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Whoa, cool.
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Uh,
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hey, pizza face.
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What?
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Oh, yeah, I guess I have a little act.
Wow!
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Hey, damn it. Pizza face.
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Pizza face.
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Dumbass. We're under the car's rear end.
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The car's butt.
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Hello. To answer your question, yes,
this car does have new undercoating.
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So, what do you think, guys? Can you see
yourself driving this car?
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Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. That would
be cool. I bet we could score. Yes, yes,
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definitely, my friend. I must
congratulate you both. You picked a very
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to buy a car.
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Yeah, we're smart.
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Today and today only, I can offer you 0
% down.
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Whoa, really?
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We have zero.
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We're gonna get a car.
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We're gonna score.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Yes, yes, very cool, yes, yes. Come
inside, we talk about it, okay?
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Oh, my God.
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It looks like a bathing suit.
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Mom, no.
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Whoa. This chick's mom might be a bigger
slut than your mom, Beavis.
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Yeah, maybe so.
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I think she might be a better slut, too.
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She has better fake boobs.
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And that's not saying much.
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You look like you're in love.
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Come on, buddy, that's enough.
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God gave me this body.
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God gave her that body?
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Yeah.
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God's like, don't drag me into this.
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I'm getting ready to pick some things
out. Me and Drew are going to go take
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pictures. For where?
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For the Playboy party.
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Mom, your underwear is showing.
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I don't know why you keep doing that.
Come on, arch your back. More slutty.
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More embarrassing for your daughter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. More
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embarrassing for your daughter. More
embarrassing. More embarrassing. There
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go. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You better
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hand over that glitter.
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I had sex with a clown to get that
glitter.
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That hat makes her look really old.
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And really stupid, too.
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Yeah. Well, she's got to keep the light
off her face.
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Is this the Playboy party she was
talking about?
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I thought the Playboy mansion was, like,
a little nicer and had a pool and
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stuff.
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Yeah. I thought there'd be more chicks,
though. This is like just a bunch of
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kids and one old slut.
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Now
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you
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just stay in your room while your mom
goes downstairs and does it with all
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friends.
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This is the one girl that really
deserves to be emo.
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Okay, Ham, it looks like you got a
couple of gearheads. These guys love
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know -it -alls, so I want you to sad
-sack them.
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Sad -sack? Oh, yes, yes, sad -sack. When
I say, Mikey, oh, he's a good salesman,
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but not me. I cannot sell car.
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You know, I'm so not good salesman, you
probably rip me off. Okay, tone it down
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a tad.
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Remember, you're a loser, and you just
can't seem to sell a car.
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You want these guys to think they have
the advantage, so they let down their
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guard. Hermit, it's showtime.
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Go get them.
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It is beautiful machine, yes? It has
many RPMs, you know?
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I'm so sorry. I don't know what I'm
saying.
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You see that guy, Mikey? He's a very
truly good salesman. But not me. No, I
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trouble selling car to no one. I cannot
sell car.
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Hey, Bud, maybe we should buy a car from
that Mikey guy. Yeah, really.
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How'd we get stuck with this dumbass? He
can't even sell a car.
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Whoa, hold on, fellas. I want to make
sure you get the best deal possible. Let
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me have a word with Hammett here.
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Okay, these guys are going to be tough.
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We're not going to fool them. Just start
negotiating.
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Be tough. Be a closer.
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So you can see the price is $3 ,000,
but, you know, let's talk, you know.
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Tell me, what will it take to get you
into this car today?
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You said something about zero?
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Yeah, that'll work.
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Zero point zero.
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Yes, very good. I don't think my manager
will go for that, but maybe I could
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give you, you know, maybe $500 of this
price. It's good.
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You're going to give us $500 to take the
car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
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No. I'll take it. No, that's not what I
meant. No, I cannot do that. No.
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Uh, hmm.
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I don't know, but are we still okay at
zero?
