All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S11E07

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I got a little bit with Eva and she said
to me, I want you to be in my wedding.

Woo! I like seeing you. Are you guys
close like that?

We're vibes from Portia. And then when
she gave me the makeover.

Well, no, Eva implied it. She just
didn't say it. Eva implied it. You sat

had a conversation about what has been
put on my man's body.

We don't tattoo everybody's name on us
that we done had sex with. But who

That's as huge. I could care less.

We have organized a couple's trip going
toward destiny.

After everything that Greg's been
through, I think the couple's trip

Give yourself a mental break.

I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

I'm starting to see all these things
that I have prayed for actually happen.

For real.

For real.

I am the glue for my wig and my family.

I aged like a fine wine, and now I'm
ready to chill.

I count my blessing and my check.

I live a model life. Now I'm ready to be
a top wife.

I may be an open book, but that doesn't
mean I'm easily read.

I took a lot of left turns, but now
things are just right.

I mean, I'm going to hit that. You hit
the groove.

What's up?

I'm kind of busy. Hey!

Remember when she said she was going to
work, right? Yeah, you said you was

going to work with us, though. We're
going to put you in uniform today.

Oh, Jesus.

So, we got a shirt for you. I decided
not to really tell anybody that I'm

pregnant and share the news. It's really
early on.

And we got to put that pretty hair up. I
just got it done, Mama G!

Uh -uh. Nope.

But nothing like coming to your
husband's job.

Well, he ain't my husband yet, is he?
But nothing like coming to my mother -in

-law's. I just want to call her my mom.
But I wanted to come and get on future

grandma's good side.

Especially since I got a little hot dog
bun in the oven.

You ready?

Y 'all don't have, like, baby tea?

No. No, that's something cute, you know?

Well, I tried to tie this real tight to
give me a waistline.

Hopefully grilling these hot dogs will
keep Mama Gina from grilling me again.

So how do y 'all feel about pre -nubs?

Oh, take a drink.

Uh -oh.

Pig bacon.

I'm going to have to try one of these.
We have a few on the menu with bacon, ma

'am. Is it okay to, like, lump that like
that?

No, no, no, no, no. Look, you got to
make sure it's all the way through. Not

the way through.

No, how many? It's about.

Well, you got to make sure. You should
make sure when you put it down, it don't

cut off, no?

He is cracking the damn whip. Like, this
is my first hot dog of the day.

Sir, I got this.

Here you go.

What else you need? A little bacon?

No, please.

All right. Can I have shredded cheese on
that, please? I think this is too much.

Of course, y 'all supposed to be eating
an Oreo. We're supposed to be making an

Oreo. Don't tell y 'all. That's a
violation.

Working for Dennis is tough.

This man runs a tight ship.

Take a break.

Okay. I only intended on coming in here
fake working for like 30 minutes. It's

been a whole damn eight -hour shift. And
I hope Mama Gina saw every minute of

it. I feel like I ain't ate all day.

You didn't work that long, girl. Yes, I
did.

No, you didn't.

So how's everything been?

Good. That's good.

Dennis and I are just, like, I think
we're, like, obsessed with each other.

So just tell me.

Is there something I need to know?

You all are moving pretty fast.

I know.

I just want to be kept on how the
progress of the relationship is.

Well, so let's get back to that prenup
question.

What?

I just want to be kept up on everything.

Well, I don't know if you're going to be
kept up on the prenup, but relationship

-wise, we are bomb.

I'm happy for you both. Well, come on,
boss, we're coming.

You ready? You ready? I'm ready.

You sure? How much longer I got on my
shift?

It's going to get tougher now. No, Lord,
why?

I got some good news and I got some bad
news.

What's going on, child? All right,
here's the deal.

Mike was all excited to come on a
couple's trip, and now he can't come.

Oh, Lord. Now, hold on. Well, you know,
that's the problem.

I know.

Because this is a couple's trip.

But what I do know is I found this
house.

It does have bunk beds, and you're going
to be in one.

You might as well leave the other room
so the people that got a man.

Okay, girl, get off this phone.

I'll talk to you in a little bit, okay?

Okay, love you. All right, love you.
Bye.

Jillian. Yeah, baby.

Let's see what you got.

All right.

Got you some cute stuff.

Okay.

Yeah, go make sure you look real cute.
Got you a couple of fit.

