All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S11E08

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

I'm pregnant.

Yo.

What are we doing, cocktails?

You know, I want an alcohol cleanse.

I'm two weeks clean of alcohol.

Ladies, welcome to Justin.

At the Bailey shoot, you was like, I
need the makeover. I didn't say the word

makeover. I do feel the fashion would
help a little bit with it.

Eva, how was your bachelorette party?

It was a surprise, but I was invited.

Wait, I'm confused. How is it a surprise
if you invited Portia? Because I had 12

friends coming to Miami, which was not
the original plan.

Why was NeNe not invited? You didn't
even invite NeNe, who you asked to speak

your wedding? How do you be in
somebody's wedding and they don't invite

the bachelorette's weekend?

I am the glue for my wig and my family.

I aged like a fine wine, and now I'm
ready to chill.

I count my blessing and my chest.

I live a model life. Now I'm ready to be
a top wife.

I may be an open book, but that doesn't
mean I'm easily read.

I took a lot of left turns, but now
things are just right.

check me out look at this look at this
fabulous

hey what up what's going on

i'm hungry as i don't know what so i
think we got the chef i got a chef yes

do do you have a chef on your trip no
but my private chauffeur just picked me

you must be uber

I haven't seen you in forever.

I mean, me being pregnant, I have
attachment issues. Like, seeing you is

Lauren!

Girl. What are you doing?

I'm doing.

Girl, I've been, like, completely
exhausted.

But I've been doing good, though. Like,
I've been telling him. I've been telling

him, like, you know, oh, I'm doing an
alcohol cleanse. I've decided not to

the girls about the pregnancy right now
because it's just a scary thing if

you've ever dealt with a miscarriage
before. I had a piercing here, and I

it out when I was pregnant. You were
pregnant?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

So to me, it's not going to be real,
real, real until I go to that first

appointment and everything's going to be
OK. I'm like, I was on a keto. Like,

bitch, you don't look smaller.

So now I got to resort to tricking them.
So I do have this.

It is. But I have to pour it out.

Oh, I see what you're saying. What about
if I put a little Coca -Cola and some

apple juice?

Yes.

OK, bye.

Bye.

OK.

I've been known to like to have fun and
have me a cocktail here and there.

Can you give me some alcoholic water?

Just a little apple juice. It's organic.

So to make this happen, I am having to
breathe in and breathe

out and pour good, fresh Hennessy.

This is tough right here.

is a test okay

I

really have to mix this potion up just
right

Good morning, Smari.

Good morning.

What are you doing down here, diva? I
came to check on you. Are you getting

dressed? I'm actually looking to see
what I'm going to wear a little bit

I'm right on time.

I'm going to help my diva out.

No, thank you, Marlo.

I don't need your services.

Now, what you need to do is go back to
what you do best, and that's using OPP,

other people's pension.

What were you thinking about? Because
you know the girls are going to meet you

for breakfast.

Why? You got to get dressed up for
breakfast.

Come on, come on. This is sexy evening.
I love the black. You can throw on a

leather jacket with it. I don't know
about that jacket. This is fashion.

not trying to do what's safe.

Just put it on real quick. I don't feel
like trying that. Oh, my God.

All right, well, don't do it. We'll just
take notes.

I don't need to be updated or upgraded
or anything like that. Updated, you do.

No, no, no, no, no. Not updated, honey.
You just did a tune -up. No. It's like a

car. Just boom, boom. You don't need to
go like this. Boom. Just tune it up a

little. Some people love to shop and do
this and that. Well, I love to love on

my family.

So I do have a sense of style, but I
just don't have time. Like, just let me

what I do. This is me.

It's all about accessories. I appreciate
you for caring and coming in here and,

you know, trying to hook a sister up.
But I'm not an accessory girl. Like, you

know, I just, I am who I am. Do me one
favor.

Let's just put on one thing for
breakfast and we go up together.

Okay, what are we putting on for
breakfast? Not this. I see this for the

with the girls.

You know what? Let me just shut you up
because you're getting on my nerves. Let

me just humor you and put on some of
your little Gucci pieces and call it a

Okay, let's do this. And I'll tie this
as a shirt.

