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Whoa. This is going to be cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we got to try that.

We interrupt this presentation for a new seven special report.

Ah! Dammit, Mavis, change it back. I didn't do that. And the scene here,

is positively apocalyptic.

A freight train has derailed, causing a potentially toxic gas leak. As a

precaution, a 20 -block radius of North Highland is currently being evacuated.

Uh, I think this is, like, the news.

This is an emergency evacuation.

Damn it. Anyone home? What's going on out there?

We're trying to watch TV.

Yeah, really.

It's probably that census dude again.

He's a real butthole.

He said head of household.

being forced to evacuate this scene of utter apocalyptic devastation. Miguel,

feels like we are in the center of hell.

What does apoplectic mean?

I think it means like when it's the end of the world, like in that movie.

Well, that means it's like the apocalypse now.

Maybe.

Let's go check it out.

Okay.

Yeah, maybe this will be cool.

This is your final warning. All residents must evacuate the area.

This is your final warning.

All residents must evacuate the area.

Whoa. How come it's all quiet and stuff?

Where is everybody?

Oh, yeah. I think, like, part of the end of the world is that, like, everybody's

dead.

Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Are we dead?

I guess not.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of something.

If everybody's dead, but we're not dead, you know what that means?

No.

We are the last people on Earth.

What, really?

We can go anywhere and do anything.

Yeah, yeah, anything.

There's no one to tell us what not to do. Yeah, there's nobody to say, no, no,

no, don't burn that. No, no, no, don't set that on fire.

Beavis, the world is ours.

Yeah, yeah.

It doesn't get any better than this, Beavis.

Yep. The end of the world kicks ass.

Hey,

Butt -head, check it out.

We're rich.

We don't need money, dumbass. Everything is free from now on. Oh, yeah, yeah. We

can just, like, take whatever we want. This isn't going to be cool.

You know what I'm going to do, Butt -head? I'm going to use every toilet in

town.

Okay. I may not even flush.

Because I don't have to. I don't have to do anything.

I'm like full.

Yeah, me too.

So what do we do now?

Like go home? No, butt monkey. The world is ours, remember?

We can live anywhere we want to.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go live at Stuart's house. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've always wanted to

live there.

This is cool.

Too bad all the chicks are dead.

Yeah, yeah, but at least we got this.

Yeah, Copleps is cool.

Yeah, but, like, if we're gonna live here, we can't have Stuart's stupid crap

around. Yeah, really.

Yeah, we need to make it cool. Yeah.

We won't be needing this.

Yeah, really.

Or this.

What kind of person buys one of these?

Yeah, this vase sucks, too.

It's got a bunch of crap inside it. Whoa.

I think this is Stuart's grandma's ashes.

You mean she put her cigarettes out in a vase? That's disgusting.

There's no reason for that. Dammit, Beavis, you're making a mess.

And you're getting on my nerves.

Why don't you go, like, live somewhere else?

Okay, yeah, yeah. I will live at Anderson's. Or maybe Todd's. I bet that

is cooler than this house.

I'll live in both of them. Yeah, I'll use all the bathrooms.

Whoa.

Okay. chick.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

Hey, baby.

Hey,

how's it going?

You two shouldn't be here. Both of you, come with me.

Okay.

I see your spacesuit saved you from the apococcal blips.

So, like, do you want to, like...

Recopulate the Earth?

Yeah,

where are the last two dudes left? You have no choice.

Unit 3 to base. I just found... No sign of stragglers.

Roger that. We've got it all clear anyway, so we're going to start

people to their homes.

Roger that.

No! Damn it!

We're the only two dudes left on Earth and we still didn't score.

That's not me.

Whoa. This house kicks ass.

I'm just going to go live in this house and flank my monkey for the rest of my

life.

This is going to be cool.

This is like one of those commercials where you don't know what it's

for. What is it for?

I think it's that one where the guy's like, when disaster strikes, you want to

be covered.

No, no, that one has that guy who used to be president before Obama.

Oh, it's another one of those boner drug commercials.

Every day, millions of Americans can't get wood.

Ask your doctor if Levitan is right for you.

Side effects may kick ass.

Levitan may cause excessive vomiting.

Double vision.

Blurriness. Dizziness.

Confusion. And a boner that goes on for four hours.

That would be cool.

Coolest house I have ever seen. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, if we can't score,

at least we can live here.

Yeah. Whoever used to live here ruled.

Damn,

it's good to be home.

What the hell?

It's cool that there's still TV after the end of the world.

I think that's great.

Hey, get out of our house, butthole. I mean, I thought everybody else was dead.

Whoa, you're right. He's a zombie.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out of here.

I'm gonna kill you.

Get the gun, Beavis.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm on it.

Get out of my house.

Shoot him between the eyes, Beavis.

The world didn't end, did it?

No.

That sucks.

I wonder we didn't score.

Yeah.

Whoa, check it out. What happened?

Such a sad statement on humanity.

People returning to their homes only to find their property looted and

vandalized. The devastation is incredible, Miguel. The scene here is

apocalyptic. Sounds like somebody messed up Stewart's house.

Yeah. And after we worked so hard to make it cool.

Yeah, that sucks.

Bunghole!

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