Original subtitles

NEWSCASTER: President Chirac has stated in the past

that this is a matter of great importance to France.

Rescue orkers have just reached the scene of the crash of Zarig Flight 370.

Flight 370, carrying 210 passengers and a crew

took off at 7:00 this morning and was due to land in Paris.

First reports are that there do not appear to be any survivors.

The aircraft went down 70 kilometers from Belgrade,

and it's too early to determine the cause of the accident.

However, the weather was clear,

and there were no distress signals from the cockpit.

There are unconfirmed reports that the notorious war criminal, Slobovan Pavlov,

was one of the passengers on board.

According to a source from Interpol, it's believed that Pavlov,

wanted for war atrocities including the mass murder of hundreds of Bosnin civilians,

was traveling with a false passport.

If this is true, it will be an ironic end

to one of the biggest manhunts in European history.

Join us for our next update at 6:00.

(CHATTER OVER HEADPHONES)

WILL: That was amazing! Whoo!

Hey, you get your shot?

Nope. "Amazing?"

JEFFREY: That's not amazing. That's freakin' nuts!

My God, what did I tell you, Will?

Didn't I tell you to pull back before you hit the falls?

Okay! Okay, okay! Christ's sake.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Huh? No, it's not a bad time. It's a great time.

You know, just hangin' around, drinkin' a beer.

Oh, it's just the dishwasher. Play it back.

Can you not get the shot?

(CHUCKLES)

My concept for this shot is to get the image...

MAN: Madam? ...And movement within the static of the frame.

In other words, hey, you've got yourself a digital camera,

so feel good about yourself, 'cause even if you're not movin', it will.

But with this camera, you can have

the latent energy of the moment.

The latent energy?

Yeah. Exactly. Excuse me.

What? Well, he knows best.

KANA: Can you get me Mr. Imahara on the phone?

Ian, what is going on? All right, look.

Okay, I didn't leave the key. But I didn't...

Ian, are you okay?

I'll be with you in a minute! Darling...

Go back in the kayak! Go back in the kayak!

I think of us as a team, you know.

Will! You're crazy! Go back!

You're always yelling at me! It's so annoying!

We are losing light!

Just relax. Everything's gonna be cool.

Bye.

(YELLS)

Okay, I'm goin' in!

MAN: Let's get a line out to 'em. What's going on?

Huh? Oh, nothin'. Probably.

Probably nothing. (CHUCKLES) MAN: Medical unit, we need you on site now!

(GASPS)

I was dying.

See here, I'm gonna kill you.

Is that freaking pinhead alive?

So far. So far?

(GASPING)

More champagne. (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Look, we've got to be in front of the kayak when they throw the DV cam.

It's impossible, it's too dangerous, and the shot doesn't bloody work.

Of course it works. Look, all you've got to do is

come in fast behind the...

Look, this is a really well-executed picture of a world

where gravity doesn't exist.

In this world, however... It does.

I'm gonna do the shot my bloody way. Oh. Well.

Excuse me. All right, fine. It's on your head.

You have to explain it to the client.

I don't give a shit, just get on with it.

Again?

You ready?

And... Action!

(LAUGHING) It's pretty hot.

IAN: Okay, you ready?

Step on it! Pull out! Take it!

(JEFFREY CLAPPING) Great.

(SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)

Mr. Imahara, this isn't my fault.

I tried to shoot the storyboard, but he... (SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)

The "Director" here, he decided to go off on his own.

Can you make sure that Mr... (CONTINUING IN JAPANESE)

(IMAHARA CONTINUES)

He loves it. He thinks the avalanche will make a home run.

Nice.

Zoom, zoom.

Thank you.

Oh, can you tell Mr. Imahara that he'll be pleased to know that

we're not doing the avalanche as a digital effect anymore?

We're doing it for real.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay! You made your point!

No, no, no, Jeffrey, I reckon maybe we've got about 25 seconds

before you start to get my point.

In 25 seconds? Yeah, that's about the point we reach the danger zone.

(MOANS) At that point, there's a 50-50 chance of me dropping you.

More like 60-40, Jeffrey. Hey, Jeffrey, can you tilt your head up a little bit?

Little more. The same odds as skiing into an avalanche and surviving!

What was I supposed to do? We don't have the time...

Or the money to do it as a CGI Effect.

I got a great deal on a little place in Austria.

I thought you would want to do it for real.

Then why didn't you tell me?

I told you in there!

Listen, when we started this company, Jeffo,

I agreed to stay out of the business side of things.

You agreed to stay out of the creative side.

You just made a decision that affected my side.

It started on my freakin' side!

Do you really think... You're in a position to... No, no.

I am so sorry.

I promise you I will never, ever

cross onto your side again.

You get that? Uh-huh.

All right. Up you come.

You guys are crazy.

(CHUCKLES)

All right, now. What do you think?

