All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S11E06

Cynthia had a gang. One of the questions
was, who in this group has had an open

relationship? It felt like it was cool
to just talk about that at the table.

No, I could care less. Well, that's not
the way it came up when he was calling

people this morning.

We about to go back down the wrong road.

Wrong road.

He's making a tattoo. But if I find out
it's multiple people that you've done

that to in the last year and a half.
Guess what, though? People have sex with

multiple people, and they care about
them less.

Wrong road.

I am the glue for my wig and my family.

I aged like a fine wine, and now?

I'm ready to chill.

I count my blessings and my chips.

I live a model life. Now I'm ready to be
a top wife.

I may be an open book, but that doesn't
mean I'm easily read.

I took a lot of left turns, but now
things are just right.

Good morning, good morning, good
morning.

Ah, good morning.

How'd you sleep?

Good, not enough, but you know, such is
life.

Thank you. This is your side and this is
my side. Don't eat off my side.

Why's that?

I just don't want to share.

Noelle leaves for Howard University in a
few weeks to study dentistry.

And Leon came to town to spend some time
with her before she leaves.

You know when you're not looking, I'm
going to double dip.

What's going on with you?

Well.

Oh, you got a little smile on your face.

Don't say any details.

Stop. I'm not going to tell you
everything.

I met somebody.

Oh, nice.

His name is Mike, and he lives in L .A.
A good -looking guy.

That's a good start.

We're like brother and sister at this
point, so it is very easy to talk to

about my love life.

This is your time, yeah.

I know.

All right, well.

I need you to take the wheel on this
because I don't know how to do the

thing with Noel.

You know I didn't go to college.

Wait, is she up yet?

I don't know.

She's talking about getting her own
apartment the first year. I don't even

if she can have her own apartment the
first year. I think she should go to

college and have the complete college
experience.

If she can get in the dorm, she should
live in the dorm and just be around

kids. You can introduce the things you
haven't seen before.

Okay. No, I want her to do that as well.

You know, she wants to take her car
there.

course she needs a car right no she's
gonna stay on campus okay you're not

talking about the car she doesn't want
to take a car i know she's gonna want to

take everything but who's the parents
leon is definitely the one that put the

foot down when leon says no it's done
you have to let her grow up is this mine

or yours let's see which one is mine i
think it is

no i'm joking

Yes. Can I have a patio seat?

Okay, great.

Ooh, feels good out here.

Beautiful. Hold on a minute.

Good? Yeah. Can I get you guys started
with something to drink?

Can I get some strawberry margarita?

Okay. Yeah, I live a little sometimes.

Why not have a drinker, drinker,
drinker?

How are you, honey?

Good to see you. What's up? How you
doing?

You not working this weekend?

Nah, not this week. Not this month. I'm
actually in town for almost a month. I

can't believe it. You need that break.

Man. My husband is always out doing
shows, so it's so nice to get out with

friends and just relax, know kids, and
just have a good time.

You guys want some more time to look
through the menu?

I'm going to try the honey chipotle.
I'll get the fish taco. I think I'm

to do the grilled vegetables. For the
veggie pitas? Yeah. No problem, I got

Aw, look, he over there holding hands.

Don't tell me y 'all going to be the
corny couple. No, no, no, no, no. No,

no, no.

Okay, okay.

So y 'all got a balance.

Like, yeah, so you've been honest about
y 'all's relationship.

How did you feel about, you know, me
exposing, you know, a little open?

We like shit at the party. The Bailey Q.

Raise your hand if you have been in an
open relationship.

The only one thing he wouldn't have was
me being with another man.

You know what? We need some more chips.
I didn't mean to cut you off.

Prior to them meeting you, it was like
anytime anything that was quote -unquote

sexually fluid or whatever, they
automatically turned to me. Right,

the only one who has ever been honest
enough to just, you know, be open about

certain things that I've done. Because
of some of the falling out that I've had

with some of the girls in the group, I'm
just very careful about who I even

communicate with about serious things
anymore.

Cool to have other, you know, friends
and couples that we can talk to each

about anything.

My wife spoke about us having a
threesome.

My husband and I, we've only had one
experience where we've done this. Oh,

Kitty, stop.

I'm like, half of y 'all at this table
did some shit that y 'all not talking

about right now.

We're just the only ones that's like,
yo, it's not that big of a deal.

