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Ah, Kevin.
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Portrait of the artist as a young man?
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No.
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Portrait of a young man flunking art.
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I'm trying to do Prince Charles, but...
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Really?
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Well, you certainly seem to
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have captured something of him.
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Why did I take this class?
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Because art is a wonderful
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opportunity for self-expression.
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You know, I can't do this, John.
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Oh, now, now, Kevin, look.
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Start with the eyes.
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They are the mirror of the soul.
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Now, look. A little indentation here.
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Another little one there.
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Then some contour with the thumbnail.
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And voila!
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Hey, that's pretty good.
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You've done this before, right?
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Once or twice.
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But the point is, in art, as
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in every creative endeavor,
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one must deal from personal experience.
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Oh, yeah?
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Sculpt somebody you know,
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somebody you have a feeling for,
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an attitude about.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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Hey, go look around.
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Thanks. Actually, that's not so bad.
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Okra, yuck.
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Got it.
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Beaks, double yuck.
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Sauerkraut.
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Good riddance.
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Flower, all purpose.
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I didn't know it was open.
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Let me guess.
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The Pillsbury Doe Girl. Real funny.
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What's all this?
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It's for the food and
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clothing drive at the mall.
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Yeah, we're getting rid of
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all our junk food.
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Oh, I see.
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Baked beans, navy beans, pinto
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beans, doing a remake of
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Blazing Saddles.
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They're the homeless people
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of Pittsburgh.
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Oh, and don't they deserve a
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balanced diet, a little
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variety, such as this beef ravioli,
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or these sliced canned
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peaches, or these chocolate
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chip cookies?
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Oh, come on, we like that stuff.
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Come on, come on, it won't take long.
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Yeah, I'd love to, kid, really,
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but I got a lot of mail here.
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Oh, but your head, your face,
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they look so simple.
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Thanks for the compliment.
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Hey, wait up!
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Of course I'm happy you got
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the interview.
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It's not just an interview,
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it's an interview with Peter Uberon,
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the genius behind the Olympic Games,
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Commissioner of Baseball, Times
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Man of the Year.
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But it's Saturday, and we
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hardly see each other as it is.
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I know. I know.
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Hey, what are you doing with
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my SpaghettiOs?
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Giving them away.
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What is all this stuff?
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It's for the food drive. Oh, right.
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Yeah, this is all for the
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homeless people of Pittsburgh.
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Homeless? They can't even heat
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this stuff.
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Dad.
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Well, why don't we just
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unload the okra like we did last year?
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Because, as Jack London
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stated, a bone to the dog is
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not charity.
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Charity is a bone shared with
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the dog, when you are just
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as hungry as the dog.
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Dad, what Mr. Bell, what
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you're saying is if what you
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give doesn't mean anything to
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you, then it doesn't mean anything.
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Yeah!
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Well, I think it's a lovely
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sentiment, and I'm really
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happy to see you kids getting involved.
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Come on, Wes, let's get this
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stuff out of here.
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Angela's mom should be here soon.
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That's the spirit.
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Hey, hey, that's my old
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varsity sweater.
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So?
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I love this sweater.
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Mr. Belvedere says we should sacrifice.
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Well, let's start.
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Streaks on the china, never
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mattered before, who cares,
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when you dropkicked your jacket,
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As you came through the door,
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no one bled
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But sometimes things get
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turned around and no one spared
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All hands look out below,
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there's a change in the status quo
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Gonna need all the help that we can get
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According to our new arrival,
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life is more than mere survival
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We just might live a good life, yeah.
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Tom-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
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Clay-sara-sara
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Whatever we'll be, we'll be
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Da-da-dee-dee-dee
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La-da-da-da-dee Hold me.
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Come on. It's okay.
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Hello, children.
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Hi
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Hello and you are she's a bad lady.
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Thank you
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She lives at the mall at
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least until closest then she
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lives outside the mall.
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Yeah in a cardboard box
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split level or colonial
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Hey everybody, I'm on my mom
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I didn't know we had company
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Heather and Wesley have
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brought a friend home from the mall.
