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Because I'll imagine if we had more
babies.

No. You can say you wanted a little bit
there. Until I saw how y 'all were with

children.

The type of cancer that Greg has is a
common that is beatable.

There's no evidence that there's cancer
that remains in the body.

Well, that's good news. That is, that is
absolute good news.

I am a member of R &B platinum selling
group Black.

We're trying to get back out there.

When I'm in love, girl, I don't want to
scream it from the rooftop.

Of course, this new boot falls pretty
quickly.

Yep. Ain't tapping people's names on it.
What? I know somebody who got a tattoo

of a face and a name. My friend dated
him. He had a tattoo of her name.

I am the glue for my wig and my

family.

I aged like a fine wine, and now I'm
ready to chill.

I count my blessing and my check.

I live a model life. Now I'm ready to be
a top white.

I may be an open book, but that doesn't
mean I'm easily read.

I took a lot of left turns, but now
things are just right.

Here we go.

The mail could work.

I'm super late.

Oh, you know it.

I know who's fault it is. You know it. I
know who's fault. Hey, Tom.

I'm sorry.

I was already running. You look cute,
too.

Thank you.

I'm slim.

I'm trying to get it together. Come on
in here.

I love Dr.

Jackie. She was my doctor for when I
delivered.

Hey. We've been seeing a lot of you
guys.

feeling like family she's a great
physician and i can really talk to her

anything now what do i owe the pleasure
of you well off visited annual

exam time what we doing okay are you
pregnant no and that's not happening i

it was still some fibroids after
pregnancy remember right

like it got worse because it's two now
nothing's happened we kind of threw

around the idea of the surrogate and we
want to know your option

yeah and your thoughts i think it's a
great option now you don't want to carry

It's not that. It's just that I feel
like after having multiple fibroid

surgeries, the little fact that I have
not been able to get pregnant the last

two years, I already know they're going
to have to do the process again. And you

don't want to go through the surgery?

No. There was a couple of scares during
my pregnancy with Ace. I was a high

risk, and I did have bleeding a few
times.

So my womb, this is not the best place
to have a healthy.

Pregnancy with no issue.

You can do traditional surrogacy where
you, of course, take Todd's sperm and

inseminate her with her egg.

Hold on. Let me give you all the
options.

What's going on?

Now, if you want to get real kinky, you
can just let... Todd, lay with it like

in the Bible.

Oh, no, no, no. Hell no.

Hell no. No, no, no, no, no.

We still have two embryos from when we
got eight.

With the surrogate, they're probably
only going to put back one.

I only want to do it if we can put both.
I don't want to leave nobody behind.

What if they say you can only put back
one?

Then we need two surrogates.

At the same time?

Well, what are we waiting for? That
would be crazy.

And it's going to cost you twice as
much, from $90 ,000 to $130 ,000 to

have a surrogate. What? I don't know.
One of my friends told me she knew a

surrogate that was like $35 ,000.

That's a kooky, horny hookup down the
corner.

I have a patient, though, who has done
it for another family.

Really? I delivered the baby. So you can
talk to her and just understand the

process. Ooh.

If I know it's a healthy mom.

Here's the other thing. I want to be
able to know about all the checkups. I

to make sure. You would come to the
visit.

Is it weird if I rub her belly?

I just act. I'm just acting.

So we're there at the thing and I like
go to touch. Is that weird?

Well, it's all about motive and
intention.

That's what I'm just saying. How would
she feel? She would want to feel it too.

I guess I wouldn't want to.

Touch her belly, too.

Are you nervous about it?

Yeah, a little bit, because Riley's
like, hey, you know.

I mean, neither of you sound like you're
comfortable leaving the babies on.

But we potentially can have two mamas or
one mama with twins.

Here it is.

All right, I got to go get to work so I
can afford to pay for two mamas.

Hello.

How are you today?

Good. How are you?

Can I pop a pot here?

Go ahead. Thank you.

I got to get a macadamia with Tito's.

Kind of sweet, not too tart.

Gotcha. Thank you.

Would you like a cigar?

Um, you know what? I usually get, is it
called groovy blue? Like a Rasta looking

cigar? The Tatiana groovy blue.