Ooh, I like that. That's very tropical
-y. Ain't nobody going to be talking

about me no more like that. How about
this one?

I'm still feeling salty about
unfashioned label that was put on me.

trying to figure out why these girls are
coming after me and my fashion because

none of these girls can be strutting
nothing at Fashion Week.

Get into a cute little denim bustier
with that. Oh.

And some little jeans, maybe a cut -off
short.

Yes, yes, yes. Make it real cute.

Amen.

What's up, baby? What you got going on
up here? Finally packing, huh? Little

wardrobe, little wardrobe.

Yo, what's this going with right here,
though? That body's a little see

-through. Yeah.

So this is, what you sniffing it for? I
can smell your butt. I ain't on it. I

didn't put it on yet. I can smell your
butt already up in that one. Oh, well,

yeah, you can smell it smell like
flowers.

I'm going to grab some more stuff from
downstairs, and I'll come back up. OK.

was kind of cool meeting all the ladies,
well, kind of for the second time

there, and meeting some of the fellas at
the Booze and Bourbon. Couldn't really

mingle a whole lot.

You know, I know I have a history with
candy. I went to high school with

I think with you and her, though, I
know, you know. I don't really know.

she spoke to everybody on the other
side. Well, I think she actually hugged

people on the other side. I don't know.

Hello. How are you?

Hello,

how are you?

Did she not come over here and say hey?

It seemed like it was a little friction
for some reason.

Between the makeover comment at the
Bailey Q and the cold shoulder at the

couple's dinner, I'm still trying to
figure out what Portia's issue is with

We're from Decatur.

We know each other.

Like, please stop trying to act brand
new. I mean, if y 'all going to be

each other moving forward, that's
something that you want to address out

gate and figure out, yo, do I have a
problem with you, you know, for some

or not?

Well.

Hey, man.

You. We have kissed each other. We have
flabbered each other down.

And you worried about me spitting a
piece of ice back in the cup.

If I would have did that to you, what
would have happened? Tell me.

I probably would have been pissed off,
actually.

Exactly. Like, keep it real.

Mm -hmm.

Coming up next.

What? Wait a minute now.

Hello.

What's up, my friend?

What are we doing?

I'm packing for the couple getaway that
I'm taking without being a couple.

Why? Like, why aren't you being a
couple?

Todd's birthday is next week, as you
know.

Before his birthday, every year he does
his birthday trip getaway, you know, and

it falls the same time as his couples
getaway. So if it's a couples trip, then

how are you going to fit into this
equation?

I don't know. I'm just going to enjoy
myself. I'm not even going to worry

it. It's going to be funny if they have
like couple activities and then you're

just sitting there by yourself.

Well, that's something I didn't really
think about.

Well, you have fun on your singles trip
with a whole bunch of couples.

Well, maybe I should take you. You
should take me on trips. I've been

for you to take me on a trip. It's my B
-Day. Where are we going? First of all,

we just came back from Dubai.

A month ago.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Whatever. Whatever.

Hey, babe.

Hey. What's going on?

It's a stain right here.

You need to spray some chlorox cleanup
on that. Something stained. I can't

remember what it was, but it was
something that I actually thought wasn't

stain. You put this in.

It's been three months since Greg has
had his colon surgery.

At the moment, he's not interested in
doing chemo. He'd rather do the holistic

route. He's got his energy back. He's
looking good, feeling good. He's moving

around the house. Are we getting ready
to have the couples trip?

Yeah, yeah.

How do you think it's going to be?

Good.

I think it's going to be. I'm excited,
too.

We've got to come up with some stuff to
do, though. Stuff that.

Couples will want to do. Like pillow
talk that we play like everybody. Not

pillow talk.

I'll drag you in this bitch.

Okay, we don't have to play that. How
about we play truth or dare?

So what's a truth question?

Like what?

Do you eat breakfast in the morning?

What kind of question is that?

Greg, a dare would be I dare you to suck
my tit in the front of your back.

Oh, here go Portia.

Hello?

Hello, Miss NeNe Lake.

What's going on, Portia girl?

Nothing. I'm just here to go see Dennis
because he done hurt his dog on leg,

girl. He hurt his leg?

Let me talk to Greg, and then I'll let
you know what we come up with. We got to

come up with something.

Okay, talk soon. Take care.

Okay, bye.

That just ain't coming up.