I think it's going to be a crazy party.

That's just what I think. You know what I think.

Listen, I'll give you all the time up there you need.

I won't shoot one thing without giving you the go ahead.

Who're you gonna get to do it?

I don't know. Flakey? No.

You know anyone?

Yeah. I know some people.

в™Є Come on Are you ready to rock

в™Є Come on Am I ready to rock

в™Є Come on Am I ready to rock

в™Є Am I ready to rock Am I ready to rock в™Є

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MUSIC STOPS) Ow!

(CHEERING)

Yeah!

Whoo!

(MUSIC OVER HEADPHONES)

Yeah, we're leaving Austria in three days, so...

Yeah, well, I was thinking maybe we could meet up in Paris.

You know that little hotel we stayed in?

Well, what do you think? Ian.

Well, just tell me you'll think about it. Listen, I gotta go. Bye.

This is Ian Fintack. He'll be directing Chloe's spot.

Ian, this is Chloe Weston, gold medalist, downhill. America's sweetheart.

Hi. Hi. I look forward to working with you.

WOMAN: (OVER PA) Austrian Airlines flight 431 to Vienna. Jeffrey, can I have a word?

That's us. Come on. Jeffrey...

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

WILL: Hello?

I'm Will.

Okay.

You the guy that got me this gig?

That's right. Yeah.

Ow!

You're kinda soft in the middle there.

Come here.

Yeah?

You got any drugs?

Any what?

Midol? Advil?

Man, I'm cramping and bleeding like a stuck pig.

Well, let me know when you become useful.

All right.

Ow!

Looks like your boy Silo's a no show. He'll be here.

Silo? Yeah. You know him?

Kinda. Let's just say he's not soft in the middle.

(SILO WHOOPING)

(KITTIE LAUGHS) Silo!

Whoa, Silo, hey!

What's up, bitches? (CHUCKLES)

Pour the lady's glass first. Madam?

No, thanks. I'm fine. Go on, go on, go on.

Jeffrey, if you need me I'll be at the back of the plane.

The director didn't seem too thrilled to see me.

Oh, he's just Intimidated, probably.

I haven't seen too many gold medals on his shelf. (CHUCKLES)

(MUSIC OVER HEADPHONES)

(HUMMING)

(SIGHS) IAN: 'Cause Jeffrey's a bloody idiot.

We were gonna use Chloe

when we were doing the avalanche as a digital effect.

There's no way we're gonna use her now.

Good.

Hey, what's your problem? Never mind, just mind your own business.

Okay, boy? Oh, yeah.

Okay, just try and relax, settle in.

Take that bloody great thing off your back.

I can't. Why not?

It's my parachute.

Your what?

It's my parachute. You never know when it's gonna come in handy.

Oh, Mr. Crazy is afraid of flying? Look,

I don't like things that I can't control, okay?

Like a million tons of metal flying 60,000 feet above the ground.

So, can you guys just mind your own business, please?

Hey, read this!

Keeps your mind off things.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Geez.

I wouldn't worry about it.

This guy was evil. He had it comin' to him.

Oh, yeah? And the other 200 that died? Were they evil too?

No, you're right. We're dead men.

Oh, man! (EXHALES)

Just so we're clear on this, Chloe Weston is not skiing in my commercial.

There's only a handful of people can do this, skiing against an avalanche,

she's not one of them.

World Games don't prepare you for the kind of skiing we have to do...

Can we just concentrate on one of your obsessions at a time, please?

Sure, whatever. It's your side of things,

and I'm staying out, just like we agreed.

Good. Then why'd you bring her?

She's part of the pitch! She has to be in the commercial.

Hold on. Didn't we just go over this?

Just get a close-up of her. She can be cross-country skiing for all I care.

Fine. Excuse me.

But you're gonna have to break it to her,

being your side and all. Why doesn't that surprise me?

But I gotta warn you, she's pretty gung-ho about the whole thing.

IAN: Is she? (CELL PHONE RINGING)

Oh, say "Hi" to Stacy for me, man. Yeah?

Stace? Hi.

So, you comin' to Europe?

Why not?

Why not? Stace?

(HORN BLOWING)

Stace. Shit.

Yeah, what?

You might want to check this out.

Crisis.

(WHOOPING)

Double crisis.

(WHOOPING)

Go for it! Whoo!

Whoo!

Will? Will, you gettin' this?

WILL: Oh, yeah!

IAN: Oh, yeah, that'll work.

(WHOOPING)

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

Nice!

(WHOOPING)

Yeah!

This is crazy!

Yeah, sure it's crazy. Like skiing in front of an avalanche is crazy.

(WHOOPING) Yeah!

Yeah!

Hold on!

(WHOOPING)

(LAUGHING)

Whoo! All right! Aw, yeah!

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You must be Zorro, right?

Zoran. Uh, whatever. Did our equipment come in yet?