Hey, honey. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm at
our spot. Are you closed?

Yep. Okay.

All right. See you in a minute.

If I was in L .A., I would definitely
put something else in my cigar. Well, I

wouldn't smoke a cigar. It's L .A.
Everyone smokes in L .A. It's legal.

But here, you might end up in the joint
for smoking a joint. It's crazy.

Hey, honey bunny. Hey, baby. How are
you?

Good. How are you? Good.

How's it going?

You're looking very summery. Thank you.

I'm glad you were able to run out of the
office for a second.

It's like an episode of Mad Men, having
a cigar and bourbon in the middle of the

day. That's your life.

I met Mike at a fundraiser, and I was
literally there just to, like, do my

little deed and hit it. But I saw him,
and he had on a taupe suit, and he

so good.

So I didn't do too much, but the
flirtation was definitely real, and it

literally love at first sight.

I had to ask you, like, two weeks ago,
like, are we still getting married?

Because you kept me so uninvolved. Do
you know what it is, baby?

I'm not your typical bride. I really
don't care about what we do.

She's the planner, so I have to let her
do everything.

I want yummy food, but I still want it
cute. No shellfish for Mike.

No pastry puffs.

No angles, no plus ones.

No kids.

Super security.

You got it. Whatever y 'all want to do,
I'm just happy to be a part of you and

your mom's winter.

My mom's a no. It's her wedding, and
she's allowing you and I to be a part of

her wedding. Glad y 'all invited me. I
know.

I seem to have been really leaning on
Nene for advice.

The one that you really got to put all
your thought into is the one you're

to go down the aisle. I want like a
Cinderella ball gown.

You're going to help me find a dress.
It's beyond overwhelming.

I don't like it. Me having been married
and have had weddings and children and

kind of lived a life that I am entering
into right now. Yeah. And so I was

thinking maybe that I would have her do
a toast at the wedding.

It's your call.

She's absolutely hilarious. You haven't
seen her stand up, but she's very funny.

I've got Richard Pryor on vinyl. I'm a
comedian connoisseur.

Nene's funny, babe.

I have three brothers, and I'm the only
girl. So Nene is literally like that

sister that I always wanted. Like, she's
absolutely everything. So her advice,

it's priceless.

As much as we're enjoying these little
cocktails, somebody has to go pick up

kids from school. Yeah. I have to do
cake tasting.

So that means I have to go get the kids.
Unless you want to do cake tasting.

No. No one's going to.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think my mom just pulled up.

I really, really hope tonight goes well
because although I know Dennis is really

invested in this relationship, I do feel
like if I don't make a good impression

on his mom, it's going to be tough on
our relationship.

Mom, this is Portia.

Portia, Mom.

Hi. What a pleasure meeting you. Mom,
nice meeting you as well.

Are you going to sit here?

I got you a birthday gift.

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Yes, I did.

You shouldn't do that.

That was nice.

Y 'all not buttering me up or something,
are y 'all? No, not at all.

Oh, this is nice.

You wouldn't tell me what you needed. I
was like, okay.

It's nice.

Y 'all did a good job.

Are we ready to order? Oh, yes.

Excellent.

I'm going to have the New York strip
steak and a side salad.

And for you, ma 'am.

The bone -in ribeye, medium well.

Eight ounce filet, medium well.

I'll get that salad out for you in just
a second.

Okay, thank you.

So you work the hot dog empire.

Right.

If I'm going to be able to see him,
maybe I've got to go to work with him

because he's a busy man.

That's why I was surprised when he told
me about you.

So I need you to tell me what did you do
for him to find the time.

To be completely honest.

He asked me about, like, how would you
feel if you met somebody?

Kind of like love at first sight.

So you all are in love already?

Yeah.

He told me he loved me.

How long ago was that?

Maybe the first night. I don't know.

You all aren't moving to an altar real
quick, are you?

Like a marriage altar?

Yeah.

Coming up next.

I finally made the right decision.

I brought you a gift.

Like the marriage offer?

Yeah.

Um.

Um.

What you want to know again?

Dang, Mama Gina. You come out swinging
with these questions. We haven't even

appetizers yet.

change the subject i mean it's a it's a
purpose of dating

right that's true well you know to find
out if you like each other and

so how do y 'all feel about prenups oh

take a drink uh -oh don't mess up that
white dress i

mean we haven't really

gotten into the conversation.

