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It won't be long now, Beavis.

Soon we will hear her voice.

This is gonna be cool.

It's a long walk, but you know, it's worth it. Yeah.

Okay.

Get ready, Beavis.

Here she comes.

Going down.

Going down.

P1. Going down.

Going down.

Going down.

Number two, please.

Number two.

Okay.

There's something I want you to hear first.

Key two, going down.

No, I said two.

Uh, okay.

Here you go.

What are you doing?

Oh, God. Are we stuck?

Uh... Oh,

that's my checkbook.

All right. This is first.

What's going on here?

It's like something's wrong. It's like they're not having sex.

And they're not fighting.

This must be like a very special episode or something.

That ball needs a tan.

Pauly D's like, hey, what's going on up here?

Everybody's downstairs getting it on.

You guys either start fighting or get down to the smush room now.

Oh, boy.

They're not going to fight or have sex.

I'm just going to put tubes together.

I'm kind of tired.

I'm just going to lay down here a second.

Sucky!

You said lick it.

Lick what?

Lick what?

Are they having sex yet?

Uh, no.

Yay,

yay, yeah, now let's all have sex, yeah.

They should have, like, a PA system, and a voice just comes on and says,

everybody report to the smush room immediately.

Make sure you're DTF, thank you.

And like MacGyver, mission success.

Yay!

Beavis, now look what you did.

Hit the alarm. The red button.

Uh, we've hit that one before.

She doesn't say anything.

See? Try that phone down there. Let's see if we can get security.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good idea.

Oh, here.

It's ringing.

Hello?

Hey, how's it going?

We're stuck on an elevator.

With this girl, and, um... Uh -huh.

Um... Yeah, yeah, she's pretty hot. Oh, yeah.

Give me the phone. I'll talk to them. Yeah, dumbass. Give it to her. You know

what I'm saying?

Cut it out, butthole! Damn it! I'm having a conversation!

Oh, God.

Kick your ass all over this elevator!

Damn it!

Hello?

Great. No reception.

Listen,

I think that roof panel comes off.

Uh -huh. And we can get out that way.

I'll get on top of you.

He'll what?

And we can build a three -way boost.

Okay.

Hey.

Three -way.

Hey.

Hey, shut up.

Okay, listen.

Do you guys want to have sex?

Uh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's not too much trouble.

Okay. Here's how we're going to do it.

One of you gets down on all fours, then the other gets on top of him in the same

position.

Whatever you say, baby.

Yeah, just like that.

Ow. Damn it. Ow.

That's all right, baby.

Get on up there. Ow.

I can't believe our luck.

This is going to be cool.

Where is she, butthead?

I don't know.

Maybe she met a couple other dudes.

Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.

I'm getting kind of tired, butthead. Can we switch?

You dumbass. It won't work that way. Don't you know anything about making

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Ben, butthead.

Long.

I'm hungry.

And thirsty.

Yeah, yeah. Really.

What are we supposed to eat in here?

This elevator is stupid.

Yeah. And it's stuck, too.

We're gonna die.

Yeah, boy.

I think they're making soup.

You know what they always say about soup?

It's always better the next day. You know what I mean?

I wonder if they put soup in this video because maybe it's like one of those

songs that sounds better the second time you hear it.

No.

I saw this video yesterday.

Fuck's worse now.

You know the thing about soup is it just goes right through you. It

really does. No, it doesn't.

For me, it does.

That's why I like it. It gives me something to do.

That cook should really wear a hairnet.

Yeah, really.

Yeah, and a beard net, too.

Wouldn't want one of those butt hairs in my soup.

When they have friends over for soup, they make them listen to the song first.

Yeah, come on over. We're making soup.

And then they're like, you're not going to make us listen to that song again,

are you?

And then they're like, I don't know, you know, just while it's warming up,

maybe, you know.

Come on.

The poop's warming up. Don't worry.

You call this poop, woman?

Yeah, yeah. Go to the store and get me some Progresso, biatch.

This poop tastes worse than these songs you write.

It goes right through you.

Oh, no.

I don't want to die.

Well, Beavis.

I think we have to, like, resort to communalism.

What's that?

It's like in that movie, Alive. We have to, like, start eating ourselves.

Really?

I don't want to eat myself.

No, it's like we got to eat each other's legs and stuff.

So I'm going to eat your leg first.

Because I'm hungrier.

Okay.

But before I eat your leg, I'm going to have to kill you.

Okay, but I get to kill you next because I'm hungry too.

Okay.

Dumbass.

So how are you going to kill me?

By kicking your ass.

Wait a minute, butthead.

If you kill me to eat my leg first, then how am I going to kill you to eat your

leg if I'm already killed?

I don't know.

Damn it.

All right, I'm going to kill you first.

Hey,

how's it going?

Are you going down?

Uh, yeah. P2, please.

P2, going down.

Uh... Hmm.