Okay, there's three people that's not
going to be on the trip.

Three guys.

Todd can't come. I was just wanting to
give you a heads up that Todd is not

going to make it on the couple's trip.

Mike Hill can't come.

Dennis can't come. Damn, bitch.

I mean, is this a couple's trip or what?

Get your man in check.

Hey, should we postpone it?

Because the only way it can be a
couple's trip is if the couple's on the

You know what I'm saying? So couples got
to be on the trip to be a couple's

trip, right? We need all the guys.

Yeah, we do need all the guys. We need
all the guys.

I mean, dang.

Coming up next.

Call your boo on FaceTime and show him
your boobs in front of her.

You have to remind me to get, like, an
actual doormat for

people to dry their feet because
everybody's about to track rain all

guest house. What do you think?

Yes. Good?

You like my spread?

I do appreciate your help.

It's not my trip, but it wouldn't make
sense for us to all drive north to go to

Nene's house, so I'm just like, hey,
everybody just meet at my house.

I'm happy to travel 20 feet from my main
house to my guest house. You all packed

and everything?

Yeah, no.

Do you mind letting the girls in for me
if I'm not finished?

Give me kisses. You got to get ready.

I'm going to miss you. You going to miss
me?

Of course I'm going to miss you.

A lot of the guys have dropped out of
the trip. Greg doesn't want to be the

guy with a whole bunch of girls. He was
hoping for a couple's trip.

You disappointed?

No. I think it sucks.

You got hit by the trip snatchers.

Who's going to take care of me?

I don't know who's going to take care of
you. Stop playing.

So Greg feels like at this time we
should just go ahead and make it a

trip. No, you can take care of yourself.

I need some pictures.

You all right, honey?

I feel great right now. I'm ready to
play again. No.

Be careful, no stress. No stress.

So if anybody, you know, tries to come
for me, I'll be calm.

Nobody should pressure me. I should be
straight. Right now, I don't plan on

telling anybody about the baby. So the
only thing that I'm really nervous about

this trip, little things like not being
able to drink in front of them and,

like, being tired or being moody, stuff
like that are sure signs that will tell

all these mothers that I'm a mother to
be.

Have fun.

Love you. Love you too, baby.

Chugga -chugga -choo -choo.

Choo -choo.

Choo -choo. Hi there. How are you? I'm
good. How are you? I'm good. Oh, hi,

cutie. Say hi. How are you?

How you doing?

Look at you looking like your daddy.

You want some fruit?

Yeah. What you want, watermelon?

Okay, I just had to make sure you
weren't just telling me yes.

Being able to be around little Ace is
just so special.

Maybe like two bites and then you can
finish the train ride?

Yeah.

Come on, Candy.

Girl, let's just be friends so I can
babysit Ace.

This is a miracle right here. I think
it's you. Oh, really? He actually sat

and... You're being a big boy for me?

Yes. Because we're eating our watermelon
together like a big boy.

I totally wanted my husband to come with
me because I am so new to the group

and, you know, they've been throwing a
whole lot of craziness my way. I really

don't know what to expect on this trip
without my baby.

Love you.

I'm going to call you. I miss you too.

Kiss the boys for me. I sure will.

Hi.

Hi, how you doing, babe?

Where they at, in the back? They are
heavy, Ronnie.

Like, you're not going to be my friend
anymore.

Hi.

Mama.

I was like, well, he's strong, though.
He worked it out.

Good to see you.

Hi. Hi.

No, we just pulled up together at the
same time.

Mimosa? If you're ready to get it
popping.

Knock, knock. Good morning, ladies. Hi.
Good morning.

What are we doing?

Cocktails? Warming up? She said she was
about to make some mimosas.

Are you going to have some?

No, you know, I want to.

cleanse for the whole weekend yes i'm
two weeks i'm two weeks clean of alcohol

how about this the fair compromise is
one drink alcohol you drink one drink

up in the mornings and work out oh hell
no i don't work on a vacation i don't

know how much longer this alcohol
cleanse excuse is gonna keep going i

tanya bought it but some of these other
girls who really know me they're not

gonna believe that i'm down to death and
not having a cocktail

Good, how you doing today?

The girls don't really know, but I am
beyond tired.

I actually got back from Miami.

My girls and I had an impromptu
bachelorette, so I hope this destined

chill. Right now, I just need chill.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. Hello.

