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Heather, the case is closed.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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George, hurry up or we're
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gonna miss the plane.
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Mother, you're not even
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listening to me.
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Yes, I am. And you're still grounded.
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And you get to go to Florida?
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Yeah, cause I get good grades.
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I didn't get a D in Home Ec.
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I don't need that stuff.
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I'm gonna be a career woman.
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You also got a D in English.
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Okay, so I'll be a model. In Europe.
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Heather until you bring me
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some decent grades you're
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grounded and that's that mom
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Here you can take this on
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the plane with you. Oh, what is it?
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It's a swamp for my alligator
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I figured since you're going
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to Florida you can buy me one Wesley.
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Just a baby one. They don't eat much
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What's the matter you're sick already
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It's a suitcase for Wesley's alligator.
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Yeah, Dad. Give me one, please.
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I mean, all you gotta do is
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drive to one of those alligator farms.
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Wesley, honey, I don't think
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Daddy has time for that.
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He's going so he can do a
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story on the pirates.
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That's right, pal.
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I mean, it's not like a real vacation.
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Well, everything's packed.
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Yes, as requested.
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We have swimsuits and tennis
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dogs in one case,
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casual and formal attire in the other.
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We also have a generous
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supply of suntan lotion,
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moisturizing gel, cheap novels,
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and oversized beach towels.
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Your boogie board is in the car.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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wait a minute.
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We have to discuss the rules first.
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Aw, Dan.
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Don't we have them written
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down someplace?
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Yeah, in blood.
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Wesley, in bed by nine.
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Kevin, home by 12.
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You can use the car, but not
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in the city
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and not on the expressway.
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And Heather you are grounded
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Understood mrs.
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Owens good
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Well, okay gang. Let's get
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this stuff in the car
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Honey you uh Go ahead.
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I want to talk to Belvedere
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for a second. Okay, hurry up
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Look Belvedere
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Just promise me one thing sir.
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There's no need to worry
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the children will be fine.
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I'm not worried about them
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I'm worried about you
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I mean, no offense, but every
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time I turn my back for a
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minute around here, you got
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my kids involved in something.
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Some crazy cause, or ballet,
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or something.
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Very well.
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For the next 72 hours, I
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shall refrain from any
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activity that might possibly
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be misconstrued
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as cultural, educational, or
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God forbid, morally uplifting.
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Thanks. I appreciate that.
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Oh, it was nothing.
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Streaks on the china never
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mattered before.
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Who cares when your cop
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kicked your jacket?
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As you came through the door,
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no one blared.
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But sometimes things get
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turned around and no one's spared.
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All hands look out below,
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there's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that
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we can get.
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According to our new arrival,
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life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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Come on, Mr. Belvedere, my
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driving isn't that bad. Is it?
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Kevin, don't flashing red
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lights, railroad tracks,
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and the whistle of an
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oncoming train mean anything to you?
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Go for it.
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So, sounds like you guys
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worked up a pretty healthy appetite.
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What are you doing, Heather?
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I'm improvising, like how they
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teach us in Home Ec,
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teach us to make do.
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It smells like you made dew
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in that pan.
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Well, I think that shows
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wonderful initiative.
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Now, what are we having?
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Let's see, we have French toast,
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some bologna croquettes from our pan,
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some stewed tomatoes, and a
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tossed salad, no lettuce.
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Well, I certainly give you an
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E for effort. Oh, yeah?
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Does that mean I can see
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Prince tomorrow?
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Prince who?
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Prince, Purple Rain.
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Angela and Nicky have an
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extra ticket for his concert.
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How about N for no?
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Mr. Belvedere, guess what?
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You broke something.
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No, besides that. Look what's
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playing at the drive-in.
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Snow White and the Terminator. No.
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Is she bored with the dwarfs?
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No, it's two different movies.
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Can we go? There's nothing on TV.
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Where's Lip?
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I can wear my pajamas.
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I always fall asleep in the car.
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Ah, yes, the car.
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Someone will have to drive us.
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Hey. Oh, no.