But a prenup, I think that he is for a
prenup. I think that I am for a prenup.

Thank you.

That looks delicious.

What else do you want to know?

I'm here for the tough question.

This is a good first date.

It was, right?

Nothing can break us up, honey.

We're good.

We're good.

Hi.

You look nice.

You got a haircut?

I did.

I did. You like it? I do.

You don't really know what's going on? I
am sitting out here on the deck.

It's been raining like crazy.

Is it muggy?

No, it actually feels good right now. I
hope the weather stays like this because

I'm getting ready to have a bailey cue,
not to be confused with a barbecue.

I have never had all the ladies over, so
I'm inviting

everyone.

We will get to that. That'll be the
chill cue.

Mike and I really like each other a lot,
and we even combine our name.

Our little Instagram hashtag is chill,
the hill, like Cynthia Hill.

Isn't that corny?

That'll be a private little situation.

Oh,

yeah, it's going to be juicy,
definitely.

Mike and I have grown pretty close over
the last three months, although Mike

lives all the way in L .A.

We FaceTime every day probably about
eight, nine times a day. Oh, wait a

Hi, babe.

Thank you.

Oh,

you're welcome.

All right, I got to go back to work.

All right. Love you, babe.

Bye.

We are very much exclusive.

That's with a capital E. So what, I have
like a month before I see you?

All right, well, I'll be waiting.

Yeah, you want to jump out of the cake?
Oh, I am the cake.

I'm so ready to eat some cake.

Oh, thank you, Ma.

Hello. Hi.

Welcome to Elle's Cakery. Thank you.

And it tastes better than it smells.
What brings you ladies in today?

So, I am having my twins' birthday
party. They're turning one.

We are celebrating two kings, Ronald and
Roman DeVoe. After being on bed rest

for two and a half months, after them
being in the NICU for a month and a

I'm so excited to throw a birthday bash
for my two little kings.

How many people are you looking to see?
About 100.

100? Yeah. I want it to be a royal
-themed birthday party. The color's blue

gold. Okay. Let's look at some ideas we
got here.

Perfect. Yeah.

This is exactly what I want.

The blue and the gold with the crown.

Yeah. Yeah, so y 'all can do this. Oh,
yes. I'm going to get you some samples

you can taste it. Thank you.

I'm so glad you came with me today.

Oh, I wouldn't miss it. Just us, like,
even being here, planning everything

together, we came a long way. Yes, we
did. I just wanted to make sure that you

were sincere.

Right. Loving my child.

I met Madravo when I was 21 years old.
Me and Ron just started dating, and I

wanted to form a relationship with her.

But I didn't feel like she liked me too
much.

So it was a little hard.

I told Ron, I said, she's going to have
to build my trust.

Really? Yeah.

Why? I'm the type of person that I have
to feel a person out.

Right. Okay.

But now you know. Yeah. That I love your
son. And we have truly come a long way.

My devote thought that I was a gold
digger because there's so many females

were after him throughout the years. So
you're going to look at anybody that

tries to come in like, I think she might
be trying to take a piece of that pie.

I just wanted to please you and, you
know, make you happy because you're

mom and I really like Ron a lot.

I was really upset about our
relationship not being where it needed

felt like you never came to me as a
woman to another woman and explained

situation and how you felt.

I can understand that she would be
overprotective of her son, but I had my

before I even knew Ronnie DeVoe. I'm not
chasing after him as a fan.

I actually loved him, and it had nothing
to do with him being a part of New

Edition. I remember one time it was
Christmas, and you sent a Christmas card

Ron and addressed it, but didn't put me
nowhere on the Christmas card. I was

like, dang.

The past is the past. Yeah, and I was so
young.

And on top of that, we was on the brink
of divorce.

Because of the situation with him with
other women. Yeah, because did you ever

know that me and Ron had like an open
relationship?

Coming up next. It has come to my
attention that Eva started rumors that I

paying Will to date me.

Did you ever know that me and Ron had
like an open relationship?

No. It was a point where he can do his
thing and I can do mine.