Oh, my God.

Take your bra off. Take your bra off.

I'm not one of those light ladies, so
don't worry about me.

I don't worry about you.

I went straight for the boho chic. It's
everything.

Oh, my gosh, Amari.

Work, girl, honey.

Drip, drip.

You look rich, honey.

I just got to say that that is Marlo's
look, and I can't necessarily say it is

yours, but you look fabulous. I decided
to humor Marlo.

And I got the Marlo remix, baby. This is
my piece you quite deserve.

All right, what I'm saying?

Come on over here, boys. Let me get y
'all together right quick. Y 'all ready?

We got to get this thing popping.

How was everybody's sleep last night?
Well, it was like a nap, really. I heard

we had some twerkers in here last night.

Oh, jeez.

India Bailey's twerk was a struggle. I
need to see this video.

I know I'm not the best twerker in the
group, but this could be a new thing.

Who needs to do a dog style when you do
a frog style?

Well,

I have something I want to tell you guys
about really quick this morning. So if

I can have everyone's attention.

Portia, you're going to help me. So I
came up with this great game that we're

both going to host. The name of the game
is Bitch Stole My Talent.

Coming up next.

What in the loop dance are going on in
here?

Wait a minute.

So, I came up with this great game that
we're both going to host. The name of

the game is Bitch Stole My Talent.

Okay.

It's raining outside.

We all have on wigs, honey.

We can't go out there, child. It'll be
jacked up.

So I came up with the best idea in the
world. We're going to play a game,

It's going to be a competition.

You and I are going to host it. Because
we're the ones that got personnel. Yeah,

yeah. And since we all have a different
talent that we're really good at, I

thought we could have a competition.

I am a genius, bitch.

Here's how it goes.

Marlo and Tanya, you guys consider
yourself the fashion queens of the

Who is the top two?

Fashionistas in this entire circle.
Well, I would first nominate myself.

Well, I know I am. When we start the
clock, you got 15 minutes to put on a

fashion look and come back out here and
let us see you work.

The next group that's going to go up
will be Cynthia

and Eva.

We're going to have walk the runway,
baby, and then pose at the end and come

back and walk.

I came out the womb crip -walking. So
this whole model walk runway, oh, she

ready. Carol, I've been slandering
runways since Eva was a baby sucking on

bottle, honey.

So I just have to tap into my Cynthia
Bailey.

I got to fill my body up with Naomi
Campbell, honey, Tyra Banks.

I'm going to beat Eva today.

This whole competition thing, like,
that's not my thing. Who made the most

at it is more what I think about.

I already lost. The bitch stole my look.

This is real Southern. This is real
international.

Candy's hands down the most fashionable.

I'm not going to lose. The bitch stole
my talent. So Candy is on.

And here's Portia and I.

We are the hosts. Both of us love to
host. You know, you want to see who

it the best.

I got this. You know what I'm saying?
You know, the mouth of the South.

Are you kidding me? I got to go against
Nene?

Who's ever going to hear me?

All right, ladies.

Y 'all have 15 minutes to go upstairs
and get ready.

One, two, three. Go!

Bring back your best.

Do it, do it, do it. Let me hear those
vocals, Candace. I can do this with my

eyes closed.

May the best slayer win.

We have Loewe, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.

Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon.
I need your help.

Okay, they're doing this.

She gonna lay down.

No, lay down.

Okay, help. Come on. I'm going back to
this.

Okay,

there you go. Marlo got all that ass
out. She got them breasts out. Honey,

is coming to shut it down with Bardig.

Okay.

Oh, you better call in reinforcements.

I really just want to go in there,
snatch their wigs off, and I want to

just dig into the soul and the core of
their bodies.

OK, check on six, honey.

OK, you got seven minutes.

Oh, my god. OK, get out. This
competition thing is serious.

Everybody's putting their all into it.
You should probably stretch. Yes. Lift

your leg. OK, two, three.

And split.

And we want you to remember that you are
judging Portia and I. Yes. Judge us at

the end and let us know who's.

going to have some pretty big Louboutins
to fill if she's going to beat Marla.

And Marla's Louboutins are a size 11.