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Besides, it wouldn't
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be fair to your sister. She's grounded.
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Being grounded doesn't include
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going to the drive-in.
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Yeah, because Dad calls that
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a family function.
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You mean like a funeral?
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So can we, Mr. Belvedere? Yeah, Mr.
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Belvedere, can we? Please, please.
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Why is it I feel like I'm
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being nibbled to death by ducks?
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Yay, I'm gonna go grab my PJs.
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I'm gonna put on some makeup.
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Oh, we're about to the car.
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Well, at least George and
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Marsha are having fun.
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Looks like it's clearing up out there.
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George, did we pack any hangers?
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Why?
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Because there's only three of
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them here and they're all
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glued to the pole.
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I can't believe they canceled
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this game.
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George, it's a hurricane out there.
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Yeah, well, when I was a kid
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in Johnstown,
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we played no matter what.
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We'd swim to first base, take
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a rowboat.
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Now, George.
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Feel like a pig in a blanket here.
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No, honey, come on, it's
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gonna be all right.
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Well, surf's up. Hey there.
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Hi there. Oh there.
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You're as welcome as can be.
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Dinner will be ready in one
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hour exactly.
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It will consist of liver,
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boiled potatoes, and a chopped
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vegetable salad with goat
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cheese dressing.
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Any questions?
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Are you still mad about last
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night at the drive-in?
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Oh great, he's still in a bad mood.
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Now he'll never let me go to
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the concert.
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You should have thought about
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that last night.
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Why, I didn't do anything.
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Oh, sure, we're trying to
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listen to the movie.
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You keep blasting those stupid
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Prince tapes.
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I just wanted Mr.
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Belvedere to appreciate his music.
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He ran from the car screaming.
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Well, maybe that's because
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someone spilled a jumbo root
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beer in his lap.
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Well, I think you should both
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be ashamed of yourselves.
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All right, all right.
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I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him.
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Keep your head in the car, Wesley.
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Stop honking the horn, Wesley.
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Quit kicking my seat, Wesley. Hey, Mr.
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Belter. Hi, Wesley.
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Still got a headache?
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It'll stop eventually.
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Perhaps when you leave for college.
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We're all sorry about the way
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we behaved last night.
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Oh?
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Especially me.
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I mean, I guess I just took advantage.
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But you were substitute teacher, so...
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I'm sorry. Apology accepted.
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So we're friends now?
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No.
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At least not until my
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headache goes away.
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Okay, I'll get you an aspirin.
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You are on your chair.
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No, no, no, Wesley, thank
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you, thank you.
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What I really need is a good shiatsu.
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You mean a dog?
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No, no, Wesley, that's shitsu.
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Shihatsu is a type of oriental massage.
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Hmm?
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Now run along.
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Okay, see ya.
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No, no, Mr. Ashcroft, that's okay.
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Just tell Linda I called. Thank you.
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Oh, boy, I'll get it.
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Oh, it's you guys. Hi, Heather.
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Hi, how's it going?
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What are you guys doing here?
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You come to gloat?
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No, we came to get you for the concert.
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Come on, let's go. I can't.
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You, uh, sure about that?
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Mr. Belvedere, please.
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No.
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Well, have a nice time.
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Look, Heather, Prince may
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never come to Pittsburgh again.
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Yeah, he's real moody. I understand.
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Yeah, bye.
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Still can't get a date, huh?
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Hey, I still got options.
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Hello, is this the Zizek's residence?
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Zola, it's Kevin. From Zoology.
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I'll get it.
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Hiya.
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Hiya.
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You the massage lady? Uh huh.
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Oh boy, I'll be right back.
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Come on, let's go. I can't.
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I can't.
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Are you Lynn Belvedere?
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Maybe.
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Okay, let's go. Hi, Mr.
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Belvedere.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, I'm Candy.
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Magic fingers out call. Expert massage.
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Et cetera.
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Yeah, I got them for you.
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What?
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Just here to make you feel better.
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Uh-huh. Oh, no.
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A miss.
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Candy.
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Where's Heather?
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I don't know.
