All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S10E22

It's been 10 amazing years since we
first met NeNe Leake, Kim Zolciak, and

Sheree Whitfield, along with their
circle of Atlanta housewives.

Women plus alcohol plus a pole equals a
great time.

Over the last decade, that circle has
grown to include some pretty powerful

peaches.

But throughout all 10 seasons, our
ladies have delivered a bountiful

hilarious, emotional,

Yes, right? That was a yes? Yes, that
was a yes!

And always entertaining moments in their
wake.

Titties!

Tonight, as we celebrate the 10th
anniversary of the Real Housewives of

we count down the 10 most unforgettable
moments and people who've given us life.

I have a question.

I'm going to ask you, Candy.

Are you a lesbian?

Someone at this table has been saying
she's a lesbian in the closet.

Who said that?

Who said that? Who said that?

Every once in a while, one of the
housewives said something like, Please

Jesus. Then she said it a few more
times.

Fix it, Jesus.

Fix it, Jesus. And suddenly you've
witnessed the birth of a brand new

catchphrase. Fix it, Jesus.

Over ten seasons, our ladies have given
us some classic catchphrases that each

deserves a place in a hall of fame. Do
not get it twisted, okay?

Here are our favorite catchphrases.

I didn't know you. I didn't know you.
Okay, but you knew me well enough to

me and ask me about your teacher. Yes, I
knew you well enough to call me because

your name was Phaedra, but I don't know
you. Okay. Back in season three, NeNe

pulled this one from who knows where.

So let's be clear, I still don't know
you.

Maybe you will get to know each other.

Maybe.

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Bloop. Just like that.

Boop.

In Anguilla, Kenya tried to shade
Cynthia for not knowing her Vanessa

history. Cynthia, you don't know that
she was the first black Miss America.

you serious right now?

When did you win, Kenya? Were you before
or after Vanessa Williams?

It was a compliment.

So I got her to autograph it for you.

Oh, well, thank you.

And after that sudden dip in Kenya's
shade, Cynthia came back with... This is

good present. Thank you very much.
You're welcome. Now, what else is going

Amen.

And bloop, Cynthia seemed to have her
own catchphrase. I'm Cynthia Bailey.

Now, what else is going on? Now, what
else is going on? Action.

This, more hair care.

What will it do for this?

That's a cut.

Now, what else will go on?

Sheree gave birth to a classic right in
the middle of a meeting with her event

planner. Where's Keisha?

Keisha doesn't work. This is my event.
You deal with me or you deal with no

How about I don't want to deal with you?
Watch yourself before you get checked.

Who's going to check me, boo?

Anyway. Are you okay?

No. All of a sudden, things just went
haywire.

Kenya gave us twirl, and it seemed like
only a moment later, the world jumped on

board. Give us a twirl, Miss Kenya.

Oh, yes.

Yes, honey.

I can say how intelligent I am.

There's a twirl for you, baby. How
fabulous I am.

Twirl, girls.

How I like to twirl. Right. You know?

Now we all must give a twirl. It's all
about the twirl. I was doing my twirl.

Twirl on that.

Yes, I will twirl on that. Okay.

Needy made sure we all knew how much
money she had with this one.

What you don't understand is, are you
running your mouth with him? I was

to the bank, sweetie. And deposited a
Trump check.

Honey, Donald Trump. I don't need to
take money from anybody.

I am very rich, bitch. I'm just saying,
I am very rich.

How about that?

Thank you so much.

I see what term it is around here.

Really any competition for the most
memorable catchphrase of them all? Our

number 10 moment in our countdown was a
catchphrase that appeared in the heat of

battle when Kenya realized she had the
perfect exit line.

I'm still here, and I'm still fabulous.

You better preach now.

Right? Fabulous.

Gone with the wind fabulous.

Okay? Thank you.

Well, all right, then.

Sometimes there's no better way to end
an argument than to get up and walk out.

Our Atlanta peaches are pros when it
comes to shutting down a hater with a

walk -off.

We had a great time. So you're
dismissing me again? I think you should

like, give the benefit of the doubt and
just let it go. In Houston, when the

ladies were calling out Kenya on her
attitude, she gave us one of her best

and cover and walk -offs ever.

I think it's just about if you're
dismissive and if you're mean or if

rude, excuse me one second.

Kenya, are you okay?

I'm fine. No, it's not a moment.

See you later.

Let me go see what's going on.