Yes, yesterday. I will bring it to you tomorrow.

Great, let's go to the hotel.

Now helicopter. No.

Helicopter after hotel.

No. First helicopter, and after, hotel.

Weather is good.

He wants us to do the scout before the weather turns bad. Come on.

Then why didn't he say so?

I'm goin' up there now. I'll catch up with you later.

What are we supposed to do?

IAN: I don't know. Uh?

I don't know!

JEFFREY: Excuse me, guys.

Whoa.

Let's go get a drink.

Oh, here. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, I got it. (CHUCKLES)

Hey.

(WHOOPING)

(HORN HONKS)

Yo, Zorro,

is the helicopter much farther?

Yes.

Don't you people have any four-wheel drives here?

Or snowmobiles?

Or yaks? Yes.

And we're walking?

Yes.

(CHEERING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

CHLOE: So, you've never heard of me?

No. Should we have?

Well, I won a gold medal in downhill in the World Games.

World Games? What's World Games?

I don't know. I won a gold medal in downhill skiing.

What color is it?

Wait, is that where you start at the top of the hill,

and you ski down a path that's been taken by a hundred skiers before

in the hope of getting to the bottom

a millionth of a second faster than anyone else did?

Yeah. I don't really think of that as skiing.

Really? And what do you think it is?

Boring. Lame.

Stupid.

Wait, hon. What was the question again?

The question is, "What am I doing here with you two?"

Here you go. Here.

Cool. Here.

Hey.

Hey, cool. All right! Hey.

KITTIE: Cheers! Cheers.

That's perfect!

MARK: We can bank the explosives and then wrench our way down.

We'll get more space for the avalanche to travel.

IAN: What's that?

Resort.

A resort?

ZORAN: Not finished. IAN: Is anyone there?

Serbs.

What?

ZORAN: Workers. We're right at the border with Yugoslavia.

Listen, can we stay there? Possible. Could be arranged.

No way. Why not? It's closer to where we're gonna be working.

It's gonna make everything easier. You're creative. I'm business.

Where we stay is my business.

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

Oh, ho, ho.

Hello, Austria!

(GROWLING)

SILO: Are you ready?

Go for it!

(CHEERING) Go!

No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not what we agreed to.

Tell him this is not what we agreed to.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

He said that the rates have changed,

and there's nothing he can do. Well, this is bullshit.

You tell him I'm a big shot American producer

producing a big shot American commercial,

and I want the goddamn rates we agreed to.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

Jeffrey!

What'd he say?

He's saying that we can have the old rates. Great, great.

(MISPRONOUNCING) Danke schon.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

What are they laughing at? I don't know. Maybe...

Your accent? Whatever.

(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

Can't find anyone. All going according to plan?

Yeah, great, really good.

KITTIE: Whoa! Whoo.

(GRUNTING)

Her bad. What?

Oh, great.

I think we might have to stay in the mountains after all.

ZORAN: The man wait for you up there.

You give him the money,

and he let you in.

What, you're not coming with us?

No.

Why not? Whoa. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

How the hell are we gonna get this thing up the hill?

To get up, you push the stick up, and to get down,

you push the stick down.

And where's our equipment? I bring it tomorrow on helicopter.

ZORAN: Food up there. Wait. Up is up and down is down?

(RUMBLING)

Jesus Christ. What are you trying to kill us?

What do you want me to do? Well, not kill us.

I didn't see anybody else offering to drive, okay? So don't blame it on me.

I'll get it.

Come on, guys.

Yeah, it was cool.

KITTIE: Wow.

A-ha.

Hey, I guess that must be him.

Hi!

I got some money for ya.

(COUGHS) One, two, three. Take it.

Four, five. These are maps.

(COUGHS) To what?

Hey!

KITTIE: Nice. Looks like an Austrian trailer park.

G'day, mate. Put another shrimp on the barbie.

CHLOE: Austrian. Not Australian. KITTIE: Says you.

This is not what we saw from the helicopter.

It's up there!

Come on.

I don't read Serb, but...

You lot go this way, we'll go that way, all right?

This place is sweet. Hey, don't start with me, Bucko.

We wouldn't be in the mess if it wasn't for you and Pussycat over here.

Chill out. I like it here.

Ain't every day you can stand in a hotel lobby and do this!

(WHOOPING)

Die! That's not funny or clever, or... Ow!

KITTIE: Yeah!

Huh?

Look at this trailer park. She's probably a dyke.

What do you mean dyke? I thought you got with her. No. Not my type.

Not your type? What is your type, Silo? No.

I dig uptight chicks, you know? Uptight chicks like Chloe?

Way more. Like, my ultimate fantasy is

sex with a newscaster.

You're kiddin' me, right?

No! Sex with a newscaster.

Yeah, you don't think that's cool?

News? Well, whatever.