Portia has not been drinking Her stomach
is looking big Wow

a white jumpsuit? Marlo, thank you so
much for opening up for me.

I have a little something for you. A
sucker.

I love a sucker.

I love a sucker. So ladies, if you allow
me, I'm going to take you on a fashion

journey. When I dress up in the morning,
I think, what story am I going to tell?

I did high -low today.

This is Christian Dior's. And my
sunglasses over here are from Swag

bit of everything hold on bitch you
leave swag alone okay those glasses cost

dollars i mean it may be a low to her
but it's a high to some women so i don't

know if tan is shady or shallow but the
end of the day you need to be versatile

so you get on your boat and you want to
be able to swim and enjoy your life and

you start taking off your clothes

hardest thing in Dior right now the
Christian Dior visor I

did not

have a clue that Tanya had it in her to
throw this much shade I

think I'm gonna like you a little bit
more than I thought I would all right so

Marlo Hampton who wants to choose her
raise your hand

Sit down. You are not the fashion queen.
Tanya has come in and snatched that

right off your head.

Next competition, Bitch Stole the
Runway.

She doesn't lose. I mean, that's what we
do.

So let's go, Miss Bailey.

for warming up the runway.

I'm the next top model now. Let me call
Tyrantel.

a one -two step of dancing with the
stars on your ass, honey, and killed

Bye, Eva.

You're dead.

For the last part of the competition,
we're going to step into Bitch Stole My

Hits, okay?

I will start with Miss Shamar.

After damn Shamari took us to church and
gave us the Holy Ghost over here.

I'm super nervous.

That the blow to my chest would come.

Shamari Candy, Shamari Candy, Shamari.

Candy's a songwriter. Shamari is an
amazing singer.

Now, raise your hand for Candy, The
Burst.

Points for writing it. You wrote it. All
right.

And now, raise your hand for Jesus. Yes,
Jesus.

Thank you, Lord.

I want to thank God for giving me this
opportunity.

Everybody that believes in me and
supports me, my fans.

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, all right.

I hope you guys have been paying
attention because we have two hostesses

the most.

and then some people have to learn that
I was born with this gift.

Yes!

Yes!

That alone wins it for me.

I'm not speaking in any office.

Coming up next.

Wait.

They need to call this little thing the
Donald truck.

It's grabbing my pussy right now.

Welcome. Are you kidding?

Oh, goodness.

I might cry.

I had all of these amazing plans with
the sun in mind.

But the weather isn't working for me,
honey. So half of us will get massages.

course, she's in the bed, and she has a
headache, and she doesn't feel very

well. You want to take a nap?

You want to go ahead?

OK. The other half will do aerial
Pilates, honey. I am very excited.

I got the Ariel. I got the Ariel
Pilates. Pilates. Yes. Are you flexible?

Honey, yes, she is. Okay, girl. I
thought these girls would learn how to

like, swing their legs open for their
men.

Hashtag, thank me later, bitch. For
years, I've been around these girls, and

normally, I can't go out of town with
them without it being, like, a huge blow

-up. And so it's like I'm constantly
feeling like, okay.

Are we going to be okay for real?

Look, I got my boxing gloves on. I'm
ready.

If you start with me, I'm going to fire
off.

Yeah. How are you guys doing, girls?

Are you okay?

Better than okay.

You couldn't have had a better host than
myself.

That's a treat.

Nanny, are you going to talk to Eva?

Like, are you guys good? I feel like
you're going to have to have a

with her and let her know that you're
fine to be in the wedding.

You don't feel no kind of way about not
being invited?

I said it at the table so many times.
You said what? I was okay with not being

invited. Even not inviting me to the
bachelorette party was definitely, you

know, a shade moment.

But look, I'm the host of this trip, so
I'm going to forgive.

But don't you ever think that I have
forgotten, Mitch.

I wonder how they're doing at Ariel
Aquabody.

Child, that's probably a disaster.

You're going to run and jump.

They need to call this little thing the
Donald Trump. He grabs people by the

pussy, and that's why this thing is
grabbing my pussy right now.

I should have competed for that massage.

Let me tell you something. Marlo would
have hated that.

Marlo come into my room this morning.