Hey, I'm going to go back to the hotel.

Why? Bye, Kim. No, no, no, no, no. Kim,
yeah.

I'm just playing. It was a moment.

You know what kills me? You put your
hands on me. Oh, really? Oh, really? I

my hands on you?

Absolutely. Oh, really?

Neither NeNe nor Kim were giving any
ground on the topic of did NeNe choke

When you can find out what the real
truth is and when you really want to sit

down. and hash the relationship out the
way that it should be, you call me.

Because I want to sit here and listen to
you lie.

Wow.

Bitch, please.

I'm not about to sit here and listen to
you lie. You and your wig, get out of my

life.

Well, don't tell me what my husband
said.

Worry about your own husband. Don't come
at me with that. Paolo, as you saw,

Peter, text messages. Yeah, really.

There was nothing sweet about this
chocolate when Cynthia in Kenya accused

Phaedra of breaking her wedding vow.

The text messages Peter saw that you
sent to Mr.

Chocolate talking about, I can't wait to
see you again.

And who is Mr. Chocolate? The man that
you've been sleeping with.

Oh, no, no.

You

don't

want to know the truth. The truth is you
go around calling everybody your

biggest whore.

Excuse me, can you take the knives off
the table just in case?

I say leave them.

Kenya and Portia gave us one of the
rarest of them all, the double walkout

shady catchphrase. So if you want to
have a woman, I need to have a woman in

front of me to be able to do that. Well,
okay, put your neck in and let's leave.

You were done with me, I'm done with
you. Have a nice day. You have a nice

Please buckle up.

Contact me to come meet you and whatever
else foods you're asking me. Okay,

okay. Bye, Portia. Okay, bye, Ashley.
Have a nice day. Bye, Ashley. Bye.

It's not an excuse.

If you don't like it, I'm sorry.

But while all those other walk -offs
were textbook perfect, coming in at

nine in our top ten countdown is the
time Kim showed us how one well -done

-off can walk you right off a show.

Let me tell you something.

Do not lie on me. All right, I'm done.
I'm done with this whole thing. I'm not

doing it.

Are you serious?

See, that's what I don't like about y
'all.

Kim, I don't see why you have to leave.

Okay. All these bitches are f***ing
crazy.

You, get out of my f***ing face. You
hear me?

Get out of my f***ing face. Get the
mother f*** out of here. You hear me?

going to get a f***ing lawsuit.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Coming up next.

Break out the tissues for all the
breakdowns as we count down our top ten

Atlanta Housewives moment.

She doesn't see that this is hurtful.

Oh, my God!

I forgot to bring the license.

Do you think we should give it to him?

One

of

the hallmarks of Housewives is the way a
simple moment can suddenly dissolve

into a flood of tears.

Are you scared about the new school?

Whether it's a scary first day at school
or the death of a pet.

The ladies have spent 10 years living on
the edge of an emotional

breakdown.

Noelle is growing up. You know, there's
a certain little boy that she likes. So

my decision was to actually meet the
little boy.

And his parents.

Cynthia has always taken her
responsibilities as a mom incredibly

she wasn't prepared for the way Nene
came at her parenting decisions about

I was raised a little bit more stricter.
And 13 is too young to date.

My son is 14. He is going into the ninth
grade the same time Noel is going. And

I know he likes girls.

But I'm not going to help Rick to date
anybody.

Don't get all emotional about it.

After years apart and plenty of
animosity,

Sharae finally let her ex back in her
life for a moment.

Have I ever physically touched you?

Have I ever choked you?

Yeah.

Could you still breathe?

Because maybe I didn't choke you harder.

I'm so sorry.

But if there's one housewife who's shed
more tears than the rest of them

combined, it's Candy.

Whatever. Coming in at number eight in
our top ten countdown are all of her

Joyce moments.

When we first met Candy in season two,
Mama Joyce had already perfected the

recipe to make her daughter's stew.

Mom, why are you so good?

You don't realize.

serious dealing with one baby mama. Can
you imagine what it's like, four baby

mamas? I have never been no more sure of
anything in my life

than I have of this.

Stop thinking the worst, baby. It don't
have to be that way.

You're making it the worst before you
even allow anything to happen.

And four seasons later, Mama Joyce
was... Still cooking with God.

My mom tries to imply that Todd and
Carmen are having a relationship.

Wow. And it is about her. Oh, you know
what I mean? She doesn't see that this

hurtful. How am I going to have a
wedding? My family won't even come. And

they do, my family's not predictable.

