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Hey, Buttet, how come we're going to
Stewart's house?
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Cuz, I've heard he's got diarrhea.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you, boys, for bringing Stewart's
homework to school for him. He's so
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sick, he spent all night in the
bathroom.
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Really?
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Diarrhea?
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Yes, I'm afraid so.
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Now, boys, come on.
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Say, have you boys eaten breakfast?
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Uh... Um, I think I did once.
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Well, you can't go to school on an empty
stomach.
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Here, I made some breakfast burritos for
Stuart.
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But he's not feeling well enough to eat.
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Whoa.
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Burritos for breakfast.
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Yeah, yeah. Cool.
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You boys eat up. I'm going to check on
Stuart.
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He probably needs more TP.
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Hey, Beavis.
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You think she's going to put a
thermometer up his butt?
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Yeah. And then she's going to put it in
his mouth.
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Yeah.
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What the hell is this crap?
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This isn't a burrito.
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Yeah. I got eggs in mine.
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She tricked us. No wonder Stuart's got
diarrhea.
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Yeah. Let's see what else I have.
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Yeah.
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This sucks.
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There's nothing good in here.
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Hey, butt munch, give me some.
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What?
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What the hell was that?
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Hmm.
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What the hell is this?
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Uh, I think this is a primus.
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Uh, no.
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This is a feminefrious tubloideal
buttoid.
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Really? These guys, like, crawl up into
people's butts and, like, go exploring.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know.
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What are those lights for?
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That's so like they can see when they're
crawling around inside your butt.
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No way. You mean it's dark in your butt?
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Yeah.
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You know when they say stick it where
the sun don't shine?
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They're talking about your butt.
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Oh. I thought it meant like under your
pillow or something.
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But, like, um, if it's dark inside your
butt, then, like, how do the turds find
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their way out?
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Uh, I think they can, like, be in the
dark like that.
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Ah.
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Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
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Hey, buddy, let me go see these guys in
concert.
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Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Thamonephrius tubloidial buttnoid.
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The Thamonephrius tubloidial buttnoid
have left your pan.
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It's ironic that we in this country who
cherish freedom occasionally support
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governments who are less responsive to
human rights.
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We're very fortunate to have had a very
stable government for more than 20
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years. The struggle for freedom is by no
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means over. It still goes on today in
places like Nicaragua, El Salvador, and
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Panama.
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Bunghole. Bunghole.
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Beavis, please sit down.
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Are you threatening me?
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I am Cornholio. Come on, Beavis. Take
your seat.
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Now, technically, America is not a
democracy.
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Do you have TV? Give me for my bunghole?
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Get out of here, Beavis.
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We're very fortunate, although, in other
parts of the world, they aren't so
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lucky.
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Beavis, where are you going?
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Where did Beavis go?
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That was cool.
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Coming up next, Butthead begins to
suspect Beavis of codependency. Stay
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I am Cornholio. I need chippy for my
bunghole.
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Hey, would you like to see my bunghole?
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Butthead, where did Beavis go?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Is Beavis having some kind of a problem
that I should know about?
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Uh, he ate like 27 candy bars, and then
he like drank a six -pack of root beer.
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Hmm, that's strange. I just read about a
study that said sugar isn't supposed to
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cause hyperactivity.
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I am Cornholio.
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Whoa. That was cool.
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I need tippy for my bunghole.
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Come out with your pants down.
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Oh, yeah.
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Never mind.
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Listos? Escuchen.
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Ejercicio 20.
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Rápido ruedan las ruedas los carros
cargados de azúcar del ferrocarril.
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Bueno? Repitan, por favor.
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I am Cornolio. I need tipi for my
bunghole.
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Señor Beavis, ¿dónde está tu hall pass?
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Are you threatening me?
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You will give me tipi, bungholio.
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Beavis, just what in the hell do you
think you're doing?
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Do not make my bunghole angry.
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Do you have any olio?
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Get the hell out of my class and go
straight to the principal's office, now.
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Um, okay.
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The principal, he will give me tipi.
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I would hate for my bunghole -io to get
polio.
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Las luces son prendidas y nadie en casa.
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Where I come from, we have no bunghole.
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Damn it. If this is Bon Jovi, I'm
gonna... Whoa.
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Yeah. Her back's all bent out of shape.
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What's wrong?
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Viva.
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You butthole.
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When you see a chick in a window like
that, she's got her back all bent out of
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shape.
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That means she's hot.
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I don't know about it.
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I think she was, like, injured.
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Well, whatever it was, it gave me a
stiffy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey,
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Bela.
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I thought you called the cable company
and told them to quit playing this crap.
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Oh, yeah, I did, but then, like, when
the guy answered, I said, excuse me, do
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you have 12 -pound balls?
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And I hung up.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was cool.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, women, yeah.
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Oh, is that Ross Perot?
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Yeah.
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I think that's Ross Perot, like, from a
long time ago.
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Oh, yeah.
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Folks, it's simple. When a problem comes
along, you must whip it.
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It looks like some kind of bum -snoidy
old butt -snoid.
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Now whip it.
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Into the cave.
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Shape it up.
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Get a train.
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Go forward.
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Move ahead.
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Try to detect it. It's not too late. Do
it.
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Get the tape.
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Come on.
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Move ahead. Try to detect it.
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Well,
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at least I tried.
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You just sit there on your app and make
me do all the work.
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Yeah.
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Check out those hats.
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Those are cool.
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You can stack one inside the other.
They, like, have all different colors,
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know. It's like you can wear one one day
and then another the other day. And,
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like, you put them on your head, you
know.
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And that's like, they can protect you
from, like, harmful rays.
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Leave us.
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You're a damn weirdo.
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Shut up, buddy.
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I'm not from here, you know.
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Look, I don't know what your problem is.
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But I simply cannot have students
wandering the hallways during class,
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interrupting other classes, and giving
prophecies of a great plague.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Wait. What was that?
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Did you just say you're sorry?
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You did.
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You said you were sorry, didn't you?
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Yeah, see?
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I knew it. You kids have never
apologized to me once.
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Maybe this is a new day for you. Maybe
punishment isn't the answer.
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I'm going to let you go.
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You know, I'm actually proud of you
today.
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Take some candy with you.
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Now you're going right back to class,
right, Beavis?
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TV for my bunghole.
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I'm the great Cornholio.
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Do you need a hall pass?
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Are you threatening me?
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I no need hall pass.
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I need olio for my bunghole.
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I'm the great Cornholio.
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I have no bunghole.
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Bungholio.
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I need TV for my bunghole.
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We are without bunghole.
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