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Thank you.

Check it out. What happened?

Oh, look. There's little turds everywhere.

Uh, cool.

Let's see here. I think these are rat turds.

Yep. These are definitely rat turds. Uh, okay, Beavis.

Whoa, there it is.

Hey, it's eating our nachos. Ah!

Get out of there, butthole. I'll kick your ass.

Damn it.

That son of a bitch ate our nachos.

That's right, Beavis.

And that is a crime for which it must be punished.

Yeah, to death.

This is gonna be cool.

Has it been a day or a week?

As my eyes begin to close, I am walking in my dreams.

You like this.

Shut up, butthead. No, I don't.

Believous, I just saw you tapping your foot.

She's making me nervous. It's, like, freaking me out.

Sometimes I tap my foot when I'm nervous.

And sometimes I, like, you know, hum along, too.

Whoa.

This is kind of freaky.

Yeah, see what I mean?

This is one of those art school chicks that, like, You could

probably score with them if you just told them all their ideas are really

Yeah, that's probably how she made this video.

Just like, got some rich guy and told him all her ideas, and he's like, ooh,

yeah.

Yeah, she's like,

uh, I want a unicorn, but then I'm going to tear the horn off him and put him on

my head.

Ooh, yeah, very good, yeah.

Have another drink and continue.

And then, I also want my brother to tap dance.

He's really good.

The rich guy's probably like, uh, these are all great ideas, but,

uh, I think it would be really, like, empowering if you took off your clothes

and jumped off a cliff.

He's like, and if you want, I could help you become a citizen.

I don't think I can help your brother, though.

This is why hot girls shouldn't keep a dream journal.

Oh, boy.

Cool.

Got a rat problem, do you?

Yeah. He ate our nachos.

And for that, he must die.

Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah, believe me.

My favorite is the classic spring -loaded prep.

Okay. Sounds good.

Oh, yeah.

That's some good stuff.

Yeah.

And once you catch him, that's when the fun really starts.

Okay. You boys need some matches or some pliers with that?

No, thanks.

You boys should come by and save me sometime.

Ow!

Son of a bitch!

Dumbass.

Here, I'll do it.

You hold the trap.

Okay. Damn it, Beavis. You keep throwing it up.

Step aside.

Put the... Damn it.

I think we got it.

Okay.

I'll just put this here.

Oh, yeah.

We got you now.

Go check the trap, Beaver.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Why'd I come in here again?

Ooh, nachos.

Ow! Ah, damn it!

Damn it! Ow!

Uh, what's that noise?

Huh? Me?

I don't know.

Go see what that noise is, Beavis.

It's in the kitchen.

Okay. It's probably the garbage disposal.

Come on, Ed. Come here.

It's alive.

It's caught the trap.

No.

I'll get it. No. Get out of here.

They're freaking me out.

Get out of here.

Get off.

That was cool.

I think this rat likes you or something. Because he, like, saved his life.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

How's it going?

What should we do with it?

I don't know. Maybe keep it as a pet or something?

Okay.

Boy, Beavis, that rat dude really likes you.

He must be like a metrosexual or something.

Shut up, butthole.

There you go.

That's a good boy.

Make yourself at home.

Uh,

yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger and large fries, please.

Uh, okay.

And how are you today?

All right, boy, come on. Little hide.

Good boy.

Okay, all yours.

Is it gonna be long?

You said long.

Yeah, yeah.

Long.

Here you go.

Aw.

Looks like we got some company.

Oh, we're right.

Oh, yeah. He really likes fries.

Yeah, and he seems to like the buns, too.

I'm going to report this. This is a health violation.

Yeah.

The food here sucks.

Yeah, really.

Whoa.

Cool.

I like watching people fall down on TV.

Funny.

Yeah, it's like if he was just falling down stairs, it would be over fast.

But with an escalator, it just keeps going.

You know, it would be funnier if he was fat, but this is still pretty cool.

Yeah.

This rules.

I could watch this forever.

I don't think he really even wants to get up the escalator.

Maybe if he'd go buy something instead of monkeying around on the escalator,

economy wouldn't suck.

Come on. Get off your butt. Get up that escalator and go buy a Cinnabon.

Maybe some Dippin' Dots.

See,

right here during this part, you'll be playing some old -timey piano music.

This kid's probably like, Uh, where's Daddy with my birthday

present?

He's drunk at the mall again, lailing around on the escalator.

What the hell is going on?

I just got a call saying there was a rat in here.

Yeah, check it out. It pooped everywhere.

Oh, God, I'll have to call the exterminator.

Yeah, we had to throw out all those traps you had, you know. He almost died.

Okay, where's the rat now?

Uh, me.

Well, I had him right here on the counter a minute ago.

It's not funny, guys, okay?

This is very serious, and now we're going to have to throw away all the

Here, boy, come on.

Here, rat.

Here, boy.

Rat.

Whoa.

Well, I guess it's like not a dude after all.

Oh, yeah.

Cool.

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