Guess what I got tonight?

What? Oh, my God.

the years in Atlanta, we've had a rather
small bouquet of weddings.

My wife don't know that I'm doing this.
Oh, wow.

And I wanted to surprise her. But
regardless of who the bride was, it

drama always managed to get an
invitation.

Does that mean I'm a bridesmaid?

Uh, you might be.

When is it my time, Walter?

If there was one housewife who really
let us know how much she wanted to be a

wife, it was Kenya.

This is not mine.

Let's have a wedding.

You tried to throw me out. Say huh?

You tried to throw me out. The gone with
the wind fabulous, Miss Kenya Moore.

Hello, ladies.

OK,

so why is she in a wedding dress?

This isn't actually my wedding day
today. It's my character's wedding day.

OK, now that's the Kenya I know. I'll
show you 50 shades of crazy.

But when Kenya finally found the right
man and secretly married him, she

discovered that her honeymoon was over
way too soon.

What's wrong?

But

eventually,

she was ready to reveal Mark, and she
did it on her own terms.

Take this man to be your lawfully wedded
husband?

Hell yes, honey!

Bling!

Cynthia and Peter were surrounded by
naysayers, some of whom even considered

losing the couple's marriage license.

Oh, my God!

What? Oh, my God, I forgot to bring the
license.

Okay, like, Reverend, what do you do
when you forget the license?

Can't get married?

Oh, my God.

Do you think we should get between us?

Wow. I promise to cherish you and to
always

hold you in highest regard.

I promise to cherish, to hold you as my
best friend and as my queen for the rest

of my life. It is my proud pleasure to
pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride, sir.

Back in season three, NeNe and Greg's
marriage was on shaky ground.

What a $300 ,000 you gave me.

When? That might have been a little bit
exaggerated.

Then when Greg went on the radio and
told lies about NeNe, she'd had enough.

I am your wife. I stood by you and you
have done me wrong as your wife. I have

never done you wrong ever.

This is it.

Between me and Greg, we're done.

We're over.

I know I'm a damn monster.

But after a few years of being single,
NeNe remarried Greg in a ceremony

dripping with glamour. And there was one
very memorable moment she definitely

didn't plan.

I don't know if I am ready for this.

I, Nene. I, Nene. Take Greg.

Take Greg. To be my husband. To be my
husband. For rich or poor.

For rich or richer.

With all that, you

may kiss your bride.

But the wedding that takes the cake,
number seven in our top ten countdown,

to be the African -themed wedding of
Candy and Todd. And how getting Todd's

signature on a prenup nearly derailed
the entire marriage.

I just want it to be fair, and that's
it. Candy finally had her lawyer send me

the prenup 48 hours before we get
married. I would not be honest.

We're not going to get married if we
don't have no prenup. I don't want

Your money, man.

That's all y 'all think about is money.
You, your mama, all y 'all.

And then it was Mama Joyce's turn when
she was dissing Todd's daughter, Kayla.

Mama, did you say something to Kayla?

I didn't say nothing to her.

Okay. And I could care less about her.

Mama, don't do that.

Well, I'm a kid. That's a kid. I know.
That's a kid. Mama, don't do that. But

I'm just saying. Mama.

I know how to act around a child. Please
stop doing that. I have to have the

last word thing. Not today.

Well, not today.

Please don't. Please, let's not argue.
It's not necessary.

I ain't arguing with you.

You got to keep saying something.
Please, stop.

Please,

please, we don't keep talking. Please.

All right, I'm ruling.

Okay. All right, let's do it. This is a
video recording of the execution of the

prenuptial agreement between Candy
Laniece Burris and Todd Tucker.

You're done. I'm good

Up

next our favorite Atlanta friends are in
the house so much for

our run This is why we look the way we
do you're about to walk bitch

If you had to choose, which of the
housewives' friends is your favorite?

Oh, nice.

I know.

I wonder if she'll give me a pair of
each for free. They come in all flavors.

Is this a coffee?

Wrong girl.

I feel like I'm in a Sade commercial.

Maybe I can get a black man now.

Maybe you can get a man. Not just a
black man, just any man.

Ready? No.

Who can forget Sweetie?

Kim's assistant and friend who knew just
how to handle her blonde, bewigged bod.

My hair is going to fall off. Oh, God.

We have to have a beer.

Beer!