We should be having a good time. Yeah.

While we're away from our men.

I'm excited about being away. Two of us
are basically newlyweds.

You are?

He said two of us is newlyweds. When y
'all get married?

We get married on October 7th. October
7th. I got to add you to the invite

Okay. I was like, that's right around
the corner.

Hold on now. Do you hand me that for a
plus one? Because when you initially

invited me, I didn't have a significant
other. I know. You didn't have a plus

one in either.

We might be getting married with y 'all
by the time.

The rain is hiding my tears from you
leaving me. Oh, please.

Because I don't want my boo leaving.

Don't leave me, boo.

Hi, Ms. Tucker.

Hi.

You know what I noticed today? What? And
I never noticed. I don't have any

doormat. None. You don't?

Marla, you ain't even shade her.

There are certain things in your home I
didn't like. I felt your drawer mat

should have been larger.

Home sweet home.

This mat is really small.

Maybe she doesn't know any better.
That's nice. That didn't hurt my

all. Hello?

I love Greg, and I know he probably
could have used this trip, you know, as

another relaxation time, but maybe he'd
still get a little rest, you know, with

Nene being with us.

Okay, I need everybody's attention.
While I got you ladies, I want you guys

have an incredible time. I want you to
bond.

It takes a lot of pieces of lumber to
build a bridge, yet no piece of lumber

more important than the other. Amen. You
see?

I want most of all for you to come back
and to know something new and different

about each other that you don't know. A
lot of them have two faces, so that'll

be easy. Well, get something from each
face.

Double the work, people.

Safe trip, everyone.

Coming up next.

Portia, has Dennis ever dated anybody on
this bus?

Lead the train, Miss Bailey.

Follow the model, Eva.

She giving me competition with the state
leg.

Uh -uh, hold on. I'm the original.

Yes, honey.

Wait, where am I supposed to sit?

Candy, you always get the best room,
child, so you can get the worst seat.

go on.

Man, shut up, cheekbones. Shut up.

How long have you been driving, baby?

Five. This five -hour ride is about to
turn into ten hours with this rain.

I'm going to sleep, too. I'm going to
talk to y 'all today.

Okay, where's the radio?

Y 'all need a moment of silence.

Let's do karaoke.

What's the situation with the room?

Well, I have a whole situation for the
freaking room, okay?

I'm just trying to let everybody know
that I have a very fair way.

of giving out the room. I'm going to
pass this jar around.

Stretch on strong.

All you have to do is pass the jar
around, Miss Bailey, and everybody picks

paper. This is round one.

Round two will be given once we arrive
at our destination.

I don't like this.

Don't worry about it. Okay, so you see
your number. Keep that with you. I'll

you at the house.

I got to call my husband and check on
him.

I think we should play some games to
make the time pass.

How about we play truth or dare?

Truth or dare?

How about this? Write a dare. If you
pick truth, the person to the right of

will ask you your...

Truth question. If you choose there, you
got to pick out the bowl and pick a

dip. Oh, it's about to get loud and
nasty, honey.

Filthy. Up in this truck right now.

Shamari, it's on you.

What does it say?

Let the lady next to you suck your first
two fingers.

It's either Eva or Marla.

Girl, you don't get your damn fingers
off my damn face.

All right, come on.

Two, three, four.

You got a

nice little tongue on you, girl. Look at
behind you.

I got a little tingling feeling in my
vajayjay when you did it.

But at least they taste like hand
sanitizer.

So it wasn't horrible. It was disgusting
all at the same time.

I don't want to go.

Call your boo and talk dirty to him on
speakerphone.

Yes!

Do you want me to tell you what to say?

Hey, baby, how you doing?

Well, you know, I'm gone on this girl's
trip, so I won't see you for the next

couple of days. And, you know, make sure
that thing is waiting for me. I will be

home very soon.

Now, if he was going to get a hard -on,
I know he had a flat tire. That shit did

not work, honey.

But when I do get home, I would like to,
um, a smothered type of night, you

know, with me more so on top, on your,
you know, facial region.

And that's all we got.

Eva, your phone sex is so bad, even I'm
dry.

And I'm pregnant.

Check that.

That's a pregnancy joke. We're always,
like, juicy.

Yeah, let's do this thing. Another call?

Yeah!

For you to call your boo on FaceTime and
show him your boobs in front of her.