I was cool with what you said because
different strokes for different folks,

basically.

Just to know that I was getting wrapped
up that much with another female and

knowing how much I love my husband at
the same time. And that's the thing that

started really putting the strain on our
situation.

I'm like, yo, what the hell is going on?

Back in the day, I didn't realize that
Shamari and Ron had an open

I just kind of thought she was cheating.

I didn't know.

You over there being selfish. Right.

I mean, this is Atlanta.

Of course, I ran into the person that he
was messing around with. So I was like,

hey, let's have a threesome. Like, why
not?

But it never happened.

So you're already getting wrapped up. We
in this open situation.

Was you getting wrapped up?

Yeah.

I wasn't all lovey -dovey with nobody.
So you kept it mental.

We kept it mental.

It was more like, I'm just dipping at
this point.

It was like an emotional rollercoaster.
And it just got to a point where I was

like,

I really miss my husband. And this is
who I'm supposed to be with.

Our open relationship was a blessing.

Because we learned we really love each
other and we want to grow with each

other. Sometimes you feel like this is
what we should have done. But man, we

two incredible twins.

Part of our trials and tribulations, you
know. We're living proof that you can

go through situations, you can go
through challenges, and you can still be

together. You can still be happy.

Yeah, so I haven't seen anybody except
for you.

I saw the other girls the other day. The
last one with Portia didn't go so

great. Oh.

I've been trying to make an effort, but
I knew of the dude that she's in a

relationship with now.

The hot dog guy?

Oh, hot dog.

Yeah.

I'm not saying he's a bad guy, but,
like, it was two other chicks that he

tattooed their name on him within, like,
the past year and a half, two years.

You know what I'm saying?

That's crazy.

And then, of course, she was telling me,
well, I don't understand why you're

talking about that because it's because,
you know, he tattooed my name.

And we was like, oh, he tattooed your
name, too?

So that's three different women. When
you tattoo somebody's name on you, like.

Nene told me not to say nothing because
she was like, look, she's not going to

take it well coming from you anyway.

But then somebody went back and told
Portia, oh, Candy said this. And that's

when I saw her, I was like, clearly you
already know what was said. So let me

just tell you why I said what I said.

I don't even want to be in a bad place
with Portia. We said we were going to

make an effort, and I am genuinely
trying to make an effort.

So I'm sure we're going to end up having
this conversation again, and I'm sure

her dude does not like me.

Oh, well.

Coming up next.

You know, it would take candy to think
it's odd for a man to buy a woman a gift

because she used to buy a gift. So this
is odd to her.

I don't recall meeting you before.

That's impossible.

What do we have here? So that is our red
velvet cake.

That is delicious.

Thank you. It really is.

Dad, you don't turn up to parties.

Not your parties, no. Well, your dad's
been, he was quite the little heartthrob

back in the day.

Was?

Get it. Get it, buddy. Come on. He looks
just like you with them long legs.

Yeah.

This guy.

You look bad. Oh, my gosh. You got your
hair done. I just had a little curl

curl. I'm so glad you're here. This
worked out perfectly.

Thanks for writing me over. Come on.

I love your shirt. Thank you.

So what are you up to?

Where's your honey?

He's in San Francisco.

He's on the road. Yeah, yeah. We have a
condo there. So I have like a San

Francisco wardrobe there. So it's like
we can just get on the plane and go.

I really like Tanya. I think she's super
cool, and she's very different from the

girls I normally hang out with. What
makes you guys go out there? Work.

So, startups, technology, Silicon
Valley.

You know, she's a little bubbly.

But I think it's okay for her to be
bubbly.

If you're a person, I'll just show you
around.

Like, my house is your house.

Well, my house is yours, too.

My, like, it's Tanya time.

Yeah. Happy place.

Botanic room. By yourself?

No.

It's mine.

So it's like the ladies' room. I love
the fact that Tanya has a secret closet.

To me, that is everything.

So like when we hang out, we'll come in,
let's have some champs, some bubbles.

But it was a lot smaller than I would
have thought.

I want to know what everyone else said,
because I just met some of those girls

for the first time, too. So tell me what
they said.

They didn't say anything.

You know, they all said that they loved
you. They want to, you know, get to know

you, meet your honey, stuff like that.
And then you got grilled about not being

married to Paul yet. You've been engaged
for three years? Yeah. How long have y

'all been together?