Oh, this is the best day of my whole
life ever.

So much for our run. This is why we look
the way we do.

From the very beginning, Marlo has been
right there to make us laugh or stir up

trouble. You guys, I'm reading this
etiquette book. When you're eating your

bread, you have to pinch off just a
little piece and put a little butter on

Don't cut it open and butter in.

No. This chick has a criminal past. I
doubt very seriously if Emily Post has a

chapter in her book about aggravated
assault.

If a person's mother don't want to be
bothered with them, you know something's

wrong with her. All right.

Come on, girl, you don't have to hit
like that. You want my lifestyle?

Nobody wants to be a prostitute.

We are extra divas. You are the damn
diva, honey. I'm not ringing people's

doorbell in a motherfucking robe in our
kind of necklaces.

Tammy was not a woman who scared easily.

My husband is white, the whitest man in
America, Nazi, white.

Well, that's good.

But she damn sure knew how to scare our
peaches.

Like, looking like a psycho.

You're about to walk, bitch.

You can always count on Miss Lawrence to
give you life lessons and make you

laugh. Tell your face a little bit. My
skin is soft like butter. My nose is

perfect. And then you wiggle it?

Just to let them know, bitch, I don't
have a nose job.

Kenya and Apollo have Angelina and
Brad's chemistry.

What?

I'm probably going to take my boat ride
and let y 'all marinate on that. But you

ain't heard it from me because I ain't
one for gossip.

But our favorite friend of all, coming
in at number six in our top ten

countdown, is the dapper designer and
dandy Dwight, who has been keeping it

and shady for ten years.

Where's Dwight? He's getting his makeup
done.

The strings don't want to be over there.

They care what they want.

You know, you ain't got on my nerve.

Whether it was throwing his famous
parties.

So what do we need to do?

Hair, which is going to be real simple.
Okay. All the girls are going to have a

ponytail. No. No.

Very simple.

No, not a ponytail.

If I'm not involved, it's going to be
another fashion show without fashion.

They're redecorating a home.

That's dreadful. This needs to go.

Where's it going to go?

Outside. This is awful.

There's no contest for the number six
spot in our countdown of favorites.

As the saying goes, you can choose your
friends, but you can't choose your

family. Amen.

And when it comes to the Atlanta
Housewives, most of their family members

nothing back.

I don't want you to marry.

Oh, my God. I know. I don't either.

Although we've come to expect that the
Housewives are the ones who constantly

bump heads.

Bitch, please.

It's actually family drama that goes the
deepest.

Unfortunately, since you've been
pregnant, I can't really depend on you.

else is going to run your business and
not take your money?

What you going to be doing is working
from home, and then I am traveling here

and there and everywhere. I go
everywhere with you. Every time you

on that plane too. And coach.

Oh, you have resentment because you fly
coach?

No, I don't care. I'm selfish.

I'm self -absorbed.

I'm pretty much not concerned about your
life. Until it affects you. If it

affects you.

Hi, baby.

I just want you to know that even though
me and Peter are getting married today,

that you are the love of my life, and no
one could ever afflict you.

You know, me and Peter are already very
united, and now we're just getting a

paper to prove it. I've been getting so
much negativity from everyone all day.

Noelle, she's the only one that actually
supports me getting married to Peter.

You're smoking pot and you're driving.
Why are you doing that?

I smoked earlier, and then I wasn't
under the influence at all, really. He

pulled me over for an expired tag, and
he pulled me out the car.

As a black young man, you're not on the
same playing field as a lot of people,

and that's the part about it, because
you are black.

So you have to try harder.

I understand.

I just didn't think it would happen to
me.

But you make your mama sad no more.

You know what? You got your mama's feet,
man.

They look like they got ash, but look at
those ugly things, man.

My feet are not ugly. Look at all those
corns, though. I don't have any corns.

Where do you think those things are?

He is definitely rough around the edges,
but he does have a big heart.

Let me show you around. Oh, my God.
Whose taste is this?

My taste. I live here.

All I know is I can't stand it.

Well, you don't have to live here. I
don't have to live here. You don't have

visit.

I am very upset about this because this
doesn't even make any sense.

Who in the hell walks into a store,
sells two $14 rates, and I guarantee you

anything right from that new debit card
in his pocket? Am I crazy? Do I not tell

you right from wrong?

Yeah. So you tell us what your plan is
to get something

positive going on in your life.

Just stop making dumb decisions.

