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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,819 Hey, buddy. 2 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:12,780 Aren't we supposed to, like, do something? 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,040 Uh, I think we're supposed to, like, turn something up or something. 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,800 Wow, wow. 5 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:25,760 Hey, answer today's trivia teaser and win a chance to guest DJ on Rabid Ron in 6 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,479 the morning. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,840 Okay, everybody, here goes. 8 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:33,000 What history -making English pop group was known as the Fab Four? 9 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:34,900 That question sucks. 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,680 Yeah. 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360 Math is my worst subject. 12 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,800 Hey, Beavis. 13 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,860 Call anyway. 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,240 Cool. 15 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,860 Hey, I guess nobody knows the answer, so the guest DJ slot goes to the next 16 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:55,400 caller. Hey, bud, it's ringing. It's ringing. 17 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,920 Cool. 18 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:01,000 And here he is. Hey there, Mr. 19 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,320 Guest DJ, what have you got to say for yourself? 20 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,860 Only $2 to see Sonic Youth? 21 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,600 Yeah, that's a good deal. 22 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,200 Hey, how's it going? What high school you go to? 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,680 I go to the same high school you go to. What are you talking about, buddy? 24 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,080 I was talking to the chick, Beavis. 25 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,480 Oh. 26 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:30,820 Dumbass. Well, you should have said, hey, baby, then. 27 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,280 See? Like that. Hey, baby, how's it going? 28 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,880 Beavis? 29 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,360 Yeah, yeah, go for it, dude. She wants you. 30 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it, go for it. She wants you. Come on, slam 31 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,060 her, slam into her. Come on. 32 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:50,620 Go for it. Come on, grab her. Yeah, yeah, go for it. 33 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,080 Grab her. 34 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,220 Yeah. Come on. 35 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,520 Go for it. 36 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:56,620 Yeah. 37 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,980 See, now that dude knows how to do it. 38 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:01,940 Yeah. 39 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:10,280 Tell the story of the chode. 40 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:16,220 This is the story of a lonely little chode. He never scored. 41 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 That's a yes. 42 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,260 I think that's like your story, Beavis. 43 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,299 All right. 44 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,300 Your story, too. 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,600 You sit too close to me, Beavis. 46 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,860 Would you, like, move a little further down the couch? 47 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:35,740 No, wait, butthead. 48 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,520 You move. 49 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,360 I'm uncomfortable. 50 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,460 If this was a real concert, some roadie would be up there in about two seconds 51 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,420 kicking their asses off the stage. 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,340 Yeah, you just, like, throw them out in the crowd. 53 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:57,510 That dude would probably, like, Break a bunch of bones and stuff, but, you know, 54 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,730 at least he got some. 55 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:05,590 Now, dude, a lot of guys get nervous when they go on the air, but let me give 56 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:06,228 you a tip. 57 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:07,870 Pretend you're talking to one person. 58 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:10,750 Can I be, like, a chick? 59 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,810 Sure. Hey, baby. 60 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,170 Want to, like, get me on? 61 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,650 Me too. 62 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:23,870 Hey, Headbangers, this is Rabid Ron bringing you the Tri -County area's 63 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,870 and hottest metal. 64 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,540 Helping out today are our guest DJ winners, Beavis and Butthead. 65 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,960 How you doing, dudes? 66 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,760 Uh, no. 67 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,040 How about you, Beavis? 68 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,580 Check out my butt. 69 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:43,400 Okay, let's give Beavis and Butthead time to calm down a little and play 70 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,820 something from the new group, Viking Funeral. 71 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,460 What do you say, Butthead? 72 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,660 Uh, they suck. 73 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,220 Hey, guys? 74 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,760 I used to do subversive radio myself in the 70s, okay? 75 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,760 But for this gig, we need a little more positivity, all right? 76 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,220 Hey, Bud, what's he saying? 77 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,900 Uh, I think he said we can't say stuff sucks anymore. 78 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,880 Yeah, we can. Stuff sucks. 79 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,480 It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. 80 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,060 That was cool. 81 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,420 Hey, fellas, if you play ball, there's a $5 gift certificate in it for you from 82 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,419 the Sound Silo. 83 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,579 Courtesy of Rabbit Ron in the morning. 84 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:26,940 Hey, that was the latest from Viking Funeral. Uh, they don't suck, Rabbit 85 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,880 Yeah, they used to. 86 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,140 No, you said we can't say that anymore. 87 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,160 So, how's it feel to be on the radio, boys? 88 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,620 Pretty cool, huh? 89 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,640 Uh, it doesn't suck. 90 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,100 Hey, Rabbit Ron, like, how old are you? 91 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:46,240 You look like really old, like more old than you sound or something. 