Seven. Oh.

I think everybody was thinking, like,
why accept an engagement if you're not

going to get married?

Like, what's the real tea girl?

We started building another company, and
we just were working so hard that,

like, it was a lot to start planning a
wedding.

I kind of like it that everyone was kind
of challenging me and saying why,

because sometimes it makes me sit up and
go, yeah, okay, I really do have to

plan this wedding. No, you don't. You
shouldn't get married based off of what

somebody else feels.

But I think that amongst us, there are a
few girls who are traditional.

I don't give a shit if they get married
now, 10 years from now. Every couple

takes their own path, and I am fine with
it. But anyway, Greg is hosting Couples

Night with me, and we want you guys to
come.

This is great. I love this. Boobs and
bourbon night.

Titty city.

Last year, I had an amazing all -white,
girls and gays, seafood affair, never

forget moment, honey.

Never forget what? Never forget you ever
came over here.

So this year, Greg and I want to just do
boobs and bourbon, couples night out.

If I hadn't already told you that I'm
going to do couples night, and the theme

is boobs and bourbon.

Keep it real small.

Keep it real sexy.

Oh, this is going to be great. I'm so
excited.

I think I missed my mouth.

You got another napkin? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Let me get you one. Sorry. No

Hey, wait. I thought we were leaving the
girls for... I know, leaving the

titties for a couple nights. Well, damn,
my titties are all out now.

What you doing?

Girl, guess what I'm doing?

Girl,

not Dennis.

I did him this morning. Yeah, that's
already done. Check.

I didn't tell you what happened the
other day when I went to go to Cynthia's

wine tasting.

So it was all good. You know, everybody
was having a good time. And then I said

some things to you guys and somehow it
got back to you.

And I know you were upset.

I really don't care because I'm really
concerned where we are.

You know, it would take Candy to think
it's odd for a man to buy a woman a gift

because she used to buy a gift. So this
is odd to her.

So now I don't know what today is about.

I am headed to this meeting with Candy.

Not going to lie, I'm a little nervous.
Like, girl, we've been down a road that

she and I don't want to go back down.
Let me tell you what I heard about you.

That you and your husband have planned
on drugging me.

And because of our relationship and the
way it's been in the past, I'm praying

for the best, but I'm expecting the
worst.

Girl,

yes, I will give you all to see when I
see you tonight.

Okay, bye.

Portia and I are in a weird place right
now.

And here I am with information that I
know that she doesn't want to hear, but

do feel it's important for her to know.

So she and I, one -on -one, keeping it
real with each other is the best way to

do it.

Coming up next.

Most people's vaginas and their penis
and they ain't supposed to find it. But

don't tattoo everybody's name on us that
we done had sex with.

It's new.

Yeah. You look pretty.

Thank you. You do, too. Thank you. You
like the new color? Do you like that?

My spice, girl. I see. You've just been
changing it up all the time lately.

I know.

Well, it works. It works.

Yeah. So what's going on?

Um, I guess, you, I guess.

Um, what's going on? I mean, I guess you
what's going on. I mean, our last

conversation, I know, was a little
weird.

Hello, ladies. How are you?

Welcome to Carvaca.

I just want a Groupon. Sounds good. And
for you? I'll just drink water.

I'll be over. Thank you, lady.

In the past, our issue was you didn't
want people talking about what they

I would have felt like you would have
automatically known that you, coming

into the relationship, wouldn't be
talking about what you heard.

Okay, I feel you. But if you would have
got the same information from one of

them. I think you would still want to
know. But it didn't come straight to me,

Candy. You sat and had a conversation
about what has been put on my man's body

to three other chicks without me even
being there. And minus of me and you

having a one -on -one conversation,
period, about him. You see what I'm

In most situations, if somebody tattoos
a person's name on them or whatever,

whatever, you take it as in this really
means something. But if you find out

that the person has been doing that, a
lot with different other people. It's

like, okay, well, maybe I shouldn't jump
so quickly to think, okay, this is

going to be as serious as he's
portraying it to be because his skin

inclusive. Most people's vaginas and
their penises ain't inclusive, honey.

Yeah, but we don't tattoo everybody's
name on us that we don't have sex with.

But who cares? If his judge is getting
your name tattooed on you to get you to

fall head over heels, that's his judge.
I could care less.

Let me just say this.

