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Whoa. This is going to be cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we got to try that.
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We interrupt this presentation for a new
seven special report.
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Ah! Dammit, Mavis, change it back. I
didn't do that. And the scene here,
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is positively apocalyptic.
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A freight train has derailed, causing a
potentially toxic gas leak. As a
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precaution, a 20 -block radius of North
Highland is currently being evacuated.
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Uh, I think this is, like, the news.
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This is an emergency evacuation.
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Damn it. Anyone home? What's going on
out there?
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We're trying to watch TV.
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Yeah, really.
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It's probably that census dude again.
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He's a real butthole.
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He said head of household.
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being forced to evacuate this scene of
utter apocalyptic devastation. Miguel,
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feels like we are in the center of hell.
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What does apoplectic mean?
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I think it means like when it's the end
of the world, like in that movie.
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Well, that means it's like the
apocalypse now.
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Maybe.
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Let's go check it out.
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Okay.
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Yeah, maybe this will be cool.
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This is your final warning. All
residents must evacuate the area.
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This is your final warning.
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All residents must evacuate the area.
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Whoa. How come it's all quiet and stuff?
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Where is everybody?
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Oh, yeah. I think, like, part of the end
of the world is that, like, everybody's
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dead.
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Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Are we dead?
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I guess not.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of
something.
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If everybody's dead, but we're not dead,
you know what that means?
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No.
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We are the last people on Earth.
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What, really?
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We can go anywhere and do anything.
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Yeah, yeah, anything.
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There's no one to tell us what not to
do. Yeah, there's nobody to say, no, no,
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no, don't burn that. No, no, no, don't
set that on fire.
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Beavis, the world is ours.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It doesn't get any better than this,
Beavis.
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Yep. The end of the world kicks ass.
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Hey,
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Butt -head, check it out.
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We're rich.
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We don't need money, dumbass. Everything
is free from now on. Oh, yeah, yeah. We
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can just, like, take whatever we want.
This isn't going to be cool.
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You know what I'm going to do, Butt
-head? I'm going to use every toilet in
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town.
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Okay. I may not even flush.
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Because I don't have to. I don't have to
do anything.
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I'm like full.
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Yeah, me too.
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So what do we do now?
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Like go home? No, butt monkey. The world
is ours, remember?
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We can live anywhere we want to.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's go live at Stuart's house. Yeah,
yeah. You know, I've always wanted to
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live there.
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This is cool.
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Too bad all the chicks are dead.
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Yeah, yeah, but at least we got this.
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Yeah, Copleps is cool.
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Yeah, but, like, if we're gonna live
here, we can't have Stuart's stupid crap
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around. Yeah, really.
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Yeah, we need to make it cool. Yeah.
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We won't be needing this.
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Yeah, really.
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Or this.
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What kind of person buys one of these?
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Yeah, this vase sucks, too.
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It's got a bunch of crap inside it.
Whoa.
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I think this is Stuart's grandma's
ashes.
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You mean she put her cigarettes out in a
vase? That's disgusting.
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There's no reason for that. Dammit,
Beavis, you're making a mess.
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And you're getting on my nerves.
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Why don't you go, like, live somewhere
else?
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Okay, yeah, yeah. I will live at
Anderson's. Or maybe Todd's. I bet that
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is cooler than this house.
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I'll live in both of them. Yeah, I'll
use all the bathrooms.
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Whoa.
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Okay. chick.
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Oh, yeah.
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Huh?
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Hey, baby.
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Hey,
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how's it going?
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You two shouldn't be here. Both of you,
come with me.
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Okay.
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I see your spacesuit saved you from the
apococcal blips.
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So, like, do you want to, like...
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Recopulate the Earth?
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Yeah,
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where are the last two dudes left? You
have no choice.
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Unit 3 to base. I just found... No sign
of stragglers.
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Roger that. We've got it all clear
anyway, so we're going to start
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people to their homes.
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Roger that.
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No! Damn it!
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We're the only two dudes left on Earth
and we still didn't score.
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That's not me.
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Whoa. This house kicks ass.
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I'm just going to go live in this house
and flank my monkey for the rest of my
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life.
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This is going to be cool.
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This is like one of those commercials
where you don't know what it's
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for. What is it for?
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I think it's that one where the guy's
like, when disaster strikes, you want to
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be covered.
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No, no, that one has that guy who used
to be president before Obama.
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Oh, it's another one of those boner drug
commercials.
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Every day, millions of Americans can't
get wood.
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Ask your doctor if Levitan is right for
you.
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Side effects may kick ass.
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Levitan may cause excessive vomiting.
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Double vision.
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Blurriness. Dizziness.
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Confusion. And a boner that goes on for
four hours.
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That would be cool.
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Coolest house I have ever seen. Yeah,
yeah. You know, like, if we can't score,
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at least we can live here.
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Yeah. Whoever used to live here ruled.
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Damn,
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it's good to be home.
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What the hell?
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It's cool that there's still TV after
the end of the world.
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I think that's great.
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Hey, get out of our house, butthole. I
mean, I thought everybody else was dead.
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Whoa, you're right. He's a zombie.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out of here.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Get the gun, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm on it.
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Get out of my house.
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Shoot him between the eyes, Beavis.
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The world didn't end, did it?
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No.
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That sucks.
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I wonder we didn't score.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, check it out. What happened?
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Such a sad statement on humanity.
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People returning to their homes only to
find their property looted and
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vandalized. The devastation is
incredible, Miguel. The scene here is
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apocalyptic. Sounds like somebody messed
up Stewart's house.
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Yeah. And after we worked so hard to
make it cool.
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Yeah, that sucks.
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Bunghole!
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