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For today's field trip, we will be visiting Prairie Falls.

An historically accurate recreation of a homesteading community from 1832.

Okay? So don't be surprised if my great -great -grandpappy Van Driessen makes an

appearance.

Where are we?

I don't know.

Maybe we took the wrong bus or something.

Come on, I'm hungry.

Welcome to Prairie Falls.

You lucky students have traveled back in time to a typical 19th century

homesteading community.

Come and meet my fellow townsfolk.

Did that guy say something about, like, traveling back in time?

Howdy, fair strangers.

I am Tobias Vandreason, a humble but hard -working cobbler who dwells in the

cabin down by the Old Fork River.

How come Vandreason's talking like a foreigner?

I don't know. Maybe we're in Mexico or something.

Let's go find a TV. TV?

I know not what you talk of, for the year is 1832.

Now come and watch us thresh wheat.

1832?

That's like not now.

Yeah, I mean, aren't we more than that?

Whoa. Hey, Beavis, check it out. Look at all these people.

Maybe that dork was right. Maybe we did travel back in time.

Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that happen? Maybe that bus broke the time -space

condominium.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like in that movie, Back to the Future.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe we can score with your mom.

I'm not

going, you know, to be just like a typical housewife that just

sits at home. Well, you're better at cooking. You're more picnic leaning.

You're more efficient at sex than bad at birth control.

This chick reminds me of a young your mom.

Like, if this chick was not as hot and, like, older looking and drunk,

but, like, just as stupid.

Yeah,

I kind of see what you're saying now, you know.

Brandon and I still don't agree on how we're going to come up with the money to

move out.

What are they doing in there? He's come up with his own idea for making extra

money. This is a complete kit of everything you need to get started in

prospecting. This will make you money.

This guy's like, uh, you mean the box?

You open the box. Don't chew on it.

It's a profitable venture.

Now that'll be $9 ,154, please.

Good luck to you. What a dumbass.

I'm not convinced that Brandon's idea to get extra money is solid, so I'm coming

up with my own plan. How would you handle, like, if a customer got upset?

I'm calling you right now.

She's doing that thing comedians always do with their hands when they're on the

phone. Oh, God.

Okay.

First of all, please put the phone by your ear so you can hear it.

Hi, I just got my pizza. It was supposed to be sausage and it's pepperoni.

Okay, um... Uh,

I can't talk right now. My stupid manager is right here.

She's like, uh, so you'll call me on my hand then.

I've been sitting by my hand all day.

I guess I didn't get the job.

I wonder if we're going to see dinosaurs.

That would be cool.

Beavis, you dumbass.

Dinosaurs haven't been invented yet.

Oh, yeah.

I've seen lots of movies like this. We need to, like, do something cool now so

that when we go back to the future, it's, like, better or something.

Ooh, class.

There's something interesting.

Hey, Butt -Head, since we traveled back in time a thousand years, does that mean

that that old dude is, like, Van Driessen's dad or something?

Uh, oh, yeah.

He's old.

Whoa.

Calm to Butt -Head.

Me too.

I do declare, working this pole is hard.

You look familiar. Were you at the Renaissance Fair this summer? Yes, I'm

Wentworth. I knew it. I'm Squire Robin.

Class, why don't you run along and enjoy our simple way of life, okay? And

take notes.

This sucks. How come a wuss like that can score and we can't? How do you know

he's going to score?

Because Van Driessen was born, dumbass.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of something cool we could do.

If we can stop that old wuss from scoring, Van Driessen will never be

We'll never have to go to that stupid class again.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

This is going to be cool.

I mean, or it was cool.

I mean, in the past, you know, like after we do it, it's going to be cool to

think back upon.

You know, frankly, I like the magical fear. Remember, Beavis, we can't let

old dude score.

He's Van Driessen's great -great -grandfather.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, if he never scores, then Van Treason will never be born, and we'll

have to do homework.

Well,

you know, there's another magical fair coming up. Uh, Hark, or something.

What?

Ah, Beavis and Butthead, please go stand with your classmates, okay?

Uh, we can't do that, because, like, we know what you're going to do with her.

What? What are they talking about?

Boys, now that's inappropriate, okay?

Megan and I are just talking right now, and then you're going to do it. Yeah, we

know all about you.

Because you did it, then that means that Van Driessen was born, and I've seen

him. For we are from the future.

Oh, do you do this all the time? He sure does.

No.

Yeah, we know your grandson.

Don't try to lie.

Grandson? You said you didn't have kids.

Megan, Megan, wait.

Don't listen to them.

We have changed history.

Maybe we'll read about us someday.

I wonder how this chick decided which side

was going to be white and which was going to be black.

I don't know, but the side that makes the music.

It's definitely white.

See, you can tell, see?

Oh, yeah.

What's he so pissed off about?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, look at all you people with your grilled cheese sandwiches and your milk

and your vitamin D.

It fills me with rage.

These people don't seem too into it.

Yeah, they're like, another band raged through here yesterday.

We're all raged out.

Yeah, but did they go through the library and the cafeteria?

Yep, same route.

The cafeteria, the gym.

They showed up the cheerleader.

Whoa, that little Wayne?

Yeah, he's like, I was just back in the teacher's lounge grading papers. What's

going on out here?

I wish our guidance counselor was as cool as Little Wayne.

Yeah, he'd be like, have you considered stacking papers and getting paid? You

know what I'm saying?

Have you thought about face tattoos and sipping scissor?

How did this chick get Little Wayne to be in her video?

Maybe it was like part of his community service.

Oh, yeah.

It was probably like either that or pick up trash.

Yeah. And he did pick up trash.

Thanks for visiting.

Please exit through our gift shop.

Hey, Beavis, before we go back to modern times, we should, like, bring old stuff

back so we can, like, get rich.

We should, like...

smuggle it in our butts, and then sneak it out of here. Then when we get home,

we can take it out of our butts and sell it. That would be cool.

Why would we put it up our butts, Beavis? We can just carry it out of

I don't know.

I thought an MSNBC lockup run.

I thought it would be cool.

That's all.

Okay,

Beavis.

Hey, Beavis and Butthead, when we get inside, I want to talk to you about your

behavior earlier, okay?

Damn it.

We're back and Van Driessen got born.

That sucks.

I thought we blocked him from scoring.

We should have kicked him in the nads and broke his wiener.

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