They sit there behind that little desk with their stack of papers

and their perfect diction.

That, Will, my friend, is sexy shit, huh?

You know what, Silo?

(GRUNTING)

Now, that is sexy shit.

SILO: Whoa. Who is she? Who cares?

Where do you think she's goin'?

Same place we are.

Maybe she's got some friends.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! I got an idea. What?

Come on.

What can you see?

(GASPING)

I think it's her father.

Oh.

You know, there's a part of me that's thinking, if that is her dad,

that's kinda cool.

Oh, yeah? SILO: Yeah.

What's the other part thinkin'?

The other part's thinking, um...

(BARKING)

SILO: Dogs! Run!

(YELLING)

Run! Go, go, go, go!

Move! Move! Move!

(PANTING) Oh! Oh!

Go! Go! Go!

(BARKING CONTINUES)

Oh!

Move!

They're everywhere!

Other way! Other way! Other way!

This way! Hold on.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

(WHOOPING)

(WHOOPING) Oh, we made it!

How could you put me through that, you heartless bastard!

No one could know.

They knew. You trust them. You don't trust me?

I'm sorry. They had to know. They had to bomb the plane.

They had to make everyone think I was on it.

I've been stuck in this disgusting village for a whole day.

Why didn't anybody tell me what was I supposed to do when I got here?

I wasn't sure I would arrive safely.

I didn't want you to have to mourn twice.

I hate you.

I thought you would be glad that I am alive.

I was.

And now I hate you.

And now...

Out.

(FIRES GUN) Out.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Where are you going? Can't sleep.

(SCOFFS)

(SNOW CRUNCHING) (GASPING)

Hey.

What are you doing out here? Couldn't sleep.

Mind if I join ya? Huh?

Whatever. (SCOFFS)

(BOTH PANTING)

It's cool, huh?

Yeah.

Still soft in the middle, eh?

(LAUGHING)

(MAN SHOUTING IN SERBIAN)

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

Oh, yeah, food!

Great. Thank you. Thanks a lot.

Um... American movies? Kitty Kitty Bang Bang?

No. We're not making a movie. We're doing a commercial.

Commercial! Um... "Wassup?"

(FIRMLY) "I'm watchin' the game, drinkin' a Bud."

I'm sorry. What?

JEFFREY: This place is a joke, all this work going on.

I don't understand what he's saying. There's no cable, no TV.

There's no internet. It's freezin' cold.

I may as well be living in Canada.

JEFFREY: You think this is funny, huh? Yeah, I do.

Wow!

That's just what I was thinkin'.

I cannot wait to get out there, huh?

Yeah, I'm just gonna go and get our stuff.

(MAN SHOUTING)

(LAUGHING)

IAN: Listen, will you do something for me, Will?

Will you stop thinking with your dick?

No more night boarding. Huh?

You heard me. (SCOFFS) All right. But look at her.

I mean, come on. I'm in love, dude!

Listen, we don't know these mountains.

Until Mark checks out our run,

it's out of bounds, all right? Yeah.

All right? Yeah!

How's it lookin'? Have to go higher.

Are you comfortable with that? I'm German. I'm never comfortable.

IAN: All right, boys and girls.

Here's the goodies we've all been waiting for...

Avalanche vests, sonar transceivers,

respirators.

This shit is for pussies.

Look. It's not easy for me to admit this, but the fact of it is...

Over the past 24 hours I've fallen in love with each and every one of you.

We're gonna be pretty high up there, it's gonna be pretty dangerous,

and if anything should happen I don't think I'd ever forgive myself.

Especially you, Silo. Your quiet charm has cast a spell over me.

(LAUGHING)

Piss off.

Let's do it.

(GROWLING)

IAN: Get ready. Go!

(WHOOPING)

SILO: Follow me!

MARK: (OVER HEADSET) Ian, drop off at 100 meters.

Whoo! Yah!

Whoo!

SILO: Yeah! Oh, man!

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

IAN: Okay, what we're gonna do?

We're gonna do a side shot of the whole slide chasing you down the hill.

(GRUNTING)

Once again. Silo, go!

Nothin' like fresh powder!

Kittie, go!

Whoo-hoo.

Great. Move on. We have to time the slide

before we call it a day.

What about me?

We're moving on, Chloe.

(MUTTERS) Bastard.

(IAN OVER HEADSET) I can still hear you, Chloe. Yeah, I know.

(SNEEZES)

How's it goin', guys? It's goin' great.

We're going to shoot the avalanche.

We're going to time it. Do you want to come along?

No, no, no. No.

What is your problem with me exactly?

I've got no problem.

I just figured you were all tired from tumbling up

and down the mountain all day.

I can do this, you know.

You can't handle changes in ground cover.

And you can't handle drop offs.

I can do anything that I put my mind to.

You really want to know what it's like to ski in front of an avalanche?

Yes.

You sure?