The open relationship lasted for about a
year and a half.

I initiated the open marriage. We were
going through some really bad times. And

it was a girl that I was interested in
at the time. And I wanted to do

different. That was vicarious. You know,
you tried it, it didn't work.

It ain't working.

It's not going to work in nobody's
marriage. Right, exactly.

Well, when you open up the doors, you
let the devil in. He ain't in here no

more. Thank you. Thank God.

Well, you know, you learn something new
every day.

You know, at the cake place.

You know, I need some sweets for real.

I heard somebody wanted to taste some
cake.

Oh. Did you say cake?

I said cake.

There was a lot of things that happened
in our marriage that weren't good for

our relationship.

But it happened. And I'm not afraid to
admit it because it has allowed us to be

where we are today.

Oh, my God. He said, oh, my God. That's
what I love to hear.

Now, it's twin boys.

Yeah. But she probably had the same
cake. I love that suggestion.

Yeah, because they're two separate
people, so they get two separate cakes.

Awesome, awesome. All right.

$450 each, $900 plus tax.

Is that in range of what you had thought
about?

Hey, I didn't even think about it yet.
I'm just... There's no budget. We have

have the best. Cash or card?

Card. We got $900 cake!

Scrub that umbrella.

You got it?

Yeah.

Y 'all think my balloons are tired?

I don't think you need them, though. I
don't think you need them.

But is it, like, festive?

The theme of the Bailey Q is red, white,
and blue for Fourth of July weekend,

however you want to mix it up. I mean,
they look better in that corn than

anywhere. But maybe I put all of them in
that corn.

That's a couple more in there. You have
more of that?

I do.

This is the first time that all of the
ladies actually will be visiting Lake

Bailey. And I asked them all to bring a
plus one and a home -cooked special

dish. More than likely, they picked it
up in public on the way over here.

Okay.

Wow.

We got bacon dogs, beef dogs.

I don't know what Portia did to Dennis'
hot dog to convince him to

bring the whole entire hot dog factory
to Lake Bailey, but whatever she did,

did that.

I'm going to bring the rest of the food
in. Rest? The rest?

Yeah, it's a few more.

Oh, put that on the portion when you put
portion in.

Oh, my God.

This is so cute.

Hi. So resort. Miss Bailey.

My favorite cake.

Isn't it beautiful? Oh, my God. I love
this cake.

My baby loves them. Molly make it like
me. I brought you a cake. I brought you

cake. You go out there and catch us a
man, girl.

I love

it.

I love all the open. It is open. Now go
to the lake. You see the lake? I see the

lake. You better go out there fishing.

This is real nice. I want my drink
doubled.

Oh, my God. I have to tell you guys.

What's going on? I got a little bit with
Eva, and she wanted to talk to me a

little bit about marriage and
relationships.

Okay. The real kicker was she said to
me, I want you to be in my wedding.

What?

And she's getting her wedding.

You want people on your wedding day
around you that support you, that

what marriage is. For me, like, you're
my marriage sensei. So because of that,

want to ask you to do the speech.

Give me a hug. I'm so glad you think of
me like that. Please.

Absolutely.

Are you guys just like this? I know.

She's got to need a little personality
in that wedding. It would probably be

boring without Nene. I don't think so.

Okay, let me just be very clear. It has
come to my attention that Eva started a

rumor that I was paid well to date me.
As brutal as you is, I did hear that.

streets did say that. Hi.

How are you, lovely? I'm doing great.
You look amazing.

You look great as well.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

Did you guys think that I'm going to pay
any guy? You better not. You'll be a

fool if you do.

Okay. Cynthia's shopping at the dollar
store, hon. I know damn well she ain't

paid well to do shit.

Hmm.

It's like I can't read her. Like, I
don't know who she really is.

Look, this is not the same Eva I know.
She's on this whole new thing. She's

getting married. The Eva I know is a
turn -up queen, honey. Let y 'all know

time it is. Yes, I said what I said.
She's definitely different hanging out

she is, like, around us.

So, really, we don't know who Eva really
is.

Coming up next.

Hey, don't do that door. You mean you
don't do it anymore.

Mama, you have on so much makeup. You
put on any mama put you in the can.

whatever. There ain't no time to say I
don't have enough.