But who could deny that the mighty Mama
Joyce is the most revered and reviled

family member after she gave us the
number five moment right at the dining

table when she delivered her ultimatum
before dessert.

Is this a work in progress?

We're working at it, even though I do
feel your opportunity.

What do you think I'm getting out of it?

Let me tell you, ain't no real behind,
no.

Ain't no ocean deep enough.

Ain't no desert hot enough to kick me
off your ass, baby.

What are you over here reciting lyrics
to a song for? We was getting bonded.

Right. We bonded. We bonded. We might
just have a different way of bonding.

No, we bonded.

Coming up next, the biggest beast in
Housewives history.

Oh, my God. Candy, don't do that. I'll
drag you in this bitch.

Over ten seasons, there's been no
shortage of flare -ups and fights among

ladies.

Over

ten

years, we've witnessed plenty of beefs.

And when the gloves come off, no one
came away unbruised.

It's going down.

They have a lot of history. Both of them
said the same thing about each other.

Neither one of them wanted to work
together.

When Kandi was recording with Kim on
Don't Be Tardy and Kim booted Nene off

song, it was Kandi who first felt the
sting of Nene's anger.

I'm free for you to come talk to because
I don't talk about you. I don't even

know you. I don't spend my time talking
about you.

Nene knows how to push people's buttons,
especially mine.

Oh, look at the zebras.

The women may have been in a foreign
country having an African safari, but

whatever language Sheree and Marlo
started speaking when things got heated

remains an unsolved mystery.

They gonna tear this place up.

When Kenya was a late arrival at Nene's
pillow talk pajama party and got crunk

with Nene, it was the men who decided to
fight for the women's honor.

But when push came to shove and Candy
got

involved, she wasn't playing.

I will drag that hoe into your business.

Oh, my God. Kim, don't do that.

I will drag you in this bitch.

Did you guys know I brought a helmet in
case you guys wanted to, like, poke your

heels in me? Did you? Let me see. When
Kim tried to cut short a confrontation

with Sharae by walking out of the
restaurant... You guys want to sit here

concoct your... You both can go... I
hope God strikes both my kids dead

you're a liar.

You're a liar.

Sheree was right behind her and suddenly
did the unthinkable.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Get your
hands off of me, bitch.

Sheree, your hair is fake, too.

It's just weave, boo. I can't take it
off like you do, though.

I need you to fill me in on what's been
going on. Is there drama going on? Yeah,

well, you know Mama Joyce don't like
to... While Candy was trying on wedding

dresses, Mama Joyce was trying out new
ways to throw a wrench in her daughter's

plan.

Actually, make that a shoe.

You know I'm better than anybody.

You'd be around talking to her. Why
would you say something like that? Well,

what I say, what everybody else says.

It ain't no everybody. You are
everybody.

The last time I saw Portia, Portia said
to me, the door is closed.

In San Francisco, there was another and
a long line of epic blow -ups between

NeNe and Portia.

But this one received an assist from the
helping hands of a friend.

You said that you brought me here so
you'd take me out. No, no, no, I didn't

bring your ass here. I helped you to
stay here. So you want to build someone

and tear them down? No, you want to
build me up and tear me down. Excuse me,

that's what you just did.

That's what you just did on national
television. No, no, that's what you just

did. No, I did not. You sit your ass on
that dish next to the top of that bush.

What bush? And you're thinking nobody's
going to come for you. And what did I

say? Listen, plenty of things.

Roll your tapes back. What did I say?
Roll your tapes.

Looking back, it's easy to see that the
combination of alcohol, sunshine, and a

boatload of women with issues was a
powder pig waiting to explode.

But at the time, no one expected it to
come from Cynthia.

Very glad Candy helped you with that
song, because if she hadn't helped you,

would not even have a beat going.

But probably our biggest beat, coming in
at number four on our top ten list,

burst into flames on a speeding tour bus
to Miami when Kim and NeNe gave us

their own version of Road Rage.

She said, I go and sing a song at night.
Do you know what goes into singing a

f***ing song? I don't really care what
goes into a singing song. I don't really

care. You're a mature, dumb b***h.

Up next, the events are fabulous.

Please just sort her out. This lady
here. I'm sorry.

And the lies are stunning.

This baby gave me to come up out of
here.

I thought you were five months pregnant.

Let's be honest.

We have all wished for a personal
invitation to one of the over -the -top

from the Atlanta Peaches.

