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Kevin.
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And there he goes again. Hey, Mr.
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Belvedere.
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Heather, how was school?
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Okay, I guess.
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My sex education teacher's pregnant.
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And who says teachers aren't
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qualified anymore?
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Anyway, I need some help.
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You're not the only one.
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Hey, everybody.
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Breaking in my new ski boots.
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You're supposed to walk around in them.
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Boy, oh, boy, I can't wait
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to hit that powder.
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Anyway, do you remember that
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community service club I joined?
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Ah, yes, the Iron Maidens.
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Well, we're going to this
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retirement home to read to
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the old people.
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Oh, that's very nice.
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I went to the library,
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checked out a bunch of books,
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but I'm not sure what old
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people like to read.
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Well, let's take a look.
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A Tale of Two Cities,
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Treasure Island, The Carpet Baggers.
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Yeah, they're classics.
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How to Win Friends and
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Influence People by Dale Carnegie,
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Will by G. Gordon Liddy,
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practically the same thing,
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and of course, Born to Run,
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the Bruce Springsteen story.
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Ronald Reagan likes him.
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I'm sure any of these will
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be perfectly fine.
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Where's my cocoa?
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Bad day at the office?
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What's all this junk?
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Leave those alone.
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I'm supposed to read them to
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the old people.
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Better read fast.
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What's the problem, Wesley?
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Nothing.
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Just, you think you know
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somebody, right?
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You sit in the same class,
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you play on the same team,
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you throw gum at the same
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girls, and what do you get?
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Suspended.
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Well, I'll tell you what you don't get.
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You don't get invited to
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their birthday party.
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I must cut down on his sugar.
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Streaks on the china Never
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mattered before
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Who cared When you drop-kicked
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your jacket
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As you came through your door
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No one bled, but sometimes
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things get turned around and
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no one spared.
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All hands look out below,
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there's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that
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we can get.
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According to our new arrival,
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life is more than mere survival.
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I just might live a good life, yeah.
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Wesley, I made a nice big
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cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
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I don't want any.
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I made it for me.
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George, you're wrong. No, no.
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You said 4.30.
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Pick you up in front of the
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science building.
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I said the political science building.
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Well, if you're gonna split hairs.
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Hi, kids. Hi, Mr.
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Belvedere. So, how was everybody's day?
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Fine. And Wesley says he's
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quitting school.
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Yeah, and I'm not kidding.
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What's the matter, pal?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You tell him. Well, I...
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Apparently, one of Wesley's classmates
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having a birthday next
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Saturday and he handed out
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invitations to the entire
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class with the exception of
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Wesley and four others. That stinks.
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Beautifully put.
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The thing is, it's Howie.
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You know, all those right down
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the street.
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I thought we were almost best friends.
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Wait a minute.
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You talking about those
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high-polluting huffnagels
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with that cabin cruiser in
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the driveway?
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They had that party last month,
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Remember, all the fancy cars,
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the ballet parking?
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We didn't get invited to that, did we?
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Hey, that's no big deal.
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Yeah, honey, we'll do
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something ourselves on Saturday.
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Something real special. Like what?
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How about the ride and reel show?
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I got a couple of freebies, hoo-hoo.
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Great.
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You can come with me to the
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retirement home.
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I don't like old people.
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All they wanna do is hug and
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kiss and pinch and yuck.
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Wesley.
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Would you mind if I made a suggestion?
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Would it matter?
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What is it, Mr.
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Belvedere? Well, it simply occurred to
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me that Wesley might have a
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little party on his own.
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But who's gonna come?
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Yeah, who's gonna come?
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Everybody's already going to Hound.
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Not everybody. You said
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yourself there were others.
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Oh. Them.
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Yeah, well, I think it's a
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wonderful idea, Mr.
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Belvedere. Those other children had
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feelings too, honey.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Listen, it'll be great.
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We'll play some games, have some cake.
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I can just picture it.
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So, you guys found the house, huh?
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Yes. Your instructions were
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very good, it was safe.
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Great.
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The invitation mentioned refreshments.
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Uh, yeah, so?
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So, it's a little vague.
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I'm allergic to six of the
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seven basic food groups.
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So, does everyone like my new
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party dress?
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Yes, it's very nice.
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At first, Mother said no.
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She said it was too extravagant.
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But then her accident happened
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and she changed her mind
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My kid was popular till you
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got here pardon me you looked out there
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I ain't never seen such a
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bunch of losers
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I'm sure they're perfectly
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lovely children
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Got one out there looks like
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an erector set
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Reminded of Prince Eugeny of
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Savoy, stunted and sickly,
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pallid and hunchbacked, he rose
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above those who ridiculed his
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appearance by driving the
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invading Turks back into the
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Straits of Bosphorus.
