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Horses! Fornicators! Horses! Fornicators!

Horses! Fornicators! Horses! Fornicators!

What is this place?

Here you are, son. You can read all about it.

Uh, no.

Did you say there were whores in there?

Well, boys, you tell me. Those women that are going in there have had sexual

relations outside of a marriage.

And that is the Bible definition of a whore.

Whores. Whores. Yeah, yeah.

Whores. Whores. Hold on a second.

Now, I do appreciate your enthusiasm, boys. It's wonderful to see young boys

interested in doing the Lord's work. But I think you might be a little bit off

on the tone. You just watch me.

Whores, fornicators, the Lord commands you to repent.

See that? That's how it's done.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something.

If there's whores in there, this must be a whorehouse.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, a whorehouse.

A whorehouse.

Yeah. You know, I always thought there should be a whorehouse here.

Yeah. Yeah. Cool.

Whores! Whores! Whores!

I want to be a billionaire so frickin' bad.

Buy all of the things I never had. Whoa, Beavis, it's your mom.

I wonder how many tricks she'd have to turn to become a billionaire.

My mom? Let's see.

Let's see. 25 times... I mean, divided by...

How many is a billion?

I think it's like a million.

Boy, this guy really wants to be a billionaire.

Everybody does, but this guy really wants to. Yeah.

Finally, somebody had the balls to just say it.

I think they didn't even have enough money to make it look like they were

billionaires.

You're not going to make a billion dollars dancing like that.

Yeah, really.

You know, I really hope these guys do become billionaires, you know, because,

you know, most rich people don't deserve it, you know, but these guys, these

guys, I don't know, I just don't really think they're me.

They should have a billion dollars.

Maybe dance a little better, but... Whores!

Hornicators! Whores!

Hornicators! So that dude must have started his own whorehouse.

Yeah, yeah, wow.

Why didn't we think of that?

Damn it.

Whores! Hornicators!

Here you go. You boys are gonna need a sign.

Yeah. We'll help you get the word out. Yeah, yeah. We really appreciate what

you're doing here, you know. It's just great.

Well, I'm just glad there are people your age as passionate as I am about

putting fallen women on the righteous path, boys. That's what we're all about

here.

Yeah.

On a path where they've fallen on my wieners.

Come on, Beavis.

Let's do this.

Oh, hang on there, fellas.

Now, legally, we cannot get any closer. And I cannot legally encourage you to do

so. However, people have engaged in civil disobedience.

Oh,

yeah, yeah.

I got you.

Say no more, sir.

This is going to be cool.

We're finally going to do it.

It's really going to happen.

Stop right there.

Don't worry, dude. We're cool.

Please step back onto the sidewalk.

We know the owner.

So I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and step aside.

Yeah, just step aside.

We don't have a lot of time.

I'm busy.

If you do not step back onto the sidewalk, I will have to escort you off

property. Escort?

Have you done them already?

Here's your final warning.

Yeah. So how did you get this job, anyway?

Yeah, really.

Are there fringe benefits?

I have warned you, as required by law, now I have the right to forcibly

you. No!

No, we need to go inside!

Dammit, butthole. I'll kick your ass.

Whores! Whores!

What?

Just stay here off clinic property and we won't have any trouble.

So are the whores gonna come out here, then?

Yes. The pores will come out eventually.

Cool. Yeah.

So we just, like, do it with them right here, then? As long as I get to have

sex, I don't care where it is. What? You know, I actually prefer to do it in

public, because then everybody will witness, and then I won't have to, like,

tell them, and they'll believe me.

What? Tarnation?

Yeah, you see that?

You mean to tell me that these two wholesome boys spent a minute with you

front of that Satan's den with those whores and fornicators and they become

I gave my legally required warning.

Turn it up.

Hit him again.

Get him.

Hey, now you get your goddamn hands off me. Hey, Beva, check it out.

The coast is clear.

We're going to be fornicators.

Finally.

About time.

I don't like the way he's looking at me.

Come on, you want to start something?

Yeah, it's like his lower jaw sticks out further than his upper jaw.

You kind of look like that too, Beavis.

No, I don't.

Hey, this guy's like trying to make his voice scratchier than it is. Even whores

can fall for someone. Even whores fall for someone.

You fall for me. Anyway, Beavis, your lower jaw sticks out further than your

upper jaw, just like this dude.

Damn it, Butt -Head, it does not.

I think that's part of the reason you look so stupid.

No way, Butt -Head.

I look cool.

Not like this guy.

So if that chick's a whore of me, who's the pimp?

It sure as hell isn't this guy singing.

Yeah, her pimp's like, you big old fine me some money, you understand me? We

playing games?

Are you listening, Beavis?

He speaks from the heart.

Speak from his butt.

You know, Beavis, he actually kind of sounds like you, too.

Shut up, buddy.

Look at his face.

That was horrible.

I think maybe you need to listen to it again, Beaver. Butt -It, do not rewind

it. Maybe you're not listening. No, no, no, come on, Butt -It. No, no, don't

rewind it. Come on. Butt -It, no.

No, come on, Butt -It, no.

No, no.

I have said all I have to say.

Damn it, Butt -It.

I need to go throw up.

Hello?

Fornicators. Whores.

Fornicators.

Hey, baby.

Are you one of the ones who, like, does it?

I'm coming.

I'm next.

I just answered the phone.

He's the one who does it. Hey, guys.

What?

It's a man -whore. Oh, damn it. This is a dude -whorehouse, Beavis.

Let's get out of here. Damn it.

I really thought it was going to happen this time. They finally built a

whorehouse here, and it's a dude -whorehouse.

Yeah, really.

That's why all the chicks were coming in and out of here.

Wait a minute, Beavis.

We should get a job here.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, look at that dude.

Let's fill out an application.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, remember us? I have warned you as required by law.

Now I have the right to forcibly restrain you. Yeah, yeah, makes sense on

Yeah, but could we fill out an application?

Yeah, fill out an application.

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