Yes.

All right. You asked for it.

Come on.

How much do you weigh?

All right. Ready, Mark?

Zoran?

(HUMMING)

Will, you in position?

Oh, shit. IAN: (OVER HEADSET) What?

Uh, nothing.

All right. Ready, Mark? Ready.

CHLOE: That's not necessary, thanks.

All right. You're the boss.

IAN: Zoran, take her up.

Will, Mark, let's go!

(MUTTERING) Crazy.

Three, two, one... Go!

Come on, baby.

(CHEERING)

MARK: Ian, it's almost double what we anticipated!

IAN: Lower, Zoran!

IAN: Zoran, lower! Lower! Okay, okay, okay.

MARK: Ian, the avalanche is on a roll. It'll kick back up the valley.

IAN: Whoa! Whoo-hoo.

You are too low, Ian, and you know it! Just a few more seconds!

I'm bringing you back higher!

All right, take her up. Take her up! Take her up!

IAN: It's coming back. You might get a bit of spray.

Holy shit.

Will, stay still. It'll just brush your nose. Bye-bye!

What?

(GASPING)

Hey, Will, did you get a time?

(GASPING)

38.2 seconds is the time to beat.

Try to stay cool down there.

(GASPING) All right.

JEFFREY: I don't know, but I like it. IAN: Hmm.

(COUGHING) That's beautiful. Hmm.

Absolutely beautiful.

Hey, what about Chloe?

(SIGHS) There's Chloe.

Oh, shit.

Just get me the close-ups, huh?

BOTH: Whoa!

You all right there, boys?

Works.

Well done.

You okay?

Yeah.

Ever tell you I play in a band?

No.

Don't you want to know what we're called? Not really.

Mmm. Figureband!

I love it. I mean, we've only have, like, three songs,

but we can play them for hours.

Just a lot of noise, and me just screamin'.

в™Є No в™Є (LAUGHS)

Sometimes we really suck.

But sometimes it just really works out.

Are you trying to make me feel better about today?

No. Just talking about music.

(SIGHS) I am a great freaking skier.

I don't know what happened out there. I don't know.

Maybe you should loosen up a little, let the mountain tell you what to do.

Don't you get scared?

Hell yeah, that's the best part.

(KNOCKING)

What's up, dudes? Yes, we're talking about what a jerk you are.

(CHUCKLES)

Right. Well, I got something to show you guys.

Come on. Wanna go check it out?

Why not?

Yeah! Whoa!

How'd you get it hot? Watch it!

Hot rock comin' through! Whoo-hoo!

Wow, that's so cool!

No.

Ah.

That's cool.

There you go.

More rocks, please!

Just tell me what's wrong. Tell me.

Yeah, tell me why you don't want to give us a second chance at least.

What? Well, that doesn't change my feelings for you.

Stacy?

(YELLS)

No, not you. No, the phone is bloody...

Darling, I'm just saying it doesn't change... Oh, come on.

It's not that...

Hey. You are okay?

(GROANING)

I need a drink.

Then I got just what the dentist ordered.

Doctor. Just what the doctor ordered.

Ow!

I'm gonna get some sushi

and... A facial,

a manicure and a pedicure. (CHUCKLES)

(SNEEZES) Shit!

I don't want to.

You have to. You have to.

You didn't take the truth, so now you gotta do the dare.

That's the rules. Right? Yeah. Oh, definitely.

KITTIE: Come on. It won't be that bad.

Oh, God.

Come on!

Let's get this over with.

(LAUGHING)

WILL: Yes! Yes! JEFFREY: Oh, yes!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Beautiful! (CHUCKLES) Lucky gum, huh?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Drink.

Gladly, my sweet, sweet ladies.

KITTIE: Ooh. Ooh! (LAUGHING)

KITTIE: Mmm. (BLUBBERS)

Yeah.

Dare.

Okay, I want you to get out, go roll around in the snow,

run up and back down that cable.

Huh.

It's cake.

Naked. (CHUCKLES)

Mmm-mmm-mmm. (LAUGHING)

(BOTH SQUEAL)

Don't look.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! (LAUGHING)

Whoo!

Drink.

SILO: Oh, that was cold.

I'm gonna get more beer.

There you go. (GIGGLES)

I have to pee.

Hey.

I had fun last night.

You know...

You, me, mountains.

You know, the two of us...

Like, kinda like we were one person, you know?

I mean, did you feel that?

Mmm-hmm.

You did? Hmm.

Felt soft. (LAUGHS)

Soft. Right.

I'm outta here.

Hey, where are you goin'?

Away.

Cool.

Yeah! Wait!

Yeah?

What do you think you're doing?

I'm, uh... This tub's ladies only.

Yes. And leave the beer with us. Bye-bye.

Hey, dude, wait up!

(CHUCKLES) Here, have another one.