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Did I come at a bad time?
286
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:02,660
Honey? Honey? Oh, hi.
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I must have dozed off.
288
00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:07,401
Oh, I hate to wake you, but
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I think you're peeling.
290
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,320
I think you're appealing, too.
291
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So what's the weather out there?
292
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,260
Oh, it's worse.
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Great. Well, at least we still got
294
00:12:23,321 --> 00:12:24,821
the team banquet.
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They called a few minutes ago.
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00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,101
Apparently there was a small
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problem with the banquet hall.
298
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,560
It's gone.
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00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:36,880
Okay, okay. No big deal, right?
300
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,500
Right.
301
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,341
I mean, remember that dumpy
302
00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,761
little motel we checked into
303
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,420
outside of Harrisburg?
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00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,280
After the homecoming game.
305
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,800
During the blizzard, we had a ball.
306
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,361
So, what do you say we order
307
00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:53,861
up a couple of burgers?
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A couple of shakes?
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00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,241
turn on the old tube here
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and maybe each other.
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00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,671
I've never been to Harrisburg
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Sure you have. She's gone.
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00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,500
Imagine that.
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So I guess this means she's
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00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:21,761
grounded, huh?
316
00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,500
Ben, can we get on with this?
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00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,240
My hot oil's getting tepid.
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00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:32,281
Look, Candy, I'm afraid
319
00:13:32,281 --> 00:13:35,040
there's been something of a mistake.
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What do you mean?
321
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,840
I found her in the yellow pages.
322
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She's here to get rid of your headache.
323
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:39,900
Yeah.
324
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,580
It's my specialty.
325
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,500
Look, Candy, the boy acted impetuously.
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Your services are not really required.
327
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,380
Are you asking me to leave?
328
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Yes.
329
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,581
Boy, this is just my luck.
330
00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:56,661
Saturday night, a million
331
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,620
lonely guys out there.
332
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Guys with back trouble.
333
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,620
What do I get?
334
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,020
My man Godfrey giving me the gait.
335
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,221
I got more respect when I
336
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,180
was stoking the smelter.
337
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,921
I'm certain you're stoked with
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the best of them.
339
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,440
Hey, look, Linny.
340
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,660
I'm just a workin' stiff, okay?
341
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,600
You want me gone, I'm gone.
342
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,481
But that's 35 bucks for the house call
343
00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:25,260
and 20 for my cab fare. Each way.
344
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,980
That's $75.
345
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,280
Thank you, Kevin.
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00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,821
I'll have to check the cookie jar.
347
00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:33,460
Come, Wesley.
348
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,601
Oh, you're going to get some
349
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,101
cookies for candy?
350
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,960
Something like that.
351
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,150
Hi.
352
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,050
Hiya, kid.
353
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,731
You'll have to excuse us.
354
00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:53,310
We get like this sometimes.
355
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:53,711
Sure.
356
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,411
Just hope we don't rub you
357
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:58,230
the wrong way. Ha ha.
358
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,150
Sixty-seven, twenty-five,
359
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,730
sixty-seven, twenty-six.
360
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,610
I don't get it, Mr.
361
00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:06,050
Belvedere. I thought you'd be happy.
362
00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,590
Oh, I am, Wesley, thrilled.
363
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,210
Sixty-seven, sixty-eight.
364
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,111
But the ad said,
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Our ladies relieve tension
366
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,851
over a hundred different ways. I know.
367
00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:17,351
I'm counting them.
368
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,790
I thought you wanted a massage.
369
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:22,210
I did. Look, Wesley.
370
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,551
When Mr. Beldedir says he
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wants a massage, he means a
372
00:15:26,711 --> 00:15:28,490
therapeutic massage.
373
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,291
The technique of stretching
374
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,511
the spinal column, stimulating
375
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:33,611
the deep tissue
376
00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:35,991
and manipulating the primary
377
00:15:35,991 --> 00:15:37,630
acupressure points.
378
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,230
Isn't that what she does?
379
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,990
Go to bed.