Let's have some fun.

But thanks to the Housewives' endless
desire to outdo each other, Is this a

Cynthia Bailey event? Okay.

we've witnessed some fantastic and
fabulous events over the years.

Oh my god!

Can we have a few cocktails?

In case the cocktails have clouded your
memory, here's a list of the best events

of the decade.

I've come up with a name for my line,
She by Sheree. Ten years ago, we

the much -anticipated debut of She by
Sheree.

Almost. My samples.

Oh, my gosh.

They look a mess. They're horrible. They
look cheap. We're just going to make

this a fabulous party.

There's no clothes.

I never said what we were viewing. It
was a debut.

She by Sheree is coming.

Who was this wonderful person that was
given a fashion show with no fashions?

How dreadful.

Phaedra's baby shower was where we all
learned the definition of bougetto.

This is Apollo Liner.

Bougie and ghetto at the same time.

Bougetto.

Cynthia's Bailey Bowl was another
example of her events being cursed by

when Kenya made the mistake of bringing
Marlo into Nene's presence.

When Kenya threw a Hollywood -themed
party to honor powerful black women in

film, she got a bit carried away and
threw Portia out as well for her costume

faux pas.

It was way back in the spring of 2012
when Sharae embarked on the long journey

of creating her massive family home, and
it first took the name we've grown to

love. It looks like a chateau. Chateau
Sharae. Yeah, Chateau Sharae. But after

countless jokes... Girl!

Chateau! She ain't done yet. Also known
as Chateau in Shamble. Chateau, she

can't pay.

Chateau, she ain't doing shit over
there.

Chateau, the bitch ain't never going to
live here.

We come to our most anticipated event
ever and number three on our top ten

countdown when Sharae finally welcomed
Atlanta's elite into her chateau.

Lord.

After all these years, I am standing
inside Chateau Shreve.

Is this the basement? I don't even think
we're supposed to be down here. Oh, my

God.

She said her house was more finished
than mine.

Oh, hell no!

Who in my basement?

Who went in the basement? Tell me real
quick. We went in the basement. We're

sorry if we weren't supposed to go. Why
are you just being an asshole?

We had a long... The

ladies

like to say that keeping it real and 100
are what they strive for.

Everybody knows there's two sides to
every story and somewhere in the middle

lies the truth. But when the truth is a
bit inconvenient, they've also reached

down and pulled out a flat out lie.

I never lie.

Please play the pink tape. Over the last
decade, you could always count on

someone to tell a lie and someone to
call him out for it. The truth always

out. The cream always rises to the top.

Back in season three, a very pregnant
Phaedra was having some trouble adding.

This baby getting ready to come up out
of here.

I thought you were five months pregnant.

Yeah, my due date was July 26th to
August 1st.

But isn't it dangerous to have a baby at
six, seven months?

I ain't never heard of no doctor that do
that. Me either. Right. Look, chicks

from the hood don't even know who
they're pregnant by and they know how

are. It was either not his baby or she
got pregnant before she got married. Y

'all got to give me some advice because
I don't know nothing about babies.

Apollo reached new depths when he threw
this one out about Kenya.

At the end of the day, you know, I
really don't care much for her. Maybe

should stop texting me then.

Stop texting?

Since we left Anguilla, you've been
trying to get with me.

I was in L .A. at the Beverly Wilshire.
She was trying to get with me. I would

do to you what your wife don't do to
you. Oh, you are so crazy.

Come on.

Every time you see me, you want to try
to get with me.

But finally, the guilt got to Apollo,
and he came clean.

The issue that I have with you, Apollo,
is the fact that you lied on me.

You went around telling people that I
saw you in L .A. I said I apologize. I

should not have told my wife that you
offered me fellatio.

What? Apollo is apologizing for lying
about this whole fellatio business?

Am I hearing this right? I apologize if
I made you feel less of a woman.

Who can forget Kim Klain about how very
popular her box is?

Let me tell you about Annie.

When I lick my box. Don't tell me she
offered to lick your box.

She just.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if it's getting juicy.

But in a decade of doozies, one lie
sinks down lower than all others, and it

comes in at number two in our top ten
countdown.

It was the lie that Portia heard and
then delivered right to Candy.

And it was a shot that ricocheted in
ways the liar never expected.

Let me tell you what I heard about you.
That you and your husband have planned

on drugging me and taking me back to
your house. God damn!

