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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Who are you supposed to be?

Babe Watch?

Look, I have a test coming up and I could really use your help.

Me?

Like, you want me to pretend like I'm drowning or something?

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, I don't know if that's a good idea.

I'm just going to be staring at those tits the whole time, you know that.

Oh my god, you're so gross.

Look, it'll take ten minutes.

Can you compose yourself for ten minutes?

Fine. Fine.

Okay. Can you turn around?

And put your arms out.

And kind of act like you're struggling a bit in the water.

Ah! Okay.

All right. A little less.

Just, like, chill out here, okay?

And then I'm going to come under the buoy.

How I would hook you.

I'm going to try to bring you back in.

Go to your nipple, Pokemon Max.

Water must be cold then.

You know what happens to boys' penises when they get cold.

Maybe you should find out.

Can you please stop?

You're my stepbrother and that was so inappropriate.

Can you just get on the bed? I need to practice some CPR.

Right.

Okay, so first we check for breath.

Put your tongue back in there.

Okay, no breath.

So we initiate mouth -to -mouth now.

Can you please stop?

Can you take this seriously?

You know, I'm pretty sure if you were unconscious, you wouldn't be touching up

on my breasts.

Oh, sorry.

Can you shut this again?

Ow,

ow, ow, ow. What?

I got stung by a jellyfish.

A jellyfish?

We're not even near the water.

Oh, I got stung on my dick.

I mean, I guess I wouldn't actually know what to do if you got stung by a

jellyfish.

Check your throat or something. It hurts.

Okay. Hold on. Let me look it up.

Okay, poison.

It does say suck it out.

Yeah, suck the poison out.

I guess so.

Well...

Wait a second.

You're not supposed to suck jellyfish poison out. You're supposed to pee on

What, do you think I'm stupid?

Oh my god, if you wanted me to suck your dick, why don't you just fucking say

so? If I suck your dick, will you finally take this seriously and just let

practice?

Of course, I promise.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna do it, and you gotta swear to be fucking serious afterwards.

Okay, okay, I promise.

Ugh, I can't believe I'm doing this.

No.

Can you, like, hurry up and finish?

Well, maybe if you sit on it, it'll go faster.

Are you serious?

Okay,

look, this is a one and done thing.

We're not going to talk about it.

We're not going to tell anyone.

It might as well never have happened, okay?

Okay, okay, I promise.

Why don't you love me?

I'm just going to sit on this fucking rug.

Make it even tighter.

Yeah, sure.