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So when's he coming?
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Oh good, things are a little
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quiet out there.
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Help is on the way.
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Everybody ready for punch and cookies?
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No, thanks. I ate before I came.
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Miss? Yes, please.
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Everything looks so delicious.
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Don't spill!
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Young lady, I wouldn't think
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of spoiling such a lovely party dress.
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Don't patronize me, Hazel.
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is this flammable sir thank
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you hey kids it's party-hearty
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time here we go
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I can't blow this thing out my mouth.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Hey, I've got name tags for everyone.
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I have one for Wayne and I
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have one for Miles.
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And let's see.
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You must be Rhoda.
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Hey, lighten up, kids.
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I haven't seen this many droopy faces
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since the Cubs lost to the
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Braves 21-20.
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Hey, what a crazy game.
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I mean, unbelievable.
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Wrigley Field, the wind's blowing out
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like 100 miles an hour.
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All you gotta do is sneeze on the ball
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and it's gonna go out of there.
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Okay, sports fans, I'll get it.
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Uh, Wesley?
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Party? Party? Uh, hi, guys. Hi, Mr.
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Rajneesh.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey, let's get down and get funky.
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Hey, Wes, who's your friend?
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This is Mr.
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Rajneesh. He's in our reading class.
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Oh, yeah?
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Actually, I'm just a school janitor.
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Would they let me sit in?
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Non-violently, of course.
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Well, we're very happy you
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could come, Mr. Rajneesh. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Nice to have you. Thank you.
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Knock, knock.
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Huh?
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, who's there? Ganga Din?
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Ganga Din who?
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Open the door.
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I Ganga Din.
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Belvedere said to invite everybody.
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Okay. Left foot.
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Ready? Here we go.
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You put your left foot in,
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you put your left foot out,
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you put your left foot in,
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then you shake it all about.
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You do the hokey pokey and
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you turn yourself around, kids, around.
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Turn yourself around, Haji
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baby, around.
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Hey, Mr.
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Belvedere. I have a how'd he go with
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the old folks at home great
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hey kitten why don't you
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go help your brother pin some
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tail kids are having a good
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time yes I see that
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actually they're not a bad
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bunch even old Taj Mahal over
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there is kind of cute
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They're certainly fond of you.
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Yeah, they are.
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Look, I know sometimes we
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don't exactly see eye to eye,
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and every now and then I
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tend to jump the gun a little,
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but you've had stupider ideas.
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Ah, shucks.
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Hello. One sec.
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Wesley, it's for you. Me?
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Mm-hmm.
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So, is everyone having a nice time?
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It's the greatest party ever. Must say.
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Oh, good.
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Uh-huh.
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Bye. Who was that on the phone, son?
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It was Howie. Oh, yeah?
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Bet he's eating his heart out, right?
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Nope. He just wanted to know how I was.
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Said he wants me to come
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over right now.
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He said I didn't need an invitation.
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Oh.
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So what do I do?
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What do you think, pal?
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I don't know.
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Well, you have a choice.
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You can either stay here with
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us and your invited guests
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and enjoy the nice party
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everyone made for you,
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or you can leave.
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Don't look at me.
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Well, see you around.
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I'm telling you for real, George.
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Coming here from India was
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not an easy thing for me.
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But finally, I decided to
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leave my country after my
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last bus plunge. Last what?
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Bus plunge. Bus plunge.
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You know, brakes fail, tires blow.
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Bus plunge off cliff.
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Oh, bus plunge!
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I got you.
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Can I call you a cab?
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That's a good one, Georgie.
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I can take a hint.
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I don't need a building to fall on me.
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Not a bad idea, though.
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Well, so long.
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Goodbye. Watch the curb.
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Was that Wesley?
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No, it was Saj. He had to go.
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I don't know how we're going
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to straighten out this mess.
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Actually, it's just a few paper cups.
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I'm not talking about that, you dink.
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I'm talking about my kid.
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I was merely making a joke,
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potty spurtle.
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Hey!
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Guys!
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All I know is, if it wasn't
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for him and all his big
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ideas, we wouldn't be going
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through this.
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No.
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We'd be at the Rodden Real
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Show, floundering.
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Just wait a minute.
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Wesley is the problem here.
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He's disappointed all of us,
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but it doesn't help matters
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for you two to be going at
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it like children.
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He started it. I did not.
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Just put a lid on it.
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Sorry. It makes me nuts, you know?
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You try to raise a kid, give
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him a sense of whatever, and
335
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the first real something comes along.
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You know what I mean?
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Strangely enough, yes.
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Oh, it is. What are we gonna do?