380
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,831
What do you mean you don't
381
00:15:47,831 --> 00:15:49,770
send cabs out to the boonies?
382
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,850
And how do you think I got here?
383
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,790
Hello?
384
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,650
Hello?
385
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,531
Kid, do yourself a favor. Get
386
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:04,031
an education.
387
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,670
I'd like that.
388
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,530
Here is the money.
389
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,010
It is all there. Thank you for coming.
390
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:14,950
Godspeed.
391
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,430
Goodbye. And good luck.
392
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:21,150
I can't get a cab. Hey, Mr.
393
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,171
Belvedere, I'll drive her.
394
00:16:22,171 --> 00:16:24,590
No, you won't. Well, ta-ta.
395
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:25,210
Oh, come on.
396
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,770
I'll just drop her off downtown.
397
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,270
I'll be back in an hour.
398
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,010
All right, all right.
399
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,450
But you come straight home.
400
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,010
Oh, I really appreciate this.
401
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,730
You're more than welcome.
402
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:39,010
Well, last chance.
403
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,510
I mean, it's already paid for.
404
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,210
You didn't hear that.
405
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:47,070
Yeah, I know. After you.
406
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,470
Oh
407
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,600
That area off-limits
408
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,531
Hey, honey, give me another
409
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:10,630
quarter and put in the TV,
410
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,371
will you I think I just used
411
00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:15,371
the last one for the toilet Hurry up.
412
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:16,231
The big fat robots
413
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,950
ready to say danger danger
414
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,650
I love that.
415
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,491
Well, I think this big fat
416
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:24,090
robot can just go find a zone change.
417
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,810
Hey! That's it!
418
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,590
Let's start it up again.
419
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:32,950
Come on, Marsha, open the door.
420
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:33,730
No!
421
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,311
Come on, come on. You can't
422
00:17:35,311 --> 00:17:36,650
stay in there forever.
423
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,150
You don't have enough quarters.
424
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,470
Leave me alone!
425
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,801
Marsha, we've already been
426
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,301
through this.
427
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,581
Harrisburg was before we were married.
428
00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:49,081
Ha!
429
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,180
Marsha, for Pete's sake!
430
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,060
We weren't even going steady then.
431
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,620
We'd only been out once.
432
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,320
Oh, well that really says a lot for me.
433
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,001
This isn't you talking, it's
434
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,501
that burrito.
435
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,060
Hey.
436
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,321
Hey, remember that little
437
00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:06,200
cottage up on the Jersey Shore?
438
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,940
No.
439
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,600
Remember?
440
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,700
Not a soul on the beach,
441
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,080
except you and I?
442
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,820
Walking in the rain, hand in hand?
443
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,880
standing under the lifeguard station?
444
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,820
That was you, wasn't it?
445
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,670
It sure was.
446
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,030
It was a long time ago.
447
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,840
We were crazier then, weren't we?
448
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,420
Oh, I don't know.
449
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,480
I think we're even crazier now.
450
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,160
You think so?
451
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,660
I know I am. You do?
452
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,770
Come on, baby, let's go crazy.
453
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,030
Hey, Mr.
454
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:22,391
Belger. Wesley, you almost gave me
455
00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,750
a culinary.
456
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,310
Is that good for your headache?
457
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,790
What are you doing up?
458
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:30,390
It's way past midnight. Going to sleep.
459
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,450
Where is everybody?
460
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,950
I don't know.
461
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,250
I mean, Heather isn't back?
462
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,110
No.
463
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,370
Kevin isn't back either?
464
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,490
No.
465
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:40,570
Boy, are you in trouble. We're back.
466
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,850
Wow, look at them.
467
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,650
Okay, kids, you're on hook.
468
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,990
Wagon's in the driveway. Thank you.
469
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,391
I popped the hood, opened all
470
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:54,511
your doors, probably helped
471
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:56,790
the upholstery dry out faster.
472
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,370
Kevin, what happened?
473
00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:58,771
Nothing.
474
00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:01,210
Just a little problem on the fairway.
475
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:01,651
Yeah.