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Eh. I don't know. A free car doesn't
sound so great after he was going to
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us $500 to take it.
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Yeah. Wait, wait, no. I did not ever
say... I don't know about it. I mean,
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know, zero dollars for a car, you know
what I mean? That's not bad. Dammit,
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Beavis, gas is expensive.
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I'll take like $250 from you to take
this car, but that's like my final
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Okay, okay, okay. Well, let's all settle
down here, okay? This is getting a
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little, you know...
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I tell you what, you need to see what
this car can do. You need to go for test
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drive. How about that? We go test drive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's drive this thing. Yeah.
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This is going to be cool.
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You will see this car handled very nice,
you know. It was driven by one little
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old lady one time, you know, that's all.
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Yeah, it smells like old lady.
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Hey, I mean, you think anybody did it
back here?
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Seems like it would be a good spot, you
know what I'm saying? Yes, yes, it is
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very nice, yes, yes. So you're saying
that you could see yourself driving this
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car, then?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I could see myself driving it with
a kick.
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And her boobs, too. Very good, very
good.
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Let's see what this baby can do.
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No, no, no. The car is already started,
my friend. Please, please.
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Yeah, butthole.
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You're going to break it. Okay, then. If
everybody is ready, then we will begin
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test drive.
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Okay? Ready.
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No, do not start the car. Cool. Do it
again. Do it again. No, do not do it
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again. No, this car is started. Do not
start it anymore.
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Come on, let's go.
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Punch it. Yeah.
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Okay.
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No, no.
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You did not.
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That was cool.
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Before we leave Miami, we are going on a
road trip.
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We are hitting up the Everglades. We've
got crocodiles, alligators, whatever you
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want. They're going to go out to the
Everglades to see if they can go two
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without having sex or fighting.
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I don't know if they're going to make
it.
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They're like, do you have a... mushroom
on this boat or whatever this thing is.
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That airboat is serious. Like, it's
hella huge.
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I mean, that would work better than my
hair dryer.
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Maybe instead of 25 minutes doing my
hair, it'll only take me 10.
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I came up with that myself, you know
what I'm saying?
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The crocodile's like, oh,
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they're guidos.
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They all taste like spray tan.
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Too much gristle.
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After the airboat tour, we went to a
little in -town cafe where they had,
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crab legs and alligators and all kinds
of stuff that you can eat. Yeah, yeah,
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the stuff you eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's it called? You know, the stuff,
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like you eat it. It's not drinks. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Food. Yeah, that's it. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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Hey, guys.
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Take it.
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It's a frog.
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This looks like that picture of the last
supper, but with guidos.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Jesus died for their tans.
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What is that? With Jenny.
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That was actually funny.
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It actually was.
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That's weird.
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Why do you think I didn't hit the froggy
legs though?
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Micah! No way, butt munch. I barely got
to go anywhere.
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No one will drive. You have destroyed
the car.
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Oh, I am very sorry.
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They crashed the car.
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I'll deal with you later, boys.
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Looks like you just bought yourselves a
car.
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Uh, no way.
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This one's all broken and stuff. Yeah.
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I can't see myself driving it anymore.
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Yeah, we want a fresh one.
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But I'm going to have to ask you to give
us $1 ,000 to take the new one.
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Yeah, Hamid already agreed to give us
$500 for the old one.
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Look at it now, you know. Whoa, hold on
here. That's not how it works. You've
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got to buy this car or I'm going to hold
on to your licenses and contact your
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insurance company.
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We don't have licenses.
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Yeah, or insurance companies.
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You didn't get their licenses and proof
of insurance?
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You're fired. And you too.
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Get off my lot and don't let me ever see
you here again.
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Hey, bud, check it out.
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Pizza face.
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What?
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You mess.
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Okay, dude, settle down. We'll take $500
for it. If you drive a hard bargain,
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we're in.
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Don't make me kick your ass.
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