(HICCUPS)

(HICCUPS) (SIGHS)

Hey.

Hey.

I think you were right about me.

Yeah? CHLOE: Yeah. (HICCUPS)

I shouldn't be here.

That was humiliating today.

I'm not built like you guys are.

(CHUCKLES)

I think I was too stubborn to accept it.

(HICCUPS) (SIGHS)

I mean, all I do,

is I race, and I compete, and I train.

I told my coaches and my agents that

I want to do this for the money and the exposure but,

really it was because I...

(SIGHS)

I knew who you were,

and I...

Thought that for once in my life I could...

I could ski just for fun.

But apparently I'm incapable of doing that.

And now every... Ow! Shit!

Now this whole thing has turned into such a disaster.

Or maybe you're just a little drunk. (HICCUPS)

No. Oh, okay.

(LAUGHS)

Okay, maybe just a little bit.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Kittie was trying to help loosen me up.

I guess, apparently I can't even do that right.

IAN: You know, I think you're being real hard on yourself.

I've seen you race. You're a fantastic skier.

Really?

Oh, come on. You've got a gold medal.

You've got a gold medal!

(GIGGLES)

Do you want to see it?

IAN: Whoa...

Oh. Okay.

I didn't realize you actually wore it.

It is a gold medal.

Do you know how hard I had to work to get this thing?

Phew! You know what? I'm a little bit dizzy.

Yeah. Maybe you should get some sleep now.

Yep.

And depending on how you feel in the morning,

maybe we should do a dry run before we set off the slide, huh?

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks.

My hiccups are gone.

(LAUGHS)

(HICCUPS) Oops!

They're back.

Good night.

Shut up, and you...

(REWINDING)

Shoot! Shoot-shoot shoot-shoot.

Oh, hello!

Oh, yes! Yes!

We can use this for the European version. (CHUCKLES)

(GASPS)

Ooh, hello again.

Hey, that's the girl from the train.

JEFFREY: Why is she kissing her father?

You know, I know this guy from somewhere.

IAN: All right. That's enough fun.

Come on. No, wait...

So, what's with the bags, Jeffrey?

(BLOWS NOSE)

What bags? Oh, those bags.

Oh, yeah. Um...

I'm takin' off today. Didn't I tell you?

No, you didn't. JEFFREY: Oh.

Well, I'm takin' off today.

What, you're just leaving us here, is that right?

No, no. I'll be staying down

at a village near here. That's nice.

(CLEARS THROAT) Do you remember the hotel that we were gonna stay in?

Mmm-hmm. Hmm. That one.

I'll be there. Just turns out we got a little more

money in the budget. That's nice.

(COUGHING)

Oh, I'm sick.

No, you're a prick.

Whatever.

I know they are CIA, Pop.

I can smell it.

You are paranoid.

Why would anyone be looking for me?

GORAN: The CIA think I'm dead. It makes no sense.

Why come here to shoot commercial, huh?

For the same reason we came here to hide out.

It's beautiful, and no one knows about it.

Check.

Mate.

Listen. They cannot see you.

Understand? If they do,

all our plan goes to hell.

If we don't blow up the court in Holland before 48 hours,

they'll find out everything.

Our people will be jailed for the rest of their lives.

And you will be hunted again.

Why take chances?

Why not just kill them?

I love this boy.

(SPEAKING SERBIAN)

God rest his soul.

I think... We are in trouble.

JEFFREY: (ON PHONE) No, not a guy. I want a girl.

I want a blonde, well-stacked...

(COUGHS) Thank you.

Guys, come on!

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Oh, at friggin' last!

My bags are right here.

I've got a massage appointment in one hour

and a half, so come on, let's get this show on the road.

Okay.

What?

What, "What?"

Let's go before this bloody weather turns everything nasty, okay?

It's already made things nasty.

If we don't go today, we don't make deadline.

Well...

Just check the run, is all I'm saying, before you chuck it.

(SPEAKING SERBIAN)

IAN: All right, boys and girls,

the last slide came in at 38.3, so 30's the time to beat.

(GROANS)

Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

(GIGGLES)

30 seconds flat.

That was beyond. Completely beyond.

I did it.

Hey-ey! CHLOE: I did it.

Whoo-hoo!

Good morning.

Maybe not too good for you.

Where is tape?

What tape?

(SCREAMS)

Shit.

(GROANING)

Where is Slavko?

Why did you film my father?

Look, no one knows what the hell you're talking about.

(RIFLE COCKING)

You "See-a?"

Am I what?

CIA.

Worse.

Hollywood. (CHUCKLES)

Aah!

Little princess.

You answer question.

Why don't you just leave her alone?

You are boyfriend?

Slavko?

What are you doing? We take them back.

No. Princess

kiss boyfriend like in hot tub.

в™Є Kissy, kissy

в™Є La, la, la

в™Є La, la, la La, la, la, la в™Є

Hey. They didn't even do anything.