92 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,920 Yeah, you look like an old fart. 93 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:54,910 By the way, boys, I got some last night. How about you, huh? 94 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:56,970 I didn't think so. 95 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:05,650 Whoa, I'm talking about the beavers and the butthead coming right back. 96 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,230 You look like you're really old. 97 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:13,470 Hey, 98 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:17,170 if you guys keep screwing around, I'm going to be one pissed off radio 99 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:20,250 personality. So try to take this a little more seriously, okay? 100 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:26,770 Hey, we're back with our guest DJs Beavis and Butted. So dudes, how about 101 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:28,370 music that kicks ass? 102 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:30,670 Cool. 103 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:32,930 You said ass. 104 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:34,850 Kick ass. 105 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:40,110 You wouldn't expect anything less from the Tri -County Region's ass -kicking 106 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,110 -est radio station. 107 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:43,390 Ass. 108 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:49,320 But before we get to the ass -kicking, Butt -Ed, why don't you tell the folks 109 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,020 about our next head -banging contest? 110 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,320 Uh, okay. 111 00:05:55,740 --> 00:06:00,420 Uh, the teeth cooler? 112 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,200 Tenth caller. 113 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:06,000 Uh, get the free tattoo on his butt. 114 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,620 Yeah, great joke, Butt -Ed. 115 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,500 Of course he means tickets to tonight's Bon Jovi concert. 116 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,360 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for Beavis and Butthead. But keep 117 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,720 listening, because somebody always wins. 118 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,360 You guys get the hell out of here and never come back. 119 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 You're old. 120 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:30,620 Yes, and you suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, 121 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,359 suck, suck. 122 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,840 Out! Hey, what about our $5 birth certificate, butthole? 123 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,460 Out! 124 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,500 No, I'm sorry, sir. We're not offering the butt tattoo promotion. 125 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:45,030 No, I'm sorry, sir. We're not offering the butt tattoo promotion. 126 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:47,110 Radio's not that cool. 127 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:48,710 Yeah. 128 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:53,350 For a guy who's supposed to, like, have rabies, Rabbit Ron's a wuss. 129 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,830 I'm glad you enjoyed them, sir, but no, I'm afraid they are not real radio 130 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:58,830 personalities. 131 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,730 This is a rip -off. It's like... 132 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,200 When I see a Soundgarden video, I want to see Soundgarden, not just, like, 133 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,360 pictures of Soundgarden. 134 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,900 Uh, a video is just a bunch of pictures, Beavis. 135 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,940 What do you mean, butt -head? 136 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,720 Everything on TV is just, like, a bunch of pictures of something. 137 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,040 No, it's not. 138 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,560 Like, sometimes they move. 139 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,160 Uh, yeah, but it's still like moving pictures. 140 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,580 No, it's not. They're moving around. 141 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,340 I mean, they're not moving around, but like in other videos, they're like 142 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,620 around. Be the same. 143 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,520 You're going to see a moving picture of my foot kicking your ass in about two 144 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,220 seconds. Now just shut up and sit still. 145 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,479 All right. 146 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,480 All right, all right. 147 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,920 All my friends are brown and red. 148 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,040 All his friends are brown and red? 149 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,480 What's that supposed to mean? 150 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,720 It means they're like turds. 151 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,300 He's telling his friends, like, that they suck. 152 00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,660 Oh, yeah. 153 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,240 No, 154 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,480 sir, I don't have any spare change. 155 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,580 Get those damn spoons out of my face. 156 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:17,940 Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt. 157 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:20,140 Get out of here! 158 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,250 Poon man. 159 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:30,850 Hey, 160 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:34,890 Buggy. Time to play the radio. 161 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,350 Oh, yeah. 162 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:45,090 Coming up on the Tri -County Area's, uh, like, number one radio station, uh, ten 163 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:47,390 in a row thongs that don't suck. 164 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,130 And stuff. 165 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:57,210 This used to be a cool place until they put these dorks on. 166 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:05,550 Hey, who is this? 167 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,850 Uh, this is Greta. This time he's gone too far. 168 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,370 Oh, look at that wiener! 169 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,010 Yeah. 170 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,350 Red has got quite a unit on him. 171 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,030 Yeah. 172 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:26,550 He probably has to wear a dress. It's like he can't fit his unit inside a 173 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:27,550 pair of pants. 174 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:34,230 It's like he tries to put his pickets on and he just goes... Yeah. 175 00:09:36,979 --> 00:09:40,920 You know one cool thing about having, like, a big wiener? If I, if I, it 176 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,460 protects your neck, you know? If I, it acts as a shield. 177 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,700 I guess. 178 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,800 But getting kicked in the wiener is no picnic either, Beavis. Yeah, but it 179 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,680 doesn't hurt as bad, but it, trust me. 180 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,720 Here, I'll demonstrate. 181 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:04,520 Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass. 182 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,780 Oh, I forgot. 183 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,720 You have a small wiener. 184 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,700 You don't have any stand protection. 185 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,080 That was cool. 186 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:24,880 As soon as my nads feel better, I'm going to beat the living crap out of 187 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,240 You butt -knocker. 188 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 Butt -head. 189 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,080 I'm going to kick you in the nap again. Don't call me that. 190 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,640 You pussy. 191 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,150 Thank you. 13349