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I'm going down south. I'm going to have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks without temptation.
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I'm going down south. I'm going to leave
my woes behind.
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And we're parking day or night. People
shouting, howdy, neighbor.
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And on up south, I'm going to see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.
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How was school today, bud?
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It was fine.
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Look, Stan, I know it's been really hard
for you the past month with us not
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having a home.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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I've tried to find work, but there's
just not a lot out there. And with the
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government shutdown, I can't get my job
back with the USGS.
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Times are hard, and I know we all miss
Tegrity.
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I don't miss Tegrity, Dad. I just hate
that our family is living in a motel.
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It's really embarrassing.
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Well, that's what I need to tell you,
Stan.
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There's some good news. We're moving out
of the motel.
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Wait, really? We can live in a house
again?
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Well, no, we can't afford a house, so
we're moving in with your grandpa.
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Moving in with grandpa?
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This is a bunch of bull crap!
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First you stick me in this place, and
then you all come along?
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Pretty nice, huh, guys?
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There's a TV, a microwave, and we have
bingo on Thursdays. There has to be
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somewhere else we can live.
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Come on, Stan.
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You have that space over there by
Grandpa's shit pan.
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You can't make me stay here. This is
completely inhumane.
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That's what I said.
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Didn't work.
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Okay, so then over here is where you're
going to have the big golden pillars
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that you guys wanted.
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Oh, yeah, that's great.
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Okay, and then right over here is where
we're going to put your dance floor.
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All right.
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Wait, dance floor?
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I thought we were knocking the east wing
down to make room for the nursery.
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The what?
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The nursery.
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You said all this remodeling was for the
baby, not to make room for more of your
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stupid parties.
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Hey, relax, guys. We can just stick the
baby in the back. Wow.
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Okay, so obviously I have no say in this
remodel.
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Mr. President, sir, I'm very sorry, but
we need to speak with you urgently.
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It's a matter of national security.
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We don't want to frighten you, Mr.
President, but we've received
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that someone might be trying to stop
your baby from being born.
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What?
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Who?
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We don't know who yet, sir, but Pam
Bondi has been looking into it.
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That's right, sir. We won't let any harm
come to the baby of the greatest
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president that ever lived. You are
without equal, sir. Okay, Pam. And we
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honored to be... Pam, Pam, sorry. You
got a little shit on your nose there.
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Oh, do I?
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Did I get it?
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No, it's still there.
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If someone is trying to harm the baby,
then we must know who.
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Well, there is one theory.
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Some people believe that by demolishing
the East Wing, we may have unleashed
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some sort of wrath.
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What kind of wrath?
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Vengeful wrath.
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What the hell is going on? I was
supposed to be in Washington.
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There has been a change in plan, Mr.
Teal.
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They are on to us at the White House.
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But how?
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How did they find out?
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Someone must have heard us talking. Do
you still have the child?
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Yes, he's here. I have him heavily
sedated.
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It should last another six, seven hours.
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But I can't keep him here forever.
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You'll just have to wait until it is
safe.
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I think some brown noser here is after
my job.
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Hey.
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Come on in.
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You guys can't tell anybody that I'm
living here.
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Dan, you shouldn't be embarrassed, all
right?
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Everyone's having a hard time right now.
Yeah, everyone's having a hard time.
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And you know what the problem is?
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Nobody's doing anything about it. How
many weeks has it been now, dealing with
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one stupid thing after another? The
truth is, I think a lot of people are
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afraid to admit that South Park sucks
now.
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South Park sucks now? Yeah, everyone
knows it. South Park sucks now. And it's
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because of all this political shit.
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We're just getting totally bogged down
in it. Remember when we used to do
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Just us guys?
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Ever since all this political crap took
over, it's like, what? Like, what
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happened to us?
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Like, Kenny, I haven't even heard you
say anything in, like, four months.
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Well, what the fuck do I want to say,
dude?
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You see, that's what I mean.
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We don't even know what to say.
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South Park's getting ruined, and all us
Gen Alpha kids are just sitting here
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watching it happen.
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You're right, dude.
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But what do we do?
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I know exactly what to do.
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Hey guys, are you sick and tired of
what's happening to our town? Do you
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like it's broken and going nowhere?
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Then click below and join our online
community, South Park Sucks Now. Things
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clearly not right here, and if you're
like us, you're fed up. South Park Sucks
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Now. So please, like and subscribe,
smash the button, upvote, whatever the
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you need to do. Because together, we can
make a difference.
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Mr.
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President, we don't want you to be
afraid.
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Tell us exactly what it is you think you
saw.
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Ever since I tore down the East Wing,
there's this thing that keeps appearing.
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What kind of thing?