In my opinion, you'll get caught up in
the relationship real early.

And then if there were things that you
should have known going into it to make

you say, hey, okay, let me pay attention
a little bit more. I feel like somebody

should give you a heads up. Let me say
that I'm not asking about anything about

him.

Okay. And I'm not going to offer up
anything else. Okay, Lord.

I'm not. Okay.

Okay, Portia, clearly you're one of
those people who knows that if you dig,

you're going to find bones, so you just
throw away the shovel and pretend that

the bones don't exist.

I just be wanting you to just go.

That's all.

That's all.

That's all.

Yeah,

I may be shady sometimes.

I feel like we've been shady to each
other the last couple years. I'm trying

get better.

The last thing I want to do is start a
whole beef with candy. So if you're done

with being messy, I'm going to let it go
and let's just move on.

Letting this little beef go.

You didn't think about it before you did
it.

Shade.

Enjoy. If you have any questions, you're
probably right with you. What cocktail

do you recommend?

A lychee martini is really good. I want
that. I want the lychee juice.

Lychee juice, lychee cocktail, what
would you like? Lychee juice. Lychee

okay. I'll put that in for you. I'll be
right back.

They don't want cocktail.

No. Okay.

I told you, I want you to practice.

What does she need to practice for?

They drink at college. What does that
mean? She's going to drink.

Okay, Noel is not legally of age to
drink. I get all that. But with a

why can't she at least...

Taste it. I just want to prepare her.
You want to prepare her by giving her a

cocktail at noon?

No.

Okay, what's the drinking age, 21?

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

And I'm Javelin. Okay.

Mom. I'm Javelin.

She was literally about to pour the
juice for me.

I have it.

I'm used to, if she can't open
something, she usually brings it to me

it for her. When Noelle is gone.

You'll have plenty of time to break
those habits.

Like, I don't know if that's ever going
to change, college or not.

So what's going on? Did you apply for
the dorm? I did.

Are the menus coming along, you guys?

Yeah,

the curry fish.

Okay. The samosa.

Samosa? Yeah. Thank you.

All right, how much does the dorm cost?

So the dorm is $5 ,000.

A semester.

A semester?

And I just want to put it out there that
the apartment that I was looking at,

It's the exact same price.

And where is the apartment?

It's 10 minutes from the campus.

10 -minute walk or 10 -minute drive?

You don't know. I don't know. I can tell
from your eyes. I know you like the

back of my hand. You don't know the
answer to that question.

You have a bike.

Noelle doesn't ride a bike.

I can get a Vespa.

No. No.

I mean, I didn't go to college, but if I
did go, I would want to take my car and

I would want to live alone and have my
own bathroom.

Just saying.

Thank you for bringing my two parents
together.

And thank you for hopefully locating me
in a dorm slash apartment that is

accommodating. Amen.

Amen. Amen. All right. Amen.

You just wishing on a star.

I did want to talk about something while
we're here that's important. How do you

feel, really, about leaving home?

I'm nervous because I don't know what to
expect.

And people can tell you all day long how
their college experience was, but it's

different for everyone.

I'm excited.

I'm glad you're excited.

Mom, you have on lip gloss, and that's
gross.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, now you're washing off your
makeup.

Can we stay focused?

I'm sorry.

All right.

As a parent, there's no point in you
building your little bird up, preparing

them to be great and fly out of the nest
one day into their life. When that time

comes, you won't allow them to do it. I
have to let her go.

I love you. I love you, too.

I love you more.

Mom, stop.

I'm out of contact.

Coming up next, we are waiting on one
more late couple, which is Portia and

Dennis. You guys finally get to meet
him.

Come on now. You going to be able to get
that?

Mm -hmm.

What are you walking behind me for?
Grooves.

What? I got to stop, Greg.

I'm serious.

Couldn't stop that one.

Oh.

Hello. How are you?

Whoa.

It's about to be a love fest.

Yeah, make it rain, baby.

Yeah.

I am super excited that Greg is into
hosting couples night out.

Look on me for an earring. Look.

What are you doing?

This is the first time in a long time
that all of us are in relationship.

What's wrong with your nose?

Stop playing with me, Greg. I mean,
serious relationship.

Somebody going to fall on them. Ain't
nobody over here. Just having people to

talk to really keeps Greg's spirit up.
But lately, we don't get to do that kind

of stuff. So this is a fun night. I love
it.