You got new titties! New titties! Yeah,
but I ain't showing no damn nipples. So

we're going to be an alternate to that
call.

Hey, babe.

I got a little break, so I was thinking
about you. I'm just missing you.

Missing you, too. I appreciate the call.
You know what I was thinking about?

What's that?

I was thinking about how you eat it from
the back sometimes.

You know, I love it.

A true... Because you know her.

A good shady truth. Oh, my God, the good
shady truth. As everybody did.

Portia, has Dennis ever dated anybody on
this bus or anybody that knows anybody

on this bus?

Did I ask a question that I probably
already know the answer to?

Absolutely.

Kenny mentioned that he might have known
somebody that... She might have known

somebody that he did date.

You know somebody that he dated?

Do I think there's more tea to be
spilled?

Absolutely.

Somebody said they dated him recently,
yes, but... Recently, like when?

Coming up next... Yvonne, how was your
bachelorette party? It was so bomb. It

was a surprise. But I was invited, like,
a while ago.

I was a surprise if you invited Portia.

You know somebody you dated?

Somebody said they dated him recently,
yes.

Recently, like when?

How about Kendra, you ain't never tried
not to whisk the teeth. The last six

months?

Yeah.

How long were they in a relationship
for?

Well, I guess she just found out he was
dating somebody else a

month and a half ago.

She said she dated him for a long time.
I don't know. First of all, we've been

in a trance.

monogamous relationship.

I didn't know if it was necessarily that
deep.

I just feel like Katie was just waiting
on any opportunity to relieve all of the

tea that she wanted to relieve.

I did tell you I thought that it was
weird with the tattoos and multiple

I did tell you that. No, her name is
spelled completely different. It's Jerry

with the lips. I saw you with somebody
else and it should be a birthday party.

That was amazing.

Like, on and off. Like, you know what
I'm saying? Like, but we got, like,

serious.

Uh, yeah, girl.

What you talking about, Willie?

Just saw you out with another guy at the
party and with his hand on her ass and

kissing. Yeah.

When you were introducing your man to
your friends...

You don't say everything at one time.
Like, so if y 'all ask me how long y

been together, I'm going to say six
months. I'm not going to say, well, you

know, there were like three months where
I was still dating other people.

First of all, we've been in a strict,
monogamous relationship.

Oh, well, yeah, you know how you were
together.

Now, oh, we were both dating other
people.

So I'm cool with this conversation and
I'm cool with explaining.

you know, where I am because who cares?

Ladies, welcome to Justin.

Thank you so much.

Coming out, ladies.

Okay, so here's how the room is going to
go. First of all, just walk in the

house, look at all the rooms.

and meet me in the kitchen. Okay.

Love you.

Oh, this is so much better than the last
one.

This is the bar area.

I like this. Right next to the washing
machine.

Come on up, you guys.

Come on, come on.

Welcome to floor two. This is the main
social level. Oh, this is gorgeous.

This is beautiful.

This house is totally dope. I don't mind
these accommodations.

I could definitely get used to this.

This is our chef of the evening.

This room is very boring. It looks like
Eva. You wish your beauty was just

effortless, honey.

I like this room.

You guys come look around.

Oh, perfect.

Eva down there trying to close doors so
can't anybody see it. Look at the pool,

you guys.

Oh, our own pool?

This is nice.

I think it's a beautiful house.
Honestly, all the rooms are pretty

mean, except the one with the bum bed.

All right. What is going on now?

This is how it's going to go.

The numbers that you have is the order
in which you will pull out of this jar.

Okay? But there is more to it than that.
Okay, the person that chose number one

was equal.

Who has number two? I have number two.
Number three. You ain't number three,

half of them. Who has number three?
Right here.

In the past, there has been total chaos
over these rooms. People arguing over

them. Candy running and getting the best
room. This is Candy's room. I claim

this room.

I'm not moving.

I'm not moving.

I'm not moving.

I want to be fair.

So, having this jar and everybody be
able to pick from the jar, it's just

fair. Because I am Minnie Fairleaf.

Okay. Open up your papers and look at
the names on them.

This is how it works.

The person name that you're holding,
you're going to tell them what room

they're staying in.

The room that's mine is the one upstairs
that has poster beds.

I believe that the host should always
have a great room. You're hosting a

of bitches. So you need to have your
room to lay your wig down when it's all

over at the end of the day.

