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Hey, buddy.
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Aren't we supposed to, like, do
something?
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Uh, I think we're supposed to, like,
turn something up or something.
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Wow, wow.
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Hey, answer today's trivia teaser and
win a chance to guest DJ on Rabid Ron in
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the morning.
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Okay, everybody, here goes.
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What history -making English pop group
was known as the Fab Four?
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That question sucks.
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Yeah.
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Math is my worst subject.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Call anyway.
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Cool.
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Hey, I guess nobody knows the answer, so
the guest DJ slot goes to the next
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caller. Hey, bud, it's ringing. It's
ringing.
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Cool.
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And here he is. Hey there, Mr.
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Guest DJ, what have you got to say for
yourself?
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Only $2 to see Sonic Youth?
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Yeah, that's a good deal.
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Hey, how's it going? What high school
you go to?
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I go to the same high school you go to.
What are you talking about, buddy?
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I was talking to the chick, Beavis.
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Oh.
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Dumbass. Well, you should have said,
hey, baby, then.
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See? Like that. Hey, baby, how's it
going?
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Beavis?
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Yeah, yeah, go for it, dude. She wants
you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it, go
for it. She wants you. Come on, slam
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her, slam into her. Come on.
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Go for it. Come on, grab her. Yeah,
yeah, go for it.
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Grab her.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Go for it.
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Yeah.
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See, now that dude knows how to do it.
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Yeah.
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Tell the story of the chode.
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This is the story of a lonely little
chode. He never scored.
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That's a yes.
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I think that's like your story, Beavis.
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All right.
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Your story, too.
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You sit too close to me, Beavis.
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Would you, like, move a little further
down the couch?
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No, wait, butthead.
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You move.
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I'm uncomfortable.
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If this was a real concert, some roadie
would be up there in about two seconds
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kicking their asses off the stage.
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Yeah, you just, like, throw them out in
the crowd.
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That dude would probably, like, Break a
bunch of bones and stuff, but, you know,
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at least he got some.
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Now, dude, a lot of guys get nervous
when they go on the air, but let me give
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you a tip.
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Pretend you're talking to one person.
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Can I be, like, a chick?
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Sure. Hey, baby.
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Want to, like, get me on?
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Me too.
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Hey, Headbangers, this is Rabid Ron
bringing you the Tri -County area's
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and hottest metal.
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Helping out today are our guest DJ
winners, Beavis and Butthead.
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How you doing, dudes?
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Uh, no.
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How about you, Beavis?
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Check out my butt.
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Okay, let's give Beavis and Butthead
time to calm down a little and play
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something from the new group, Viking
Funeral.
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What do you say, Butthead?
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Uh, they suck.
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Hey, guys?
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I used to do subversive radio myself in
the 70s, okay?
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But for this gig, we need a little more
positivity, all right?
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Hey, Bud, what's he saying?
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Uh, I think he said we can't say stuff
sucks anymore.
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Yeah, we can. Stuff sucks.
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It sucks. It sucks. It sucks.
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That was cool.
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Hey, fellas, if you play ball, there's a
$5 gift certificate in it for you from
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the Sound Silo.
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Courtesy of Rabbit Ron in the morning.
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Hey, that was the latest from Viking
Funeral. Uh, they don't suck, Rabbit
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Yeah, they used to.
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No, you said we can't say that anymore.
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So, how's it feel to be on the radio,
boys?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Uh, it doesn't suck.
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Hey, Rabbit Ron, like, how old are you?
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You look like really old, like more old
than you sound or something.
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Yeah, you look like an old fart.
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By the way, boys, I got some last night.
How about you, huh?
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I didn't think so.
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Whoa, I'm talking about the beavers and
the butthead coming right back.
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You look like you're really old.
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Hey,
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if you guys keep screwing around, I'm
going to be one pissed off radio
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personality. So try to take this a
little more seriously, okay?
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Hey, we're back with our guest DJs
Beavis and Butted. So dudes, how about
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music that kicks ass?
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Cool.
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You said ass.
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Kick ass.
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You wouldn't expect anything less from
the Tri -County Region's ass -kicking
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-est radio station.
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Ass.
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But before we get to the ass -kicking,
Butt -Ed, why don't you tell the folks
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about our next head -banging contest?
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, the teeth cooler?
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Tenth caller.
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Uh, get the free tattoo on his butt.
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Yeah, great joke, Butt -Ed.
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Of course he means tickets to tonight's
Bon Jovi concert.
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I'm afraid that's all the time we have
for Beavis and Butthead. But keep
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listening, because somebody always wins.
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You guys get the hell out of here and
never come back.
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You're old.
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Yes, and you suck, suck, suck, suck,
suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck,
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suck, suck.
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Out! Hey, what about our $5 birth
certificate, butthole?
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Out!
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No, I'm sorry, sir. We're not offering
the butt tattoo promotion.
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No, I'm sorry, sir. We're not offering
the butt tattoo promotion.
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Radio's not that cool.
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Yeah.
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For a guy who's supposed to, like, have
rabies, Rabbit Ron's a wuss.
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I'm glad you enjoyed them, sir, but no,
I'm afraid they are not real radio
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personalities.
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This is a rip -off. It's like...
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When I see a Soundgarden video, I want
to see Soundgarden, not just, like,
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pictures of Soundgarden.
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Uh, a video is just a bunch of pictures,
Beavis.
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What do you mean, butt -head?
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Everything on TV is just, like, a bunch
of pictures of something.
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No, it's not.
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Like, sometimes they move.
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Uh, yeah, but it's still like moving
pictures.
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No, it's not. They're moving around.
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I mean, they're not moving around, but
like in other videos, they're like
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around. Be the same.
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You're going to see a moving picture of
my foot kicking your ass in about two
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seconds. Now just shut up and sit still.
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All right.
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All right, all right.
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All my friends are brown and red.
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All his friends are brown and red?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means they're like turds.
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He's telling his friends, like, that
they suck.
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Oh, yeah.
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No,
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sir, I don't have any spare change.
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Get those damn spoons out of my face.
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Get those spoons out of my face before I
shove them up your butt.
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Get out of here!
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Poon man.
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Hey,
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Buggy. Time to play the radio.
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Oh, yeah.
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Coming up on the Tri -County Area's, uh,
like, number one radio station, uh, ten
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in a row thongs that don't suck.
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And stuff.
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This used to be a cool place until they
put these dorks on.
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Hey, who is this?
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Uh, this is Greta. This time he's gone
too far.
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Oh, look at that wiener!
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Yeah.
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Red has got quite a unit on him.
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Yeah.
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He probably has to wear a dress. It's
like he can't fit his unit inside a
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pair of pants.
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It's like he tries to put his pickets on
and he just goes... Yeah.
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You know one cool thing about having,
like, a big wiener? If I, if I, it
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protects your neck, you know? If I, it
acts as a shield.
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I guess.
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But getting kicked in the wiener is no
picnic either, Beavis. Yeah, but it
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doesn't hurt as bad, but it, trust me.
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Here, I'll demonstrate.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Oh, I forgot.
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You have a small wiener.
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You don't have any stand protection.
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That was cool.
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As soon as my nads feel better, I'm
going to beat the living crap out of
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You butt -knocker.
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Butt -head.
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I'm going to kick you in the nap again.
Don't call me that.
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You pussy.
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Thank you.
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