Come on, honey. I got to go get my
makeup done. Come on.

Hi.

Yes.

Okay. Thank you.

I would like to get started.

My summer one.

Mike was not able to make it to couples
night, so I decided to bring my longtime

friend, Marcus.

Cheers. Cheers.

Thank you for being my date.

Well, of course.

Leon was just here visiting Noel.
However, bringing him as my date, I

would have confused the lady.

This is good research for the wine shop.
Oh, absolutely.

It's gorgeous out here.

So sweet.

It's delicious.

Hi!

Hello.

Who are you?

Well,

we kind of started. We were like the
first ones here.

Let's do it.

All right, my boobs didn't open up.

You got boobs.

This one got an A++.

Hey. Hi.

Oh,

my God.

Stunning, Mama.

Stunning. Hey, how you doing? I don't
know, babe.

Maybe we haven't passed it. All right.

I'm sure they'll give you some boobs
today.

What is this with Nene always having to
have a theme for every time we get

together and we have to dress a certain
way?

I mean, she called for boobs and
bourbon. I got your boobs all day, but I

know about the bourbon thing. You can
handle that on your own. Bye!

Bye!

What's going on, my brother?

So I want some wine.

This is my husband, Rick.

Yvonne is one of my fun customers at
Swag. A lot of girls come in.

We click. We have fun together.

We really make friends and hang out
outside of Swag.

Paul,

what's going on with you, man? Do you
guys like wine?

Yes, I love wine. We're just doing a
quick little tasting.

You can fill me up. Fill me all the way
up. Take it easy.

I can't do it. I'll just swallow it.

It's good, right?

It's good.

What's the next one?

Okay, everybody.

Let's move to the dining room. The rest
of the couples are just missed out on

the wine tasting.

Oh, my God. This is beautiful. Welcome,
you guys.

Oh, this is crazy.

Here I am.

You're not being a gentleman tonight,
man. You're not being a gentleman.

There you go, man.

Tanner, is this the Booze and Rubber
show?

The man with the hat. Yeah.

It feels like it's the right party. This
is Kevin.

Booze and Rubber, I hope. I didn't know
it was a conservative booze party now.

What you see, Kyle?

What you thinking?

Being observant.

You look great.

Hey, gorgeous.

Good to see you.

Hello, everybody. Hi, gorgeous.

How you doing?

I'm good.

How are you? What up? Hi. Eva.

Yovana. Hi, Yovana. Eva.

Nice to meet you. Sure.

Do you have a drink list?

We are waiting on one more late couple,
which is Portia and Dennis.

This may be an uncomfortable evening,

seeing as though I've already spilled
the tea on Dennis, and he knows it. So I

don't know what to expect.

Ooh, hello.

I had a blast on the first night we went
out. We had sparkles. We had drivers.

We had security. I was like, I'm
Michelle Obama.

Coming up next. Can I spit out what the
f*** I'm trying to say?

What the f***?

Portia walking with her red wig on and
her boyfriend walking with that green

leprechaun suit on. Like, this is boobs
and bourbon, not the Grinch who stole

Christmas.

Dennis is super

friendly.

Is he plotting?

Is he, like...

A group of girls ready to jump me out in
the parking lot. Like, this is scary.

Let me check all these booze out. Yada!

Who still got milk in they boobies,
though?

All that's his booze.

Where's the bourbon? Um, what are you
having?

A Mousetrap Mule with Cheetos.

I thought y 'all was drinking bourbon.
You bitches need bourbon. No, you can

have whatever you want.

I'm going to need these things to
actually match what's going to happen at

party. Well, it's nice to finally meet
you because Mike speaks so highly of

too. When I was campaigning for mayor, a
lot of small businesses were getting

phone calls telling them not to support
me. Oh, my goodness. And Dennis refused

to back out. He kept supporting me. Oh,
he wouldn't have. Yeah, he's a good

dude. That's good. He's a good brother.
Yeah, he's a good brother.

Did you ask the waitress for another
drink?

Yeah. That bitch gave me another drink.

So I want to welcome you guys out to
couples night tonight.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, honey.

In case you guys don't know me, I'm
Mimi, the fabulous one in the group.

That's the second fabulous one in the
group.

This is my first time seeing Dennis.

This is his 15th.

This is not his 17th.

This is Judith's time.