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There's really nothing you can do.
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Hey, don't start on me.
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George I think he's right.
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I mean we told Wesley it was
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his decision.
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He made it. That's that
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Hello Wesley
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Away
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Son Wes
348
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So, how was how he's party?
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Okay
350
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,060
So how's my party?
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Everyone said to say thank
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you for a very nice time.
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So am I gonna get a spanking?
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No TV? Or both?
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No.
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There's something new? No, nothing.
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I don't get it.
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Look, we told you it was
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your decision and you made it.
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00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,601
Really? Is there any cake left?
361
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,240
In the kitchen.
362
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,160
Great!
363
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,700
I'm gonna have some cake.
364
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,941
Yes, it's nice when you can
365
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:22,140
eat it, too. Hi, honey.
366
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,890
Hi, Mom, I'm back.
367
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,350
How was school?
368
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,830
Lousy.
369
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,070
We got back our spelling tests.
370
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,010
Let me see it.
371
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You got a hundred percent. Yeah, Mrs.
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00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:47,831
O'Connor held it
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up in front of everybody.
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00:16:48,911 --> 00:16:51,790
She said I was a wonderful example.
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You know how that makes me look?
376
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,091
Wesley, honey, do you think
377
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,511
that maybe you're a little upset
378
00:16:58,511 --> 00:16:59,691
because of what happened last
379
00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:01,930
week, you know, with your parties?
380
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,430
No.
381
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,490
Okay.
382
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,891
Well, anyway, I'm very pleased
383
00:17:07,891 --> 00:17:08,910
with this.
384
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:09,871
Yeah? Then you're probably
385
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:13,990
gonna want to frame this one. A plus.
386
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,810
I know. I know. Good, Kevin.
387
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,140
Much better.
388
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,180
Well, I had a week to practice.
389
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,840
Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
390
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,500
Would you please tell everybody?
391
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,640
Oh, sure. Why not?
392
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,560
Oh, now look, Kevin.
393
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,861
Even the most experienced
394
00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:46,060
skier could have a mishap like that.
395
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,320
I doubt it.
396
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,920
It happens all the time.
397
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,300
I wasn't skiing.
398
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,480
What?
399
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,000
I wasn't skiing.
400
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,920
You told me you ran into a tree.
401
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,420
I did.
402
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,380
Sorta.
403
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,481
I mean, it certainly was a
404
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,721
tree at one time, but when I
405
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:04,701
smacked into it, it was sort
406
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:07,221
of this pillar in the lobby
407
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,740
of the lodge. I see.
408
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,100
Oh, but I almost hit a real tree.
409
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,640
Skiing?
410
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,141
Parking.
411
00:18:16,141 --> 00:18:18,620
Uh-huh.
412
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:25,020
You have 60 seconds and counting.
413
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,100
Paint safety arm light on.
414
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:34,660
What are you watching, Wes? Some show.
415
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,680
I think it's the McNeely report.
416
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,860
What happened to Yogi Bear?
417
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,760
I don't know.
418
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,220
Oh, uh, isn't dinner ready yet?
419
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,400
Oh.
420
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,821
dinner thank you come on mom
421
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:56,301
yeah just a second I'm almost
422
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,021
finished with this
423
00:18:57,021 --> 00:19:00,161
chapter I said now young lady
424
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:06,001
so how's work dad pretty good
425
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,041
buddy did a story
426
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,901
on Franco Harris today looks
427
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,841
like Franco American tonight
428
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,401
now don't let him
429
00:19:14,401 --> 00:19:15,881
you macaroni and cheese is
430
00:19:15,881 --> 00:19:17,661
one of his favorites I know
431
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:21,000
I wipe it off his ties
432
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,461
Wesley I don't want anything
433
00:19:25,461 --> 00:19:27,481
what's the matter pal nothing
434
00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:29,020
but you love
435
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,821
macaroni I know I just don't
436
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,461
want any well you've got to
437
00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,281
eat something okay
438
00:19:35,281 --> 00:19:36,261
They don't all have some
439
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,820
Brussels sprouts.
440
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,790
May I come in?
441
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,310
Yeah, I guess so.
442
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,831
I bought you a peanut butter
443
00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:56,030
and jelly sandwich.
444
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,210
You didn't have much dinner.
445
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,770
I'm not hungry.
446
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,540
What are you doing?
447
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,360
Cleaning my room.
448
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,240
Let me feel your forehead.
449
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,920
Okay.
450
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,560
Okay.
451
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,880
I'm gonna do some long division.
452
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,641
Wesley, have you ever heard
453
00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:26,780
of a chap named Raskolnikov?
454
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,700
Oh yeah, he's the midget, right?