One, two, three.

Let's do it.

Okay, now then.

Hi.

Hi. What do you say we're taking a
picture?

What's up?

Hi. What's up?

Cynthia said this is a potluck dinner,
but I'm not bringing the tea that Jamie

and Carmen was spilling about brother
Dennis.

He got multiple tattoos of the girls,
right? I know somebody who got a tattoo

her. I think he got her face. My friend
dated him. He had a tattoo of her name.

What? This dude is sad. I definitely
only plan on bringing this pound cake.

Candy, take a picture with us right
quick. We can do the WAP if y 'all want

How'd it go?

Oh, I better do it like this.

Oh,

wait a minute. We have another guest.

Hi. What did you bring to eat? I have
roasted couscous vegetable salad.

Wow.

You made this?

Well, my chef did.

Yeah, yeah. Is this your direction,
honey? Yes.

Hi. Oh, my girlfriend is here.

Tanya. Oh, you guys are beautiful.

Hi, boo.

Hi.

Okay,

this is for you. Oh, my God. And then I
bought a salmon. Oh, my goodness.

Did you cook this, Tanya?

Did you cook this? You did not cook
this. I promise you.

Tanya's one of my big customers at Swag.
She's a baller. Tanya and I have a lot

in common. What's your sign?

I'm a Sagittarian. I'm a Sagittarian.

December 13th. That's my birthday,
December 13th. Stop it.

Stop it.

My birthday is December 13th. Are you
kidding? I feel like we are so special.

She's talkative. I'm talkative. She's
outgoing.

I'm outgoing.

Even though she likes fashion, Tanya is
a geek.

She's all into the IT world and
computers, but nonetheless, she's a cool

Marlo got the same bag.

Uh -oh.

Isn't that a coincidence?

The two labor queens.

Yes. Look at Marlo, such a hater.

What am I doing? What does it say?

You're going to keep straight. Keep
straight. I forgot about snacks.

What snacks?

We're going to go eat hot dogs.

We got fried Oreos. Did you need some
wings?

Okay, so this is a no drama barbecue?
Just get drunk and let Shamia drive us?

Well, honestly, I'm going to be
completely 1 ,000 on this. I'm not here

drama. Eva and I have been spending,
we've been spending some time together.

worked out together.

You know, she comes up to dish and she
does dish.

Oh, that's good.

Yes. The other day, Eva tried to go in
on Shamia. I ain't messing with your

friends. Who is she messing with?

She's a little bug right here. Who me
and your messy friends? You are being

shady as...

Right now.

Although I thought y 'all were good, and
you have thought y 'all were good, it

seems like something might still need to
be talked about. I don't know. I like

Eva, but Shamia is one of my closest
friends, so I feel like it's my duty to

Shamia know. Eva had a whole lot to say
about her. That was shade from a bad

place. We had our little apology
session.

I would like to apologize for anything
that I have done, and hopefully we can

get to a place where...

You know, it's good.

That was really sweet. Thank you for
that. Oh, loving life.

I just feel like there's something still
there.

I don't understand. Honestly, me either.

If you don't like somebody, then just
say you don't like them, and then we

it. But I will say this. I don't want
you to go in there riled up because of

what I want to happen.

It's for y 'all to have some resolve in
it. I just want some of Dennis' hot

dogs, and I'm just... I'm so hungry.
Don't nobody judge me. I'm about to eat

footlong. Oh, my God.

Uh -uh, uh -uh. You are so...

Oh, what's up?

Like, I am very emotional.

Like, this made me want to cry. All I
got is this little piece.

Coming up next, the question is, who do
you think in this group needs a

makeover? I would say Eva.

The recipe, like, two of them.

This is going to go down.

Hey, come on in.

My girlfriend, Natalia.

How you doing, Natalia? Come on in.

Oh, I'm going to take this right
downstairs.

Okay, here's the chips to go with it.
The chips to go with it. Okay, I'm going

to put these in a little bowl. And then
I also made a pineapple upside down. You

did not make this. You made it, girl.

No, these girls have been having this.
Chefs make stuff and all kinds of stuff.

This is awesome.

She's my painter.

That's my cast iron.