So, Reg, you have anything you want to
say?

I would like to thank all of you for
taking your time to come and spend it

us. It means a lot.

I want you to leave with the fact that
someone who had to experience something

at this point in his life that he didn't
have to experience, put him there.

But thank God he blessed me and healed
me immediately. Thank God he gave me

woman to walk right with me and to push
me.

And I thank you again for everything
you've done. Thank you, God.

Amen. Great.

Okay, one of the things we like to do on
couple night is talk about how we met

each other. So Greg and I can start.

I was a young tenderoni.

Oh, my God.

Anyway, we exchanged numbers, and he
left me a voicemail, and he was like, do

you have a big daddy? I was like, oh,
hell no.

Greg, you did not say big daddy. He
said, I'm going to marry you one day. I

said, oh, oh, oh.

He did not ask me to sleep with him.

Actually, I was thinking to myself, you
know, what's going on?

And from that point on, honey, we was
just in the bed with no clothes on.

Can we get to it? You met at the strip
club, and then y 'all got married six

months later.

The end.

So what's going on, Candy and Todd?

I was with Candy when she met Todd.

We met on the Africa trip a few years
back. Me and the girls had, like, the

doctor from the local, like, village.

You know that you're going to marry.

I am? Yeah. She is with you. She's going
with you everywhere.

She's like your man.

Well, yeah, whatever.

But little did I know, Todd was just on
the other side of the room.

We were at a club in L .A. I was walking
by, and he kind of grabbed my hand, and

I kept walking. He was standing next to
Bobby Brown, and they was just over in

the corner. I was like, hey!

Then he came up to me. He was like...
You know, can I take you to lunch

tomorrow? And I was like, okay, cool.

The next day, he came to my hotel room.

And we got it in.

You got it in? Yeah, we got it in the
next day.

Were y 'all alone, Shamara, when you
first got it on? Or did y 'all have

company? You know how you said y 'all
like to do?

Eva was so aggressive.

I was hosting a fundraiser. I was
telling her I don't get a lot of good

-cooked meals.

Then she leaned in and she says, well, I
cook well. I said, I'm going to have

to find out. Oh, that's cute.

We did not hear your story, Marlo.

I'm going to pass.

How did you meet Portia?

She dissed me. I tried to talk to her.

Fast forward, like, two years, and she
walks into my club. I'm like, hold on.

There's your portion. I'm about to get
her.

So then the next day, he hits me, and
it's like, I want to see you tomorrow.

I like when he dresses down. So he on,
like, a T -shirt and, like, some cute

shorts or whatever.

And he got tattoos everywhere. Those
tattoos was, like, talking to me.

I bet he's calling out some other bitch
name.

You're so ratchet.

I'm so ratchet. I just love my shit.

I just love you, ratchet.

Before I go any further, I first want to
say a few of us here that have gone to

the AU Center and went to Mark Brown
College. Paul went to Morehouse.

Michael Sterling went to Morehouse. Eva
went to Clark Atlanta.

So did Yovana go to Clark Atlanta.

So let's give it up for the AU Center.

Yovana, you and Eva, y 'all went to the
same school. Did y 'all go at the same

time? I didn't know. We did. We did.
You're really good friends with Tiffany,

which is my BFF.

What's Tiffany?

Tiffany Roberts.

She's in my wedding.

That's my very good friend. Right. First
been here at Pfeiffer Hall.

Right. How do y 'all not know each other
very well and you share a best friend?

Here's where we're going with that.

Oh, we're going somewhere.

So what I'm taking from that is how you
didn't see her, Eva.

I didn't see her. Get to my point.

Can I spit out what the f*** I'm trying
to say?

So my problem is... Oh, we have a
problem.

There's a problem? Well, problem.

Well... Candy, what the fuck is this? I
don't know.

So my question is, when we first sat
down, you said it's very nice to meet

as if it was the very first time that
you met me.

I don't recall meeting you before.

That's impossible.

That's impossible.

I mean, I was that bitch. I was Giovanna
from Clark.

C -A -U.

First of all, how is she that

bitch when I don't even know who the
girl is?

Is she Yowanda or Nukanda or Wakanda?
I'm just trying to understand why she

never spoke.

It's couples night. It's supposed to be
a fun night, and I have a surprise. I

don't want for her to ruin the evening.
Like, it's embarrassing.