Came into your room? She came into my
room like...

Let me help you out. Let me help you
out. I'm like, why?

Like, I don't need the help.

Seriously. But you let her change her
clothes. But you know what? It was

she was pretty persistent. That's Marlo
Hampton. Yeah, pretty persistent in

coming in and giving me a little, what
she calls, a little boost.

Okay, Shamari, I know you don't know any
of these girls that well. You got it?

All right. Thank you. But let me tell
you something.

Marlo is always giving advice that
people did not ask for.

I'm going to come to my etiquette class.
I'm going to teach you etiquette. You

can't teach etiquette to nobody around
here. Oh, my God.

So get used to it.

It turned out cute.

She did a good job. But I was fine with
what I had on.

As the hours went by, it started
marinating a little bit. Like, yeah, she

really, really tried to come for me, and
I'm not the one to mess with.

And, you know, she didn't win the
fashion segment.

Right, right, right. So, like, are you
really that fashionable?

I wish Portia could have joined us.

Is she okay? Is there anything we can do
for her?

Well, she was just having a little bit
of a headache.

We got a baby on the way.

How do you know?

I feel it in my heart.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Portia has
not been drinking.

I told you guys. No,

you know, I want an alcohol cleanse.

For the whole weekend?

clean of alcohol.

She was on a claim.

Her stomach is looking big. Her stomach
is definitely not flat.

I'm not gonna lie, you are killing this
outfit right here.

You guys, when we pulled over at the gas
station, you know how at the gas

station they serve those big deal
pickles in the jar?

Did she buy one?

I think she did.

Should we make her take a break? She's

sleeping, she's gaining a little weight,
and she's not drinking.

Forget the rest. The fact that Portia's
not drinking.

Portia's pregnant.

I would be really happy for Portia's. I
really feel like a baby would really

change a lot about her. It really would.

Because I feel like my first child
changed my life. I'm ready for my life

change.

Are you going to be next to get us a
baby?

We need to get me a man first.

Marsha. Hi.

You got a whole nasty salad. Yes, girl.
Girl, let me tell you, honey, we had the

best, honey.

Was it good?

Well,

are you feeling better?

I just needed a little nap, girl. I got
rid of that little headache.

Oh, not the little headache.

NeNe, what is going on?

Are you sure you're not pregnant?

Uh, uh.

Coming up next.

You only won because you sung a
religious song. Your voice is awful.

I was an A -list when you was an A
-list. Girl, that was back then. What

now?

Nene, what is going on? Are you sure
you're not pregnant?

Uh, uh... I'm not finna play with you.

Are you sure? You weren't feeling good?
You were laying down?

You haven't been drinking?

I told you I wasn't drinking. Uh -huh.

Now, he did.

Dennis put a little bit in my bag.

Let me see. Right here.

Are you sure?

Okay. He ate a puke at the gas station.

How do you know I ate a puke at the gas
station?

Okay. So, I will say that I haven't
checked all the way.

No, no. Sit down.

Okay. Wait a minute.

I got to hold my balance. Sit down. I
cannot play with you.

This is not real Hennessy.

No, no, no, no, no. And it's only not
real Hennessy because I don't know shit.

So I'm not going to sit here and drink
Hennessy and I could be, you know, yeah,

I think you're pregnant.

For years now, horses wanted to be
married and have a baby. I want to have

children and they know mommy's going to
be home.

We are 34 right now. Lots of women
successfully have very uncomplicated

pregnancies up until their late 30s and
early 40s.

A baby nup agreement?

Is that what we're talking about right
now?

This is going to change Portia's life.
From the Hennessy bottle to a goddamn

baby bottle, bitch. It's on.

This is Coca -Cola and ice cream.

So tonight, I'm going to bring this out,
and I'm going to drink it, but I'm not

going to get nobody.

Oh, my God.

I cannot lie to Nene. It's like she's
got all these clues.

Plus, I see how excited she would be if
I am pregnant. So it's like, I kind of

don't, but I do want to tell.

You have got to at least pour a drink
out. Because they are very suspicious.

You bitches been talking about me.
You're like, this motherfucker is

honey. They excited, though. But we got
to keep this secret. I'm not going to

say anything.