476
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,471
Evil Knievel here did a
477
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:04,950
wheelie off the 9th holes,
478
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,590
skidded across a sand trap,
479
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,630
and landed us in a water hazard.
480
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:10,230
A deep one.
481
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,350
You were driving on a golf course?
482
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,370
Golfers do.
483
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,331
I was just trying to stay
484
00:20:19,331 --> 00:20:20,270
out of trouble.
485
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,191
I mean, I'm not allowed to
486
00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:22,850
go on the expressway, right?
487
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,890
That's what Mom said.
488
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,871
So I figured I'd just take
489
00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:27,690
the back roads into Pittsburgh.
490
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,890
I guess I took a wrong turn.
491
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:31,650
Ended up on the back nine.
492
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,051
Ah, the return of the
493
00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:38,551
prodigal daughter.
494
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,530
Did we have fun?
495
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,691
Yeah, it was great, but I'm
496
00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:45,810
not too proud of it.
497
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,351
Hey, this is real compelling
498
00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:51,111
stuff, but I got other rows
499
00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:54,230
to tow, you know. Fine, fine.
500
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:56,230
How much do we owe you? Oh, nothing.
501
00:20:56,230 --> 00:21:00,650
She took care of it. With money?
502
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,711
Want to say something else I
503
00:21:05,711 --> 00:21:07,211
could have?
504
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:10,150
Just wait in the truck.
505
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:11,050
Sure.
506
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,550
Sure.
507
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,770
This is very good of you.
508
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,191
Well, I figured the kid's in
509
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:18,810
enough trouble already.
510
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:22,790
Well, kid, take care of yourself, okay?
511
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,270
Yeah, you too.
512
00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:26,291
And remember, don't worry
513
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:27,551
about the girls, okay?
514
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:28,951
You just stay as sweet as
515
00:21:28,951 --> 00:21:30,511
you are and believe me,
516
00:21:30,511 --> 00:21:32,510
you're going to be a real heartbreaker.
517
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:33,430
Yeah, right.
518
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,630
Remember one thing though,
519
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,490
replace your divots, okay?
520
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,890
So long, Lenny.
521
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,170
It's been a pleasure, Candy.
522
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:46,750
Could have been.
523
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:53,981
Well, good night.
524
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,120
Good night, children. Remember, Mr.
525
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:58,920
Belvedere?
526
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,820
Wise old Mr. Belvedere. Patient Mr.
527
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,140
Belvedere.
528
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,840
Caring, insightful, carefree Mr.
529
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,780
Belvedere. Remember him?
530
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,040
Mm-hmm.
531
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,420
Well, he's left me in charge.
532
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,580
We're back.
533
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,520
Hi, kids. Hi, Mom.
534
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,580
Hi, Dad. Hey, Wes.
535
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,440
Look, I bagged you a Gator.
536
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:42,481
Poor little guy had a heart
537
00:22:42,481 --> 00:22:43,981
attack on the airplane.
538
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,580
Thank you, Father.
539
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,520
Thank you, Mother.
540
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,040
Thank you very, very much. Ah, Mrs.
541
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:51,780
Owens.
542
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,520
Mr. Owens, glad to have you back.
543
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,240
I'm glad someone is.
544
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,520
Oh, I am sorry.
545
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,721
Children, you may move.
546
00:22:58,721 --> 00:23:01,420
Where else you get my mom?
547
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:14,401
I believe it was the late
548
00:23:14,401 --> 00:23:17,301
Mahatma Gandhi who said
549
00:23:17,301 --> 00:23:18,180
Good night Mr.
550
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:21,060
Belvedere Good night Kevin
551
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,981
who said there will have to
552
00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:26,961
be rigid and iron discipline
553
00:23:26,961 --> 00:23:28,821
Good night Mr. Belvedere
554
00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:32,661
Good night Heather, rigid and
555
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,081
undisciplined before we achieve
556
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:35,601
anything
557
00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:43,160
great or enduring. Good night Wesley.
558
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,121
My heart must shmoop now I'm
559
00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:47,621
going to bed.
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