Because it was 16 years ago.

There's absolutely no way I'm going to
hang out with anyone that opts to wear a

flammable yellow dress reminiscent of a
banana -flavored condom. Not happening.

Let me tell you something.

You said there'd be no drama at your
dinner. People are fasting.

But they're scaring me. This is not a
night of conflict.

I have a surprise for you guys.

I want the couples to really feel love
is in the air and titties are in the

honey. Fred, go ahead. Okay, listen. We
have organized a couples trip.

We will be going toward Destin, and
that's all I'm telling you.

Greg loves couples trips.

In the past, you know, he always gets so
much fun.

After everything that Greg's been
through,

I think the couple's trip will give Greg
an opportunity to not think about

cancer, just kind of let his hair down a
little bit.

All right, baby, let's rock out. The
last one in the building got to get the

check. Get out.

Coming up next.

Is there anything else that I should
know? Because she kind of insinuated

she wanted to say more.

We all got to pass.

Oh, everything smells so good.

Oh, look at that steak.

Yes.

Dennis. Yo.

You almost ready? Yeah.

Okay, well, I'm almost finished cooking.

Surprise!

Oh, you done stopped myself.

Wow. It's your birthday.

Wow.

Are you showing up?

I'm glad you took a long time getting
dressed today.

Listen. What?

I appreciate you.

I got you something.

No. Stop it.

Typical Dennis. It's his birthday. It's
supposed to be all about him. But he

gives me a gift.

I just love my man.

My new mama on.

Yes. You're going to have a beautiful
day today.

Here's the 38.

I'm going to miss you being the same age
as me. What you got?

Champagne. Different one. Different
kind.

Yeah. It's a different one.

What you think about meeting everybody?

Everybody's nice.

You liked it?

I love Mike and Eva. Yeah. Marlo, that's
my homegirl. Yeah.

Everybody was very nice.

Mm -hmm.

I got scrambled with cheese for you.

Thank you.

I'll live with cheese for you. Yes, sir.

Did you go over there and say hello to
Candy and Todd?

I did.

You did?

Yeah. That's nice.

You know I give out hugs.

You hug Candy?

Yeah.

He's not a hugger to people who she has
issue with.

What you mean?

She just kept on saying, I mean, he's
got these girls' names tattooed on him,

and who just buys everybody Rolex
watches or whatever. And I'm like, girl,

didn't buy nobody one yesterday.

What Todd buying over there, man? What
he buying? He buying my bottles?

We're 40 years old. What you supposed to
buy your girl?

But, you know, is there anything else
that I should know? Because she kind of

insinuated like she wanted to say more.

We all got a past.

I know a few people can't even know,
too. So she had a past before Todd, too.

But I ain't messy. That's unimportant
right now.

When I'm with somebody, I'm all the way
locked in. Right.

I knew it. Let me tell you something.

Dennis is all man, and he's all from
Detroit. But trust me,

my boo has a little shade in him, too.

That's how you handle it, baby. Kill him
with niceness.

Okay, you ready to open it again? Yeah.

You ready? Yeah.

Come in here.

Okay.

Here you go.

Which one do you want me to open first?

This one.

Are these cute?

I'm pregnant.

Yo. For real.

For real.

Wow, you ain't... I'm... Wow, bro.

Look, man.

Wow.

I shouldn't have paid for you and the
apple cider for her.

I was drinking apple cider. I wasn't
really drinking champagne.

Oh, baby.

I have never had someone love me the way
that he does. I've never had someone

want to be there for me. So that's why
this pregnancy is like a miracle to me

because I'm starting to see all these
things that I have prayed for and wanted

for so many years actually happen.

Baby.

Baby.

Stop.

Stop, baby.

Oh.

I love you.

I love you, baby.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Wow, you ain't. Oh.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

What you sniffing there, Paul? I can
smell your butt.

No stress. No stress.

So if anybody tries to come for me, I'll
be calm.

I got a little tingling feeling in my
vajayjay. We've been in a strict,

monogamous relationship.

I saw you with somebody else at your
birthday party. That was amazing.

Welcome to Justin!

Oh, perfect!

I am NeNe Fairley. I'm not taking no
bunk bed, and I'm letting you know that

now.

Eva? What was your bachelorette party?
It was so bomb. It was a surprise.

But I was invited, like, a while ago.

Why was NeNe not invited?

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