You're a bad girl, honey. And you flip
her over and she's fine. And then fed

baby. You know.

Listen, after last year's incident with
Cynthia and Will and that whole fiasco,

receipts are a must.

Keep your email receipts, your text
receipts, your paper receipts. Take a

picture of it because obviously we need
factuals and actuals.

Look at the rich people out here.

This is definitely Cynthia. Look at all
these rich people.

Rose Royce is the jeep. Wow.

This is Marlo. You know, she loves a big
label.

Y 'all don't connect on anything else. Y
'all connect on labels, okay?

Okay, I see the Valentinos. Okay.

Is your dress Valentino? Well, I'm more
than Valentino. Sinka.

Sinka, yeah.

But you know what? It really ain't even
about labels to me. Oh, really, bitch?

I mean, it really is not.

Oh, okay.

Okay. I feel you on this. It's like
sometimes you can go high, sometimes you

go low.

Shady bitches.

Oh, Lord.

Oh,

that looks like a Porsche up there.

Let's see.

Okay.

Cynthia's

directive

was to bring a plus one. But no.

Of course, we bring Lauren.

And... What did you think about our

performance the other night?

It was really good.

I missed it. I want to see it now.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Y 'all ought to do something for us.

I ain't performing in front of y 'all.

Money might come out of nowhere.

I'll get space in this office.

Placement.

You know, just so the show just takes
them on a journey.

You know what I'm saying?

You know who he get that from?

Rip Payne, his uncle.

He's a credit, honey. He's a legend, you
know, and he kind of like, you know,

knows what's going on.

I'm not saying she's not a legend.

Okay, this is my stuff.

He's so amazing.

He's brought all his wonderful weenies
to the party.

I think he's trying to impress my
friends at the same time as making me

special.

He's so amazing.

Let me tell you, in high school, honey,
that thing was just sitting up. Ain't no

fake nothing there.

Ladies, we're going to play a quick
little game just to get the party

All right, so let me explain how this
game works. This game is called Pass the

Peach. Pass the Peach is a little game
that I came up with to ask.

Questions about belief.

Do you have sex for men?

No. The person with the peach either
answers the question or passes the peach

the person that they think the question
is about.

Here's the question. You want to write
your own question or you want to pull

from the boat?

I'll pull from the boat.

Every time you do a question, you can
put a question in. Okay.

Okay, the question is, who do you think
in this group needs a makeover?

I just ain't got time. That's currently
in the room right now? Yeah, in the

screw. Now you get to answer the
question because I can't do it. Y 'all

that shade.

Okay. I can help everybody out with a
little bit of glam.

I don't need a makeup.

Some of y 'all need an extra track. I
want the bundle packet.

The bundle packet. The bundle packet.

No shade.

I'm going to pass the peach.

You had to answer it. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. You got to answer the

question. Answer it.

Eva starts everything off with no shade,
which is pretty much it comes to shade.

But I think the mother is a questionable
outfit tonight.

So I think Eva should chill.

Hold on. We have a bitch -throw -my
-look moment here with Kandi and

Are y 'all going to arrange the do or
don't with the red shoes with the outfit

or the silver shoes with the outfit?
Portia, you trying to put the damn

spotlight on me. But look, I'm trying to
figure out what the hell you got on.

That shit don't even fit.

This is real Southern or Detroit? This
is real international.

If the question is who's the most
fashionable out of the two of you,

hands down the most fashionable.

Okay. If you say who's the snatchest of
the two, then you win that here and

there. Marla, you look good, boo. You
do. I look good? Okay. You do, boo.

Marla, what is this?

I gotta lose. Who's here?

Shamari, she's giving us Decatur's
finest, honey. You better boom like a

She got the beat. It's her turn. All
right, Marla. Who's the big liar?

answer my question. I'm not passing my
beach. The biggest liars in this group.

From the past, I would say Portia. For
the future, I would say Eva.

Let's deal with the latter. She said you
now.

I was a bad liar.

Why exactly are we a liar?

Coming up next.

Raise your hand if you have been in an
open relationship.

I've known you for years and have no
clue to who you are outside. Well, you

haven't known me for years. You've seen
me be fabulous for years. Right, but

you're definitely extra. Sometimes
you're extra when it's not appropriate.