Hey! It's cool.

Are you talk to me?

What the hell is your problem?

(CHUCKLES) Huh?

Come on. Come on!

Oh, excuse me. I'm so sorry.

Stand up.

Stand up!

Now take off all clothes.

Come on. You make show for happy couple.

What are you doing, you sick freak?

(LAUGHING) "Sick freak..."

With rifle.

IVO: Slavko, enough.

We take them back.

I'm going to play with them.

(MUFFLED)

Come on. Just let him put his coat on.

No. Kiss.

Fine. There, you happy? Now let him put his coat on.

More love.

SLAVKO: More love. (WILL SHIVERING)

(GRUNTING) Will, just put your coat back on.

(GUNSHOT)

What? You think I should put my jacket on? Huh?

It's too freezing cold to put my jacket on!

WILL: So I'll just take everything off. How's that, huh?

Here. You wanted this?

Here's my frigging jacket!

Why don't we all do a little Hawaiian dance or something?

(HUMMING)

(LAUGHING)

(PANTING)

Kiss.

Kiss.

Enough.

(MOUTHING)

What are you doing, Ivo?

This is sick!

I am soldier.

We tie them up, and we take them.

Or we shoot them.

When my father finds out...

You point pistol at me, Ivo...

Your father is a soldier.

Now lower your pistol, Ivo.

No.

You lower your rifle.

I said, lower your pistol.

That's an order!

(EXPLOSION)

(ALL GASPING)

Is everyone all right?

You know I did that just to... Just to get this hug, right?

(EXPLOSION)

Shit!

Ian!

Holy Shit! Move, move. Move, move!

(BLADES WHIRRING)

ZORAN: This man is Pavlov.

That's right.

I read about this guy in the paper.

He's some sort of...

Some sort of military guy, or something but I read that he was dead.

Pavlov cannot die.

He only wants to make the world think he is,

so he can continue his crimes from hidden places.

He's the most wanted man around these days.

IAN: That was his son? Yes.

Looks like we put a bit of a damper on their family reunion.

We didn't shoot him.

We didn't do anything.

Oh, yeah. You try telling that to his dad.

You're right. We need to get out of here.

What about our stuff? What about Jeffrey?

He said he's going back down to the village.

Well, he says a lot of things.

We're going to check on Jeffrey. We're going to get our stuff

and get the hell out.

Ivo!

Slavko!

Looks like he's fine. Let's go get our stuff.

(MUFFLED) I don't understand what you want from me.

What's going on?

Hey, hey. I saw you

on the train. Remember?

Tell him he's made a mistake.

(STAMMERS) I haven't done anything.

Why were you videotaping me?

I wasn't. It was Will,

and, he wasn't trying to videotape you.

He was trying to videotape you.

Me? JEFFREY: Yeah.

Why?

Why? (CHUCKLES)

Look at you. You're beautiful.

You wanna be in the commercial?

I can put you in the commercial.

Hey, I can put her in the commercial.

You'll love it. You can brag

to your friends about how your girlfriend's in the commercial.

(GROANS)

GORAN: Ivo!

Slavko!

He's not looking for us.

We'll wait until he walks past.

Make a run for the door, okay?

One... (MOBILE RINGING)

Stay! Shit!

Hey. Say hi to Stacy.

All right?

Get down. IAN: Okay.

It's all right. My phone.

Thought I had it on vibrate. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

(SPEAKING SERBIAN)

Sure.

Oh, you wanna talk to her? You can if you like.

Yeah!

Okay, guys. Let's go.

You okay? Yeah.

Come on. Let's go.

Hurry! Hurry!

Aah! These goddamn boots.

Yet another reason why snowboarding's better than skiing.

Go, go, go, go! Okay, okay.

(GUN CLICKS)

I come to exchange some information for my safety.

Those kids are not what you think.

(THUDDING)

Jesus! What the hell was that?

(CREAKING)

They've overridden the controls.

Someone doesn't want us to leave.

What's that?

What?

Stannie. Stannie!

They're rats in cage.

But I want them alive

before I kill them.

Here's that guy again.

He looks a lot shorter in person.

Everyone grab your stuff. We're gonna get out of here.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

All right. Kick the windows in.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Well, all right. (GROANING)

I can't die in pink. IAN: Okay.

Quick! Move! Move!

It's quite a drop.

(SPEAKING SERBIAN )

Come on. Shoot! Shoot him.

(GUNSHOTS)

Come on. Shoot!

(SCREAMS)

(SHOUTING IN SERBIAN)

Whoo!

Come on. Give me the gun.

Keep going. I'll be right behind you.

(GASPS)

I can't do this.

You can. Trust yourself.

(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

KITTIE: Will!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Oh... Oh shit!

Are you okay? I just bought that board.

Okay. Hang on to me.

Okay.

No! No!