455
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,480
People couldn't guess his name.
456
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,820
No, I think that was Rumpelstiltsky.
457
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:36,341
Raskolnikov was a character in
458
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:37,641
Dostoevsky's novel, Crime
459
00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:38,680
and Punishment.
460
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,240
Oh, yeah. I got him mixed up.
461
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,620
So, what about him?
462
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,061
Well, in the story he did a
463
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,601
very bad thing, but he got
464
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,340
away with it. Well, so?
465
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,121
So, although nothing happened
466
00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:53,241
to him, his conscience
467
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,741
wouldn't let him rest.
468
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,380
Because he really wanted punishment.
469
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,220
You understand?
470
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,720
You mean like eating Brussels sprouts?
471
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,220
Yes.
472
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,140
Except in his case it was Siberia.
473
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,900
Frozen sprouts.
474
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,100
I should have stayed at my party.
475
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:12,841
There's nothing you can do
476
00:21:12,841 --> 00:21:14,300
about that now.
477
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,381
I mean, the other guys, Mr. Rajneesh,
478
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:17,601
They all said that it was
479
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:19,860
okay, that it was no big deal.
480
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,240
Rude is treating me nicer than ever.
481
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,000
Oh, dear.
482
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,861
I just wish someone would get
483
00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:27,360
mad at me.
484
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,320
Tell me I'm a creep or something.
485
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,260
Okay. Wesley, you're a creep.
486
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:37,140
Well, you're just saying that.
487
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,681
Anyway, I figured if I did a
488
00:21:39,681 --> 00:21:40,941
lot of crummy stuff to myself,
489
00:21:40,941 --> 00:21:43,620
I'd feel better, but I don't.
490
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,801
Well, I think perhaps you're
491
00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:46,480
going about it the wrong way.
492
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,001
I don't know. I don't think
493
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,141
anything's ever gonna make me
494
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,860
feel good again.
495
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,640
I'm certain we can think of something.
496
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,311
It will be long before I get
497
00:21:57,311 --> 00:21:58,990
rid of them, he thought.
498
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,950
What money was all that bought with?
499
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,290
he asked at last, gazing at the wall.
500
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,210
Money? Why, your own.
501
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,950
What the messenger brought from the...
502
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:10,650
Varushan.
503
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:12,510
Varushan. Your mother sent him.
504
00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:14,310
Have you forgotten that too?
505
00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,211
I remember now, said Ras...
506
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:20,450
Ras... Raskolnikov. Raskolnikov, right.
507
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,290
After a long, sullen silence,
508
00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:25,590
he looked at him frowning and uneasy.
509
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:27,370
Shh!
510
00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:29,790
The door opened and a tossed-out man,
511
00:22:29,790 --> 00:22:30,671
whose appearance seemed
512
00:22:30,671 --> 00:22:33,890
familiar to Raskolnikov, came in.
513
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,251
Zos... Zos...
514
00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,950
Zosimov!
515
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:39,991
Zosimov! At last cried Raz...
516
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:42,430
Raz... Razumihin!
517
00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:44,511
Zosimov! At last cried
518
00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:45,810
Razumihin delighted.
519
00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:48,050
That's the end of the chapter.
520
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,830
Oh, that was lovely, darling.
521
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:54,890
Oh, such a beautiful boy.
522
00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,570
You want me to read some more?
523
00:22:58,570 --> 00:23:00,950
Oh, no, no, that's great.
524
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:04,970
I don't mind. Chapter four.
525
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:05,670
Oh.
526
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:08,031
Zosia was a tall fat man
527
00:23:08,031 --> 00:23:09,670
with a puffy, colorless,
528
00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:10,951
clean-shaving face and straight
529
00:23:10,951 --> 00:23:12,250
flaxen hair.
530
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,451
He wore spectacles and a big
531
00:23:13,451 --> 00:23:15,170
gold ring on his back.
532
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,271
This ends my first month with
533
00:23:19,271 --> 00:23:21,491
the Owens brood, which finds
534
00:23:21,491 --> 00:23:24,010
Kevin on the mend physically,
535
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,650
Wesley emotionally, and George,
536
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:28,951
well, either he's getting
537
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,470
better or I'm building up a resistance.
538
00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:33,511
It's obviously been a rather
539
00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:35,151
arduous winter for the entire
540
00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:37,551
family, and I can only look forward
541
00:23:37,551 --> 00:23:39,071
with apprehension to the
542
00:23:39,071 --> 00:23:41,071
coming of spring, when the
543
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,391
group will be free to roam
544
00:23:42,391 --> 00:23:43,891
about at will.
545
00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:49,110
I wouldn't miss it for the world
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