But I got to tell you, though. What? I'm
excited.

OK, we don't know. Stop. We don't know
yet.

Just anticipation in my heart.

This is going to be everything.

Push.

I love this house and all the games.

It's kind of exciting to actually leave.

Shamari look like she's lit already,
honey. The party has started with

honey. At this point, we've drank all
the liquor in the house. We have no

but to go somewhere else.

Honey, I'm so happy to be away from the
babies.

You know what I'm saying?

Am I just doing it all the way, Marla?

Which one is good on here? I don't know.

Let me try the tuna carpaccio and the
lobster spring rolls.

Well,

let's propose a toast.

I would just do a little something.

Okay.

She got more Hennessy than I got. You
know she had Hennessy drinking.

Yeah, but she brought her own. It's not
even that the liquor cleanse is over.

You pulled it right out of her bag.

So, getting to know each other has been
wonderful.

Shading you ladies has been amazing.

The messiness has been on a 10, and the
love has been off the charts.

Portia's having is Hennessy.

She's not having a baby.

The bottle don't lie.

So y 'all been plotting.

Well, no, we had a massage earlier. I
was like, wait a minute. At the gas

station, Portia wanted a pickle.

Wait, Carmen San Diego over here thinks
that Portia is pregnant because she

wanted a pickle? No, it was one of those
big pickles.

I get it. Pregnant girls eat pickles.
But you also got to remember that

her girl, you can pick them up. They
cost a dollar. They come in a little

You can get some. Spicy, garlic, or
regular, it's real good. Believe me, I

You know, the whole alcohol cleanse came
from the keto diet. Just one life

begets another.

And so that's why I really kept to it.
But they eating it up. So ladies and

gentlemen, that's how it's done.

What kind of purse is that?

Charlotte Olympia. That looks so cute.

I went to your room and got a purse.

I was wondering.

I said, I'm no longer taking tips from
you. I'm going to the fashion goddess

here. Oh, that's one of our purses.

got dressed.

What if you did like a pop of color or
something?

I feel like that's so great.

Oh my God.

I wanted some advice on some
accessories.

I haven't seen Daniel wear that many
accessories.

I never said I was an accessory queen. I
think she just respects the style.

We also talked about how Miss Marlo came
into my room and

wanted to dress me today.

Yeah.

how that made me feel. Love and light.

I mean, love and light. We know that
you're the fashionista, but your crown

been taken away.

I don't think it's been taken away. I
don't think it's been taken away. It's

another fashionista that can definitely
save you and you're in good hands with

anyone at this table you're in good
hands with. Anyone in good hands. I

know about anybody.

No, anyone at this table can dress you
better than how you come.

They do. Bitch, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Uh
-uh.

We're not going to go bitch.

I'm sorry, bitch. That came out at The
wrong time, and it wasn't, didn't need

get to that level.

I do apologize.

Let me get my phone back. Okay, because
that wasn't right.

Like, your fashions are not, I know.

Those smirk little comments. I'm going
to say what the hell I want. I'm in

America, and I'm not throwing you out
your name. That's what you're going to

is be a lady. Okay, but you're going to
have respect for me as well. Okay, but

don't call me a B -I -T -C -H anymore
either. Okay, you're not a bitch. I

and you are.

Right, whatever, bitch.

Say it again.

Say it one more time.

Bitch.

Oh, my goodness.

Whatever, bitch.

Say it one more time.

Bitch.

Your mama the bitch. No, your mama the
bitch.

Listen, the mama thing, don't talk about
the mama thing. Your mama the bitch.

So we're just going to keep going back
and forth like we're in high school and

call each other bitches. Okay, cool.

Shamari, hold on now, because I know
Marlo about to get your ass together.

Where Marlo from? When I say your mama a
bitch, it's on.

Let's go.

Anyone that knows me, my 42 years on
this earth knows me from fasting.

So it's just, you come here being catty?
Catty. I don't even know what that's

from. I mean, it just seemed like, I
mean, earlier today, I mean, I just took

that Shamari just didn't like the
approach.

You know what I'm saying? That's what I
was saying.

