God.

In a way that we have never connected
before.

Oh,

my God.

You look like a dude.

If candy fell for me, I would sit back
and be a real housewife. Really?

I'm just candy coated, honey.

really what this

is

not a burlesque show it is a burlesque
show masquerading as a sex show and i'm

here for it

in the show. I was too extra.

I can't design as extra. I mean, let's
be real. She was extra. What are you

talking about?

Put your people over there.

Don't ever put me on this dirty ass
crowd with that ugly ass wig or you're

to get your ass whooped. You can sit
your big ass down.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you may not need to drink either
like Shamari.

You guys both need to take AA together.

I think you're fabulous.

I do get worried when you drink, though.

I feel you just get a little too out of
hand.

I don't know what the hell Marlo's
problem is with me, but I don't have a

drinking problem.

I just feel like you need to want to
talk to her. Something else there.

I feel like Shamari had one night where
she mixed alcohol.

I don't care what anyone says.

Shamari does have a drinking problem.

Drink after drink after drink. We're
going to have a great night. And I made

sure I didn't drive tonight.

DUI, so I don't need any more. I got
some gold right here, 24 karat gold.

Little mama can take some drink.

Jamari, you threw up on my shoes.

This is bothering me. So I'm like,
what's really going on? I don't have

I don't have 100 men on the road.

And so she's like, I need to have my one
day out. We don't say that. I am a

mother of twins that every now and then
likes to go out and let her hair down.

But, Marho, you wouldn't understand
anything about that because you're not a

mother. You may be a mother, but you're
not a mother.

I'm so glad you can't talk.

Marlo, you're like, girl, you make
people need a drink.

Just because they drink when they're
around you doesn't mean that they're an

alcoholic.

There was so much negativity on the
whole dungeon and all of that, but we

pulled it off. All the costumes, the
choreography, everything was on point.

right here is something you will not see
everywhere else.

I want people to hear how, oh, I had a
great time, the party was bomb, and it

just takes that whole drama that Portia
and I had out of people's minds.

I hope you guys enjoyed it.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Going into my wedding, all I want to do
is put on my dress, walk down with my

daughter, and go marry my husband. Happy
wedding day, everyone.

You guys look amazing. Beautiful.

You look amazing.

Yeah, I have the twins.

For me, everything is a little bit odd
right now.

I just don't understand how you can tell
somebody to act in their house. I don't

want to argue about this. I think it's
rude.

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