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All right, I got a deer in the headlights here.

Look at this.

But first, look how innocent she looks.

Something tells me you're not too innocent, but anyway.

All right.

You remind me of a urinal I had at a bar I used to own.

So, brings back some old memories. So, open your mouth.

Stay right there.

Yeah, just open your mouth.

I got pretty good hands.

This urinal is very special to me.

Want to swallow that?

Swallow that.

You gotta get it down.

Swallow. Good girl. No,

you spit it out.

I'll be a little doper, okay?

You're a good girl.

Well, yeah.

Urinal. Urinal. Urinal. Good girl.

Here you go.

There you go.

Play your pit bull, I tell you.

There you go.

Almost done.

Almost done.

No, you've got to get it down.

Tilt your head back a little bit more.

Tilt back.

Gargle.

Quick smile.

Almost done.

Now, you gotta swallow it.

You gotta swallow it, baby.

There you go.

One big gulp.

Last gulp here.

Last gulp. There you go.

Now, you gotta get that.

Get that.

Now you spit it all out.

One big full gulp.

Gargle it before you swallow it.

Don't swallow it. Don't swallow it out.

Stay there.

Stay there.

It's the last little bit.

Open.

Gargle. Keep gargling.

There we go.

You know what I call that?

Yellow discipline.

Stay there.

Beautiful.

Let her out.

Get on your knees.

Up high.

Keep your fucking face open.

Come on. Wiggle that fucking prick down here. Back of your fucking throat.

Don't

push

your head. I'll push it into you.

Let it back. Let it back.

Piss and a big fat dick stretching out.

How hard is that cock open?

That cock pretty hard?

Fat?

Yeah.

That's a pretty hard cock for a 53 -year -old gentleman, wouldn't you say?

Answer him!

That's a pretty hard talk, sir. Yeah, that's a pretty hard talk, sir.

Good girl.

Yeah, no fucking teeth whatsoever.

Look at that.

Just let it stretch out a little bit. Relax that throat hole.

You know one of those, like, floor urinal boots?

Yeah. That's the kind of urinal, uh, you know, like the one you can't miss,

really? Yeah, yeah.

She reminds me of a floor urinal.

Well, obviously, you just reenacted the whole thing.

Tighten your lips over that prick.

I don't want to feel any fucking keepers

All pissed up. Look at this.

He's all pissed up and ready to play.

My kind of girl.

She's a very fucking whore.

It's always worth the wait.

Yeah.

I like this girl. She's pretty cool.

She's got a tight throat, but she's willing.

You know what I mean? To learn.

I like that too.

Tongue out the bottom.

Watch them fucking teeth.

If you're not pooping out any piss, that's amazing.

I know.

How did that piss taste though?

I couldn't help it.

Couldn't help it? Yeah.

I changed my diet.

I had a steak before I left.

Hello.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Back there.

Right there, banging against your tassels. Right there.

Nice. Get it all the way down. Hold it.

Oh, my God.

Look off. Look at that lens.

Look at that lens. I'm going to pull it off real slow.

Open.

Let me see those eyes again. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let me, let me just.

Oh, yeah.

Got him?

I'm capturing something different here.

I'm capturing the fall.

That's a terrible shit right there.

Hold it.

Hold it down.

It's staring at my camera.

Good Lay down flat

Wipe your hair around in the pit

Where's that dick at?

Where's that fucking cock?

Where's that?

In my tummy.

In your tummy?

Here,

come here.

Let me feel her throat. Yeah, it's out there.

Here. Yeah.

Hold on.

Hold on. Let me get that.

Pop it down.

Wait.

Alright, right there.

Take it down

Take it all the way down.

Come on.

Snap that cock.

Alright, turn it over.

Flip it over.

Stand up.

Feet up against the wall. Open your fucking mouth.

Come on, you fuck.

Fucking wiggle it down. Wiggle it down. Tuck your chin. Tuck your chin this way.

Come on, put it safe.

When was the last time you swallowed piss?

Sunday.

I love you. You piss -drinking whore.

Just like that. Don't cough.

Come on, Hooker.

Let me know if you see your throat moving.

I want to get some bulges.

Some what?

Some throat bulges.

Yeah, you gotta come from the side. Turn your head sideways a little bit. Like

that.

Just like that.

Put it all the way in.

Bring your head back.

There we go. Don't cough!

Grab your throat and hold it.

And jerk his cock off when it's in your throat.

One hand. Move the other arm.

I feel it. I fucking feel it. Let me see the bullets. Move your hand.

