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Hey, Viva.
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You know like openness right in front of
your face?
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You mean like me?
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Ow! It's burning my eyes!
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Ow!
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That was cool.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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Come on, Crystal. No one's here. Let's
try the basketball courts. I know a
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couple of dealers who hang out there.
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Hang on. I think I see just what we
need.
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That guy is tweaking for sure.
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Are you holding, Sugar?
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Wow, yeah. Yeah, I am holding. See? I am
holding. Well, that's great, Sugar,
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because I really need to score.
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You do?
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Well, I am holding. I need you to come
with me, though. Is that all right?
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Yeah. We can do this wherever you want,
baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Great.
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Just get in the van.
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Whoa. Is she going to do it, too?
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Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. She just can't
get enough.
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The moon.
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I feel like it's dysfunctional. Is that
Snooki in there?
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That's Dina.
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Oh, God.
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I don't care for Dina.
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You know, you can just throw anything at
these guidos and they'll do something
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with it. You know, like a ball, you
know, and then a box, you know.
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I think that's the box that that ball
came in from the other episode.
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It just so happens that Dina defies the
law of intelligence.
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Whoa, there's a law of intelligence?
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Uh, yeah.
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You better hire a lawyer, Beavis.
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Cardboard balls.
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Oh,
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did they break up?
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Uh, yeah.
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They both wanted to see other guidos.
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I go to sleep in my own bed tonight,
alone.
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She sleeps alone for the first time
ever.
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Luckily,
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I sleep in the smush room.
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Yeah.
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There's always plenty of guidos coming
in and out of there.
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She'll be fine.
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Well, are we going to do it here?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Here is good, yeah.
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Let's do it. No, Gary wouldn't trust us
with the money, but don't worry, you'll
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get paid.
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Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
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We don't expect you to just give it to
us for free.
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Less than you want to.
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Damn it, Sapphire, stay on the damn
road.
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I'm just saying, if they want to give us
a little taste, where's the harm?
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She makes a good point. Yeah, yeah, I
mean, I mean, yeah, and I like getting
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paid, you know, but I mean...
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Anything wrong with a little taste?
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Come to butthead.
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Get back and drive.
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Damn it. Nobody is tasting nothing till
we get to the set.
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The set? We're doing a porno. I'm a porn
star.
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Stop her. I think she's a porn star, but
she's really just a flopper. Shut up,
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whore. Whoa, you're a porn star?
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Hell yeah.
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Then let's get to the set.
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Oh, yeah.
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There's going to be some holding, you
know what I'm saying?
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Hey,
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y 'all. This here is Beavis and
Butthead. Yes, the stars of the party
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are here.
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Whoa, these guys already know we're porn
stars.
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Yeah, we haven't even done it yet. Now
we can start.
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Tim. You have it fixed yet? I'm trying.
I told you we really needed a dual -band
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HD streaming router.
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And I told you we don't have enough
money. It was either go to the office
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store or get drugs.
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I made an executive decision, and I
stand by it. Gary, what are you and your
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friends doing in there?
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Nothing, Ma.
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Do you and your friends want some
sandwiches?
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Shut up!
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Man, I love crank, especially chasing
that white dragon. What exactly are you
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guys holding? Break it out.
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You want to see my crank?
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Yeah, me. I don't show my white dragon
to dudes.
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Sorry. You've never shown it to chicks
either, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah, me.
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But I don't show it to dudes on purpose.
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See what I'm saying? Not even in the
gym. Come on, guys. Break out the stuff.
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Yeah, this better be good stuff. Better
than the dual band router I was going to
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get. Break out the drugs.
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What are you talking about?
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We don't have any drugs.
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No drugs.
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And no router. But you said you found
someone. You probably did it all behind
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our back.
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Hey,
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so do we do it now?
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Yeah, we should probably get going on
this.
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Cool.
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A fight.
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So am I.
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Are they actually at Dave and Buster's?
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No.
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I think like if you knock someone out on
top of that Dave and Buster's logo, you
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get like free cheese sticks or
something.
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I can never tell what they're yelling.
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Yeah, I don't even know how these guys
are supposed to hear any of this.
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Just sounds like... Whoa.
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Right in the nose.
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This guy's like, okay, now your body is
telling you something's wrong.
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Oh,
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they're all worried about this dude?
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Is your foot okay?
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Did you break your toe on his schlong?
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Wes, deep, three breaths. Deep breaths.
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Breathe through your nose, out your
mouth.
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He's so dumb, they had to tell him how
to breathe.
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In through your nose, out through your
mouth.
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That's it.
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The nose is the one on top.
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Winner by majority decision, McSweeney.
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You can't beat Iron Schlong McSweeney.
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Okay, now come get your tokens, guys.
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Damn it! He told me he was holding.
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Look at the way he talks.
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I thought he was tweaking.
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Gary, what's with all the yelling? Not
now, Ma!
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What's going on, butthead? How come
everybody's, like, talking instead of
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it? Oh, no.
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This must be the story part of the
porno. Damn it.
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I hate that part.
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Okay, everybody freeze. What's going on
in here?
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Nothing. I swear.
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I'm just making a movie.
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Actually, nothing illegal is going on.
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We're making an adult film, but all my
performers are over 18.
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And there are no drugs here.
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None at all. Eh.
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Can you dumbasses get done with all this
talking story crap so we can start
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doing it with the chicks?
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Yeah, this story really sucks.
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The dialogue is horrible.
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Yeah, I mean, most porn is bad, but this
one is really bad.
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Yeah, come on, we're ready to be porn
stars.
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I'm ready for my close -up.
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Of my butt.
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These two don't look 18.
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That's because we're not.
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Butthole. Looks like you're under
arrest.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's Beavis and
Butthead. They're not performers.
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Yeah, right.
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Beavis and Butthead. Sounds like porn
names to me. We're going to figure all
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this out downtown.
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There you go.
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Gary, what's going on? Not now, Ma.
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Damn it, this sucks.
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Yeah, but the story part's going to be
over pretty soon.
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And then we're going to do it with those
chicks.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't worry, boys. You'll be placed in a
protective custody.
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Yeah.
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Protection. You know, I always imagined
my first time would be like this.
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