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Sometimes I see it in a mirror or in the
hallway.
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President Trump, you are an incredible
man.
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Whatever this is, we have your back.
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Pam, Pam, you got some shit on your nose
again.
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Really?
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Mr. President, this entity you speak of,
how many times has it appeared?
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It appears more and more lately.
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I can't get away from it.
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It's everywhere I go.
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It's here right now.
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In the corner.
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I'm pretty sure that's your wife, sir.
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Maybe it's somehow trying to
communicate.
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Don't worry, we won't let anything
happen to you.
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Help! Where did Pam Bondi go?
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What? Pam Bondi! She's gone!
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But she was sitting right here!
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Pam! Pam!
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Where's Pam Bondi?
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I'm right here, sir.
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Look, it's back!
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What's back?
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You've got some shit on your nose again!
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Oh my God, what is going on?
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Nothing!
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God, 630?
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Yeah, fucking sucks, doesn't it?
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Holy shit.
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What?
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Holy shit.
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756 ,000 likes, you guys. We just built
a massive online community.
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Wow. I can't believe how many people
agree with us. I thought we could get 50
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60 kids from school to sign up, but this
is incredible.
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All right, we've got everyone's
attention, so what do we do now?
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What do you mean, dude? It's obvious.
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It's time for phase two.
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Hey, guys. If you've come here, then
you're likely joining the chorus of
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that's fed up with the direction our
town is going.
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We all want change in our community.
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And now, there's an opportunity to truly
make your voices heard.
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community in America.
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This used to be a great town before all
the politics came and ruined it all. Get
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in on our crypto mean coin with its
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Each coin is just $9 .95, but could be
worth ten times that overnight.
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Wait, a mean coin?
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project. Participation is voluntary and
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who fully understand the risks
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financial authority. Please review all
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financial advisor before engaging in
digital asset transactions.
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What are you talking about?
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The woman is alive!
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She's in the fucking bathroom!
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We've double -checked everything, sir.
All the exterior doors are locked. No
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windows have been breached.
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And yet the president swears something
was in the room with him. Is he going to
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be all right?
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Pretty shaken.
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Pam Bondi is in there now trying to calm
him down and make him feel better.
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Pam?
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Oh, my God!
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Stan, what are we doing?
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What do you mean, dude? We're trying to
change things.
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By selling cryptocurrency?
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What's wrong with trying to make a
little money while also pointing out the
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things wrong with our town?
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What's wrong with our town? I have to do
something, Kyle. I'm nine years old and
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I live in a retirement home.
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And you really think crypto is your way
out? Do you even know anything about how
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that stuff works?
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Well, actually, we have a really strong
crypto advisor.
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Your cousin on the East Coast.
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My cousin?
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on your coin, boys. The pre -sale really
popped.
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We cleared 100 grand in volume before
liquidity even locked. The tokens really
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got traction.
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And we don't ever have to pay anything,
right?
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Nope, you never pay anything. You guys
created the coin, so all you do is
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from it.
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See, I told you. That's what the answer
do.
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Now, we just need to keep creating hype
around the South Park Sucks Now digital
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coin, so we need to come up with things
to give people FOMO and make them ape
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even harder.
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You guys, this isn't about a coin. It's
about a movement.
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Oh, that's really good.
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Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
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This isn't about a coin. It's about a
movement. Yeah, that's some savvy
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right there. So what kind of time frame
are we looking at to get our money? I
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need it as fast as possible.
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Well, I think we're looking at a classic
rug pull in just a few days. Once we
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pump the coin high as it'll go, then I
can register for an MSB with the federal
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government. The federal government?
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That sounds hard.
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Oh, no, it's going to be easy. The
crypto corruption at the White House is
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the chain. We're going to screw a lot of
people out of their money, boys. It's
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going to be fantastic.
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Yes? Ah, yes. We're paranormal
investigators.
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We've been asked to come and investigate
the mysterious woman in the hat.
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I am Stephen Miller, senior advisor to
the president for immigration and
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domestic policy.
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Won't you come in?
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My God, it's incredible.
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Subject is showing some kind of viscous
residue on her nose.
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Well, what the fuck is it?
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Sometimes there's a physical
manifestation of spiritual energy, a
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the spiritual world and ours. In this
case, it appears to be some kind of
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rectoplasm.
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Rectoplasm? What is it made of? It's
unbelievable. The rectoplasm seems to be
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% flail fish sandwich.
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This is a fact you super nerd!
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Two paranormal investigators were
indicted today on federal charges of
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falsifying data.
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The president said that the bad people
manipulated readings and reports to make
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fake news.