Everybody's coming on me with my
fashion. I ain't never said anything

fashion. No, Nina, you haven't. But,
like, I was just saying that when we had

the competition, she won.

You only won because you sung a
religious song. Your voice is awful.

My voice is awful?

Marlo, she goes hard when she's arguing
with someone.

But my girl can sing now. You can't take
that away from her.

Shamari can sing her butt off. Let me
see you do what I did.

Let me see you do this, darling. How is
my voice awful, honey? I done sold over

5 million records, honey.

You can Google me back to the 19s,
honey. I was an A -list when you was an

-list. That was back then. What are you
now? Look, it doesn't matter, honey. Who

discovered you? You got new money. Who
discovered you? New money? Yes, new

money. Girl, I've been that, girl. I've
been had that. I've been had that. New

money get new braces. You got the fake
teeth. I've never had fake teeth,

sweetie. Never braces or fake teeth.

You are dismissed. Go play in traffic.
Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Bye. Marlo seems to have something to
say about everybody's fashion, like

everyone. But one thing about Ms.
Shamari, don't let this little chihuahua

you, honey. She will get you.

Okay, you guys, you know what?

If someone is okay with the way that
they look, they're okay with the way

they look. So stop it, okay? Because
that's really unnecessary.

But I have something to say because I
feel like I came into this group and I

given the label fashion, label girl. I
will give a fashion shout out to Tanya.

If I put that type of, you know, label
situation on wardrobe, I love the way

puts it together.

I never said that a label makes an
outfit. I like them. As you saw in my

presentation today, you can do a little
bit of everything. You can do a lot with

a little. You know, I want you to
understand, Tanya, that I have very

tolerance for ignorance.

Ignorance? That's a strong word. I'm
just telling you my tolerance is very

for ignorant conversations.

Because you wear labels and you say that
you are fashion, just know that you may

be fashion in your eyes. It doesn't mean
that you are fashion in my eyes. Tanya

to me is coming off like... Girl, what
you're wearing this evening ain't even

slaying. Okay, you might have won the
competition, but this ain't slaying,

honey. I have minty of fashions, honey.

So she doesn't have anything that I
don't. But it's not a competition.

But you talk about it like it's a
competition.

We had a competition, so I had to
compete.

I don't understand what's going on here,
Nene. Why are you being jealous of

Tanya? You need to come into my closet,
baby. I will shit yours all the way.

Now, when I've seen yours and I would
check yours, D out.

Okay, girl. Somebody else can get a
little bit of shine other than you, boo.

own stores.

I have fashions. I'm a serial
entrepreneur.

And I'm a successful black woman.

So here's the thing. NeNe is throwing a
lot of shade at Tanya because of the

glasses comment. But, girl, come on.
It's not that serious.

Here's to successful black women. Yes,
for all the successful black women in

room. And I would not address anyone
else who doesn't want, I would not

you ever again about fashion.

It's really funny me how Shomari like
takes it to heart about fashion.

And you said that Dennis looked like a
leprechaun in his green jacket.

Hi, Dennis.

Hello.

clover that's what you said oh my god
you are awful no halloween is my

time of year and i love a good brow but
your husband doesn't have them wait he

ain't worried about his brows honey he
don't need them he's a legend i know i

have go naked hair but maybe i should
start go naked eyebrows because ronnie

could be my first customer for sure

Let me just stand up and say thank you
for joining NeNe Fairleaks this weekend,

honey, out here in Florida.

Yes, we bond.

Yes. Thank you guys for coming.

Raise your glass. I think this was a
really great vacation.

We had to iron out a few issues, but we
did that. Fun times.

Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.

I'm proud of each and every last one of
them, even the ones with small minds.

it without any major drama oh god we
almost made it

next time on the real housewives of
atlanta who's the pepper that called

me a bitch well you don't gotta worry
about her those are fighting words where

come from cheers to that she's gorgeous
one little small request i just want 10

pounds off

I know you and Todd ain't really been
talking lately.

He hasn't been talking like that lately.
When I said lemon, I'm thinking of her

as lemon.

So this is going in the vagina.

Okay. Is that a condom? Yes, Dennis.
This is what a condom looks like.

Stop. I can't.

I can't go.

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