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Oh, my.
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It's just we dropped off all
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the food and stuff,
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and we saw her sitting
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there, shivering.
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Yeah, so I figured she'd like
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to come home with us.
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That's okay, isn't it?
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Well, gee, honey.
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Well, I thought you said we
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should get involved.
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I did, and I...
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And your mother's very proud. I am.
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I am.
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So, she can stay?
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Well, I, uh...
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Neat! You wanna watch TV?
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I would, madame, care to have a seat?
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Make herself comfortable?
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Take a load off?
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Okay, give me all your nines.
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Come on, you gotta have nines.
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I asked for everything else.
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Boy, try to go fish with some people.
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Well, I don't care what you say.
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We've got a person in need here.
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I think your attitude stinks!
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Who is that? A recording.
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That's giving them what for?
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I can't believe it.
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Every government agency I call
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is closed.
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Well, it is the weekend.
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Homeless people don't know
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from weekends.
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It's just another joyless day
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in their miserable, pathetic lives.
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Is that cauliflower?
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No end to the suffering, is there?
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Okay, Owen's bringing it down for her.
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He's setting up the pattern.
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He passes it to the bag lady
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and it's out of balance.
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Wesley.
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I know, I know, not in the house.
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You're lucky you don't have
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this problem.
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I'm home. Hi, honey.
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Come on, baby.
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Pack your bags and put on
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your high-heeled sneakers.
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Mama and Papa are steppin' out tonight.
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Huh? So what's goin' on?
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That you brought. What a prince.
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Room service brings us up a
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couple of T-bones.
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Then he gives me this
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terrific interview.
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Gets a phone call. He's got a blow.
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Out of town.
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Really?
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So, guess who's got the
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Ambassador's Suite at the
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Carlisle Hotel until checkout
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time tomorrow?
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Us.
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Yeah.
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Honey, we can't.
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Oh, it's got something to do
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with Miss America over there,
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doesn't it?
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It's starting to rain out there.
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Hey, Dad. Hey, Wes.
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Meet our bad lady?
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You brought her home from the mall.
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She doesn't say much.
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She lives in a box.
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Sounds like Jerry Mahoney. Hey, Dad.
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Hey, kitten.
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Look, I've been calling a
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bunch of agencies, trying to
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find you something, but it's tech.
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So in the meantime, do you
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like meatloaf?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What's going on?
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She's just staying for dinner.
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Your mother and I have plans tonight.
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Well, honey, we can go next weekend.
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That suite goes for 750 bucks a night.
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They give you little bathrobes
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and they put little mints on
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your pillow.
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Mr. Belvedere says...
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Belvedere.
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Belvedere, someone call.
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Yeah, I understand we have company.
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Yes.
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I also understand you're responsible.
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I suppose so.
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That really pulls my chain.
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Actually, you do look a little flushed.
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Let's talk.
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If I'm not out in ten
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minutes, somebody call the authorities.
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That isn't rinsed yet.
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I don't care. I like them dirty.
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I hope you don't mind if I
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work while we chat.
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I have dinner to prepare.
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How about it? Thing is...
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Yes?
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This morning, when you were
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cleaning out our pantry and
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giving away our clothes
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I didn't say anything.
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I could have, but I didn't.
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Hey, you're not hearing a
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word I'm saying.
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Yes, I am.
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Are there no prisons?
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Are there no workhouses? Go on.
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Listen, I don't like anybody
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putting funny stuff in my kids' heads.
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You mean as encouraging the
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children to actually help
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their fellow man?
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Yeah. That's easy.
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You're the type who prefers
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lip service.
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I wanted room service.
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What's the point, John? It ain't fair.
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I mean, we only brought you
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in so we could go out, not
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the other way around.
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What?
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It just ain't working out.
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No, I gather it ain't.
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I mean, we tried.
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We gave it a shot.
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But now it's time for the
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coach to make a little change
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in the lineup.
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I take it I'm being cut from
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the family?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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In the morning, you'll tell
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the kids, we'll say our
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tearful goodbyes, and then
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you're out of here.