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The charges were filed by Attorney
General Pam Bondi, who said that the
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president is a great man, even if he
does eat his own semen. In other news,
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people are saying that South Park sucks
now. The small mountain town in Colorado
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has been a hotbed of political activity
in recent weeks.
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And three local Gen Alpha boys are
vowing to put a stop to it.
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Okay, we're mooning.
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We're mooning.
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All right, that's got to be it.
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Okay, we're done mooning. I think we're
ready to dump.
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Okay, sounds good.
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I'm on the Estella train right now. I
should be in D .C. by 6 .30 to meet with
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Don Jr.
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Once I get White House approval, we
should be able to do the rug pull.
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I'm out, dude.
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Kyle?
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Kyle, wait!
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Dude, you can't quit now!
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Do you know how much money we're about
to make? I thought you were sick of the
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way South Park was going, Stan.
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I am.
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So then why are you trying to engineer a
rug pull in conjunction with the
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federal government?
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Bro, it's the world we live in, okay?
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I mean, at least we're being men and
taking some control.
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Look at Kenny. He's doing stuff now.
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Yeah, but what are these things?
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I know it sucks to be living in an old
folks' home, Stan, but you can't fix
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things if you're only thinking about
yourself.
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Yes?
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Ah, yes. I'm with the South Park Sucks
Now cryptocurrency.
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We're trying to fuck a bunch of people
out of their money. Is Don Jr. around?
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Ah, yes. He's been expecting you.
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Do come in.
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Oh, Jesus. It's a little drafty in here.
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You'll have to excuse the conditions.
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The Master has taken down the East Wing
and unleashed a wrath.
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Oh, Jesus, it's a mummy! No, no,
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that's just the head of the FCC.
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He's lost his freedom of speech.
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Come,
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Don Junior is this way.
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Thanks so much for taking my meeting,
Don Jr. We've got an incredible crypto
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opportunity here, and we just need your
help taking a big dump.
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That sounds really great. There's
nothing I like better than a big crypto
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So sorry I had to bug you this late in
the evening, but time really is of the
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essence.
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We need everyone to gather in the dining
room.
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Immediately.
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In the dining room? Why?
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We are going to have a seance.
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It's time to confront the spirit here.
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The spirit?
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What spirit?
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Yeah,
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I can see the price is going down. What
the hell is he doing?
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Hello,
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you've reached Pump and Dump Crypto
Advisors. Let us know how we can help
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fuck people over. Just leave a message.
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Dude, what is going on? Our token's
value totally peaked and it's starting
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down. Whatever approval you have to get
at the White House, we need it now!
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God damn it!
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I don't know, Kenny, okay? Shut up
already!
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Oh, Jesus, this is a little creepy.
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Are we having dinner? I'm allergic to
dairy.
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Everyone, please put your hands on the
table.
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I am speaking to the entity in this
house.
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Is this a good time to talk turkey? I
just need to go over some quick
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We know you are sad.
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We know you are lonely.
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But we must ask you to leave our
president alone.
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Oh, my God. This is really scary.
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The president is a great man.
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And he does not deserve to be tormented
like this.
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Restless spirit.
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We only wish to communicate.
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Holy shit, he's right back in there.
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What is this?
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Deception.
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Deception.
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Maybe we should stop this.
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No, I want to hear what it has to say.
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Epstein.
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No, no, you're right. Let's stop this.
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You.
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What? You?
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What did he do?
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He lies.
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Ah, you fucking bitch.
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Corruption.
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She's not possessed.
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Hembund is trying to get my fucking job.
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Oh, I can't do this.
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Lies. This man is mad.
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I gotta get out of here.
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It's all true.
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We've been dealing in deception and
lies.
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We've all been getting filthy rich off
of crypto. Oh, Jesus.
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We've lied and we've cheated.
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Crypto's just a giant money laundering
scheme for the rich to get richer.
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don't haunt us anymore.
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We're sorry.
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We're all very sorry.
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This is the first year in America.
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A massive crypto fraud has been exposed
at the White House.
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and the perpetrator has been indicted. A
ghostly wrath that was unleashed in the
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East Wing exposed the traitor at a
seance last night. The traitor is now
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bars and serving 10 years for fraud.
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Charges, of course, were once again
filed by Pam Bondi, who said, we will
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continue to indict anyone who says bad
stuff about our amazing president.
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I'm sorry, Kyle. I should have listened
to you.
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I guess there's just no really going
back to the way things used to be.
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Things will get back, Stan.
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I know it's hard to see right now, but
things will go back to normal.
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And in the meantime, we just have to
make the most of where we are.
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All right, seniors, just move with the
rhythm now.
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If I didn't care.
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Good! More than words can say
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If I didn't care
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Would I feel this way
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If this is a flaw
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