Pump boots.

Keep going.

Keep going.

There you go.

Far through my pit.

Back up.

Doing great.

Hit the pit.

Get some pump.

Oh, look at that.

Don't move. It's like that scene in Alien.

It's okay, baby.

Don't worry, whore.

We hate you.

Hold on.

Let me see that throat bulge again.

Can you fucking cough straight? It may be true. She only puked bile and spit,

but now it's bile, spit, and piss.

I can dig it.

Go all the way down.

Let me see that fucking... Oh!

One more. Two more times. Two more times.

I hate two times.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Stay there. Stay there. Stay there.

Oh, God.

One more time. Ready? Here we go.

All the things.

Right there.

Oh, Keith.

Talk to me.

Open your mouth.

Nice shot, right?

All right, turn back over.

Speak something, though.

You ready? Uh -huh.

Now hold your fucking breath this time. Hold it.

Like you're swimming.

You're underwater. You can make it.

You're at the Poseidon Invention.

You're at the Coccidon Invention.

Return as Borgnine.

With bootleg Borgnine.

I like to think I'm an actor.

Boots, you're fucking spraying us all over here with my fucking piss and your

puke. You got almost $30 ,000 of equipment here, Boots. Be generous.

Be gentle, bro.

Like 20.

Dig.

Focus, you fuck.

There we go.

Moth hook.

Fish hook.

Fish hook.

There we go. Bring your head up.

I gotta calibrate my scope, hold on.

There we go.

Keep your mouth wide open and don't swallow.

I'm going to go long and out.

Anybody ever tell you you're a piece of shit before?

Hold on.

Wait, sit here. What are you doing?

Where are you moving to?

Fuck her face down here.

Sit her down, man.

Right here.

Big gabaha on your head.

Let it in.

Move your arm, baby.

Is that overwhelming there?

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

Push!

Literally, you're like a deer in a headlight right now.

Keep looking at me.

Like when you turn on a dark room and there's like a fucking deer right in the

middle of the road.

Like a deer in Uncle Leo.

Keep going.

Who taught you how to take off like this?

Me.

Did you tell your dad?

No, me.

Oh, I'm like, what?

I'm going to slide her over to my right.

Keep her head over. Keep her head hanging over.

Huge down there.

Head upside down. As you were,

hooker.

All right.

Now it's choochin', look at it.

Yeah, you get it in your nose.

Turn back over.

Come on.

Does that feel like jumping off a diving board?

Come on, stay there.

I'm full chooch here. Hold on. Open your mouth.

All right, whore. Put your fucking mouth on it. Straight.

Tuck your fucking chin. Tuck your chin down.

Up to the head.

Up to the head.

And tuck it down.

When you go down, tuck your chin in.

That's it. And then back up.

Tuck.

Come on.

Tuck.

That's it. Back up.

Come on.

Up your chin.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Come on.

That's it. Come on.

All the way to the balls. That's it.

Push it all the way to the balls and bounce on it.

Go on.

To the head.

To the ball.

To the head.

To the ball.

Look at me.

Come on. Talk.

Let's give her the first of several figure orders.

Hold on, let me give this horse a snack.

How's that, good?

Little pepper on it?

Back on.

Up and down.

Remember to tuck at the bottom. That's how you pour the pepper.

Tuck it at the bottom. That's it. Tuck this pin when you get to the bottom.

You'll be good at it.

Now open your mouth all the way. I want to hear you go, ah.

Keep your mouth. Tuck your chin and keep your head straight.

Right there. Stay there. Let me hear you go, ah.

Move that cherry trouble.

There you go.

Fucking squiggy.

I'm Laverne Shirley.

Ah.

Why didn't you give your first blowjob?

When I was 14.

Who was it?

This guy.

Just a guy? This guy who was in my class.

In your class? He was 14 too?

Yeah. That ain't too bad, alright.

Yeah. Alright.

I know you're lying, bitch, but continue.

I don't lie.

No, I'm just kidding. Go ahead.

To the head, to the ball.

Alright, another thing before I call it.

Okay, man.

Look at me, whore.

Keep it locked, man.

Come on, back under there.

Gobble it.

Oh.

Fucking whore. Look at her, man.

Watch that fucking piece in your fucking head.

Three more seconds. One, two.

There we go. All right.

I've got to slide back. I can't hang on. Go ahead. Slide back.

You're a man. Slide back.

Tuck it. Put it in. Put it in. Put it in.

Look at me.

Look at me.

You're holding your breath.