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Under my own steam, or would
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a rail be more appropriate?
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Go ahead and yuck it up. I don't mind.
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I feel terrific.
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Bully for you.
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I'm gonna go out there, I'm
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gonna show our little lady
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friend the front door,
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then I'm gonna grab my wife,
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we're checking into the Carlisle,
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and this dude's putting his
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house in order.
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Here, I think this one might fit.
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Hey, that's dad's!
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So?
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Nothing.
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Wes, Heather, now for just one...
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Aw, man, she's wearing my sweater.
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Dinner. You hungry?
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Better than a garbage disposal.
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Wesley.
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Wes, come on.
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Ow!
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Whoa, that's putting on the
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old feed bag.
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Keep chowing down like that,
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you'd be popping right out of
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that sweater.
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Albedeer.
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What?
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I believe our guest of honor
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would like seconds on the potatoes.
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At your service, madame.
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Hey, Dad, maybe you can find
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your job on your paper.
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Oh, come on, Dad, there's
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gotta be something.
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We need a drama critic.
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Hey, hey, toss some of those
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spuds my way.
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Mr.
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Belvedere. Forgive me, Mrs.
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Owens. Sometimes my arthritis flares
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up in the rain.
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Gravy?
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Is it me or is it hot in here?
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I'm dying.
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All right, who's been playing
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with the thermostat?
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It's all the way up.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't touch that dial.
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It's a hundred degrees in here.
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I like it, Bobby.
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So, hot enough for you?
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Nice try, man.
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Yeah, me and Kevin are
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sweating like pigs.
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Great.
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So how about trading for a
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nice tea set you can play house?
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George, what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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To give the intrusion, that
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is Madame Lafarge spending the night.
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Oh, no.
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I mean, yes.
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I don't know, George.
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Sleeping a nude?
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I'll prepare the guest room. But Mr.
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Belvedere.
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Yes?
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That's your room.
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You've got to help me.
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Oh?
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Witch Hazel won't give me my sweater.
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I've tried everything. Try explosives.
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Blow her out of it.
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Got any on you?
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Come on, you're good in
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these situations.
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I no longer have a situation.
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Look, it's my lucky sweater.
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When I met Marsha, I was
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wearing that sweater.
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When I got classified 4F, I
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was wearing that sweater.
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My first kid. All my kids.
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I get the point, George.
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Look, I just can't believe
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you're gonna let me, Canning,
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get in the way of our friendship.
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What friendship?
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Okay, forget that.
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Ever heard of Robin Roberts?
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Used to pitch with the Phillies.
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Oh, please.
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Spent 14 seasons with the
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ball club, gave him the best
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years of his life.
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And they traded him, just
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like that, without so much as
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a thank you.
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And you know what?
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00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,601
That day, he still went out
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00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,380
there and pitched a three hitter.
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What do you think of that?
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I think you made it up.
404
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I didn't know you followed sports.
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Okay, I'll give it a try.
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Thanks.
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Of course, you realize I'm
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playing under protest.
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Boy, it's really coming down out there.
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Yeah, great. Okay, TV.
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Who was the Lone Ranger's
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00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,741
faithful companion?
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That's close enough, huh? Yeah, fine.
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Ah! Everybody seems to be
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having a rousing time.
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My, what a lovely sweater.
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00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,530
You know, in India,
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when someone admires something
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of yours,
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00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:11,090
it's customary to give it to them.
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00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,810
So you want to play? Go ahead.
422
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,730
I gotta go. She's talking.
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00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,230
You're talking!
424
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Yeah. So? Well, nothing.
425
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It's just that
426
00:18:20,451 --> 00:18:22,610
we're a little surprised. That's all.
427
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Oh.
428
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,610
Hey, you can't leave.
429
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,690
Yeah, it's raining. It's okay.
430
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:31,170
Hey, I found you a place.
431
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:33,090
It's the old armory downtown.
432
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It's a little crowded because
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of the rain, but if you
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00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:35,951
hurry, they can find you a
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car or something.