It's always appropriate to be fabulous.
Ma 'am! Ma 'am!

Who's basic? You're basic, darling.

All right, come on.

Let's pass the beat. I know of Marlo,
and I've seen Marlo multiple times at

different events.

How I lie, I have no idea. But what I do
lie is on my bed comfortably next to my

man. I'm sorry, where do you lie, Marlo?
Next to who?

I've been on top since I was a teenager.

See how basic that is? So how you can
label me a liar, I don't understand.

All right, let me say this.

I love you, Eva, but I'm about to give
you that piece because the other day you

shaded the hell out of Samia. Yeah,
okay. You picked a bean dip today. Who

you think in this group needs a
makeover?

So Cynthia invited us to the lake and
asked us to bring a friend. So my first

question to Portia was, what friend are
you bringing? You were like fired up

about her.

I'm sorry,

what's wrong with that?

The point is, after love and life, there
was still shade.

Is that not the point? The interview
asked a question about you, and I

responded. It doesn't matter. People ask
me questions about you after love and

life. And it publishes on what?

Like, really?

I heard from someone that you were
telling people that I paid Will to date

What? Oh, my God.

I told you it was what I knew to be
fact.

You didn't know it to be a fact that I
paid him to date me? Not necessarily.

Wait, not necessarily?

I don't know that to be true.

Trust and believe and receive.

There ain't no way in hell that I'm
getting to sit over here looking like

I didn't pay anybody to come over here
and date me ever.

So please don't ever confuse that
because it will never happen.

I don't know if Eva is a liar, but it
seems like she's getting a little caught

up now.

It's looking a little stupid.

We're moving to the next question.

So pay attention to me.

Shamia, you get to ask the questions.
Who do you think shaded you

recently? Well, hello.

freaking try to keep it a secret.

Wait,

wait, wait. So what's my break number?

The only reason I wouldn't be a teacher
is because I don't do backdoor.

You mean you don't do it anymore.

You told me that you've done it before.

in an open relationship?

I have been in an

open relationship.

What is open relationship though? Let me
understand me. So y 'all know each

other are, you know, dating other people
and it's okay. You're not cheating. We

need popcorn.

Dating other people. Other people.

Other people.

I look like I'm going to have sex
tonight.

Yes. I think it's really cool that
Shamari is open to different things,

open relationships.

But she's kind of closed -minded when it
comes to, like, stylists and things

like that.

But I don't know about him. Sitting with
somebody now is another story.

You know what I'm saying? After you guys
do it, do you guys actually tell each

other who it was?

Yeah. You do? Do you used to run into
these people? You'd be like, I had sex

with your wife yesterday?

Yeah, and it's like, it's okay.

Like, how does that really work?

I'm not for open relationships.

I know everybody think, oh, because you
tried a threesome before.

You're so open -minded. No, I'm not that
open -minded.

Is anything off -limits? Yeah, were
there rules?

No, there was nothing off -limits.

We could do anything.

It was awesome. The only one thing he
wouldn't have was me being with another

man. You couldn't be with a man.

What if you wanted to get a man with a
big chest and a big dick? You can't do

that. Yes, exactly. That's what she
said.

As long as I was able to go about in my
bicurious ways, then I was cool with

that. I didn't want to be with another
man because I had my husband.

I ended up sleeping with two women
during that time. He probably slept with

about ten.

I started the open relationship, and I
stopped the open relationship.

I realized the grass wasn't greener on
the other side.

All right, all right, last question.

You were on a deserted island.

Who would you take in this group and
why?

All the lesbians, speak up.

Don't all say Portia had one.

They break it, honey.

Portia said all the lesbians talk at
once.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

So did you ever fall in love with
someone else? I started to get a little

too involved with her. I felt like it
was cool to just talk about that at the

table. I know she's not pregnant.

What you got?

Yeah. What?

I've never seen her like this. I feel
like Portia really likes this man. This

other girl, she was saying that they
were still together.

Oh, Lord.

I don't like the two of them. Mom, you
can't say what you don't like. If

feels bad on my wedding, it shouldn't be
me.

I'm not going to have this conversation,
Eva.

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