I don't want to be known as a liar,
period.

So what I want to do is have Phaedra
speak because she's the one who told me

that Kandi said that.

You said that?

That I wanted to drug her. I repeated it
because I heard it.

No, you told me she said it to you.

Oh, see, there you go. There you go.

The lies. There you go. The lies.

Coming up next.

The Shadiest Reads as we count down our
top ten moments in real Housewives

history. I need to go to read school.

Watch and learn.

They say there are no dumb questions.

What is so insane?

It just means that you're saying
something that might not be so nice.

For 10 years, we've witnessed the
Housewives develop the fine art of

shade and reading.

Read, not read.

Never be a friend.

No, I did not get read. You got read.

Get ready to take some notes in the Real
Housewives Masterclass of Read and

Shade. I need to go to read school.

Read school. Read school.

Okay, let's just role play. You be Kim,
I'm be Kim. I'm Kim. Watch and learn,

girl. Watch and learn.

Nakim, do you not know I'm black
Hollywood royalty?

Well, this is when you get hood. I've
never seen you in black Hollywood and

white either.

I'm going to put you out.

I'm going to dismiss you. Security.

Security.

I never felt the need to attack Peter in
a way where I named

anybody. In the season eight reunion,
Portia didn't like how Cynthia called

out for spreading rumors about Peter.

I'm not the only person on here to be
talking about the married man thing.

all over the internet and you know it,
so please stop. It's all over the

internet about Peter and his women.
Okay, fine, so why are you acting like I

can't forget? Besides the internet, it's
all over Atlanta, girl. Welcome to any

girl that's 19 years old.

Find out how your waitresses are getting
paid, okay? And it's full of penis.

Close your legs to married men.

You heard it. Close your legs to marry
me.

Wow, Mimi.

Is he really married? You are absolutely
right. You heard it.

Athlete. I know how.

Just watch out, Natalie.

In season six of The Vineyard, Cynthia's
friend Natalie got on Candy's wrong

side real quick.

How do you know that?

I have a girlfriend named Ani, a very
good friend of mine, and that's his ex

-girlfriend. He kind of, you know, broke
her heart, you know. Aww.

He always found himself in a better
situation.

Ah, Natalie, don't water it down.

No offense to you. Nobody really cares
about your friend.

And I'm successful.

I can't help it. And I look good. So
that means he has no reason to cheat.

He came up. Give it to him. Give it up.

Todd's been yapping away about me owing
him money, but he's conveniently left

out that he owes me an exercise DVD.

I think where it got a little gray for
me was when the final payment for the

project wasn't paid.

For me, it felt like communication just
stopped.

Poor Todd.

He must be scrounging around the couch
cushions for a spare change and

through the ashtrays for quarters since
I heard that his L .A. TV projects are

all dried up.

Or maybe his weekly allowance from Miss
Candy isn't keeping him afloat anymore.

It was in Mexico when this chilly shade
seemed to block out the sun for weeks.

This is what you need to do. You need to
stay out of women's business.

You are the only husband, boyfriend,
fiance that gets involved in women's

business. We happen to like Peter a
whole lot better than Patricia.

You need to stay out of women's
business. You stop trying to be a damn

Well, Marlo, how did you get your money
game up?

God. No, bitch. God gave you a hole for
you to make your money from.

I never called Kingie a hoe, because I
don't know whether she's a hoe or not.

But she done been around the block now.
You and him jumped in the swimming pool

together in Anguilla.

Mm -hmm. I don't know how many times,
but you've been around there.

But even as frosty as all that shade
was, our number one moment in the top

countdown comes from who else?

But Phaedra, Phaedra, Phaedra, Phaedra.

While she's sitting around running
around talking about my husband and my,

father of my children, and she spends
her weekends peddling through sperm

looking through catalogs to try to find
the donor. Honey, you don't know if your

baby dad will be an ax murderer or a
child molester because what you will

is that he needed $10 to get him a
medium -sized pizza so he ejaculated in

so you could have a kid. Now check that.

Ooh. Is that safe, Pedro?

For 10 years, the Atlanta Housewives
have never failed to be entertaining.

fascinating, funny, and shady as hell.

I'm in my 40s. When you were my age, you
had edges.

Claudia is reading Nene like hooked on
funny.

As we begin our second decade together,
you can be sure that the Peaches will be

looking fierce, living fabulous, and
always asking that age -old question.

Who said that? Who said that? Who said
that?

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