All you can.

Tell me you're a piece of shit.

I'm a piece of shit.

Tell it to the microphone.

Hold it like a mic, like you're singing.

You sing?

Talk into it. Tell us how much of a fucking piece of shit you are.

You got a few lines. Go on.

Go back around.

Pull up his balls and lick some taint.

He didn't even give him a rusty trombone.

You eat the ass and you stroke at the same time. Oh, that's

what's up.

Yeah.

It's like a trombone.

Pin your legs back behind your head.

Good luck.

Spread that ass, man.

Spread it over your foot.

Spread that ass.

That's it, man.

My fucking bony ass. I don't have no cheeks there, fuck.

Spread that little bony ass. The little fucking chicken ass.

You better stretch your tongue longer.

for dinner last night, whore.

Back in, back in.

Just jerk it straight off.

Keep going.

Back in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's the life, man. Just sitting here and getting your asshole fucking ate

Yeah.

Keep eating it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Eat my ass.

That's it.

Eat it.

Dig in there.

Get the groceries.

Yeah, boy.

She's in.

Not that, that was a roid.

Come here, straight knot.

Get straight on.

Bring your head over to me.

Tuck your chin.

That's it.

Up.

Keep that angle on the tilt.

Yeah, no resistance.

You are just like a step behind.

Look at that.

All the way down, all the way up.

Come on, you piece of shit.

All right, give it a little more walking and fucking...

Hold it as long as you can.

Be a support here.

Right there.

Hold it right there.

Sit on that fucking cot.

Up and down, look back at that.

Your throat. Pump it.

Get a little tad more stiff if we get you on the fucking beautiful back here.

Stop. That's it.

Go on.

I'm going to tie over here.

I'm going to bounce.

Fuckin lighten up look at her Do

you

like to have any pain receptors at all?

Sometimes.

Not really.

Ride the dick to the end and back down. Don't let it come out of your pussy.

Come up higher.

I ride that shit.

Like fucking laugh at things like the vine in that video. Jam that fucking

all the way down on it.

All the way down.

Grind it.

That's it.

Just like that.

That's it. Whip your back.

Grind that fucking dick. Grind that dick. Grind that dick.

Oh yeah.

Bounce on it. Up and down.

Back your arm your arm out like this like you're doing tricep fucking things

Fuck that old big dick.

Give me the other tricep.

Stick your arm out.

You are an African.

Look back at that camera.

Turn around, Boots.

All right, get up and turn around.

Second coat.

Stop. Put up your titties.

Titty toe.

Hold my hand.

Keep going.

Yes, please, Tim.

How's that cock feel?

Good. Bruce, how's that pussy feel?

Oh, it's good. Get off me.

Pull back to that clit. Let me see.

I like a beefy pussy.

Go back to the little man in the boat.

Like the little fucking guy.

Yeah. Jesus.

Flip the beam.

Look at that.

All right. Set up the cock for Dolly over here.

Keep your legs, Fred. Sit back.

I'll put them up.

Hey, you fucking whore.

Pooch, we got the Cockford Ollie here, huh?

Cockford Ollie, certified.

Alright, don't chooch it all the way. Let her acclimate.

I'm only on three.

Let her acclimate to the scaffold, mate.

Rub your clit.

Don't touch the deck.

Who's that ham hock in front of you?

It was great fun.

Any other people?

Just a little bit. Just dump whatever's there on her head.

Not much.

You're a fucking whore.

I hate every sense of the word.

Yeah, you're not wrong.

I know I'm not wrong.

Alright, get that rug off her on the knee there.

Pull the rug from out from underneath you. Lift your fat ass up.

Get down low again.

Say that.

Look at your mouth.

The camera's on. Open your mouth.

I gotta piss a lot, and you're gonna fucking take all this piss.

Piece of fucking shit.

You

piece

of shit.

Look at you.

Open your mouth.

Gargle.

I pissed off the horrible.

Gargle.

Gargle. Gargle.

Gargle.

Lean forward.

Lean forward a little bit.

Right there.

Right there in that part.

Alright, now, like a baby seal, lay on your stomach.

In fifth.

In fifth.

Fall.

Now make baby seal noises.

I don't know what they're saying. Just pretend.

Yeah. Come on.

There you go. Give her a little slip and slide there.

It's a pissing spot.

Get your hair in all the way.

Just help me clean up a little bit. Come on. Keep your legs straight.

All right.

It's under flying.

Keep your legs straight.

There you go.

All right, wave bye.

Bye.