Eva, who name did you have?

Her. Shamari.

Tell Shamari where her room is.

That first room.

OK, who's room number two?

I have it. I have it. I have Portia's
name. Tell Portia which room is her

Tell the girl.

I'm going to give Portia the room across
from you.

OK, OK, OK.

Who chose number three? I am number
three.

The name I have is Cynthia Bailey,
honey. And I would like to give Miss

Cynthia the room on the end with the
balcony. There you go.

If the last person to pick a room for me
has the last number.

Who has number four?

I have Eva.

It's upstairs and to the right.

I mean, clearly.

I got the bunk beds. I give up.

We already know I got the worst one.

Marlo, who name do you have?

Tanya. Tanya. Will you tell Tanya what
she will be saying?

Marlo.

The bunk beds.

Thank you, Marlo.

I have number six.

And I have Candy.

Okay. And the room that Candy will be
staying in is on this floor.

The room I got is the room I wanted.

I win.

So number seven. Marlo gets that one on
that side on this floor.

There's only one left.

There you are, Marlo.

No character. Looks like Eva.

I'm not exactly sure why Marlo thinks
it's okay to try me, but boo -boo, I'm

a free sample to thank Costco.

Okay, then, so you have a fabulous chef
who is going to cook beautiful dinner.

So you guys have ten minutes to get your
luggage in your room and come back

here.

What's the weight? Because I'm kind of
heavy.

This is the room that I wanted when I
got here.

Yo, this is nicer than mine.

At least you didn't end up with the bunk
bedroom.

Am I a top or bottom in the bunk?

The bottom. You can't hurt yourself if
you fall out.

All right.

This table.

Hi, girls.

Eat as you are. Drink as you are.

Enjoy the evening.

What's your bachelorette party?

I was scrolling on Instagram, and I
noticed that Eva had a bachelorette

Miami, and she didn't invite any of us.

It was so bomb. It was a surprise, like,
girl strip kind of. But I was invited,

like, a while ago. You know what I'm
saying?

Wait, I'm confused. How is it a surprise
if you invited horses?

Because I had 12 friends coming to
Miami, which was not the original plan.

Oh, so you didn't know anyone was
coming? Not all the people that came,

Oh, okay. So she knew people were
coming, not all. She knew people were

clearly. Well, I'm not sure I even know
what surprise is, because if you having

a damn surprise, it's surprise!

You don't know this is happening.

Was it a surprise or was it not a
surprise?

For me, it was.

Well, I didn't think it was like a
secret until I was like, wait, you were

invited? Why was NeNe not invited?

Going even further, you didn't even
invite NeNe, who you asked to speak at

wedding?

NeNe, do you feel like that's weird?

Um, well.

Coming up next.

Is there anything else that needs to be
cleared on this big -ass table? Are we

good? No.

anyone was coming?

Not all the people that came, no.

Why was NeNe not invited?

NeNe, do you feel like that's weird?

Well, am I in the hot seat?

No, you're not in the hot seat. We're
just having a conversation.

It just seemed weird that Portia would
be invited and NeNe not invited. I

purposely not invite NeNe. NeNe has 7
,000 things going on.

And coming to the strip club for a day
in Miami is not one I thought it was

big of a deal.

It would have only taken Eva like 10
seconds to just send a text and say,

you're speaking at my wedding. We're
going to be in Miami. Come. And I think

Nene actually would have gone to Eva's
bachelor party.

Your girl you've known forever didn't
get invited.

My girl I've known forever.

That's the part I have the situation.
That's the part right there. That part

right there. When you speak about her,
it's like, oh, you know, it's like you

always get this advice from her and
she's like a big sister to you and all

stuff. So it implies that you guys are
like.

super close and you guys do talk all the
time but they don't talk all the time

when you say like i don't know just to
me it implies that you guys look super

close i think it's kind of weird that
eva keeps saying that they're so close

there's

relationship and this big friendship and
she looks at her like a sister.

Nene essentially is kind of like that
big sister I always wanted. You know,

she's a big sister to me. You know,
Nene's like big sis.

Hold on one second. This damn big sister
thing is getting a little bit

uncomfortable too because y 'all bitches
are very close to my age.

I don't have any sisters biologically
that I know.

So for me, women in my life and in my
circle is a blessing.