436
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:37,750
Thanks.
437
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,090
Hey, look, we'll drive you.
438
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,010
You don't have to.
439
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:40,611
Oh, no, no.
440
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,290
We want to. Right, honey?
441
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,030
Sure.
442
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,550
It's up to you.
443
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,611
Most folks go a mile out of
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their way to avoid me.
445
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:52,090
You folks, you folks been pretty good.
446
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,210
Nice kids. Thank you.
447
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,070
Well. Shall we?
448
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,650
Yeah, I'll take that.
449
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,130
Come on, bad lady.
450
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,630
Let's get our coats.
451
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:13,020
Oh, you probably want this.
452
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,880
Yeah, thanks.
453
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,940
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
454
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,581
Look, tonight, you and me
455
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:24,380
with the sweater and everything,
456
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,220
I kind of, you know,
457
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,160
Ever stayed at the Carlisle Hotel?
458
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,680
Ambassador's suite.
459
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,140
It's yours till noon tomorrow.
460
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,230
You brought?
461
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,410
He's got a sense of humor.
462
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,410
I'm glad somebody does. Hey, Ed.
463
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,410
Hey, Kevin.
464
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,550
What you watching?
465
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,590
Tell him without pity.
466
00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:10,910
What's that in your hand?
467
00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:12,930
Mr. Potato Head.
468
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:15,450
Great.
469
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,970
Hey gang. Hey dad.
470
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,690
Want a mint?
471
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,510
Molly told us you don't need sweets.
472
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:25,370
She also told us her name was Molly.
473
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,350
Pretty neat, huh?
474
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,490
Yeah.
475
00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:29,850
So I guess you saw the room, huh?
476
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh yeah.
477
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,850
It was real nice.
478
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,391
And for a lady who doesn't talk much,
479
00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:35,231
She sure knows how to order
480
00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:36,731
rim service.
481
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,590
Wow, look at this! Look what Kevin did!
482
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,050
It's just a lump.
483
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,590
No! It's dead! That's amazing.
484
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,790
I know.
485
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,590
Son, I'm speechless.
486
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:54,250
So am I. It's me.
487
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,130
It's noble. It's beautiful. It's Mr.
488
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,630
Belvedere.
489
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,910
You did this?
490
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,651
I merely wanted to demonstrate
491
00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:05,771
to the lad what could be
492
00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:07,850
accomplished if one applied oneself.
493
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,530
Nothing more. It's magnificent.
494
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,570
Just consider it a forget-me-not.
495
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,490
Excuse me. Hey, Belvedere.
496
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,211
Look, if you're willing to
497
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,130
forget what I said out there,
498
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,311
I'm willing to forget what I
499
00:21:21,311 --> 00:21:23,110
said out there. Forget what?
500
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,630
I've already forgotten.
501
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,370
Okay?
502
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,290
Okay. No hard feelings?
503
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,650
None whatsoever.
504
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:31,071
Hey, I don't know what you
505
00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:33,311
guys are talking about, but I
506
00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:34,210
can't turn this in.
507
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,690
I mean, it wouldn't be fair.
508
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,230
Quite right, Kevin.
509
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,480
Now we start over.
510
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,981
Things have settled down since
511
00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:03,000
the appearance of our night visitor.
512
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,581
Wesley and Heather are imbued
513
00:22:04,581 --> 00:22:05,821
with a new sense of purpose
514
00:22:05,821 --> 00:22:06,860
and direction.
515
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:07,780
And Kevin?
516
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,221
Well, even though his
517
00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:10,621
rendition of Gumby was
518
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:11,961
somewhat less than I hoped
519
00:22:11,961 --> 00:22:13,301
for, the important
520
00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,820
thing was he tried.
521
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,061
One note on charity in
522
00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:19,440
general, and George in particular.
523
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,961
I am reminded of the old
524
00:22:20,961 --> 00:22:23,060
quote by John Bunyan.
525
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,561
A man there was, though some
526
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,220
did count him mad.
527
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,040
The more he cast away, the more he had.
528
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:36,050
I'm still here, George.
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