No!

Aah!

Shit!

(SCREAMING)

Okay. Hook up.

Will, take the other end of the rope.

Put it around your waist. Quickly. Come on. Like this?

(LOUD BANG)

Can you tie it around your waist?

I counter you. WILL: Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Let's go.

(SCREAMS) Go!

I got you.

No!

(GRUNTING)

KITTIE: No!

WILL: Hold on.

Hold! (GRUNTING)

What do we do now?

(STRAINING)

Hold on.

(STRAINING)

No! Thanks, Mark.

Will, what are you doing?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh... (CHUCKLES)

You bastard. I didn't mean to.

WILL: I didn't mean to. I swear.

I swear...

You ok, Mark?

Send her down.

Okay?

Okay.

IAN: Guys, there's a secure ledge 50 meters down below me.

Stop. Okay.

Like this?

Keep moving.

Okay. I think I can see a ledge down below.

Okay.

Chloe, put your foot down a little to the left.

Right. Okay.

No, no. I didn't mean right. I meant left.

Oh shit! Shit!

(GRUMBLING)

Give me some more rope.

(MUMBLES)

Sorry. Yeah.

Just cut the damn rope.

Huh?

Okay.

(KITTIE SCREAMS)

Oh, man.

IAN: Keep moving.

Chloe. Chloe, let go. Jump.

Jump!

Okay, I'm coming down now.

You all right?

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

(SCREAMS) Oh, no!

(WHIMPERING)

(GUNSHOT)

(CHUCKLES)

Don't shoot!

Move, move, move.

Yeah!

KITTIE: Will? (GROANING)

Will! Will!

Will! Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Will, are you all right?

(PANTING)

KITTIE: Will!

Come on! What are you doing?

(GUNSHOT) No!

The gun jammed!

Pull it! Come on, Mark.

Pull him.

CHLOE: Will? Will?

(GROANING)

Hey, Kittie?

Would you still think I'm soft if I sacrificed myself for the team?

I don't think you're soft.

Does that mean you like me?

Yes, I really like you.

That means you'll go out with me?

Yes. I'd love to. Come on!

Get closer.

Take the camera. KITTIE: Will!

(GUNSHOT)

(SHOUTS)

There's no gas. We must back!

Shut up! Get closer.

You promise, right?

KITTIE: I promise.

Okay. IAN: Will, no!

(SCREAMS)

No!

Bastard!

(GUNSHOT) (GROANS)

We're losing them. Take it.

Stay there.

Where's Ian?

Mark, anchor me.

Okay, ready. Silo?

(YELLING)

(SCREAMING)

Go closer!

There's no gas. We must back.

I said, go closer.

Ian, oh, my ribs. Ian.

Come on.

Pavlov, they are not going anywhere.

Ditch it, Pavel. Ditch it.

(BEEPING)

Go.

Go.

(GROANING)

Keep pressure on that.

Y'all better get the hell out of here before Slobo comes back.

Okay? Okay. We can't move him.

Thanks. Thanks.

I'll stay.

You're sure? Mmm-hmm.

We should leave tomorrow.

Like you planned.

They know I am alive.

I'm not leaving until they are dead.

They watched Slavko die.

I wanna watch them die.

YANA: Wait, for how long?

How long do you think we can hide here?

How long before someone else finds us?

Is Slavko worth losing everything?

(GROANS)

You ever say anything about my son again,

and I'll bury you.

Hey, wake up.

Hey, wake up. (MUMBLES) Mom?

Oh, hi. Can you get me to New York?

Do you think Will's ok?

Yeah, I'm sure he's just fine.

We made it.

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

You have got to be kidding.

I've got an idea.

Him?

(GROANS)

Let's go.

Go ahead. I'll keep these suckers occupied.

Come on.

(GRUNTING)

This is our only chance.

Come on, Kittie.

That thing's the size of a small bus.

Well, they keep moving.

Of course they keep moving.

What the hell do you expect?

You missed. Look out.

Okay. Now! All right.

There!

What's happening?

They're making a run for it.

(GUNSHOT)

(YELLING)

Whoa!

Hit the chopper.

(BOTH PANTING)

Here's that avalanche you've been hoping for.

Come on. Let's go.

IAN: Okay, look out, Chloe. Come in for a triple. Loosen up.

Don't think like a racer.

Okay, Chloe. It's perfect.

It's just what we're looking for.

Now get ready. On my cue,

cut to the right.

One, two, three.

Good work.

She was great, wasn't she, yeah?

Just like I promised.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

Mr. Imahara wants to know how did they get away from the avalanche.

Say hi to Chloe. JEFFREY: That's why she's the champion.

Hey, sweetheart. What's going on?

CHLOE: Look out the window!

(ALL WHOOPING)

Whoo-hoo!

(GIGGLES) Whoo-hoo!

Here we go again.

(ALL CHEERING)