I don't know why I'm getting talked up.
No, no, no. I don't have... to be best

friends with Nene for me to have a level
of respect for her. I'm inspired by

Nene. And I have seen who Nene has
become.

I've seen her successes.

And I support her.

And so because I don't talk to her every
day like you do, that's fine. Or every

day like Marlo does, that's fine. But
that doesn't change the way I feel about

her.

I'm sorry, what's the problem?

I am not trying to have the friendship
or relationship that Cynthia nor Marlo

has with Nene. I got what I got.

I'm fine with it. I'll call her sis, and
I'll call Maxine Walter Auntie Max.

You know, I think Marlo and Cynthia's
probably biggest issue was, well, how do

you be in somebody's wedding and they
don't invite you to the bachelorette's

weekend?

Even if you thought a person was busy,
you still extend the invite.

Okay, whether they're busy or not.

I don't know if I would have gone to
Eva's bachelorette party, but an invite

would have been nice.

I mean, she did ask me to speak at her
wedding. So it seems to me it would make

more sense if she had just said, hey,
girl, do you want to come to Florida?

I probably would say, hey, girl, no.

I never anticipated being a thing.

A thing like, oh, I'm inviting this
person and not inviting that person. If

planned a big bachelorette weekend, I
would invite not just Nene, but all of

guys. Is there anything else that needs
to be cleared on this big ass table? Are

we good?

No.

My husband and I just had pillow talk
and he was just like, you know. I love

pillow talk. That's my game. Is
everything okay with you and Portia? You

like, y 'all good?

You came in and your friend, Darius.

He came in.

Who did I say?

I'm sorry. I didn't introduce you, so
you may not know his name.

And that's what I'm saying. You came in
and gave, you know, hugs to everybody on

the opposite side of the table. But then
you didn't come over. I didn't. I

didn't that day. I just was not feeling
you that day because I was. I'm not

feeling you because I had heard that you
said she shaded my outfit at the same

time. Yes, at the Bailey Q. At the
Bailey Q. The bitch stole my look. Yeah,

bitch stole my look situation.

Shamari, were you even playing the same
game as me? If I wanted to shade you,

honey, you would know. Hold on, we have
a bitch stole my look moment here.

With Kandi and Shamari.

Is the do or don't with the red shoes
with the outfit or the silver shoes with

the outfit? Both of y 'all had on red
shirt and white pants.

I was like, let's do Bitch Stole My
Love.

You was like, I need the makeover. But
really, I know. I didn't say the word

makeover. So you didn't say I needed a
makeover. I did not.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Who needs a
makeover the most in the room?

The person with the peach either answers
the question or passes the peach to the

person that they think the question is
about.

So following the rule, no shade, I'm
going to pass.

Am I tripping?

Shamari only remembers the things that
Portia said for some reason.

But I remember Eva shaded the hell out
of you.

I just remember the last person that was
left talking was you.

And you had to learn where your shade
originates from.

You be forgetting your shade, Eva.

I mean, you are as shady. You shady as
hell. And you be forgetting your shade.

That's what Eva does best. She just...

Did I do that? Did I shade?

I just stayed on my sunflower outside in
the sun.

Well, it was not intended for shade,
honey, because I don't care what you

That's the best shade.

I didn't know I shaded you, girl.

It may have taken me a little bit to
realize Eva's non -shade shade throwing.

Had I known that she was saying I need a
makeover, I would have shoved that

peach right back in her face with her
hippie rags and poncho. At the end of

day, I... I know that I'm fabulous and
I'm sexy.

I do feel you're beautiful.

You're gorgeous. You can't get ugly
nowhere.

The fashion, we can help a little bit
with it. And I mean, not being funny, I

will have a field day with you because
we can do it. The fashion.

Sorry, Marlo. I don't take advice from a
woman that dresses like she's the main

character in Pirate of the Caribbean.

Okay. All right, you guys. I think that
when you have girlfriends, you have to

try to talk through situations.

I mean, sometimes they're uncomfortable.

I mean, I've been in a seat hotter than
candles, you know, many times. So it's

just burn, baby, burn.

I love you. That was delicious.

Thank you.

Decatur, we good, baby. We good.

I love you.

I'm just so happy that, you know, we
talk a lot.

Yay.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

I came up with

this great game that we're both going to
host. Bitch stole my talent.

One more time.

Bitch. Your mama the bitch.

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